Poker Night | w/ Pyrion & Tom & Friends!!! | Jingle Jam 2022 | (08/12/2022)

[@Blisterdude123]

The stream we wait for all year.

[@DrAliSnakbar]

yes XD

[@TwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW]

So true. I don’t think about it ,but every time it comes. I think “o ya. This is better than important videos.”

[@FolarTheGreat]

It's pretty impressive Tom somehow seems to know less and less about poker each year XD

[@TwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW]

That’s his job

[@infinitedonuts]

I look forward to this stream all year.

[@TTHJJD100]

Ah yes, after pyrion told wheel boy to write that he has no friends and never will, and that he'd die alone. He killed and burned him. What a cold existence wheel boy had to live. Glad to see he's gone though! Edit: gotta love that neither of them were paying any attention the whole time, pyrion didn't even know why ravs was good to call, he made his five first thing. Gotta love them, it's why we watch!

[@Mdark88]

I want a tom and pyrion podcast

[@AlyssMa7rin]

I think that part of their charm is the scarcity of it.

[@sirrox8080]

@@AlyssMa7rin agree

[@ToastedSynapseGaming]

Quick note for people wanting to open up Two KZbin Screens and have the streams play together in sync - "Poker Night" KZbin Video is about 4 minutes ahead of "Poker Table Chat" (4m 2s to be exact) - Meaning, for example, minute 14 in this video is minute 10 on the Table Chat video. - You can easily find it yourself by looking at the donation counter (which is present in both the videos) right after a donation is made and comparing the numbers.

[@cou0010]

You, kind sir, are a saint, thank you

[@ToastedSynapseGaming]

@@cou0010 it does go off after breaks, but since you are close it takes like 1-2 mins to find it again. Pause right after a donation and match the number 😃

[@dupaluba6374]

Pyrion at 2:15:06 trying to hold it in when Alex says that 5,8 was not a terrible hand xd

[@nintandrew13]

One of my top favorite Jingle Jangle streams every year. Tom and Pyrion are so fun to listen to while also being able to watch poker. Great stuff and hail Gabnor

[@TheZedman5000]

What a great stream hours of Tom and Pyrion bullshitting while poker happens in the background. It's a dynamic I need more of.

[@DecimatorVideos]

I love seeing rythian in person, he is just a sweet guy

[@aramere3650]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR FOR THIS ONE STREAM XD

[@slender99ld]

Absolutely same this is possibly my favourite jingle jam stream

[@DrAliSnakbar]

YES

[@TheSpoegefugl]

In case someone wants clarification on the Danish swearing that our lovely presenters were talking about at some point: Pyrion says 2 things he claims to be Danish, spelled somewhat phonetically: fordamt and for fannen. The first one is actually spelled "Verdammt" and is German. The second one is actually spelled "for fanden" and is Danish. They both are used as "damn"/"fuck"/"for fuck sake". The German one is literally translated into "damned", so basically the same, whereas the literal translation of the Danish is "for satan", as "fanden" is another word/nickname for the devil in Danish.

[@katscratch_newt]

Fordømt

[@TheSpoegefugl]

@@katscratch_newt I'll be real honest, I had not even considered that, but you are absolutely right. He might be saying fordømt instead of verdammt

[@taber9669]

Pyrion's impressions are all so good!

[@Szehkzee]

I literally wait for this all year, loved it. Well, back to hibernating.

[@nitram1666]

It'was a great showing this year, thank you Tom and Pflax!

[@gotenks5633]

God i love boba lol, shes just such a sweetheart

[@Penniwhistle]

If pocket kings is the Brokeback Mountain, then surely quad kings is the Ram Ranch?

[@TTHJJD100]

Yes

[@oskioskioski]

2:44:10 A signed Salacious Crumb? Now that's a deep Yogpod cut.

[@Openeyees]

Love it but honest, constructive criticism, more focus on the cards, the poker, commenting on who is leading the hand and who wins and why. I'm just a dude who doesn't necessarily know what's happening. Know it's long hours for you but I saw maybe 1h commentary and 5h misc. Bring that number up towards 50/50 good Sirs! Edit: outro was excellent, watching that.

[@shooty22]

Loved the impressions, but everything thing else I wish they didn't discuss and focused on the poker

[@BlondeBurrito]

While you guys chatting is really fun to listen to please pay more attention to the hands next year, you missed lots of interesting and crazy plays which would've been great to hear your comments about

[@MegaBollard]

Does anyone know the timeframe of the part where Pyrion is doing a skit as a posh person, and keeps asking Tom why he's being mugged? Made me proper giggle when watching live.

[@dykam]

Is it 1:36:06? Searched for "mugged" in the transcript.

[@MegaBollard]

@@dykam Yep that's it, thanks.

[@machinegunn15]

the problem with robot wars and similar is the engines are so small to stop catastrophe but seeing them with motorbike engines with chainsaws, hydraulics and weaponry would be crazy fun to see but never going to happen thanks to safety

[@jekanyika]

33:57 I didn't realise Tom spoke fluent Welsh.

[@mannmctrash]

I have no idea how to play poker. I'm just here for the barb-filled commentary.

[@vampuricknight1]

54:30 Cincinnati is in Ohio and the name "Cincinnati" is actually roman coming from the name Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus... As for why that name is important Cincinnatus is famous for being a Roman Dictator whom gave up power instead of using/abusing it after he won a war. (Historically it was common that Roman Dictators were given a period of 6 months of absolute authority to deal with the threat to Rome. During this period it was also common that after and sometimes even before the threat was dealt with the Dictator would pass a bunch of laws that were favorable to their businesses/estates/friends and made money from the position. Cincinnatus broke from this tradition as he dealt with the threat and immediately returned power to the senate returning back to his farm/estate and is remembered and praised as a model of selfless leadership and as a model of civic responsibility) Why does a city in the USA bear this name? Our first President George Washington was a huge fan of Cincinnatus' story, and attempted to ALSO give back power to the colonies before being begged and forced to become our first president as well as turning down higher titles such as King. In this way the actions of Cincinnatus helped give George Washington the role model for which he based the presidency on... becoming in turn a role model for a new form of governance for a young up and coming nation.

[@jekanyika]

As much as I love the commentary it would be nice if the mentioned at Poker once in a while. They missed some interesting rounds.

[@Gamefreq184]

Ah yes the annual poker stream I gotta say this is pretty much the only thing I care about during the whole jingle jam.

[@Bluecanna]

omg boba pyrion and pyrion tom are golden

[@GrantNukem]

Mr. Cock missed the perfect opportunity to call himself Richard

[@smarmyweasel7443]

Tom's Pyrion voice gave me flashbacks to Conker's Bad Fur Day.

[@jamiehughes5573]

The OG less censored version on N64 compared to the HD remake for xbox

[@ideadlift20kg83]

Sort of wish they'd focus on commenting on the game a bit more in future poker streams. Too much "Wait.. what happened?" in this one. But thank you anyways!

[@waterinmyotter6245]

I think the problem is the poker wasn’t that great this year. In past years, players were putting their own money on the line, so they were less likely to make dumb moves like going all-in within the first few hands.

[@jameshutchcraft4064]

@@waterinmyotter6245 not sure about that, there were some really interesting moments that they just missed because they were chatting nonsense

[@deathtoallturkeys]

"Miracle seven on the end gives him fourth pair"

[@waterinmyotter6245]

1:50 No! There will never be too much Wheel Boy!

[@jonathaniwasczyszyn2876]

WOOOOOOOOOOOO POKER WOOOOOOO ♥️ ♦️ ♣️ ♠️

[@lukepoyser4977]

Glad to see the HDA get some time in the spot light

[@louish5068]

Amazing stream as per usual

[@Anonymouschannel8181]

What are you talking about?! Wheelboy is one of the best parts of Jinglejam!

[@bensnumber1fan708]

Wait didnt [readacted] win twice? Or am i misremembering?

[@matkilla454]

Turps won at least twice.

[@SuperCactusman]

IIRC Turps won one of the earliest tournaments (2017?) Then won one of the heats for the mega-competition they did but lost the grand final that year they were sponsored by Pokerist.

[@laatlat2606]

Wheel boy lost his wheel!?

[@acnash27]

I wish they'd watch and comment on the poker more.

[@mvoss12]

What is the drinks, beer/ cider, are they drinking? The yellow and green cans

[@matthewrichard9626]

Love to see Nilesy looking so well

[@twysted_catalyst9096]

I am very sad about no Wheel Boy. He was the champion of the people last year, even tho he didn't win

[@callummasters5189]

Will this go on main channel or games night?

[@tuimel_sufmat0]

This wus really pretty fun. Always somebodies birthday somewhere isn't it? ^^ Happy birthday to you who reads this.

[@BelgarionV]

Watched - Stream 43/94. 32 days until Jingle Jam #watchthemallbeforejinglejam23

[@charlesxll7925]

Man, Pyrion and Tom couldn't give less of a shit about the game.

[@MsMollieMac]

Is there a vod of the table chat out yet?

[@lanteanboy]

Who is the god of the Double 9 of Diamonds

[@MisterTingles]

such a fun time!

[@Fryho]

Let me get one thing straight: I love the poker streams, but not for the poker. Love the Tom and Pyrion rambling

[@ackbaa9093]

If 2 cowboys is brokeback is 4 kings ram ranch?

[@Erebusdidnothingwrongish]

I hope the wheel is back :)

[@TheBiothrawn]

RIP Weel Boy

[@m6isme]

I don't know if they're skimping on dealers or if they players just take control of the game, but there have been some serious errors. Denying Ravs the fish baron of playing out his AA at 1:42:00 was criminal

[@thijn7835]

who where actual chair movers?

[@joshuapostill4952]

watching 2 people fold their would be straights at 58:19 and and 58:40 really hurt, was hoping to see them both get cocky and Ravs come out on top with the higher straight.

[@5Andysalive]

Isn't a Bounty Hunter technically working for the law and thus be a "good guy".

[@zimeron1]

PFlax thinking that Cincinnati is a Native American name is hilarious; it's Latin. We're named for Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus, first dictator of the Roman Republic.

[@jondoe2119]

But his logic is solid with the namesake for a lot of towns in ohio 😂

[@Sir_Gwan]

HAIL GABNAW!

[@jamiedavies3810]

Heck yeah! Let's goooooooooo!

[@greyforge27]

Wait, what was the surprise for Pyrion at the end?

[@Normeal]

the mastertasker thing announcement im pretty sure

[@GlossyFloss]

What were the chip values?

[@chandrakas]

“Finest Yogs” “Finest Poker” Me: “Finest Wrap-Around Straights”

[@animewarrior3]

I'm so hyped for some bad poker

[@Thoast_]

Ahh For fanden, my favorite cuss

[@tonytopol8092]

I have never seen two poker commentators give less fucks about the poker they are watching lmao. 10/10 best stream of the year

[@bydandtom9109]

love tom and flax, but, but please next year, watch the game =(

[@FindTheFun]

What the fuck kind of gravy is Pyrion eating in the US?

[@Yog-slagunar]

Note "For Fannen" means "for Satan"

[@rit8427]

2 and a half min in and im devistated to hear of wheel boys demise :(((

[@dizzyjazz212]

Please don't kill off wheel boy Him + tom is the best part

[@jameshutchcraft4064]

Hopefully they will focus more on the poker next year, they missed some big moments as well as parts where people went out. I need the return of Pyrion shouting at the screen because people are playing dumb.

[@taker_chan]

4:24:19 - oh zylus :p

[@macarotto]

I love how many moments they missed just by talking bollocks to each other, wouldn't have it any other way

[@TheAwes0meo]

They need to pay more attention to the game.

[@jondoe2119]

I was a pflax fan until he called ohio "the boring place." There's nothing boring about mostly corn and three pretty big cities.

[@Frequenterable]

Is Kirsty the world’s most adorable human being?

[@lleeoo110]

1:51:05 ohhhhhh Tom cute and loveable Tom.

[@conah321]

Just me or is the actual poker commentary a bit lacking this year.

[@dethmin173]

cool

[@Timelost_Techpriest]

Rofl, Pyrion not knowing who Cincinnatus was

[@mario50000]

38:14 Tom's Swedish accent was surprisingly decent, while Pyrion sounded very obviously foreign

[@alexbutler1872]

I wish they spoke and focused on the poker more rather than just a chatting stream with poker in the back

[@alexbutler1872]

prefer a poker stream with chatting in the gaps

[@thomasfloyd6714]

When perion was starting to mention the Lazarus project I thought maybe he was talking about the Lazarus effect which was a mildly disappointing horror film but I enjoyed it.

[@laurenceturvey7419]

Insane that Pyrion doesn't even get the reference to his own lovely triforce at 31:00

[@bingo5387]

The Triforce guys hear that all the time, including multiple times during this stream. He knew exactly what it meant, he was just making a joke since it was censored.

[@theinfamouskcaj]

Imagine some people actually down vote these videos.

[@zanderrobinett1706]

2:05:00 Pyrion badmouthing southern gravy. I assume he hasn’t had a good sausage gravy if he’s eating floury garbage. Very sad

[@jasonhynes1080]

Listen. Let’s set the record straight on southern gravy. The problem is that southern people get really prideful about their gravy for no damn reason. They think that the fact that they’re southern means they can make gravy, which is false. Southern gravy done properly is amazing. It’s just entitled southerners with unearned pride about their cooking abilities that tarnish the good name of southern gravy. That is all. Back to poker.

[@ballinbalgruuf8198]

4:03:18 Thank me later

[@miwright21]

Things I learned during this year's stream: 1. Most people came to have fun and one or two came to take it WAY too seriously. 2. As someone of equal age, I continue to be jealous of how quick and hilarious Pyrion is. 3. Every woman in the Yogs is equally lovely, funny and brilliant and I can't keep up with all of these silly crushes, goddammit. I'm too damned old.

[@squigglybusiness7131]

Zorc? Really I'm flabbergasted that out of everything in Yu-Gi-Oh that's the thing tom knew about, he is a really forgettable guy

[@PaulAtreidesXIII]

pyrion talking shit on chicken fried steak gravy is triggering

[@joannafullerton4869]

A star wars is not science fiction it's fantasy . Also clearly you guys are star wars nerds pretending to be star trek nerds. I find this highly insulting.

[@douglassmith8069]

Waited for this all year and I loved every bit of it. Nearly died when Tom compared Nilesy to Anikin and the younglings. Also as a southerner from the US I can 100% agree with pyrion the white gravy is trash. But that's because it's all the from the pack, commercial, fast food type crap and isn't even real gravy

[@TheSteveMeister]

Is kirsty single? Asking for a friend.

[@dr_cheez811]

No offense, but this was definitely the worst poker casting I've seen so far. They only occasionally commented on the game and they missed pretty much every significant move. I get that Tom and Pyrion are part of the appeal, but so is the poker!! Maybe it's the editing I'm used to. idk.

[@TheBigCrabber]

There was sooooo much more action that Tom and pyrion missed! **actually they kinda ruined it, literally not talking at all about it.

[@lleeoo110]

i love Zylus to bits but by god i hate him when he plays poker. He's an ass when he's chip lead and if he's losing he has a serial killer face on.

[@Raktus]

Wait, this aired four months ago? American Joke!

[@MaMastoast]

Done the reverse thing a few times myself 😅