Police officer gets dumped

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[@danieljohnson5595]

"I serve and protect the city of New York" lol calm down Serpico

[@josheldridge8546]

"slow your roll, wojohowitz, the 12st street precinct ain't burning down."

[@JB-sv5pr]

@@josheldridge8546lmfao w

[@Angels510]

That has to be ironic a little bit right? I refuse to believe the townies in blue actually say that when people ask

[@mjoflaherty126]

​@@josheldridge8546 12st

[@OptimusPrimeribs]

@@Angels510 he was trying to avoid saying he's a cop.

[@jimmy87587]

Stav defunded this man's ego 💀

[@petewajda3083]

Yoooo 😂

[@dooshnukem32]

💀😆

[@Witerally_Me]

No he abolished his ego. There was nothing left

[@alextotheroh8071]

Best YT comment I've seen in a while. You sir are a scholar.

[@renebarger3667]

And, if I might add, a scholar.

[@TehConqueror]

and we say cops arent brave.... Imagine going to this show and and with your whole chest saying "i serve and protect the city of New York" He's lucky Stav didn't catch that.

[@komrademoses]

Stav would have shredded him if he heard that lmfao

[@willytingles]

Don't mistake stupidity for bravery 😂

[@SamahLama]

You guys sound like Redditors lmao

[@fknutz4400]

@@SamahLama quit crying pussy

[@jamesmccomb9525]

​@@SamahLamaNah you're outta touch. Not everything you don't agree with is a Reddit moment.

[@jakealoidrag7670]

"Do me a favour, don't respond to shop lifting calls in minority neighbours anytime soon" is insane 🤣

[@daddio89]

uh isn't the cop black?

[@ShihTzuPosting]

@@daddio89yes. Plenty of police brutality is performed by all races of cops so it makes sense regardless.

[@TheJimbles]

​@@daddio89he probably couldn't see him with the stage lights. Joke still lands though .. 😊

[@FrenchCanadianGuy]

​@@daddio89so racist of you to ask that

[@brentoncarter4275]

​@@daddio89and? You stupid?

[@komrademoses]

That woman nearly joined the 40%. Good decision on her part lmao

[@dvnmnd5020]

I like when stavvy acts like he FUCKIN😂😂

[@StrayGod10]

40% lmao if you know you know.

[@erenbecomesdovecrying6016]

40% that can be proven. Probably way higher than that.

[@robbiewilson214]

40% reported lol

[@kingofgrim4761]

@@robbiewilson214coulda swore it was 80% reported, 40% proven 👀

[@tiredluke129]

Stavvy obviously enjoys a roasted ham

[@Scroteydada]

Well obviously but also yeah

[@karatechap555]

been a year since stavvy's weight loss journey and he's only gained more weight, gotta love him

[@hybridtechowns]

It's the most complicated bit of our time we're just not gay enough to understand yet

[@fupaface3321]

Don’t stop believing ….

[@DonkeyPunch96]

He's on year 30 of his weight loss journey

[@gavriloprincip6892]

He’s the 20 thousand step bastard

[@eyeknow8009]

you gotta dream to imagine...

[@DaveDexterMusic]

he really felt he was going to get a crowd reaction by saying "I serve and protect the city of new york"

[@H3LLFYRE]

Nah he was trying to avoid one, if he said just “cop” THEN he’d get a crowd reaction

[@ideasandtrucking]

He was afraid to say he’s a cop

[@lemondrop7305]

@@H3LLFYREboth could be true actually lol and the guy ended up say both things

[@funfromabove9728]

"watch your tone, it wasn't me that broke up with you" Goddamn if that wasn't a "Shuddup, little man"

[@yoshi135791]

stav said acab

[@Ball_drips]

New York's "Swine"est

[@Biotoze]

Saying I serve and protect with your whole chest is some silly shit lol.

[@Stile4aly]

All Cops Are Busted on by Stavvy

[@Deeplycloseted435]

I know a breakup feels like a big deal when you’re 21, but….it’s not, at all.

[@Standoutxxz]

I mean it's a good indicator at how other relationships will be

[@edgar_leon1790]

Im 25 been with my lady 12 years now we got a beautiful 1 year baby girl and just moved into our own place. Realest person I've ever met id die for this woman I know %10000 she will too.

[@Legir24]

yeah, there's still a lifetime of failure ahead

[@RndmAnvgr777]

​@@StandoutxxzNot in isn't. It may feel like it is but most people aren't anywhere near emotionally mature at that age. Now, if you let that breakup define you and how you treat your partners going forward then that's a different story.

[@SamahLama]

@@edgar_leon1790lucky you

[@btf1287]

damn that dude actually thinks he is batman

[@WaffleRofl]

Hes 21, most people are cringy dipshits at that age

[@lunasauro2272]

More like commissioner Gordon

[@GoldJerryGold]

@@lunasauro2272more like cum-eat-ssioner Gordon

[@BlueBeetle1939]

In the 1981 case Warren v. District of Columbia, the D.C. Court of Appeals held that police have a general "public duty," but that "no specific legal duty exists" unless there is a special relationship between an officer and an individual, such as a person in custody.

[@OptimusPrimeribs]

meaning they don't have to protect and serve individuals right?

[@BlueBeetle1939]

@@OptimusPrimeribs correct

[@BlueBeetle1939]

"I serve and protect the property owners of the city of new york"

[@xvvxvvxvvx]

Alright calm down Marx

[@uhurus2]

ACAB

[@Jkjoannaki]

​@@xvvxvvxvvx literally a fact. Theyre not forced to serve and protect, they just can. Its a weird coincidence they only protect the rich

[@davidaugustofc2574]

What I like about Stav is that he's making new content, most comedians I like just repost stuff

[@Darkstriker133713]

It's all the same crowd work garbage. He'll ask the same 4 questions to the audience to fish for a good story. I mean asking people "anyone got pegged or been with a squirter" is not a good comic.

[@Unknown_source44]

@@Darkstriker133713hush. It’s cuz his foot was broken and he had a fight with his dad. Give him time…

[@komrademoses]

​​​@@Darkstriker133713The reason comedians almost exclusively post crowd work is because they use/refine a ton of the same jokes on tour and don't want to spoil them for their audiences. Every comedian does it. This stuff is variety content to advertise their shows

[@kingofgrim4761]

@@Darkstriker133713he’s still the best at crowd work in the business by the looks of it. But as the person above stated, why post all your best jokes online when you know they’ll be apart of future shows? Why not show something unique thatll pull people in, saving your good stuff for the ones who pay.

[@pbplauralfilms]

Stav doesn't bother with bits. Just crowdwork and a wicked laugh and poor vascular health

[@reverendgaddy2435]

Stav has the MOST infectious laughter of anyone I've ever heard!

[@OptimusPrimeribs]

damn, this was the most brutal roast I've seen of an audience person from Stav

[@titoslounge1946]

It’s up there with 27 year old poly sci major

[@standardbrah]

@@titoslounge1946 that one was bad too, making me rethink a masters degree lol

[@himothyforever8743]

Probably cause the dudes a cop in America.

[@J13alls]

its pretty special to be able to roast like that and toe the line of not being overly mean all unscripted.

[@fknutz4400]

It's so awesome how all cops talk like they cant read. Where do they make those animals

[@davesprivatelounge]

what they do is to make sure they dont hire beyond a certain IQ. Not even joking.

[@wingdingdmetrius8025]

LA sheriff hiring prefers to see experience beating people's ass in a corrections facility

[@Jkizzle4996]

4th grade softball games where their dad gets in a fight after too many bud lights

[@Dipslow]

Great vid Stav, also I’m gay.

[@lamontspeller5483]

Great Stav clip AND your gay!?... What a day

[@xl332]

No one cares if you push dookie aight

[@komrademoses]

I'm gay too

[@skycryztals]

Thank you for your gay service.

[@RndmAnvgr777]

A fellow gay gentleman I see. I sir, am gay as well.

[@MommyMilkk]

He’s just wearing picnic tables at this point 😂😂😂

[@sananton2821]

the word you're looking for is tablecloth

[@blackphoenixfamily8477]

Not sure what's more troubling....the fact you didn't hit edit after reading it back once posted, or that X # of chucklefucks jumped along for the ride.

[@IanMaxx]

that YEAAAHH was so heartfelt

[@GreatFlamingEyebrows_]

Instant entry to the stav hall of fame.

[@marcusmartinez2515]

Bruuuu lmao go to therapy for everyone

[@FreeRadicalX]

The ideal Stav roasting candidate just leapt right into his lap holy shit

[@gimblesfan4lyfe]

His crowdwork participants are so perfect I wonder if they’re plants sometimes lmao

[@tylerpeterson1280]

What's this, Stavvy enjoying a pig roast?

[@MD-pz3cn]

I bet you have a great relationship with your parents, and your mental health is 100%. Loser mentality.

[@WakeY97]

Dont know how i came across this channel, but youre my new fave comedian

[@dopeboi13yearsago9]

that scream was so funny with the context afterwards 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@takethechalk]

Stavvy legit funny as fuck lmao

[@justaaron8519]

NEW STAV CONTENT RAAAAAAA

[@PinkMonkeyBird]

Nothing I love more than old sexless dudes who never got any as a teen getting mad at young guys who had high-school sweethearts 😂 it's so funny and jaded

[@markfrancis4250]

This was killer! 😂

[@maxamaxa194]

Lmao stavvy absolutely savage

[@HigherEducationAwakening]

This man is a national treasure 🪙

[@Nope99856]

Stav definitely got pulled over for a "broken tail light" after this one.

[@thems_the_brakes]

the video title is hilarious

[@elpadre4202]

"God dam" ha ha ha ha

[@walliegrab9746]

I don't know why, but I find the way Stav slightly raises his left heel while standing kind of endearing

[@bdinh3130]

guy next to the kid getting roasted is a guy who drinks too much when the jets lose

[@justicehuntsman7778]

Stav ain’t going to like this, but he’s got a laugh so good it can only compare to Jimmy fallon

[@reid9584]

😂😂

[@doggodoggo3000]

lmfao that was brutal.

[@chompachangas]

Ahaha, we were at this show!

[@LefteyeL]

Love the content stav, still want to see you working out though !

[@zackmccurdy8144]

Go to therapy for everyone 😂

[@FloridaBikeVlogger]

best for her 100%.. yup pretty much every relationship

[@sidework1]

Jaded Cop Journey, chapter 1

[@anthonyjs8048]

This was an all timer

[@ezequiellopez4582]

Filet-O-Fish

[@user-bv7jc]

funny af

[@jackslagle2019]

Damn Stavros, you know if you’re some strange reason everyone stops lying all of a sudden I think you could do a speed therapy business

[@tylergarcia6799]

"I serve and protect the city of New York" Paul Blart Mall cop. Kinda doubt dude was a "police officer".

[@realtalk2046]

Well that made some things clear😅

[@MrBuckstrickland]

Being a cop at 21 is fucking insane.

[@roobeebakes]

You look good in that outfit, Stav. I totally would, too.

[@williebsunshine]

Happy stav lost the weight

[@BWTylerWyckoff]

She got sick of the domestic violence and psychological trauma

[@JackHanington]

Was this in Red Bank?

[@JackHanington]

Haha damn I kept watching and Stav said "Red Bank" 😂 I was there

[@dsmith2568]

Damn my man Ron Jeremy looking rough

[@grantbuxton]

Ha

[@ankhor9252]

Stav.. get Gabriel Traveler on your show. Perfect marriage. You would love him. Gabriel Traveller.

[@cygnusx-3106]

Imagine being proud to be NYPD. Especially now days

[@tlbiebs4832]

Something something 40%

[@braveintheattempt]

This one is gold

[@grantbuxton]

Is he related the guy who smashed water melons

[@BlueBeetle1939]

Gallagher

[@VeteranVandal]

I sense the smell of bacon.

[@TheSkyline5467]

1:30 Uh Stavvy, he was pretty clear, maybe dig out some of that fucking earwax.

[@BEMEiTY]

Lamao

[@sillybirdy1994]

Stavvy's been on that ACAB shit since day one and I love him for it

[@SpaceForce635]

You are exactly why your community sucks.

Let’s goooooo

[@AlbertBormant]

All your fame and success comes from Nick Mullen

[@JosephZZ]

STAVY!!!! YUH CAN I GET FREE TICKETS BRO? WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT I CAN LIKE IDK FOLD YOUR LAUNDRY OR SOMETHING

[@tones7mca]

A 21 year old cop... with zero life experience, and a gun. Nothing to be concerned about at all. Obviously exactly who we need "serving and protecting".

[@Fangtorn]

The idea that you can be 21 and also a cop is very frightening to me.

[@gymrat96]

How late should they start? They need degrees in a lot of places lol

[@SamahLama]

lol the crowd sucks

[@Chris-kx5lp]

Acab fuck yeah

[@marcusmartinez2515]

First one

[@elonmadetwitterracist]

acab ❤

[@AkimboWiiMotes]

Imagine she died to some robbery gone wrong and that’s why he became a cop.

[@Riskofdisconnect]

12 seconds no views? Stavvy fell off

[@michaelhinatsu988]

Aftershocks felt round the world

[@jacobb4927]

Shut up

[@whansandceros]

Bro should def go to therapy. For his age and job stress that's a crazy loss in his life.

[@Achaemus]

Man... hope this guy is okay lol. Dude did nothing and got eviscerated. Normally i like when comedians rip into audience members because they usually do something to deserve it. But dude just responded to the call and response bit, got a bit silly with his "protect and serve" bit, and then got mercilessly ripped lol. Stav invented a scenario where he was a loser and she made the right call to leave, but for all we know, he was left for no reason in a horrific way, all we got was stav saying he deserved it. Ruthless

[@phish__food]

Fat fck was just projecting

[@kingofgrim4761]

Fair enough, but considering the odds, it was likely he’s on the right track. Dude would’ve said like she cheated or smth, not “she just left”

[@sancilice]

Google "40% of all cops" Glad she left!!!

[@MyHandsForWar]

>police officer >obese "comedian" who can only do crowd work and has max 5 years on the clock I know which one I'd rather be

[@mars7304]

The loser who exaggerates doing traffic stops as "protecting and serving", because he's insecure over a breakup? OK bud

[@kingofgrim4761]

Thanks for your service mister 🤖

[@nosequiters]

She's starting her life at 21 says you mr 35 and picking up Random chicks a bar, shouldn't you be someone's dad by now?

[@Stingerman100]

What tf did Stav do to you to act this hurt over a roast that wasn’t even meant towards you? It’s not serious bro.

[@fknutz4400]

Lol holy shit this guy is fuckin TOUCHED

[@mars7304]

I think this is the cop

[@willznuts]

Stavvy!!