Smash Bros. owes millions of dollars in OSHA violations | Unraveled

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@geeegeee4226
@geeegeee4226 4 жыл бұрын
As a law student “I couldn’t give a shit about death you should have removed the window” is the most accurate felling of reading a legal problem I have ever heard
@CULTOFARTRA
@CULTOFARTRA 4 жыл бұрын
Ksta The Shiba Inu fool
@poemsbypoetry
@poemsbypoetry 4 жыл бұрын
This is beautiful to watch from a Law perspective.
@belegl.7721
@belegl.7721 3 жыл бұрын
I don't care that two people died, the assignment was about who has to pay for the speeding ticket so that is the only thing that matters to me.
@g.k684
@g.k684 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m ignoring the fact that they’re fighting on a JET. And instead thinking of how loud those jets are. Pop some earplugs in.” I wrote this from memory. Don’t kill me
@alastorlapid2365
@alastorlapid2365 3 жыл бұрын
Heh.
@Zogger568
@Zogger568 4 жыл бұрын
I work in a chemical plant, and as much as we make fun of OSHA for having over the top regulations, remember that every guideline has been written after the fact, usually in blood.
@wilderposey
@wilderposey 3 жыл бұрын
For my intro to engineering class, we took the 10 hour OSHA course. We had to pick three regulations and we had to write about what accident led to it. It was ... interesting.
@ChadKakashi
@ChadKakashi 3 жыл бұрын
@@wilderposey That would've been disturbing.
@Golden12500
@Golden12500 3 жыл бұрын
The way you worded this makes it seem like you've seen some real crap *I'd probably believe you if you said so*
@wilderposey
@wilderposey 3 жыл бұрын
@@Golden12500 well, I’m still in high school, but my robotics team has had some interesting accidents. Loss of hair due to having it yoinked out, and a few sever cuts. I got electrocuted when someone left live wired on a metal table.
@agentwashingtub9167
@agentwashingtub9167 3 жыл бұрын
Did you know back in the early 1900s companies would higher Pinkertons to murder workers who asked that first aid be given to injured workers?
@KamFails
@KamFails 4 жыл бұрын
"I KNOW KIRBY IS REAL. WHERE ARE YOU HIDING HIM?" Foreshadowing
@Albatross0913
@Albatross0913 4 жыл бұрын
i honestly thought it was a reference to the kirby video until i checked the dates
@PrinceSqee
@PrinceSqee 4 жыл бұрын
1k
@theworstmaid
@theworstmaid 4 жыл бұрын
what does this mean
@KamFails
@KamFails 4 жыл бұрын
@@theworstmaid Just watch the Kirby unraveled
@starfox3883
@starfox3883 4 жыл бұрын
BDGCU (BDG Cinematic Universe)
@BierBart12
@BierBart12 3 жыл бұрын
TIL: OSHA has no regulations against dangerous animals or pets at the workplace, hence the large ape is perfectly okay to have on the construction site.
@davidhale2682
@davidhale2682 3 жыл бұрын
It's like air bud, but possible!
@LeakyTrees
@LeakyTrees 3 жыл бұрын
@@squirrelchipz that monkey is rescuing no one but itself
@JosephY29
@JosephY29 3 жыл бұрын
Could we say that mother brain could be categorized as an animal then?
@Silverwind87
@Silverwind87 3 жыл бұрын
@@JosephY29 She could be a space fungus for all we know.
@genericname2747
@genericname2747 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidhale2682 "There are no rules that say an ape can't murder people for fun" -Smash Bud
@mayajade6198
@mayajade6198 5 жыл бұрын
This video is basically how I imagine Devils in D&D: Totally unconcerned with the fact that it's a literal blood sport, but _very adamant_ that the stairs need hand rails.
@lkelly7002
@lkelly7002 5 жыл бұрын
Or Lawful Neutral/Evil alignments
@codyj.3567
@codyj.3567 5 жыл бұрын
I'm in a nine hells campaign right now. And honestly yeah basically
@iantuck123
@iantuck123 5 жыл бұрын
Lucy Kelly yeah. Devils are lawful evil.
@tenacityxl
@tenacityxl 5 жыл бұрын
You have given me so many ideas Maya. I appreciate you, thank you.
@mayajade6198
@mayajade6198 5 жыл бұрын
@Jayson Buch I did have an idea for an adventure or campaign where the players somehow get in trouble with Hell and have to go to Hell Court, and of course because it's Hell, nothing is fair, so they have to bribe, threaten, and manipulate their way to victory or else be doomed to spend the rest of their lives wasting away waiting for an arbitrarily distant court date and then have their souls damned by default.
@Cyranek
@Cyranek 6 жыл бұрын
the lengths this man is willing to go to
@raph2954
@raph2954 6 жыл бұрын
Cyranek Was is the time of time to you
@jackevans5969
@jackevans5969 6 жыл бұрын
BDG is a champ. personal channel is hilarious
@stravensongorglyforgly3427
@stravensongorglyforgly3427 6 жыл бұрын
Okay seriously, I keep seeing your comments on every video I watch. How does this keep happening?
@des3373
@des3373 6 жыл бұрын
is this related to the show
@krealyesitisbeta5642
@krealyesitisbeta5642 6 жыл бұрын
a length of *75M*
@starat2645
@starat2645 5 жыл бұрын
This is the most Lawful Neutral Unraveled there has been
@NothingXemnas
@NothingXemnas 5 жыл бұрын
Which is curious, as this is the most Chaotic Neutral series in the channel.
@jennifertran7555
@jennifertran7555 5 жыл бұрын
Brian is Chaotic Lawful
@rysander
@rysander 5 жыл бұрын
Jennifer Tran The true intersection of every alignment.
@shaunshroom
@shaunshroom 5 жыл бұрын
It's chaotic good
@RobCamp-rmc_0
@RobCamp-rmc_0 4 жыл бұрын
It’s actually, impossibly, chaotic lawful
@vulpixxlenya2284
@vulpixxlenya2284 4 жыл бұрын
As someone who was OSHA certified I felt his pain on a spiritual level.
@Catterjeeo
@Catterjeeo 3 жыл бұрын
How accurate is Brian's methods and evaluations here?
@vulpixxlenya2284
@vulpixxlenya2284 3 жыл бұрын
@@Catterjeeo I haven’t been OSHA certified in years so I’m not the best person to ask. It seems accurate from what I do know.
@shanelawrence7438
@shanelawrence7438 3 жыл бұрын
@@vulpixxlenya2284 is a giant untrained ape on a construction site a violation or no?
@dingdawng
@dingdawng 3 жыл бұрын
@@shanelawrence7438 as another commenter pointed out, there are no regulations against it so technically it isn't a violation. But it likely will end up being classified as a violation anyway.
@AliciaRainbow
@AliciaRainbow 2 жыл бұрын
@@dingdawng I feel like OSHA probably has some miscellaneous regulation that can cover "We didn't think of this yet, but it seems really unsafe, so you're in trouble anyway, even if there's not a specific rule. Yet." If they don't, they should probably do that.
@UndeadKIRA
@UndeadKIRA 6 жыл бұрын
hiring this dude is the best thing polygon has done
@lilbuddyjoker
@lilbuddyjoker 5 жыл бұрын
Who tf is polygon I'm here for this angel only
@bluebell560
@bluebell560 5 жыл бұрын
When I first saw this guy’s channel I was like “Huh, he seems really familiar, but I’ve never seen his name before. Weird.”
@aaronl22
@aaronl22 5 жыл бұрын
Jak Vokun-Sos +
@doot3050
@doot3050 5 жыл бұрын
“2nd best” car boys is the best choice they’ve ever made
@lizzyscutt7486
@lizzyscutt7486 5 жыл бұрын
DooT yeah I love the show where just Griffin discovers the meaning of life and infinity
@bucca2
@bucca2 5 жыл бұрын
“There is a large ape.” Liquid comedy.
@Minishadow4
@Minishadow4 5 жыл бұрын
I love the silence right after he says it
@sillyspaceguys
@sillyspaceguys 5 жыл бұрын
I read this just as he said it...
@madhatt3r93
@madhatt3r93 4 жыл бұрын
Off topic but the cockatiel on your profile picture is so cute! Is it yours? 🐦
@saulo4302
@saulo4302 4 жыл бұрын
*I can taste it.*
@rominkivela9351
@rominkivela9351 4 жыл бұрын
Timestamp please? Edit: nvm it's at 12:40
@juliannebartlett4841
@juliannebartlett4841 5 жыл бұрын
Animal Crossing NPCs ranked by how likely they are to help you hide a body.
@emmittkussrow8899
@emmittkussrow8899 5 жыл бұрын
This is fantastic. Especially when you consider the catchphrase they'd use while helping you.
@Lunarity22
@Lunarity22 5 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest idea ever conceived
@frogwitch8598
@frogwitch8598 5 жыл бұрын
God please i need to see this
@MultiSuperMarion
@MultiSuperMarion 5 жыл бұрын
I never knew I needed this in my life until I saw this comment. If there is a merciful bdg out there, please answer our prayers and bestow this gift upon us.
@taakotuesdays
@taakotuesdays 5 жыл бұрын
Please Brian. Please
@16BitGamerCat
@16BitGamerCat 3 жыл бұрын
"It is literally the only stage with a tower crane, and you fucked it up." Why did this freaking KILL me?
@wackyanimations3326
@wackyanimations3326 2 жыл бұрын
im sorry for your loss
@PatrykPonichtera
@PatrykPonichtera Жыл бұрын
Very likely because you used the tower crane improperly
@Pyrodiac
@Pyrodiac 9 ай бұрын
Because they fucked up the tower crane.
@ericdculver
@ericdculver 5 жыл бұрын
"It's almost as if it was designed to be a safe place for people to fight in." Cracked me up.
@saifuusuri
@saifuusuri 4 жыл бұрын
No mentioning the fact that the ceiling lights can just fall on top of you in Boxing Ring.
@cking1340
@cking1340 4 жыл бұрын
@@saifuusuri "construction worker's" fault
@ricochet4674
@ricochet4674 4 жыл бұрын
@@saifuusuri still originally designed to be safe. It's just bad. still better than an ocean of fucking acid though.
@chaotickreg7024
@chaotickreg7024 4 жыл бұрын
@@saifuusuri I was going to mention that because I used to do lighting, but if they can break a few chains then it doesn't matter if the rig was hung properly.
@d-lynnz7855
@d-lynnz7855 4 жыл бұрын
I just realized that Brian is implying that Construction is "close enough" to blood sport
@Silverwind87
@Silverwind87 4 жыл бұрын
You don't know what the workers get up to.
@pixelartkid7965
@pixelartkid7965 3 жыл бұрын
Gäbijj. Construction is way more dangerous.
@danielcorrigan8805
@danielcorrigan8805 3 жыл бұрын
I've done both. Can confirm. Same thing.
@NotSterline
@NotSterline 3 жыл бұрын
I really want to know if he just forgot about boxing or if boxing isn't covered by OSHA
@Leo-mh3cg
@Leo-mh3cg 3 жыл бұрын
As a Electrician that often works on Construction sites, i can confirm, that is absolute accurate
@lemmetalkaboutthis
@lemmetalkaboutthis 4 жыл бұрын
"there's no OSHA regulation for levitating floors" WELL NOT YET THERE ISN'T
@Sleepy_Cabbage
@Sleepy_Cabbage 3 жыл бұрын
is their any yet?
@lemmetalkaboutthis
@lemmetalkaboutthis 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sleepy_Cabbage not that I know of.... Probably need to invent levitating floors first
@87crowhat54
@87crowhat54 3 жыл бұрын
If there are no walls around the levitating floor, then it is a violation
@shanelawrence7438
@shanelawrence7438 3 жыл бұрын
if its levatating 40 inches off the floor without a handrail it is a violation
@mikaroni_and_cheez
@mikaroni_and_cheez 3 жыл бұрын
Levitating floors must have a renewable or replaceable source of energy to maintain flight
@Silverwind87
@Silverwind87 4 жыл бұрын
Hopefully now that Steve, a qualified builder, has been added, the buildings will be safer.
@McJethroPovTee
@McJethroPovTee 3 жыл бұрын
Oh no why is he building TO the edge... Why is he riding a minecart off the platform. Does he have explosive permits? Steve you were supposed to save us from violations!
@oblivion715
@oblivion715 3 жыл бұрын
Well... at least Mario has a hardhat.
@SorowFame
@SorowFame 3 жыл бұрын
I’m fairly certain Steve isn’t a licensed contractor.
@Silverwind87
@Silverwind87 3 жыл бұрын
@@McJethroPovTee OSHA is asleep, post the load-bearing floating block.
@hazeltree7738
@hazeltree7738 3 жыл бұрын
I'm fairly sure placing blocks that crumble a few seconds after placement, making a makeshift rail track and placing down magma isn't OSHA safe
@nshady16
@nshady16 6 жыл бұрын
Brian, thank you for doing my suggestion and shining a spotlight on this important issue. This is the start of a movement that will ensure ALL video games take their characters’ health and well-being seriously. Keep fighting the good fight.
@polygon
@polygon 6 жыл бұрын
We can all dream of a better future. Sorry for calling you garbage. -BDG
@nshady16
@nshady16 6 жыл бұрын
@@polygon It is already my text message tone. 😘
@jermm5302
@jermm5302 6 жыл бұрын
nshady16 ur a god making him do this, you’re the PETA of video games
@mackstax4440
@mackstax4440 6 жыл бұрын
That's fucking great
@nunyabisness7055
@nunyabisness7055 6 жыл бұрын
Viva la Revolucion!
@PinkieImpaled
@PinkieImpaled 6 жыл бұрын
as someone who got o.s.h.a. certification I am impressed with the amount of boring reading you had to go through. Good job
@samspotts6
@samspotts6 5 жыл бұрын
Vlad the impaled have you read all the OSHA guidelines?
@tiacat11
@tiacat11 5 жыл бұрын
As someone with probably more expertise, do you have thoughts on his evaluation? Anything he missed, any false positives?
@sayhowling
@sayhowling 4 жыл бұрын
it's been a year, we need answers Vlad
@PinkieImpaled
@PinkieImpaled 4 жыл бұрын
I would say he's more accurate than most foreman he covered most everything applicable and even was generous on several. My apologies for the long wait
@PinkieImpaled
@PinkieImpaled 4 жыл бұрын
@@samspotts6 all relating to job safety I'm certified by O.S.H.A. as well
@talia_al_gabagool
@talia_al_gabagool 6 жыл бұрын
As a civil engineer I really appreciate the due diligence done protecting our fellow smashers
@AlexanderWarner-ir7gy
@AlexanderWarner-ir7gy 6 жыл бұрын
Anthony Paone Ditto that! Are you an ASCE member? If so, what region?
@talia_al_gabagool
@talia_al_gabagool 6 жыл бұрын
Alex Warner Pittsburgh
@dublinerscraic7946
@dublinerscraic7946 6 жыл бұрын
Lol like any highly educated drafter ever put himself in a potentially hazardous situation on the one job site a month he visits
@AlexanderWarner-ir7gy
@AlexanderWarner-ir7gy 6 жыл бұрын
Anthony Paone Cool. Washington state here.
@kevolit8556
@kevolit8556 6 жыл бұрын
As an aspiring electrician I love this.
@FabbrizioPlays
@FabbrizioPlays 3 жыл бұрын
Objection! In order for magma to be a flammable liquid it would need to be capable of rapid exothermic oxidization - in other words, combustion. Magma's ability to conduct large amounts of thermal energy without oxidizing is actually the most damning proof that it is NOT flammable. OSHA is correct to not intend this inclusion!
@Ax-xo4ux
@Ax-xo4ux Жыл бұрын
So they need a new regulation about magma/lava?
@Nnneemo
@Nnneemo Жыл бұрын
Magma is heat source. Like thermal gun. Same rules. It's open and don't have control systems.
@Molteniceee
@Molteniceee 11 ай бұрын
give me your lunch money nerd
@AthenaAGT
@AthenaAGT 5 жыл бұрын
For those wondering, if he counted each violation as a repeated violation, the total fine would be $170,335,512
@nerbos
@nerbos 4 жыл бұрын
I calculated what the fines would be with every day repeated since its release and its now at a wonderful $114 312 162 630
@khrisbreezy3628
@khrisbreezy3628 4 жыл бұрын
Precisely what I came to the comments for today. Thank you!
@sci_pain3409
@sci_pain3409 4 жыл бұрын
if you included DLC stages, how much would they add? (since they’re willful / repeated)
@thatarnazel8399
@thatarnazel8399 4 жыл бұрын
My question is where did he find these hats?
@j.hindle9243
@j.hindle9243 5 жыл бұрын
Brian (distressed): There is a large ape- [long, bewildered pause] Again, I could not categorise that, but I know he shouldn’t’ve been there!
@Ridley369
@Ridley369 4 жыл бұрын
I was in tears at that part XD
@arancini1837
@arancini1837 3 жыл бұрын
the only reason i liked this is because your profile picture is Jolyne and also because it’s funny
@alastorlapid2365
@alastorlapid2365 3 жыл бұрын
How would you categorize that?
@passionsweird.1906
@passionsweird.1906 3 жыл бұрын
12:02 That’s the beginning of the “75m” level. That’s where the comment came from :)
@user-ld6th3vw8e
@user-ld6th3vw8e 3 жыл бұрын
possibly my favorite bit in this unraveled but it's in close competition with "look at this Polar bear. he has no fuckin' clue what's going on" ( 4:28 )
@sad_beansidhe
@sad_beansidhe 5 жыл бұрын
bdg would be a terrifying lawyer
@havocspiral
@havocspiral 4 жыл бұрын
Piper Evan Cumley a talented one, and he would probably rap the contracts
@madhatt3r93
@madhatt3r93 4 жыл бұрын
Thank god he became a theater kid
@ETYPEJaguar38
@ETYPEJaguar38 4 жыл бұрын
His older brother literally is one
@pawel1.7.22
@pawel1.7.22 4 жыл бұрын
Piper Evan Cumley he failed law school, his brother is a lawyer though lol
@IAmMuchAnger
@IAmMuchAnger 4 жыл бұрын
Would make Patrick proud
@justaduck3615
@justaduck3615 3 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine Brian is a teacher trying to connect with his students by using video game terms.
@Marc-rw3dd
@Marc-rw3dd 3 жыл бұрын
You might be interested in TierZoo
@joshuaashton822
@joshuaashton822 5 жыл бұрын
"Also, you could send me Kirby's phone number. I know he is real. Where are you hiding him."
@slateoffate9812
@slateoffate9812 5 жыл бұрын
You sure you want to call him? He's on another planet. Imagine the phone bill!
@aIexwiththetv
@aIexwiththetv 5 жыл бұрын
Another planet you say? *takes notes* tell me more about this... "planet"
@linearmetroidvania888
@linearmetroidvania888 5 жыл бұрын
Popstar, it’s around planets like Ripple Star, Rock Star, Misteen...
@slateoffate9812
@slateoffate9812 5 жыл бұрын
@@aIexwiththetv Also known of World of Miracles, Popstar is home to a variaty of environments and tools of long dead civilizations.
@rachelporter-chastain6067
@rachelporter-chastain6067 5 жыл бұрын
I need this quote on a t-shirt
@Radcaster
@Radcaster 5 жыл бұрын
Now that Ultimate has a level editor, I think Mr Brian should create the first OSHA approved Smash stage.
@maligulant4396
@maligulant4396 5 жыл бұрын
@Duncan McCardell the lighting fixtures can fall on you That's some kind of violation
@DarkPsychoMessiah
@DarkPsychoMessiah 5 жыл бұрын
@@maligulant4396 Anything can fall if you ground pound it
@maligulant4396
@maligulant4396 5 жыл бұрын
@@DarkPsychoMessiah not everything The ground can't
@tenacityxl
@tenacityxl 5 жыл бұрын
Denki Kaminari COLLAPSE THE EARTH
@maligulant4396
@maligulant4396 5 жыл бұрын
@@tenacityxl NO-
@adrienneholcomb4592
@adrienneholcomb4592 5 жыл бұрын
You know, this is making me feel rather grateful to the people who fought to have these laws actually forcibly enforced instead of just recommendation.
@Silverwind87
@Silverwind87 4 жыл бұрын
Safety is not to be taken lightly.
@Omnicide101
@Omnicide101 4 жыл бұрын
As the trade union saying goes, "Every labour law is written in worker's blood."
@leafyeevee5939
@leafyeevee5939 4 жыл бұрын
I am also glad they made these laws, I'm actually studying a course about U.S. history after the Civil War, and let me tell you it wasn't pretty during the Industrial Revolution. For example, elevators didn't have doors, and one time a child who was working there (another issue altogether) snuck on, and was laying on the floor to avoid being caught and her head got caught between a ledge or something as it was moving up, and you can imagine what happened. She was also blamed for her own death afterwards so the industry could avoid giving compensation (typical). Not to mention all the accidents with the machinery which cause limbs and lives to be taken as well. Also worth noting they were working very long hours and men were paid a dollar a day, women and children were paid even less. Additionally, poor civilians (mostly immigrations) were living in cramped, dirty and structurally unsound apartment buildings, even with other families because they can't afford to live somewhere better. There were safer and cleaner tenant buildings made later, but the regulations were ridiculously strict and biased that the landowner could kick them out for basically no reason. So essentially, living and working conditions of the working class were horrible. This turned into a brief history lesson, sorry about that, but I think I got my point across.
@soupsoup4245
@soupsoup4245 3 жыл бұрын
@@Silverwind87 maybe the real safety fans & bureaucratuc wunderkinds were the friends we made along the way
@DrORRB-qm7fl
@DrORRB-qm7fl 3 жыл бұрын
@@leafyeevee5939 Thank you for the brief history lesson. I should read more about the history of safety regulations and stuff like that. It sounds interesting.
@mackenziebennett6949
@mackenziebennett6949 4 жыл бұрын
"There is a large ape" At the very least that entire stage is a gigantic AZA violation. The enclosure (the stage in this case) is obviously hazardous, there's no enclosing fence or barrier, it looks nothing like the natural habitat of a gorilla, the gorilla is not in an appropriate social group, I'm honestly not sure if barrels would be good enrichment items in this case but jacks definitely aren't, and there are members of the general public in direct contact with an animal with no staff supervision present. Smash Bros. will never get AZA accredited if they keep this up.
@anthonydelfino6171
@anthonydelfino6171 5 жыл бұрын
"How hard is it to put a harness on someone?" Change camera to me having flashbacks listening to my dad (who was an OSHA agent) complaining about his job my entire teenage years.
@MicrowavedAlastair5390
@MicrowavedAlastair5390 3 жыл бұрын
"How hard is it to (ridiculously easy and mundane activity)?" is basically just trying to work with people in general.
@r3dh3rring19
@r3dh3rring19 6 жыл бұрын
Hey Brian rank every smash character based on how good of a date they would be to your senior prom
@thesaucylorax
@thesaucylorax 6 жыл бұрын
Rate the smash characters on, who you'd smash!!
@maou5508
@maou5508 6 жыл бұрын
King K. Rool wins already, **No Contest**
@knicknacknat
@knicknacknat 6 жыл бұрын
i love this one,, so much
@ItsNerfOrNathan
@ItsNerfOrNathan 5 жыл бұрын
Richter if you're a chick, Samus if you're a dude (your call if the armor is on), otherwise go with Lucario.
@sanstheskeleton5900
@sanstheskeleton5900 5 жыл бұрын
If this get 1000 likes he has to do it who agrees ^-^
@theswisswereright
@theswisswereright 6 жыл бұрын
This is... essentially a law school exam. I’m proud of you, BDG. Also, please make a video on whether the 800-something current Pokémon would be edible. Which one is the most edible?
@EinDose
@EinDose 6 жыл бұрын
It has to be the ice cream cone Pokemon, right?
@KitKatHexe
@KitKatHexe 6 жыл бұрын
@@EinDose no. I'd prefer not to have eternal brain freeze
@davidmorgan758
@davidmorgan758 6 жыл бұрын
All I know is I really want to eat a Mr. Mime
@preeforn1994
@preeforn1994 6 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Fabletally
@Fabletally 6 жыл бұрын
this video idea is cursed. i love it!
@Axqu7227
@Axqu7227 3 жыл бұрын
I’m autistic and, unironically and sincerely, government-mandated safety regulations are my second-biggest special interest (after frogs). Thank you for this video. It was a fucking schadenfreude- flavored *treat* to watch a normal human interact with things that are dense and obscure even for people who *love* this shit.
@caolanochearnaigh9804
@caolanochearnaigh9804 2 жыл бұрын
I'm autistic too, and I didn't understand ANYTHING spewing out of his mouth. As you have said, it is extremely dense and obscure.
@Frame_Late
@Frame_Late 2 жыл бұрын
@@caolanochearnaigh9804 for me it's history. Especially Early Modern and Roman.
@KazoooGod
@KazoooGod 2 жыл бұрын
he used to do this. now he is making songs about pumpkin cowboys. no complaints.
@FunnyAndCleverHandle
@FunnyAndCleverHandle 2 жыл бұрын
Math, star wars(sequels not included), and hermit crabs are my special interests right now.
@ethantucker92838
@ethantucker92838 2 жыл бұрын
Im austistic as well, and I was thinking for a second about how disconnected your 2 biggest interests seem to be ...but then i realised that mine are linguistics and timelines of fictional universes 🤣
@neuroatypicalkirby2
@neuroatypicalkirby2 5 жыл бұрын
_"So I'd expect there to be paperwork if any of the gym members get injured. Unfortunately, _*_all of the gym members get injured."_* For some reason this is my favourite line in the whole video.
@tiacat11
@tiacat11 5 жыл бұрын
It's the delivery, I swear. That eloquent speech and calm demeanor, coupled with the slight alarm in the last half, just... yes. Perfection.
@comradebusman3
@comradebusman3 5 жыл бұрын
My favorite is "There is a large ape. Again, I couldn't categorize it, but I know it shouldn't have been there!"
@EpicBlader79
@EpicBlader79 5 жыл бұрын
Just put one wet floor sign. Anywhere. _AND I'LL LET IT SLIDE_
@Freezezonian
@Freezezonian 5 жыл бұрын
Oh I just got that joke.
@janfungusamon4926
@janfungusamon4926 5 жыл бұрын
How do you italicize things on youtube?
@janfungusamon4926
@janfungusamon4926 5 жыл бұрын
@@EpicBlader79 thank you so much!
@clovercove8355
@clovercove8355 5 жыл бұрын
Dexter Neustadt _wait really_
@clovercove8355
@clovercove8355 5 жыл бұрын
_HOLY GUACAMOLE IT WORKS_
@Blahblah97555
@Blahblah97555 4 жыл бұрын
“Recording and reporting injuries” I’m sorry, but have you ever finished a game? Every single stage specifically records and reports the exact amount you were injured, including the total severity of injury, the times you were knocked unconscious, self inflicted injuries, and the maximum severity of your injuries throughout your experience.
@xmlthegreat
@xmlthegreat 3 жыл бұрын
But is it being reported to OSHA? Recording injuries is fine, but the regulation is also about reporting those injuries to OSHA and prospective laborers and mechanics on the work site. This means that the regulation was not complied with. *VIOLATION!*
@jackiecs8190
@jackiecs8190 3 жыл бұрын
@@xmlthegreat incoming: SSBU mod that send an email to OSHA containing the I jury report after every round
@No.1-Yellow-Wood-Sorrel-Fan
@No.1-Yellow-Wood-Sorrel-Fan 3 жыл бұрын
I still remember showing this to my chemistry teacher that made us learn how to fill out OSHA chemical safety sheets with each lab. He fucking loved it. Keep up the great work Brian! Edit: rip unraveled, still keep up the good work!
@softserve2734
@softserve2734 5 жыл бұрын
I love how they don’t have the team do the research and then spoon feed him what to say. You can tell he actually sits down and does all of this himself and it makes it a million times better. Thanks, Polygon, for making Brian suffer ❤️
@ricochet4674
@ricochet4674 4 жыл бұрын
I bet he has help on some of them though. Because some of them seem like an absolutly gargantuane amount of research to do. Though maybe not considering he spent like a year reading halo novels.
@ValTheGnat
@ValTheGnat 4 жыл бұрын
Spenser I think Pat is listed as writer at least once or twice, or at least mentions writing for it
@taakotuesdays
@taakotuesdays 4 жыл бұрын
@@ValTheGnat that could be bits though but honestly idk
@ValTheGnat
@ValTheGnat 4 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth Powell At the end of the day imo it doesn’t matter much. It’s funny as hell and that’s what’s important
@pyrusmcdougz3730
@pyrusmcdougz3730 5 жыл бұрын
This dude basicaly learned an actual job to make a video..
@ricochet4674
@ricochet4674 4 жыл бұрын
I can bet you he forgot it within three days except for some random facts that will be stuck in his brain for all time. Or maybe that is just how my brain works. I forget everything yet I somehow still can recite 18 digits of pi that I memorized in a parking lot once.
@izzygalax
@izzygalax 3 жыл бұрын
@@ricochet4674 I can only remember like... "3.14159..." and thats it. props to you
@ricochet4674
@ricochet4674 3 жыл бұрын
@@izzygalax Dude don't give me credit for a good memory. I have a god awful memory. I just used a memorization technique I had heard about and it worked wonders.
@ryanbui2046
@ryanbui2046 3 жыл бұрын
@@ricochet4674 I can say pnemonomicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosus because I got bored one time when I was 12 and tried learning the worlds longest English word
@youtubehandl
@youtubehandl 3 жыл бұрын
@@ryanbui2046 and I can tell you the year that the ottoman navy entered stagnation off the top of my head. Its 1683
@blackmonish
@blackmonish 5 жыл бұрын
"Am I safe to Smash?" -Most frequently used line in college.
@spikeynay7381
@spikeynay7381 5 жыл бұрын
Nah daycare
@subscriberswithoutavideoye
@subscriberswithoutavideoye 5 жыл бұрын
Nah, *the womb*
@addyyy_
@addyyy_ 5 жыл бұрын
r/cursedcomments
@lopamurblamo
@lopamurblamo 5 жыл бұрын
nah, *conceptuality*
@daddy.tabasco
@daddy.tabasco 5 жыл бұрын
A PSA on safe sex taught by your 'cool' teacher
@kenthillman8989
@kenthillman8989 2 жыл бұрын
As an Environmental Health and Safety Director I will say he got pretty close. However in all honesty the real pain sets in when you realize that these fines can be calculated per exposure. That means that the fine adds up for per employee per instance that an employee was exposed for the duration that that hazard has existed. All of that is per violation. Now that is a hefty bill! Oh and can't forget about the jail time for willful violations.
@Kram1032
@Kram1032 10 ай бұрын
So we ought to look up the game stats and basically multiply by how often each character has been played, and also, it's been five years so by now we can definitely say willful repeat violations
@tinkerer3399
@tinkerer3399 Ай бұрын
Honestly that's good because my first thought at the end of all this is that it was an astoundingly low cost for the number and degree of violations.
@mayac69
@mayac69 6 жыл бұрын
I am becoming increasingly concerned at the rate that these are coming out. Is Brian gonna be alright?
@mvwinf
@mvwinf 6 жыл бұрын
no
@DemonLordSparda
@DemonLordSparda 6 жыл бұрын
@@mvwinf and that's alright.
@tiny_shovel6570
@tiny_shovel6570 6 жыл бұрын
Don't kill this I love it to much I need more Brian not less
@radicool21
@radicool21 6 жыл бұрын
It's a sacrifice for the greater good.
@davos6129
@davos6129 6 жыл бұрын
For his own sake I'll just imagine that he recorded all of them over the past few years and only now do we get to see them
@Proxyhedron
@Proxyhedron 4 жыл бұрын
I am genuinely interested in seeing a workplace safety inspector's reaction to this video. I really want to know how accurate his methods were in comparison to someone who actually does this for a living
@sirgreyspear
@sirgreyspear 3 жыл бұрын
That’s actually a really great idea!
@socksleeve
@socksleeve 2 жыл бұрын
Very late comment, but my dad has worked in the construction industry for nearly 40 years (not an OSHA inspector but he's a site manager so he has to deal with safety oversight), and he absolutely loves this video.
@Foxy02016
@Foxy02016 2 жыл бұрын
@@socksleeve record him talking about it and reacting and you can get a ton of views
@toastedt140
@toastedt140 2 жыл бұрын
@@Foxy02016 its not all about clout
@Foxy02016
@Foxy02016 2 жыл бұрын
@@toastedt140 but it would be interesting to see the video, which is why it would get views
@digidraws_
@digidraws_ 4 жыл бұрын
I was expecting him to be like: "Now I can let bygones be bygones, and OSHA doesn't need to hear about this. All you have to do, is put Waluigi in as a playable fighter..."
@JesuslsASamurai
@JesuslsASamurai 3 жыл бұрын
this is the comment i was looking for
@maxwelllingafelter2373
@maxwelllingafelter2373 3 жыл бұрын
5:01 It's ironic that he specifically mentions Donkey Kong here, as Jungle Japes, a Donkey Kong stage, includes an outhouse. That might be another violation, as the waste is deposited directly into a river that goes who knows where, but it does have a toilet
@kelpstorm
@kelpstorm 4 жыл бұрын
me: oh he wouldn't have read the entire thing. theres so many pages, that's ridiculous! the skyrim video: me, trembling: _h-he wouldn't have-_
@kelpstorm
@kelpstorm 4 жыл бұрын
pretty much every single video after and including this: me, lying dead on the ground:
@disastergirl888
@disastergirl888 4 жыл бұрын
The Halo video...
@Silverwind87
@Silverwind87 4 жыл бұрын
He could make another OSHA video with that knowledge! He should, if only to say "and so, I recalled what I learned from the OSHA guidelines" with pain in his eyes.
@pitioti
@pitioti 3 жыл бұрын
He is the only human that could read ALL the reports of European Union Parliament just for the purpose of a video :'D
@Johnny-Silverhand-V-Arasaka
@Johnny-Silverhand-V-Arasaka 3 жыл бұрын
Or the Halo video or the Bowser military video.
@enby-ralsei
@enby-ralsei 5 жыл бұрын
My biology teacher said that we couldn't use our own blood for a blood lab because it violates OSHA regulations. She asked us what OSHA was, and I knew because of this video.
@ShoulderMonster
@ShoulderMonster 5 жыл бұрын
Really? In Physiology we tested our own blood types... Oddly enough, most everyone was A+
@frenchsoldier8485
@frenchsoldier8485 4 жыл бұрын
@@ShoulderMonster Were they Asians?
@NinaNooneknows
@NinaNooneknows 4 жыл бұрын
We tested ours in 9th grade but our teacher told us they were potential hazardous waste (in case one of us had hepatitis or something) and made a point of disposing of them safely.
@rainingcomplete3018
@rainingcomplete3018 4 жыл бұрын
French Soldier Racist humor isn’t funny~
@frenchsoldier8485
@frenchsoldier8485 4 жыл бұрын
@@rainingcomplete3018 When you do it knowing the stereotype is wrong and have no ill will to it, yes it is
@knicknacknat
@knicknacknat 6 жыл бұрын
can you give me a comprehensive analysis of the hierarchy of Mario enemies? from Bowser all the way down to Goomba, I want to know who gets paid most, who’s getting the best healthcare benefits, and who you would choose as Employee of the Month.
@zerekbasch9988
@zerekbasch9988 6 жыл бұрын
Best request ive seen yet
@rjrazor6464
@rjrazor6464 6 жыл бұрын
this!
@icurnvs776
@icurnvs776 6 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@shanedixon5845
@shanedixon5845 6 жыл бұрын
Bump
@trabalhomorto
@trabalhomorto 6 жыл бұрын
are the goombas unionised?
@catriamflockentanz
@catriamflockentanz 3 жыл бұрын
"Is a Shy Guy a helicopter?" The answer is a resounding: "No, he's not!" If we're talking about Fly Guys it gets complicated though.
@someplant5971
@someplant5971 3 жыл бұрын
Is bandana dee a helicopter?
@smashbomb
@smashbomb 4 жыл бұрын
2018 Brian: I'm going to make Videos explaining game lore and stuff 2019 Brian: I'm going to spend this year counting stuff. 2020 Brian: Two videos in and he's had an existential crisis, twice
@gluGPU
@gluGPU 4 жыл бұрын
2019 brain
@twitchyswitchy433
@twitchyswitchy433 4 жыл бұрын
Isn’t 2020 just 1 long existential crisis?
@TheKingOfSoup
@TheKingOfSoup 4 жыл бұрын
Only twice?
@BearmanBob
@BearmanBob 3 жыл бұрын
2021: His journey is done
@smashbomb
@smashbomb 3 жыл бұрын
@@BearmanBob and a very sad moment for all
@wylinder8402
@wylinder8402 4 жыл бұрын
Death: Walks into the room OSHA: that broken glass on the floor is a violation, it could kill someone
@thatonehorriblebaker7618
@thatonehorriblebaker7618 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@bleepblock2177
@bleepblock2177 3 жыл бұрын
“Bro, my purpose is to kill what do you expect?”
@sobanvohra8586
@sobanvohra8586 2 жыл бұрын
OSHA: "For you to follow the law. Now prepare to get sued."
@brianpatrickdaly
@brianpatrickdaly 6 жыл бұрын
please rank every Dungeons and Dragons monster based off how good they'd look in a polo shirt.
@slayanddecay6009
@slayanddecay6009 6 жыл бұрын
Hard mode, do Centaurs get a polo on both their human torso AND horse torso?
@brianpatrickdaly
@brianpatrickdaly 6 жыл бұрын
@@slayanddecay6009 you know it. and that's why I think they'd be #1
@vriskie
@vriskie 6 жыл бұрын
@@brianpatrickdaly im dying. you killed me. also, wyverns would look pretty great.
@brianpatrickdaly
@brianpatrickdaly 6 жыл бұрын
@@vriskie ooh... didn't even think of Wyverns... that'd be great.
@Crusader820
@Crusader820 6 жыл бұрын
Every single monster?! How many Monster Manuals do you think there are? The poor man would be researching for YEARS!
@HHopebringer
@HHopebringer 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact! A number of U.S. States have departments that oversee Unarmed Combat Sports. Armed Combat Sports are presumably left in the hands of your local renaissance fairs.
@PeterDanielBerg
@PeterDanielBerg 6 жыл бұрын
OSHA man please submit your plans to protect your hands when repairing ceiling fans OSHA man the voyage to the workers' comp office is a real trip OSHA man the rust on this van can't be bribed away, fam it's choking up in first, it's a scam OSHA man
@sullerino8374
@sullerino8374 6 жыл бұрын
Well now that song is in my head all day lol. Well done on the lyric swap!
@MisterAppleEsq
@MisterAppleEsq 6 жыл бұрын
Did you write this? It's great.
@xXsolar99Xx
@xXsolar99Xx 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks, I hate it
@lcddrownd874
@lcddrownd874 5 жыл бұрын
@Jasiel Rosas Almeida stop
@DarkX64
@DarkX64 5 жыл бұрын
We have a winner, everyone else can go home. Now we just need the rest of the lyrics
@MaplePengiun
@MaplePengiun 6 жыл бұрын
Y'all, as a project planner this video had me dying. Having an OSHA cert and being a safety inspector is beaucoup bucks man. You just did the work of a 6-figure job for fun.
@정원-h1t
@정원-h1t 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he couldn't say "I need to know where donkey kong pees" without laughing even in the final version
@duckkingthesecond6893
@duckkingthesecond6893 10 ай бұрын
Fun fact, Donkey Kong is one of the only characters in the Smash Roster where we know exactly where he pees. The left platform of Jungle Japes is an outhouse complete with a hole on the bottom of it.
@XxHellsingrulzxX
@XxHellsingrulzxX 3 жыл бұрын
So funny story: this video made my coworkers and I realize we had unintentionally committed an OSHA violation.
@lindseylindsey9200
@lindseylindsey9200 Жыл бұрын
If it’s something you can say 👀 what was it
@KWBR1123
@KWBR1123 Жыл бұрын
@@lindseylindsey9200 I see you OSHA
@dankhatz651
@dankhatz651 5 жыл бұрын
Mario kart characters ranked on how good they can be as a getaway driver
@benwitte5580
@benwitte5580 4 жыл бұрын
Inversely, how good of a dedicated sober driver from a party
@Silverwind87
@Silverwind87 4 жыл бұрын
@@benwitte5580 Link would be number one, he's a good boy.
@traxstaromega3467
@traxstaromega3467 4 жыл бұрын
Yaaas
@goodpeople25
@goodpeople25 4 жыл бұрын
Albert Nave Really the underage drinker is who you think of for a DD? Okay then.
@danieljoseph5209
@danieljoseph5209 4 жыл бұрын
Waluigi, hands down!
@dorothycosentino
@dorothycosentino 6 жыл бұрын
Property law and stardew valley? I always feel weird chopping down trees in the forest and taking random blueberries from the town... Aren't there laws about that stuff?
@3footcatheter
@3footcatheter 6 жыл бұрын
that opens the door to Link going in people's homes, smashing their pots and looting their chests. it's a slippery slope
@poisondamage2182
@poisondamage2182 5 жыл бұрын
if you commit a crime and noone sees you, you didn't commit a crime
@jamesgillam9656
@jamesgillam9656 5 жыл бұрын
Dorothy Cosentino stardew valley is a communist utopia where no private property exists
@rawovunlapin8201
@rawovunlapin8201 5 жыл бұрын
@@poisondamage2182 "If a tree falls in a forest..."
@sebbee8240
@sebbee8240 5 жыл бұрын
@@jamesgillam9656 actually its a p capitalistic game according to concernedape but yea private property doesnt exist
@traxstaromega3467
@traxstaromega3467 5 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine that whenever a character flies off the screen, they land on giant foam pads surrounded by the kind of stuff you would see on a movie set. The VFX crew(which is editing out the wires everyones on live), the stunt co-coordinator, the director, cameras, a motion capture team etc. Whoever choreographed the fights in this show is brilliant!
@JonathanSicoli
@JonathanSicoli 4 жыл бұрын
They rehired the guys from the Yakuza games. Professional to a fault. You'd almost forget that you're not actually killing anyone!
@theopoldthegamer4284
@theopoldthegamer4284 Жыл бұрын
And that big flash of light and confetti when someone falls and "dies" is just a flashlight and a party popper
@rexcorvorum4262
@rexcorvorum4262 3 жыл бұрын
Only the Saftey Wiz und Bureaucratic Wunderkind could read a sentence were the word “contract” was used five times Edit: as of this notice, Nintendo should now owe $12,145,297,614
@snuffysam
@snuffysam 3 жыл бұрын
As of now 11 new stages have been added, and I’m pretty sure only one is OSHA compliant (King of Fighters Stadium has “glass” but we never see it actually shatter)
@ARVash
@ARVash 6 жыл бұрын
I love how Brian pretends to hate doing this when in all likelihood he's like me and would do these things silently and without telling anyone possibly even throwing the results away after completion. I see you as you are Briam
@awildfilingcabinet6239
@awildfilingcabinet6239 4 жыл бұрын
“~900 violations” So your average public school?
@reikatheglaceon4426
@reikatheglaceon4426 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, my school once closed down because we had no carbon monoxide sensors, and a lot of students passed out and got slight carbon monoxide poisoning, then got closed down again a couple years later, since the high school was full of asbestos, like, every classroom and hallway had asbestos in it
@katec1935
@katec1935 5 жыл бұрын
They should add another osha-compliant stage as DLC, titled "happy, brian?"
@childhoodtoysmodifier5639
@childhoodtoysmodifier5639 4 жыл бұрын
I would love that
@farmerjoe124
@farmerjoe124 4 жыл бұрын
Is King of Fighters Stadium OSHA compliant?
@derrilazkia1002
@derrilazkia1002 4 жыл бұрын
The old punch out boxing ring but without all the fun stuff. That's it
@childhoodtoysmodifier5639
@childhoodtoysmodifier5639 4 жыл бұрын
@@derrilazkia1002 yes
@derrilazkia1002
@derrilazkia1002 4 жыл бұрын
@@childhoodtoysmodifier5639 But everyone should wear boxing gloves and mouthguard? And no weapons at all? Can't hit below waist? Idk do we need to follow boxing rules because it's a boxing ring?
@starcoin5653
@starcoin5653 3 жыл бұрын
“In Pictochat 2, there is too *much* ventilation in the form of this man” That one got me
@ExTess
@ExTess 6 жыл бұрын
7:12 Lava and magma are _not_ flammable liquids, but molten materials. It's under the same guidelines as factories and forges that handle liquid metals and plastics, not combustables that are used as fuel or heating. Still an OSHA violation, but under the wrong jurisdiction - they would have gotten away with it if you tried to push that agenda.
@sneg__
@sneg__ 6 жыл бұрын
Does that imply that if you're a construction firm, you can just have molten materials flowing around and it's not a problem because you're not a forge?
@ExTess
@ExTess 6 жыл бұрын
@@sneg__ No, it means that as a construction firm building something that will eventually contain molten materials, you have to build the factory or forge or whatever under those guidelines. Molten materials don't spontaneously combust or explode when under pressure or near heat, because they're already really hot (hence, molten), but they _can_ kill someone near-instantaneously because of their weight and heat. If you're building something that isn't dealing with the handling of molten materials, though, then you can completely ignore those guidelines because they're not relevant to your design.
@sneg__
@sneg__ 6 жыл бұрын
Oh, okay. I guess I'll have to postpone my plans....
@ExTess
@ExTess 6 жыл бұрын
@@sneg__ I wait with bated breath
@kerry1156
@kerry1156 6 жыл бұрын
Just for the record, Boxing Ring is also in violation of OSHA. According to 1926.855(f) (the manual removal of floors), "when floor arches are being removed, employees shall not be allowed in the area directly underneath, and such an area shall be barricaded to prevent access to it." In Boxing Ring, there is an arch hanging directly above the ring where the fighters will most often be located, and it can be easily destroyed and knocked down onto our poor boys. Violation. We can then see how Boxing Ring is not "the only stage that is OSHA compliant," as Brian seems to claim in his exposé. Nonetheless, this is a very important video for the labor rights of all of our favorite magical combatants.
@hevil93
@hevil93 6 жыл бұрын
The employees are the ones double-twist-back-flip kicking that bitch down.
@willwunsche6940
@willwunsche6940 6 жыл бұрын
Omg lol I was thinking about that
@Professor_Utonium_
@Professor_Utonium_ 6 жыл бұрын
Nice work
@josephray459
@josephray459 6 жыл бұрын
I'm glad someone else noticed
@icarusthefinal3206
@icarusthefinal3206 6 жыл бұрын
Ah, but that particular arch is only destroyed by combatants, making it destruction of property or vandalism on their part. Does that still count?
@matheusaragao7640
@matheusaragao7640 6 жыл бұрын
You should look through all Pokemon (and their Pokedex entries) and see which one would be the most devastating and terrifying in a real life ecosystem.
@zombiesxaliens
@zombiesxaliens 6 жыл бұрын
Yes!!
@piklan89
@piklan89 6 жыл бұрын
Becca Coleman You do know he's joking?
@Sodaim
@Sodaim 6 жыл бұрын
@@piklan89 you do know he isn't?
@alfredodisanto8054
@alfredodisanto8054 6 жыл бұрын
game theory already did a vid like that u should watch it,its gud
@Mclxrendrive
@Mclxrendrive 6 жыл бұрын
Game Theory already did that
@Trickyknow100
@Trickyknow100 3 жыл бұрын
This video actually helped me complete my OSHA 40. The quotes from this video stuck and reminded me of stuff like chutes and slopes
@Asiliea
@Asiliea 4 жыл бұрын
I love how many times you see our Bureaucratic Wunderkind only _barely_ hold it together for some of these lines. I can just imagine each of them requiring just as many takes as we see in the bloopers at the end :D
@Abose87
@Abose87 6 жыл бұрын
Wish more people asked themselves: Am I safe to smash?
@Anthropoid3
@Anthropoid3 6 жыл бұрын
Always check with your doctor to make sure you're safe to smash.
@I_was_a_Bullfrog
@I_was_a_Bullfrog 6 жыл бұрын
@@Anthropoid3 "I was about to smash, but I thought to myself 'Am I safe to smash?' So I checked with my doctor and now I'm always safe to smash. Remember kids, if you are unsure if you are safe to smash, check with a doctor. Always try to avoid Smash Rash."
@ThatOneWarrior
@ThatOneWarrior 6 жыл бұрын
@@I_was_a_Bullfrog Another way to protect yourself from Smash Rash™ is by wearing protection.
@deffdefying4803
@deffdefying4803 5 жыл бұрын
@@I_was_a_Bullfrog *_SMASH RASH_*
@BingoClamshell
@BingoClamshell 6 жыл бұрын
Go through the main protagonists/antagonists of every Final Fantasy game and figure out who's morning routine takes the longest to get that hair on point.
@pcg13
@pcg13 6 жыл бұрын
this idea made me crack up, thank you.
@Crow7878
@Crow7878 6 жыл бұрын
That sounds like a daunting yet intriguing idea for a video.
@EinDose
@EinDose 6 жыл бұрын
Honestly, it's Cloud pretty heavily, he's the only one where his hair is specifically, even in modern graphics (i.e. Dissidia), modeled to be totally nuts. The worst anyone else gets is a fairly specific style, I can't imagine someone like Squall maintains it to that degree. Lightning might beat him in terms of overall time and money spent rather than morning routine time, though. That is a lot of hair to keep up a permanent dye job on, and I think a complex haircut is doing most of the heavy lifting in the hairstyle department.
@BingoClamshell
@BingoClamshell 6 жыл бұрын
@@EinDose I mean, I know Cloud IS probably the right answer... But, I did say antagonists as well, so... uh... Seymour?
@BingoClamshell
@BingoClamshell 6 жыл бұрын
Maybe I was wrong focusing on just the hair? Maybe the better question is just the more generic and simple, "Which Final Fantasy character's morning routine takes the longest?" Some of those peeps have so many straps, buttons, and layers, that must take a good 10-15 minutes right there.
@ADudeNamedLucky
@ADudeNamedLucky 2 жыл бұрын
I love how this is edited in a way that makes it look like BDG went on an angry rant about every other thing, and it was just cut out, to get to the point where he starts talking about something on topic again.
@KennethJammin
@KennethJammin 6 жыл бұрын
The level of effort and research put into your videos contrasted by the absurdity of their subject matter is impressive. You're a gift to the internet.
@MegapiemanPHD
@MegapiemanPHD 6 жыл бұрын
75m may have the most violations, but at least it has correct ladders.
@mixpix
@mixpix 6 жыл бұрын
The ladders don't extend past the platform, so exiting the ladder at the top is dangerous.
@Thiccolasjames
@Thiccolasjames 6 жыл бұрын
Also if its taller than X amount of feet there needs to be a barrier around it.
@isaackangas6921
@isaackangas6921 6 жыл бұрын
Someone please draw up OSHA compliant Smash stages.
@DecoySanchez
@DecoySanchez 6 жыл бұрын
Imagine a padded room from an insane asylum
@orangeapples
@orangeapples 6 жыл бұрын
Boxing Ring from Punch Out? [edit] I didn’t finish the video and posted before it was revealed that the boxing ring indeed has 0 violations.
@MaxwellTornado
@MaxwellTornado 6 жыл бұрын
@@DecoySanchez That was my idea as well.
@chucktowski_
@chucktowski_ 6 жыл бұрын
@@DecoySanchez but with egress. Ventilation. Bathroom, with doors, electric outlets within 5 ft if the sink... There's so much
@SeraphimZoomer
@SeraphimZoomer 6 жыл бұрын
why does polygon force brian to relentlessly research these meaningless things for our entertainment
@cyansius3950
@cyansius3950 4 жыл бұрын
You should have used form 1910 for general industry standard for most of the stages, however 1926 is fine for the ones that have construction going on.
@LPrulez943
@LPrulez943 6 жыл бұрын
This man is a goddamn gift to Polygon. When God taketh away a McElroy He gives us a Brian David Gilbert.
@kelliandonnelly102
@kelliandonnelly102 5 жыл бұрын
He throws a Brian David Gilbert through the window
@Sir_Bucket
@Sir_Bucket 5 жыл бұрын
@@kelliandonnelly102 and then the pieces of the glass Gilbert broke became weed, and Gilbert smoke all of they, becoming the man we have today
@ahobbit1273
@ahobbit1273 5 жыл бұрын
I only wish it were equal. Imagine if we got two Brians when the McElroys left. It would have been glorious.
@eliburry-schnepp6012
@eliburry-schnepp6012 5 жыл бұрын
Now I want BDG to guest star on The Adventure Zone
@harrylane4
@harrylane4 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah but this was one BDG step forward and two McElroy steps back. They still need one more
@bencarrasquillo
@bencarrasquillo 6 жыл бұрын
Judge all the meals from Monster Hunter World like you’re a judge on Chopped
@stanconnorstan4266
@stanconnorstan4266 6 жыл бұрын
Alternatively some of the meals in BOTW
@OneIcyBoy
@OneIcyBoy 2 ай бұрын
@@stanconnorstan4266You predicted the future
@WillKeaton
@WillKeaton 5 жыл бұрын
"I need to know where Donkey Kong pees!" But, there's clearly an outhouse in the Jungle Japes stage. In fact, DK is the one character where we can definitively say we DO know where he pees! Well, him and Diddy.
@giornogiovanna2008
@giornogiovanna2008 4 жыл бұрын
And K.Rool
@Silverwind87
@Silverwind87 4 жыл бұрын
@@giornogiovanna2008 They're friends now.🤗
@devoutmordexfollower5289
@devoutmordexfollower5289 4 жыл бұрын
The next unraveled, "we found every major flaw in brians mental state" But then again youtube doesnt allow for more than 24 hours of footage
@메추라기-q6h
@메추라기-q6h 7 ай бұрын
So uh, ever heard of the Beverly Hillbillies?
@nicoharlan5703
@nicoharlan5703 5 жыл бұрын
Still waiting on my *YOU CANNOT HIDE YOUR LADDERS FROM ME* shirt.
@genuineinterest
@genuineinterest 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly. I know Unraveled has a tiny bit of merch now but they're SLEEPING on all the possibilities
@gylfie24linole
@gylfie24linole 4 жыл бұрын
If you *really* want one of those I know you can find it on Redbubble :P
@finlynham5841
@finlynham5841 4 жыл бұрын
It’d also be good jacksepticeye merch now
@zirjaeger4037
@zirjaeger4037 5 жыл бұрын
“Just put one wet floor sign anywhere and I’ll let it slide” I see what you did there
@kilo3989
@kilo3989 4 жыл бұрын
I hate that this had to be pointed out to me, but I am so glad that I got to pick it up finally.
@experiment35
@experiment35 6 жыл бұрын
How many "Assassinations" (as opposed to just murders) do each of the Assassins Creed main characters actually carry out? Like what percentage of all the characters you kill are you actually paid professionally to kill? Because I think these "Assassins" have been lying on their resumes, and may not actually be assassins at all - just murderers.
@sagemasters8443
@sagemasters8443 6 жыл бұрын
Assassination is not contract killing; it's politically or religiously motivated murder. All the killings in assassin's creed come as a result of the ideological differences between templars and assassins, and thus all of the killings are assassinations.
@redberra223
@redberra223 6 жыл бұрын
@@sagemasters8443 not in Origins. Bayek is just out for blood.
@experiment35
@experiment35 6 жыл бұрын
@@sagemasters8443 I think there's more to the cultural concept and understanding of assassination that just that - if all a murder has to be to be considered an assassination is be politically, ideologically or religiously motivated then I think you could argue most murder is assassination since politics and ideology have huge influences on our actions and moral codes. And a lot of killing that is motivated by these factors (like terrorism), isn't seen or labelled as assassination most of the time. I think, culturally, we see assassination as being a culmination of multiple conditions which commonly (though yeah not always) includes payment and professionalism, covertness, and/or the killing of *one* specific political/public figure. You could hire an assassin to kill someone in order to gain financially and that's not necessarily motivated by politics or religion. Like, the meaning/definition is up for debate - but I don't think Ezio killing ten guards to avoid capture is assassination no matter why he ( *record scratch* yeah, that's me) ended up in this crazy situation
@ballisticblocker9163
@ballisticblocker9163 4 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine getting a ‘1926-Subpart R’ during a class presentation.
@aquaartistcat5835
@aquaartistcat5835 6 жыл бұрын
Disect the Animal Crossing economy. Why are bugs worth so much money? In relation to the US economy, how much more or less are resources, and which resources are under or overly valued?
@Ultimatro
@Ultimatro 6 жыл бұрын
I second this.
@evanrussell5933
@evanrussell5933 6 жыл бұрын
I third this
@jamesbruder4529
@jamesbruder4529 6 жыл бұрын
I fourth this
@owlpip8992
@owlpip8992 6 жыл бұрын
i fifth this
@padparad5cha
@padparad5cha 6 жыл бұрын
I sixth this
@Yorviing
@Yorviing 6 жыл бұрын
The more videos we see of Brian David Gilbert, the better
@casualsanta
@casualsanta 6 жыл бұрын
You forgot 'Safety Fan and Bureaucratic Wunderkind'
@jlco
@jlco 5 жыл бұрын
next update Nintendo adds fire extinguishers and life rings in the background of every stage
@mirandatagliamonte9754
@mirandatagliamonte9754 5 жыл бұрын
Jloc and toilets
@Some__Guy
@Some__Guy 4 жыл бұрын
I love that he can't say "I need to see where Donkey Kong pees." with a straight face. Like, you see in the bloopers that he keeps laughing when he says it, but it's funnier to know that he couldn't still eventually say it without smiling.
@MabelPinesXD
@MabelPinesXD 5 жыл бұрын
Come with me 🎵 and you’ll see 🎶 a wooorld of osha violations 🎵🎶🎵
@notinorder9630
@notinorder9630 5 жыл бұрын
Okay ii thought this came from this video, where did it come from??? My brain is lying to me and it's making me very concerned!
@MabelPinesXD
@MabelPinesXD 5 жыл бұрын
NotInOrder I’m pretty sure it was a matpat thing but i could be wrong lmao
@alibolink0719
@alibolink0719 5 жыл бұрын
@@notinorder9630 it's from willy wonka
@uhohstinky6112
@uhohstinky6112 5 жыл бұрын
Matpat did a osha violation video on willy wonka and the chocolate factory
@wooby4104
@wooby4104 4 жыл бұрын
the song is from the original willy wonka movie, look up "come with me, and you'll see, a world of pure imagination"
@cramerfloro5936
@cramerfloro5936 6 жыл бұрын
"Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of OSHA violations!"
@irrelevantFJS
@irrelevantFJS 6 жыл бұрын
Someone already said this before you. Hmm. 🤔
@legendarypotatoguy5033
@legendarypotatoguy5033 6 жыл бұрын
Don't think he hasn't gotten on to Wonka yet!
@desiree5416
@desiree5416 6 жыл бұрын
Film Theory!
@sharkofjoy
@sharkofjoy 6 жыл бұрын
I do not know what is wrong with me because every time one of these videos goes up, I immediately think, "THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN I WANT TO DO THAT" some weird combination of loving research, arbitrary applications of standards to concepts not designed for it, and the continually rediscovered horror of the absurdity of existence. Best series, 5 stars, would nominate for an oscar if they did youtube videos and also awarded something called "best depiction of existential crisis"
@grantryder352
@grantryder352 6 жыл бұрын
This series is the perfect manifestation of a chaotic neutral doing something creatively constructive and I am honestly living for it
@Alyssa-ho5pi
@Alyssa-ho5pi 3 жыл бұрын
He’s like a lawyer but the total opposite of a lawyer I don’t know how to explain
@johndematte2166
@johndematte2166 5 жыл бұрын
I feel like this is when game theory’s younger brother surpasses him and I’m more than happy to see it do so
@swiftlymurmurs
@swiftlymurmurs 5 жыл бұрын
Well they're both former theatre kids. The difference is that one has a sciencey degree and this one has a degree in writing, so while Mat does more math and such (though less and less these days) this man crafts intricate stories in each and every video
@fungalhog
@fungalhog 5 жыл бұрын
Floris Bordewijk plus, mat is garbage and bdg is god
@vanelly5652
@vanelly5652 5 жыл бұрын
sky briggs I agree with the latter, the former... eh
@erikw.s.5209
@erikw.s.5209 5 жыл бұрын
@@vanelly5652 bdg said trans rights, while Mat discarded all entries into a survery he did that were from nonbinary people, before repeating a bunch of transphobic jokes that people made in the survey in his video... So yeah. Bdg good, matpat not that good.
@siryamilton3500
@siryamilton3500 5 жыл бұрын
@@erikw.s.5209 Source?
@justsomebassist
@justsomebassist 6 жыл бұрын
It's the absurd specificity and lazer-focusing of Game Theory, but without all the bad! Thank you, Brian of Polygon
@nbrickey7272
@nbrickey7272 6 жыл бұрын
The bad being matpat's awful jokes
@insert_disc_3
@insert_disc_3 6 жыл бұрын
@@nbrickey7272 Honestly, at least Brian knows that his calculations and reasoning are bullshit sometimes. Not to diss Game Theory but if this was a GT video matpat would be serious about the violations and act like everything said was based entirely in fact. I love both Brian and GT (mostly) but Unraveled is possibly my favourite youtube series right now.
@USBmi
@USBmi 6 жыл бұрын
GameTheory really went down the drain huh
@insert_disc_3
@insert_disc_3 6 жыл бұрын
aguy654 yes. I like Brian's character way more.
@insert_disc_3
@insert_disc_3 6 жыл бұрын
aguy654 I find your reply too smug to acknowledge.
@jason42797
@jason42797 5 жыл бұрын
what pokemon are legal pets? Like ignoring fire breathing and so on (or not) what pokemon could be considered legal pets? like growlith is a dog so thats probably fine but is owning anything like a charizard legal anywere?
@Jukajobs
@Jukajobs 5 жыл бұрын
what about pokemon like mister mime and other humanoids??? how does that work, not only legally but also morally??
@ender7278
@ender7278 5 жыл бұрын
Growlithe is a fire type....
@e-811
@e-811 5 жыл бұрын
I have questions about the spaying and neutering of pokemon
@InfiniteEditsHD
@InfiniteEditsHD 5 жыл бұрын
Theres more tigers in captivity in the state of texas than anywhere in the wild. If people think tigers can qualify as a pet than im sure a charizard isn't to much of a stretch
@vicgull5
@vicgull5 5 жыл бұрын
Not only that, but you have to determine which Pokémon are rare enough to be considered “endangered” (e.g. legendaries and others with low appearance rates). Not only would it be illegal to keep these as pets, but under the US Fish and Wildlife Service’s Endangered Species Act, it would be illegal to capture or battle these Pokémon at all.
@Coach_Shiner
@Coach_Shiner 4 жыл бұрын
"Am I safe to Smash?" -Brian Gilbert, 2018
@colefitzpatrick8431
@colefitzpatrick8431 6 жыл бұрын
1.) Please rank Bowser's plans to capture the Princess from "Logical" to "Excessively thorough and needlessly overcomplicated". 2.) Calculate Sonic the Hedgehog's fastest speed and decide the moment at which he traveled the fastest. I know Game Theory might have done it already but you're just a better version of him. 3.) Link EVERY FINAL FANTASY GAME (not counting Dissidia, World of Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, etc.) 4.) eat jelly
@KurtisMuniz
@KurtisMuniz 6 жыл бұрын
BDG- Please eat jelly
@summons1063
@summons1063 6 жыл бұрын
Final Fantasy 14 actually created lore that's considered canon that combines all the final fantasy games, including FXV
@colefitzpatrick8431
@colefitzpatrick8431 6 жыл бұрын
@@summons1063 Don't use XIV as a catch-all then. I guess try to only mention XIV version 1.0, before A Realm Reborn
@toetotipthatsabart5048
@toetotipthatsabart5048 6 жыл бұрын
You should find the most interesting NPC in Pokemon! Gym leaders, mandatory interactions (professor oak, your rival, or anyone else that progresses the storyline), and anyone who shows up in every town (nurse joy, the clerk at the pokemart) should be excluded.
@SeventhEve
@SeventhEve 6 жыл бұрын
Yes but which Pokemon
@gn7535
@gn7535 6 жыл бұрын
@@SeventhEve All of them.
@marving.8868
@marving.8868 6 жыл бұрын
Thats just crule!!!
@arkfifty
@arkfifty 6 жыл бұрын
Or the best one to date???
@verycasul
@verycasul 6 жыл бұрын
I am actually going to suggest "The Most Attractive Pokemon Tier List", but this is good
@theskywolfwarrior6060
@theskywolfwarrior6060 5 жыл бұрын
Slight problem: OSHA has no jurisdiction in Japan. RIP
@Silverwind87
@Silverwind87 4 жыл бұрын
Explains why Godzilla is allowed to level Tokyo every ten years.
@ricochet4674
@ricochet4674 4 жыл бұрын
Nintendo has a division in the US. This sounds like an interesting legal problem which I am not qualified or willing to decipher. Unlike Brian, I am not willing to read any amount of legal regulations.
@Madhattersinjeans
@Madhattersinjeans 4 жыл бұрын
Right but it's fair to say he couldn't get a Japanese version of their rules and then translate them for us. Going with an American equivalent is good enough for comedy. And osha is more relatable because most his audience is likely american, simply because youtube.
@DisasterEnby
@DisasterEnby 4 жыл бұрын
That only covers Mementos. OSHA has jurisdiction over every other stage, however.
@explosivemodesonicmauricet1597
@explosivemodesonicmauricet1597 4 жыл бұрын
Spoiler:Well this means reading the workplace safety laws in Japan,but that's after you know how to read the language.
@frontful5698
@frontful5698 3 жыл бұрын
"I am not here to discuss her qualifications, but you should not be firing those lasers at employees. JuSt LeT mE gAmE, mOm!"
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