POP CULTURE CONSPIRACY THEORIES

[@shane]

Hey guys! Just to clarify, the fidget spinner illuminati shape was a JOKE. the rest, not so much. Also all of these are just theories and shouldn't be taken as fact. Let me know down in the comments which ones you believe and which ones you don't! Also, please don't let any of these theories effect your life. They are just meant for fun and to open up our minds and open up interesting conversations!

[@caitlin7691]

FIRST

[@girlpye14]

Hey shane

[@stephaniesantizo8866]

2nd comment

[@annielawn9204]

heyyyyy

[@siredtodilfs5833]

hey dad

[@ippeimorita]

My friends who work at Starbucks said that they misspell names on purpose as a joke and to trigger people because it gets boring sometimes at work lol

[@rosecormier9410]

We also do it because we sometimes just don't have time to write it. Or because names are hard. We (atleast my shop) don't do it for publicity haha!

[@dwaynecordes9145]

Ippei Morita hurt my

[@dwaynecordes9145]

Rose Cormier hutt

[@greeniccee]

pretty sure misspelling someone's name wouldnt send them into a panic attack / trigger their PSTD but ok... use better description words next time.

[@ivoryy.]

Ippei Morita Its genius LOL

[@chill22girl]

That dude probably broke in, saw him sitting there staring and smiling at the camera all creepy and was like NOPE, I AM ROBBING THE *_WRONG_* HOUSE

[@alexolea5264]

lmao

[@leahkalil5744]

Britterally that’s what i was thinking 😹😹

[@jeffwilkins7272]

HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA LOL ME TOO IF I WAS THE ROBBER XD

[@adthomson]

I creeped the comments to see if someone thought this too hahaha

[@cupid9033]

Dude believe me or not but my brother created the fidget spinner trend he was the one who found them

[@freyafenton9885]

*me trying to watch Shane at 3 AM and trying not to wake my parents up* Shane: “GUYS WE JUST FINISHED A PODCAST-”

[@ellieramos1503]

Millie O’Connel!!! Hahaha

[@gachatomboy8925]

ME! 😂

[@queenandgoodomensfan6359]

Headphones

[@ifigeni4]

I’m deaddd 😂

[@andrewcee1399]

Lolz

[@doobie0791]

Shane: these are all just conspiracy theory's Me: MOM DID YOU KNOW-

[@j4r3li]

I saw the same comment but on a different video

[@carsonsmith3455]

STOP I DO THIS

[@doobie0791]

@@j4r3li oh sorry if I stole a comment

[@doobie0791]

@@j4r3li didn't know

[@j4r3li]

@@doobie0791 its ok

[@theradtaco6547]

Imagine breaking into someone's house, walking into a room, and seeing a guy sitting down, unmoving, smiling, and staring into a camera

[@kayshroom_.]

I aint saying i would... But if i saw that. I would put back whatever i stole and walk out of the house as calmly as i could. "Here have this back man, i feel bad" lmao

[@earth2theo]

I’ll call the cops even if it means I’m rating myself out

[@JuanMartinez-vt7rw]

HJP that’s why he left lol

[@amadawggg]

I would of slowly walked out of his house and put back everything I stole and say,” uh- have a nice day sir”

[@marynalchadzian4174]

I would be haunted for the rest of my life

[@alyssa7542]

Why do I watch these videos at night I have anxiety

[@amberlights4418]

LDshadowlad y same

[@dangerdragon5437]

It's night for you? it is day for me!

[@emilynxwman]

LDshadowlad y Yas ldshadowlady

[@blankblank3677]

DangerDragon543 yeah shane normally uploads at 8 pm for us

[@sarahgriego5379]

DangerDragon543 same

[@user-uq6vn6yw9o]

Shane: "I'm a skeptical person." Also Shane: "Pigeons are secretly taking over the world"

[@christiancuster2596]

Alexa Johnson 1000th like wow

[@boredandihaveyoutube8175]

Alexa Johnson 😝

[@Zombae13]

The birds work for the BOUGEOUSIE

[@sleepysmokemoved2561]

@kylie fritz omg yaaaassss I’m not the only person who remembers that

[@rawrxd8744]

*the birds work for the bourgeoisie*

[@carlysiar10]

i could care less if he’s “canceled” cause I enjoy his videos.

[@rensky4747]

Dislike the guy but loved the conspiracy theory videos.

[@melinaforonda6692]

Thissss

[@lamexanna7345]

what if there’s a theory where shane is canceled. i mean all of the sudden he’s canceled when what he’s done had been years ago. why now? maybe he was saying too much? maybe he said something? maybe shane leaked something way beyond us and he had to delete it? maybe that’s why he’s “canceled”

[@cairo8289]

yah but the thing is .. if he wasn’t hanging with the wrong people ,these vids would hit different . 😩

[@nevaeh1988]

right I love his videos

[@chideraa7302]

The pigeon was there like "smile and wave boys, smile AND wave"

[@majordetroit5116]

Ø Pearl_Hub Ø spy's.....bird spy's

[@cheyla2842]

Ø Pearl_Hub Ø oml😂Penguins of Madagascar

[@piamishelle]

Ø Sea Sausage Ø LMAO YES 😂😂😂

[@random-mi5ko]

Pigeons Of America

[@daniellekearney8661]

Yas queen 🍠

[@opossumleftovers1774]

I sorta want Shane to talk about the Area 51 raid. There are a lot of conspiracies lately about it, and...yeah

[@kphelpsofficialsingeractre9318]

Me tooo!!!!!!!!

[@midanChaos]

same XD

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

SAME 😂😂

[@midanChaos]

@Frenchy and Angelica yep lol

[@luanlopez9119]

This video was 2 years ago

[@michellejeanine9074]

Shane, I think the guy who broke into his home was more creeped out that he was sitting there starting at a camera with his legs crossed...

[@Phoenix-cs9pm]

yeah lmaoo

[@butthole4229]

U could see him panick cuz his eye got wider omg 😂

[@oliviasodaa3785]

Michelle Jeanine LMAO

[@ainscrev7597]

He thought 'I better not fuck with this creep.'

[@Lili-cn3dw]

Yeah because if he broke in he could've had a weapon and he could've hurt him but he decided not to

[@karenmontez6154]

Who else is waiting for Shane to do a conspiracy theory on Coronavirus?

[@mehak5336]

Mee!😂

[@roseygem3947]

Me too

[@heather_curlyfryo3364]

I hope he comes back

[@lilyhargreeves4374]

I am

[@rosielily9984]

YASSSSSS.

[@adanonofre5601]

Starbucks: name? Brainstorm: “brainstorm” Starbucks: “green needle”

[@erinh.7435]

Finally, someone of culture

[@tyongsbith4046]

Adan Onofre lol

[@ilikeroblox6403]

👌

[@jaredallen1950]

Lmao I see what you did there💀🤣👌🏽

[@apocalypsearisen6068]

Lmao

[@chickennoodlecornrows8656]

Starbucks: whats ur name? Me: Taylor Starbucks cup: Tylenol

[@gamerdude9387]

it might be me waking up in 5:00 am but I laughed at this

[@kitkatgachavids7035]

THE FACT THAT TYLON IS A MEDICATION

[@ortepia4787]

No that's the ingredients

[@cat1n282]

We have the same name 😛

[@vay4729]

This honestly deserves more likes

[@indietrees3263]

"Flouride is killing us" ehh. "its also killing animals" WHAT?!!?

[@oliviahickey2781]

idk Wut to type sorry YES YES YES YES

[@indietrees3263]

olivia hickey 😂😂😂😂

[@finja9565]

idk Wut to type sorry and why is that a big deal

[@rebeccalopez3513]

idk Wut to type sorry THE LIKES ARE AT 660 0-0

[@codtaco9833]

700th like

[@potatoes4960]

Starbucks: Name? Random person: Poison Starbucks: Okay water

[@jasmineg7333]

Shane: *talks about water* Me: *drinking water* Shane: *talks about water killing us* Me: *is refilling water* 👁️👄👁️

[@marvinsalvador4579]

Jasmine Guerrero Don’t worry, fluoride is only harmful in large quantities, you’d have to eat like 3 toothpaste cartridges everyday for it to start having a negative effect

[@abigailforloines4615]

Aye 2019 ppl.

[@Mel-ds8vs]

Jasmine Guerrero MOOOOOOODDDDD💀💀💀

[@kefiremery3120]

《greentea》 mood 💀

[@deannadanielle]

Jasmine Guerrero you had me at the beginning not gon lie 💀

[@saige6348]

Shane: “The world is so crazy right now” Me in quarantine: “You ain’t seen nothing yet”

[@hyperbot2328]

We come from the future

[@sonicgirl3582]

Yessir^

[@tillyhg1302]

Yess sir!

[@uzayrmanuel5901]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@valeriagarciacarreno8426]

𝐼𝑚 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑒𝑠𝑒 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛

[@noemi9798]

Starbucks employee: So what's your name? Customer: James Starbucks employee:Okay On cup: *Jaymz*

[@bronwynnshanks9566]

Should be jambes

[@greyisbae8208]

Employee:what’s your name Customer:John Employee: ok Employee yells: JOSE YOUR ORDER IS READY

[@katherinegriffin]

thats his rap name

[@user-ey6qg5wu2r]

s.e: whats your name me: bob s.e: *yells* BAB YOUR ORDER me: nigga what

[@eheh8400]

noiqueen jaymesz

[@Flowerdustx]

starbucks: “what is your name?” me: “brainstorm” starbucks: “green needle”

[@ooigte3390]

• aMbEr • underrated comment XD

[@Flowerdustx]

ᗰOOᑎᒪIGᕼTᗯᗩᖴᖴᒪE ahww hahahah thank you xx

[@makenzesochia1846]

Hey, dont steal other people's comments. 😃👍 * du du du du du du du du*

[@Flowerdustx]

Makenze Sochia lmao i didnt copy maybe its the same

[@makenzesochia1846]

@@Flowerdustx 👁👁 mHM. m H m o K

[@shelleykup9689]

I work at Starbucks, and sometimes I like to misspell names to see a reaction. One time one someone said their name was Grace and I put grass, lol

[@georgiathang5188]

My friend works their and she always puts "Unidentified Object" on mine

[@Grace-vy4nf]

Shelley Kup lmao my names Grace and my friends call me grass

[@mackeydenton7753]

Shelley Kup my name is mackenzie how could you mess that

[@katiemoore3537]

Shelley Kup haha me too, I've been working for a year and it's just kinda a joke but honestly I'm so bad at spelling names anyways😂

[@z0mb3rt]

yeah i often misspelled names just for shits and gigs

[@Samilord755]

Starbucks : your name Me : Sulfuric Acid Starbucks: fluoride

[@maddie-qv9eh]

How did this get 469 likes without a reply? Oh wait it didn't ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@amonguslover9205]

scincse

[@SupremeKK-kg9oh]

Im srry i made ur likes 666 lol srry

[@cillakrownz42o25]

Lol

[@uh8455]

i was eating pasta and was 👌🏻 that close to spitting it out

[@fandomcat7267]

Shane: **starts talking about water poisoning** Me: **takes another sip of water**

[@lilpixiedik7851]

Fandom Cat same

[@zerbozomeowington]

Fandom Cat I was filling up a water bottle at that time

[@mothermothsmother9723]

Fandom Cat You drink water Not a diet soda Get the fuck out

[@karinagarcia8885]

Fandom Cat same idf care

[@dewy195]

Fandom Cat death be with me

[@abbz41]

i know he’s canceled but i still watch his conspiracies

[@nicolemcconnell5694]

I still love him and I hate that everyone is hating on him everyone needs to calm down 😥😥💜😕❤❤❤🥺

[@milayux]

Frr I can't stop watching his videos he is literally my childhood

[@magdragon04_7]

And his spooky boys videos

[@ahad4488]

My obsession with the videos doesn’t go away for some reason lol.

[@parksadams8198]

same gurl

[@lilmeowmeow5029]

Guy breaking in: Hello- *Sees weird man sitting on the floor smiling and staring at a camera* Guy: F u c k t h i s s h i t I m o u t

[@cupquake8036]

🤣😂🤣😂😂so presice

[@sophiarodriguez6956]

Lil Meow meow I’m weakkkk 😂😂

[@abby7945]

Lil Meow meow omg😂😂😂that just made my day😂😂😂😂

[@picnicsheesh7762]

😂😂😂

[@gm8055]

Being creepy probably save that guy from being robbed.

[@annabelletiller]

starbucks: name? person: Yanny :) Starbucks: Laurel

[@xiaoreirei]

Oh my lord

[@aurorarossdale9898]

They did that to my friend laurel in real life 😂

[@idiomenaissant]

@@aurorarossdale9898 really

[@aurorarossdale9898]

dawny moonlight Yeah , but that was when that was still popular a few years ago

[@idiomenaissant]

@@aurorarossdale9898 oh lol

[@kayleearchbold2100]

Shane: “what if the birds are spy’s?” Me: THE BIRDS WORK FOR THE BOURGEOISIE

[@jhopehobi2242]

Kaylee Bug omg I love ur profile pic❤️

[@scarletlu]

Y ES T H E Y D O

[@kaitlyncrouch3320]

Kaylee Bug lmao me too

[@biggestethogirl]

THAT EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHTTTTT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@preetywx]

😂😂😂

[@hunterhesh3773]

The sitting and smiling guy actually pee'd himself mid performance one stream, then sat in it for another hour or two. Dudes def dedicated lol

[@Elizabeth-de2ts]

Me : I need to drink more water Government : Yass hunny

[@xxxdeadjakexxx2376]

I legit got water once Shane was talking about it just to see

[@graysaurn]

Glad I drink more juice than water...

[@stinewatson3875]

no wonder all the social media accounts which claim as "self care" has the first step to drink water..

[@cloroxbleach7377]

Ultimately my mom makes us drink water because our body is like 80% of water so, it sucks ass

[@slamzam]

Ultimately juice has water in it 🤣

[@mentallyacowboy]

"The fu*king PIDGEON SALUTED!" My senior quote.

[@kaylaanimeprincess4185]

L

[@mentallyacowboy]

@@kaylaanimeprincess4185 Yes. Are you Kira?

[@kaylaanimeprincess4185]

Of course not I thought u were dead

[@mentallyacowboy]

@@kaylaanimeprincess4185 HA! Nope. You got any cake?

[@kaylaanimeprincess4185]

@@mentallyacowboy nope you need to cut down on eating and how did u survive

[@brandonmitchell1867]

The robber breaking in: *sees a guy sitting in front of a camera as still as a statue smiling* Welp, I'ma just go rob somebody else's house then-

[@jongteez]

Starbucks: what's your name? Me: Sydney Starbucks: *Sitnie*

[@buggabug3605]

I like your pfp...Colby Brock, he's mine

[@breprogamer6913]

Colby as your profile!!!!

[@elizabethrogers6380]

Once my friend said her name was tonks and they wrote tongs

[@kayshroom_.]

Colby Brock IS MY DADDY! NO TOUCH HIM! So is Jake Webber. Hes my baby bubba! 😍😍😍😘😘😘😘❤❤❤❤

[@kayshroom_.]

@@elizabethrogers6380 lmao

[@daniiel]

THAT LOW VOICE MAKES ANYTHING SCARY 😂

[@ashleybrownn473]

im sayingggg

[@billythromp5063]

DANIEL love ur videos dude. im subbed

[@electra4931]

Even the Starbucks theory😂

[@alyssac9317]

TheLast Pineapple no it's not

[@patrickdonahue2232]

DANIEL .

[@casketkrusher393]

“the government is poisoning us” me: **chugs water**

[@GraveVisitations]

Love these conspiracy stories shane and your channel ❤️ greetings from Ireland 🇮🇪

[@koitwel2209]

Starbucks: “name?” Creepy pasta: “creepy pasta” Starbucks: “scary noodle”

[@x.xn.x102]

"Nigga lettuce" 💀💀

[@happpi]

Nigga lettuce 😂😂😂

[@stxrmzz]

@@Aeolus. then leave the comments section 🥴

[@stxrmzz]

@@Aeolus. oop- I dont care doe🤣🤭

[@namjoonie418]

pepe not funny

[@d0llc0rp5e3]

Burglar: hello?? Guy smiling: Burglar: ight bro imma head

[@mariahhorton1359]

The burglar was probably scared of the guy just sitting there smiling at a camera I know I would be

[@louise4629]

Bro no offense but that's the point of the joke...

[@mariahhorton1359]

Louise Wilson I know

[@ezy_beast4130]

skylar h just saying if the guy behind camera had a gun maybe that’s why he left

[@Lena-zn9lf]

starbucks: what's your name? eleven: It's eleven! starbucks: twelve

[@inlove.369]

Provinzperle bahhhagahahhahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@Amyd525]

Yasssssssss

[@meli4319]

Or elyven

[@GraceLove0]

BRUH XD

[@TaterKakez]

Barista “ok, what name can I put on the cup?” Customer “mumblz “ B: “sorry can you say that again?” C: “MUMBLZ LOUDER” B: “ok, then. Mumblz it is,” Customer leaves store and takes marbles out of mouth: “gah. Why can’t they spell Mike?? It’s so easy!” Bitch please. Just tell us your name, don’t say “ummm” 😂 you know what we’re going to ask!!

[@Watch415]

As a previous batista for Starbucks I can honestly say I misspelled it because I was too much in a rush to ask exactly how to spell it and I'm terrible at spelling. I honestly had issues rememenbering how to spell Cheryl it took me Years! It was frustrating for my head lol. My manager actually encouraged me to ask the customer how to spell their name correctly but in morning rush with 20 people or more. Nope no i dont have time to ask. Keep the line moving lol

[@chillout5988]

*Shane talking about water with fluoride* Me: *Takes a sip a water*

[@Njord16]

Chill Out That’s why I get jugs of water not tap water

[@-crispchips-1713]

@@Njord16 same

[@earth2theo]

Now you know why people spill tea not water. Hey here’s the water like noo bitch imma get cancer

[@dolorescantos8326]

I just drinked water when shane started talking about flouride, and i was literally sipping water again and trying to taste if it actually taste flouride (Im really that weird)

[@raychu4829]

Tasty, tasty fluoride uwu

[@potetoLT]

Bruh image robing someone and the seeing them just sitting and smiling

[@oli_playz_for_fun3307]

Ikr

[@prispriscilia1559]

I would be so creeped out I would just leave and rob another house

[@Mikiluvsu]

Ikr I would just leave

[@Matt-of7lp]

Would just leave XD

[@azumi4369]

Vickie lmfao!

[@Leicsaurus]

burglar: *breaks in and sees a guy creepily smiling at a camera* guy smiling: burglar: aight imma head out

[@tunasalad9693]

Not today satan

[@aubreyhass4647]

I was just watching that video lol

[@bella-cu5el]

if he doesn’t post another one i’m going to cry i’m rewatching everthjng 😭

[@someonecommenting6994]

so like does he get tired of smiling ? bc i get tired of smiling for 2 seconds

[@meganbremer2783]

Spøøkyjim |-/ Ur name Ur picture A m a z i n g

[@laurasantos522]

someone commenting just do what I do imagine my own death then I smile a lot :)

[@lekcee]

Spøøkyjim josh you aint real

[@lekcee]

Spøøkyjim josh you aint real

[@Guilmon470]

XD Me too apparently. My company that I work for is having a customer appreciation day and I have off on that day because of my resting bitch face.

[@angelina9494]

Starbucks: And what’s the name? Me: Angelina My drink: Argentina

[@azumi4369]

Why don’t we Lover lmao

[@user-sg8xk9sr1b]

Why don’t we Lover me: summer them: autumn

[@sophiamckeogh1037]

LMAO

[@potatoeshhhjshhhs2217]

@@user-sg8xk9sr1b 💀💀💀

[@mrm_31]

lmao

[@reactionvideosandmore]

Barista: Hi, welcome to Starbucks. What's your name? Me: Tati Westbrook. Barista: James Charles.

[@kayleewheat4472]

Oof

[@crimsondarling1476]

Mega OOf

[@poisonivy3627]

And i oop-

[@thelasthunter9350]

Christine Jumawan Aganos and I oop

[@ashton7930]

and I oop-

[@caseyalbiero7004]

That guy who broke into Benjamin's house was probably more scared than he was lmfao

[@za_ck]

My name is jeffree star Starbucks : writes kat von d

[@rileyoldgmail7678]

Tea King oh lord

[@acidicccactus]

WE DONT SKEAP ABOUT HER BITCH

[@idrs561]

LMAOO deaddd

[@annatheclown8264]

Tea King lol

[@ballerinaonamusicbox]

I think it would be Pink Vault Closet Tour

[@maricarrillo6736]

When Shane said “what if the pigeons are secret spies” Me in 2020: Holy shit the movie Spies in Disguise

[@marigomez9046]

Omg!

[@kippyskippy1872]

No, the birds work for the bourgeoisie

[@stanpentagonorgetkilled6542]

Well if you know the We Bare Bares show. Well shit I miss Shane's theories, we need him, now

[@stanpentagonorgetkilled6542]

If you know the We Bare Bares show where yes the pigeons are some, thieves and one is a spy

[@laura2234x]

Omg how he talked about the movie Frozen being a cover up for Walt Disneys body being frozen... Now they make a movie about pigeon spies to cover this up!!!

[@kermitfrog8066]

Shane 2017: fidget spinners may be part of a scheme to end the world. Fidget spinners 2019: *no longer relevant*

[@ChristinaProticMotivation]

Your videos are so entertaining, informative, and helpful.😊👍🏻

[@raviolipaw9015]

secret service pigeon I'm laughing so hard

[@coolkidsamxanthug417]

Vilen Everett what if the pigeon is the spy that provides information to iknowexactlywho.youare

[@rickC--xb3fi]

Vilen Everett pigeons used to be messengers back in World War One actually

[@ROBYNMARKOW]

& WW2 as well;pretty awesome,huh?

[@celiaperez5936]

Vilen Everett i

[@averyeich8864]

Phineas and ferb flashbacks

[@blakbeansoup7540]

Starbucks: what’s your name? Me: Damien Starbucks: ok! My cup: Damn man

[@tiselectric]

😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@teii4431]

It really do be like that sometimes

[@bobaqueen4603]

r u emkay?

[@toasterking7588]

Damiyan

[@frankhartman1023]

Asunet subliminals ME TOOOOOOOO OMGGGGGGGGG

[@antoinette7287]

Shane: water is poisonous Me: dies of dehydration

[@ashleyelizabeth538]

Seriously, me. All the fucking way.

[@xjorixx1043]

Ashley Elizabeth hey

[@ashleyelizabeth538]

@@xjorixx1043 hey?

[@jiminmochi2139]

@@ashleyelizabeth538 hej hej monika

[@xjorixx1043]

Ashley Elizabeth i love u

[@holywater2683]

5:06 thE reAL cOnsPiracY: -2017- Shane: I love china, I'm not trying to piss them off. -2020- China: oh boi have I got a news for you.

[@cozylime_2006]

Hmm 🤔

[@browhat9349]

It’s not their fault! What they do we do everyday

[@idkwtfthisnameis8242]

@@browhat9349 how not?

[@browhat9349]

@@idkwtfthisnameis8242 are you defending China or no? Like saying “how not?” Clears everything that you’re trying to say

[@desdemona950]

stop it? racism isn't funny. there's no real proof that corona came from a bat, or even china as a whole, and nor is it their fault if a disease happened to spawn in their country and spread to others. nor does corona make it okay to not like the chinese / china. be a better human being.

[@kaptinm3m38]

Fidget spinners: **exist** Shane: *ILLUMANATI*

[@alexandralandry146]

It's so true 😂

[@bleh814]

Anyone else on a Shane Dawson conspiracy theory marathon😂 This makes me sad cause he doesn’t do them much anymore😢

[@adrianna9458]

Yup

[@grungedoll]

YES XD

[@sleepysmokemoved2561]

Don’t want to be that person but… *doesn’t

[@bleh814]

Lilla Bare A.K.A. The Female Totorokie oh lmao oops didn’t see that the first time let me just fix thatttt😂

[@jessicasutcliffe2456]

Me

[@avasette]

The sitting and smiling guy CREEPED me out

[@PaandarNiFred20]

Same

[@ew992]

Ikr. I’m gonna have a nightmare.

[@TheDJPhatPhuck]

Now, imagine breaking into a house, only to see this guy creepily smiling and doesnt acknowledge you breaking into his house even though you tried speaking to him.

[@alyssaskkskkskk3186]

Idk HOW that was an art thing

[@irenae3338]

I feel sorry for him who knows what is going on behind the camera

[@Charlottebclausen]

OMG please come back soon with even more videos like this!

[@keirachoc4879]

Did anyone else notice that one time he said chloride, not flouride? IlLuMiNaTi CoNfIrMeD!

[@moose3875]

I did!!

[@moose3875]

I thought he said chlorine for a sec

[@Alison-ng4cr]

Sippin on straight chloride

[@batz5580]

I noticed

[@haileybrown740]

Me

[@luciaguzman1727]

Can we just talk about how Vladimir Putin’s waved at a pigeon casually?

[@DarrenNoFun]

I wave a animals all the time... Most of them just give me the cold shoulder... Like assholes.

[@Alan-wj5zc]

It's fake, and he was probably just waving off the pigeon so it would move.

[@Majaverymighty]

Darren D. MacDonald *me when I wave at my crush*

[@aaronplowman6303]

The power of communism

[@taivascat]

And it waved back

[@rayza798]

on the last day of school my teacher wore a shirt saying i survived 2016-2017 the shirt had pictures of kids dabbing fidget spinners and slime

[@smol.guineapigs9773]

HAHAHA

[@alyssar9481]

👏🏽

[@lillie230]

Your teacher is savage

[@alice-un7fv]

i feel bad for u.

[@snowbearsjamaa8057]

That's awesome

[@esthermulenga925]

Imagine Shane doing a conspiracy theory about COVID-19🤯🤯🤯

[@lala-xi3vw]

If I broke into a house and sAw someone doing that. I’d be convinced he’s a satanic worshipper. Then dip

[@feelingpeachy5967]

Same 🤣😂

[@daydracco7702]

That's probably what happened

[@tastycaprisuns]

okay i don’t understand but the circle in his eye makes it scarier i kNoW iTs tHe rInG lIgHt

[@youngkrabsofficial894]

milkyway gacha I noticed that too

[@taralewis3761]

It's the ring light

[@jinnie4739]

Tara Lewis she just said she know it’s the ring light idiot

[@tyra129]

duuuuuudeee thats a ring light..

[@bella-floyd]

tyralee guzman did you read the whole comment?

[@gberto6888]

What if the headaches we get when “dehydrated” is us coming down from the poison they feed us

[@lovefowler9273]

Bruh-

[@paytonprescott4486]

Woke

[@notnova1]

HOLY SHIT

[@arandompersonlookingforclo7433]

You are living in a whole other century.

[@spicyuwu_gachackie6389]

OMG IM SHOOKITH

[@goofyahhh3183]

Bro I wish he still makes this videos 😫

[@slurpingspaghetti1094]

Me tooo

[@arny625]

Same

[@nicolejulianne9433]

Yeah I miss him when he was alone doing this !

[@krystalazofficial]

"There's flouride in the water" Me: *Reaches for vodka*

[@KalamitySnow]

Lol reaches for cognac!

[@krystalazofficial]

@@KalamitySnow Buhahahaha

[@hulahoop99]

Krystal P *TWo sHotS of VoDKa*

[@monke7541]

*reaches for poison*

[@Alison-qn1xo]

Krystal P Wasn’t there a point in time where alcohol was healthier than water

[@URICry11dfdhryuhuh]

I mean if I broke into someone’s house and saw them sitting on the ground smiling at a camera I’d probably leave too

[@whoatemylastcheezit511]

Pepindie gaming exactly my thoughts!

[@eatcheddar5094]

Yep, honestly who wouldn't? Imagine a fucking creepy guy staring at the camera and not moving. DEVIL! SATAN!

[@SandraGonzalez85]

Pepindie gaming haha that's what I thought 😅 the guy left scared af

[@dr.ayoobismael2883]

If that was me the person who was staring at the camera I would've been really scare but instead the robber was scared

[@genevievecordova4638]

Pepindie gaming ikr

[@YorisrKive]

Shane: the water we are drinking has fluoride and it’s killing us Me: drinks 20000 glasses of water

[@danielthegamer256]

@@christophervalenzuela true.

[@gothgirl3894]

Me tho

[@danielthegamer256]

@@berkleyga2578 i did what i did to get a r/woooosh lol.

[@berkleyga2578]

@@danielthegamer256 oops sry i read ur reply wrong

[@blingblingisjonghyun6552]

mOoD

[@nivedhaG28]

Shane when making the video: “I love China” Few months into quarantine: what about now ?

[@AuzzAustin]

This video was made 4 years ago

[@theoneandonly7019]

@@AuzzAustin that's the point

[@AuzzAustin]

@@theoneandonly7019 Still makes no sense

[@mayarose7617]

@@AuzzAustin it’s called a joke lol

[@AuzzAustin]

@@mayarose7617 Oh my bad I didn't laugh

[@miaa1762]

If I broke into someone's house and saw a man smiling at a camera, I'd call the cops on THEM💀

[@hellarad7296]

😂😂😂

[@hammadurrehman1372]

XD

[@thisgirl_pj_3019]

SAME

[@quiixand1355]

I would call a doctor

[@arvindelacruz787]

*-_angellovesBTS _-* *sees name* me:_ohhh a army_ wait...

[@deandrasarms5886]

Me: I'm going to be healthy and drink lots of water! *drinks 5+ bottles a day* Shane: Water is poison soup and here's why- Me: AREYOUKIDDINGME

[@Imaniluv3]

Livv The Queen SAME BITCH 🤣🤣🤣

[@lolluhric8351]

Livv The Queen same

[@TheYandra12]

literally me i finally got to a gallon and a half daily and i was just like "well great now i have to spend $3 on gallon water bottles daily"

[@izzyjohnson9243]

Livv The Queen I'm still gonna drink the water idc

[@rugburned4713]

Livv The Queen Your profile picture 😍

[@MemeMeme-dg9se]

Me: *Drinks water* Shane: “The Government poisoned our water!!” Me: *swallows and gets refill*

[@amandaroberts5813]

Me 😂

[@murronbaranowski]

Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me

[@purespxrit1388]

Mood

[@midnightanimations7165]

meeee

[@cheyannejohnson7698]

Meme Meme anybody besides me come from a time when you were under 10 and your school would give you a little cup with fluoride stuff in it to swish with? I remember but if I bring it up in conversations nobody else does.

[@beeboobae]

the guy who smiles at the camera gives me good vibes not gonna lie

[@coffeeneko172]

Shane: The water is causing cancer Me: Jokes on you, I only drink soda anyway

[@NaexNae]

Water is used to make soda though

[@______-_____________-_____9350]

@@NaexNae woosh

[@geenarly]

Jokes on you you have kidney stones

[@Emmanuel8919b]

👏😶

[@soft.lovinq]

HungryTV jokes on you, *she’s joking.*

[@balls4788]

Barista: Hi, what's your name? Me: um Shane Dawson Barista: *writes on cup* Queen

[@carsyntangley8179]

Ava ._. R they wrong thooooo¿😂😂😂

[@himikotogachan3025]

@@carsyntangley8179 no there not😆

[@cinnamoncrunch8314]

Most underrated comment ever 😂💖🤘

[@kristian4333]

Shane: I’m not complaining 😂

[@graysaurn]

I went in a Starbucks once and this guy said his name was Shane when the barista gave him the cup it low key said “Shane Dawson” with like three hearts...

[@Drift.drawings]

Starbucks girl : “Name hun ?” Me: Aubrey Starbucks cup: “Obree”

[@aubreyhass4647]

drawn on same lol

[@lightyagami8551]

i told her "Mary" and she wrote "Cherry" how the heck-

[@jillhooooover]

Orbees

[@aubreereno2238]

Every time! haha I’m Aubree* though.

[@angel-sd8sx]

starbucks: name? person: coronavirus starbucks: *get out*

[@vanessabelmonte489]

Honestly the robber was probably more afraid of Benjamin than Benjamin was of the robber

[@sammieegoldwand]

yeah

[@this1tim3]

Vanessa Belmonte lmfao if I saw a man staring at a camera not doin anything I’d call the police😂

[@buttercup12132009]

Yeah true

[@lenyican7346]

what?

[@this1tim3]

•Purple unicorn• did u watch the whole video

[@jadebentahar4748]

BREAKING NEWS! WERE ALL QUARANTINED BC THEY HAVE TO CHANGE THE BATTERIES IN THE PIGEONS !!!!!!!!!!!

[@user-sg8xk9sr1b]

Peachyyy Jade ohh makes sence

[@chunobiyop820]

Someone needs to kill a pigeon take it home and see anything

[@theamazingjay9331]

True

[@momoyaoyorozucreati3848]

I would actually love to see a pidgeon wave or salute to me bc that seems dope af

[@momoyaoyorozucreati3848]

@@user-sg8xk9sr1b What if the other birds are like that....?

[@lole6424]

*I'm gonna blame my report card on water.*

[@alyssaz3647]

Are you sure. Okay but honestly thouuuuugh

[@ihatecvs]

Are you sure. 😂

[@hhasyimah]

Are you sure. *eggjoon*

[@lole6424]

baby mon *yes*

[@soniamamour6321]

Are you sure. same😂

[@indiahaines3638]

I need these videos back in my life...I miss you queennnnn xx

[@samari2096]

Shane could literally make me believe im a piece of bread..

[@lucydellavalle315]

Sam & Ari ITS SO TRUE

[@emcg2397]

Same tho 🤣

[@RE-ky7yv]

It’s sad but same

[@c3st.l4.v1e]

Yea right!

[@rileymoore4220]

Same

[@annassanity9953]

Shane: What if Starbucks is purposely misspelling your names to make you post pictures of their drinks... Me: *Takes long sip of Frappuccino that says “Annl” instead of “Anna”*

[@anaa.3289]

Lol my name is Ana but this girl once spelled my name Avna what name is that😂

[@rosannam4806]

Anna Miller same apparently my name is rossi

[@amandaroberts5813]

Shane: PIGEONS ARE SPIES Me: *looks outside* Pigeon: *walks into tree* Me:😑 Edit: Thanks for all the likes!! Edit 2: It was a joke😂 why are people finding this offensive!

[@DoubleAron77]

amanda roberts ok there not the smartest

[@xxthelilyflowerxx6014]

Hey hey we don’t judge

[@UniqueGeekFreak]

@@DoubleAron77 they're actually really really smart, smarter than most ppl I'd say nowadays. There's really good informative clips on YT about pigeons, got mad respect for them, birds in general are very intelligent. They used pigeons during wars to send post/info and they found their ways, if that's not incredible I dont know what else amazes ppl nowadays

[@maryjacks2564]

This might be my favorite comment on a video ever.

[@spiderguy7620]

amanda roberts THE PIGEON COULD BE PLACING A MICROSCOPIC BOMB IN THE TREE! RUNNNNNB

[@mank377]

Idgaf if he’s “cancelled” his vids are interesting af

[@therockwizard.9687]

@Abigail Fullon goddamn it it’s a snowflake.

[@bigoof8559]

@Abigail Fullon with all due respect , if you don’t like him as a person - just don’t watch his videos. You’re filling his pockets with money every time you click on a one, which is conflicting with your standpoint. You’re ironically supporting him

[@santia8073]

@@bigoof8559 he can’t get paid anymore lol KZbin took away the payment thing for him so he’s not getting money anymore from KZbin

[@santia8073]

@@bigoof8559 but I get what you’re saying

[@sammylikesbooks3235]

My dad went to Starbucks and was wearing a Batman shirt and the barista wrote Bruce Wayne on his coffee

[@somerandomnothings]

Sarah Avenue OMG I want that to happen to me

[@rayy9301]

Nice profile pic

[@AwesomeLPSLoverawesomelpslover]

Sarah Avenue WTF LOL

[@sammylikesbooks3235]

Chickenzit Chicken Chinese Gal it did happen why would I lie

[@paige5314]

😂😂😂

[@alexiaacarranza]

Conspiracy theory: The government is using Shane to make conspiracy theories to distract us from world events they don't want us to know about!!! 😂

[@kosankuu5227]

alexia carranza hmmm 🤔

[@theyloveroze]

alexia carranza SHIT!!!

[@lovelly9115]

alexia carranza yep

[@ErinTheUnicornSubscribe]

alexia carranza oh.🤔😲

[@Misshighness444]

alexia carranza 💀💀💀😂

[@Jmtings]

*kicks in door to rob place* Robber: hello *sees guy sitting on the floor in the dark staring at a camera* Robber: *closes door*

[@masazarqa971]

Jimin Hasjamstyvm this needs 7135627228818181736363637485958463535440400383736352532223463738937336 likes 😂

[@admiralthecat]

Laughs ass off

[@rissa11421]

I think the robber got scared😂

[@ellzrandom2392]

IKR but why even did the robber day hello if they were robbing a house... And they kicked down a door lmao 😂😂😂

[@galuxius1861]

don't forget he knocked before kicking the door in

[@plutoscool5761]

Wow... I cant believe this.. *takes huge sip of tap water out of my Starbucks cup*

[@michellewu9193]

Shane: water is killing us Me: *sips tea*

[@MJfan560]

Well, at least Tea is made with hot water and boiling water makes it a little better and healthier. Not sure about Floride though 😅

[@finnjones2028]

@@MJfan560 boiling water doesn't remove any chemicals or minerals from it, it just sterilizes it

[@shaistakhalil1665]

And its unsweet

[@danielaflores8090]

Omg that’s my name

[@michellewu9193]

*sips tea* omg how ironic lmao😂 Btw good name

[@vshailo9266]

man I thought I was being healthy by drinking water.

[@adeleydunda]

Gamer Marycruz it depends where you live or where you get your water, if u live in England or America u r screwed.

[@Deathmoon-sh5kp]

Gamer Marycruz THIS PROVES IT!!! WE SHOULD NEVER DRINK WATER!!!

[@user-ee5vg5rs6t]

If u are in Europe,you are safe.S T A Y H Y D R A T E D

[@lostmp.4814]

AdeleyDunda I’m from Germany so I’m safe

[@elliotlovesyou4260]

@@user-ee5vg5rs6t you are GOD

[@christinemozeko5844]

That guy who stared at the Camera and smiled scared the shit out oh me wtf

[@aprilspark3570]

Christine Mozeko why am I watching these I mean seriously...

[@pacisneros1066]

same😂

[@natalie3859]

Christine Mozeko ikr same 😂

[@samanthalynch7456]

DJ Kitten 3000 I just started watching this. Not up to that part yet wish me luck of some sorts.

[@pixiestardust69]

I know I'm late to this video but holy shit, I wasn't that scared at first but the gun cock sound and crying really scared me, but the eye thing is literally one of my worst nightmares and im SHOOK 😩

[@aimee8999]

starbucks: what’s the name for your order? me : summer them: autumn

[@MapleApeBand]

Haha, jokes on you I don’t drink water, wait that’s bad

[@what.a.doozie]

Honestly same

[@matilda315]

Ur name lolololololololol

[@bruh_3444]

Only nerds drink water

[@jennydoubleyoux4429]

I drink juice and where I come from we don’t have fluoride so ha!

[@kaileyjade3953]

Well if you drink soda, you drink water because soda has carbonated water in it.

[@phoenixshadow75]

Shane: These are just theories not facts. After the video: Texting all my friends: Did you know that...

[@averyhaymes617]

Phoenix Shadow i do that aswell

[@trendfixxx]

Same

[@yrot2hrd]

Exactly

[@yrot2hrd]

Exactly

[@DainoDynamo]

@alejandra.plays.overwatch Do you think...i MeAN?.....WHAT aRe the CHaNCeS?

[@hannahskoko6253]

My name is Hannah. The barista spelt my name “Narnana”😂I know she heard my name probably because she repeated my name properly!

[@martalover17]

My name's Hannah as well and I fear everyone will write Banana if I go to Starbucks

[@kayleigh8245]

Its prolly just the hand writing

[@_randomelf_8336]

The pigeon saluting made me laugh so much That's why the made the movie spies in disguise (,°>°,)