Poketuber Reacts to "If Pokedex Entries Were Literal"

[@thewanderingmistnull2451]

No one ever appreciates the Pearl for Drifloon entry and it's so much better: It tugs on the hands of children to steal them away. However, it gets pulled around instead.

[@TuxedoXRose]

I do bro it made me laugh for a while

[@Penguin_Master9999]

Yoink

[@utkuayranc3210]

drifloon: YOINK kid: *no u*

[@minotostar]

I'm going to guess they (Drifloon) don't like that

[@idekanymore0721]

I have a shiny drifloon

[@painteater8805]

*"Maybe getting kidnapped by a ghost will teach you some manners."*

[@sekharreddy6805]

Who the f**k are you

[@pennyw2226]

tom nook No who are you? And why did you steal all my bells?

[@skitten4671]

fine, here’s me 99,800 bells.

[@aliciamiro8194]

Mr. Nook just stop taking my bells please

[@oscarsullivan5983]

Congrats on hearing what the guy said

[@neon8292]

“It has infinitely multiplying brain cells? Thats like infinite more than I have.” *ya dont say.*

[@adelinaarmstrong9423]

i swear that's the mood of the century

[@jmooroofgaming3017]

I need brain cells

[@usmcdevildog7016]

Lol os ynnuf

[@1CrypticPhoenix]

Hmm yes, the floor here is made out if floor.

[@giantheccinwyvern]

Ya don't sae

[@falon5750]

14:06 “there’s so many child stealing Pokémon we’ve got driftloon, duskul, hypno, and yamask. Hold up. When did it say that yamask steals children. It said it carries its face when it was a human and cries while looking at it.

[@i_Hate_All_of_You420]

if anything cofagrigus is a child stealer because it mummifies whoever's in front of it

[@guessman1066]

hi noob

[@Mjgaming54321]

I always hated Hypno, but always liked Driftbloom.

[@andysavs1838]

I know this technically dosent count but phantump

[@DoggoWoggo453]

@@andysavs1838 yes it does. It lures them and K**** them to turn them into there own phantump

[@empoleon7750]

9:55- Primeape’s the only Pokémon you can’t ever see as literally too angry to die, then.

[@sukithediscorder1584]

I’m so tired I read primape as pinapple

[@Kami-lb3up]

Breaking News Pokemon Literally Too Angry to Die Promptly Dies 7 Minutes Later

[@-hanako-3912]

@@sukithediscorder1584 PINEAPPLE BAHAHAH 😭

[@dimthedimwit7221]

scarlet and violet are out, no longer true

[@Kevinopn]

Fun facts : when your body is greatly injured/old or been push to their limits, you can "choose" to die if you let it go, that why in those situation people ask you to stay awake, talk, and try to keep your calm for keeping your blood pressure in somewhat better shape than if you just scream you gonna die and stress out. that can happend to a pregnant women during labor if there is some complication. Now you know. :)

[@justarandomquagsire4268]

Not so fun fact: When you’re dying of starvation, your body will digest a protective enzyme around your heart as a final attempt to circulate nutrients throughout the body. Obviously this doesn’t work, and you die within a few minutes. So, you pretty much eat your heart before you die of starvation (I’m not an expert on this and this is a simplified version of the process, so my apologies if I got some things wrong)

[@AgentDearestZ]

@@justarandomquagsire4268 your own heart give its final push to keep you alive is a nice way to put it.

[@WorldWeave]

Fun fact: reading that triggered my existentialism… In other words Thanks *I HATE IT!!*

[@MajorLeeGaming]

“Welcome back to another the comment section won’t stop yelling at me until I watch this video” 😂😂😂 awesome intro man

[@Dusxio]

This should be the Series name XD

[@usmcdevildog7016]

W A T C H

[@hakimi8091]

*W H E E Z E*

[@michellebaun2505]

Ok...

[@lukeplayz9292]

Oh it’s you

[@sarcasticstudios7798]

Yes! Love the literal Pokédex from Dorkly. Especially the one with swablu being a hat, so pure.

[@Patterrz]

It really is!

[@toxslick860]

Same

[@cottencandybirb1919]

Sometimes you need the big wholesome.

[@deborahfischer4578]

I won’t mind a birb hat

[@blockmaster3057]

bird hat yes

[@tiredhybrid]

"You're so mad all the time that you die and get genuine peace in death." Me: *Glances over at Asura* Me: Sounds accurate

[@warpedwhimsical]

Legends: Arceus revealed that the “Arceus” encounter as a trainer is simply a part split off from the whole of the being, so I think Arceus having “1000 arms” means 1000 of these separate agents of its being

[@--CHARLIE--]

Or the 1000 arms could be referring to Unown

[@splaex01]

That Alakazam is literally me before every exam... and then while the exam I´m a slowpoke... and back to an alakazam, but with random thoughts + memes

[@that_one_shiny_eevee]

kinda same but only the second half lol

[@agentarimaoragentmeakamuts6347]

"A boy with psychic powers suddenly transformed into a kadabra" Me:THEN why are there so many KADABRAS

[@marioalbertomoreno3819]

Dittos & Daycare

[@hayato8452]

So following this entry, That means they didn't stop the project, and kept making MORE and MORE of them?

[@حَسن-م3ه9ظ]

This is according to a rumor...

[@super__banana]

@@marioalbertomoreno3819 omfg

[@guairefernandezamil4084]

That boy became a kadabra, but he wasnt the first kadabra.

[@megaman37456]

Primape: Gets so angry it dies Darth Vader: Gets so angry everyone else dies.

[@mashynua1751]

Noice

[@depressedorca7995]

@@mashynua1751 You get so angry, half of everyone dies

[@railgun222]

Especially the younglings. Earth vader killed the younglings.

[@shannoncobb2803]

Nobody likes I will railoctocake222yt

[@mashynua1751]

@@depressedorca7995 I get so angry I change my name. That didn’t make sense did it?

[@zentendoxn8955]

The Yamask and Kadabra there must be part of an Mystery Dungeon exploration team by the time Xatu is mentioned. And then the horror that Xatu sees is that, even after having fully evolved, they will come close to losing to Dark Matter. [If any of you understand and like this reference to PSMD’s plot, I will be very impressed. Especially since all I’ve played of Mystery Dungeon (As of this post, anyway) is the Rescue Team DX Demo. (As Cubone and Machop)]

[@noticias6111]

Anyone else think that a storyline involving Hypno would be a neat story to move into after the 'Perfect Bidoof' stuff winds down ?

[@chrissummach532]

In the primeape section my brain was going "If Patterrs laughs so hard, he dies as a result".

[@ZandieBird]

I always lose it at the scene where the drifloon carries the baby off. That perfectly timed "Oh nooooo!!" gets me every time. xD

[@Mike_H16]

Yes yes yes these are amazing! Next up the evolutions one!

[@diegodiaram6467]

Huh

[@ibjnsygbbf9352]

“Welcome back to another the comment section won’t stop yelling at me until I watch this video” 😂😂😂 awesome intro man

[@dannyn6558]

15:57 Funny thing is Xatu communicates using flag signals with its wings.

[@graciegonzales2077]

9:35 I don't know if you see this movie called Big Trouble in Little China, but there's this guy who got so angry that he blew up and died.

[@Jitatman]

7:26 quarantine routine

[@mrthetaste8587]

That kadabra had a reference to Pokemon rusty, he said he came from the beige town science center, beige town being where rusty came from

[@MunchKING]

4:25 From what I heard that was a real thing with wagon trains to the West using buffalos' droppings to keep themselves warm. 14:10 I didn't think Yamask had anything to do with kidnapping kids.

[@the_godbodor7026]

“There are so many child stealing Pokémon” Now I wonder why we send them on journeys by themselves

[@pixiestick377]

3:47 FYI, 18,000 Fahrenheit is 9982 Celsius.

[@eliasper2894]

For your next reaction, I recommend Pokemon FireRed with only Magikarp by Mah-Dry-Bread. Amazing video from a great youtuber.

[@DJTileTurnip]

Or he could check out Jrose11

[@thegamingtankpanzer6191]

No no no no no no @Eli Asper

[@FrozenTacoBell]

Not just me looking at something for 12 minutes then saying haha Accurate

[@Jitatman]

Totally not from twitch!

[@SerenityM16]

I’d still like to see a list of top Pokemon as Emotional Support or Therapy Pokemon, Shaymin should be on there

[@containerofeggs3308]

Primape Patterrz in 2020: Hahahahaha! It gets so angry it dyes hahaha! Primape 3 years later: Who's laughing now! I am alive again and i am bigger and stronger than ever before! I am now Annihlape and i shall destroy you HAHAHAHA!!

[@VGGBrayden]

Little did we know a few years later that Primeape dying from anger would be how it evolves in Gen 9

[@CyrusShameliOfficial]

9:22 this entry got me dying 😂

[@boocrimson7720]

"Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?" That my friends is an Animal Crossing meme reference I think cause this came out shortly after that egg day even with the virus where literally... everything was eggs XD

[@missingno2401]

i think ive been poisoned by my consituents

[@bacondragon6925]

" I use celcius I expect that means the temp is super high" Yes, yes it is. To the point where that temp is double the heat of the damn sun.

[@EskChan19]

Yep. That's almost 10.000 Celsius.

[@nbplayz2275]

aw thats hot!

[@stevencarbone6867]

i saw a video explaining the thermodynamics of why magcargo can be 18000 F without just burning the entire world. i don't remember all of the details but long story short, it's extremely small size makes it so that the really high temperature has about the same effect of an average bonfire.

[@Jack_OutsideTheBox]

“Finally we get a positive one!” That luvdisc is probably beached. It’s going to die painfully.

[@HzlTanooki]

Cassualy dying in my blanket from the heat This is good vid.

[@surgeseraphim7741]

fun fact, you actually can die from sadness! Your heartstrings will literally break. you can literally die from heartbreak

[@lucygirl1111]

came from the stream and while i watched the video from dorkly already here we go again ^^

[@Tirreger]

I would love a story about an Alakazam.. that is constantly drunk and chugging alcohol to kill off it's braincells to avoid having it's head explode.

[@accousticalalanna290]

Dorkly have just released If Pokedex enteries was literal volume 3. Thought you would like to know. Its got more on Badbidoof, PB and Bianca.

[@randomgamer555]

Patterz is best poketuber, anyone agree?

[@Patterrz]

Thank you!

[@Void_Echoes]

Hal0_ Paige34 I agree with that!

[@randomgamer555]

Patterrz no problem!

[@cacomellucci8174]

No, the pokemon channel has amazing leaks

[@jamesosborne4473]

Yup the exposure video was pretty accurate. Another reaction. Jk pat this content hilarious

[@smallpeepee]

Told you this man is a reacttuber

[@renai9539]

what exposure video

[@jamesosborne4473]

@re: Nai the this poketuber is 'Fake"

[@starlight0313]

GrandGamingGuild lol he is *Fake*

[@emilygratz9203]

12:25 that's the Cutest entry i heard by far.

[@you-pg2fh]

This is such a react channel

[@highping5137]

Were the meme gang

[@you-pg2fh]

Meme gang indeed

[@fryingpan5496]

What's a meme gang?

[@kevinplayz34]

The reason why some Pokémon steal kids and kill kids bc when they were next to one some of them were threatened by some so they want to take revenge to those who threatened then so they search for kids to kill of steal so they can take revenge on them

[@davidspraguedragonman6479]

There’s 3 of these videos that you missed! Also I would love to see you react to the Machamp vs Goro Death Battle!

[@Gamester8000]

7:47 Yeah hah, Shuckle!

[@segplayz4519]

"i think that was sandslash" me: sandslash is a rock/ground type not a fire type

[@lunaticabandoned8179]

He was saying is Sandslash is Magcargo's opponent, and also Sandslash isn't a rock type, just a pure ground

[@segplayz4519]

@@lunaticabandoned8179 i know that now lol

[@inbd157]

Everyone watching this: POKEMON me watching this: ONE PUUUUNCH

[@adamjsher04]

Patterz you're maybe the only person i can think of that laughs after hearing the words "It gets so angry it dies"

[@uno9971]

Hypno’s entry basically: Come little children come with me…

[@mgmage24]

My friend: *hey do you know what math stands for?* Me: *no what does it mean* My friend: *it means mental abuse to humans* Me: *dying of laughter*

[@emilygratz9203]

10:31 *ah yes, the Karma Ghost.*

[@rainykiyumi4855]

niceys. pat watches happy-themed child-game monster data turned horribly brutal.

[@christinas9676]

2:15 actually, hippo’s sweat is red.

[@justaguy3983]

Me after seeing the thumbnail: Igor! Igor is that you!? I needed to go to the velvet room but here you are being a weird psychic doctor thing!

[@prestongiles9917]

Maybe the whole Arceus "Thousand Arms" thing implies that the form you battle is actually an avatar. Or the arms are stored in its ring thing.

[@paristhememer5741]

Dobbs’s “what happens inside a poke ball” pls🙃

[@alicynthompson7976]

I saw the thumbnail and it shows my least least least least least favorite fairy type

[@emilygratz9203]

9:24 they need stress relief if that happens when they mad.

[@tomasestrada5819]

2:54 Slurpuff is from kalos, which is based on france Yeah, definitely a curse

[@IsaacBoykin-gj2mp]

I know, right?

[@wwmandalore]

Hypno doing the Hannibal Lector face made me die! LOL!!

[@skull0gd222]

515 views and 151 likes (I liked) this is flawless

[@Patterrz]

PERFECTION

[@CocktailBoomin]

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[@blazingwinds2129]

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[@MelonHere20]

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[@clawag]

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[@Lukey-D]

18000 degress f equals 9982.2222 celcius.

[@True_Dark_Angel]

You missed one that was released after the compilation!

[@darkshadoo3692]

This is why children need Pokemon to protect them in their universe. And they're lucky that they obey them.

[@clarkdimond7807]

I like how pat is like "how precious" and then the chile gets gone

[@alanfam1263]

Macargo would be fine in the wild, unless you were really close to it. If it was sent out of a Pokeball, however, it’s body turning from energy to mass would cause an explosion of heat that would kill everyone in a large area.

[@AZDfox]

You should react to "Beating Leon with a team of level 1 Ghastlys"

[@hellsing219]

actually you can die of sadness, there's studies that proof that being extremely sad can break parts of your heart

[@blooky102]

I think that the 1000 arms was actually metaphorical and it actually referred to 1000 unown that he created.

[@byronasaur]

dont forget drifblim thats a pokemon that carries children away

[@RickTS]

4:45 *...Ay bro....watch your jet....WATCH YOUR JE-*

[@Y0sh1no5am]

Until Scarlet and Violet he becomes a broken ghost type. lol

[@downdtube1343]

With all the kidnapping Pokémon it’s no wonder little kids run around the world with creatures that could easily kill them for protection

[@barracudajsab5018]

Nobody: Not a single soul: Satan: Me: Comment section: 🔥AAAAAAA🔥

[@purplecobra2090]

"ha Ha HA! he becomes So angry that he DiEs! HahAHaHahA" ......evil.......

[@emilygratz9203]

11:25 lol. the Revenge Pokemon.

[@TacoLogan08]

Came from the stream!! It was really fun!

[@terrancemuzic5157]

Spoink doesn't sleep the pearl on its head is said to give it limitless energy.

[@thehovergoat99]

The comments not requesting another video a lot. A rare and unique delicacy.

[@RealBelisariusCawl]

14:24 Ever hear of payback? Pokémon train children and force them to fight in secret underground leagues.

[@dough4551]

Igglybuff can’t stop bouncing once it’s started Jigglypuff can’t stop singing once it’s started and……… wigglytuff can’t stop being pet once someones started patting it

[@Rubywing4]

"Why are there so many kiddie stealers in Pokémon?" Because Pokémon is a kid's game, so the fears have to be focused on the kids to make it scarier for them. :) Imagine if Drifloons preferred to take adults, the kids playing Pokémon wouldn't be worried. But with these *kid*nappers, the children will have nightmares, which Hypno and Drowzee can eat. :)

[@ceyferprime2472]

There is a man too angry to die and primape who's so angry it dies

[@DarkFire454]

There are 2 or 3 more of these released since that compilation, our favourite Fake Reaction KZbinr might cover those too

[@ParadoxFree]

Alakazam is literally born with cancer. Wow.

[@natnaelzerihun1937]

Maybe that's why they let kids be professional pokemon trainers so early, to give them a sort of defense against the pokemon.

[@DylanThompson9063]

Great video Patterrz. Keep up the great work. Love your videos and personality.

[@manofculture5225]

Primeape is the exact opposite of the meme "man literally too angry to die"

[@wolfcara16]

I mean, thus fire type surely has no other means to warm his trainer up, or something

[@racejones5939]

Hmm. I actually HAVE seen Revenge of the Sith, Padme’s death and all. But if regional forms of Mankey and Primeape were water-type, that would happen!

[@smallpeepee]

My favorite reacttuber ❤️

[@senkstudios1626]

I feel like there should be a move called afterlife that allows ghost types to be immune to sleep inducing moves like sleep power and sing (This could also make them immune to perish song)

[@michaelpopowich5095]

Just to say that would be a little broken...

[@TM-nc6br]

Actually, Arceus''s arms are stored in an alternate pocket dimension that he created.

[@TheMiddleAgeWeeb]

next, Dorkly's Pokemon disappointed by Their Evolution series. My favourite

[@Tanklover99]

Patterrz: why are there so many child stealing Pokémon Me: you mean kidnappers

[@theshadowyparasite9448]

Alakazam's mega evolution should of been a floating brain monster, or it should of got a gigantamax where Alakazam's head swells up to a large size and they just levitate.

[@alakazamlover4908]

Dorkly's pokemon adventure Starter squad those are 2 i really want to see :D starter squad especially (if you haven't already)

[@petalpielily6740]

13:28. PATTERRZ WHAT THE HELL