beating matt at speed slice is impossible raging and funny moments

[@Poofesure]

you can't tell me you can beat this with skill and not just getting lucky

[@chillasmr8475]

Matt is just too good

[@justgarfield9721]

Mario

[@HunterMarney]

Hi

[@neemaweema7083]

i can

[@-_noble_-2621]

Luck is skill

[@basethecharcoal]

Props to this man to not having lost his voice at this moment.

[@xk05]

Man’s can screech higher than some sopranos 😂

[@_slashes]

I've been watching for 2 years, but I'm assuming he's screamed for a lot longer, so yeah it is surprising

[@syblasterm0618]

By now*

[@brandonwade2581]

Wish I could say the same for the controllers

[@alexc6741]

This comments a good sign before watching

[@spaghettinoodles1418]

The funny thing is, Matt knows which way the Cut is supposed to go. Slow it down to o.25 speed and just watch where his sword goes. It's correct almost every time.

[@averagecat4220]

He practically has his sword in the right position the exact moment before the object lands

[@pirilon78]

5:49 no

[@himbohaven]

@@pirilon78 They said ALMOST. Plus, his sword basically teleported in the right direction less than a second later anyway

[@pirilon78]

@@himbohaven its literally a bot. This conversation is useless

[@yoad6577]

i mean... HE IS the computer, reaction time means nothing for him

[@rightinfrontofmysalad6426]

I like how poofesure was so confident saying that beating Matt is gonna be easy, but he got destroyed 17 minutes straight

[@abbyfromwiisportsbeefbosss9259]

Lmao, the right in front of my salad girl is here. How is Jexton Wheeler doing?

[@rightinfrontofmysalad6426]

@@abbyfromwiisportsbeefbosss9259 he cheated on me again 😔. But at least I’m a meme and more famous than him now >:)

[@grantwilliams2571]

That's what happens when you mock Matt.

[@yoongiverse.]

It’s actually like 30 minutes, the whole thing is on the channel

[@zooms7889]

From experience... yes it actually is that bad

[@thetaxcollector9849]

I giggled so hard at 9:50 when he swung up and down in frustration yet still managed to miss the next arrow which was directly up and down.

[@oscarma15]

Same lmao

[@bigben1766]

The wii remote with wii motion plus inside flailing around definitely gives his rage more flavor.

[@poweredvoltage3213]

He hit the diamond sideways then sliced vertically

[@masked_hero5623]

Took me over 50 attempts and 4 plus hours to beat him. Learned that the best way to win is guess what the slice is at the end when you are up by 1 or 2

[@arjunkamath1852]

I beat him 2nd try with sheer reflex when I was like 11. My dad was an absolute God at this mode so playing against him repeatedly made matt look like a boyscout

[@callinater6133]

How does 50 attempts equal 4 hours with how short this sport is? Chapter 1 very hard on fzero gx took about that long for me, and i probably had hundreds upon hundreds of attempts for that.

[@ZDee6]

@@callinater6133 Highly doubt they counted every try, they said it was over 50 tries and 4 plus hours Also there were probably several breaks between tries as 4 hours is a long time to be playing this lol

[@blyat8832]

You must be bad at games in general smh (Just waiting for the line of triggered kids scrub quoting this random comment lmao)

[@GamerGirl997]

I’ve been checking the direction of matt’s sword before the object is thrown, and surprisingly(not) his sword is usually already ready to cut in the direction the arrow is gonna come, BEFORE IT EVEN APPEARS.

[@JXenjevy10]

At 5:37, Matt sliced it in 0.25 seconds. That kind of reaction time is needed to swing and hit a baseball going over 150mph (Not an exaggeration)

[@ricardogarcia1812]

The real exageration is that someone could take the time to calculate that

[@Falkite]

0.25 is like average

[@nelly6016]

Wow There’s bullshit and then there’s MATT

[@obedhernandez594]

You mean egg-ageration;) cuz ther cut an egg

[@yeetjones927]

Your body reacts in less than 0.25 seconds to threats and the like, in fact a quarter of a second is pretty slow compared to the reaction time of an average human being

[@danielharding8048]

“It shouldn’t take long.” The last words of Poof before getting beaten by the legend himself.

[@valleyluvsU]

famous last words

[@retiredchannel612]

7:58 when you want Ryan to throw the fucking cupcakes

[@insertname8807]

10/10 comment Our humor is broken

[@ootfan7882]

My headcanon is that the swords in Wii Sports Resort Speed Slice are made out of titanium.

[@user-sn8zx5mv1x]

17:12 when you want Poof to end the video.

[@joselynneroberts]

Lol 😂

[@alexanderhopkins7837]

Skylight was wheezing his as* off

[@tylerprice508]

13:20 that instant transition after a missed whack is perfect

[@ianfromwiisports]

he beats matt first try in duel, but struggles in speed slice

[@Jakewebmaster8]

He also beats 3 Matts in Wii Party and destroyed Matt in boxing too

[@wholivesinapineapple]

Matt's Redemption

[@mbdg6810]

Duel is a lot easier

[@yeetmaster9374]

Cuz his reaction time is that of a sloth being carried on the back of a snail on frictionless surface

[@zooms7889]

@@yeetmaster9374 not really, I have fast reaction time and it took me half a dozen tries the last time i beat him

[@b387pp4]

He can react fast enough to know where an arrow is pointing, but not fast enough to tell the difference between a log and a watermelon

[@Jakewebmaster8]

8:24 Looks like he's competing for the ice cream licking world record.

[@Geeohhyeas]

😂😂😂😂

[@kavinraveendran5108]

😂

[@michaelp9713]

Mans sounds like Porky Pig

[@joselynneroberts]

Lol 😂

[@yland6003]

You can see Matt move before it lands, he definitely knows something you don’t.

[@cloudierpenny3844]

It takes a combination of luck and skill to beat Matt. I beat him once and used a strategy where I guessed a side and just went with a slight slice so that the game would usually accept it whether the arrow was top or middle. Took a lot of dedication but it can be done

[@CinderTheSkulldog]

11:38 Man... poof went straight steam whistle with that scream.

[@Itspingu46]

9:52 when I eat a nice meal

[@a_very_interesting_statue1867]

Fr

[@hayik4412]

11:35 if you slow this part down you can clearly see that poof won and there's mo way that was the wrong way either. he got completely bullshitted

[@yourgraphicscard3700]

You can even hear it. Matt’s crashed second.

[@familycomedy5752]

Nah. It looks like he sliced it more "right" than "up-right". Matt did it perfectly.

[@iamthenameless6202]

Yeah, he DEFINITELY got fucked raw. PAUSE!

[@coltinanderson]

That was so beyond bullshit

[@joselynneroberts]

Yeah

[@dabomb9218]

9:36 when a dog wants food:

[@thatsjustchrisc]

14:17 “to give me an X when I know i swung the right way is inferiorating”

[@coinn4519]

The GPS when you stop at a gas station: 11:42

[@turtleforcontent]

I would like a moment of appreciation for the pause menu calibration remote as it spins in circles everytime he pauses from the sheer magnitude of his frustration

[@caseyrupert3734]

"This stupid direction... is stupid" - Poofesure 2022

[@barbaratorres3624]

13:43 i can see eminem shaking in fear

[@ConnorMiller417]

7:50 “IT’S IMPOSSIBLE FOR A HUMAN BEING TO BEAT MAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!” 🤣

[@sifilo]

Watch that in .25

[@brycesanders8924]

7:56 nobody: poof: “THROW THE FUCKING CUPCAKES RYAN” ryan: *struggling intensifies*

[@bob171]

17:08 "I'M DONE!!" Wii remote: "Ok!"

[@MattFromWiiSportsOfficial]

this is a certified Matt classic

[@abbyfromwiisportsbeefbosss9259]

Hey Matt, wanna have an affair? Beef boss is out

[@nowimthebadguycallmechun-l7748]

Just know Matt, you might be a legend. BUT THE TOAD WII REMOTE WITH WII MOTION PLUS INSIDE IS WAY STRONGER THAN YOU

[@MattFromWiiSportsOfficial]

@@nowimthebadguycallmechun-l7748 we don’t speak of it

[@nowimthebadguycallmechun-l7748]

@@MattFromWiiSportsOfficial I think I discovered your Achilles heel

[@migueloharasupremacy]

indeed

[@SkyLightAwakens]

7:58 Bruh I was in tears! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@simonandrade6581]

THROW THE F**KING CUPCAKES RYAN

[@mustafafranklin]

THROW THE F🤣ING CUPCAKES RYAN

[@ExieusedOverWrite]

*Throw the freakin' cupcakes Ryan!*

[@quincycampbell6023]

Throw the Effin Cupcakes Ryan!!

[@memeweirdguyn.0019]

Matt has the power of every single wiimote that had been sacrificed before to complete Wii sport resort. He has the power of *broken* friendship by his side... Oh and he looks to the sky to see what way is the correct one to cut the object

[@Refill_2]

underrated comment xD

[@brianbuckman6908]

Wait can you actually look to the sky in this game?

[@Connor-fy5vg]

Not even gonna lie the only time i beat matt was by pausing the game while the fruit is mid air then unpause and adjust 😭

[@gamerofgamers1417]

In other words, you cheated. Can't blame you though. Sometimes, you have to play dirty to beat a dangerous force like Matt.

[@portatochips]

*he knows,* you have been warned.

[@KoigYT]

I forgot I did this to win against Matt and it makes him the easiest boss in the game

[@gqboygboy6930]

I did that too lmao

[@jumaclo]

You know its bad when he starts blaming the arrows😂

[@PhilipBarron]

I have an idea: Follow Matt’s sword, and you’ll have a higher chance at getting points.

[@thewtrxgamingstation3197]

He ain’t gonna read these comments, let’s be real

[@JMed24]

Matt usually redirects his sword pretty much last second so you're going to be relying on reactions anyways.

[@specialbeamvegeta4059]

Yeah he’s almost holding his sword down the entire time, then he,d raise it up for a downward slice. Chances are, following his gesture won’t work

[@bacry5638]

7:58 My new favorite Poofesure quote

[@fuzzynuttz5092]

This game just made me realized that Matt has main protagonist levels of being OP

[@MrSalt-sb8he]

9:10 this man was about to slam his wii remote so hard.

[@elliemae3347]

10:37 - gave me "national lampoon's Christmas vacation" where's the Tylenol vibes🤣

[@StarChimera]

Poof: Plays against Matt again. Wii remote: Ight imma head out.

[@Jakewebmaster8]

Ceiling: not this time! *creates barrier*

[@leopollack9528]

16:50 got me laughing so hard he just got mad then calm then mad it was crazy

[@kavinraveendran5108]

Special rages of the video : 7:03 His Mumbling 😂😂😂😂 7:52 As quick as Matt 😂😂😂 7:58 THROW THE FU*KING CUPCAKES RYAN !!! 11:39 WHAAAAT 17:04 THE LAST LEGENDARY SCREAM

[@SonicYTale1357]

I mean, Matt is indeed a god so you’re just lucky he ain’t slicing them at the speed of sound.

[@dotmeme211skelebones2]

If he’s serious it would be the speed of light

[@abbyfromwiisportsbeefbosss9259]

I guess Matt is the new Lucia. But in swordplay

[@nowimthebadguycallmechun-l7748]

Or Tommy in basketball

[@specialbeamvegeta4059]

@@nowimthebadguycallmechun-l7748 Sakura in Baseball Practically every mii in existence on swordplay showdown The 4 and 6 pin in bowling

[@zooms7889]

He's even worse (at least in speed slice)

[@Regener8Plays]

10:21 I believe the word you’re looking for Poof is “Discernible”

[@blakestoudt2131]

I thought "distinctive" but that too. When he finally spits out "clear" I started dying lol

[@Regener8Plays]

@@blakestoudt2131 I hate when you can’t think of the word, I know what poof is going through

[@DarkDoge]

I was thinking of an alternative, "distinguishable."

[@tiletastic9265]

I thought of “decipherable”

[@michaelp9713]

16:14 If you hold the B button while repositioning it's impossible to swing, so maybe you could try that. Alternatively, the strategy I used to win (which took me 148 days, btw) is to hold the wiimote out in front of you flat like a table and to just flick in the direction of the arrow.

[@redskeletonart238]

9:28 he screeches right as ryan struggles to throw the timers lmao

[@cdgames69]

"This is downright embarrassing" Actually the slice was down-left

[@nathankim7664]

6:41 My reaction when I eliminate all but two multiple choice questions on the test and answer the wrong one.

[@luca_ducky1963]

The reason I’m laughing so hard is because I literally beat Matt when I was five

[@zooms7889]

yeah it does not really require thought just fast reflexes to keep it close and then either getting lucky or being insanely fast at the end

[@Dothwa]

4:22 My favorite poofesure sound

[@zanmolecules4105]

This is the most anticipated video I’ve had in a while, speed slice from you was amazing

[@ETG715]

There is this technique every people use in speed slice and that is pause buffering is where you constantly keep pausing the game and then once you have your remote in the area where the arrow is makes it easier to give wins

[@starkman78]

Yeah but if you have to basically cheat to win that shows how ridiculous this sport is when you get to matt

[@ETG715]

@@starkman78 I know right cheating is always the awnser in the Wii series

[@CyanPlushCaptain]

Elementary school math: 2 + 7 = 9 Middle school math: 10:50

[@MetaFanWing]

Calculus II: 11:38

[@raybob8668]

We just gotta beat Matt in speed slice… *17 minutes* Oh god

[@kavinraveendran5108]

Poofesure : Like who's reaction time is really f*ckin good enough for this 2:38 Also Poofesure : Immediately slices the next one correctly

[@Fredster_Real25]

Not gonna lie, but beating Matt in speed slice was extremely difficult when I was kid. Eventually I got it... after getting super pissed for hours on end. But now the home button is a good secret option for me to beat him on my other miis

[@specialbeamvegeta4059]

So you home button before the object lands so you can see where you cut it? Interesting

[@Fredster_Real25]

@@specialbeamvegeta4059 yep that's the trick 😉

[@guyfierimtwi]

Poofesure wouldnt win that way.

[@Fredster_Real25]

@@guyfierimtwi yea best to win the right way. Even if he takes it, it might not work to well

[@guyfierimtwi]

@@Fredster_Real25 copy of of matt lol because poof at least has a reason to because he hates matt. With the pause buffering it just feels like cheating.

[@porzs999]

“thats all we have to do we just have to beat matt in speed slice” famous last words.

[@DueNorthGaming]

Love the profile picture

[@porzs999]

@@DueNorthGaming thank you, i like yours too

[@Dothwa]

Poofesure I used to play this speed slice alot when I was younger. The secret is to forget about which side of the object your katana is on, and to just slice in the direction the arrow is pointing. There is no need to line up your slice at all, as soon as you see the arrow just swipe that way.

[@straenapotheker2985]

With guessing, his chances of winning would be 2,5867*10^-3 so he would need approximately 390 attempts.

[@AlolaMaskedYT]

I'm calling it now: this is gonna be a series where Wii remotes die

[@localidiot1334]

my strategy was spamming pauses before they landed and slicing as soon as I saw the arrow

[@CyanPlushCaptain]

9:52 Cartoon characters when they’re about to eat a delectable meal:

[@midtzy_]

Raging and funny are the only words I need.

[@leum0118]

"throw the fcking cupcakes Ryan!"

[@shiestymunch6767]

If I wanted to watch someone get absolutely screwed I would be on a different website

[@jackgreene8769]

Poofesure: only cuts a bit of the Diamond off Also poofesure; HOW IS THAT WRONG

[@dresanchez7865]

9:36 Poofesure's battle cry.

[@justyouraveragewhalecat4946]

Matt is god, do not underestimate him.

[@MeMyselfI__]

The Fact that the CPUs suddenly get really good after decimating them. Proves how Rigged this Specific Mode is

[@zooms7889]

that's rubber-band AI; they get harder the farther ahead you are, and easier the farther behind you are

[@Timmering]

8:41 Damn, Matt Juked Beef Boss there.

[@dontworryaboutit345]

0:18 Poofs last sane sentence and famous last words for sane people

[@undead_witch5236]

Take a shot every time Poof says "Its Impossible", you wont survive 💀

[@coltinanderson]

Here's the trick pause the game when the arrow appears to drop to the ground. Maybe that helps. I did that once.

[@yq_7865]

I love how he has real emotions and thoughts on computer players 😂

[@lazarsharky]

7:48 who let Ryan use the cloning machine?

[@Mickey_JR]

R.I.P for Poofesures + button because he always keeps resetting. While there's a practice mode in the - button. 11:45

[@marsolgaming]

9:37 look at beef boss when poofesure is raging

[@z_man200]

Go to 15:09 poof hits different (play it on repeat)

[@ayvamason3448]

Owner: Don’t worry, my dog is harmless The dog: 9:36

[@PeakSaber]

I might've figured the strat: Matt might have specific animations for each arrow, you may just need to memorize every single animation he does, but looking at them, there's quite a lot of animations

[@Nobody-Productions]

Nobody: The next door neighbors chiwawa at 3am: 9:36

[@rodrickjenkins2920]

"This stupid direction is stupid." -Poof 2022

[@austinreed5805]

16:37 Silent Rage

[@thefatje1lybean]

Mfs when they drop a toaster in the bathtub: 7:02

[@robotoak88]

10:16 I got u, the word was discernible But “CLEAR!!!” also works

[@sanaai6525]

I just love how beef boss flails when poof rages

[@thetower8577]

When the NPC gives you an impossible quest:

[@loganmiller7827]

I feel like you have to watch the way Matt is moving around to beat him since he's always going to swing it right. You can react more to the way that he moves the sword around than you can to reading the arrows themselves. Watching it also will help you narrow down the ways it can go

[@Shady_Inktail]

"You can't even get your sword in the position to hit it correctly in time before Matt's already done it!" That's why Matt is the legend of Wii Sports.

[@dylanross5898]

30 seconds in: “This should be quick”

[@shrek9489]

This is a certified hood classic

[@annaloveoc]

14:23 “infuriurating”

[@anudayoker]

Relatable. I went face up against Matt in speed slice expecting an even match. Now I’ve had the spend some hours in three days, spending awhile, trying to beat Matt fair and square. I had to use the pause menu to beat him later. I had to end it so I can finally recover.

[@AMysticLegend]

Poof: it shouldn't take long. Matt: Allow me to introduce myself. I am the KING of Wii Party and Speed Slicing.

[@thinquinn2687]

Discernable was the word you were looking for, brother.

[@lofi_horizon]

He raged so hard that even his mic’s soul left its body for a little bit-

[@The4Pikmin]

The thing I did to beat Matt was to keep spamming the Wii Home Menu. Allows you to freeze the frame and see the arrow. Helped a god damn lot

[@sonysoldier9587]

He needs to stop breaking Wii remotes. I mean, the prices are literally increasing because of him. Just blow off some steam and that's it.😂

[@andrewd1131]

Matt is always in position He already knows.

[@Rydawg1388]

“JUST THROW THE FUCKING CUPCAKES RYAN!!”😂😂There’s just some shit poof yells that absolutely kills me.

[@swaydensabey91]

I was waiting all day for this thanks for releasing this video