Police Catch Sussy Couple "Having a Picnic"

On 10/20/2023, during Lieutenant R. McDonald's patrol with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission (FWC) at Suwannee Lake in Suwannee County, two vehicles were observed parked at the closed and locked entrance due to ongoing contract work. Lieutenant McDonald approached and encountered two contractors removing dead trees nearby. Continuing towards the fishing pier, he observed two individuals engaged in intimate activity on a blanket. Upon his approach, the female, later identified as [REDACTED], exhibited nervous behavior, attempting to conceal a tote bag. Lieutenant McDonald requested identification from both parties. While the male provided his ID, the female hesitated, expressing emotional distress. Despite repeated requests, she reluctantly provided her name and eventually her date of birth.
As they returned to the front gate, the female remained unstable, making statements indicating mental instability and fear of being tased. Upon inspection of her bags, syringes were discovered, one visibly containing blood. Lieutenant McDonald instructed the female to lean against the vehicle, but she resisted, prompting him to detain her. During the attempt to handcuff her, she resisted and pulled away, necessitating backup from SCSO deputies. Despite initially being handcuffed, she managed to escape from them and claimed ignorance of their whereabouts.
The female, identified as Mrs. [REDACTED], was subsequently charged with possession of a controlled substance, attempted escape, resisting arrest, and possession of paraphernalia. She was transported to Suwannee County Jail for booking.
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[@myrandagotdaZa]

Bruh…all she had to do was just Shut tf up bro😭🤣

[@spaomalley]

You couldn’t get through 1 statement without effectively saying “bro” twice.

[@Waanngg]

@@spaomalley bro i cant believe you made such a profound observation bro, that really blows my mind bro

[@lcfflc3887]

yeah, druggggggs

[@allpunchy]

"You be acting like a squirrel." Cops words. Not mine.

[@crystaldenee765]

I know !!! She brought up drug use and EVERYTHING… he wasn’t even ASKING 😂

[@johnhanson1st]

We're homeless, I have PTSD, I have a mortgage, I have kids, I have trauma, I'm bipolar, I'm confused, I have agoraphobia, I'm freaked out, he hit & drugged me, I don’t know.

[@ionaadventure]

What doesn't she have?

[@yaboimax6356]

​​@@ionaadventure Accountability.

[@boy6319]

u forgot "you have a warrant?" "nOooo i have traaauma"

[@LAesq-ih9ll]

Can’t believe she didn’t say I can’t breathe tho maybe i missed it.

[@disseminationnetwork]

​@@yaboimax6356For the win!

[@LightInsights]

Wow, when all else fails, accuse your boyfriend of drugging you against your will. What a piece of work

[@zoehicks880]

For real. He tried his best to help her and in return she threw him under the bus and accused him of disgusting shit. Hopefully he left her ass

[@helamorningsun3600]

Dude kept his calm and provided ID.

[@jaymac2702]

​@@zoehicks880those types always terrified, zero shame is dangerous

[@YerHighness69]

Just like ol' Heather Gillespie! 🤣😂😅

[@NotHaunted...]

Happened to me ruined my life

[@fieldmousefarms]

She asked a cop if he was gonna call the cops on her. I’m dead 😂😂😂

[@Paisles]

Frrr that took me out lmao

[@blazed-space]

“Ma’am I am the cops”

[@jonpowell5479]

She is the last person you want around when the cops pull up

[@klutzyk]

Some people get so lost in inventing laws and rιgнтѕ that don't exist that they forget about the most important right of them all. yoυr ғιғтн aммendмenт rιgнт to shut the fuk up

[@Neilukuk]

I would just jump in that water and let go of whatever illegal stuff I had one me. Not that I would have anything.

[@kathyolney4083]

😂😂😂

[@Relayz007]

she dug herself into the situation right off the bat she says were not doing anything wrong already a big red flag

[@miggans21012]

If you're dealing or using or both then she's a liability.

[@rolloutthebarrel]

“We’re homeless!” A few minutes later… “I have a mortgage!” 😂

[@stanb990]

I have agoraphobia As she's deep in the great outdoors

[@v8vrooooom]

she skipped renting all together!

[@carlogambino3666]

I thought I heard wrong, and decided to check the comments in stead of going back!

[@Scottallen8909]

“I’m homeless” and “I Just Want To Go Home” are contradictory I think 🤔 !! Bless her heart she’s just throwing everything at the wall and hoping something she mumbles will be her ticket home 😊

[@melindabiggs7873]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Larry-rz4ed]

At least the dude remain calm and was being cooperative...

[@strangebrew1231]

That's usually how it goes. The man realizes the best thing to do is be quiet but women just can't control themselves

[@andystagger2906]

You never need to cooperate with the cops ! It’s a bad idea to even talk to one!

[@Larry-rz4ed]

@@andystagger2906 if you're a criminal it's a bad idea, if you're a good citizen and have nothing to hide and have not committed a crime,you have no reason to worry about it, basically what you're saying is you're a criminal thanks for letting us all know, yeah I would agree with you though if you've committed a crime it's probably a bad idea to talk to the cops thanks for the info Andy 😉🤔

[@Larry-rz4ed]

@@andystagger2906 I've never been in that kind of situation anyway, you want to know why Andy? Because I don't break the f****** law,🙄🙄🙄🙄

[@andystagger2906]

@@Larry-rz4ed I’m a college graduate and have no record!😳 I’m a 56 year old radiologic Technologist/Ultrasound Technologist you idiot! I just happen to hate cops! I worked the Ryder Trauma center for 25 plus years and have seen them beating on handcuffed prisoners… they are cowards and corrupt criminals! Learn the laws and your rights… and stfu ! You should stick your tongue up your culo! Keep backing the blue line gang and licking boots!

[@m.c.5459]

He actually looks like a nice boy. Get clean. Save your life.

[@undefinedd1147]

Such a gentleman, having his girlfriend hold the drugs so she goes to jail instead of him.

[@user-rz7vy7bh4i]

@@undefinedd1147 nah if it was planned it would’ve been in her snatch

[@user-zn8kd5bx5u]

@@undefinedd1147 --why would HE hold HER drugs---Ms Malehater?

[@VENENOSEASON]

This lady is beyond stupid

[@thepowerofmyth]

Her drugs? U mean their drugs​@@user-zn8kd5bx5u

[@timbush4968]

PTSD for her = Previously Took Super Drugs.

[@negIect]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@Prometheus-Staple]

Part Time Sunken Druggie

[@kimberlymonsini2604]

Love this!

[@Prometheus-Staple]

Professionally Trained Super Druggie

[@revahills7476]

🤣🤣 that's funny, loved it 🤣

[@ilijiamin9053]

Well, she isn't doing drugs. By the looks of it, it's the drugs that are doing her.

[@millipedic]

She is in sad shape. Not likely to get any better. Don't do drugs, kids.

[@JoeGarrity]

@@millipedicYes kids , no drugs, drugs make it really hard to think up good excuses and then you end up helping the investigation.

[@ionaadventure]

She looks very methy.

[@Linda-oc2zh]

right on point

[@notreallyafamousartist695]

The drugs weren’t the only thing doing her🤣

[@snarkmark]

"Do you have a warrant?" "NO, I have TRAUMA!" 🤣🤣

[@Scorpiocatmeow644]

Right lmao like ma’am we all do 😂

[@feebleskates9913]

the 50 year old emo was the most reasonable dude ever. Tried to help her but she's just not listening to anyone.

[@Chamb3rMaid]

She is the most suspicious person on the planet.

[@JoeGarrity]

I would have been real cautious of weapons in the beginning hiding purse under blanket .

[@JoeGarrity]

I don't know about that , I don't think she's on this planet , at 13:40 she said she hasn't been in the world.

[@SummerRaeFL]

My favorite part, “Justin, why is he doing this to me?” 😂

[@JoeGarrity]

@@SummerRaeFL My favorite part is having your reply between my reply's. Just kidding with ya , I'm in Florida too. lol

[@Roddysue]

Lol we don't live on a planet

[@MagentaBell]

"Why'd you call more cops?" "Because you're actin' like a squirrel!" 😆😂🤣 BEST ANSWER EVER!

[@mixedmartialnutrition1746]

AHAHAHAH holy shit

[@jwaseman8487]

@@User_92020 not if they have rabies, or smoked meth lol. I woukd say she is nuttier than squirrel shit myself.

[@josmclove4426]

🤣🤣🤣

[@aubreyhumphrey9570]

😂😂😂

[@Hannadayflo]

Some cops are just so loveable 😊😅

[@cc11studio]

'i'm just a girl" - My favorite line by far.

[@shirleyjackson3893]

So tired of hearing that. No special treatment for being a female, and yes I am a female

[@luqmankiani]

She's just a girl, standing in front of a boy 😂

[@KrazeeClark]

She is the biggest “No Doubt” fan that ever lived. 🎼

[@denniscarterjr3960]

I felt bad for the dude because he was totally chill. All she had to do was shut up and show her ID. I bet in his head he was thinking, " god, just shut up."

[@chicorodriguez3964]

She couldn't have been more obvious that she had something to hide

[@myrtlebeachcopwatch8051]

Right she was acting very suspicious

[@disseminationnetwork]

True, covering your purse with a picnic blanket is definitely a red flag!

[@justbewilling8344]

As soon as she told her bf, that she was carrying everything and everything was in her purses but one of the purses wasn't hers kinda gave it away, lol

[@Hannadayflo]

She was holding onto that bag for dear life 😂

[@MrWolfpaw66]

All she needed to do was shut up. The guy has gotta be cringing while she just admits things unnecessarily and escalates the situation. Then she starts throwing him under the bus.

[@tanthony298]

That hurt to watch she just didnt get it

[@user-pi6ws8ws5m]

Peaple remember the Cops are not your friends , Watch what you say it will be held against You in a Court of Law , The woman is her own worst enemy .

[@Like_Ike]

She had me screaming SHUT UP!!! Like she was just singing.

[@givemefreedom2359]

Sadly, it is a female thing. Males can certainly experience it as well but it is a normal state for a female…to over-explain, blabbering on and on, spit twelve excuses in 30 seconds (or 30 excuses in 12 seconds even!), and have her mouth move faster than her brain can. Just to be clear, I am a woman. Qualified to make those statements. Us females are nothing if not talkative. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@RJ1999x]

He just wanted to get a piece, and now he's thinking it's just not worth this

[@TimmyLongfellow]

I am so sick of people using mental health as a excuse to break laws. I have ptsd and bi polar I have both under check because I get the help that is necessary for both and I do not break laws.

[@rockgsxr]

you mean we tax payers buy your drugs from the approved govt dealer

[@ohemdoublegee]

Thank you for paying for my medication so i can be my best self ​@@rockgsxr

[@hellokitty3955]

@@rockgsxrthey pay taxes too. everyone pays taxes .

[@BakedBrain7100]

@@rockgsxrthe fuck are you trying to say? Do you think people with mental health issues don’t have insurance to cover their medications? Lmao

[@BakedBrain7100]

Mental health is an excuse to break the law in a weird way, if you think about it..mentally well people don’t do hard drugs…

[@PastyPineapple]

How is she homeless but she's got a mortgage??? Is she paying on a invisible house😂😂??

[@cartercolson7975]

drugs make people a tad bit dumber

[@audioholic850]

The homless morgage is actually really affordable.

[@skeefe1816]

Indeed, the most affordable. Anyone can get one too.

[@robbinswalk7044]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brandonhill4197]

When you don't live in the house, your utilities are next to nothing

[@glittergunznglory1484]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bheasy1]

Not in joe burdens economy 😢

[@cruisinguy6024]

Definitely not suspicious when a cop walks up and you immediately start begging not to be taken to jail. Very normal behavior.

[@jamiepruitt7993]

Come on now, that's not the first thing you say to a cop?😂 I do every single time a cop comes up to talk to me!!😅 I say PLEASE don't take me to jail instead of hey."" How are you doing?"

[@deathpunch23]

To be fair, it does seem like she has an issue thinking straight to where even if she wasn't doing anything wrong she might respond in the same nervous way. Unfortunately she's also making bad decisions on top of it. Or also maybe it's just drugs lol.

[@thedevilsadvocate5210]

It is the park ranger playing super cop

[@AnthonyMonaghan]

What a sad and sorry lady...I really hope she finds a way to get her life together. She seems harmless and completely lost. Everybody deserves to get help when their lives spin out of control, no matter the reason. Good luck out there.

[@UnsettledSoldier]

What a sympathetic comment. Rare to see

[@d.godummyy]

I agree with everything except she seems harmless. False accusations especially from a woman are the polar opposite of harmless.

[@xfxcksxapsx431]

@@d.godummyywomp wompppp

[@d.godummyy]

@@xfxcksxapsx431 why are you making the sound effect that played when you were born? 😂

[@rrai1999]

Harmless? She literally accused her bf of drugging her just to try and weasel out of seeming like she was on drugs?

[@chelseagoring7200]

I’ve done many drug picnics and they never ended like this

[@lucasalling420]

"does that mean we have to call the cops then?!?!?!" "i am the cops" cracks me up 😂

[@melindabiggs7873]

😂😂😂😂

[@baseball3106]

Shut up bitch… In 600 years when historians looks back on policing in America, I garuntee it will not be a good thing….

[@KimmyyCocoa]

Ikr how fkn dumb can you be 😂😂

[@revahills7476]

🤣🤣🤣👍👍

[@Xxxttjw999]

Time stamp?

[@maxdemers]

the saddest thing is she probably 28 but look 58

[@revahills7476]

Yep that's part of using meth. You age faster than normal.

[@skellbo]

Yeah she looks rough. The saddest thing to me though is that she supposedly has children. Poor kids. They have a rough life ahead of them.

[@crystaldenee765]

@@skellboI can almost guarantee she doesn’t have custody of all or any of them

[@jamie.777]

My guess is 31

[@broth3rthree]

She’s probably 21

[@real100talk5]

I'm glad I chose a job that doesn't require me to go around and ruin peoples lives for chilling out in the woods.

[@chrismartin3125]

"They're not used, but some of them are" 😂😂

[@chrisjenkins203]

It’s so unreal that someone in possession of narcotics can’t even play the basic game of staying cool. It was a perfect example of self snitching.

[@trondeaf]

Nah this was going to happen either way. Maybe if they said they was fucking to get him to laugh, but this is how police act even if they were regular people they look at civilians as suspects regardless

[@johnnylego807]

@@trondeafwhile I agree. This cop was cool. They didn’t charge the Emo dude. He remained calm. Didn’t freak out. Didn’t self snitch. Cop gave him a break. In majority of circumstances I’d agree. But this cop was so layed back. Let’s be real. The woman just couldn’t stop talking, and admitting to things she shouldn’t have.

[@davidhitchen5369]

She should have shut up and let the guy do the talking. Everything about her just screamed "I'm holding".

[@hannahjohnson9130]

The second “you probably got drugs” got out of the cop’s mouth, dude crossed his arms across his chest lol. So transparent.

[@mikaelhreinsson8516]

10:11 "But, does that mean you have to call the cops.....?" "I AM the cops!" 🤦‍♂️ I can't even😂😂

[@skipper523]

Omg….If she woulda been cool, none of it woulda happened. What a dummy!

[@johnsmith6368]

The cop still would of done the same thing

[@keemarie1]

It might’ve not happened this way, but it would’ve still happened. You can look at her and tell she’s on meth and shooting up. The swollen red hands is a dead giveaway considering her overall look. She barely has any circulation left in her arms. That’s why her hands are so swollen. I’ve seen so many people like this while working in doctor’s offices. It’s really sad cause it will take years and years for her body to even begin trying to repair itself!

[@Bastikovski99]

The cop was a prick. He was looking to arrest someone

[@BeardedRealm]

​@Bastikovski99 id want to arrest that meth scarecrow idiot too she aint doing nothing just a p.o.s. in society

[@Jake_Sully445]

@@Bastikovski99he was not. He let the boyfriend go with a warning. Same would have happened to the girl if she wasn’t scrambling around like a chicken with its head cut off.

[@tammytroutman734]

What a train wreck from the start, can you act more guilty?

[@skankhunt3624]

She could have thrown on a red hat.

[@tammytroutman734]

@@skankhunt3624 you are an idiot & I’ll bet she’s a biden supporter, not my fault, blame everyone else

[@Scythe_Voltage]

@@skankhunt3624what does trump have to do with it 😂 this is more of a Hunter Biden situation than anything

[@skankhunt3624]

@@Scythe_Voltage my statement makes more sense based on the original comment.

[@Duckster8769]

@@skankhunt3624No it makes very little sense? How to tell us you have TDS without telling us you have TDS?

[@MOJoBEATS26]

“You're acting like a squirrel"😂

[@maitime8712]

"I feel exposed...being walked up on in an intimate moment." OUTSIDE IN A PUBLIC SPOT

[@Nookoni8724]

*OFFICER* : " *I'M MARRIED, I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD* "

[@brian6105]

Second that lol

[@jimorleans4694]

lol 🤣

[@elguapo90]

Well she was implying she had an adult toy or something in her purse

[@Nookoni8724]

@@elguapo90 *OFFICER* : " *I'M MARRIED, I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD* " He said what he said.

[@brocknilson1425]

Basically calling his wife a freak in the bedroom.🤣

[@HappyDesert-gn2ch]

She looked old enough to be his mother 😖

[@ElSantoLuchador]

When you're living on the street beggars can't be choosers.

[@horsetarget123]

Meth does that

[@SunRabbit]

@@ElSantoLuchador She's a hobosexual.

[@bass_and_bass3323]

Sad part is She's probably younger than him.

[@NateBrema]

@@bass_and_bass3323

[@cornchiphero]

“I have agoraphobia!” She yells when being caught out in the woods on a blanket 😂. This women knows a lot of ailments but the definitions escape her.

[@Zarathustra-rj4yz]

That woman is absurd

[@wscomplexity6045]

Don’t meth with drugs

[@user-oh3lx9xf9p]

When it comes to Ice, I don't meth around

[@Nookoni8724]

​@@user-oh3lx9xf9p *Hey, we don't need to make fun of her. It's just one of her METHods.*

[@Nookoni8724]

Hey, we don't need to make fun her. It's just one of her METHods.

[@stevevandyke2743]

Thats Gold! I'm in Australia, do you mind if I use that?

[@Nookoni8724]

We don't need to make fun of her, it's just one of her METHods.

[@daverindone655]

I have Bipolar, too. But I also have 2 jobs, a wife, grandkids and live sober for over 27 years.

[@YearRoundEggnogNogger]

Good for you! But try to remember not everyone has it together at all times in their life.

[@grangrampa832]

Good for you I have bipolar 1 retired RN have 3 children 6 grandchildren and 1grea. T grandchild and not a drug abuser I’m proud of you cause I know it’s difficult

[@user-si4op5us2m]

Sweet Mother of God this is amazing to hear!! Fantastic work sir!!! 😇😇😇

[@sunflowing]

You're the lucky one. Nice to see you out there. Godspeed.

[@juststop022]

Happy for you

[@ianmurray4081]

I wonder if her animal spirit is a flying squirrel 🐿️?

[@buildTheWALLNOW]

More like an annoying small dog [ insert any], that loves to bark non stop at anything that moves.

[@LovePrettyNailsLady-Jay80]

"I'm holding all of our purse. This isn't even my purse" What a freaking heatbag.

[@daveporter9222]

The female has no idea of What the meaning of “maintain just be cool” is. ☮️🇺🇸

[@chloeew4627]

Drug fugged paranoid is what she is .😊

[@Sedonawhite]

"Cuz youre acting like a squirrel"

[@EricNTimmy]

I lost it lmao 🤣

[@ascendantindigo271]

PTSD, BI-Polar, ADHD, OCD, Delusions and Paranoia. Meth Side Effects ?

[@Nixlovescoffee]

Yup. I was waiting for the full blown superpower rage to come next.

[@GrumpyGenXGramps]

Just another Florida day! Born, raised and after 48 years FINALLY got out of there!! Florida! The land of fruit and nuts!

[@leahsyl81]

This isn’t PTSD, or bipolar or anything else she’s trying to explain her behaviour. It’s meth abuse. Period. Stop shooting meth and see how many of your “disorders” disappear

[@susaneads1590]

Pleeeaaasse!

[@susaneads1590]

Needles, they're not used, but some of them are.....Lord Jesus!!

[@susaneads1590]

She's Nutz

[@sunflowing]

Well she started doing meth for a reason so definitely not gonna fix her problems.

[@Tinylittledansonman]

Yeah but why pay police over 100k a year just to harass the homeless and drug addicts lol. Its a complete waste of money on a "War on Drugs" scam we've all been sold to up our taxes indefinitely. Not only has prohibition never worked, but it actually just makes the issue of drug use worse and more dangerous. Beyond that you cant call yourself a free country if people cant even choose what they put in their own bodies. Its time to end this totalitarian culture war.

[@sophomonicoatmeal5296]

When being up for 5 days in a row backfires...

[@bodyzoasispersonaltraining9186]

Shadow people start showing up 3 days in

[@BeardedRealm]

No wonder methra gave godzilla such a hard time

[@bouncer26]

People with PTSD don't announce it multiple times when they are in trouble, sounds like someone is using their "PTSD" as a scapegoat, which actually suffering PTSD people, such as myself whom is a combat veteran don't announce it to try to condone our actions. PTSD actions are still not acceptable. Wow, posted the first half of this comment before watching the rest, she literally tried to go the the list of all psyciatric mental problems to not get in troubles, i think she is a manipulative narcissist.

[@CR4SH808]

see two people enjoying their day not bothering a soul. OH YEAH THERES DRUGS! like what?

[@selftaughtinfection]

I mean hes right… look at this girl she obviously on something

[@somecalvinist6875]

A Sinaloa Cartel member, walking migrants across the boarder with a chain around their necks, rattling maracas, and heel clicking to discharging revolvers would be less suspicious than these two.

[@reneehouser2925]

😂🤣😆

[@IllicitMediaproductions]

So we’ll put 😂😂😂😂

[@kell2229]

💀💀💀💀

[@Papajohnpaul2ndPaulthe2n-rk9xu]

Immigrate have just as much if not more rights than you hater. They deserve free healthcare and our tax payer funding to house them! MAGA

[@therookie5714]

Dude what ☠️

[@internetchamp1482]

She has a massive victim complex.

[@CasTro-ex6zi]

She's high af bro 😂😂😂

[@BeardedRealm]

Crystal Methington

[@chrrycola2717]

As most white women do

[@Hannadayflo]

Can you just imagine spending even 1 day with her?!!😢

[@buildTheWALLNOW]

Her name is Crystal and last name Meth.

[@robotjones1969]

"I have PTSD" she says while showing no signs of a flashback or panic attack

[@josephkasprzyk4758]

All kids watching she’s only 20 and looks that way!!!

[@KeithRingo]

That's some Benjamin Button shit lol

[@thedevilsadvocate5210]

She's homeless but says she has a mortgage. Didn't arrest me

[@musclebobbuffpants222]

no way she’s 20. she literally says “those belong to my teenage son” at 13:31.

[@jesscobb2279]

"We're homeless. I have PTSD, I have a mortgage, my Sim card is broken, I don't know how technology works, is my picture going to be in the paper"?

[@Hunterbunter69]

😂😢

[@rnsummers4507]

Sounds like Joliet Jake when he was pleading with his girlfriend in the tunnel not to shoot him.

[@CravinMorehead420]

What.. you've never had a sussy picnic before?

[@jay-dubdubb2292]

Was that a typo? 🐈🎉

[@ryankueter8396]

@Tank_Hillit was obviously a typo. He meant pussy like 🐈

[@SWEGTA]

Kinda cool to see someone sporting a Birthday Massacre t-shirt. Great synth goth rock band.

[@snarkmark]

Dude milling about in the background, putting away things in the car, hands in his pockets, having a cigarette. It clearly has advantages not acting like a squirrel 😏

[@SamR-uv5bl]

Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious!

[@litmansolit5451]

😂😂😂

[@littledebbie8107]

😂

[@user-yb4xn6or4k]

I can hear Jean-Raphio and Mona-Lisa...

[@codeman3564]

Lol

[@timthompson8297]

She’s a mess.

[@jay-dubdubb2292]

She's a Meth!! 😮🎉

[@LoveWins]

In the beginning, "we are homeless and just want a place to chill" Handcuffs come out: "I just want to go home where I feel safe" 🤔

[@Xxxttjw999]

lmao n she also said she has a mortgage 😭🙏

[@Slipknotcutiex]

in da streets !!!

[@Sedonawhite]

"Make sure your lies good" 😅 these officers are comedic gold

[@glorybelieve9010]

I DEFINITELY Missed Something 🤨⁉️

[@lauraa.e.5008]

What a great mom telling the officer what's in her purse is her son's. Maybe, her "confused state" comes from HER DRUGS! Addicts spend so much time lying and trying to convince everyone their not using. I don't think they remember a life before addiction. It's got to be a horrible way to live.

[@JeffAmish]

You sound like an idiot really...not all addicts are the same homie...just like not every person not the same

[@derekroe9329]

What's horrifying is that they lose the memories of life before addiction slowly, by increments until they become someone with no past, no future, only the present. And it is present filled with utter desperation without room for anything else.

[@drevil3606]

wrong they can remember before but they want to forget what a total shitstate there life s become very sad so get smashed over and over while totally not enjoying it either believe me I know

[@Hannadayflo]

Her son's piercing stuff - it was the only reply she gave that sounded like truth.

[@P2k23P]

The mouthy diswasher strikes again! 😂

[@jamiek.7149]

I thought she was his mother. She has a mortgage but they are homeless?? She's a mess.

[@BMariee]

She made everything so obvious.. omg she won’t stop talking I would hate to be jammed up with her

[@bryanm6245]

How can you be Homeless with a Mortgage?

[@SnowPiercer1975]

Must be an expensive tent to have a mortgage 😂

[@probie56]

Biden’s America

[@SnowPiercer1975]

@@probie56 Yeah, sure. Because homelessness was never a problem until Biden 🤦

[@SnowPiercer1975]

@Tank_Hill Maybe search up the definition of "sarcasm" and get back to me 😉😂

[@MagentaBell]

@@SnowPiercer1975I know, right? You'd think there had been some horrible disaster like a global pandemic that wrecked everything, especially the economy, cost of living, etc. That Biden must know some powerful black magic to single-handedly cause a record spike in homelessness!

[@countrygirl1128]

That guy needs to get as far away from her that he can get.

[@yvferguson7257]

"Make sure your lies good" 😂😂😂

[@justelizabeth198]

I always wanted to have a sus picnic in some random woods on a flying carpet. Maybe one day.

[@kell2229]

Benny Mardones song into the night will

[@shannon_w.]

Well we all have to have goals in life 😉

[@OMBP20]

All you need is a "DIRTY Jose" to accompany you on that picnic.

[@bobbyworrest8183]

holy shit, that would've been so easy to get out of. she could've just kept her mouth shut and acted friendly and left.

[@Gpavv]

Unfortunately she just couldn’t stop mething around

[@indirastone7382]

It’s all the rage!

[@Hannadayflo]

Anyone else would have just pretended they were being "romantic" lifted their stuff and left - that could account for embarrassing 😊

[@oregon32nursenurse43]

She’s confused why she can’t trespass on property that she’s entitled to.

[@user-uu9yj5tt4v]

IT'S PUBLIC LAND

[@tylerkay825]

Your confused about what trespass and public land mean.

[@meecamichelle3428]

"This isnt even my purse,im just kinda holding it" lmfao

[@iamrrspike7132]

Good GAWD! She’s a mess! She’s a great example of making oneself a victim and the resulting mental state that she’s created for herself.

[@kimlarge4077]

Sounds like a Liberal

[@sandrabowne5407]

Do we have to call the cops -- I am the cops 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mixedmartialnutrition1746]

do we have to call the mushroom cops?

[@mandylynnhoff]

"Because...you're acting like a squirrel" 😂 🐿️ 😆 That cop was SOOOOO chill!!! Her trying to throw her guy under the bus was both hilarious and pathetic! He was also being super chill...ALL she had to do was shut up for like a minute 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@bige8496]

That cop just ruined there day

[@jennydiver100]

We need to be able to have our public spaces back.

[@skankhunt3624]

I know, pesky law enforcement right?🤷‍♂️

[@spencerhughes2255]

They were approached because they were blocking a gate and a road with their vehicles.

[@givemefreedom2359]

Unfortunately the way things are going, pretty soon all the state land will be closed to Americans as well so they can hand it over to the illegals, and putting their new 5 bedroom, 6 bath homes on…at our expense of course, nothing but the best for those new Democrat voters. No more access for you! No public ANYTHING your tax dollars have been paying for your whole life! How DARE you be so selfish!

[@ec8667]

@@spencerhughes2255there shouldnt be a gate to nature

[@BellaIsMyBaby]

She wasnt even in trouble but bc she panicked, he started asking & she started singing. No legit reasonable suspicion for drugs so she really shoulda zipped if she wanted to avoid general suspisicon. People are dumb.

[@elbolillo2703]

This is the person you do not want to hang out with

[@LadyRotterdam]

"I'm homeless!" "I just wanna go home!"

[@Ty-bz7zx]

I got this...we got that... I'm this & that & those..... I'm everything but intelligent & decent. God Bless our LEOs for dealing with this lunacy and degeneracy on a daily basis.

[@randyduncan4004]

She looks like she’s 60.

[@michellealexander7106]

Probably really 28…

[@kingjoseph5901]

She isnt??

[@Hannadayflo]

Born 1983

[@HowardDaniels-uw8tj]

She's got agoraphobia but is out in the woods 😂

[@HowardDaniels-uw8tj]

@Tank_Hill you can feel pretty helpless in the woods. But just for my interest it sounds like you got that definition from Wikipedia or some such source. I use the DSM for my diagnostic information.

[@purplefeather69]

Agoraphobia often results in having a hard time feeling safe in any public place, especially where crowds gather and in locations that are not familiar. You may feel that you need a companion, such as a family member or friend, to go with you to public places. The fear can be so overwhelming that you may feel you can't leave your home. She could of felt safe with her boo going into the woods. It would depend on how advanced her condition is IF she truly has it. H3ll I thought it was a fear of going outside until I looked it up.

[@tiendaphillips8738]

I have agoraphobia and it's fear of PUBLIC PLACES. Not the woods. Like walmart, restaurants, state fairs, etc. Mines being around a huge group of people. I've had it since I was little. It's gotten worse with age unfortunately.

[@HowardDaniels-uw8tj]

@tiendaphillips8738 it's also a fear of open places

[@user-rz7vy7bh4i]

@@HowardDaniels-uw8tj I hope you feel like you won the pissing contest

[@Topmotion8]

“I’m in a confused state” what isn’t wrong?🤣

[@bellaella2960]

She went from PTSD to agoraphobia... Dr WebMD over here

[@nameisprivate5429]

My god. Had she just chilled out….and then to blame him. Smh.

[@DavidVanHelden1]

If they were really trying to get in touch with nature they would have been on mushrooms not heroin...😅

[@therookie5714]

Fr

[@filmsta5sixtoosie]

Meth

[@tuckedup]

🤣

[@russellmanweller6694]

"I'm not worried about paraphernalia. I'm not going to take you to jail. Where's the paraphernalia?" "Your going to jail."

[@chocolatesmyjam8480]

“You’re not gonna call the cops are you?”😰 “I am the cops.”😐 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tt14life90]

Not my purse. Just holding it. Yeah ok.

[@stevelight2061]

Slash!What happened?😞

[@coastalheights3574]

Comment of the day lmao

[@filmsta5sixtoosie]

Slash??? Bro that's insulting... that don't even look like slash

[@GrayTimeLord]

That is literally the chilliest cop I've ever seen. I used to be an addict. Meth and Heroin. I've been where she's been. But she still has no excuse for acting that way. she did all of that to herself.

[@barbieindel]

Oh wow!!!… You two are so funny. - The weather sure doesn’t keep you from going shopping. lol 🤣🤣💕

[@theroxygirl731]

😂"This isn't egen my purse, I'm just holding it". 😂😂😂 Might be the stupidest excuse/lie I've ever heard.

[@69zenos1]

Her pimp handled it like a champ...

[@briannatarelli430]

ha ha.

[@fabianbird4584]

He just all chilled out

[@therookie5714]

💀

[@Big_Z14]

Cool of him to give the dude a warning even though he had justification for a search, that's the result of not freaking out and making everything worse.

[@sbail1053]

Ignorance of the law is no excuse. Legally speaking.

[@jdjackson7317]

If you are this fragile in the world you should not be outside ever.

[@givemefreedom2359]

Dang if that were the standard, half the country would never leave the house! 😬 But…then again 🤔 that COULD be a good thing! 😃