"Wet City, USA" - Polygon Plays QUIPLASH 2, Feat. Griffin, Brian, Jenna & More!

The Polygon crew gets together for another wholesome, family-friendly game of Quiplash 2. But this time, we're playing by Brian's rules: one word answers only.
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[@ride_ai1615]

Clayton named this whole episode after his answer that got one vote and few laughs. Legend

[@mvwinf]

especially because he did so well otherwise

[@Goatbeez]

Sounds like every Clayton I know

[@mithrandirearendur1282]

Piss well was so much better too!

[@Shino12567]

omg thank you for pointing that out 10/10

[@clairekaplan7417]

I thought it deserved better. I can totally imagine a Christian water-park named Wet City, USA.

[@lonelyaura]

HOW DID THEY NOT USE "JESUS CHRIST SUPERSLIDE" FOR THE CHRISTIAN WATERPARK QUESTION I'M SO MAD

[@conner.j.a.wilson]

lonelyaura Best comment, honestly.

[@The_Jovian]

Holy waterpark anyone?

[@hawktalon7890]

It's been close to a year since this comment was posted and I agree, I'm also mad.

[@petitemelusine9333]

THANK YOU, I LOVE YOU

[@PureGoldNeverCorrodes]

Also, something about baptism.

[@jopeace8154]

“pissless” hot tub is a yucky thing to hear and think about because like .... you just know that sign is lying. it’s chock fulla piss

[@spacetrashpile7199]

And like, what does that imply about every hot tub you’ve been in that didn’t have that sign

[@1q1p1]

The hot tub is only filled with piss never water

[@hickorymccay2994]

@@spacetrashpile7199 It's like Asbestos-Free Cereal.

[@Gnagniel]

@@hickorymccay2994 I once found some whole cinnamon sticks at the store labeled "Non-Irradiated" and I have so many questions

[@TheArachnoBot]

@@Gnagniel Foods get irradiated for shelf life

[@prestonlong619]

"The Declaration of Indepence" is that time when Mike Pence swallowed The Declaration of Independence to try and absorb its knowledge

[@tyrakristiansen7188]

This comment is GOLD

[@error13_genderexpunged]

It's in de pence

[@Daniel-tk8fl]

13:42 the first thing I thought of was Edward Fingerhands but then I realized that would just be a normal dude

[@glassphoenix9095]

the first thing i thought of was edward fuckhands and i've never screamed while laughing before this moment

[@admeliora6226]

U should watch the trixie and katya porn parody naming video

[@esper6119]

he's just Edward,

[@MemoryOfGravy]

This made me laugh for a solid minute and now my tummy hurts.

[@raffitz]

Brian hates compound words, but what about Gesamtkunstwerk?

[@saxophoniusm9850]

German is literally compound words and nothing else so I think he gets a free pass.

[@annonimooseq1246]

“Wunderkind”

[@leahl5007]

Brian hates germany but only when he can hear germany

[@lonseytheragdoll]

Some good Simone honks here

[@Renzsu]

Seagullian

[@thrownstair]

The wild Simone in her natural habitat, the Polygon office.

[@anniejo9606]

God I love her

[@petraf2069]

I really try to not be an asshole about her laugh, but holy shit. It's the uncanny valley of laughter. It's just so offputting.

[@raysravens52]

This is her finest laughter.

[@zackb.2655]

I'm sad no one turned L.M.N. into LEMON

[@oreowiskers]

lemon man nudes

[@disnecessaurorex4908]

Limone

[@zoinks-scoob]

Same! I was thinking LeMoN lol

[@user-wm1em1rg4p]

LeishMaNiasis

[@StaleReference]

Layman

[@MrThaes]

LIME ME NANNA

[@ezcellent]

i like how u can always tell which one is griffin because he always uses quotation marks lmao

[@rileylungthief]

really sad that no one said “Lin Manuel Niranda”

[@aster-disaster]

Right?! I was expecting it

[@HunterJE]

Rather surprised there wasn't

[@agneskener9977]

same, i was SURE griffin was gonna go for it lol

[@pcg13]

SAME. It was my immediate thought.

[@pliable-head]

In my own head I immediately said "Lin-Manuel Naruto"

[@jemstipher]

Lime me nanna, like I Lost My Name, Lime me nanna, like a sleight ride of shame, hey, nanna, lime me

[@gingerbraidgirl]

underrated gem

[@adamwise1111]

Hey, good job

[@x0molly]

brian and jenna's friendship/dynamic is my favorite thing. i just feel so happy when they're in a video!!

[@OrionX700]

That's cause Jenna may or may not be posessed by Scrundler

[@sharkofjoy]

My heart felt a little lighter when both answers to the hobo question refused to play along. Thanks for existing, polygon.

[@HunterJE]

Yeah, was just thinking how much I appreciated that everyone was on the same page on "uhh no let's not"

[@MadeYouLewk]

i dont really get why they didnt wanna answer it? i guess im just not thinking of a joke that could be offensive?

[@ParadoxGavel]

Nada Problum Joking about homeless people, just in general, is really not cool.

[@kingcrimson4133]

@Chad Rudiaschy The kind of boundaries you're describing pushing are only funny to people who totally lack empathy.

[@ashcorporon9755]

@Chad Rudiaschy... at the expense of oneself. Otherwise you're just being edgy. If you tried to run a standup set at the expense of the homeless it would be a Big Yikes, guaranteed.

[@MacDoodle16]

Man I love Pat and Simone’s friendship

[@annebeach6630]

MacDoodle same they are hilarious together.

[@Coyoteari]

The absolute RAGE of “you know I can’t read GRIFFIN”

[@AnselmWiercioch]

How did I just piece together that two of my favorite internet personalities, BDG and griffin McElroy, actually work together...?

[@ahobbit1273]

Griff doesn't work for Polygon any more, but when he did, it was definitely a golden age for Polygon. I'm so glad Brian is still here, he's fantastic and has such a unique comic energy.

[@elliottloverin3289]

YOU KNOW I CANT READ GRIFFIN!

[@craigashley5307]

Can this be a regular series called "Back to the Piss Well"

[@Ellie-hf7mo]

"Truth Coming Out Of Her Piss Well To Shame Mankind"

[@jackg3344]

Ellie W "And She's Doing Just Fine"

[@lauragrace101]

You know I can’t read, GRIFFIN

[@lordtachanka903]

There’s riddle me piss on mbmbam

[@lyricperson24]

i know the jurassic park one is meant to be read as “the person was killed” but i do love the implication (since the question is what they did to be banned from the park) that the person killed someone or something while at the park. like “yeah jeff came here and fucking strangled a trex with his bare hands, he’s too powerful to be allowed in”

[@noahjalbuena-cook6877]

SIMONE'S LAUGH IS BLESSED

[@0axel078]

Nothing will ever beat Eeyore saying “I’m so tired of burying my loved ones.”

[@kilo3989]

Wait, this is the origin of Pissless? I own that mug!

[@polygon]

Honestly, props for buying a Pissless mug without any context whatsoever

[@kilo3989]

@@polygon I mean, y'all talked about piss on enough Jackboxes that I was kinda like "I mean yeah sure, this is my preferred state for my mug anyway, so let's do it!"

[@crabtactics]

lin manuel niranda

[@baylee9879]

Liver failure was such a good answer tho

[@firstnamelastname5436]

"what should you name a cristian waterpark" h2whoah that was fun

[@indridmothman6178]

i was surprised to see a taz reference but then i remembered griffin is Literally In This Video

[@miasmacaron]

I almost spit out my drink when Griffin said "Lime me Nana" out loud.

[@finn8762]

simone's extended laughter around the 8 minute mark is so cute how it slows and starts back up again

[@sydneysagehorn4224]

Don't know if it's possible but a stream where the audience can vote would b really fun!

[@nguiklian]

Sydney Sagehorn agree

[@Jeremy-eo7pq]

stream

[@ahobbit1273]

Going with the one-word rule, for LMN I immediately thought "lemon"

[@anna_shaikun]

Yeah same-

[@jaijais]

simone's extended cackling made my day, what a gift

[@finnianarcherboy6836]

I love Pat with all my heart. I could fall asleep to Pat’s beautiful voice

[@Cheap_Skate]

8:57 "Ethical Non-monogamous Elf-Play"

[@taakotuesdays]

Quality Simone honks in this video ladies and gents and non binaries

[@knick_knack]

Literally nobody: Polygon: I would love to clench a manatee

[@discocube1812]

for the "What you might hear Big Bird say on his deathbed" I would have put "I was the phantom of the sky", which is not only obscure as hell but also fits my niche sense of humour

[@melpomegranate]

I see you :P

[@twistedtimbers]

HELL yeah

[@arden.in.the.garden]

I love Simone so much, her laugh is one of the best things I’ve ever heard ❤️

[@fruitylittleman8025]

brian’s little “........ o-o-o-oh” at 6:00 is so cute and Such A Mood

[@Ella-pf1mu]

I think that was Pat?

[@MisterAppleEsq]

It's not in the pounds, it's indepence.

[@bugandrews]

As a chubby man (with body and food trauma/disorders) watching this video the first question made me go cold and tense, I was so worried. And I'm endlessly glad that everyone on the show is so cool. I cannot tell you guys how relieved and happy I was at the answers. 💙

[@harrytodhunter5078]

Great name for the waterpark: “Jesus slide for our sins”

[@matteoamo1279]

Simones laugh at 7:50 made my dog come up to me with this very concerned look.

[@josiethompson2420]

What you shouldn't say as you're getting baptized: "Load me daddy"

[@PowerOf47]

Why does BDG sound like the lewd improvisation man: safety fan and bueracratic wunderkind?

[@adamdao4826]

What a silly coincidence!

[@nikom3084]

"Everyone is either a snake or they're very horny" new favorite quote

[@Annie-br2uh]

brian dropping a hamlet quote at 7:05 that fits perfectly in context is very on brand

[@elenz903]

7:00 this could be either 'pissless' implying that there is definitely no piss in here, or 'piss less' a command

[@gretaxanthe4882]

I was today years old when I found out the Griffin in this was Griffin McElroy. 12:08

[@FullMetalMachine]

Simone's honks ARE KILLING ME

[@siopaol]

another christian water park name: Merry Pissmass

[@fernmom1254]

Jesus Sprays

[@aaronhauth8880]

Can you guys PLEASE make a quiplash where you guys come up with the question? That's a cool feature in quiplash 2, and I think there can be some hilarious humor to be had here.

[@nightingem]

I’m so excited for this to happen regularly, I love you guys’ dynamics playing this game and these ‘modes’ are fantastic.

[@UsotheMarshmallow]

y'know what would be amazing if it happened? for the acronym game it just came up with 'bdg'. i'd enter the answer bavid dilbert grian if i was there

[@valentine87002]

clayton is so quietly iconic and i adore him. he's such a cool dude

[@maxboltzman4985]

When I read the title of the video I wondered how they came up with a name of a water park so close to the actual Water Country, USA, a water park known best for being close to Busch Gardens Williamsburg, but watching the video really took the piss out of me.

[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

"Surfing towards victory on a massive wave of piss" Pat

[@ros7444]

Polygon I dare you to bring this back please

[@anitamaciri6763]

Polygon bring back quiplash challenge

[@nickspeelman9174]

Q: "The name of a disease that makes you look like a minion?" A: "Minionaire's Disease" Source - My friend during a game of Quiplash.

[@flipflopzthreeonethree1873]

"The piss well is a deep well" - Simone

[@sasukuto]

I'm liking the newbies your getting in here! They are doing a really good job!

[@31nic]

3:49 this aged well

[@daninmills]

I'm so glad these Jackbox videos are coming out more regularly, I love them to bits.

[@slauthordraws3363]

i live for those times when simone’s contagious laughter just gets to everyone

[@gayshapes6705]

I'm so glad this is becoming a regular thing

[@lollipopsie_5230]

"pissless" is a good answer only if it's surrounded by many other hot-tubs that don't have the same sign.

[@AllegoricSiren]

8:00 that laugh lol

[@BR-ec2ph]

PLEASE MORE OF THIS IT MAKES MY WEEK

[@jaclynbrown7147]

this is the first time ive ever seen polygon post something over the weekend, neat!

[@8BitEggplant3]

I knew Lime Me Nanna was a classic Simone quip

[@xiola]

"What you've been searching for wasn't inside you this whole time. It was inside Brian" ...I mean, you're not wrong.

[@RisingChaosWriting]

Simone's laugh is the best part of my day every time i hear it, it's so genuine and happy. Simone is so wonderful.

[@headfangs]

good ole piss brigade

[@russmal5001]

8 bit

[@littlelavendeer]

i love these quiplash videos omg

[@igormachado2194]

This is the only quiplash video where the answers are somewhat funny. Thanks for that.

[@MastermindHen]

griffin i'm so glad you thought "leenage mutant ninja (turtles)" too

[@PhoenixFireKMS]

Okay the Big Bird thing made me laugh so hard that I starting coughing and had an asthma attack. Worth it lol

[@dinornis]

I could listen to Polygon playing Quiplash all day.

[@Mcwollybob]

I'd really, really, really like to see another Pokemon Nuzlocke run by Griffin!!

[@bartworldnomercy1046]

you know im diggin that smooth bossa nova outro music

[@Lightning-ik3so]

I played this game with some friends the other day and we got the Christian Water Park question, to which one of them replied "We all slip n' slide short of the glory of God'

[@kjerstinspark-stahl105]

Love these!

[@0hate9]

What you shouldn't say as you're getting baptized: "I'm so wet right now."

[@ghostbeer_]

God I love Jackbox Saturdays

[@jackieakremi]

i cannot tell what they cut/if they cut anything and it fucking haunts me

[@jackieakremi]

griffin andrew mcelroy what in the whole fuck did u say that u were so worried abt

[@adamgoodall9414]

"THEY GET REAL WEIRD ABOUT SPLITTING THE BILL"

[@alexandersowa4106]

Back to the Piss Well needs to be the name of this series!

[@apeacebone6499]

"And thats how I killed every member of ZZ Top" fucking slayed me

[@duncanurquhart5278]

6:22 "Poverty Fetishism" would have been a valid pun answer, right?

[@cameronh3756]

More than one word

[@hanbanan7926]

Someone's laugh makes me very happy

[@Jedicake]

god I love Simone

[@destinyvoltaire]

I feel like this group would be really good at split the room

[@isaiahsabo4728]

Thanks for the mug Clayton

[@carprincess]

I love the one word round the best.

[@0tava]

I thought of the same answer as Griffin to LMN and I'm proud.

[@raysravens52]

Simone has reached her final form.

[@jeffeffa78]

omg, she sounds like the Mars Attacks aliens when she laughs and I LOVE IT! 7:47

[@emmyhellbom8809]

I wish these were longer.

[@petitemelusine9333]

This video made me realize that Simone sounds exactly like Entrapta from Shera

[@motherfuckingnewports]

These are my favorite videos

[@RampagingPixie]

You know I can't READ GRIFFIN

[@rwo23]

Having an emcee really helps the flow of the video, keep it up bri bri