Pokey Means Business Remastered Metal

EDIT: I changed the download link to a less hostile website.
Also, I'm not actually doing any more remixes since free time became way short. :(
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A song from earthbound/mother 2 this time.
Original soundtrack by Hiroshi Kanazu, Keiichi Suzuki and Hirokazu Tanaka
Better audio quality and download here: www.mediafire.com/file/dslsj1c...
Artwork is mine. (:

[@alanbareiro6806]

Literal PSI Rockin'.

[@entechgt]

ha

[@Zawmbbeh]

psi please get out

[@alanbareiro6806]

***** It's okay I got the joke hahahaha

[@laseri2089]

Pk leave and never come back

[@novagd3499]

Ohhh I see what you did that’s actually really funny

[@Kev95682]

I don't always mean business, but when I do, I'm Pokey Minch.

[@Ilovemahmochi]

Even 3 years ago, this meme was inexcusably old.

[@thehale_]

HotCocoaLover lmao

[@buzz.e6077]

wow this wasn't even funny in 2015, but nice try though, would've worked in 2002 (B.C)

[@WolfyRed]

333rd like

[@robertwagstaff1126]

A decade later, this meme has matured and come round to cool again.

[@leavemealone545]

0:00 pokey wants you gone 0:54 POKEY WANTS YOU DEAD

[@yurushi55]

Coppied from original song comment section

[@charcoalperson3609]

c o p i e d

[@zombies4evadude24]

Leave me alone COPIED

[@WolfyRed]

Hey, didn't I see this before somewhere?

[@fijisharbrough]

Copied.

[@IceStryker13]

At the beginning it actually DOES sound like it's from EarthBound. Huh.

[@WolfyRed]

123rd like yes I can count now

[@ClownFromTheYear9998]

Its kinda like a remastered version.

[@yusukeelric]

The beginning is Gyigas theme from the first NES mother game.

[@ikedaren_29336]

@@yusukeelric … no it isn’t?? they don’t even sound similar

[@DamyonsMusicHut]

Pokey tried Psi Metal! 500 of mortal damage to Ness! 131 of damage to Paula! 186 of damage to Jeff! Poo felt strange...

[@milesmonaco2625]

Poo felt like shit.

[@milesmonaco2625]

Littarrly...

[@v01d93]

Poo activited healing Omega

[@v01d93]

Ness revived!

[@v01d93]

Ness used paralisis omega

[@Cursingbow]

Pokey means Business! Pokey means Busipaula! Pokey means Busijeff! Pokey means Busipoo!

[@OL_WUZ_HEER]

stolen joke

[@mahrcks8031]

Heavily Armed Pokey played a Heavy Metal Remix! Ness couldn't stop dancing! Paula couldn't stop dancing! Jeff couldn't stop dancing! Poo couldn't stop dancing!

[@corpseplayground1949]

*moshing

[@Emeraldakafunnygamerguy]

Poo felt strange...

[@thebestcommenter22]

ness and his group later died from exhaustion.

[@gamingbro3]

Ness felt strange….

[@carrot3063]

ness dodged quickly!

[@kaiqueninja]

9 People cannot grasp the true form of giygas

[@vinylhabooski1861]

+kaique soares correa Make that 11.

[@NeonLuigi]

+Sam Wright 1 more think it HURTS.

[@vinylhabooski1861]

Neon Luigi Yup.

[@evawaswo8917]

+Sam Wright 13 arNESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS

[@TheDoctorhome]

Make that 15

[@TowaruTsura]

I love it, but I'll be perfectly honest, I always thought the song's biggest impact was that the beginning of it was 8-bit... Then suddenly... BAM! METAL!

[@MattyRude910]

Made my whole facial expression change as a child playing it

[@PrismL99]

@@MattyRude910 "Man this is a pretty good song- OH WAIT WHAT THE HELL", is pretty much how I reacted lol

[@zay7474]

This jam was made 9 years ago. wow

[@persona_totalmente_alazar]

Alredy 10 years ago... *W O W*

[@too_online.3441]

11 now

[@KaptainKyro]

12 already

[@ericlueck5838]

This is bloody fucking amazing. Got into the series after listening to an lp by the awesome Split Infinity and now love the series. Even though I'm blind and was never able to play the games, it's still captured me with it's brilliant dialogue, awesome music, and wonderful storytelling. What's not to like. We got the great tribute to the retro 8 bit portion with SNES soundfont, we got kickass metal, and it just plain owns the Brawl remix in every way.

[@TavenPrower]

Er....but....if youre blind, then how did you type this? Just curious.

[@TavenPrower]

***** Oh ok XD I thought he had his friend type it or something..

[@ericlueck5838]

Nah, it's all good for asking. Not quite. I use what's called a screen reader, which uses a synthetic voice to read off text on my screen, and memorized the keyboard for internet and text and such.

[@TavenPrower]

Eric Lueck That sounds pretty awesome actually... :)

[@ericlueck5838]

Aww, thanks man. Just what I do to stay connected. I really miss video games, but I try not to let my blindness get me down and keep positive.

[@Moroi92]

Your braincells cannot grasp the true form of this song!

[@animepotatoproductions6834]

When I listen to this song... I feel... g...o...o...d

[@haloboi3803]

Finally, a version that isn't just all metal. I LOVE IT!!!

[@dumpling5]

man this sure is PSI Rockin!

[@shantaeisbae]

I PK Love this video.

[@privatefudgenuggets7830]

This song is on Pk Fire

[@MinecraftMarioFantheAnimator]

The PK/PSi jokes got out of hand fast

[@dumpling5]

GD/TF2 Fan Yes, Yes they did.

[@notjxyden]

PK FER

[@Ardeact]

Giygas: Yo chill the hell out on that guitar

[@remulo2141]

0:54-When you cap the flag in 2Fort and trillions of enemies coming in your way

[@diemoslurancard4629]

Chaminy Artist and ur pocket dies

[@milesmonaco2625]

No... OCTILLIONS!!!!!

[@theshamwowguy5058]

and then you get hit by a perfectly fair and balanced random crit

[@v01d93]

Its when i killed a other clan owner and they sended to me 1000 tries to kill me with 20 hearts and with 3 armors

[@kingporky5486]

THIS IS REAL MUSIC

[@sseraj2898]

Why is there 2 whorkies

[@founderofnewporkcity]

I also agree

[@REALlightcat]

I also also agree

[@AnqorM206]

@@REALlightcat I also also also agree

[@REALlightcat]

I also also also also agree

[@star-th4oh]

nothing like listening to heavy metal while doing art homework

[@JaneDoe-zc2zn]

Like some of the techniques you added to the song.

[@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69]

Shouldn't Pokey be raising his middle fingers?

[@Lanilly_moon404]

Altair Salandre Altua Venomus This Is Kid RPG Game

[@xepher5479]

Thành Ng Viet If you seriously think Earthbound or any of the MOTHER games are for children, you're surely mistaken.

[@shadowlugia0011]

Thành Ng Viet all games in the mother seires are rated T for teen and are pretty close to being rated M just look at giygas

[@joneybaloney8855]

+Quan super (quansupers) DUDE you have no idea if you think that the mother games are for kids. They are quite disturbing in a lot of ways. Earthbound you have to fight frickin giygas. Then in mother 3 your mom gets killed then your brother is taken away and trys to KILL you!

[@harrihamalainen619]

+Joney Baloney And Porky is terrifying in Mother 3 in almost every way

[@Liquid_Rigel]

11 people forgot PSI shield

[@casualgamefreak]

+tonnot98 Or they used PSI shield Omega instead of Sigma.

[@jjvagnar1]

i look at Pokey's pose at the beginning of this vid, and can't help but think "Make America great again!"

[@masked1184]

+MajesticBirdMan k

[@maskedman1195]

yes

[@acedeadpixel]

Make Eagleland great again

[@whoknows1497]

+Khalil Atofiv (Khalil805) Xd :v

[@maskedman1195]

Khalil Atofiv MAKE TAZAMILY GREAT AGAIN

[@masterporkyminch6047]

I do Indeed mean business

[@uselessaccount9929]

Pokey used PSI Rockin' It maked a preety good music Ness said that he dosent like it Pokey dealt 1957 DMG to ness

[@Emeraldakafunnygamerguy]

Pokey can't use PK Rockin. That's Ness' signature move.

[@goose7618]

@@Emeraldakafunnygamerguy It's also Giygas' (in the Devil's Machine) and Ness' Nightmare's signature move...

[@Emeraldakafunnygamerguy]

@@goose7618 Yeah, but Porky can't use it.

[@goose7618]

@@Emeraldakafunnygamerguy Imagine how overpowered he would be if he could though. Ness' Nightmare uses PSI Rockin' B and it does like 600 damage to Ness, imagine how much it would do to the party if it was a higher level than that.

[@HeavyMetalBeliever]

MAKE ONETT GREAT AGAIN! BUILD THAT DEVIL'S MACHINE!!!!!

[@fdsdvsdvsacsafscafs7429]

fourside*

[@HeavyMetalBeliever]

(Sigh) MAKE FOURSIDE GREAT AGAIN! I'M GONNA TAKE OVER THAT MONOTOLI BUILDING! AND I'M GONNA BUILD THAT DEVIL'S MACHINE! OH, AND I'M GONNA TRAVEL THROUGH TIME! I'LL BE PRESIDENT FOR LIFE!

[@youtubebobguy]

So this is the guy Lancer is based off of. Let's see. Both had abusive cruel parents. CHECK Both had supported an evil being mentioned by most people in the game and appears only at the end. CHECK. Both look fat *no offense* CHECK Both cover their eyes most of the time. CHECK. Both call the heroes a name that means "bad at this" CHECK. Both appear for most of the game. CHECK.

[@slenderting3286]

FINALLY SOMEBODY WHO THINKS THIS!!! I love both of them dearly as they are just so ridiculous but good characters

[@GalaxiaStars]

Oh my god, I am blown away by this remix! Definitely one of the best remixes of this song that I have ever heard. Instant fav!

[@svetasubbotina8099]

I knew It'll be a true banger! Spankety, spankety, spankety!

[@TheHollandHS]

Pokey looks like Boris Johnson . Seriously not kidding ya

[@slenderting3286]

Both got weird hair

[@S3lvah]

You missed the ascending and descending pitch bends in the original song's metal part -- it was then a revolutionary feature on the console to be able to perform 'bends' in music, and as such a very characteristic element in this song / game. Made the song sound deathcore-y. Also, the feel changes quite a lot when you place the snare hits on the 'and' part (the 3rd of the 4 16th notes in a beat) of the speedy 190 BPM section instead of the '1' (1st of 4) where they are in the original song. Finally, the kick drum hits could've been more pronounced and less muddled. Other than that good job, and yes I realise this is 5 years old now

[@TheKeatonFox]

Thanks for the feedback! At the time I had no idea about mastering/EQing so my songs were really raw and with some flaws.

[@slushie64]

@@TheKeatonFox will you be making a revamped version?

[@TheKeatonFox]

@@slushie64 Unfortunately im not mixing songs anymore neither I am studying music. :( However, If someday I make a revamped version of this song you'd be sure I will relay more into recording the instruments myself.

[@MasonVelezSorenThunder1998]

Best fucking metal cover you have ever developed!

[@depthxdoesthedumb]

It's when my mum forgot my cookies

[@jonsaltberry8167]

1:33 Ness... it hurts... I'm in an underground thrash metal concert and they are beating the shit out of me in the mosh pit... please... Ness... Help me...

[@5UBJ3CT3GG]

I’m glad you like it pokey

[@storm5936]

this proves that you can make awesome remixes out of already awesome songs!!!

[@mothgothrotlover]

this brings me immense joy

[@preacherpayne1628]

To this day my favorite fan cover of any song

[@moRULEZ18981]

This is Rip and Tear levels of buisness.

[@Alienboi2005vidsandstuff]

*doomslayer has entered the chat*

[@Moroi92]

Y E S

[@CoKeBuDs]

The runaway five disliked this video

[@Kakomonour]

HA! Pussy ants compared to this song!

[@Novamatic_]

11 people said," wait, this isn't metal!" And left before :55.

[@Emeraldakafunnygamerguy]

0:54

[@triggeredanimeguy3506]

This song is so innocent. Only for babies... But all of it was changed when the Fire Nation attacked.

[@nesssss343]

This is so fucking awesome

[@mattmolarthompson8529]

I'm head banging to it, man. 🤟

[@emilia-tan3635]

This is absolutely epic!

[@nblade]

You cannot grasp the true form of Porky’s jam!

[@ZeroValkyrie]

woah, an epic image and an epic music,good job! :D

[@guyfierifan]

Great Remix!

[@SnowyFoxlinn]

People need to understand that Heavy Metal is fucking AWESOME and should start listening to it more... This is better than 90% of the songs that come out today...

[@fernandoportal5422]

awesome

[@ACEMesa69]

This dork literally has the best themes... no wonder

[@edboon2403]

0:54 Made me want to throw out mortal kombat 9 and play earthbound for a twelveth time, IF I HADN'T LOST IT!@$$!!!!

[@dinosaurcj]

No offense but for a second there I thought your profile pic was reggie XD!!

[@edboon2403]

Claus- Mother 3- 0_0

[@dinosaurcj]

Ed Boon Sorry! D:

[@apigmask3109]

Now if only we could get a remix of Master Porky's theme from Mother 3

[@sebastianadventurex]

Y que viva el Rock AND roll *rompe el bat de madera*

[@Tripsydoodle]

Holy shit this is good. Instant sub.

[@Alienboi2005vidsandstuff]

0:00 Pokey means business 0:54 CEASE TO EXIST

[@chabon31]

I came here to comment that this song didnt need any remastered or remix ... and well I was fucking wrong XD

[@clintferguson6599]

OwO I can't stop listening to this!!!

[@OhHeckNono]

I remember when I first battled him and the song dropped haaaaaaaaaard

[@qqquasar]

The first part sounds jazzy, I liked it.

[@reddlycrow5839]

I think ... I think I came to this

[@mhfiver2441]

We all did... ...I mean not in that way. We came to listen. That`s what you meant...right?

[@SuperSaiyanPeppy]

Nice work, buddy! "Joinha" for you!

[@HYDESDM]

i gotta say, he looks pretty sharp like that.

[@papersensei]

oh crap, hes back, wheres my bat?

[@crazydragon611]

Ull have a great future :D

[@gamerbuddies8009]

*Giygas uses PK Rocking Ω!* *Ness couldn't stop dancing!* *Paula couldn't stop dancing!* *Jeff couldn't stop dancing!* *Poo couldn't stop dancing!*

[@JTF544]

1:48 dear god it's a masterpiece

[@seg162]

Have you ever considered the idea that, MAYBE, Pokey doesn't need ponies to be any more badass than he already is?

[@EduardoMartinez-dm5pp]

100% Cool!

[@MorbidSatan24]

1:32 Open this fucking pit up!!!

[@EpicTuxedo]

If Pokey joined Slayer, this would be the outcome

[@realDannyBoi111]

Epic

[@HYDESDM]

must...have....a....extended version!!!!!

[@lauralamer]

0:50 I wasn't ready for that.

[@floof5359]

altleast its not like the original with NO transition this has some

[@REALlightcat]

Reason to listen earthbound music:

[@macdonald715]

That bass

[@imawesomererthanyou]

no this needs to be 0% cooler,and 100% mo badass.

[@Kowjja]

Yooo nice

[@Leightonlaser1]

whatever timeline you escaped to also has internet I guess

[@a.w.p.882]

YEAH! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@kuriyami4351]

this theme needs to be the original giygas fight theme :/

[@maxwellweaver197]

Buisness means pokey

[@nesssmith470]

Oh god, it's you.

[@MotobugGaming]

Please someone link me to that image of pokey I NEED that as my computer wallpaper

[@jeetlebuice3656]

SO FUCKING BADASSSSSS

[@spades687]

mk you suck donald :D

[@jeetlebuice3656]

+[insert clever username here.] OUT OUT OUT

[@spades687]

+Danrald Trimp Still here, You got no power :D

[@vampire_catgirl]

Woah, Porky can use PK Rockin too?

[@CR42069]

this is fucking awesome, i searched for the theme because of the ness battle in roblox undertale 3D Boss battles

[@StephenLynx8492]

Porky is Donald Trump!

[@phanto4572]

It makes so much sense!

[@StephenLynx8492]

+Silverstyle Spankety spankety spankety... Make America Spankety Again.

[@jeetlebuice3656]

+Silverstyle Bing Bing Bong

[@multi3651]

Monotoli is more like Donald Trump.

[@StephenLynx8492]

+A E S T I C S Vaporwave Who is Monotoli?

[@ultimateinternetman4335]

Pokey has a gun.

[@sourlemon360]

can someone tell me what instrument is that at the start

[@tefus]

god after all these years this is still one the beat covers of this song.

[@xanawott1222]

That picture makes him look like Number 4

[@maxwellweaver197]

Buisness pokey means

[@ThePikminCaptain]

1:22 favorite

[@peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450]

Is he intro 16 bit, since the intro to the original song was 8 bit- Fucking rad

[@CosmicConical]

I thought it was called a 'cover' not a 'remix'

[@nick-cepticon782]

1:51 OH FUCK YEA

[@door9520]

I feel like...h...e...a..d..b..a..n..g..i...n..g.

[@masked1184]

I keep thinking of that pic flipping me off

[@ff430spider]

11 Users were absorbed by Giygas' Darkness... IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT GIYGAS AND POKEY!

[@12NadaSurf12]

Hell yea Kyle my nigga. It's Benji