minecraft jesus

[@bruhmoment-lv5qn]

“There’s two steps to this; one we gotta get the enderpearls to find the end and three-”

[@birdomurdo]

bruh moment 69 nic- Somebody ruined it,

[@TheKingJohn132]

If this is Matt from wii sports and not some dude with a Matt pic your my favorite mii your the most goated mii and nobody can beat you but Tommy could probably kill you

[@TheKingJohn132]

Sorry I meant beat you not kill

[@stinksorstonks1498]

@@TheKingJohn132 im sorry kid, but thats not really matt

[@TheKingJohn132]

@stinks or stonks yeah I thought so

[@jjmantecon628]

I never thought that listening to a man scream at 10+ year old games would be so enjoyable.

[@ReederDevon]

It pegi 7

[@s2sta167]

Not even a kid... a grown man.

[@Jindictave]

devon reeder r/woosh?

[@bigchongus913]

Excuse me sir but I believe Minecraft is a mans game

[@billnye1329]

Joshua Mantecon ahh a new fan I see😂

[@j0sh83]

Villagers: *Gets stuck in own well* Poof: "Isn't that bad engineering?" Also Poof: *gets scared of sounds that he made*

[@corn7234]

.

[@randomperson4989]

but he gets paid for it

[@满地走]

thats what the sound effect donation system is for tho - thats excellent engineering!

[@Tahmauri]

It’s called talent you would understand if you watch Rick and Morty

[@youtubeuser72636]

.

[@NorthErrant]

Poofesure: *Literally in the middle of the overworld ocean* Twitch: *ghast noise* Poofesure's brain: THERE'S A FRICKING GHAST HERE!

[@arkesh110]

5:36 “WHY AM I GETTING SUCKED, WHY AM I GETTING SUUUUCKED”

[@anshulshenoylol]

Arkesh Das I see another man of culture here

[@jessicamanson374]

Normally he’d want someone to be doing that 🤣

[@CHARLOSdotTV]

*ZUCC*

[@Roman-rx2tm]

5:33

[@themadmaddog]

“Why am I getting sucked down there?”

[@greenender2154]

that one guy who played the fart sound and got Poof to scream: *I am superior to all*

[@catsareyes6446]

Scared the *SH*T* out of him.

[@Purple_Monke85]

Soooooo Dead

[@stxrrynxghts5488]

Cats Are YES am I looking at a pun 😏

[@dylangamer8024]

Timestamp pls

[@griffinlange5645]

wait what’s the time stamp

[@Sparty-no1oe]

Streamers: just give bits it helps out the channel Poofesure: Farts, take it or leave it

[@notYourBro44]

@@AethersMusic Post videos, don't spam comments.

[@cerij3768]

No-one: Everyone in the comments: iM gOnNa MaKe a mEmE

[@cramorantpants3108]

"Why am I getting sucked!" - Poofesure, 2020

[@bluefishinthecut]

😏

[@scottbradford5463]

69th like

[@Noah-tg5fb]

Cramorant pants was bout like but left at 69

[@GrayEagle-ht3gc]

I was looking for this comment 😂

[@astralii0]

@@bluefishinthecut No, don’t- don’t make that face-

[@rileymarshall1366]

Sees Poofesure Upload My ears: Please ignore it brain My brain: No, I don’t think I will

[@lamp7746]

pp: haha not ignore me watch

[@dansehyanou6827]

2:00 “there are two steps to this” *says one and three*

[@lilya2906]

Step two is don’t die

[@themostthankfulegg9140]

Danseh Yanou step 2 is “FART”

[@fumigators]

spider-man: *walks in hospital room” make a wish kid: 4:19

[@ic3yboy983]

Mood

[@Nymphiiee]

NAHH

[@fallout200]

“These freaking moon boots cause the collapse” That is one of the best Poofesure lines.

[@Nick-xz6me]

Someone should tell him that once he goes into The End he either has to defeat the Ender Dragon or die. It seems like he wants to enter as soon as he gets the required pearls, and that is just going to end horribly

[@superepicdudemccraft5076]

Nick yes

[@friight_]

That’s why we don’t tell him

[@mujibrahman899]

Nick no no. That is what we would call enjoyable content.

[@aidengorman7564]

Please delete your comment Nick so he doesn’t see this

[@Nick-xz6me]

@@aidengorman7564 I will not stand idly by and let someone lose their hardcore Minecraft world. I'm not the hero he deserves, but I am the hero he needs

[@gilbertdennis4872]

Nobody: Poof: *skellington*

[@chrisbowman5697]

gilbert Dennis i was thinking the exact same thing

[@blitzxrr]

S k e l l i n g t o n

[@xxwintermoonxx1528]

It gives me serotonin

[@Max-rh3yk]

Chat: •Plays sound of hostile mob• Also Chat: *I HAVE ACHIEVED COMEDY*

[@richm23k]

11:16 only Poof would think of something like this

[@lylejamison5543]

Advice: turn down your volume.

[@Toadette-]

That's good advice for any poofescure video

[@matthew8629]

Noob

[@cheesesticks1428]

He should make his own scream as a sound effect

[@discountweebho]

Genius

[@Shadow_B_Gaming]

“Skeleton are overpower” Me:finally someone that agrees with me

[@pepperonipete8928]

*skellington

[@Kingavarie]

5:53 *4 villagers chillin in the hot tub*

[@Strongninja7375]

They should be social distancing

[@julie-18]

0 feet apart because they’re gay

[@Quinn_2022]

blu.diamom Government During pandemic: wait that’s illegal?

[@padmeamidala4.20]

5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay

[@themadmaddog]

5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay

[@Toadette-]

KZbin: there are 175 comments! Me: *are ya gonna let me see them?*

[@RideTheGamer]

You just have to click newest first smh

[@bian7744]

@Mathcoolb 🧐

[@RideTheGamer]

@Mathcoolb yd

[@Corgiman-ph1yj]

yooo toadette i found you!!!! lmao

[@Toadette-]

@@Corgiman-ph1yj MATT AYYY hi

[@toadwiiremotewithwiimotion4151]

Thank god im not the one being smashed rip keyboard he’s crying rn

[@TK-1103]

O salute you for your years of service

[@toadwiiremotewithwiimotion770]

We are chillin now my brotha

[@toadwiiremotewithwiimotion4151]

Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus Inside ye

[@noahryan1000]

Earrape Warnings: 1:20 4:27 5:21 10:30

[@caseytaylor4873]

Noah Ryan all but 1030 was me

[@Rheper.]

Not the hero we wanted but the one we needed

[@Jenny-tu9fc]

No one: Poofesure: plays Wii music in the background of a Minecraft video

[@williamreid6255]

woo hoo xD He’s we’ll known for raging over Wii games lol

[@MOH10492]

5:33 Teachers when the hot girl in class tries to bring her grade up.

[@trevorgardner7782]

Alex GG 😂😂😂😂

[@bian7744]

True story LOL

[@SkibidiNephew]

Lol

[@oceanm1334]

Me: Minecraft veterans will solute you, Minecraft- The Pope: FART

[@robboss9302]

Poof: Oh my God I'm going to drown. This is it. A few seconds later *Oh I can Swim*

[@StardustGaming500]

Fart Poof: k Creeper Poof: *High school girl scream*

[@matthew8629]

Ghast Scream: Poofesure: Ultra high pitched scream

[@tyjoe9792]

0:44 anyone else think that music is fire?

[@Toadette-]

Its actually so good

[@mariomaster217]

Yes

[@stroodle_6056]

What's it called?

[@andynonya1490]

2:59 anyone else notice that perfectly sync'd fart sound to when he got hit ?

[@BriannaBow]

Lmao

[@TedlesMedia]

Poofesure is my favorite KZbind you make me laugh and make my day soo much better and I can also see other people suffer lol / not even lieing everyone try not to laugh the ghast sound effect and him screaming got me lol I was first btw

[@mymelodyswag]

Wow that's great. 😂👌 Same tbh

[@crusticole536]

Nobody fucking cares

[@pixtonuser5806]

4:27 - Ghast in the overworld? Since when??

[@nom7121]

Idk if you dont know about the donation sounds or if youre making a joke

[@bian7744]

@@nom7121 yeah.....

[@caseytaylor4873]

It was me

[@gdpeter6323]

It wasn’t, it was from coocoo0202

[@b1rdywingzz566]

GD Peter It is a twitch stream, it could’ve been her if she has a different user on twitch.

[@catsareyes6446]

Imagine being scared by Ghast sounds while not in Nether.

[@muppetsmario98]

Never been this early, uploaded 10 seconds ago damn.

[@Sparty-no1oe]

Brody Thornton well I was the fastest

[@bdeiissosh]

Nice

[@johnno-85]

Same

[@KenseiBae]

Sparty 0413 nobody asked

[@goose-h4f]

GOTTA GO FAST

[@deciwasgone]

Poof: *”There’s two steps to this”* Also Poof: **Says three steps**

[@jaeminahn3536]

“once we find the end, i just wanna check it out” he’s in for a world of pain...

[@yaboiholden5901]

Poofesure: post any video. Everybody to the comment section: I AM SPEED

[@kato6349]

"Why am I getting sucked down there?!" - Poof 2020

[@cannedcereal2165]

Llamas: Exist Poof: M E L V I N

[@goose-h4f]

ｄｉＮｅｒｂｏｎｅ

[@tjedaniel7098]

When she invites you over to play legos and she starts taking off your pants. WhY AM I gETting SuCKEd

[@joaquingarcia65]

Poof: And we have a boat of each colour Me: *pauses to predict that he will say because he is racist*

[@Realfan14]

Hola amigo Peruano

[@cinamoop]

Um id recommend getting more than 12 ender pearls because while your looking for the end portal they can break. I’d say get 16-20

[@masseymemedealer7906]

Boomers: it’s rude to stare! Also boomers when They see someone with dyed hair: 9:15

[@bradenms]

i love how he calls them skelingtons

[@vedantvyas8389]

I wish I had a waiting screen that was as well made as Poof's

[@traehall5202]

Poof: there is a whole flock of them Reality: 2 r spotted

[@Qafdz]

*Mr. krabsermen*

[@LEVlATHANx]

10:25 ...Living on a prayer

[@aisanpickle467]

When I’m earlier than a white family going to church 😳

[@yodatheexterminatorofbattl9848]

Enderman stare:*plays Minecraft:*piano

[@GothamStudio]

*big wet fart* Poofesure, more like *POOTFESURE* NO? OK...

[@Purple_Monke85]

Gotham Studio : Yes

[@JurassicHeadlines]

Poof you need a fletching table and then make a ton of emeralds by selling sticks and then you use the cleric to level him up enough to buy pearls

[@yamiyo_]

"Why am I get sucked down their?" That's what we all asked our uncles

[@rabbidish]

Redstone are red Pillagers are farting The sounds is still farting..

[@Adam-gh3bi]

mann i feel old. i remember watching you when you played with essie

[@sharkbait6365]

Watch the skies traveler.

[@terra1404]

1:21 he went from 🙀🙀 to like chill

[@sean.werner]

There should be a Wii Sports x Minecraft crossover. Sales would shoot through the roof!

[@emmaflint9736]

last time i was this early i was in school

[@kylerwickard1232]

It’s been years since I heard that name

[@boi8236]

No one Poofsure: screams at ghast in over world

[@guyz1204]

Me: Reads title Also me: Sees image Me: He got frost walker

[@bigweldjr3219]

Poofesure you should make a villager farm for better trades and enchantment books

[@itsdad0c]

You should add a "Poofesure Screaming" sound effect.

[@amelialashway5024]

ItsDaDoc oh my god genius👑

[@averagecat4220]

*YES*

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Poofesure is the type of guy who thanks people for farts and forgets he included a Creeper sound alert

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

You know it's gonna be good when the first things you hear are Poof's rendition of the Krusty Krab Training narrator and an Enderman stare

[@annad3123]

nobody: poofesure: *how am i poisoned. how am i poisoned. how am i poisoned. how am i p*

[@bradygerrity3764]

Me: sees title Also me: whaaaaa

[@calderwilson5091]

Your Minecraft series is the best

[@drbhla6868]

The last time I was this early Eva had a bf

[@Toadette-]

The last time I was early this meme wasnt a thing

[@treeman10]

10:29 fire siren commences

[@grant6115]

3:28 that’s some nice dirt man

[@Super-zq3pn]

so were just gonna ignore the name of the third world? or the hard trap beat?

[@bobagoddess]

“It’s one of those things?”, “yep, it’s one of those things”

[@AFrame06]

Rip brown sheep (Lived from episode 1 to episode 5)

[@kevinmauri6365]

Poof: “why am I getting sucked”

[@leojamison3768]

2:59 is the most perfect timing omfg

[@idontevenknowwhy6897]

Nobody: That random kid: 0:49

[@may-fk7nu]

I didn’t even listen to what he said I was to tuned into the music 😂😂

[@itspurge3646]

thank you poof for blessing me with another minecraft video you just made my whole week🥰

[@SkibidiNephew]

Okay poof the stronghold has the end portal and ender pearls make you teleport if you throw them and you don't use ender pearls to open the portal you use ender eyes

[@nathanwhite6350]

Noice

[@Cain35]

Tit

[@mr.watermelon4094]

Your frist. Congatulatins

[@nathanwhite6350]

I don't even care that I'm first I just wanted to say noice

[@wattlol]

I have a video recommendation for you, Poof. You should get Madden 12 for the Wii. I own it, and it is good. You can set your mii as beef boss, and pick your favorite team. Even if you don’t like football, I still think you should

[@bigussmokesus8866]

5:34 *no content*

[@skellingtonfromminecraft1894]

AYY Smoke Keeping busy I hope

[@1-genuine-wheeze-later-408]

Did you know if an iron golem kills an endermen it drops a pearl every time

[@crusticole536]

A Master Cleric sells ender pearls and bottle o’ enchanting Lol 6:46

[@cameronkrueger8933]

No one: Poof: was that a sound alert? *when is says it’s a sound alert on the screen

[@beccashaw6797]

*Enderman noises* Poof: I cannot see - - 👄

[@zachdoe2671]

You should find the end city too

[@jimbo1130]

Poof: allows chat to play creeper noises Me: AH YES

[@BLATRIX.]

First Wednesday of every month: 10:30 Also happens to be today

[@sweatycheese2246]

Nobody: Poofesure viewers: FART

[@NorthErrant]

It's Wednesday m'dudes, 10:30

[@bobby9812]

Boat of each color...huh

[@thenewkidontgeblock903]

it's been 10,000 years

[@erin1912]

I always have to be in a particular mood to watch these, but it’s inevitably a good time

[@yournamegoeshere7584]

who else thinks poof should play cycling on wii sports resort

[@sluggs5417]

Today is a special day... gamers, I have beat the Ender dragon in survival with no cheats for the first time. Totally legit and fair, now I’m epic

[@elijahjp2158]

You know the lamest death you can face... *Is being underwater when your Xbox freezes. You restart it and come back to find yourself dead.*

[@Super-Shafs]

You: Minecraft Me: www.hackedonlinegames.com/game/3075/grindcraft www.g7r.com/game/21402/GrindCraft.html www.hackedonlinegames.com/search?Search=Minecraft www.g7r.com/search.php?q=Minecraft