Police Can't Help But Laugh At Insane Soup Shoplifter

Grocery store calls the cops on a shoplifter who's perfect for a South Park character.
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[@spaghetti98]

I can't help but smile when Buff said "you're holding back something". Really shows how much he knows Ken and how awesome this friendship is.

[@bryt_knee]

Yes, I came here to say the same thing! The fact that they're in person so Buff can also easily read Ken's body language!? Love it

[@dylanjwicklund92]

Yeah, every once in a while you'll find a friend where you guys just click like that. I found this one friend when I was like 15 And we were friends like right up until I was like 28 And we hung out like every single day or most We have the same name which is funny.Because people didn't understand how we knew who was talking to who when they called are named but like we kind of learned people say our name in a different tone which is really funny and it confused so many people when they're okay doing and the right one respondsWe have the same name which is funny. Because people didn't understand how we knew who was talking to who when they called are named, but like we kind of learned, people say our name in a different tone, which is really funny and it confused so many people are like hey Dylan and the right one responds Or one of us would look at each other and be like you know what I'm thinking and then say exactly what we're thinking or warning to do, which is really funny. It also didn't matter how stupid things got between us. Because a warm time and we had smoked some weed like we always do. We smoke some budder ontop Well, he put his hands in his pocket while he was sitting on my couch. 2 minutes later I look over and he slowly turns his head towards me. Tears falling down his face saying I didn't know where my hands were for a second I just felt them in a really warm spot and got scared Well. Not even a week later, smoke some more budder He reaches out to grab his drink off. The table accidentally touches powdered sugar. He poured out. Don't know why he poured it he just did and the jump back reaction was the funniest thing ever He didn't know what he touched. It was just for at least often scared him Another time it was me and we're watching futurama. And there was a crate in the back with the word. Watermelon spelled water- melon where the the water was above melon and I looked and said so straight faced what's a water mee lon with an extended E and he turns and says that says watermelon you fckin idiot and I couldn't help but laugh

[@music0cool]

He didnt even look at him he could just hear it in his silence lol!!

[@disgruntledtoad2585]

@@dylanjwicklund92i ain’t reading all that

[@someguy1865]

​@@disgruntledtoad2585reminds me of the meme "I ain't reading all that but I'm happy for you, or sorry that happened" 😂

[@BradB93]

The surprise on her face and the amount of cards she had makes me wonder how many of them are actually hers...

[@rachelg9873]

I had the same thought. Some 77 yr old woman is either bed bound or deceased and needs rescued, and this person stole her identity and is maxing out cards in her name.

[@blepsandbeans]

As a former gas station worker, I am shuddering in memories, as these are common tactics people use all the time to get out of paying for things.

[@captinhero420]

SAME, yea the amount of things people do to get out of paying is crazy. I love the fact though we dont care for your excuses you either but the item or you don't. (Now this isn't ragging on the people who do actually have a phone issue as sometimes it does happen or something simpler. Price change that a customer wasn't aware of yadda yadda.)

[@Sebastian-Draegon]

Thank you for your service

[@msthecommentator2863]

The owner of the convenience store I worked at once caught someone stealing energy drinks from the cooler because he saw her pocket them while he was stocking in the back. For those that don't know, you can see through the shelves to the other side clearly, but customers don't tend to notice because of the angle of the shelves. He confronted her after she left without paying, and she threw a fit, accusing him of profiling. He then told her that he clearly saw her through the stock room shelves and her face went pale. He was a sweet dude and the whole community knew it, so I don't know why she thought that would work. 😅

[@KristenZianourry2015]

@@captinhero420yeah when ive had phone problems where I’ve literally been straight up I will have to leave this here I can’t pay for it & then i might cry from embarrassment but its better to be honest 🤷‍♀️

[@kristineo2926]

Same, dude! Worst Job I ever had! People were just the scum of the earth!!!

[@edisonfernandez3397]

The cards/wallet that she's using probably from she steal from an old lady. That's why she said she's 70s - 80s.

[@stonehenge55]

Probably born in the 70s she definitely lying

[@EricaHigley]

Thats probably why she has no idea what is on the cards also. Definitely stolen

[@Mehwhatevr]

Probably her mom’s or grandmother’s 😢. Maybe if she took her hat off my opinion would change, but she doesn’t look anywhere close to 80. I would’ve thought 40s.

[@jarcuadanantus28]

This was actually pretty smart, made her pay for as much of the damages as they could first, and she still got arrested after. It’s like a double whammy!

[@anngoldberg7857]

That was great. She's ridiculous.

[@julilla1]

That poor cashier just having to stand there while she tried out fifty cards...give that person a raise!

[@dwyane23]

Has a cashier been there but no need to rush people thats when they end up forgetting something i tell people that look like there in a hurry to just relax and take there time

[@MeganBecker]

It really warms my heart watching y'all laugh together in the same room again.

[@catnoneya6105]

I was just about to post this same comment! This could only be in Florida! For real!

[@JSainte17]

Where are they at? Did Ken move back or did he come back to visit and shoot the Chris Hansen episode?

[@MeganBecker]

@JSainte17 there is a video about it, but Ken moved back to Alabama with Mary and the kids into a new house. 😀

[@Greenrock_bug]

I just accidentally clicked on your profile and saw some of your cat videos and they are some of the cutest kitties I’ve ever seen. Completely unrelated yes however I like cats and I’m drinking so I’mma ramble

[@MeganBecker]

@Greenrock_bug 😆 hey, thanks! They are all rescues and I love them. 🐱

[@filipinolovely]

One of my younger cousins unexpectedly passed away. He always reminded me of Buff. I wasn’t sure if I could watch this yet but I’m glad I did as Buff’s laugh and smile reminds me so much of my cousin. Thanks for the laughs and putting a smile on my face today, Ken and Buff ❤ Edit: I’m so appreciative. I know YT does not always give a notification but for all those that left a comment and/or pressed the “like” button, I thank you so much for your love and kindness.

[@peliculitas432]

Im sorry for your loss but Im glad you find comfort in his memory

[@thebookaura]

sorry for your loss

[@marlhall8]

Bless you 🫶🏽

[@fuzzyluck3441]

That hit my heart

[@Ibetyouwillreportmebcursoftaf]

Sorry for your loss

[@kbundyy22]

She is WAYYYY to comfortable spitting that DOB out of her mouth. She's been using it for way too long. Probably doesn't even feel like a lie anymore.

[@slinkywhippet]

Yeah she's been saying it for 77 years, so of course she comfortable 😉😁

[@calamity0.o]

Probably an elderly relative she is stealing the identity and money account from. Knew of a home down from my gas station where the adult kids were all junkies using their elder mother's social security.

[@GrifoStelle]

Got a feeling she said her age instead of the year

[@lisah8070]

It’s likely her mom and she is late 50s

[@Fetidaf]

@@lisah8070yea, I’d be able to spit out my parents’ birthday like that, especially my mom’s since it’s in the same month as mine.

[@thebookaura]

Dude...this HAS to be the Publix in my hometown down in podunk florida. I recognize ALLLLL of those people in that store ...

[@realsmosher53]

Dude ofc it's Florida the amount of GTA custom characters in the background of this video is wildn

[@Ldogthe1nonly]

I’d go there just for the free show, buy a popcorn and just walk around

[@plodiN3]

@@Ldogthe1nonly and by popcorn you mean a can of soup and a spoon?

[@letsgetreal6402]

Seems like some Nassau county behavior

[@thebookaura]

@@letsgetreal6402 I live near there now and you are so right tho!

[@st.patrickstar3701]

Bad, how dare she shoplift at Publix. No! You do that at Walmart like everyone else.

[@tobypalmer6181]

thats what im saying, bro!

[@cemeterygates3605]

You win the best comment of the day

[@greydominguez9195]

Mashallah, be the reason your local Walmart records record profit losses.

[@BrianK-zz4fk]

getting busted a publix for shoplifting is redic, if your not so obvious can easily snag a chicken without anyone noticing. That said they have great relations with the cops and often see em at the enterance.

[@MySkyflyer]

Publix is too classy for this type of nonsense. 😂😂

[@anicoleww]

5:34 **_DAD MODE ENGAGED_** Dane’s “you’re holding back something”.. 😆😂 got me

[@booberrybonnet]

3:19 "Save some ladies for the rest of us, buddy." 😂 😂

[@heavyglamrocker1987]

V shirt's got what the young people call "rizz" 😌🤣

[@Savagino]

Venture Bros shirt a deep cut wtf haven't seen that in a min

[@jonmorgan9487]

Worked in retail for 8 years and it still rings true the worst customers are always riding those electric scooters you get in the front of the store

[@WendiZimmerman]

Hey. I'm a great customer. I just recently had my knee replaced and just can't walk that far. 😁🤣

[@BestiesforLife1111]

@@WendiZimmerman The worst customers ride the scooters, but not all of the scooter riders are bad

[@xoxobeauty_by_lynne2895]

I’m 35 with multiple health issues and I must use the scooters due to mobility issues but I am the most chill customer ever. I have actually seen more trouble come from able body customers

[@ScarletAngleGaara]

@@xoxobeauty_by_lynne2895The issue is plenty of able bodied people use the scooters when they don’t need them. I’ve seen it far too many times.

[@DAVIDSLOCKERR]

Either the scooters or the fake service dogs 🙄 its really easy to tell of they're actually trained or not

[@thestormofthenight]

FUN FACT! It was originally "The customer is always right on matters of taste" meaning didn't matter if you thought what they were buying/ wanting was tacky or didn't go, not that they were always right about everything!

[@tiggerbooth6968]

More than that it’s just a saying. People act like it’s a law, when it’s not even policy in most stores.(from my working experience at least) 😂

[@JustAStump]

​@tiggerbooth6968 literally though 😂 I never understood people acting like that's a law 🤣

[@marlepluto]

You are my favorite person on the internet, I came down to say this and you beat me to it. Worst phrase EVER!!

[@deanjustdean7818]

I have never worked retail, but I have had a lot of conversations and become recognisable to a lot of hi-fi and entertainment store salesmen. If you asked them, the saying is "the customer is always right on matters of taste... on everything else they are wrong until they prove different".

[@JohnCena-o3d]

Wait….a customer at Applebee’s said I could keep migrant immigrants under my house, is this not true? I turn the sprinkler on for a few minutes each day and I give them ATLEAST 2 big huge cans of spam and sometimes some spoiled (BARLEY spoiler, not like it’s days old, only a few hours out in the warm sun) milk that although smells disgusting is manageable when swallowing if you plug your nose. What, am I just supposed to free them? Juan and Jose will tell on me! Man I’m gonna have to k..ooooooh ok, I get what you’re saying *WINKS WINKS*. I’ll go ahead and set them free, golly gee, hopefully they don’t end up meeting a horrible fat🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[@TheBoltzy]

I work at a Publix in the same district and we heard so much about this lady LMFAOOOOO I'm so glad yall are seeing this

[@aerisvulkan2538]

Ah, she's famous ✨💀

[@MrsEditar]

I have never heard someone mumbling nonsense so confidently. She´s got some talent.

[@anotherinternetidiot6300]

... Trump...

[@mroxannevh]

Meth. In between the staying up for days cleaning with a toothbrush.

[@MrTaugs]

I love the way you went back to the old school editing. Keep it up! I'm loving this 2025 comeback!!

[@kenobi7584]

I don't condone it but the first rule of shoplifting should be, have an escape plan. If you have limited mobility, you're gonna have a bad time

[@alyssaashford5218]

I feel like number one rule is don't make it obvious by literally ripping open several bags and drawing attention to yourself with that much soup

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Steal fruit and if they confront you say: "i'm just a wittle baby, siw. Da sign said I can have free fwuit"

[@aerisvulkan2538]

And don't french fry when you need to pizza else you're gonna have a bad time too 💀💀💀

[@lina9535]

If you have to steal, you should probably go to a food bank of money is an issue.

[@NarakunoHana100]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP

[@CaptainPrices_Version]

I'M AT THE SOUP STORE

[@Crocogator]

I'm buying clothes!

[@strider5477]

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!?!

[@chrissoup4683]

👀

[@RibbonRailProfuctions]

IT MEANS I'M AT SOUP

[@zackwilson479]

Ken and Buff’s mic was on point 👍🏾 it sounds like you guys are dialed in now! I’m so glad you both are back together in the same room again. I’ve been a fan since the couch “meme couch” and the Australia arc was not bad but it’s way better having you both in the same room again.

[@AngelAllenson]

I’m so happy because now Dane can see EVERYTHING too with Ken’s window sized monitors 😂

[@JuwLZz]

13:12 the officers bodycam caught his wheezing haha, they didnt catch that, then it goes to the other officers cam and you see the first officer RED and wheezing lmao "I gotta get off this, my @ss is so fat" - wheezing ensues

[@creativi-tea398]

The full quote is "The customer is always right, in matters of taste"... but all corporations conveniently leave out the second part.

[@buddychubbs743]

Conveniently for everyone else . Do you really want to live in a world where she is everywhere .

[@paulaellenburg7568]

I found some info. Name Debra Marie Smoot. She is around 40 yrs old. A lot of arrest records online.

[@kingofravens215]

That makes a lot more sense age wise lol

[@ShawnKavanagh]

Shocking

[@ReginaWrites]

SMOOT??? What a horrible last name.

[@corneliusdinkmeyer2190]

@@ReginaWritesthere’s a congressman with the last name of Schatz & one of the news people misspelled his first name to read “Brain Schatz”! I bout lost it!😂

[@lisah8070]

You mean she isn’t a famous KZbinr D- nasty? 😅

[@sunitasimpson7248]

Never have I stared at my phone so hard without breathing watching these two southern boys talk about my country GUYANA 🇬🇾 really here like “hold on now guys” 😂 still love this channel ❤

[@joverton156]

Soup shop-lifter situation is crazy

[@TrivialRisk]

A soup-lifter one might say

[@iJosiah]

Bro shutup you're such a godamn loser

[@MySkyflyer]

Campbell's and Progresso must be so proud.

[@amberg4131]

Kind of feel bad. I know some people with the mental health struggle. But they got no one to help them. Hospitals won’t voluntarily keep them because they don’t know what insurance they take to even get that payment out of them. They will refuse to hold them and release them even if they are making violent threats. It’s only when someone actually assaults or god forbid kill someone that they actually can legally do something. But with this woman, her sanity goes in and out like I e seen with certain folk which makes it seem that they are alright most of the time. Sadly it’s episodes like this that can really hurt people and these people not getting help are a risk to the rest of us. It’s not a discriminatory thing but I also see the negative aspect of locking people up against their will and forcing medication.Tough issue

[@victoriarendon3294]

I believe a class action lawsuit requires 40 or more plaintiffs but she seems to think it means “kick ass lawsuit” 😂

[@ProudElefant44]

She got 40 bawls of soup. Maybe one for each imaginary friend😂

[@Southern_Made]

At the doctors currently, in the waiting room just saw a man going off about a copay lol there is insanity everywhere!

[@julianab2]

Imagine going to Publix for a chicken and they have none bc this lady decided to stick her hands in everyone 💀

[@meliss9536]

And they all died for that. Sad.

[@laurengugucachoo6213]

I was totally expecting her to say “Can you hold my phone, kind stranger? I AINT NUTHIN BUT A HOUND DOGGGG” 😂

[@synthwavesoundscape1893]

NOT HER- NOOOO!! I HATE THAT WOMAM

[@Call_Em_Yall]

I forgot how many soup things she had lined up when the cops first came in, but it was a LOT! Like, lawd hammercy lot. 😮 So that's part of that total, I'm sure.

[@Violexie-wb7op]

Yeah I came here to say the same thing. It wasn't just chips and chicken, but all of that soup she ate before they got there. 😂

[@autumn5130]

I've seen that lady on one of the body cam channels I follow. She's out of her mind. Idk why I watch that ish considering I deal with people like that for a living. Oh, and can I just say how freaking excited I am to see you and Dane together again?!? ❤

[@lexiashcraft4971]

What channels I need more of her LOL

[@jilbertb]

I saw the orig... it was SO funny. She doesn't have a US ID and says she's "from another country", but speaks great English though! But managed to have a food stamp (SNAP) card too... Maybe they'll deport her? 😂

[@fallenking578]

Wonder if she's a Sovereign Citizen, they all are crazy and say they aren't from the US, despite living here and getting the benefits. They are convinced it somehow stops them from having to obay the laws...it works out about as dumb as you'd think

[@allisongano603]

It's so good to have you guys back, been watching you for years and I don't know what to watch when you guys go on vacation 😂 my favorite duo ever ❤

[@georgiemac1784]

Im so ridiculously happy that the react couch boys are back. Ken seems so happy, didnt notice how down he has been

[@jorgenofalltrades]

Where are you right now?! I'm at SOUP! What do you mean your AT SOUP?! I mean, I'm AT SOUP!! What store are you in?! I'm at the SOUP STORE!!!

[@ElsaMusicVideos]

"ITS FRIKIN DR NOW BACK THERE!" Had me DYING HAHAHAAHA. Almost spat out my drink from laughing!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@leilayeseniam]

What the heck did she say about cybersecurity and her card? Lol. At the end of this, she was negative 1000 dollars on every single one of those cards. Lmao. I love how much the cops were entertaining her while also getting entertained. 🤣

[@anchy1995]

Waiting for Chris Hansen to pop out 😂

[@cameronsmith9099]

"What are you doing here?" "Imadebalihbeolsnfliyna."

[@jacobalexander9086]

"Shoplifting is one of the great American pastimes." *Thieves Guild unlocked*

[@The_Crucible714]

Hmm, the reason Ken moved back is becoming clear.. 😮😂

[@hilkom2]

I straight up could not understand 95% of what she was saying, but I KNOW it was gold

[@Sylicviber]

Guyanese here, love your stuff Ken

[@MrGilbert9v]

I work at a grocery store and this is exactly what we have to deal with constantly

[@roqueleal3132]

Dog thats a Venture Brothers shirt! Y'all didnt catch that this V dude is a straight up G

[@xMorganbrittnyx]

Ken's face in the thumbnails looks so happy... He's almost glowing ❤️

[@Sirens-Melody]

Right? He's happy to be home 😊

[@maximus_paddikus]

They were buying clothes at the soup store

[@Crocogator]

SOUP is a clothing store in Japan. So he was, technically, buying clothes at SOUP. God I love that joke so much.

[@anchy1995]

@maximus_paddikus WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE

[@ophelyuh]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AT SOUP???? GETTOUTA THE SOUP AISLE

[@realsmosher53]

​@@Crocogator thank you for bonus lore about one of my favorite jokes

[@Crocogator]

@@realsmosher53 You are most welcome. I love the joke too, and this knowledge just makes it better

[@radsadmaddie]

4:49 ITS DR NOW! that killed me 🤣

[@Badwolf222]

Buff looks so much better since he got out. Rocking the ring and watch. Backwards Cap. Glad you are home brother

[@mads3677]

What????

[@MysticMooncrafts]

​@@mads3677 Dane's room he recorded in looked like a jail cell to so many people apparently and it was an ongoing joke that he's been in jail 🤣

[@avylol08]

​@@MysticMooncrafts Omg I never even realized but that's so funny 🤣

[@mads3677]

@@MysticMooncrafts oh thank god not real jail lmao

[@iqr2000]

Buff and ken the ultimate duo back together again.

[@Supersteffy]

As a cashier, I feel for the man behind the counter. If his POS is anything like my store, you can't suspend the order for the Loss Prevention/Police until you return all the partial payments to their original cards 😅

[@HelloYouTubez]

So excited you and Dane are back ❤️

[@ginalindsey8925]

She's talkin' Southern West Tennessee Cicadas buzz, buzz, buzz.

[@The_Crucible714]

“Do you speak Alabama?” 😮😂

[@alicialawhun91]

She's a distracted driver! Lol. It's a shame she went through all the work to fill up all those soup bowls and not be able to eat just one. 😂😂😂

[@Jackalope64]

Dynasty, get it now, D.Y Nasty 😂😂😂

[@creativelybyjaneelizabeth1119]

1:28 “I speak trash” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GalaxyfullofStars]

14:58 sounds like Ken's been at the chicken and soup himself

[@MelaniNomi]

AINT NO WAY SHE WAS BORN IN '46 🤣🤣🤣

[@scabbynack]

"The customer is always right *in matters of taste*" is the whole saying. Really wish the important part wasn't dropped.

[@aprilmason1616]

Hahahaha the cops wheezing😂

[@Anonymous-lp4ho]

I remember watching this 😂 this lady is something else

[@amygrimes6438]

Me too. 😂 who could forget

[@MichaelLevenson-g1s]

​@@amygrimes6438it was a used car dealership if I'm not mistaken

[@angrydonnie]

this still feels like such a throwback, seeing you guys in the same room again. it's amazing tbh

[@KorbInhalerOfCrayon]

I literally just came back from the soup store, not even a joke. I literally bought soup and I get to watch a soup video

[@tangelite9968]

😅Word of the day "Soup".

[@victoriarendon3294]

I was eating soup while watching

[@simonhirschhorn1937]

I hope you weren’t buying clothes at the soup store!

[@NeverletyoufallNever]

​@@simonhirschhorn1937Why are you buying clothes at the soup store!?

[@aerisvulkan2538]

I hope your soup didn't get touched by the bad lady 💀💀

[@coleyabbott]

"I CAN’T STAND UP! MY ASS IS TOO FATTT" 😭😫

[@Fraser142]

"im a youtuber" while in a local grocery store eatin food before paying. wild

[@boxingodric]

It is so good to see my favorite youtube bros hanging out again, keep up the content boys. P.s. love the bodycam reactions, I watch them all the time but hearing you two crack jokes over them makes rhem so much better

[@LittleSkittle]

I never really got to experience pre-Australia cinnamontoastken so seeing ken & Dane together has been a real treat. Looking forward to all the future vids 🤧

[@TheStrawberryGoblin]

Is this at a Publix? As a Floridian, that's like acting up in church. Have some respect for Publix 😂

[@msdeviantdizzy]

I worked there in my teens and it's still my favorite job... surprisingly few mean customers, great work environment and pay (at the time, not sure what it's like now). This lady would have been pure entertainment.

[@heatherva]

When I worked at a grocery store, this guy would pretend to be disabled, use the scooter carts, FILL IT TO THE BRIM with meat, then just roll out without paying. He did it so often, that we would follow him around and wait by the front foor for him to try to escape lmao.

[@aerisvulkan2538]

We had a lady that rolled up to our deli in the mart cart and grabbed chicken just to roll out the door with it; it happened so much they ended up waiting for her to do it again and she got banned lmao

[@heatherva]

@@aerisvulkan2538 I dont have an update on my dude, not sure if we ever prosecuted him lmao

[@MelaniNomi]

"He works in mysterious ways Dane" Never fails to make me laugh 🤣

[@RavenFilms]

12:04 Someone needs to check the name on all those cards. Super sus!

[@shaunOneill.]

I wont lie I had a really bad day today and I'm so happy to have gotten a video from you guys before bed, thank you for such great content guys, you never fail to turn a bad day around with your videos.

[@davinder5669]

that man in the yellow Venture brothers shirt is a national treasure and should be protected at all costs.

[@aerisvulkan2538]

I THOUGHT THAT LOGO WAS FAMILIAR

[@Sealoctopus]

An intriguing headdress choice she has made today for her film debut.

[@MommaSkelly]

"she looks good for her age" .... That's the magic of preservatives ... Heck, bread don't mold no more

[@gabe6646]

Regular bread you'd bake at home or get from a bakery molds in like a day or two. Grocery bread spends that amount of time on a truck before it hits the store. Sometimes the preservatives are needed, but we still gotta be careful which ones we're eating and how much because the people who manufacture food will not do that for you.

[@treepotato9273]

that's cuz american bread is cake, bread I get moulds in a week preservatives and all cuz it isn't full of sugar.

[@stonehenge55]

She ages like McDonalds french fries or the store brand bread that lasts 2-3 months instead of the real stuff that is bad in 2-3 days

[@catus-cactus]

Sliced store bought bread does mold

[@stonehenge55]

@ yes it does but takes much longer than fresh bread

[@chelseacarpenter2302]

Why does she remind me of what Angela would have been like when she was younger? 😅🤣😅🤣

[@just_a_stump]

SHE ASKED THE COP TO BUY HER TRIPLE Cs in exchange for some SOUP?!? For those of y'all that aren't privy, triple c's is what some people call Coricidin Cold and Cough. Those same people take the entire box at once for...effects...

[@izzy6131]

I'm so glad Dane is here to translate these things when even Ken can't understand s* LOL Love you guys!

[@JuwLZz]

'Not Authorized' aweee mannn Big feels man Then said she steals everywhere Yeah I dont feel bad for you no more 😂😂

[@lina9535]

Oh no.... I'm having to stop my brain from doing the "she doesn't look like she needs that scooter", and it is soooo hard!!!

[@samanthajohnston9269]

Sometimes you get the 5 finger discount and sometimes it gets you lol

[@werdle92]

This is almost funnier than the girl that called the cops and freaked out, then got in a car accident and feaked out.

[@Skully_98]

Ken if you move back to Australia one day please bring Dane lmao I missed the energy of these two together in person

[@angelmariejt]

this is the last place i expected to hear my country lmao guyana represent 🇬🇾

[@beardofaction1484]

Homie rocking the Venture Bros shirt!

[@dylanparrott8347]

"I was born in 1948!" me: *I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT MAM*

[@kurayamiangelofdeath6255]

Imagine Ken and Dane get featured in a TCAP video with Chris Hansen

[@synthwavesoundscape1893]

Boy do i have news for you

[@anneleeklein997]

I get very scared stealing grapes out of my cart when I go shopping. She had a whole buffet in her cart and no shame! 😂

[@johnnyplatt9800]

They won’t arrest you till you steal more then 1,000$ because then it’s a felony

[@frickfrack7075]

Clearly that is not true

[@Foirelle]

They can arrest you for causing a public disturbance, which she clearly was doing in more ways than one. (Not to mention the money lost in the amount of damages from sticking her fingers in the food...)

[@ZeeNastee]

That's only the policy of some chain stores, not all.

[@Mandude683]

Not true

[@lisanelson9097]

One officer sounds like Dr. Phil.

[@Jac-Man]

2:17 KING OF ALL COSMOS VOICE LMAO

[@Daniel-nh7nl]

"IM AT THE SOUP STORE"

[@genericamerican7574]

She should have went to Texas where Abbott changed their felony threshold from $2000 to $2500. Highest in the country. 😅

[@jaykaystrong]

I’m so glad you guys are back together 🥹

[@QueenSiv]

She has GOT to be a distraction for some other theft happening in the store that all this security detail is missing

[@Razgriz85]

There's an old man that goes to my local grocery store that goes around eating stuff while his wife shops. He really likes to eat from the salad bars (produce and deli), as if it's a buffet (used to eat things with his bare hands, got told to stop by employees, so he started using a tooth pick, then switched to plastic forks). I remember finding a loaf of bread with a bite taken out of it, and there were always loose grapes and grape vines stashed somewhere in produce after he and his oblivious wife come to get groceries. Haven't seen him in a couple months since he was trespassed by the store manager.

[@StochastischeDrift]

She drives that cart as fast as my buddy who just started playing Forza

[@theCidisIn]

3:20 That's a venture brothers shirt! 😂

[@Stoopu_doopu]

I was watching on the tv, I had to switch to my account to see if anyone else noticed😭

[@gregmaestas2069]

Thank you

[@cmiller415]

It’s great to see you two back in the same room together! Welcome home Ken and Fam!!

[@StochastischeDrift]

Cash her outside? She can't even cash herself inside.

[@Joedirt3349]

😂❤😂