the insistence on not leaving us on a gross story... youre the hero we need
@RebekkaJones10 ай бұрын
*The *you're
@spencera922910 ай бұрын
@@RebekkaJones my guy i literally work as a writing tutor for college students... i know how to write. this is the internet. grammar does not matter. get a life LOL
@IHAVEASON10 ай бұрын
@@spencera9229 Lmfao, it's wild this guy decided to correct your grammar, despite this being full on the internet.
@-MarbleHornetsFan-9 ай бұрын
@@IHAVEASON whether or not the “your” instead of “you’re” you used was on purpose, it cracked me up because that would epically just piss off @RebekkaJones even more lol
@cyborcat595310 ай бұрын
Gotta respect the prisoner that hadn't ran away.
@transsnack10 ай бұрын
Right?
@foremanhaste54649 ай бұрын
I figure it for 'They are just going to catch me again. Might as well not do this while they are mad.'
@richardcostello3608 ай бұрын
It was probably a remand (awaiting bail hearing) so doesn't want to screw his bail application
@epicraptor77710 ай бұрын
the prisonor that didnt flee when the cop left probably knew that escaping and then getting caught would make his sentance worse
@BrightWulph10 ай бұрын
That's what you call a smart prisoner
@richardcostello3608 ай бұрын
Probably a remand prisoner (not convicted and awaiting bail)
@philippak772610 ай бұрын
the dad blaming the officer for his own family not wearing seatbelts. Heartwrenching. They are there for a reason and even now…
@TheLoki728110 ай бұрын
instead of blaiming the adults that didnt make the children put seatbelts on he blames people with literally no agency about it at all.
@YuaFujiwara10 ай бұрын
The father most likely doesn't know they didn't wear seat belts
@philippak772610 ай бұрын
an entire family not wearing seatbelts isn't something that just happens. it becomes an ingrained habit.
@alexsyn25319 ай бұрын
@@philippak7726will never understand this. It literally takes 1 second to buckle yourself up, yet some people think it’s cool or delivery drivers that have to get out often see it as a hassle to buckle and unbuckle everytime. Humans are so fragile. 30 km/h are enough to eject you from the vehicle and just kill you. Seatbelts are such a nice invention. Shame some people don’t use it
@philippak77269 ай бұрын
exactly @@alexsyn2531 ! they act as if someone is personally attacking them for saying "please don't die" we see it all the times with antivaxxers and all kinds of things… people who can't admit or refuse to believe others want to do things to make their life better or safer
@Donkeyearsa10 ай бұрын
The shotgun story just reminded me of something that happened to me some decades ago. A cop was chasing someone and wanted to take a short cut. He jumped the brick wall behind my house. I used that wall as a backstop for my archery range. I was just firing my crossbow as he jumped the wall. I missed him by inches. I did not know a man could hit a note that high when he screemed. I dont know if they caught the guy he was chasing but he did not pick up the chase for some time wail he was seeing his life flash in front of his eyes. I did not get into any trouble as I was not doing anything illegal and he did jump into my privet property Unannounced.
@ThunderStruck159 ай бұрын
Good story thanks 👍
@L3x13_8 ай бұрын
I can just imagine that "come back herAAAAAAAAAAAAHHhHHhHHHHhh"
@TheSimpleMan45410 ай бұрын
Not a cop, but as a watchstander in the Navy I got a quick call on the radio one time which was decidedly not in line with SOP. No station calling, nature of message, nothing. Just "Get someone down here. Get someone down here. Get someone down here!" After a bit of discussion between me and the other watchstanders, we figure out that the call's coming from the contact sentry who is out of the booth and pacing frantically. Someone on our sister ship had come back from liberty call and fallen out hard, vomiting, convulsing nose bleeding, etc. We got it cleared up well enough, medical responded quickly when we called the casualty but it went from a sleepy, dull watch to full blown panic in a very short space of time.
@cates643110 ай бұрын
I'll never understand people who don't at least buckle their KIDS in the car. idgaf what you do to yourself, but you have a responsibility to your kids/any kids in your care.
@TheOmegaXicor6 ай бұрын
"yea but they don't like it and I'm not going to hit anyone so it'll be fiiiiine" -_-
@littleblackcar10 ай бұрын
Story 4: I used to work for a veterinarian. One day, as a bad storm was rolling in, a guy rushed through the door carrying a large boxer wrapped in a blood-soaked comforter. The dog was afraid of thunder; she was in the back yard while the man was out and, in trying to get into the house, punched through the back window and cut both forelegs to the bone. We had two tourniquets on each leg and the vet had to get out an anatomy book to make sure all the tendons and muscles matched up again. Oh, and there was a tornado warning and the power kept flickering on and off. It felt like an episode of "M*A*S*H". Vet patched her up enough to go to the 24-hour emergency vet overnight, and she came back the next day for us to do a cleaner job. She had scars but could walk just fine once she healed. (And we did not get hit by a tornado.)
@littleblackcar10 ай бұрын
Story 13: WTF father: Blame the people who didn't strap in your kids.
@mightyocelot4 ай бұрын
Shout out for the M*A*S*H reference
@H2409092 ай бұрын
@@littleblackcar let the dude grieve
@chadnorris825710 ай бұрын
The main reason any abuser is confident they can continue the abuse is that they make sure the abused can't just take off. "Why don't they just leave?" is the wrong question to ask.
@sheilawiseman61678 ай бұрын
No I'm pretty sure I would just leave. I don't care if I have to live under a bridge
@xtheskeleton33657 ай бұрын
@sheilawiseman6167 Good for you and all, but not everyone is willing to live under a bridge rather than put up with the abuse. I admire that you can do that, but not many people will. Plus sometimes there are other circumstances (ie, kids, animals, or maybe needing insurance for some reason or another.)
@a_grape_in_space101610 ай бұрын
Shout Out to the officers who do their jobs with the right motives in mind. I see you and appreciate you!
@amyhanson87678 ай бұрын
The prisoner that didn’t run has to be the most nonchalant guy ever no matter what he did
@erichinkle789110 ай бұрын
I like the fact this had two “oh, it’s crap” moments 😝
@kathleenchaffin259110 ай бұрын
Funny guy 😅
@Die_Katz10 ай бұрын
These people are so brave. Also thanks for the last one and not leaving us behind disgusted and traumatized. :')
@Johnny_20010 ай бұрын
Not a police officer but a firefighter, just a little after I finishef training. We got called because someones kitchen was burning. Nobody exactly knew why but from after that I know he tried to deepfry in a big pot, stuff cooked over and spilled hot oil that got set on fire because open fire. Then that spread to the wooden armatures and well. We arrived, got ready and the guy was outside, our team that would go inside was already geared up and was about to go in when the guy loudly yelled something that sounded like tank. I was further away so I couldnt hear everything. Anyway, captains eyes got wide and immediately yelled into the radio: "Out, Out!" The entry team stopped before going in and I was like what happened why are we not going in? It was this comedic moment where you cpuld just count like 21,22,23. Boom. We were in front of the house and the kitchen was in the back but every windoe towards us just exploded.turns out the guy had a propane fueled stove. Woth the tank below it. And while the top was nonflammable, the doors below it were so the big propane canister caught on fire, expanded and boom. Nobody was injured but the kitchen wss gone. Fortunately we got it extinguished later and that was it but if anyone from entry team would have tried to go in... Well, it wasnt a big tank but it still was an impressive boom for someone who hasnt seen something like that before.
@grandshadowseal10 ай бұрын
Ugh it's sad the police need to make an arrest quota... no wonder sometimes innocent people get arrest if the city won't allow there to be nights of peace thanks to them having to fill a quota
@FreyMayBeHere10 ай бұрын
Legit thought I was the only one who found that sentence hella weird
@feha9210 ай бұрын
Yeah, this is how you get cops driving around with a bag of evidence in their pocket to plant on any sleeping homeless person they encounter towards the end of their shift.
@tessiepinkman10 ай бұрын
That's an insanely dystopian and disgusting thing to exist. _"We have to arrest so-and-so many people, let's go and find some kids who are smoking a joint, someone who's homeless and suffering from a crippling addiction or someone else who's already suffering and just throw them in jail"._ Why would anybody think that an arrest quota is a good idea? It's *insane* and nothing else. If there's no crime going on, be happy! Don't arrest people just "because". Fucking cops...
@Wolfie545459 ай бұрын
Ya that makes me think it’s a fake story since I’m pretty sure that’s not a thing.
@grandshadowseal9 ай бұрын
@@Wolfie54545 it apparently still is in some places
@lunamoonstone693210 ай бұрын
That third to last one made me regret having snacks while listening to this. Thanks for ending on a not bad one.
@PeanutbutterHobgoblin10 ай бұрын
The story about the dad blaming the officer for his family is really sad but it's kind of crazy because I just heard about that exact same story from a YT short less than an hour ago
@StormTheSquid10 ай бұрын
The second to last one pisses me off, arrest quotas should be illegal.
@steve_cat55049 ай бұрын
Story 13 got me teary eyed
@SkyFyre24359 ай бұрын
Those roommates were definitely traumatized and it would've been even worse had he died. Also, that story reminded me I need to talk to the safety guy at work about getting tourniquets in the first aid cabinets. I work in a plastics blow mold plant, and of the 30 years this plant has been in operation, there have been no major life-changing (or -ending) injuries. There has never been a need for a tourniquet here, but God forbid something happens that we _do_ need one, and we don't have one on hand. I've also already taught some of my coworkers how to make a tourniquet from objects around them, which is something I learned how to do in wilderness first aid training through scouts. It's good knowledge to have whether at work or home or out shopping. If you find yourself in a situation where you or someone else needs a tourniquet, it's really helpful to know how to make one.
@gardenofsn595510 ай бұрын
Man. It is never not going to be disgusting to me that cops have a *quota* to meet. I can always tell when it's about due because suddenly everyone on the road's getting pulled over for the most minor of infractions. Just abhorrent.
@shellshockedbros445810 ай бұрын
Quotas are illegal in my state, so I don't have that issue.
@aliecarey10 ай бұрын
Are you in the US? Most (if not all) states have made quotas illegal.
@shut7ut97110 ай бұрын
Police quotas are illegal in the USA. They are required in Mexico and if I recall not encouraged but still legal in Canada
@StormTheSquid10 ай бұрын
@@aliecareyYes, they're illegal, but who's gonna enforce that? Certain not the cops themselves.
@lordpumpkinhead26510 ай бұрын
@@StormTheSquid What do cops stand to gain from trying to finish pointless, nonexistent quotas? That's more paperwork they have to spend time filing and many times the cops don't want to do that. I've heard stories of cops letting people go on speeding tickets simply to avoid having to file the paperwork.
@kayleighwickersham182810 ай бұрын
Appreciate you not leaving us on that one. ❤
@warewellnessco8 ай бұрын
5:28 YO THE PRISONER IS A REAL ONE 😂😂😂
@codm2271210 ай бұрын
Bros ended videos on bad notes we finally found what’s to bad of a note to end on lol 😂
@crazycooI36010 ай бұрын
I could never be an officer, way too stressful
@n3bby_sp4rk9 ай бұрын
Not my story, but my dads. My dad is an officer and he was driving me to an appointment. He drove over a pothole and he got his “OH CRAP” moment. I was peacefully eating my chicken nuggets and the car flew (not really).
@GalaxyRocher10 ай бұрын
Story 3: Bro really was gonna beat his wife if he lost the game, crazy. 💀💀 Story 5:W Prisoner Story 6:Stop the cap 💀💀 Story 7: what kind of technical maneuver did she perform in order to accomplish that mission, Why did bro cut his John and family jewels off , And well the guy God bless bro. Story 9: Bro was beyond nervous. Story 10: Kid clutched up, surprised he wasnt freaking out. Story 13: R.I.P ✝
@lordpumpkinhead26510 ай бұрын
I've heard stories from people who took PCP. They don't feel the pain and in their hallucinations they think they're doing something normal. I think one of the stories involved a guy taking PCP then getting the munchies. He tried to cook some food but realized he was just burning the absolute hell out of his hand, and that's one of the more mild stories. It's a seriously fucked up drug to take.
@codm2271210 ай бұрын
Oh cop story’s yay love theses Story 1 op is so luck also that’s so sad
@lettherebedragons888510 ай бұрын
I like that parcour.😊 Very nice.
@DogLover17189 ай бұрын
That prisoner saved that girland they might not even know If they didn’t say anything the police would have never knocked or got the door open and that girl would be dead
@chrissymoss5149 ай бұрын
Awesome snippets and brilliantly narrated 👍👍👍 Hate the seizure inducing Minecraft background - #sorry
@mightyocelot4 ай бұрын
Story 5: Absolute legend of a prisoner
@Aleeeeeeeeeeeeex10 ай бұрын
UnderSparked, more like UnderRated
@solarianvoid-pi94287 ай бұрын
FYI, “towel head” or “towel wearer” is a …bad word, wouldn’t call it a slur, but definitely a derogatory insult for middle eastern people 😅 I have heard it before, although not in English
@floofballoffur38376 ай бұрын
Story ten is a sad reality. Can't say too much, but my father has been through something similar. It aches more when you know the *real* person behind the reactions, and are trying to help professionals handle this "scary" version of them.
@joshuaduck543010 ай бұрын
I feel sorry for the men in story 10
@AspieGirlArianaHale10 ай бұрын
Holy crap, that story of the woman on PCP triggered phantom pains (as I have an ileostomy). Legit gagged at that one, not gonna lie! 🤢😭
@serioussingularity959510 ай бұрын
This is a sentence.
@servantbee.10 ай бұрын
with incorrect grammar, ‘sentence’ is wrongly capitalised
@Pootato010 ай бұрын
Nuh uh
@Eurowarswhatif10 ай бұрын
It's a phwase
@goober13010 ай бұрын
"This is a sentence." Is also a statement.
@iluvsomebananamilks336710 ай бұрын
This is a question?
@SilverSkrillXD9 ай бұрын
The reciting the serial number for military officers at 10:40 is actually something they're trained to do should they ever be captured by the enemy. My great granddads on my mother's side were in both world wars, fought in both too and survived both. Both died peacefully in their sleep. And if anyone's wondering. Allied Power. Basically Britin and all that. Australian Regime.
@richardcostello3608 ай бұрын
Australian troops NEVER give any information to the enemy.......escape at all costs
@SilverSkrillXD8 ай бұрын
@@richardcostello360 I know. But I remember reading if needed, all armies will just recite their serial number, plus its already on their dog tags so it would be a no brainer that the enemy would already know their number.
@Zuginator10 ай бұрын
Story 12: When I lived in Kansas City my brother had a friend who worked in a Quick-E-Mart in a bad part of town, but it had really good pay because of it. His first purchase was a Kevlar vest for work.
@relfyem2 ай бұрын
Lack of sleep is enough to produce those symptoms.
@twit35376 ай бұрын
last story sounds like mixed bipolar episode with aspects of a manic episode with the grandoise (thinking can take on a cop), lack of sleep, risky behavior (risky driving) and anger/impuslivity, meanwhile having aspects of a depressive episode like the 'end me' comments. Really sucks when you aren't in the right headspace, bipolar really can mess with your perception of reality
@BraydenDooley-lf1oz9 ай бұрын
My dad’s an EMS not an officer. So he and my step mother got a call for a suicide by hanging. Got there the som asked how she was doing while my dad and my step mom were looking over her hanging corpse (he found out via radio from another responder) my dad says “tell him she’s just hanging here” (he was in first response for about 5 years at the time) and the door slams. It was just the two of them in the building. According to my step mother he literally screamed “oh shit” when it slammed
@sebastianmalkiewicz66679 ай бұрын
The prisoner in story 5 was probably in for something he had done in desparation and accepted the consequence
@HeavenLeahSky8 ай бұрын
Story 16... uncle died 2 years ago from heat stroke and this description just breaks my heart and icks the shit outof me... he wasn't found for a week
@waltermarine324810 ай бұрын
IED on a door
@chrisupton619010 ай бұрын
15:03 not I am, IM aka Intro muscular so instead of being in the vein directly, they injected it into his muscle somewhere. Not a doctor, just heard it from a doctor/researched it before
@Keksemann66610 ай бұрын
2 extra because disgusting... Thats cool
@ThatRailwayEngineer10 ай бұрын
Not an officer by my stepdad was in the police force was I believe 30 years (give or take) and I have two stories that have stuck with me through the years. The first one is pretty gruesome. My Stepdad was called to a situation where they thought an elevator was stuck. The officers, along with the firemen, get the elevator doors open. The elevator was not stuck. It was broken, the cable (I believe had snapped, or something along those lines). The elevator had been in repairs in the recent days. The firemen get the elevator re-hooked up and it gets working again. The firemen notice blood and tell my stepdad who shines a torch where they see it and it is infact blood, so they get the elevator out the way and see a huge mess of what can only be described as a pancake of human remains. They had to get a shovel to get the pancake off the floor of the elevator shaft. My stepdad with some other officers enquire about it and it turns out a mechanic had been working on it, it fell on him and flattened him. Poor dude. The other is a more lighthearted funny one. In the station there were two doors. One of them you jump through in a rush (for some reason, not really sure why) and the other leading to a staircase. This one officer, let’s call him Officer X, was working with my stepdad. They’d received a call of an urgent situation and to get in police gear. So my stepdad and Officer X started running down the hallway to these doors. Officer X turned off and jumped through the first one, falling down the staircase and I think breaking his arm or his leg. My stepdad hadn’t stopped until he heard the screams of pain. Rushed over to the door and laughed his ass off. By now other officers are moving and they see my stepdad pissing himself laughing on the floor and they ask what he’s laughing so much about. He breathlessly points to the door and they look through the window in the door and see Officer X at the bottom of a flight of stairs, clutching one of his many limbs, then they all start laughing as well. Officer X was taken to a hospital to be checked out and the rest of the officers, along with my stepdad, attend the urgent situation.
@coffeecat0868 ай бұрын
Did that say a garbage disposal choking on putting? That’s what I’ve never heard before.
@Mrs.Fezziwig9 ай бұрын
Over here in the UK I've seen unrestrained prisoners in hospital waiting rooms and they sit there and chat away with the guards. I think it's cultural in the sense that we have different expectations of people in terms of politeness, plus the really strict laws on gun ownership mean police have a baton, pepper spray and, if they pass an intensive multi-week course first, a taser. That is all considered non-lethal and the tension that comes from the knowledge any wrong move could equal death plays a big part. Our prison sentences are shorter to; an all-life tariff has to be approved by the Minister of Justice, the person appointed by the government to oversee all court matters in the country. Running away with just a couple of years to go makes no sense. It's not a temptation, per sec, like the USA, when you know you're going to be in for life, any chance to escape is worth it in comparison. More than once I've been outside for a quick vape waiting to be seen and the guards are out there chatting footie and smoking with their prisoner. I have a genetic condition called Ehler-Danlos Syndrome that means my joints dislocate with even a minor bump so I am in A&E having them popped back in multiple times a month.
@richardcostello3608 ай бұрын
I think Americans just don't get that in many countries we don't treat all prisoners like shit😂 We have "convicted and non convicted/remand" prisoners in Australia, many remand prisoners are medically checked over at the local hospital without being cuffed, the incentive not to escape is that most remand prisoners get bail and trying to hoof it takes that chance away
@Ashehasawienerdog2 ай бұрын
what i wanna see is, "police officers of reddit, tell us about your first time covering up for a coworker's criminality and writing a false police report"
@liamshaughnessy62469 ай бұрын
0:00-10:45-19:06!❤😂😊😅
@liamshaughnessy62469 ай бұрын
0;00-7:09-8:09-19:06 lol ❤😂😊😊😅😅
@warewellnessco8 ай бұрын
17:11 WHY DO POLICE OFFERS HAVE QUOTAS 👀
@Mikayli-yg7ku10 ай бұрын
I can't believe I'm this early to the video!! I'm so excited to watch.
@hatchmaster_5745Ай бұрын
When the man they beat within an inch of his life is too poor to afford a lawyer, so they dont get 4 years paid leave for almost killing him
@itwasaliens10 ай бұрын
I desperately need to know what happened to the lady to tomahawked her husband. :( After some research I have not been able to find any reports of an incident like that.
@lordpumpkinhead26510 ай бұрын
I could see the jury ruling her not guilty if it even goes to trial. The judge may choose to drop the charges entirely. Cases like this aren't too uncommon, that combined with no accurate location to pinpoint where it may have taken place at could result in the lack of information regarding it.
@richardcostello3608 ай бұрын
That's because she has life in prison Murder is murder in Australia and we take it seriously
@lordpumpkinhead2658 ай бұрын
@@richardcostello360 There's no evidence to prove that the crime took place in Australia. Here in the states the judge can waiver murder if it was deemed to be caused by an emotional outburst.
@queeng59259 ай бұрын
its not turn i cet....its tourn i kay
@liamshaughnessy62469 ай бұрын
0:00-1:43-19:06!❤😂😮😅😊
@kimgo451810 ай бұрын
Cops dont have arrest quotas.
@peterparkiwi10 ай бұрын
I think it’s pronounced turnikit not turniket but no flaque on your part
@richardherndon45110 ай бұрын
You only hear about the bad because that's what only gets views on the news.
@StormTheSquid10 ай бұрын
And here you only hear about the good because of course no cop is willingly gonna admit to breaking the law. The truth is somewhere in between, but skewed heavily towards the bad because of decades of not centuries of corruption and bigotry. One of these stories even admitted to having an *arrest quota,* which is fucked up enough on its own.