Finding the Bake Sale in Harvester - FMV QUEST

Justin and Brian are on a mission to complete Harvester and add another FMV game to their collection. But more importantly, they want to figure out what the heck is going on with that bake sale.
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[@foxtrapped]

will never not be mad I didn't get more justin and brian shenanigans their responses to finding the newspaper with bake sale burned out of it is comedy gold

[@StanleyFlinn]

When you look at the plane it says it’s a 1/48th scale model of a P-47 thunderbolt that plane was 36 feet long which makes the model roughly nine inches long. It’s unclear where On the ceiling it is hanging from but assuming the radiator is against the wall it can be no nearer to the camera than that. From this I estimate the protagonist to be roughly two feet tall. A very little boy indeed.

[@JonathanSicoli]

Andrew Plant this is the only logical inconsistency in the Citizen Kane of video games, Harvester.

[@KaelWrit]

just a sweet lil slice of guy pie

[@t.adamcollins2162]

@@JonathanSicoli Uh, Harvest is a computer simulation, so it's not an inconsistency at all, thank you.

[@DaMaLoJo]

This is the kind of pointless but impressive investigative endeavor that i live for

[@roadkillrabiez]

when justin said "you are just an adorable little boy" i thought he was talking about brian and not the character for a second

[@Terreur_rose]

Well to be fair Brian *is* an adorable little boy.

[@rodrigodevon1152]

You all probably dont give a damn but does anyone know of a method to get back into an instagram account?? I was stupid forgot the password. I would appreciate any tricks you can offer me

[@jaycejake7851]

@Rodrigo Devon instablaster =)

[@rodrigodevon1152]

@Jayce Jake I really appreciate your reply. I found the site through google and I'm waiting for the hacking stuff now. I see it takes quite some time so I will get back to you later when my account password hopefully is recovered.

[@rodrigodevon1152]

@Jayce Jake DAMN IT ACTUALLY WORKED! Just got access to my IG login after roughly 30 minutes by using the site. I had to pay 15 $ but definitely worth the money :) Thanks so much you saved my account :D

[@KellySilversmith]

FMV Quest is at its full potential only when there's someone Justin can torture

[@ProfessionalClownDoctor]

Kelly couldn’t agree more

[@inkpire]

dark harvest moon, show me the forbidden bake sale

[@zombiepony13]

"pick up the paper you DOLT" had me fucking rolling, thank u for this easter miracle

[@wockynerd]

This is exactly like conversations in my life go, where everything's really awkward and then I realize my window for asking about the thing I needed to ask about is already past and never coming back.

[@sama.murphy5846]

i dunno if clayton edits EVERYTHING but clayton or whoever else at polygon takes the time to edit around the homophobia and racism and other bullshit (in this, in LA Noire, etc) - you're the real mvp. it's great to know i can get good funny game videos without having to worry about that popping up or, even worse, whoever i'm watching thinking that stuff's okay

[@taylorsullivan3293]

Sam A. Murphy are you serious

[@yenee94]

@@taylorsullivan3293 what's wrong Taylor?

[@asmrtpop2676]

if it’s left in then why wouldn’t the player address it tho. i’m bi and i wouldn’t edit out homophobia in a game i was playing....id criticize it

[@TortoiseMaximus]

You sure they’re not just doing that so they don’t get demonetized?

[@echelonii3403]

asmRTPOP i mean, this is pretty much a comedy channel in general - addressing that stuff is good to do, and important, but a video where they go through the game addressing all the problematic bits wouldn’t fit Polygon’s M/O. at the same time, brian and justin went through this and made a bunch of good jokes, and tossing out that footage would be super rough scheduling wise i think, so imo this was the best way they could go about it

[@sevejohn1]

Please play the FMV Goosebumps game where Jeff Goldblum plays Dracula. I need this or I'll die.

[@devinreany8523]

for sale baby shoes never punched

[@digitalwanderer6809]

nebiros your comment made my day. Thank you

[@sapphic_sophie]

For CLEK BabyLegs Never Foonf’d

[@crispharris7635]

I LOVE BRIAN AND JUSTIN TOGETHER, they play off eachother so nicely! Get that BAKE SALE

[@evie5375]

"i came here to kick ass and ask about bake sales and i understand everything about the bake sale" fucking kills me every time

[@firienfeld]

one man's quest to remember........... the bake sale....

[@jarliejarlie2237]

Just as a fair warning to people that may be interested in this game, it has A LOT of bad stuff in it that the boys skipped over here (which I appreciate), including but not limited to homophobia, rascist charicatures, veiled sexual assault, allusions to incest and pedophilia, gore, etc.* Like Justin and BDG were really good at editing a lot of that out so it's still entertaining in this video, but don't go looking for more about this game if you aren't prepared for that kinda stuff. *Edit: It's been years since I've seen a playthrough of harvester, and it really isn't something I care to do again, so I may be forgetting or misremembering some things, so just be careful with looking up more about it. There's a lot of understandably upsetting material in it.

[@JonathanSicoli]

But at least if you get creeped out by Harvester... You can always fall back on Roadrunner cartoons!

[@GannJerrod]

Jonathan Sicoli ROADRUNNER CARTOONS!

[@shockofthenew]

thanks for the heads-up!

[@MsOAWR]

thanks for the heads up!

[@emilienews]

that moment when you list homophobia and racism before pedophilia and incest and completely omit gore. smh. people.

[@yeetlejuice7181]

New catchphrase: Freshly Baked Adorable Little Guy Pie

[@ewyeth7713]

Can we bring fmv quest back? I know Justin doesn’t work at polygon anymore but Brian and someone else would be lovely

[@rachelrachel9152]

Lol maybe both of them on their own time

[@ewyeth7713]

@@rachelrachel9152 yeah this was before brian left too lol

[@Reecef266]

@@ewyeth7713 You're right, now there's nothing holding them back!

[@Moargasms]

"time to go to sleep in my jeans" "time for some 50 Shades" getting those fucking mbmbam DEEP cuts with the dom jeans there Justin

[@Stevonicus]

Wait, the general store lady saying 'fireman' as a euphemism for being gay, right?

[@caalsinceage4]

If the f-bomb fireman or fuck?

[@kuipernebula6740]

I mean, yes and no. Yes it's a gay euphemism, but no in that she's also literally talking about the town's gay firemen.

[@FabulousMeiMei]

Yeah the firefighters in this game are exaggerated gay stereotypes (but honestly the only likable people in town next to Edna and her little girl). Granted, Harvester is probably the edgy-est fmv game, or at least top five. Vincesauce Joel has a full playthrough of it on his channel.

[@TortoiseMaximus]

The game is in a dystopian rural 1950s setting, I always imagined it as more of a parody how people of that era viewed gays

[@fizzyclouds6849]

i'm love brian?

[@zmelchert]

cloudy beetle hi Love Brian, I’m Dad

[@zacharyliles8657]

correct

[@braxtonkatz5726]

Yes we do

[@Jeevesie1988]

A more intense mystery than TAZ: Elementary. WHAT IS THE BAKE SALE.

[@shockofthenew]

Girl BYE

[@nathan8268]

Gosh, this game is a lot. From the horrific homophobia to the main actor getting arrested for possession of child porn. There's... a lot to unpack.

[@TheEclipsist]

Ah, Justin and Brian are bringing the MEAT on this one.

[@JonathanSicoli]

StillZer0 loving these prime cut boys!

[@sassyhulk7685]

I don't understand how I missed this fmv quest for 3 full years.

[@Nono-hk3is]

You boys are great, but now I want to see a sincere playthrough of this game.

[@GannJerrod]

No no I recommend the Retsupurae run: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jWHQoISDmdl6fJI

[@mitkitty]

Voidburgers runthrough is good too

[@governor_explosion]

Joel from Vinesauce did a playthrough of it, but be warned: The chat knew how to trigger every instance of gore or incest in the game, and poor Joel was going through it blind. It’s one of those games that tried to intentionally be as gross as humanly possible, so keep that in mind.

[@Stevonicus]

FMV Quest is a great Easter treat.

[@ckillgore]

Don't call it a comeback... more of a resurrection.

[@kazzajaxon7566]

I haven't seen any comments about the fact that in the beginning, when they clicked on the plant, it said "recently watered *plastic* plant"

[@drewbryk]

Love that "the lodge" is a scale reconstruction of Hagia Sophia

[@jjasper123]

It's too bad the newspaper building burnt down despite having THREE fire hydrants within like 15ft. of the building.

[@ava_maria]

How dare you bring back my favorite series only to quit Justin??? Please make guest appearances and give me more FMV shenanigans

[@katie.did.art85]

I love when people have no idea what this game is about. This video doesn't show even a sliver of the glorious weirdness of Harvester. Need more please.

[@ahobbit1273]

How did I not find these until now?? How have I lived a year with a source of untapped McElroy/Brian content in the universe?

[@ThePhantomBeaver]

i could watch you guys make a whole gameplay of the whole game omg

[@Myserval]

Space ace I second this

[@SpikeRose]

Retsupurae has got you covered, if nothing else.

[@deigning]

that statue outside the majestic moon building looks like hes about to pop a squat on whoever comes in and that's a pretty amazing architectural power move

[@samwellfrm]

Brian and Justin together is so goddamn wholesome!

[@Sage-ec7gf]

Yes! I've waited so long for this series to pick back up!

[@gwynethh9524]

I'm so glad this isn't an April Fool's j-- B A K E S A L E

[@Wednesday_blues]

I really missed my sweet boy Justins good good laugh. Glad he’s back!

[@verabentsel2946]

i dont know how ive never seen these videos but seeing bdg and justin interact is perfect. its almost like an dad/son or uncle/nephew vibe if that makes sense (not in a weird shippy way)

[@StevenKetchum]

I've seen playthroughs of this game previously and I still NEED to see a complete run with these two good boys.

[@graceclymer6673]

Ok well wait a second guys now I have a million questions. First and foremost, WHAT is that dirty-bird cop's deal???? Like what the hell!! You're at work, dude!

[@joelredacted2372]

Jdjsbs when Justin says "follow him camera" he sounds exactly like Kelsey grammar and I'm losing it

[@kandinski_]

I was literally just watching the previous FMV Quests thinking "Gee, I sure hope Mister Justin does another one of these bad boys!" It's an April fools day miracle!

[@digdude64]

Want some Rye? Course you do.

[@milbuii9111]

this is the funniest THING honestly!!!!! brian and justin make such a good team..... truly a legendary easter video

[@Jay-mf6hw]

It's exponentially more difficult for me to enjoy this game w the knowledge that Steve's actor was arrested for possessing child porn

[@masamune2984]

The absolute end of the video is the greatest part...oh video games...

[@psyducktective]

Fmv quest was always great but the addition of Brian is just magical

[@PhoenixFireKMS]

FMV Quest is so good. Two of my favorite boys playing some extremely experimental games. Love it

[@AndrewSuter1]

Phew, thank goodness. I was dangerously close to starting the paper(s) I was supposed to be working on all break.

[@Chooch1080]

I REALLY want facecam footage of Brian and Justin playing these games.

[@jhclementine4138]

god i love fmv quest... thank u justin & brian for this easter gift

[@JasonLihani]

YES YES YES MORE JUSTIN AND BRIAN. This is the best day of my life.

[@beea.myrick184]

I am getting flashbacks to the first time I saw this game. I forgot how fucking wild it is

[@json8875]

Hoo boy this was a humdinger of an episode hoo whee *slaps knee*

[@ThatPazuzu]

You guys gotta play Darkseed 2! Mike Dawson is a modern legend

[@katqt32]

Wait ok I’m commenting again to say that in the kitchen scene, why the fuck are the knives put on the cabinet SO high? Like you know nobody is reaching them bad boys. They’re up in the stratosphere.

[@theWeaverofTales]

this bake sale is the new Simon's homebrew

[@Sage-ec7gf]

I don't love how a lot of the dialogue is edited out. How am I supposed to find out about the bake sale?!

[@mattew7890]

A lot of the dialogue is edited out cause there’s a lot of homophobia and a little racism, at least that’s what people are sayin in the comments

[@coolfish420]

How did the lodge land the Hagia Sophia as their headquarters dang

[@agneskener9977]

god i was laughing at that the whole fucking time

[@coolfish420]

Ágnes Kéner it's got little airports lights! Voila, modern!

[@TeekyTK]

This is absolutely one of my favorite series and I'm so happy there's more

[@TheDude4077]

Justin and Brian together are a great team! Long live the new FMV Quest!

[@BootlegAdult]

Oof

[@goofmaster6168]

THEY NEVER GOT TO SEE THE FIREMEN

[@janab1130]

i love this so much how many meat slips do i need to sign for this to become a regular series

[@MaximumDraculaX]

FYI the TV is probably standard 4:3 with one or two giant-ass speakers.

[@Spoocecow]

This game is fucking insane. I'd watch y'all play this for hours.

[@MoonSafariFilms]

Justin and Brian's run on FMV Quest is way too short lived.

[@robengle5786]

i would love to watch these boys play this entire game

[@Chernobylkinsman]

I'm so so glad FMV quest is back.

[@SticktheFigure]

Yes! The only game I wanted on here has finally come.

[@remy5827]

I remember I actually bought this a couple years ago but had to stop playing cuz it's just too much for me >< but I love that you guys played this

[@spalacka]

I friggin' love these FMV Quests!!!

[@44caliberclark47]

god i am so glad you guys did harvester. this is a great series! thank you!!

[@Durael_Gunn]

Oh fuck yes harvester is amazing please come back to this

[@emrysisscreaming3712]

i'm the magazine being used to smack the sheriff

[@nevarware]

Y'all forgot televisions used to have speakers on the sides, huh?

[@norge0209]

Just a guy with half a body. No big deal.

[@ThatPazuzu]

I'm surprised by how many people in the comments aren't familiar with Harvester

[@RampagingPixie]

Yes!!! More Brian in FMV quest!

[@LS-jj4sy]

Why is that crop circle the Evanescence logo

[@mjolnir1208]

There's two kinds of people in this world: Punch Partners and Bakesale Bastards

[@TakuroSpirit]

My two sweet boys in a video together? Wow.

[@_teagan]

i reeaally need them to do a long play of this

[@svitztraveler]

God the ending had me laughing for a few minutes even after the video was over

[@SD-ik3bl]

i am crying this is so good i love fmv quest

[@beefranck]

It was a simpler time. A "Kill Them All" sampler on the wall of every kitchen and a chicken in every pot.

[@maloneymaloney5204]

I need more of this game

[@yeetlejuice7181]

Don't mind me, not here for a milkshake, just lookin for a screwdriver.

[@SkittleWolf]

I AM SO UPSET THEY DIDN'T GO TO THE FIRE HOUSE. I AM SO MAD.

[@RylieMichelle]

Time to go to sleep in my jeans!

[@myeurse6754]

wow I loved this sallyface playthrough

[@binary_terror2]

I didn’t understand a single thing that happened in that game.

[@poseidon6916]

I fucking love harvester. They should do that one FMV game where you play as a roach.

[@babs2822]

Stephanie sounds just like griffin in those gun safety videos.

[@kassidyl9100]

Whoops, watched this while waiting for a plane and now I'm laugh crying in an airport.

[@kingsbury96]

i love this series

[@spongiformencephalitis]

polygon please make justin make more fmv quest i will personally contribute for his contracting fee

[@KeaBored]

FMV Quest save my soul

[@CowGoesMooLots]

THANK YOU FOR THIS GIFT

[@daiedalous]

Yes! I was just wondering about the status of this series yesterday.