Popstars The Rivals - last 7 girls

[@keithclark6299]

Sarah tragically died September 5th 2021 aged just 39 from cancer, tis is how she started her journey to fame with Girls Aloud, she will be greatly missed RIP Sarah.

[@Thechampissammy]

Her death was well publicised.

[@melissam597]

I remember absolutely loving Aimee and being truly gutted she didn’t get in lol And RIP to Sarah, such sad news

[@Helaynaxo]

Well this takes me back to being 14; and asking my parents to use the house phone so I could vote for my fave; I loved Nicola and Nadine. Wow the absolute nostalgia. So sad about Sarah.

[@feministfascist]

I came here for the same nostalgia after the news about Sarah. Makes me happy to see her here.

[@Helaynaxo]

@@feministfascist same tbh. Literally so much nostalgia remembering asking my parents to use our house phone to vote. My dad passed away recently so it's been nice to remember that time.

[@feministfascist]

@@Helaynaxo

[@Helaynaxo]

@@feministfascist aw thank you so much 😘

[@jeremiah007]

I got into trouble as I voted for Cheryl 100 times 😂😂

[@elainehanly4702]

Rest in peace Sarah Harding 1981-2021💔💔💔

[@missdoglover1644]

RIP Sarah, gone far too soon.

[@Ragdollcatlover]

Omg watching this makes me feel so old. Girls Aloud were a brilliant band looking back. RIP Sarah xx

[@andreabknight]

Wow, this takes me back! Nicola really nailed it. Beautiful voice.

[@chrisdawson6156]

Yep I agree

[@frankx9907]

That one guys reaction to Sarah at 38:08 is so adorable

[@thebigloc1]

This makes me feel so old. I remember watching this and hoping Nadine got in after what happened in the Irish show popstars and the band Six. She lied she was 18 when she was 16 and the group still wanted her but as she lied the producers said she had to go. Louie really wanted her in this band in popstars the rivals. Despite a no 1 in tons of countries Six was basically ditched I heard by Simon's company so he could consentrate on pop idol etc. Pity Nadine's solo career did not take off more. I think having her album exclusively at Tesco was a huge mistake. Her voice is fabulous.

[@andrewlocke3053]

Its so sad Sarah saying she would be turning 21 then and now she died just before her 40th. RIP Sarah ♥️

[@jamie_ghost.johnson]

It’s sad that she, never got a chance to turn 40. Or at least have her birthday, before she passed away😢

[@donmonteiro6830]

Nadine did that without back ups, what a stunning voice

[@jambon6451]

Same as when she was in Girls Aloud then. lol

[@InnerCityGirl1]

she was always hands down the best singer.

[@sebastianstyles9750]

Rest In Peace Sarah Harding, so sad she had to be taken from Cancer and not seeing a doctor quick enough because of COVID.

[@SarahHardingAddicts]

Amazing watching this again, thank you for uploading it. Hope you'll upload the other episodes at some point. Have got them but on vhs and nothing to play them on anymore.

[@catherine9808]

Beautiful Sarah it’s so sad may her beautiful soul rest in eternal peace

[@CandleLight1974]

At 17:41 is Kimberley's little sister, Amy, now in Emmerdale.

[@GrizzlyPurpleBearKatie]

Yep😊

[@aaronjoseph9018]

Omg 2024 i vaguely remember this .. i love girls aloud today ❤

[@makipizon]

Sarah has so much potential. Too bad her voice change in later years but i think she has a unique voice among all of them. Rest in peace girl. ❤️

[@rachelstarkey1685]

Omg has sarah passed away if so thats so sad v i always liked sarah her energy to v also when sarah was on big brother always stuck up for her v

[@jambon6451]

That Destiny's Child cover was shockingly horrible. Excruciating.

[@user-qp2cw3po4h]

🤣🤣🤣

[@chloejones1548]

LOL it was but tbf, it's not in any way an appropriate song for a competition like this. Too fast and too complicated

[@sheisveryfamous]

Bee Gees lol 😂

[@jambon6451]

@@chloejones1548 Yeah. Destiny's Child are kind of fantastic with amazing harmonies. Girls Aloud? Not so much. lol.

[@marcellociosi]

And I always compare these girls to the one we had back in 2001 in the Italian version of Popstars. I find the UK version wayyyy better than the Italian one 😂😂😂 Look at this version m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/pXiYnoKlfNyiZ5Y

[@michelleannor6944]

Wow, Nicola turned 35 a few days ago (5 Oct 2020). Time flies, she was just 16 here. As for Aimee, she could sing decent but was really bland, no charisma.

[@MultiEve35]

Sarah is dead now

[@michelleannor6944]

@@MultiEve35 I know, it was really very sad. But expected when she announced earlier this year that Xmas 2020 would probably be her last. RIP Sarah.

[@sheila6186]

True. Aimee could sing well, but her voice lacked an interesting quality/sound and, yeah, she didn't have charisma. I think the public picked the right girls for the band.

[@irene-jb7jc]

​@@sheila6186yes so do I ? The right girls won.

[@somethingkindaoooh]

It’s so interesting watching this and seeing the original dynamics - Kimberley and Nadine, Nicola and Aimee, Cheryl and Javine and Sarah sort of being the lone wolf - and knowing what would become.

[@JOTennisVid]

I remember how surprised I was to kind of find out and notice Nadine and Kim not being as close during the band years because it was so clear that they were during the show and they almost felt like sisters to me.

[@somethingkindaoooh]

@@JOTennisVidCheryl’s trial is partially what brought her, Nicola and Kim together. That and staying in the same complex when the band was formed. Sarah and Nadine lived on their own. Really sad that there was some infighting and that it took a death to end the pettiness, but at least they made up when it counted I suppose.

[@MeganGillespie-ct8we]

Imagine how could the bad would’ve been with Nadine, Kimberley , Nicola Aimee and Emma

[@cattoll1]

Love the advert break. !!

[@boohoo8649]

So nostalgic

[@cattoll1]

@@boohoo8649 hello comment from the past!

[@laminage]

Aimee reminds me of Reese Witherspoon. She could be Elle Woods in Legally Blonde. Or do a Soap Opera like Hollyoaks.

[@Georgia.J]

Vocally she ws very poor compared to Nicola but she's a pretty blonde so that's why she's there.😴 She has a backing tracks too! Nicola didn't..Ohh the judges were quite frosty, about time they judged on vocals ..😎

[@stevechristie2569]

Georgia the pretty blonde

[@jcarloshm066]

Looking like a bimbo lol

[@mollyx4479]

Any chance of anymore episodes would be very much appreciated like the final episode 17 thankyou xx

[@MySkinnydip]

Sarah was so wonderful and always had that gorgeous smile and beautiful blue eyes!RIP!🙏🏽🥲

[@sksk-ir5fo]

Rest in Peace Sarah! Gone way too young xxoo

[@bamz9067]

The 'latest phone 'adverts are giving so much nostalgia 😍

[@meganchristinevincencciaki5081]

RIP Sarah Harding AND RIP Tara Palmer-Tomkinson 🥺❤️

[@sheila6186]

Gosh, yes, I noticed that too. So sad. Sarah didn't reach age 40, and Tara passed away before age 50, I think. Both gone way too soon. xx

[@meganchristinevincencciaki5081]

@@sheila6186 they were both two of my childhood idols - loved them, I was lucky enough to meet Sarah once when I was about 16, and I got such a lovely message from Tara, around a year before she passed away… it’s so so sad :( xx

[@autumnbreeze2504]

Nicola has always been my favourite, ever since day one.

[@otoolepw]

She’s such a sweetheart is Nicola!

[@philcliffe6909]

Me too. No airs and graces.

[@salmabegum2640]

Same

[@amandaprill1508]

Sarah has always been my favourite ever since day one

[@thesovgc]

My rankings of the performances: 1. Nadine - not the best song, but her natural talent is unparalleled 2. Sarah - really surprised me honestly 3. Nicola - not the best song choice for her 4. Javine - ditto + charisma of a moldy loaf of bread 5. Aimee - karaoke level 6. Kimberley - it's a no for me dawg 7. Cheryl - poor Sinéad is fuming in her grave 😢

[@johnkirkpatrick7424]

7. Cheryl . . . 😅 So true.

[@willsbob123]

Nadine was really fantastic.

[@elisa7881]

37:00 Sarah Harding, gone too soon.

[@KCG2623]

Nadine & Nicola sound leagues above the others.

[@Boredoutofmywits]

Nadine was a bit nervous an off, but she could get away with murder with her voice looks and charisma

[@natsohigh5552]

@Runner Bean Cheryl couldn't sing a nursery rhythm in tune

[@otoolepw]

@@natsohigh5552 ah here that’s a bit rough

[@MultiEve35]

Sarah is dead now

[@sheila6186]

To be fair (and I'm not just saying this because she's no longer with us), Sarah sang brilliantly here. She jumped to some very high notes with great ease and sang her heart out. She put on a great performance and more-than-earned her place in the band. Sarah was the special sparkle in Girls Aloud -- without her, they wouldn't have shone so brightly.

[@ameliel8792]

Is anyone else thinking the Destiny's Child cover was like a bunch of mates doing karaoke in Magaluf? Sorry but the vocals were not that impressive 🤣

[@chloejones1548]

So interesting seeing this again as I remember so little of it! Thoughts: AIMEE - sad to say probably the weakest performance. She was cute and likeable but I notice she's the only one who got an upbeat song. Unfortunately her performance was very unconvincing and lacked... well anything really lol Nice girl but zero charisma JAVINE - just not likeable in any way. Too sure of herself, looks like she'd glass you behind a Wetherspoon's if you gave her boyfriend the side eye. A very weak performance where she seemed to be showing off a voice she didn't actually have lol. Arguing with a judge just makes you look like a troublemaker; no doubt the public see that kind of thing as a threat. Her not getting through was never about race - she just blew it completely in this episode KIMBERLEY - a good all-rounder, not really outstanding in any way but competent at everything, likeable and charming and her performance was tasteful CHERYL - she was one of two who I think was always going to get through no matter what (the other being Nadine). The public had just taken to her. Although Nothing Compares 2 U is a bit big for her limited voice, she has an emotional voice and that came through well, so in that sense it was a good song choice SARAH - definitely another one you just had a feeling about. She was the fun, happy-go-lucky party girl everyone could relate to yet she was humble. Her performance was perhaps surprisingly good, hitting some big notes very well. God rest her soul x NADINE - an absolute cert. I think even here everyone knew she had the best voice by far. Her performance was a bit pitchy but when she was on the money she was great; there is just such a warmth to the timbre of her voice that draws you in and captivates you. The most charismatic of the girls IMO NICOLA - I've never been a huge fan of her voice but to my great surprise, she gave arguably the best performance of the night. Her low range was a bit dodgy but when she hit those highs, she really found her feet. But she was kind of unusual, and at the time it was difficult to say whether people would see her as a bit odd, or endearingly eccentric. Luckily for us, it was the latter And finally, Pete Waterman is a massive arsehole :)

[@charlotte87x]

Your thoughts on Javine made me laugh.

[@chloejones1548]

@@charlotte87x :D

[@aussieapril]

Pretty good analysis if I do say so in all fairness

[@sheila6186]

Your assessment was excellent! I happen to agree with pretty much every point you made. So true about Javine looking like someone who might glass you! Lol. She definitely came across as being too fierce. Nadine, Cheryl and Sarah were absolute guarantees for the band from the start. That was obvious. Nadine had the voice, Cheryl had the pretty looks and cute Geordie accent, and Sarah had the special sparkle. I think Nicola was chosen because, as you said, she gave a surprisingly good performance on this night, and also because I actually think some of the public wanted a redhead in the band (not long before this show, remember The Spice Girls had Ginger Spice). Btw, I'm not a fan of her voice either -- not then, and not now (her voice is too 'weedy'/whiny/thin for my taste). Kimberley's appeal was her rather sensual, Jennifer Lopez-type look and her overall likeability. And, yes, Pete Waterman is a massive arsehole here! ;)

[@jp6275]

RIP Sarah Harding.

[@SiobhanSampson1997]

Please please do you have anymore episodes???

[@kimwilding8444]

I don't understand why everyone is saying Javine was robbed - absolutely, she was a great singer, but it wasn't some great conspiracy, it was a public vote. I'm pretty sure we all know why she ended up being not as "popular" as cheryl if we're honest about it.

[@catherinejackson6571]

Because they wanted an all white girl band & of course they can fix the votes

[@kimwilding8444]

@@catherinejackson6571 exactly my thoughts.

[@teijaflink2226]

I actually expected her to be much better than she was here and with a stronger voice, maybe wrong song choice though, she's not bad.

[@sheila6186]

Tbh, I didn't think Javine was a great singer. Her voice strikes me as being slightly abrasive and hard on the ears. She wasn't bad by any means, but I just didn't find her voice pleasant to listen to.

[@jambon6451]

@@sheila6186 Agreed. Her song in this video wasn't great and the week she got booted, the song she sang was way too big for her voice.

[@labellamaffia]

It’s like a hen party doing karaoke 😭

[@earthbruja5268]

Stop. 😂

[@GrizzlyPurpleBearKatie]

Jealous😅

[@Georgia.J]

Nicola was brilliant! Shame on them hiding her away when she got in the group, and she didn't make the top 10 first time why? Her voice is tremendous. And they knew it but Pete was all about image. Nicola wanted some feedback but instead Pete started a talk about how stupid they were to feel nervous (!) and Geriatric said she wasn't Northern enough in her performance abd too grown up.. (the above was predictive text but I'm cross with the woman so I'm keeping it!😃) Nicola deserved so, I checked better and u could tell Davina thought so. Nicola was as strong as vocalist as Nadine but the media mocking her , the management ignoring her and her own nerves meant she got pushed to the back. 😢 Well at least by the time she had that fierce bob 👱 she was a full on Diva and working it!!

[@tazzarman]

YOUR SO RIGHT,PLUS LEWI WALSH WAS AGAINST HER ,HEY GUESS WHO WON THE MASK LOL,SHAME ON THEM

[@KatMarBax]

Awh Nicola is so sweet

[@jasonsingh188]

Upload all the live full shows n full results. Both boys n girls. Please thanks

[@hahatoldyouso]

Remember when this first aired! RIP Sarah

[@aussieapril]

I've always really loved Kimberley's voice, it's so soothing!!

[@maltababe2678]

Rest in peace Sarah xxx

[@carolinetilbury8787]

Cheryl is a great entertainer and she can sing. I admire her and the life she had before she was successful. So well done all off the girls too have come so far. And as for Sarah, if Sarah was still alive, she would have become a brilliant solo artist. I bet she is watching all off them know and rooting for them😂 .

[@carmengrauwels]

Sarah H so young, too young 🕊 RIP gorgeous

[@0bserver44]

I love the retro adverts being left in lol

[@andrewlocke3053]

On this, looking back on it the bottom 2 were right. I actually agree that Aimee was marginally worse than Cheryl and Kimberley that week, so it was the right decision for her to go home that week.

[@greyLeicester]

Aimee sang better that Kimba

[@aussieapril]

@@greyLeicester Aimee was the worst that week by a clear mile.

[@Cristiano48239]

oh at 8:59 Sarah and Tara, next to each other R.I.P both.

[@louisewoodward9147]

RIP Sarah

[@ThemeParkLuke]

Rest In Peace Sarah Harding 💕

[@TheSilk661]

Cheryl was by far the worst singer. Only got through on her looks.

[@gruxxx]

Pop girl bands aren’t all about vocals though. Certain members need to look a certain way and Cheryl excelled with charisma which the band would have lacked without her.

[@davidbosquette2940]

It was team Nadine and Sarah from day one. Nothing changed. R. I. P BEAUTIFUL Sarah.

[@MaddieImogen91]

My faves were Nadine and Javine - definitely the strongest singers. I remember being so shocked that Cheryl got into the band…

[@catherinejackson6571]

Cheryl tweedy can't sing a note she kept winking into the cammera

[@SA-ft4gu]

@@catherinejackson6571 she can sing, I know ay times ir sounds like she can't but I have seen a lot of performances of hers and she can sing

[@catherinejackson6571]

@@SA-ft4gu tell me where the performances are ,she was chosen because she looked good nichola Roberts carried girls aloud

[@Jennifer_Lewis_Beach_Living]

Agreed - Nadine and Javine were the best singers. Cheryl was chosen solely because of her looks. RIP Sarah.

[@catherinejackson6571]

If you want a girl band rule 1 you look great rule 2 you can dance youl look great 3 you've got to be a size 0 did you ever see a girl band size 12 to 14

[@moo-kun]

Nadine's voice 😌✨

[@lauramac90]

The only one who can really sing

[@tanyaboyle6321]

Nadine has a Stunning Voice.X.x.100%💖💖

[@jonathantiernan6816]

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[@blondeandchatty7842]

Beautiful, lovely Sarah xx

[@oliviajayward]

omg I think I was like 2 in 2002 when they did popstars revivals, only thing I remember is watching the intro when my parents watched it haha

[@melis2645]

All pretty average I’m surprised they got as far as they did. It’s harder to get as far as that today. Must say as no one has mentioned … nadine was pretty good

[@MたいしS]

Love the Harry Potter commercial

[@sebastianstyles9750]

Does anyone know If Pete is still alive? He was quite old during the filming of this episode which was 20 or 30 years ago..

[@leval1000]

19 years ago lol.

[@lisaktoday]

Pete is happy in retirement with his model trains.

[@Quidwitchh]

Javine should have been a shoe in. A woman of colour, a strong singer and had personality. But hey, I can’t imagine GA being any different. I liked every one of them so much. Even when we lost Nadine to the classic lead-singer-ego-fallout. Still love them all. RIP Sarah, such a loss

[@Welllyboots]

'A woman of colour !' We had the Spice Girls, Eternal, The Sugar babies, All saints, that style was done, and they wanted Javine to be a solo artist. Plus, she was significantly taller than the other girls.

[@alexiasummer7475]

Nicola Nadine and javine were the best

[@rosiered759]

Cheryl wouldn’t have a chance now

[@Boredoutofmywits]

Chertl was mostly eye candy

[@david1321riding]

I agree, I honestly don’t know how Cheryl got into the band other than for her looks. Right from the beginning of the show to this very day her voice is very mediocre.… Just my opinion.

[@tofu9069]

@@david1321riding I’m not going to say you’re wrong because her looks are part of why she became so much more successful than the other girls. But she also has charisma and she’s very likeable. Plus her vocals aren’t even bad, they’re just not amazing. She’s also great at mixing harmonies with the group and she has quite a distinctive voice.

[@best349]

@@tofu9069 sorry she was a bully, the only reason she became so successful was because of Simon Cowell

[@best349]

@@Mimi-lg2bu and your the little media loving baby I have real your experience of her your a sad prick with none

[@sam6719]

ranking their performances here 1 - Nadine 2 - Sarah 3 - Nicola 4 - Cheryl 5 - Kimberley 6 - Javine (soz shes just way too nasally I cannot enjoy her voice) 7 - Aimee if this same show was on today the only one of these girls who would be in the final would be Nadine honestly 😭

[@jadebel7006]

Swap Nicole and Sarah n I completely agree..thought it was interest the best 5 performances turned out to be the girls in the group..I really feel like I remembered javine being better than she actually was

[@Nettledust]

Mine would be 1 - Sarah 2 - Nadine 3 - Nicola 4 - Kimberley 5 - Aimee 6 - Cheryl 7 - Javine

[@MrsCDrag]

I wish I could do more reality tv.

[@divinewilliams3055]

i think the right girls made it into the group, but javine should have gone on to a much bigger solo career. pete waterman had nothing positive to say at all, maybe he knew the girls were going to walk this

[@Boredoutofmywits]

Javine should have joined the band to be the power voice

[@Dim4323]

Maybe her voice isnt good but she was eurovision 2005....but didnt work

[@NiGHTSaturn]

Pete produced the boys’ single and signed them with Jive. He was closely partnered with that label since Steps. Probably why he didn’t cared much about the girls.

[@chloejones1548]

Javine's was one of the weakest performances of the night IMO. Also she was just completely unlikeable and scary lol

[@MultiEve35]

@@NiGHTSaturn Sarah is dead now

[@C_Xx7xX]

Nicola will always be my favourite. So sad to see Sarah

[@anyartnettyandtheknittykit4038]

how beyond Cute is Nicola Roberts here xxx

[@chrisdawson6156]

Nicola was never ugly considering she use to go out with a member of Westlife

[@lifetothemaxx]

Louis Walsh and Pete Waterman have always been old like Morgan Freeman 😂

[@Mimi-bl4nr]

I think Sarah and Nicola sang the best- great song, great vocals! RIP Sarah. Cheryl may not have the best voice, but she has the best personality and strong charisma. And her voice improved over the years. I think Cheryl performed better than Amy that night-Amy just sounded plain. Cheryl was meant to be a superstar, not because she has the best voice, but because she was and is genuinely a great person.

[@stingray4real]

RIP Sarah Harding

[@makipizon]

The lipgloss is so 2000's. 😀

[@jamesgormley9440]

Geri could be politician

[@sammurray327]

Kim sounded so flat but that song was way too old for her. Geri was right, she needed a younger, upbeat song. Nicola was wonderful as ever.

[@shellyred8732]

Destinys child managed. Shes just an average singer who got very very lucky.

[@LA-gh3mi]

Amy looks like her parents could be Kerry katona and Bryan McFadden

[@carolthomas6334]

I watched this back in the day. Can anyone remember the boys? I know I can't.

[@jamie_ghost.johnson]

One True Voice.

[@Nettledust]

Well, blow me down with a feather. Sarah was the best by far. I’d forgotten how good she was. RIP. 😢❤

[@kh9234]

Pete knew Cheryl butchered that song ...

[@thesovgc]

As did anyone with ears

[@CandleLight1974]

Nadine and Nicola (Roberts), the youngest two, were the best by miles from the off. Thanks to Louis' stupidity, Nicola would not have even been in the live shows because, according to him (a gay man), she didn't look like a pop star. The coward even sent Pete to break the news to her, even though Pete was in charge of the boys group and Nicola was his favourite from the start. A huge voting campaign in the north-east got Cheryl into the band on that murder of Nothing Compares to You.

[@thesovgc]

Sinéad is turning in her grave.

[@anthonycodona1399]

it's been that long since I wach this back thin my interest was more dancing than singing and as I sade it's been that long since I wach this I only wach this a few times my god I forgot navona mccal one of my favourite female TV presenters and x factor juges louye walch they all deserve to get through turn to a girl band my favourite girls aloud the gorgeous sexest one of them baby doll cheryl cole and I love it a much as the x factor

[@frenchprovincial9602]

Cheryl was very lucky she was pretty, she did the worst vocal.

[@sarahmurphy8030]

She's a terrible vocalist. She got in becouse of her looks. Totally unfair in my opinion.

[@Mimi-lg2bu]

@@sarahmurphy8030 Cheryl did say, she didn't know how she got in. Her nerves got the best of her, but people saw something in her, an aura very few people have (as Pete Waterman said) , and voted for her. Sometimes good voice isn't enough, you have to have something special, and she does.

[@jonathantiernan6816]

The Vote Lines Are Not Opened Until The End Of The Show After All 7 Finalists Have Performed

[@EasyAloud]

RIP S❤

[@LM-vp5do]

A lot of walking back and forth in the first performance lol

[@sheila6186]

It looked like they were continually undecided about carrying on waiting at a bus stop! XD

[@aniagabb21]

ohhh god this is awful and amazing at the same time! lol!

[@vonnanolan7811]

It's a good karaoke night tbh that's all

[@CharlotteElizabeth92]

God this is dated... I feel old! I loved Kimberley.

[@trinesmayindu5953]

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[@Sam-d6p6c]

Who else is here November 2024

[@MizzSparkle90]

MY GOD I was 12!!!

[@yumdisc4981]

Nadine is so wholesome❤

[@longlivelinzi]

Javine looks like the odd one out 💖

[@Sam-d6p6c]

Rip Sarah such a voice sadly missed 😢

[@rosie5065]

Nicola has the strongest voice

[@sheila6186]

Nadine has the strongest voice, hands down. Nicola's voice lacks depth, belting power and soulfulness.

[@thesecondYouTube]

What's with the lying about Nicola's voice. It's not that great and she has the charisma of a slapped haddock.

[@jonathantiernan6816]

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[@elevatednebula4663]

As if Pete said he found it difficult to hear Javine singing a 'mans' song!!

[@jambon6451]

Aimee was just diabolical. Couldn't find the right key if someone handed it to her. You know you're shite when you're not even as good as Cheryl; which is already an incredibly low bar to pass.