Cops, what's the dumbest thing you've seen a criminal ever do?

[@MiserieNotMisery]

Representing yourself is one of the dumbest things you can do as a criminal 💀

[@solarianvoid-pi9428]

“A lawyer representing himself has an idiot for a client” or something like that, right?

[@ThunderBuk]

@@solarianvoid-pi9428”A man who represents himself has a fool for a client” I believe it is, correct me if I’m wrong

[@AngelusNielson]

Dear the guy who got to home and thought that'd get the cops off of him. Video games aren't real life.

[@Rhythm_Haruka46]

People can be the stupidest things ever and I love it. This is real life, not GTA

[@AngelusNielson]

@@Rhythm_Haruka46 To be fair, you don't really think straight when you're that blitzed. /s

[@Rhythm_Haruka46]

@@AngelusNielson Yeah, or if your already dumb enough. It depends though.

[@patrikniklasson4059]

Or they can just hit the paint shop.

[@Rhythm_Haruka46]

@@patrikniklasson4059 Even hiding in nature is better than thinking the police will avoid you if you go home!

[@lemonadogirl4082]

...why did this turn into divorce court halfway through?

[@driving.me.crazy_]

they merged two stories

[@fangirl3086]

Q11qa😊aq1​@@driving.me.crazy_

[@FlameDarkfire]

Divorces really bring out the worst in people

[@onionbubs386]

How did this go from cops talking about dumb criminals to lawyers talking about bad clients

[@hburke45]

I thought i accidentally misclicked in the middle of the video and it changed to petty divorce or something 😂 I had to double check to make sure I was still on the same video

[@echo_soldier]

My guess would be editing mistake? Like threw in the wrong half and no one realized it

[@TheSkiLiftGuy]

The story swaps about half way through, so I think editing misstake

[@Keksemann666]

Seems like the editor made an oopsy Doopsy and didn't separate the video into two.

[@dolst]

I'm glad I'm not the only one wondering this. I'm kinda drunk right now but I was sure I heard, "story 21" about some cop and a stupid criminal and then I'm hearing, "story 19" and suddenly a litany of stories about lawyers and their petty clients. I'm glad it's not just me haha. Surf Wisely.

[@jonmendelson1104]

23:16 "You can be arrested and still be a decent person." At my brother's 20th birthday he was caught by a park ranger having a beer and ended up getting a minor in possession of alcohol and he ended up sentenced to 20 hours of community service. A few years later a bouncer at a bar didn't believe his ID was him so he was confiscating it. My brother contacted the non-emergency line for the police and when they came out they asked him a couple of questions and then arrested him because there was a warrant out for his arrest. 20 hours of community service is the same as 2.5 days (8 hour work days) so when he brought in the forms and the police had transferred the information to the county where he'd originally gotten in trouble somewhere along the line it was documented that he'd completed 2.5 hours instead of 2.5 days, so they put out the warrant (to be clear, he did the full amount, it was a clerical error). They never notified him of the warrant so he had no idea until he asked the police for help getting his ID back. Fortunately it was all resolved and he was able to get things expunged, but he went on to be a math teacher and working in public schools even things that are expunged come up on your background checks...if he were ever to use it he has a great story for the importance of units for his class!

[@AFLMilestones]

20 whats wrong with alcohol at 20?

[@jonmendelson1104]

@@AFLMilestones In the US the drinking age is 21.

[@AFLMilestones]

@@jonmendelson1104 oh ok thanks

[@wandamorris7042]

story 3 really takes "you can't have crap in detroit." meme very litteraly

[@m2hmghb]

Dad's favorite was a ransom demand at a bank written on the back of a check.

[@retr0robbin]

Story 6: “I wonder what was going through this guys mind?” Clearly not much

[@KnakuanaRka]

Possibly a lot of alcohol. 🤪

[@WendyDarling1974]

I’m not sure why but this entire video made me literally L O L. I’m crying. And yes, I know that some of these things aren’t really funny when you think about it, and yet they are..

[@natanpazin255]

just last week i heard that in a nearby town a man and a girl killed the man's wife, buried her, and wrote a suicide note which they buried there as well.

[@shendisackett]

That's a whole new level of stupid, they really thought dead people bury themselves?! 🙄

[@KE-xj9vm]

Sparing a moment for the kids that are stuck in toxic divorces

[@ismae-rienne4991]

"There still has to be some logic when high" u don't know my brother and roommates

[@Katzztar]

I had a book that collected stories of dumb criminals. One favorite story was of a wannabe bank robber and a smart Teller with nerves of steel. She noticed he was real jittery and calmly noted that they didn't accept the paper he had and he'd have to go another Bank at X location. HE ACTUALLY LEFT AND WENT THERE! In the mean time the first teller had called the cops and they were waiting for the guy when he arrived.

[@Lilli_Loves_Bondi]

This man is so naive and it’s hilarious, especially his “admittedly….”

[@pseudohippie55]

The guy in the ceiling is hysterical. I can picture that from a 90s sitcom.

[@victordauphin2949]

Driving while high is perfectly safe. It just causes traffic when you stop at a stop sign and wait for it to turn green.

[@davidharshman7645]

Story 13: At least it was a non answer instead of an answer that gave more evidence against him. By the time an officer is testing your sobriety, you are going to be arrested anyway. If no response can help you, then any response that doesn't count as proper evidence against you is probably a good answer.

[@solarianvoid-pi9428]

I can’t believe the 2nd Story worked 😂😂😂 OMG who is stupid enough not to call the pigs when their car gets stolen?

[@epicsshadesmaster-animatio4398]

My uncle trying to chug the rest of his beer infront of a cop arresting him for a noise disturbance and fighting at our house , and my cousin tried to push the cop so he ended having to slam her on the porch

[@kataseiko]

Best one I witnessed was about 20 years ago. Someone hit my then-girlfriend's car from the side. She wasn't injured beyond some bruises but the other person drove without license and without insurance. She wanted the repairs to the car covered somehow, I drove her to court. The other person showed up to the hearing about 5 minutes late - can be explained with anything like "nervous, had to pee, sorry". That person's excuse was "I've been stuck in traffic and couldn't find a parking lot." Needless to say, the judge was impressed by that excuse, but not in a positive way.

[@senor-achopijo3841]

My brother used to be a court interpreter. He went to a trial to translate for an English witness (this happened in Spain). The defendant was an old Spanish dude, who was on trial for messing with an Englishman's car (puncturing tires, keying, breaking windows, the lot). This. Fricking. Defendant. When asked whether he pleaded guilty or not, his answer was: "Your Honor, I don't think what I did was bad. I was just trying to protect Spain's values. You know the way these English people are, right?" He said many other dumb things, but man, talk about making a first impression. He was convicted (obviously) and, at the end of the trial, my brother says, the defendant's appointed attorney told my brother: "In all my years as a lawyer, I've never seen anyone as stupid as this guy".

[@NoStoryNoWorry]

There are some cops who never get enough credit and recognition for their heroism. My buddy is supposed to enforce the law but seems to spend more time on duty saving lives and being a medic instead. Sad.

[@N3gativeR3FLUX]

Story 4. Nope no sympathy, zero, none. Late BIL was killed by a drunk driver at the age of 14. It ruined the lives of a whole family. I've seen the fallout firsthand.

[@balazscsotai8354]

And in a similar vein, I don't get people who complain about speeding tickets. There's a reason why it's illegal. It's not to scam you out of your precious money. It's to ensure that you're not going so fast that you lose control over your car.

[@kevinkunkel9444]

Story 18: If he had given up the Marijuana, the officer might have let him off the hook. Because he refused, the officer used the smell of Marijuana to give him probable cause to search the car. Wouldn't it have been smarter to simply hand over the Marijuana?

[@Rawkit_Surgeon]

2nd story: When you roll a nat 20 on your provocation attempt.

[@w12345-g]

Hey halfway through this started to sound a little familiar lol

[@victoriacyunczyk]

I'm not a cop but I've seen people do dumb things in front of cops. The dumbest one I saw was in heavy traffic. One car cut another off, the guy in the car in front got out and marched over to the car that he cut off, only to realize at the last second it was an unmarked police car. The cop turned his lights on, got out, and arrested the road rager on the spot.

[@Rhythm_Haruka46]

Why do people do the stupidest things when they have a decently high IQ? Or when they are sober? I can understand being under the influence, but is it the thrill of crime?

[@Wolfie54545]

IQ is a measure of potential. Most people don’t live up to that.

[@Rhythm_Haruka46]

@@Wolfie54545 Fair enough. Really, it depends on their state of mind and what they do.

[@jaapaap123]

Nice glitchy background. 16:06 "I have not been high myself.." Oh boy..

[@MrC9Oh3]

Back when i worked for a small PD in Arkansas ill never forget the time i initiated a traffic stop on a school bus driving the opposite way on a one way street. I approached the bus and couldn't believe what was inside.. it was a bang bus and your mom was riding in the back if you know what i mean.

[@ErzsabetJones]

For story 13, the high guy wasn’t going to try to arrest the cop or any of those things, he just thought the cop was asking a stupid question.

[@kevinkunkel9444]

Story 6: In all likelihood, the thief was on something.

[@neoqueto]

By far the best Reddit reading channel, unique content and soothing voice. Keep it up.

[@jdlech]

A guy I knew in high school went straight into the marines. But he was kicked out for getting into too many fights. So he's homeless, jobless, and driving around in a stolen car when he decides to rob a bank with a pair of scissors. While there, someone comes in complaining about the doofus who double parked, and how they can't get out. This guy apologizes and goes out to move his car. Of course, the lock the doors while he is moving his car. He was still begging to be let back in when the police arrive.

[@Shirazzikkdh]

3:35 From what I've learned from history, "There is a first for every concept." This guy was probably the first to fuck around and try to rob an officer like this and found out it was not a good idea.

[@codm22712]

2:22 me personally I don’t care if he has a problem or not 3:07 oh I thought it went um bang bang to say it as nicely as I can cuz yt dong like comments that actually say the word 4:41 I hate this guy same amount of drunk drivers but you can’t say he’s not honest still hate him tho holy hell story 11 you don’t agree and disagree with. Your friend just unalive with him 😂😂 you know normal stuff story 15 that’s just funny 13:13 fun fact pretty sure they don’t need to show up on time by law at least station policy probably

[@withintheshyness]

With story 16, I've heard of the "everthing that goes to parent B's house must be returned when they go to parent A's house". this is usually done as a result of either parent B stealing the cloths (if they're high value/name brand) to sell or because parent B (or their spouse) has repeatedly destroyed the clothes. For example, I've heard of one where step mom poured grape soda all over the children's clothes in their over night bag an hour before they where returned to bio mom's.

[@Oddlie15]

I thought the first story was just the representing themself

[@ninomitchell2039]

3:22 if he would've thought to press the guy any farther, i know one thing that would've gone through his mind

[@elizabethbognar6402]

What game is that?

[@kyototomokui6676]

Can someone explain story 16 for me?

[@ElCarritoDeAsgard]

It is me or right in the middle the video turned into a "Attorneys, what's the dumbest parents have you seen?"

[@Charlie_Gamrell]

Love your videos ❤

[@Moon_x_sun]

My dad is also wants all the clothes back from when my brother visits my mom. Like Down to the underwear. When he was younger my dad also wanted every single toy back to his house :/ now my brother is 12 and Can decide abit more for himself but my dad still makes sure he is wearing the same clothes back to my mom. I try to convince my brother he Can do more things on his own bc my dad does baby him alittle bit :/

[@michelleahlstrom9408]

A few days ago I posted a comment about how I couldn't follow the stories in one of your video because the words ween't matching what was on the screen, the words were wong, blah blah blah. All that to say, I'm really sorry about it and I've felt bad ever since. Things have been a struggle lately and I shouldn't have taken it out on you for no reason and I wanted to apologize. Maybe you didn't even see my comment because I think I deleted it later on, but if you did, I really am sorry.

[@rsbandbj1]

yo dawg, nobody calls it a V I N.

[@96ethanh]

Story 15 hahahaha that is a hilarious story

[@Hecatate]

What is the name of the game playing in the background?

[@pjoof738]

5:45 how did she not die from that much alcohol? 0.2 is normally a deadly amount

[@rebajoe]

11:23 Howard from The Big Bang Theory and the robot arm.

[@dragonfyre1713]

Question, what's this game?

[@kwanholloway4112]

Story 15 lmao

[@hellb6y]

Bro u never been high before? 😭

[@parkpakh7775]

Nobody cares if your first

[@flunkiebubs2002]

I can’t tell if the narrator is AI or not

[@SilverStarHeggisist]

As a furry, I can totally picture lol

[@BIGGER_RED]

Is this a re-post??

[@AshendrisSilvermist]

Just... 🤯

[@slooknae9387]

Is this stolen or a second account for Rufus?

[@pezo-g2o]

AI SUBTITLES, I'M CALLING IT.

[@ethanjoy-h1u]

ik

[@driving.me.crazy_]

shit who knew

[@jrkev1]

Yeah u can tell he doesnt type it out but at least its a real voice

[@eazy_gtag]

happy to be first on an undersparked video :)

[@nisa9327]

Hi

[@Notthisnorth]

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

[@Th3_PizzaGamer]

Blank message is the best message (better than: FiRsT)

[@ethanjoy-h1u]

14th

[@jackgibsxxx0750]

Was the two lawyers with the kids changing in the hallway opposing lawyers on the same case??😂😂😂😂