As a law student “I couldn’t give a shit about death you should have removed the window” is the most accurate felling of reading a legal problem I have ever heard
@CULTOFARTRA4 жыл бұрын
Ksta The Shiba Inu fool
@poemsbypoetry4 жыл бұрын
This is beautiful to watch from a Law perspective.
@belegl.77213 жыл бұрын
I don't care that two people died, the assignment was about who has to pay for the speeding ticket so that is the only thing that matters to me.
@g.k6843 жыл бұрын
“I’m ignoring the fact that they’re fighting on a JET. And instead thinking of how loud those jets are. Pop some earplugs in.” I wrote this from memory. Don’t kill me
@alastorlapid23653 жыл бұрын
Heh.
@Zogger5684 жыл бұрын
I work in a chemical plant, and as much as we make fun of OSHA for having over the top regulations, remember that every guideline has been written after the fact, usually in blood.
@wilderposey3 жыл бұрын
For my intro to engineering class, we took the 10 hour OSHA course. We had to pick three regulations and we had to write about what accident led to it. It was ... interesting.
@ChadKakashi3 жыл бұрын
@@wilderposey That would've been disturbing.
@Golden125003 жыл бұрын
The way you worded this makes it seem like you've seen some real crap *I'd probably believe you if you said so*
@wilderposey3 жыл бұрын
@@Golden12500 well, I’m still in high school, but my robotics team has had some interesting accidents. Loss of hair due to having it yoinked out, and a few sever cuts. I got electrocuted when someone left live wired on a metal table.
@agentwashingtub91673 жыл бұрын
Did you know back in the early 1900s companies would higher Pinkertons to murder workers who asked that first aid be given to injured workers?
@KamFails4 жыл бұрын
"I KNOW KIRBY IS REAL. WHERE ARE YOU HIDING HIM?" Foreshadowing
@Albatross09134 жыл бұрын
i honestly thought it was a reference to the kirby video until i checked the dates
@PrinceSqee4 жыл бұрын
1k
@theworstmaid4 жыл бұрын
what does this mean
@KamFails4 жыл бұрын
@@theworstmaid Just watch the Kirby unraveled
@starfox38834 жыл бұрын
BDGCU (BDG Cinematic Universe)
@BierBart123 жыл бұрын
TIL: OSHA has no regulations against dangerous animals or pets at the workplace, hence the large ape is perfectly okay to have on the construction site.
@davidhale26823 жыл бұрын
It's like air bud, but possible!
@LeakyTrees3 жыл бұрын
@@squirrelchipz that monkey is rescuing no one but itself
@JosephY293 жыл бұрын
Could we say that mother brain could be categorized as an animal then?
@Silverwind873 жыл бұрын
@@JosephY29 She could be a space fungus for all we know.
@genericname27473 жыл бұрын
@@davidhale2682 "There are no rules that say an ape can't murder people for fun" -Smash Bud
@mayajade61985 жыл бұрын
This video is basically how I imagine Devils in D&D: Totally unconcerned with the fact that it's a literal blood sport, but _very adamant_ that the stairs need hand rails.
@lkelly70025 жыл бұрын
Or Lawful Neutral/Evil alignments
@codyj.35675 жыл бұрын
I'm in a nine hells campaign right now. And honestly yeah basically
@iantuck1235 жыл бұрын
Lucy Kelly yeah. Devils are lawful evil.
@tenacityxl5 жыл бұрын
You have given me so many ideas Maya. I appreciate you, thank you.
@mayajade61985 жыл бұрын
@Jayson Buch I did have an idea for an adventure or campaign where the players somehow get in trouble with Hell and have to go to Hell Court, and of course because it's Hell, nothing is fair, so they have to bribe, threaten, and manipulate their way to victory or else be doomed to spend the rest of their lives wasting away waiting for an arbitrarily distant court date and then have their souls damned by default.
@Cyranek6 жыл бұрын
the lengths this man is willing to go to
@raph29546 жыл бұрын
Cyranek Was is the time of time to you
@jackevans59696 жыл бұрын
BDG is a champ. personal channel is hilarious
@stravensongorglyforgly34276 жыл бұрын
Okay seriously, I keep seeing your comments on every video I watch. How does this keep happening?
@des33736 жыл бұрын
is this related to the show
@krealyesitisbeta56426 жыл бұрын
a length of *75M*
@starat26455 жыл бұрын
This is the most Lawful Neutral Unraveled there has been
@NothingXemnas5 жыл бұрын
Which is curious, as this is the most Chaotic Neutral series in the channel.
@jennifertran75555 жыл бұрын
Brian is Chaotic Lawful
@rysander5 жыл бұрын
Jennifer Tran The true intersection of every alignment.
@shaunshroom5 жыл бұрын
It's chaotic good
@RobCamp-rmc_04 жыл бұрын
It’s actually, impossibly, chaotic lawful
@vulpixxlenya22844 жыл бұрын
As someone who was OSHA certified I felt his pain on a spiritual level.
@Catterjeeo3 жыл бұрын
How accurate is Brian's methods and evaluations here?
@vulpixxlenya22843 жыл бұрын
@@Catterjeeo I haven’t been OSHA certified in years so I’m not the best person to ask. It seems accurate from what I do know.
@shanelawrence74383 жыл бұрын
@@vulpixxlenya2284 is a giant untrained ape on a construction site a violation or no?
@dingdawng3 жыл бұрын
@@shanelawrence7438 as another commenter pointed out, there are no regulations against it so technically it isn't a violation. But it likely will end up being classified as a violation anyway.
@AliciaRainbow2 жыл бұрын
@@dingdawng I feel like OSHA probably has some miscellaneous regulation that can cover "We didn't think of this yet, but it seems really unsafe, so you're in trouble anyway, even if there's not a specific rule. Yet." If they don't, they should probably do that.
@UndeadKIRA6 жыл бұрын
hiring this dude is the best thing polygon has done
@lilbuddyjoker5 жыл бұрын
Who tf is polygon I'm here for this angel only
@bluebell5605 жыл бұрын
When I first saw this guy’s channel I was like “Huh, he seems really familiar, but I’ve never seen his name before. Weird.”
@aaronl225 жыл бұрын
Jak Vokun-Sos +
@doot30505 жыл бұрын
“2nd best” car boys is the best choice they’ve ever made
@lizzyscutt74865 жыл бұрын
DooT yeah I love the show where just Griffin discovers the meaning of life and infinity
@bucca25 жыл бұрын
“There is a large ape.” Liquid comedy.
@Minishadow45 жыл бұрын
I love the silence right after he says it
@sillyspaceguys5 жыл бұрын
I read this just as he said it...
@madhatt3r934 жыл бұрын
Off topic but the cockatiel on your profile picture is so cute! Is it yours? 🐦
@saulo43024 жыл бұрын
*I can taste it.*
@rominkivela93514 жыл бұрын
Timestamp please? Edit: nvm it's at 12:40
@juliannebartlett48415 жыл бұрын
Animal Crossing NPCs ranked by how likely they are to help you hide a body.
@emmittkussrow88995 жыл бұрын
This is fantastic. Especially when you consider the catchphrase they'd use while helping you.
@Lunarity225 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest idea ever conceived
@frogwitch85985 жыл бұрын
God please i need to see this
@MultiSuperMarion5 жыл бұрын
I never knew I needed this in my life until I saw this comment. If there is a merciful bdg out there, please answer our prayers and bestow this gift upon us.
@taakotuesdays5 жыл бұрын
Please Brian. Please
@16BitGamerCat3 жыл бұрын
"It is literally the only stage with a tower crane, and you fucked it up." Why did this freaking KILL me?
@wackyanimations33262 жыл бұрын
im sorry for your loss
@PatrykPonichtera Жыл бұрын
Very likely because you used the tower crane improperly
@Pyrodiac9 ай бұрын
Because they fucked up the tower crane.
@ericdculver5 жыл бұрын
"It's almost as if it was designed to be a safe place for people to fight in." Cracked me up.
@saifuusuri4 жыл бұрын
No mentioning the fact that the ceiling lights can just fall on top of you in Boxing Ring.
@cking13404 жыл бұрын
@@saifuusuri "construction worker's" fault
@ricochet46744 жыл бұрын
@@saifuusuri still originally designed to be safe. It's just bad. still better than an ocean of fucking acid though.
@chaotickreg70244 жыл бұрын
@@saifuusuri I was going to mention that because I used to do lighting, but if they can break a few chains then it doesn't matter if the rig was hung properly.
@d-lynnz78554 жыл бұрын
I just realized that Brian is implying that Construction is "close enough" to blood sport
@Silverwind874 жыл бұрын
You don't know what the workers get up to.
@pixelartkid79653 жыл бұрын
Gäbijj. Construction is way more dangerous.
@danielcorrigan88053 жыл бұрын
I've done both. Can confirm. Same thing.
@NotSterline3 жыл бұрын
I really want to know if he just forgot about boxing or if boxing isn't covered by OSHA
@Leo-mh3cg3 жыл бұрын
As a Electrician that often works on Construction sites, i can confirm, that is absolute accurate
@lemmetalkaboutthis4 жыл бұрын
"there's no OSHA regulation for levitating floors" WELL NOT YET THERE ISN'T
@Sleepy_Cabbage3 жыл бұрын
is their any yet?
@lemmetalkaboutthis3 жыл бұрын
@@Sleepy_Cabbage not that I know of.... Probably need to invent levitating floors first
@87crowhat543 жыл бұрын
If there are no walls around the levitating floor, then it is a violation
@shanelawrence74383 жыл бұрын
if its levatating 40 inches off the floor without a handrail it is a violation
@mikaroni_and_cheez3 жыл бұрын
Levitating floors must have a renewable or replaceable source of energy to maintain flight
@Silverwind874 жыл бұрын
Hopefully now that Steve, a qualified builder, has been added, the buildings will be safer.
@McJethroPovTee3 жыл бұрын
Oh no why is he building TO the edge... Why is he riding a minecart off the platform. Does he have explosive permits? Steve you were supposed to save us from violations!
@oblivion7153 жыл бұрын
Well... at least Mario has a hardhat.
@SorowFame3 жыл бұрын
I’m fairly certain Steve isn’t a licensed contractor.
@Silverwind873 жыл бұрын
@@McJethroPovTee OSHA is asleep, post the load-bearing floating block.
@hazeltree77383 жыл бұрын
I'm fairly sure placing blocks that crumble a few seconds after placement, making a makeshift rail track and placing down magma isn't OSHA safe
@nshady166 жыл бұрын
Brian, thank you for doing my suggestion and shining a spotlight on this important issue. This is the start of a movement that will ensure ALL video games take their characters’ health and well-being seriously. Keep fighting the good fight.
@polygon6 жыл бұрын
We can all dream of a better future. Sorry for calling you garbage. -BDG
@nshady166 жыл бұрын
@@polygon It is already my text message tone. 😘
@jermm53026 жыл бұрын
nshady16 ur a god making him do this, you’re the PETA of video games
@mackstax44406 жыл бұрын
That's fucking great
@nunyabisness70556 жыл бұрын
Viva la Revolucion!
@PinkieImpaled6 жыл бұрын
as someone who got o.s.h.a. certification I am impressed with the amount of boring reading you had to go through. Good job
@samspotts65 жыл бұрын
Vlad the impaled have you read all the OSHA guidelines?
@tiacat115 жыл бұрын
As someone with probably more expertise, do you have thoughts on his evaluation? Anything he missed, any false positives?
@sayhowling4 жыл бұрын
it's been a year, we need answers Vlad
@PinkieImpaled4 жыл бұрын
I would say he's more accurate than most foreman he covered most everything applicable and even was generous on several. My apologies for the long wait
@PinkieImpaled4 жыл бұрын
@@samspotts6 all relating to job safety I'm certified by O.S.H.A. as well
@talia_al_gabagool6 жыл бұрын
As a civil engineer I really appreciate the due diligence done protecting our fellow smashers
@AlexanderWarner-ir7gy6 жыл бұрын
Anthony Paone Ditto that! Are you an ASCE member? If so, what region?
@talia_al_gabagool6 жыл бұрын
Alex Warner Pittsburgh
@dublinerscraic79466 жыл бұрын
Lol like any highly educated drafter ever put himself in a potentially hazardous situation on the one job site a month he visits
@AlexanderWarner-ir7gy6 жыл бұрын
Anthony Paone Cool. Washington state here.
@kevolit85566 жыл бұрын
As an aspiring electrician I love this.
@FabbrizioPlays3 жыл бұрын
Objection! In order for magma to be a flammable liquid it would need to be capable of rapid exothermic oxidization - in other words, combustion. Magma's ability to conduct large amounts of thermal energy without oxidizing is actually the most damning proof that it is NOT flammable. OSHA is correct to not intend this inclusion!
@Ax-xo4ux Жыл бұрын
So they need a new regulation about magma/lava?
@Nnneemo Жыл бұрын
Magma is heat source. Like thermal gun. Same rules. It's open and don't have control systems.
@Molteniceee11 ай бұрын
give me your lunch money nerd
@AthenaAGT5 жыл бұрын
For those wondering, if he counted each violation as a repeated violation, the total fine would be $170,335,512
@nerbos4 жыл бұрын
I calculated what the fines would be with every day repeated since its release and its now at a wonderful $114 312 162 630
@khrisbreezy36284 жыл бұрын
Precisely what I came to the comments for today. Thank you!
@sci_pain34094 жыл бұрын
if you included DLC stages, how much would they add? (since they’re willful / repeated)
@thatarnazel83994 жыл бұрын
My question is where did he find these hats?
@j.hindle92435 жыл бұрын
Brian (distressed): There is a large ape- [long, bewildered pause] Again, I could not categorise that, but I know he shouldn’t’ve been there!
@Ridley3694 жыл бұрын
I was in tears at that part XD
@arancini18373 жыл бұрын
the only reason i liked this is because your profile picture is Jolyne and also because it’s funny
@alastorlapid23653 жыл бұрын
How would you categorize that?
@passionsweird.19063 жыл бұрын
12:02 That’s the beginning of the “75m” level. That’s where the comment came from :)
@user-ld6th3vw8e3 жыл бұрын
possibly my favorite bit in this unraveled but it's in close competition with "look at this Polar bear. he has no fuckin' clue what's going on" ( 4:28 )
@sad_beansidhe5 жыл бұрын
bdg would be a terrifying lawyer
@havocspiral4 жыл бұрын
Piper Evan Cumley a talented one, and he would probably rap the contracts
@madhatt3r934 жыл бұрын
Thank god he became a theater kid
@ETYPEJaguar384 жыл бұрын
His older brother literally is one
@pawel1.7.224 жыл бұрын
Piper Evan Cumley he failed law school, his brother is a lawyer though lol
@IAmMuchAnger4 жыл бұрын
Would make Patrick proud
@justaduck36153 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine Brian is a teacher trying to connect with his students by using video game terms.
@Marc-rw3dd3 жыл бұрын
You might be interested in TierZoo
@joshuaashton8225 жыл бұрын
"Also, you could send me Kirby's phone number. I know he is real. Where are you hiding him."
@slateoffate98125 жыл бұрын
You sure you want to call him? He's on another planet. Imagine the phone bill!
@aIexwiththetv5 жыл бұрын
Another planet you say? *takes notes* tell me more about this... "planet"
@linearmetroidvania8885 жыл бұрын
Popstar, it’s around planets like Ripple Star, Rock Star, Misteen...
@slateoffate98125 жыл бұрын
@@aIexwiththetv Also known of World of Miracles, Popstar is home to a variaty of environments and tools of long dead civilizations.
@rachelporter-chastain60675 жыл бұрын
I need this quote on a t-shirt
@Radcaster5 жыл бұрын
Now that Ultimate has a level editor, I think Mr Brian should create the first OSHA approved Smash stage.
@maligulant43965 жыл бұрын
@Duncan McCardell the lighting fixtures can fall on you That's some kind of violation
@DarkPsychoMessiah5 жыл бұрын
@@maligulant4396 Anything can fall if you ground pound it
@maligulant43965 жыл бұрын
@@DarkPsychoMessiah not everything The ground can't
@tenacityxl5 жыл бұрын
Denki Kaminari COLLAPSE THE EARTH
@maligulant43965 жыл бұрын
@@tenacityxl NO-
@adrienneholcomb45925 жыл бұрын
You know, this is making me feel rather grateful to the people who fought to have these laws actually forcibly enforced instead of just recommendation.
@Silverwind874 жыл бұрын
Safety is not to be taken lightly.
@Omnicide1014 жыл бұрын
As the trade union saying goes, "Every labour law is written in worker's blood."
@leafyeevee59394 жыл бұрын
I am also glad they made these laws, I'm actually studying a course about U.S. history after the Civil War, and let me tell you it wasn't pretty during the Industrial Revolution. For example, elevators didn't have doors, and one time a child who was working there (another issue altogether) snuck on, and was laying on the floor to avoid being caught and her head got caught between a ledge or something as it was moving up, and you can imagine what happened. She was also blamed for her own death afterwards so the industry could avoid giving compensation (typical). Not to mention all the accidents with the machinery which cause limbs and lives to be taken as well. Also worth noting they were working very long hours and men were paid a dollar a day, women and children were paid even less. Additionally, poor civilians (mostly immigrations) were living in cramped, dirty and structurally unsound apartment buildings, even with other families because they can't afford to live somewhere better. There were safer and cleaner tenant buildings made later, but the regulations were ridiculously strict and biased that the landowner could kick them out for basically no reason. So essentially, living and working conditions of the working class were horrible. This turned into a brief history lesson, sorry about that, but I think I got my point across.
@soupsoup42453 жыл бұрын
@@Silverwind87 maybe the real safety fans & bureaucratuc wunderkinds were the friends we made along the way
@DrORRB-qm7fl3 жыл бұрын
@@leafyeevee5939 Thank you for the brief history lesson. I should read more about the history of safety regulations and stuff like that. It sounds interesting.
@mackenziebennett69494 жыл бұрын
"There is a large ape" At the very least that entire stage is a gigantic AZA violation. The enclosure (the stage in this case) is obviously hazardous, there's no enclosing fence or barrier, it looks nothing like the natural habitat of a gorilla, the gorilla is not in an appropriate social group, I'm honestly not sure if barrels would be good enrichment items in this case but jacks definitely aren't, and there are members of the general public in direct contact with an animal with no staff supervision present. Smash Bros. will never get AZA accredited if they keep this up.
@anthonydelfino61715 жыл бұрын
"How hard is it to put a harness on someone?" Change camera to me having flashbacks listening to my dad (who was an OSHA agent) complaining about his job my entire teenage years.
@MicrowavedAlastair53903 жыл бұрын
"How hard is it to (ridiculously easy and mundane activity)?" is basically just trying to work with people in general.
@r3dh3rring196 жыл бұрын
Hey Brian rank every smash character based on how good of a date they would be to your senior prom
@thesaucylorax6 жыл бұрын
Rate the smash characters on, who you'd smash!!
@maou55086 жыл бұрын
King K. Rool wins already, **No Contest**
@knicknacknat6 жыл бұрын
i love this one,, so much
@ItsNerfOrNathan5 жыл бұрын
Richter if you're a chick, Samus if you're a dude (your call if the armor is on), otherwise go with Lucario.
@sanstheskeleton59005 жыл бұрын
If this get 1000 likes he has to do it who agrees ^-^
@theswisswereright6 жыл бұрын
This is... essentially a law school exam. I’m proud of you, BDG. Also, please make a video on whether the 800-something current Pokémon would be edible. Which one is the most edible?
@EinDose6 жыл бұрын
It has to be the ice cream cone Pokemon, right?
@KitKatHexe6 жыл бұрын
@@EinDose no. I'd prefer not to have eternal brain freeze
@davidmorgan7586 жыл бұрын
All I know is I really want to eat a Mr. Mime
@preeforn19946 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Fabletally6 жыл бұрын
this video idea is cursed. i love it!
@Axqu72273 жыл бұрын
I’m autistic and, unironically and sincerely, government-mandated safety regulations are my second-biggest special interest (after frogs). Thank you for this video. It was a fucking schadenfreude- flavored *treat* to watch a normal human interact with things that are dense and obscure even for people who *love* this shit.
@caolanochearnaigh98042 жыл бұрын
I'm autistic too, and I didn't understand ANYTHING spewing out of his mouth. As you have said, it is extremely dense and obscure.
@Frame_Late2 жыл бұрын
@@caolanochearnaigh9804 for me it's history. Especially Early Modern and Roman.
@KazoooGod2 жыл бұрын
he used to do this. now he is making songs about pumpkin cowboys. no complaints.
@FunnyAndCleverHandle2 жыл бұрын
Math, star wars(sequels not included), and hermit crabs are my special interests right now.
@ethantucker928382 жыл бұрын
Im austistic as well, and I was thinking for a second about how disconnected your 2 biggest interests seem to be ...but then i realised that mine are linguistics and timelines of fictional universes 🤣
@neuroatypicalkirby25 жыл бұрын
_"So I'd expect there to be paperwork if any of the gym members get injured. Unfortunately, _*_all of the gym members get injured."_* For some reason this is my favourite line in the whole video.
@tiacat115 жыл бұрын
It's the delivery, I swear. That eloquent speech and calm demeanor, coupled with the slight alarm in the last half, just... yes. Perfection.
@comradebusman35 жыл бұрын
My favorite is "There is a large ape. Again, I couldn't categorize it, but I know it shouldn't have been there!"
@EpicBlader795 жыл бұрын
Just put one wet floor sign. Anywhere. _AND I'LL LET IT SLIDE_
@Freezezonian5 жыл бұрын
Oh I just got that joke.
@janfungusamon49265 жыл бұрын
How do you italicize things on youtube?
@janfungusamon49265 жыл бұрын
@@EpicBlader79 thank you so much!
@clovercove83555 жыл бұрын
Dexter Neustadt _wait really_
@clovercove83555 жыл бұрын
_HOLY GUACAMOLE IT WORKS_
@Blahblah975554 жыл бұрын
“Recording and reporting injuries” I’m sorry, but have you ever finished a game? Every single stage specifically records and reports the exact amount you were injured, including the total severity of injury, the times you were knocked unconscious, self inflicted injuries, and the maximum severity of your injuries throughout your experience.
@xmlthegreat3 жыл бұрын
But is it being reported to OSHA? Recording injuries is fine, but the regulation is also about reporting those injuries to OSHA and prospective laborers and mechanics on the work site. This means that the regulation was not complied with. *VIOLATION!*
@jackiecs81903 жыл бұрын
@@xmlthegreat incoming: SSBU mod that send an email to OSHA containing the I jury report after every round
@No.1-Yellow-Wood-Sorrel-Fan3 жыл бұрын
I still remember showing this to my chemistry teacher that made us learn how to fill out OSHA chemical safety sheets with each lab. He fucking loved it. Keep up the great work Brian! Edit: rip unraveled, still keep up the good work!
@softserve27345 жыл бұрын
I love how they don’t have the team do the research and then spoon feed him what to say. You can tell he actually sits down and does all of this himself and it makes it a million times better. Thanks, Polygon, for making Brian suffer ❤️
@ricochet46744 жыл бұрын
I bet he has help on some of them though. Because some of them seem like an absolutly gargantuane amount of research to do. Though maybe not considering he spent like a year reading halo novels.
@ValTheGnat4 жыл бұрын
Spenser I think Pat is listed as writer at least once or twice, or at least mentions writing for it
@taakotuesdays4 жыл бұрын
@@ValTheGnat that could be bits though but honestly idk
@ValTheGnat4 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth Powell At the end of the day imo it doesn’t matter much. It’s funny as hell and that’s what’s important
@pyrusmcdougz37305 жыл бұрын
This dude basicaly learned an actual job to make a video..
@ricochet46744 жыл бұрын
I can bet you he forgot it within three days except for some random facts that will be stuck in his brain for all time. Or maybe that is just how my brain works. I forget everything yet I somehow still can recite 18 digits of pi that I memorized in a parking lot once.
@izzygalax3 жыл бұрын
@@ricochet4674 I can only remember like... "3.14159..." and thats it. props to you
@ricochet46743 жыл бұрын
@@izzygalax Dude don't give me credit for a good memory. I have a god awful memory. I just used a memorization technique I had heard about and it worked wonders.
@ryanbui20463 жыл бұрын
@@ricochet4674 I can say pnemonomicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosus because I got bored one time when I was 12 and tried learning the worlds longest English word
@youtubehandl3 жыл бұрын
@@ryanbui2046 and I can tell you the year that the ottoman navy entered stagnation off the top of my head. Its 1683
@blackmonish5 жыл бұрын
"Am I safe to Smash?" -Most frequently used line in college.
@spikeynay73815 жыл бұрын
Nah daycare
@subscriberswithoutavideoye5 жыл бұрын
Nah, *the womb*
@addyyy_5 жыл бұрын
r/cursedcomments
@lopamurblamo5 жыл бұрын
nah, *conceptuality*
@daddy.tabasco5 жыл бұрын
A PSA on safe sex taught by your 'cool' teacher
@kenthillman89892 жыл бұрын
As an Environmental Health and Safety Director I will say he got pretty close. However in all honesty the real pain sets in when you realize that these fines can be calculated per exposure. That means that the fine adds up for per employee per instance that an employee was exposed for the duration that that hazard has existed. All of that is per violation. Now that is a hefty bill! Oh and can't forget about the jail time for willful violations.
@Kram103210 ай бұрын
So we ought to look up the game stats and basically multiply by how often each character has been played, and also, it's been five years so by now we can definitely say willful repeat violations
@tinkerer3399Ай бұрын
Honestly that's good because my first thought at the end of all this is that it was an astoundingly low cost for the number and degree of violations.
@mayac696 жыл бұрын
I am becoming increasingly concerned at the rate that these are coming out. Is Brian gonna be alright?
@mvwinf6 жыл бұрын
no
@DemonLordSparda6 жыл бұрын
@@mvwinf and that's alright.
@tiny_shovel65706 жыл бұрын
Don't kill this I love it to much I need more Brian not less
@radicool216 жыл бұрын
It's a sacrifice for the greater good.
@davos61296 жыл бұрын
For his own sake I'll just imagine that he recorded all of them over the past few years and only now do we get to see them
@Proxyhedron4 жыл бұрын
I am genuinely interested in seeing a workplace safety inspector's reaction to this video. I really want to know how accurate his methods were in comparison to someone who actually does this for a living
@sirgreyspear3 жыл бұрын
That’s actually a really great idea!
@socksleeve2 жыл бұрын
Very late comment, but my dad has worked in the construction industry for nearly 40 years (not an OSHA inspector but he's a site manager so he has to deal with safety oversight), and he absolutely loves this video.
@Foxy020162 жыл бұрын
@@socksleeve record him talking about it and reacting and you can get a ton of views
@toastedt1402 жыл бұрын
@@Foxy02016 its not all about clout
@Foxy020162 жыл бұрын
@@toastedt140 but it would be interesting to see the video, which is why it would get views
@digidraws_4 жыл бұрын
I was expecting him to be like: "Now I can let bygones be bygones, and OSHA doesn't need to hear about this. All you have to do, is put Waluigi in as a playable fighter..."
@JesuslsASamurai3 жыл бұрын
this is the comment i was looking for
@maxwelllingafelter23733 жыл бұрын
5:01 It's ironic that he specifically mentions Donkey Kong here, as Jungle Japes, a Donkey Kong stage, includes an outhouse. That might be another violation, as the waste is deposited directly into a river that goes who knows where, but it does have a toilet
@kelpstorm4 жыл бұрын
me: oh he wouldn't have read the entire thing. theres so many pages, that's ridiculous! the skyrim video: me, trembling: _h-he wouldn't have-_
@kelpstorm4 жыл бұрын
pretty much every single video after and including this: me, lying dead on the ground:
@disastergirl8884 жыл бұрын
The Halo video...
@Silverwind874 жыл бұрын
He could make another OSHA video with that knowledge! He should, if only to say "and so, I recalled what I learned from the OSHA guidelines" with pain in his eyes.
@pitioti3 жыл бұрын
He is the only human that could read ALL the reports of European Union Parliament just for the purpose of a video :'D
@Johnny-Silverhand-V-Arasaka3 жыл бұрын
Or the Halo video or the Bowser military video.
@enby-ralsei5 жыл бұрын
My biology teacher said that we couldn't use our own blood for a blood lab because it violates OSHA regulations. She asked us what OSHA was, and I knew because of this video.
@ShoulderMonster5 жыл бұрын
Really? In Physiology we tested our own blood types... Oddly enough, most everyone was A+
@frenchsoldier84854 жыл бұрын
@@ShoulderMonster Were they Asians?
@NinaNooneknows4 жыл бұрын
We tested ours in 9th grade but our teacher told us they were potential hazardous waste (in case one of us had hepatitis or something) and made a point of disposing of them safely.
@rainingcomplete30184 жыл бұрын
French Soldier Racist humor isn’t funny~
@frenchsoldier84854 жыл бұрын
@@rainingcomplete3018 When you do it knowing the stereotype is wrong and have no ill will to it, yes it is
@knicknacknat6 жыл бұрын
can you give me a comprehensive analysis of the hierarchy of Mario enemies? from Bowser all the way down to Goomba, I want to know who gets paid most, who’s getting the best healthcare benefits, and who you would choose as Employee of the Month.
@zerekbasch99886 жыл бұрын
Best request ive seen yet
@rjrazor64646 жыл бұрын
this!
@icurnvs7766 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@shanedixon58456 жыл бұрын
Bump
@trabalhomorto6 жыл бұрын
are the goombas unionised?
@catriamflockentanz3 жыл бұрын
"Is a Shy Guy a helicopter?" The answer is a resounding: "No, he's not!" If we're talking about Fly Guys it gets complicated though.
@someplant59713 жыл бұрын
Is bandana dee a helicopter?
@smashbomb4 жыл бұрын
2018 Brian: I'm going to make Videos explaining game lore and stuff 2019 Brian: I'm going to spend this year counting stuff. 2020 Brian: Two videos in and he's had an existential crisis, twice
@gluGPU4 жыл бұрын
2019 brain
@twitchyswitchy4334 жыл бұрын
Isn’t 2020 just 1 long existential crisis?
@TheKingOfSoup4 жыл бұрын
Only twice?
@BearmanBob3 жыл бұрын
2021: His journey is done
@smashbomb3 жыл бұрын
@@BearmanBob and a very sad moment for all
@wylinder84024 жыл бұрын
Death: Walks into the room OSHA: that broken glass on the floor is a violation, it could kill someone
@thatonehorriblebaker76183 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@bleepblock21773 жыл бұрын
“Bro, my purpose is to kill what do you expect?”
@sobanvohra85862 жыл бұрын
OSHA: "For you to follow the law. Now prepare to get sued."
@brianpatrickdaly6 жыл бұрын
please rank every Dungeons and Dragons monster based off how good they'd look in a polo shirt.
@slayanddecay60096 жыл бұрын
Hard mode, do Centaurs get a polo on both their human torso AND horse torso?
@brianpatrickdaly6 жыл бұрын
@@slayanddecay6009 you know it. and that's why I think they'd be #1
@vriskie6 жыл бұрын
@@brianpatrickdaly im dying. you killed me. also, wyverns would look pretty great.
@brianpatrickdaly6 жыл бұрын
@@vriskie ooh... didn't even think of Wyverns... that'd be great.
@Crusader8206 жыл бұрын
Every single monster?! How many Monster Manuals do you think there are? The poor man would be researching for YEARS!
@HHopebringer2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact! A number of U.S. States have departments that oversee Unarmed Combat Sports. Armed Combat Sports are presumably left in the hands of your local renaissance fairs.
@PeterDanielBerg6 жыл бұрын
OSHA man please submit your plans to protect your hands when repairing ceiling fans OSHA man the voyage to the workers' comp office is a real trip OSHA man the rust on this van can't be bribed away, fam it's choking up in first, it's a scam OSHA man
@sullerino83746 жыл бұрын
Well now that song is in my head all day lol. Well done on the lyric swap!
@MisterAppleEsq6 жыл бұрын
Did you write this? It's great.
@xXsolar99Xx5 жыл бұрын
Thanks, I hate it
@lcddrownd8745 жыл бұрын
@Jasiel Rosas Almeida stop
@DarkX645 жыл бұрын
We have a winner, everyone else can go home. Now we just need the rest of the lyrics
@MaplePengiun6 жыл бұрын
Y'all, as a project planner this video had me dying. Having an OSHA cert and being a safety inspector is beaucoup bucks man. You just did the work of a 6-figure job for fun.
@정원-h1t4 жыл бұрын
I love how he couldn't say "I need to know where donkey kong pees" without laughing even in the final version
@duckkingthesecond689310 ай бұрын
Fun fact, Donkey Kong is one of the only characters in the Smash Roster where we know exactly where he pees. The left platform of Jungle Japes is an outhouse complete with a hole on the bottom of it.
@XxHellsingrulzxX3 жыл бұрын
So funny story: this video made my coworkers and I realize we had unintentionally committed an OSHA violation.
@lindseylindsey9200 Жыл бұрын
If it’s something you can say 👀 what was it
@KWBR1123 Жыл бұрын
@@lindseylindsey9200 I see you OSHA
@dankhatz6515 жыл бұрын
Mario kart characters ranked on how good they can be as a getaway driver
@benwitte55804 жыл бұрын
Inversely, how good of a dedicated sober driver from a party
@Silverwind874 жыл бұрын
@@benwitte5580 Link would be number one, he's a good boy.
@traxstaromega34674 жыл бұрын
Yaaas
@goodpeople254 жыл бұрын
Albert Nave Really the underage drinker is who you think of for a DD? Okay then.
@danieljoseph52094 жыл бұрын
Waluigi, hands down!
@dorothycosentino6 жыл бұрын
Property law and stardew valley? I always feel weird chopping down trees in the forest and taking random blueberries from the town... Aren't there laws about that stuff?
@3footcatheter6 жыл бұрын
that opens the door to Link going in people's homes, smashing their pots and looting their chests. it's a slippery slope
@poisondamage21825 жыл бұрын
if you commit a crime and noone sees you, you didn't commit a crime
@jamesgillam96565 жыл бұрын
Dorothy Cosentino stardew valley is a communist utopia where no private property exists
@rawovunlapin82015 жыл бұрын
@@poisondamage2182 "If a tree falls in a forest..."
@sebbee82405 жыл бұрын
@@jamesgillam9656 actually its a p capitalistic game according to concernedape but yea private property doesnt exist
@traxstaromega34675 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine that whenever a character flies off the screen, they land on giant foam pads surrounded by the kind of stuff you would see on a movie set. The VFX crew(which is editing out the wires everyones on live), the stunt co-coordinator, the director, cameras, a motion capture team etc. Whoever choreographed the fights in this show is brilliant!
@JonathanSicoli4 жыл бұрын
They rehired the guys from the Yakuza games. Professional to a fault. You'd almost forget that you're not actually killing anyone!
@theopoldthegamer4284 Жыл бұрын
And that big flash of light and confetti when someone falls and "dies" is just a flashlight and a party popper
@rexcorvorum42623 жыл бұрын
Only the Saftey Wiz und Bureaucratic Wunderkind could read a sentence were the word “contract” was used five times Edit: as of this notice, Nintendo should now owe $12,145,297,614
@snuffysam3 жыл бұрын
As of now 11 new stages have been added, and I’m pretty sure only one is OSHA compliant (King of Fighters Stadium has “glass” but we never see it actually shatter)
@ARVash6 жыл бұрын
I love how Brian pretends to hate doing this when in all likelihood he's like me and would do these things silently and without telling anyone possibly even throwing the results away after completion. I see you as you are Briam
@awildfilingcabinet62394 жыл бұрын
“~900 violations” So your average public school?
@reikatheglaceon44263 жыл бұрын
Yeah, my school once closed down because we had no carbon monoxide sensors, and a lot of students passed out and got slight carbon monoxide poisoning, then got closed down again a couple years later, since the high school was full of asbestos, like, every classroom and hallway had asbestos in it
@katec19355 жыл бұрын
They should add another osha-compliant stage as DLC, titled "happy, brian?"
@childhoodtoysmodifier56394 жыл бұрын
I would love that
@farmerjoe1244 жыл бұрын
Is King of Fighters Stadium OSHA compliant?
@derrilazkia10024 жыл бұрын
The old punch out boxing ring but without all the fun stuff. That's it
@childhoodtoysmodifier56394 жыл бұрын
@@derrilazkia1002 yes
@derrilazkia10024 жыл бұрын
@@childhoodtoysmodifier5639 But everyone should wear boxing gloves and mouthguard? And no weapons at all? Can't hit below waist? Idk do we need to follow boxing rules because it's a boxing ring?
@starcoin56533 жыл бұрын
“In Pictochat 2, there is too *much* ventilation in the form of this man” That one got me
@ExTess6 жыл бұрын
7:12 Lava and magma are _not_ flammable liquids, but molten materials. It's under the same guidelines as factories and forges that handle liquid metals and plastics, not combustables that are used as fuel or heating. Still an OSHA violation, but under the wrong jurisdiction - they would have gotten away with it if you tried to push that agenda.
@sneg__6 жыл бұрын
Does that imply that if you're a construction firm, you can just have molten materials flowing around and it's not a problem because you're not a forge?
@ExTess6 жыл бұрын
@@sneg__ No, it means that as a construction firm building something that will eventually contain molten materials, you have to build the factory or forge or whatever under those guidelines. Molten materials don't spontaneously combust or explode when under pressure or near heat, because they're already really hot (hence, molten), but they _can_ kill someone near-instantaneously because of their weight and heat. If you're building something that isn't dealing with the handling of molten materials, though, then you can completely ignore those guidelines because they're not relevant to your design.
@sneg__6 жыл бұрын
Oh, okay. I guess I'll have to postpone my plans....
@ExTess6 жыл бұрын
@@sneg__ I wait with bated breath
@kerry11566 жыл бұрын
Just for the record, Boxing Ring is also in violation of OSHA. According to 1926.855(f) (the manual removal of floors), "when floor arches are being removed, employees shall not be allowed in the area directly underneath, and such an area shall be barricaded to prevent access to it." In Boxing Ring, there is an arch hanging directly above the ring where the fighters will most often be located, and it can be easily destroyed and knocked down onto our poor boys. Violation. We can then see how Boxing Ring is not "the only stage that is OSHA compliant," as Brian seems to claim in his exposé. Nonetheless, this is a very important video for the labor rights of all of our favorite magical combatants.
@hevil936 жыл бұрын
The employees are the ones double-twist-back-flip kicking that bitch down.
@willwunsche69406 жыл бұрын
Omg lol I was thinking about that
@Professor_Utonium_6 жыл бұрын
Nice work
@josephray4596 жыл бұрын
I'm glad someone else noticed
@icarusthefinal32066 жыл бұрын
Ah, but that particular arch is only destroyed by combatants, making it destruction of property or vandalism on their part. Does that still count?
@matheusaragao76406 жыл бұрын
You should look through all Pokemon (and their Pokedex entries) and see which one would be the most devastating and terrifying in a real life ecosystem.
@zombiesxaliens6 жыл бұрын
Yes!!
@piklan896 жыл бұрын
Becca Coleman You do know he's joking?
@Sodaim6 жыл бұрын
@@piklan89 you do know he isn't?
@alfredodisanto80546 жыл бұрын
game theory already did a vid like that u should watch it,its gud
@Mclxrendrive6 жыл бұрын
Game Theory already did that
@Trickyknow1003 жыл бұрын
This video actually helped me complete my OSHA 40. The quotes from this video stuck and reminded me of stuff like chutes and slopes
@Asiliea4 жыл бұрын
I love how many times you see our Bureaucratic Wunderkind only _barely_ hold it together for some of these lines. I can just imagine each of them requiring just as many takes as we see in the bloopers at the end :D
@Abose876 жыл бұрын
Wish more people asked themselves: Am I safe to smash?
@Anthropoid36 жыл бұрын
Always check with your doctor to make sure you're safe to smash.
@I_was_a_Bullfrog6 жыл бұрын
@@Anthropoid3 "I was about to smash, but I thought to myself 'Am I safe to smash?' So I checked with my doctor and now I'm always safe to smash. Remember kids, if you are unsure if you are safe to smash, check with a doctor. Always try to avoid Smash Rash."
@ThatOneWarrior6 жыл бұрын
@@I_was_a_Bullfrog Another way to protect yourself from Smash Rash™ is by wearing protection.
@deffdefying48035 жыл бұрын
@@I_was_a_Bullfrog *_SMASH RASH_*
@BingoClamshell6 жыл бұрын
Go through the main protagonists/antagonists of every Final Fantasy game and figure out who's morning routine takes the longest to get that hair on point.
@pcg136 жыл бұрын
this idea made me crack up, thank you.
@Crow78786 жыл бұрын
That sounds like a daunting yet intriguing idea for a video.
@EinDose6 жыл бұрын
Honestly, it's Cloud pretty heavily, he's the only one where his hair is specifically, even in modern graphics (i.e. Dissidia), modeled to be totally nuts. The worst anyone else gets is a fairly specific style, I can't imagine someone like Squall maintains it to that degree. Lightning might beat him in terms of overall time and money spent rather than morning routine time, though. That is a lot of hair to keep up a permanent dye job on, and I think a complex haircut is doing most of the heavy lifting in the hairstyle department.
@BingoClamshell6 жыл бұрын
@@EinDose I mean, I know Cloud IS probably the right answer... But, I did say antagonists as well, so... uh... Seymour?
@BingoClamshell6 жыл бұрын
Maybe I was wrong focusing on just the hair? Maybe the better question is just the more generic and simple, "Which Final Fantasy character's morning routine takes the longest?" Some of those peeps have so many straps, buttons, and layers, that must take a good 10-15 minutes right there.
@ADudeNamedLucky2 жыл бұрын
I love how this is edited in a way that makes it look like BDG went on an angry rant about every other thing, and it was just cut out, to get to the point where he starts talking about something on topic again.
@KennethJammin6 жыл бұрын
The level of effort and research put into your videos contrasted by the absurdity of their subject matter is impressive. You're a gift to the internet.
@MegapiemanPHD6 жыл бұрын
75m may have the most violations, but at least it has correct ladders.
@mixpix6 жыл бұрын
The ladders don't extend past the platform, so exiting the ladder at the top is dangerous.
@Thiccolasjames6 жыл бұрын
Also if its taller than X amount of feet there needs to be a barrier around it.
@isaackangas69216 жыл бұрын
Someone please draw up OSHA compliant Smash stages.
@DecoySanchez6 жыл бұрын
Imagine a padded room from an insane asylum
@orangeapples6 жыл бұрын
Boxing Ring from Punch Out? [edit] I didn’t finish the video and posted before it was revealed that the boxing ring indeed has 0 violations.
@MaxwellTornado6 жыл бұрын
@@DecoySanchez That was my idea as well.
@chucktowski_6 жыл бұрын
@@DecoySanchez but with egress. Ventilation. Bathroom, with doors, electric outlets within 5 ft if the sink... There's so much
@SeraphimZoomer6 жыл бұрын
why does polygon force brian to relentlessly research these meaningless things for our entertainment
@cyansius39504 жыл бұрын
You should have used form 1910 for general industry standard for most of the stages, however 1926 is fine for the ones that have construction going on.
@LPrulez9436 жыл бұрын
This man is a goddamn gift to Polygon. When God taketh away a McElroy He gives us a Brian David Gilbert.
@kelliandonnelly1025 жыл бұрын
He throws a Brian David Gilbert through the window
@Sir_Bucket5 жыл бұрын
@@kelliandonnelly102 and then the pieces of the glass Gilbert broke became weed, and Gilbert smoke all of they, becoming the man we have today
@ahobbit12735 жыл бұрын
I only wish it were equal. Imagine if we got two Brians when the McElroys left. It would have been glorious.
@eliburry-schnepp60125 жыл бұрын
Now I want BDG to guest star on The Adventure Zone
@harrylane45 жыл бұрын
Yeah but this was one BDG step forward and two McElroy steps back. They still need one more
@bencarrasquillo6 жыл бұрын
Judge all the meals from Monster Hunter World like you’re a judge on Chopped
@stanconnorstan42666 жыл бұрын
Alternatively some of the meals in BOTW
@OneIcyBoy2 ай бұрын
@@stanconnorstan4266You predicted the future
@WillKeaton5 жыл бұрын
"I need to know where Donkey Kong pees!" But, there's clearly an outhouse in the Jungle Japes stage. In fact, DK is the one character where we can definitively say we DO know where he pees! Well, him and Diddy.
@giornogiovanna20084 жыл бұрын
And K.Rool
@Silverwind874 жыл бұрын
@@giornogiovanna2008 They're friends now.🤗
@devoutmordexfollower52894 жыл бұрын
The next unraveled, "we found every major flaw in brians mental state" But then again youtube doesnt allow for more than 24 hours of footage
@메추라기-q6h7 ай бұрын
So uh, ever heard of the Beverly Hillbillies?
@nicoharlan57035 жыл бұрын
Still waiting on my *YOU CANNOT HIDE YOUR LADDERS FROM ME* shirt.
@genuineinterest4 жыл бұрын
Honestly. I know Unraveled has a tiny bit of merch now but they're SLEEPING on all the possibilities
@gylfie24linole4 жыл бұрын
If you *really* want one of those I know you can find it on Redbubble :P
@finlynham58414 жыл бұрын
It’d also be good jacksepticeye merch now
@zirjaeger40375 жыл бұрын
“Just put one wet floor sign anywhere and I’ll let it slide” I see what you did there
@kilo39894 жыл бұрын
I hate that this had to be pointed out to me, but I am so glad that I got to pick it up finally.
@experiment356 жыл бұрын
How many "Assassinations" (as opposed to just murders) do each of the Assassins Creed main characters actually carry out? Like what percentage of all the characters you kill are you actually paid professionally to kill? Because I think these "Assassins" have been lying on their resumes, and may not actually be assassins at all - just murderers.
@sagemasters84436 жыл бұрын
Assassination is not contract killing; it's politically or religiously motivated murder. All the killings in assassin's creed come as a result of the ideological differences between templars and assassins, and thus all of the killings are assassinations.
@redberra2236 жыл бұрын
@@sagemasters8443 not in Origins. Bayek is just out for blood.
@experiment356 жыл бұрын
@@sagemasters8443 I think there's more to the cultural concept and understanding of assassination that just that - if all a murder has to be to be considered an assassination is be politically, ideologically or religiously motivated then I think you could argue most murder is assassination since politics and ideology have huge influences on our actions and moral codes. And a lot of killing that is motivated by these factors (like terrorism), isn't seen or labelled as assassination most of the time. I think, culturally, we see assassination as being a culmination of multiple conditions which commonly (though yeah not always) includes payment and professionalism, covertness, and/or the killing of *one* specific political/public figure. You could hire an assassin to kill someone in order to gain financially and that's not necessarily motivated by politics or religion. Like, the meaning/definition is up for debate - but I don't think Ezio killing ten guards to avoid capture is assassination no matter why he ( *record scratch* yeah, that's me) ended up in this crazy situation
@ballisticblocker91634 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine getting a ‘1926-Subpart R’ during a class presentation.
@aquaartistcat58356 жыл бұрын
Disect the Animal Crossing economy. Why are bugs worth so much money? In relation to the US economy, how much more or less are resources, and which resources are under or overly valued?
@Ultimatro6 жыл бұрын
I second this.
@evanrussell59336 жыл бұрын
I third this
@jamesbruder45296 жыл бұрын
I fourth this
@owlpip89926 жыл бұрын
i fifth this
@padparad5cha6 жыл бұрын
I sixth this
@Yorviing6 жыл бұрын
The more videos we see of Brian David Gilbert, the better
@casualsanta6 жыл бұрын
You forgot 'Safety Fan and Bureaucratic Wunderkind'
@jlco5 жыл бұрын
next update Nintendo adds fire extinguishers and life rings in the background of every stage
@mirandatagliamonte97545 жыл бұрын
Jloc and toilets
@Some__Guy4 жыл бұрын
I love that he can't say "I need to see where Donkey Kong pees." with a straight face. Like, you see in the bloopers that he keeps laughing when he says it, but it's funnier to know that he couldn't still eventually say it without smiling.
@MabelPinesXD5 жыл бұрын
Come with me 🎵 and you’ll see 🎶 a wooorld of osha violations 🎵🎶🎵
@notinorder96305 жыл бұрын
Okay ii thought this came from this video, where did it come from??? My brain is lying to me and it's making me very concerned!
@MabelPinesXD5 жыл бұрын
NotInOrder I’m pretty sure it was a matpat thing but i could be wrong lmao
@alibolink07195 жыл бұрын
@@notinorder9630 it's from willy wonka
@uhohstinky61125 жыл бұрын
Matpat did a osha violation video on willy wonka and the chocolate factory
@wooby41044 жыл бұрын
the song is from the original willy wonka movie, look up "come with me, and you'll see, a world of pure imagination"
@cramerfloro59366 жыл бұрын
"Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of OSHA violations!"
@irrelevantFJS6 жыл бұрын
Someone already said this before you. Hmm. 🤔
@legendarypotatoguy50336 жыл бұрын
Don't think he hasn't gotten on to Wonka yet!
@desiree54166 жыл бұрын
Film Theory!
@sharkofjoy6 жыл бұрын
I do not know what is wrong with me because every time one of these videos goes up, I immediately think, "THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN I WANT TO DO THAT" some weird combination of loving research, arbitrary applications of standards to concepts not designed for it, and the continually rediscovered horror of the absurdity of existence. Best series, 5 stars, would nominate for an oscar if they did youtube videos and also awarded something called "best depiction of existential crisis"
@grantryder3526 жыл бұрын
This series is the perfect manifestation of a chaotic neutral doing something creatively constructive and I am honestly living for it
@Alyssa-ho5pi3 жыл бұрын
He’s like a lawyer but the total opposite of a lawyer I don’t know how to explain
@johndematte21665 жыл бұрын
I feel like this is when game theory’s younger brother surpasses him and I’m more than happy to see it do so
@swiftlymurmurs5 жыл бұрын
Well they're both former theatre kids. The difference is that one has a sciencey degree and this one has a degree in writing, so while Mat does more math and such (though less and less these days) this man crafts intricate stories in each and every video
@fungalhog5 жыл бұрын
Floris Bordewijk plus, mat is garbage and bdg is god
@vanelly56525 жыл бұрын
sky briggs I agree with the latter, the former... eh
@erikw.s.52095 жыл бұрын
@@vanelly5652 bdg said trans rights, while Mat discarded all entries into a survery he did that were from nonbinary people, before repeating a bunch of transphobic jokes that people made in the survey in his video... So yeah. Bdg good, matpat not that good.
@siryamilton35005 жыл бұрын
@@erikw.s.5209 Source?
@justsomebassist6 жыл бұрын
It's the absurd specificity and lazer-focusing of Game Theory, but without all the bad! Thank you, Brian of Polygon
@nbrickey72726 жыл бұрын
The bad being matpat's awful jokes
@insert_disc_36 жыл бұрын
@@nbrickey7272 Honestly, at least Brian knows that his calculations and reasoning are bullshit sometimes. Not to diss Game Theory but if this was a GT video matpat would be serious about the violations and act like everything said was based entirely in fact. I love both Brian and GT (mostly) but Unraveled is possibly my favourite youtube series right now.
@USBmi6 жыл бұрын
GameTheory really went down the drain huh
@insert_disc_36 жыл бұрын
aguy654 yes. I like Brian's character way more.
@insert_disc_36 жыл бұрын
aguy654 I find your reply too smug to acknowledge.
@jason427975 жыл бұрын
what pokemon are legal pets? Like ignoring fire breathing and so on (or not) what pokemon could be considered legal pets? like growlith is a dog so thats probably fine but is owning anything like a charizard legal anywere?
@Jukajobs5 жыл бұрын
what about pokemon like mister mime and other humanoids??? how does that work, not only legally but also morally??
@ender72785 жыл бұрын
Growlithe is a fire type....
@e-8115 жыл бұрын
I have questions about the spaying and neutering of pokemon
@InfiniteEditsHD5 жыл бұрын
Theres more tigers in captivity in the state of texas than anywhere in the wild. If people think tigers can qualify as a pet than im sure a charizard isn't to much of a stretch
@vicgull55 жыл бұрын
Not only that, but you have to determine which Pokémon are rare enough to be considered “endangered” (e.g. legendaries and others with low appearance rates). Not only would it be illegal to keep these as pets, but under the US Fish and Wildlife Service’s Endangered Species Act, it would be illegal to capture or battle these Pokémon at all.
@Coach_Shiner4 жыл бұрын
"Am I safe to Smash?" -Brian Gilbert, 2018
@colefitzpatrick84316 жыл бұрын
1.) Please rank Bowser's plans to capture the Princess from "Logical" to "Excessively thorough and needlessly overcomplicated". 2.) Calculate Sonic the Hedgehog's fastest speed and decide the moment at which he traveled the fastest. I know Game Theory might have done it already but you're just a better version of him. 3.) Link EVERY FINAL FANTASY GAME (not counting Dissidia, World of Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, etc.) 4.) eat jelly
@KurtisMuniz6 жыл бұрын
BDG- Please eat jelly
@summons10636 жыл бұрын
Final Fantasy 14 actually created lore that's considered canon that combines all the final fantasy games, including FXV
@colefitzpatrick84316 жыл бұрын
@@summons1063 Don't use XIV as a catch-all then. I guess try to only mention XIV version 1.0, before A Realm Reborn
@toetotipthatsabart50486 жыл бұрын
You should find the most interesting NPC in Pokemon! Gym leaders, mandatory interactions (professor oak, your rival, or anyone else that progresses the storyline), and anyone who shows up in every town (nurse joy, the clerk at the pokemart) should be excluded.
@SeventhEve6 жыл бұрын
Yes but which Pokemon
@gn75356 жыл бұрын
@@SeventhEve All of them.
@marving.88686 жыл бұрын
Thats just crule!!!
@arkfifty6 жыл бұрын
Or the best one to date???
@verycasul6 жыл бұрын
I am actually going to suggest "The Most Attractive Pokemon Tier List", but this is good
@theskywolfwarrior60605 жыл бұрын
Slight problem: OSHA has no jurisdiction in Japan. RIP
@Silverwind874 жыл бұрын
Explains why Godzilla is allowed to level Tokyo every ten years.
@ricochet46744 жыл бұрын
Nintendo has a division in the US. This sounds like an interesting legal problem which I am not qualified or willing to decipher. Unlike Brian, I am not willing to read any amount of legal regulations.
@Madhattersinjeans4 жыл бұрын
Right but it's fair to say he couldn't get a Japanese version of their rules and then translate them for us. Going with an American equivalent is good enough for comedy. And osha is more relatable because most his audience is likely american, simply because youtube.
@DisasterEnby4 жыл бұрын
That only covers Mementos. OSHA has jurisdiction over every other stage, however.
@explosivemodesonicmauricet15974 жыл бұрын
Spoiler:Well this means reading the workplace safety laws in Japan,but that's after you know how to read the language.
@frontful56983 жыл бұрын
"I am not here to discuss her qualifications, but you should not be firing those lasers at employees. JuSt LeT mE gAmE, mOm!"