wii sports resort speed slice raging and funny moments

[@Poofesure]

rip peach wii remote with wii motion plus inside

[@melmontel]

Fr

[@frankbergin5620]

rip peach wii remote with wii motion plus inside

[@theuntamedoutdoors-1379]

Yes

[@8772-]

ppoof

[@ExplicitChicken]

Very true

[@smactork]

"I don't think we've EVER done Speed Slice" this will go well

[@CalloZxn]

has anything ever gone well with this man

[@ootfan7882]

*I knew he would especially lose it here*

[@Rekcha]

Watching him get angry while slicing vertically at horizontal and diagonal arrows will never not be funny

[@wscomplexity6045]

Double Fax.

[@kaitlando636]

Lol

[@HappyGingerWolf]

I think he's slamming his wii remote into a table

[@spencertang5155]

He actually spiked it on the floor, apparently damaging the floor as well as the Wii remote.

[@AlphaDevil2018]

Yes

[@caseyrupert3734]

Only Poof would rage quit a win

[@SpathiCaptainFwiffo]

Wait I didnt catch that timestamp?

[@notLinode]

@@SpathiCaptainFwiffo 10:10 i think

[@SleepyGrapes]

Like I don’t understand that he quits when he wins just to put himself through more pain? I’ll never understand this mans thought process

[@callmehbruf]

@@SleepyGrapes if he won by 1 or 2 he would have only got 20 xp while If he won by more he would have got 40 or 60

[@keisuketakahasi4584]

@@callmehbruf yeah but in this mode it seems the opponents do the same thing: being slow when far in the back and vice versa

[@Mr._Maidenless64]

The fact he still finds Wii remotes to this day is astonishing

[@malloryt208]

Poof needs to stock

[@papermario332]

He has a crate of Wiimotes in his closet. Poof stocked up for his raging compliantions

[@Drudabomb_]

@@Kclanks true

[@Kai-5882]

he knows a place that has a person specific to getting him wii remotes after he breaks one

[@thedonkey6704]

@@Kclanks child

[@Detroit1Time]

Poofesure: wins against Shouta Also Poofesure: restarts

[@exaltedpancake]

Then 11:19

[@anyapeanutlover]

He hates the idea of winning and getting 20XP, so he restarts hoping to get more by letting the opponent win less. The max XP you can get while winning is 200XP, but it's impossible to reach it by a human in future levels, due to the AI's quick reaction.

[@thecomicsario]

I appreciate that Chihiro pfp

[@ryan41226]

@@exaltedpancake I Can't Stop Fucking Laughing At This Moment. XD

[@NVUSAttitude]

At least he can say he beat him twice

[@nicks8946]

Nothing helps me get over my breakup better than enjoying Poofesure scream at a kids game! Thanks for uploading man, you’re a real lifesaver

[@puckthief0158]

I'm sorry for you...

[@BriannaBow]

The right one is still out there for you.

[@reloadtoad]

im in the same situation and Yes it helps

[@andrewsarver9684]

Keep your head up king. :) if I may ask was it mutual or not?

[@gaelchavez130]

Keep your head up soldier

[@weo4762]

“Things I hate from this: Matt, Arrows, Women, Life, Peach Wii Remotes” -Poofesure 2022 😂

[@cherrymarshmallow]

21:35

[@-TheDOOMSLAYER-]

I agree with life and women both tell you to die and don’t care

[@thebarbieblank3317]

@@-TheDOOMSLAYER- incel behavior

[@-TheDOOMSLAYER-]

@@thebarbieblank3317 bullshit

[@skittlePsychic]

@@-TheDOOMSLAYER- dude are you ok😭

[@SplendidSuperman122]

Welp we all knew if he played this a Wii remote’s license to live would expire…

[@MiniSoot]

don’t say welp

[@AlolaMaskedYT]

Whenever you say welp you jinx it

[@randomuser2427]

Wii remotes should have human rights so Poof wouldn't destroy them so fast...

[@xxslomegaxx9574]

@@AlolaMaskedYT when would that ever stop him

[@sloanewalker42]

*your free trial of living has ending*

[@aux8718]

19:47 “i didnt hit that right” **becomes an engine**

[@Studiepi]

He does it again at 22:40

[@RiqMoney817]

23:12

[@hoopsyoyoMagic8Ball]

GUESS IT’S- *AOKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAA*

[@jamesmccarthy5086]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone rage so bad they pop an blood vessel in their eye

[@ciaran4135]

When did he do that?

[@JOyo246642]

@@ciaran4135 23:48

[@theluffinater9470]

I've popped an eye blood vessel once for coughing a lot

[@jamesmccarthy5086]

@@theluffinater9470 that had to have been very hard coughing. I’ve asthma and I’ve never done that lol

[@godhimself1150]

I’ve only done that after vomiting during horrible food poisoning how much did he rage lmfao

[@utsavghai5008]

Poof spoiling us with a 27 min video. What a legend

[@vortex.3562]

And the classic "raging and funny moments" title too! What a goated legend!

[@deftrascal1626]

27 minutes of playing a whole new game mode on wii sports too

[@Poofesure]

jokes on you, I scream so much you’ll likely have a headache 🤣

[@motsonagic]

@@Poofesure i indeed do have a headache after this.

[@roykoopa58]

@@Poofesure Hi

[@Greg-fh7pm]

FYI: The tie breakers are decided based on how even the slices are.

[@thewtrxgamingstation3197]

Yeah but he’s too dumb to know that

[@THEGrandCreatorOfTheBeyond]

Thanks for telling me that its gonna be good to know

[@professiggitways]

Oh

[@Ghostdog814]

@@thewtrxgamingstation3197 to be honest i didn’t even know that. and i’ve been playing wii sports resort since 2009

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

Looked it up and couldn't find the answer, but it seems true

[@ngabel8956]

You know, I don't think I've ever heard anyone rage at the shape of an arrow.

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

Welcome to Poof's channel!

[@Bowling4986]

"BULLSHIT MATT!" Poof: didn't even cut the pencil in half

[@sreeanumolu6850]

Poof: Loses his mind at 23:03 Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside: _Nervous Sweating_

[@dabomb9218]

23:11 A car when it’s cold outside:

[@hoopsyoyoMagic8Ball]

There’s a- there’s a- thersadadadADADADADADADADADAGH

[@markvd1008]

Yeah, Speed Slice is like a combination of memory and luck in terms of the direction you expect to slice, especially later on. 2:02, 3:36, 3:40 The way it breaks the tie is how accurately it was cut I believe.

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

Couldn't find whether or not the accuracy-based tiebreaker is true, but that's what it seems like and would make the most sense.

[@keisuketakahasi4584]

memory? the way you need to cut in random

[@slowbro3676]

I think 13:22 Michael should have gotten the win then should he not have?

[@zooms7889]

@@RadiantSharaShaymin it's not.

[@jacksonmiller3016]

4:50 "THROW THE F*CKING SUSHI MATT!!" HAHAH

[@DaQuinias808]

“Thing I hate from this: Matt, arrows, women, life, peach wii remotes.” -poofesure 2022

[@mbdg6810]

“Things i hate from this: Matt, arrows …….. *W O M E N* ,, *life* , peach wii remotes.” -Poofesure 2022

[@coltinanderson]

18:10 *I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE!*

[@AsmrMatt3452]

Same here 🤣

[@brodyking7095]

@@Autisma515 It’s just not as funny as this.

[@rbloobloo16]

I’ve so fuggin had it

[@isaiahsturgis5037]

18:05 YOU CANT MAKE IT EASY FOR ME!!!

[@glowstx]

Poofesure: gets mad at his Mii Also Poofesure: is controlling that same Mii

[@pgsilver6873]

23:21 had me dying on the floor

[@supernathanjr]

Bro had a stroke and became toad

[@kellydickinson2724]

18:06 Had me dying.

[@nicholashairston5993]

Actually turns into Gollum

[@Saaahn]

“Who decided arrows are fat at the ending end” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kingbopit9318]

20:06 a new rage variant has been discovered Past the point of insanity

[@artemis_furrson]

As an Irish person, I visibly winced at 5:08 when Poof called her "sio-bawn"

[@Pause0]

it sounds like a fuckin pokemon "sio-bawn used slice!"

[@lilyd-55]

Siobhán is a girl? When the fuck? I always thought it was a boy

[@beansthedino3029]

How do you pronounce that 💀

[@lilyd-55]

@@beansthedino3029 I just googled it and apparently it is pronounced shiv-awn. Idk how tf they got that but olay

[@artemis_furrson]

@@beansthedino3029 Shuh-vawn

[@jennasotelo166]

23:36 is my favorite part LMFAO 😂

[@supernathanjr]

Toad having a stroke just like

[@cloudierpenny3844]

“Hopefully we can beat Matt in one try” Famous last words

[@nomdom]

"only my dumbass would rage quit a win" - Poofesure (2022)

[@noitsreal...itsreal]

There was this split second of time when I saw the wii hand hover over the “quit” button, that my whole body tensed up in preparation for what was about to happen to my ears😂 12:58

[@solluxander2421]

Lol

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

I was eating, so it was in a moment when I wasn't looking at the screen. At least "slain by cinnamon bun" won't be on my tombstone. ...For now.

[@Nightcrimer]

I wish he does face cam more often seeing him rage like this would be so funny to see😂😂😂

[@smr1518]

There is a little trick to this, that's actually pause buffering. If you just keep pressing pause, you can just see the arrows on the object. Extremely useful against the higher level Miis, especially Matt cause he has pretty much got TAS reaction. (Tool assisted speedrun)

[@fluidcultist2591]

7:20 "but the fucking stupidity of him catching up at the end" *slices down 4 times without looking at the arrows*

[@33dbz]

Thats the only way u can beat the computer when you’re up by that much though. U just got to guess and hope u get lucky.

[@MNU078]

1:20 Poofsure: "diamond, yeah. We really can cut diamond?" Random mii in the background: "yah."

[@hoopsyoyoMagic8Ball]

“ooowEeooOooOooo”

[@fuzzynuttz5092]

13:01 the dolphins every year during the super bowl

[@AlolaMaskedYT]

They Suck out in Miami Beach but they've been improving a little bit

[@fuzzynuttz5092]

@@AlolaMaskedYT well then again it's not hard to improve from trash

[@AlolaMaskedYT]

@@fuzzynuttz5092 Yeah, and I imagine the Peach Wiimote wreckage would be like the lions and Jaguars

[@fuzzynuttz5092]

@@AlolaMaskedYT not even wreckage, full on genocide

[@AlolaMaskedYT]

@@fuzzynuttz5092 Chara would be proud

[@wyattpardue5345]

If this guy was in an apartment, everyone else in the building would evacuate when they hear him raging.

[@empinata]

Imagine the security deposit for all the toad Wii remote with Wii motion plus inside sized holes in the wall

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

There would be regular Poofesure Drills (tornado drills but for Poof) and a siren that you could hear down the street, and he'd have to put in an hour's notice before turning on his Wii-

[@dgotthejuiceman]

23:56 Poof Sounded like a sinister super grover from sesame street and I can't unhear it

[@randomuser2427]

"It's easy to win but it's not easy to win a lot." -Poofessure, 2022 Wiser words could have never been said.

[@Here2Pone]

i think he said "it's easy to win but it's not easy to win BY a lot"

[@Here2Pone]

Ya, at 6:30 he said it.

[@mbdg6810]

@@Here2Pone funny enough i read the original comment just like that statement despite missing that word “by”

[@alexanderross8462]

18:26 my favourite poof quote: "MAD IS A F***ING UNDERSTATEMENT RIGHT NOW!!!"

[@Mcdavidsburner]

This video truly had a little bit of everything. The struggle to getting to Matt, the rage quitted win, the broken wii remote, popped blood vessel, getting fucked by the AI at the end. All at a game I grew up playing as a kid😂😂 All the reasons I love poof😂❤️

[@650Justin]

Poofesure is gonna end up destroying all the wii remotes eventually

[@andrewloris3209]

Why do you think they're expensive and hard to find?

[@yellowbananago]

@@andrewloris3209 Hi, Lightning

[@Lew2021]

The “that sounded bad” at 11:27 was the icing on the cake.

[@Tails94able]

18:12 I SO F**KING HAD IT! *breaks Wii remote*

[@venomax3893]

Poof: *after breaking his floor and turning his peach wii remote into dust* “ok i think my anger container is empty i blew off all the steam” Also poof: 23:35 *has a mental anurism and pops a blood vessel in his eye*

[@supernathanjr]

Toad when he has an aneurysm

[@GenericBG22]

18:05 that voice change before the grand finale 😂

[@NF30]

I'd love to see Poofesure tries to get all stamps raging and funny moments as a series

[@matthewscholz7719]

He’d break at least 10 remotes 😂

[@NF30]

@@matthewscholz7719 Yesss it would be pure art

[@Lucs100]

I was gonna say this lmao, idk if he knows the stamps exist though :(

[@thejango22]

100 pin stamps? Oh man

[@BustedGiant]

I would love to see a video devoted to getting the secret strike in 100 pin bowling, and another devoted to getting the giant fruits in archery.

[@coleparker8480]

“It’s almost like they are the in the game and know the whole time” 😂😂😂

[@theyoutubeuser833]

He said that as i read it lol that could have been in a perfect timing video

[@BustedGiant]

16:56 Two other Matt’s came from separate universes to watch this battle unfold.

[@RiqMoney817]

3 Matts at once

[@LilLalaTheStar]

13:00 istg I've never been so scared and then laughed about it in my entire life

[@Sam_Wich]

AAAAEEEEEAAAA WE MIGHT AS WELL QUIT

[@katedrabsch8329]

🤣🤣 Poof legit losing his mind, after getting so angry. I love this channel man, great content everytime.

[@Lefty_loosey]

23:37 my man is speaking home alone

[@shrek9489]

This is a certified hood classic

[@zion_vr4142]

Epic

[@ajmullaaaaaaa]

*yes*

[@theholychurchofgog3848]

SHREK??!?!?!!!???!!?

[@djsmiley]

peanuts

[@theultrasillygoober]

donkey

[@macaroniwhistlefox8897]

Ryan being the judge when you fight Matt implies that Ryan has better attention to detail than Matt.

[@THEGrandCreatorOfTheBeyond]

Thats what i wanted to know whos the judge agianst matt and it just happend to be the first mii of almost every game

[@savemeimanobodylostonline4279]

Think it just means that Ryan has the next best attention to detail after Matt, since Matt can’t judge himself

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

Poof could have sent in one of his Matts to judge

[@luckymario4196]

18:10 is the part you’re looking for… 😂😂😂😂😂 BTW, 18:07 & 23:37 is the moment that I kept on replaying, it was his voice who keeps me repeating, LOL! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Weezyburgerr]

*WE CANT MAKE IT EASY FOR MEEEE*

[@luckymario4196]

@@Weezyburgerr LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Weezyburgerr]

@@luckymario4196 that part killed me 😂😂😂🤣

[@RobBob6197]

18:00 last moments from Princess Peach Wii Remote

[@Blue_Sky-Marshall]

23:08 Poofesure's meltdown 22:41 Poofesure becomes a average angry child 23:35 Poofesure brain goes on an onslaught 23:58 Silent Laughing Crow 25:07 Ryan makes Poofesure mad 26:21 Poofesure turns self-aware in a video game

[@misssmidnight]

You know Poof’s lost it when he starts speaking in tongues.

[@nathankim7664]

Well, RIP to the first Princess Peach Wii Remote with Wii Motion Inside. In retrospect, it probably was a wise time to go because Peach wouldn't have survived the table tennis challenge against Greg anyways.

[@ludanoob1856]

25:50 haha love it how there is just a second Matt in the background on the left watching the game XD

[@armoredangel01]

"I'm f*cking short-circuiting!" Wow, that's the first time I've seen a gorilla have electrical problems

[@isiahmclaurin3197]

11:19-11:26 is the best quote from the god poofesure 🤣

[@Jocool1023]

Yes

[@LeMarch14]

Thats going to be on my toombstone

[@expertgamer2597]

18:10 My favorite part of the video

[@Justin-jg2hi]

That rage went to a different dimension

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

14:30: I always made my mii do that on swordplay

[@stephencouri410]

13:00 sounded like he threw his microphone in the blender 😂

[@SkyLightAwakens]

2:03 Me looking for that big spider that hid as soon as I walked in the room 🤣

[@LazyboiYt.]

Me when the mc Donald’s ice cream machine is working perfectly fine but the second I get there it’s not working 1:15

[@lazaelia3302]

11:15 - 11:30 I couldn’t stop laughing. Lmao I love u poof🤣🤣

[@mrdeadmemes]

26:22 - woody talking to buzz in the first toy story

[@KABAL-1995]

Poof: Matt might be off my shit list Also poof 4 secs later: Matt is back on my shit list 😒🤬 22:04

[@salluparello7297]

there’s a secret to getting everything right if you pause the game just as the stuff are about to appear on screen you can see which way the arrows are gonna be before hitting them

[@dankjista]

This man single handedly revived the wii and its fans

[@ange4154]

I remember I used to lose my shit when I lost to my siblings on this because my teal wii remote with wii motion plus inside wasn't working as well as their white wii remotes with wii motion plus inside were

[@Rekcha]

Did their Wii Remotes have Wii Motion Plus Inside

[@lilyd-55]

Omg. I had a teal wii remote with wii motion plus inside too. I also have a pink and red one.

[@ange4154]

@@Rekcha Ah yes, I forgot to mention

[@apaullo1387]

Here's the history of who made arrows, just like you asked: An older (medieval) convention is the manicule (pointing hand, 👈). Pedro Reinel in c. 1504 first used the fleur-de-lis as indicating north in a compass rose; the convention of marking the eastern direction with a cross is older (medieval).[2] Use of the arrow symbol does not appear to pre-date the 18th century. An early arrow symbol is found in an illustration of Bernard Forest de Bélidor's treatise L'architecture hydraulique, printed in France in 1737. The arrow is here used to illustrate the direction of the flow of water and of the water wheel's rotation. At about the same time, arrow symbols were used to indicate the flow of rivers in maps.[3] A trend toward abstraction, in which the arrow's fletching is removed, can be observed in the mid-to-late 19th century. The arrow can be seen in the work of Paul Klee. In a further abstraction of the symbol, John Richard Green's A Short History of the English People of 1874 contained maps by cartographer Emil Reich, which indicated army movements by curved lines, with solid triangular arrowheads placed intermittently along the lines.[4] Use of arrow symbols in mathematical notation is still younger and develops in the first half of the 20th century. David Hilbert in 1922 introduced the arrow symbol representing logical implication. The double-headed arrow representing logical equivalence was introduced by Albrecht Becker in Die Aristotelische Theorie der Möglichkeitsschlüsse, Berlin, 1933.[4]

[@applinsect]

this was one of my favorite wii games as a kid, all i would play was speed slice and mario kart wii

[@AlsoKnownAsTheOracle]

26:00 does... does anyone else see another matt to the left of the screen? *he's multiplying*

[@lucasenea]

Is it just me or does Poof sound like Miss Puff when he rages. 😂

[@diegofavaratozfilms962]

He sounds more like Toad

[@moneymakinmitch8130]

he sound like muscle man from regular show

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

22:27: That laugh 😵‍💫

[@prime_231]

Red X

[@Evil_01]

Him blamimg a kids game instead of assuming he sucks at the game always brights my days

[@moss672]

i’m on a layover, 4 hours, in a airport home. thanks poof for making this waiting game much more interesting

[@VGGBrayden]

The rarity comes from either Poof himself breaking the Wii Remotes, or the entire Wii brand being dead since 2017

[@desepp1671]

4:51 "throw the fucking sushy matt" got me

[@BushVFX]

Thank you for uploading when I got home from school. Very considerate of you :)

[@toxicjoshua7934]

Love this man’s rage quit when he already won 😂

[@VOLATILEVOXELS]

“Giving Wally another Mayo burger, but with chicken” is a video I expect soon, my good man! I patiently await it. (Papas Cluckeria (chicken sandwich) is coming out Tuesday)

[@hye2354]

I'm excited for it!!

[@VOLATILEVOXELS]

@@hye2354 well, be excited now! It’s out early (it’s probably not early, it also releases in Australia and time zones and stuff make it release early for us in the US)

[@hye2354]

@@VOLATILEVOXELS It's released! I'm buying it

[@claire777.]

I want poof to chuck me like I’m a princess peach wii remote with wii motion plus inside

[@austinfudge3366]

18:05 I want that as my ringtone

[@AlexanderScott66]

"I don't want to break these Wii remotes because of their rarity" Breaks every wii remote he owns, knowing they're expensive

[@RiqMoney817]

“Hey everyone. I made a Sonic OC” “Who is it?” 12:46

[@danielruiz8259]

20:57 Love this rant

[@tillermcniller1657]

Poofesure being a prime example of loud=funny Speed: "hold my beer"

[@nelly6016]

Speed is basically black poofesure

[@talynorf389]

Or chizplays 🤣

[@cheeseoh]

@@talynorf389 nah chiz purposely tries to sound funny when he gets loud

[@themediaangel7413]

1:33 My dream of Poof getting mad at my name has finally come true.

[@julianavaden9710]

Poofesure: *swings in the opposite direction* Also Poofesure: *is mad he's losing the round*

[@yungairmusic9961]

“Im gonna beat you right now” Loses automatically

[@jacobmacquarrie8903]

I think Chika always gets a Birdie every time she plays Wii Sports Resort Golf & Frisbee Golf!

[@riddle9941]

the rage at 23:45😭

[@fridaynightfunkinfan5627]

Kienan, “Siobhan” is pronounced “Shivan”. It’s an Irish name, and Irish spelling is REALLY hard to pronounce correctly.

[@strawbebbby]

do you think he can pronounce siobhan right if he fucks up Alice as bad as he did

[@bian7744]

God's Grace

[@liil_icy]

5:08

[@somedude3390]

While we're at it "Shouta" is pronounced like "show-ta"

[@Otakupatriot117]

He's called Sakura "Sakira" so many times that I've started to read it as Sakira in my own internal monologue. There's no way he's ever going to figure out Siobhan.

[@theretroboy7624]

Your raging makes me laugh every time keep up the good work on you vids 😄

[@CalloZxn]

You know we're in for a ride when poofesure uploads a 27 minute video

[@bbankes]

Poof been uploading so much recently I’m loving it

[@theartisticspartan4488]

Oh my lord, Poof having an aneurism at the later parts of the video made me laugh so hard. 😂

[@AxLivvy]

Just found new youtuber to watch with very original content. Really you are the one who can make wii funny also rage quitting. Awesome also rip peach remote. Good content. 😂😂😂❤❤

[@jordan-the-hound2323]

This is, by far, the angriest Poof's ever been in any Wii Sports video. Not even his first time playing against Tommy was as bad as this. And the thing that gives off that feeling isn't his screams, his gibberish, his maniacal laughs, or him breaking a Wii Remote (although, those were some really loud bangs). Rather, it's moments like this (18:06) and this (23:34) where you can actually feel his rage. He even got so angry that it made him suspect that he punctured a blood vessel. It's pretty scary... But, still funny as hell nonetheless🤣👍

[@zanmolecules4105]

Agreed

[@loser2466]

Oh hey I remember you Jordan

[@jordan-the-hound2323]

@@loser2466 Oh, wow! Really?