Poketuber Reacts to "If Pokedex Entries Were Literal #5"

[@Patterrz]

what if I was american? > kzbin.info/www/bejne/kGmwgXurgrlgkNE

[@randomkris1767]

Well well well, let's find out

[@pepsiguy4604]

Hello

[@rayquaza6296]

no

[@Kinda_Salty_]

Congrats on being first 👍🏼

[@muhammadqahtan5082]

W.T.H

[@fraserrae4]

Some say that Ho-oh was able to escape Timmy by shooting him in the face with fire, freeing his Pokémon, and stomping on his barely conscious face. He deserves it

[@TheRegibump]

Hey, maybe the Devil doesn’t want people to go to Hell because he likes the open space.

[@aieza8767]

Yeah, but Drifloon dosen't take much space

[@TheRegibump]

@@aieza8767 Do you want to be stuck for an eternity with a bunch of kids, that aren’t yours?

[@aieza8767]

@@TheRegibump Da fu- well no

[@brandonwong8614]

"Purple blood, we're learning that physiology of a graveler" we learned that Graveler is A Danganronpa character... I knew it

[@Big_Goofy_Goober]

lol

[@Dukstless]

Danganronpa blood is pink, though. and it's actually red in-universe

[@ZeneonOMEGA]

Wait, Jolteon used Tackle on a Ghost-Type. And Ghost-Types are immune to normal-type moves. Jolteon is a hacker, confirmed.

[@neonzplayz5060]

Oh no

[@jackjensensplaythroughsrev49]

Couldn’t they have used a move that lets normal moves hit Ghost types? I think Odor Sleuth is one of them.

[@Charlie_the_dog]

@@jackjensensplaythroughsrev49 yeah ikr

[@Vexy93]

He didn't hit with tackle, it's just that being near the ghost baloon did attract it because of static electricity, and then the ghost baloon did explode by entering in contact with the spiky fur

[@prabalsaxena2434]

it could have been volt tackle

[@hughmorris7557]

Those firefighters are pretty chill, considering how well they manage to converse while they and their station are being burned alive.

[@WWEdeadman]

"If there was no need for sleep, would you still sleep?" Not for the foreseeable future I wouldn't. Imagine the amount of content I could consume and create if I had an additional 6-9 hours of full awakeness per day. Not having to waste any time basically being unconscious would be absolutely amazing.

[@Kefgoeroe]

I would still sleep and meditate because sleep makes you go back to your origin: pure cosmic conciousness and energy

[@kingdedede9124]

Oh man , i would sleep 24/24 hours like a fucking beer traped in invernation

[@Red_TwilightAwakens]

You said 6-9 hourse wich is funny for me cuz 69 OFC

[@rockowlgamer631]

"Chickorita Line is underrated" My respect for you has increased a little, glad to find something in common

[@Argent_Void]

Chikorita line isn't underrated. It's BENEATHRATED.

[@erika.7462]

I think the chickorita line is the cute part of johto.

[@GoroAkechi_Real]

Even if they’re not very good battle wise I think they’re very cute. I like flower dino

[@thedotintheletteri]

I love Bayleaf and Meganium but I think Chikorita’s design is a little hit or miss depending on how the artist draws them haha Sometimes the face looks a little too high or low on the neck and it ends up looking really derpy, I love the design I just think the art sometimes does it dirty lol

[@rozario3264]

Even tho Chikorita line is cute...the stats are 😐

[@ppleakage2785]

Ever since the incident, The Pokémon Company kept Porygon locked away in a PC never to be seen again

[@daptyuunknown5221]

Until the trainer lets him out and catches him

[@MunchKING]

Why do people say Giratina is Satan? He literally doesn't do any thing evil in any of the Pokemon games. He's just kinda powerful and hangs out in the Distortion Realm. But if being powerful and living in a wacky Realm is enough, does that mean all the Ultra Beasts are Satan?

[@neonzplayz5060]

Food for thought

[@MetaFanWing]

Well, Arceus sealed Giratina in the Distortion World for unspecified evil actions.

[@TheEmpiresStrongest]

Plus this is Dorkly so they must know about the lore about Giratina and Arceus and know Arceus is god and Giratina is the ruler of the distortion world and is basically Satan. Just letting you know it’s Dorkly parodies so the will reword it another way for comedic effect.

[@TheEmpiresStrongest]

@@MetaFanWing Also in Dorkly’s why guns don’t exist in the Pokémon universe video a kid caught a Giratina and professor Oak had to explain to another professor that Giratina is the ruler of the distortion world and is basically satan. The other professor said the kid just caught the devil basically and the Giratina took one of the guns and started killing people outside so I’ll still call Giratina “satan” since that what he basically is.

[@Mauricekaip]

Satan killed less people than god in the Bible sooo

[@grafikpapst]

Yay, more reactions to that, very nice!

[@kuromiLayfe]

Your first ..yay 😂

[@FireBoi3363]

Gg on the first

[@SimpleRye]

Happy birthday!

[@tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200]

I can't wait to chop

[@dragonknight1271]

Wa wa we wa very nice

[@theyellowferret5125]

Aww, I can't believe how excited Patterz was when he saw Chikorita's entry! How wholesome and heartwarming! We still can't be besties, though.

[@Ocalvolamina]

I wish that pokemon are real, IF anime physics were used, if the charizard uses flamethrower on me I would only got a little burns

[@Solana771]

The chiko line may not have had a happy ending, but at least chiko herself brings positive vibes :D

[@emeraldshine94]

"Vaporeon, this cant be bad surely!" famous last words

[@mercyaspirast.agbayani477]

When you find out that Patterz is secretly “Florida Man”

[@tylerbartlett8627]

Slugma: sets everything on fire. Trainer: wanna see a macargo?

[@Finitial]

this is the main reason why i love pokedex entries

[@DonutNard]

if pokemon was real patterrz would be and i quote "be stuck in a box for all of eternity like a red headed step child"

[@ezequielschlaen5992]

Come on guys! Let's get am army bigger than the Iceland population and take the country for ourselves and our charismatic leader Pat!

[@kennethcummings7760]

dido yay transfotm to a leangaery

[@fnln3011]

"where did the kid get a glock from" The Japanese version of the Pokémon anime actually does have guns in it, and I'd assume that if ten years olds can legally have a freaking gyarados then they probably also can own a glock.

[@SerDerpish]

My headcanon for why that is is because guns are just outclassed by pokemon, so no one bothers to buy or make them

[@levyn200]

I believe in you pat with my heart and soul withevery last energy of my existence

[@Bri_P_768]

I half expected Giratina to want to use Chikorita as the candle for his condo.... Worst case scenario is Chikorita and Bayleef are kidnapped by Giratina and Snorlax to be used like essential oil diffusers for their condos/homes.

[@GPanimates]

Volts don't mean anything 10,000 volts can be either ow that stinged a little or instant death

[@Deluvenai]

Depends on the amps you could get shocked by a million volts or 10 and it wont do anything but with 8 amps (or more been awhile since i took electronics so i cant remember) you could die instantly

[@DramaLlamaTheatrics]

It’s ok pat, I believe you. You’re also one of three KZbinrs I’m subbed too that are named Daniel. Just think about that.

[@breadisyummy_]

I would want Pokémon in real life, all I need is a handheld toucannon blaster from the anime and then I’m perfectly safe.

[@aquinias171]

Im a simple man i see mudkip i click

[@danoob2399]

Same

[@aieza8767]

Same

[@SirMisterMister]

Huh?

[@bair_oos]

Watching this at 5 am, what am I doing with my life.

[@Patterrz]

great things

[@d1onosys199]

@@Patterrz great things indeed

[@univlapse]

@@Patterrz he would die for you.

[@zyairejones1820]

What's the Pokemon drifloon move icon of forgot going with I can think of is probably like Shadow Ball and gust or something on them

[@lucygirl1111]

i believe you pat and atleast most of the chikorita line is wholesome

[@mreye4360]

Me:mom I’m going to pick up driftloon from the police station Mom:what Driftloon:hurry there are a lot of angry parents in here

[@Michaela0513]

I believe you one time when I can’t when the new Pokémon I blinked and I thought they search the Pokémon holding on to a child

[@TheSunGodNika_]

Ah yes Lugia causing a 40 day storm

[@yeager5478]

Here's a random pokemon fact if you listen to delphox cry you can hear it say its name btw how did jolteon's normal type tackle effect ghost type drifflon

[@Derf61]

Drifloon is my favorite pokemon, as you can probably tell

[@Leostar-Regalius]

there are actually people who don't need to sleep but it's a very rare gene for people to get, look it up, on the other hand there's people who are cursed with insomnia so bad they CAN'T sleep even if they want it, they have died from it unlike the people with the no sleep gene

[@dragonknight1271]

If a drifloon picks up a kid and you return the drifloon does the kid go too?

[@Marsh370]

10:30 talking about fire and water pokemon Me: *Gets a Taki commercial* Me: 😲

[@Deluvenai]

8:08 dude volts mean nothing its the amps that kill you you could shocked by 10k volts or 1 million volts and not feel a thing but if you get hit by 8 amps of electricity you're dead (it might be more amps than that i dont remember 100% its been awhile since i took electronics)

[@paulolsen2197]

0:12 that's so inefficient, the basement would work better.

[@liamrouen915]

Giratina is referred to as the Pokémon devil but he is not evil to where he’d destroy the world he keeps it in balance

[@kyuokuo]

Ya know... there is a very cool fact about vaporeons that you might not have heard before~

[@bredfromtheratkingdom9304]

Ho-oh had a ball gag

[@breadisyummy_]

Dude my brother is 100 something episodes ahead of me in this show of course I wouldn’t sleep cause I already stay up until 2 in the morning

[@platinumdudunsparce_98]

7:00 That's 100% misinformation. Why do people associate Giratina with the underworld when nowhere has there been any connection to it? First of all: Giratina's world is named the Distortion World, which suggests how it is the same as the real world, but everything is distorted and the gravity is different at a different point in the world. Secondly: And on top of that, anyone who's ever seen a movie should know it for themselves. Thirdly: Besides that, Giratina is the Ghost Type, not the Dark Type, which is Japanese for evil, which would make better sense. Fourthly: And an even bigger perspective! When Dialga controls time, Palkia controls space, Giratina controls antimatter, so why are people's minds so distorted by the idea that the opposite means h***?!?

[@iggypikminunderly782]

Exactly there's not even a single bit of life in there

[@ninjagator1183]

Arceus banished Giratina to the distortion world as punishment, and Giratina now serves to punish the evil, like Cyrus. Get the symbolism or don't, cry about it

[@platinumdudunsparce_98]

@@ninjagator1183 In the Pokédex, where "evil" is mentioned, they are talking about violence, which are not the same thing. It is true that people often stretch truths to fit their point of view, but that is not the point. And no one is crying here, I have the right to express my opinion, without someone telling me that I don't have the right to do so.

[@michaelhaverbusch9142]

Mudkip is a fish with legs marshtomp took steroids for his legs and mega swampert is a drugged up fish with legs

[@God.spell_]

If the God of Death wanted death, life would not exist.

[@Negativeduelist]

8:03 a chance to get stabbed or a not to bad tickle

[@MrIgloo12]

Can confirm the dex entry was accurate

[@AnjuAnju-kj3yk]

Him:what you gonna do play video games Me:yes thats the only thing i do

[@TechnoArpan]

I don't think I'd sleep if I didn't need to

[@Skeet8813]

*yeah, I believe you pat*

[@TheEmpiresStrongest]

Oh yeah the Flareon one was a Batman Arkham Knight side quest reference.

[@leuphorie5765]

0:41 A-Drive: Give meh da views >:)

[@APN8000]

You know Drifloon fucked up when even Double Satan is concerned.

[@primalgiratina3584]

Just because im the pokemon devil doesn't mean I like the smell of dead things

[@plattrpus]

Yeah patterrz, I believe you.

[@KitsuneRokaku]

I 100% believe you, Patterz

[@Ghosta_]

Okay i have a name for the second hell. HELL 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

[@awesomedragon5614]

12:52 AMOGUS CASH REGISTERS

[@MrsSMJ1979]

If Pokémon were real would the shows physics apply

[@TheRichmaster24]

Sure thing, Pat; we totally believe you

[@soulgamerskull8400]

I watch that when drifloon has kidnap the kid

[@notcolin6604]

Yes patters I believe this wasn’t pre recorded ig

[@Onlinepksatgmail]

if pokemon was real, I would summon the power of plot Armour and become a pokemon protagonist. Becoming the strongest person in the world, able to singlehandedly destroy the world with my arceus

[@banjo-kazooie]

Terminal Montage is perfectly fine with people doing reaction videos to his animations (if they ask him first) - The warning you were talking about at the start of his videos just means he doesn't want people to repost and/or steal his hours of hard work, which makes much more sense than him not allowing people to do reactions, don't you think? How else do you think there's several reactions to his animations on youtube, if he could flag them as copyrighted material if he didn't want people to post them?

[@Syiepherze]

"We do not allow reuploads of our videos (this includes dubs and *reaction videos* ). We're okay with .gifs/clips up to 30 seconds." - FAQ post on TerminalMontage's Patreon

[@viiiderekae]

Giratina is just so adorable XD

[@juanitagutierrez1513]

Patterrz: your gonna comment I believe you right me: no

[@ugochukwunyere3196]

15:51

[@ezequielschlaen5992]

Kanto fire-type chicken should sale Moltres

[@TopazTerra503]

You didn't know Mudkip can crush boulders? Why do you think Mudkips learn Rock Smash in Level 6?

[@thedittoking7501]

Glock? thats a revolver

[@sournote8610]

I would definitely still sleep.

[@zeospark9715]

Timmy Jenkins hopes he never meets N lol

[@braree0813]

4:05 his thing is hanging out-

[@HoneyBunches44]

Thought that too, but nah that's a belt lol

[@MagicTimewithVictoria]

I believe in you Patterrz

[@ultrazictron5167]

patterrz says "dude if you evolve past the need for sleep most people would still sleep" me i can't sleep if i already sleep. i don't know what he's trying to say but that remind me that i sometimes don't sleep and my eyes didn't hurt so i am confuse and i play video game watch my little po- uhh...uhh po the panda kung fu panda and i dont watch my little pony i promise...

[@magicsasafras3414]

4:04 o-oh... That a belt

[@hillrp1]

Yeah, Patterrz. I believe you

[@joshuaspector8182]

Not to mention all the earthquake

[@AnxoTheFallen]

Timmy is pure... *Evil*

[@humdshazib5437]

Don't worry patterz. I believe you

[@ixian3614]

Ho oh used revolution Ho oh started a revolution! Timmy's Pikachu attacked Timmy! It's super effective! Timmy is dead and every Pokémon is attacking their trainer.

[@resaldom]

who else keeps thinking pitter patterz when youj read his name

[@Ivi-Tora]

Pokemon come from Japan, so I'm pretty sure they only use Celsius degrees in the Pokemon world.

[@neonzplayz5060]

4:08 for some reason, I thought the belt was a giant pp

[@astrafallen]

Chikorita is best pokemon. If you use it right it is very powerful! I defeated a lot of folks with it. MUAHAHAHA.

[@harshithas.l.9395]

If you do one push up whenever pattern interrupts the video you will get muscles in no time!

[@harshithas.l.9395]

Patterz

[@Alolansteph]

I always enjoy your reactions

[@TheAetherleaf]

yeah Patterrz, I believe you.

[@neonzplayz5060]

Yeah, me too

[@rubaiatrabby9177]

Thanks pattarz i enjoyed this video

[@whatfearsaremadeof1973]

yeah Patterz, I believe you

[@lynntaylor9681]

F is the best. I somewhat believed you until you said that comment about Fahrenheit. Now I don't. These Dorkly videos are pretty good.

[@bluefighter187]

Yeah patterrz i believe you.

[@PotatoChipGamer-pcgfun]

I believe you!

[@bryanmeza7665]

Yeah patterrz, I believe you

[@ripleyjlawman.3162]

Yep.

[@crpineo]

Ok, the first three of your "literal Pokedex entries" videos were fun to watch, but the fourth one, plus this one, you've gone way overboard on forcing constant dialogue, sometimes literally just rephrasing what was said Yes, yes, _"it's called a reaction video, do you want them to just sit there and stare?"_ There's a difference between reacting to something you're watching, and _constantly talking nonstop, going on barely related tangents, and just basically completely disabling the filter between mind and mouth;_ that's not even touching upon all the jokes you continuously drove into the ground; you were talking so much that you sometimes missed what was happening in the video you were watching, for goodness sake Just...try to find a happy medium between the two extremes, maybe? Please?

[@machonacho8897]

That was a revolver

[@Minymonkey]

1:48 I've seen this in Pokemon snap