trying to get the longest prison sentence ever on hard time

trying to get the longest prison sentence ever on hard time
Twitter: / poofesure

[@Poofesure]

what are you doing with that piece of wood...

[@Smoothjayjay]

Wassup

[@navi2851]

Uhhh nothing

[@orotigrro4562]

*Don't worry bout it*

[@Skdjdjdjsjxjxjd]

@@Smoothjayjay nmu

[@Marshy1575]

poofy

[@renzo164]

Whenever Poof plays a game with 'amazing quality,' it's just fun to see him have fun and not hearing him scream every 10 seconds.

[@ApolloTheUltimate]

agreed, while it is funny to hear him rage, his content and character is so good that he doesn’t have to be a screaming ball of rage to be enjoyable.

[@poison4303]

Me immediately turning my volume down when I click on a poof vid lmfaooo

[@-w-138]

So true

[@stingingroger7576]

As an Australian hearing people refer to this man as poof is fucking hilarious

[@mrscruffles801]

@@stingingroger7576 How so?

[@mamadoudial]

Poof should definitely fool around with the cheats lmao. Imagine his reaction when he finds out you can fly

[@VortexKiller2]

*Page Up intensifies*

[@PigZzzZ]

This aged well

[@noahlunnen9161]

Mr meaty’s crimes: Battery 2:34 Theft of a firearm 2:39 Fleeing arrest 3:30 Perjury 3:55 Conspiracy to murder 4:42 Battery x2 4:44 Assault and battery 5:06 Theft 7:50 Battery x3 7:52 Battery x4 8:25 Conspiracy to murder 9:33 Assault with intent to kill 9:39 Perjury x2 10:08 Assault 11:18 Accessory to murder 12:30 Obstruction of justice 13:14 Perjury x3 14:28 Theft of a firearm x2 15:13 Conspiracy to murder x2 15:23 Assault with intent to kill x2 15:29 Mass shooting 16:01 Battery x5 16:25 Assault 17:26 Extortion 17:39

[@AzumarillConGafasBv]

this should be pinned

[@tylern6420]

Bro you in law school or what

[@firstnamelastname7244]

"I can fix him"

[@BigDraco123]

"free my homie he ain't do nothin!"

[@madi8905]

mr meaty is a good man!

[@Animated_Cinema]

Poofesure: *Is accused for stealing or carrying an item from the floor* Judge: You obviously need more days in prison

[@TSDLoading]

meanwhile wardens: oh so you're shooting with a weapon? Don't do that again or you will maybe face consequences. Or not, I don't care.

[@shadowsofacid8254]

@@TSDLoading also wardens: oh so you murdered half the prisnoers and wardens? I'll let you go since we're such good friends (This happens to me a lot and I love it)

[@psychxmania]

LMFAOOOO.

[@XxXMrSisterFisterXxX]

@@shadowsofacid8254 this game has the craziest RNG when it comes to interactions and judgement calls of CO's, wardens, judges, etc.

[@Gravel_TheCart]

Getting arrested for taking a piece of wood: guilty Getting arrested for harming a warden: Innocent I love this goddamn game

[@oz_jones]

>literally beating a screw to death >someone else gets blamed

[@datguy8468]

I remeber like a decade ago when I was playing it on mobile, normal sentences were like 300 days. one time I was like "well let's try to be as good as possible" so I created Santa and got senteced to 50 days. was already at a great start so when I spawned in I just did chores, complied with the wardens, and handed out presents. managed to get my sentence reduced to 15 days and finally got released. the only real fun part about getting out is going back IN the prison to become a warden but yeah I've been traumatized by the early sentences so much that everytime I see poof get 50 days, I think he's tremendously lucky

[@tylern6420]

So i guess in the school game you can become a teacher if it works similarly to hard time (except you dont actually die)

[@datguy8468]

@@tylern6420 i think you can because theres an actual option to customize your student as a teacher but you have to go through months starting at like september and I haven't even made it that far in

[@tylern6420]

@@datguy8468 yeah and my save was at like a D so no chance anyway lol

[@datguy8468]

@@tylern6420 bruh

[@user-qj9ye1uv8g]

Yea the mobile vs the original pc version have a lot of changes between them

[@vincentthe1st]

this video is a rollercoaster. It went from making a new save to testing out the time served for different crimes to trying to die as fast as possible to getting arrested as many times as possible to getting rich right before finally dying

[@roflBeck]

I like how you got sidetracked into not playing the character you wanted.

[@aaaaanotthebees]

9:16 the best part of this video is that Poof has never heard the expression "nip this in the bud"

[@thedearleader3265]

Ikr 😂

[@exowars]

I've literally never heard of that in my life

[@clartt]

@@exowars it means to take care of a problem in its early stages before it gets too big to manage easily

[@awoo9993]

Stg all this time i thought it was nip it in the butt

[@Im2lazy4thisCrit]

I didn’t hear of it either when I first watched this video

[@FredIsHalfDead]

Poofesure should probably be in prison IRL for the crimes he has committed to the Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside.

[@MarcusCollins69]

Are you crazy? He'll be sentenced to 69(nice) years

[@Big_Stepper2435]

Was literally just watching the Hardtime series from Poof and was wishing for another one, bro just knows what the people want 😂

[@P_araps]

nah the true fans want wii content, hard time just isn't a good game tbh and has horrible replay value

[@bruh-ci5cx]

@@P_araps I agree it’s just extremely repetitive and all of the videos mash together

[@bobbyqueso]

@@P_araps cry

[@rekeinserah]

@@P_araps nah

[@Big_Stepper2435]

@@P_araps I agree that the Wii games are better, but Hardtime is a nice change of pace and is still hilarious to watch

[@ConnorMiller417]

I’m honestly surprised Poof hasn’t been sent to actual prison for constantly causing disturbances to his neighbors and abusing Beef Boss. 🤣

[@thatonedude3918]

😂Facts

[@fridaynightfunkinfan5627]

Disturbing his neighbors would be a much bigger crime. Beef Boss isn’t an actual living person, so that wouldn’t be a reason to go to prison.

[@tileahmcmahon3237]

@@fridaynightfunkinfan5627 obviously..know it all

[@DarkDragonSlayer]

@@fridaynightfunkinfan5627 you know that connor was sarcastic right? lol

[@JUMPYCOOL]

Abusing Beef Boss is worse, he is a staple to this channel!

[@maaax2105]

damn the nostalgia hits me every time i see matts art style. time to reinstall every single one of his games i guess

[@PHATASSTURTLEB]

I legit just did that

[@nab23]

Gotta watch uberhaxornova’s playthrough of this

[@cyanity76]

@@nab23 respect

[@lemonbreadut]

@@nab23 Respect +2

[@koobleen]

@@nab23 respect +3

[@nikokuma1087]

i like how the green mustache guy that poof called evil tried to help him when he was chased by warden, dude got a whole character arc

[@zaymer526]

Poofesure: "Lets just steal this wardens -" Warden: Yeets fire extingusher across the room

[@pineapplesmoovey7898]

the instant giggling whenever reading nearly any dialogue is what makes these vids for me lol

[@ExquisiteRexy]

“Can you drop the soap in this game?” -Poofesure 2022

[@JoeyLovesTrains]

You gotta watch this when you’re either drunk or half asleep, it makes it 10 times funnier

[@DrikTrajado]

Or high

[@BBGMatthew]

@@DrikTrajado I think he meant to put that there

[@kittylily151]

14:33 That timing was gold 😂😂 *"OH F YEAH IM HARD AS A ROCK"*

[@toxenzz]

This series has been the most entertaining thing on KZbin all year

[@YourName-qg2of]

legend has it that mr meaty was actually alive and is still trying to die to this day

[@PermanentRadiowaves]

you are the definition of peak entertainment, poof. love your content so, so much.

[@psychxmania]

i stand by this statement. poof is absolutely phenomenal. i love you so much, poof.

[@brady2607]

Love the series! And love that you do it on stream!

[@MaccerBen]

Mr. Meaty "Prisoner S-007" : I never tried to hurt anybody! I was going about my day and caught this guy in a bad mood... Judge : Oh fuck yeah I'm hard as a rock! ...Prisoner S-007! I don't know why this is so funny af 🤣

[@uainjansun]

Clip?

[@thoreauaway876]

This is my favorite series. The game is so broken, I love it. It’s a great example of how new games can be made on older engines and still be fun

[@delsol__]

i like how when he steals a gun it’s 2 extra days but when he steals a plank it’s 5 extra days

[@joseph_683]

I love how u are making hard time videos again, I loved them last year

[@thatsmallcessna8300]

Please keep this up, this is the hardest I've laughed in a long time!

[@bonejaminfn]

Poof playing Hardtime are some of his best videos imo

[@ryanhooper7456]

Bro this was da the funniest video I’ve seen in a minute😂 Good shit Poof👑

[@songoku8627]

I love that you’re doing these again please more

[@songoku8627]

And thank you 🙏

[@lucasletourneau7665]

I love your content man. Keep up the great work

[@Curlorly06]

I like how in this game stealing a prison warden’s pistol gives you less of a sentence than picking up a wooden plank you found on the ground

[@yaboiwonka8913]

Please don't ever stop playing this

[@nightfall4434]

Back so soon with the greatest series under the sun

[@hozic9929]

i love this series so much

[@grace-yj1cl]

so glad hard time is back, it's so entertaining please keep uploading it!!!

[@Cobra-yo7fx]

Nice video! Thank god this video and this channel appeared in my home feed!

[@blvcksxcial993]

Just subscribed when I saw the last video and I was thinking when you would post it again nice way to end my night

[@poison4303]

My favorite part of this video is poof not understanding the phrase “nip it in the bud” I fucking lose it every time, his laughter is contagious

[@TheAnimalWolverine]

Haha. Same

[@coreyhaggarty8766]

Mr meaty was an absolute fever dream 😂 love this series, hope it stays

[@xxanimeeditsxx8964]

Went from trying to get out to wanting to stay forever

[@rayqwandis]

Keep this series rolling poof its great

[@matteobabic4963]

Please keep playing this it’s so good

[@its1ndigo404]

loving the hard time videos

[@bender106]

never stop this series

[@JadeiteMcSwag]

glad you posted more of this

[@itsss_gage4306]

broooo this brings back so many memories, i used to play this on my kindle fire all the time back in the day

[@alexanderhopkins7837]

I love your hard time series poof it’s funny

[@parkerbutler5394]

I love this series!

[@heartgold2897]

This Game is on another level 💀

[@taylorodonnell3765]

Thank you infinitely for reminding of this game

[@mattmojo105]

I remember Mr. Meaty a little bit. It was a puppet show like sesame street. I remember that it kind of creeped me out in one episode where they brought a devil into the mix which kind of creeped me out as a kid. Anyway I'm glad you just had to come back to this so soon.

[@ElinorMahoney]

I’d like a new prison sentence

[@cryptid_9919]

It’s funny I woke up yesterday and watched I go to prison and I’m still awake to this being uploaded an entire day later

[@thechannelforeverything2170]

Good to see Chef Vortivask making a return.

[@therealupset5329]

This is the funniest video I've seen in a while

[@avatar00987]

FINALLY I LOVED THE OLD ONES LETS GOOOO

[@Iroh138]

lets go i love these hard time vids

[@articgames930]

Please keep going with this hard time content its sk funny and entertaining

[@walrust225]

Love the hard time content thanks xD

[@danielchang1719]

Thought the last video was the last one. Poof never fails 👏🏻

[@P_araps]

honestly i hope this one is the last one because the people begging for more hard time are really annoying because there just isn't replay value in the game,, i hope poof gets back to the wii very soon,,

[@emstink]

@@P_araps That's your opinion. The fact that a lot of people ask him to replay it again shows that a lot of people _do_ think there's replay value to the game.

[@helllllloworld]

@@P_araps why are you commenting this multiple times?

[@CasualRacerRed]

trying to get the longest prison sentence ever on hard time *DIES*

[@Kiid-bn8lb]

I’ve been waiting for this video for 2 years

[@MrFelonystreet]

Dude thank you for doing this series. KZbin’s secret gaming gold standard is hard time play through a and it’s just getting better.

[@GooseEgg78]

keep doing hardtime videos I love them

[@ben10nnery]

This game is a fever dream

[@sheluvsxanss6216]

A couple years back I played this game on mobile as a kid because my cousin showed it to me and eventually ended up forgetting abt it, thanks to you i’m gonna okay again when i’m bored :) I would also suggest playing the super hero version of the game imo it’s more fun

[@3_qzx]

"Jeffrey dahmer with no hair" 😂😂

[@WhimsicalLittledawg]

This is hilarious! I'm glad it's on my birthday 😂

[@keepyourshoesathedoor]

Happy Belated Birthday!

[@WhimsicalLittledawg]

@@keepyourshoesathedoor Thanks!

[@c.a.k.comedy692]

Maybe the prison had an insurance policy on that wooden plank

[@arnasbiciunas5802]

Im trying to sleep because it’s 3:45 where I live and I get a notification by poofesure Thank you

[@chppedsuey3804]

YOOOOO HOLY WHAT????? YOU HAVE AWOKEN CHILDHOOD MEMORIES THAT I THOUGHT I MUST’VE DREAMT OF, MY BROTHER DOESN’T REMEMBER THAT SHOW AT ALL SO WHENEVER I REMEMBERED BITS OF IT HE THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY

[@DoubleCTrucking]

Let’s go more prison videos

[@Iroh138]

only 10 dollars for that plank damn

[@jump_start]

I’m so glad Poof came back to this game

[@marinadela1361]

I just love these games.

[@sir.splashtheiii6272]

I was literally just thinking about Poofesure playing hard time like I’m not even lying

[@tylern6420]

Well yeah hes as hard as a rock

[@deanj9023]

It has been awhile I watch ur videos but today I’m gonna see this

[@colec8010]

Love this!! You gotta play schooldays next. It’s by the same creator!

[@rayzor1694]

I'm glad you're finally playing MDickie games. His games are underrated af...

[@ryanreynolds3630]

Need more of this

[@johnlennon2202]

I’m LOVING these hard time videos!! Thx dude! Earned a like

[@Gg_x4]

15:33 bro got popped up and started losing his mind 😂

[@chriskohart7917]

Poof should use cheat codes in hard time

[@rapsematary]

It’s crazy how everyone has played that game 😂

[@aidanlikesshoes6892]

omg thank you for uploading this again please keep playing it

[@cuttn1292]

Hey poof I have the cheat codes to this game Hold E and press -/+ during the game to adjust your character's energy... - Hold H and press -/+ during the game to adjust your characters happiness... - Hold S and press -* during the game to adjust your characters strength... - Hold A and press -/+ during the game to adjust your character's agility... - Hold I and press -/+ during the game to adjust your character's intelligence.. - Hold R and dress • + during the game to adjusts your characters reputation.. - Hold M and press -/+ during the game to adjust your bank balance - Hold END and press -+ during the game to adjust your sentence...

[@ngud_gaming267]

Broooo this brings back memories. Mdikie had some wild games

[@MrBruh-mr8kf]

When u sick but u get to watch Poof’s video in the first 10 minutes he uploads it 😎👍

[@tylerrosier1068]

This game is a serious masterpiece

[@yodelinglemon]

mdickie games in general are masterpieces

[@Ty420]

Not a moment in this video where I wasn’t at least chuckling 😂

[@ilantheman]

You must be loving the ad sense from this video I've watched more ads at this point then the actual video

[@togishere]

YES More of this!!!!

[@gallagherschneiders3926]

Poof playing hard time is the best

[@cammomate8721]

This is the greatest game of all time

[@pb9323]

Nah poofesure is playing mobile games now 💀

[@keepyourshoesathedoor]

Omg

[@blademasterq]

Love your vids

[@nog0dsnomasters]

Weird, I actually used to play the mobile, 2-D version of game religiously when I was like, 8. I loved it. Weird to see it pop up again out of the blue after 8 years-