Portal 2 Challenge Finally Humanly Possible After 8 Years

[@kezzyhko]

When life gives you lemons, throw them away and make the lemonade without lemons

[@Draconicfish2679]

What about burning life’s house down with combustible lemonade made without the lemons?

[@DougSalad]

im pretty sure that's how Ramune was invented

[@jeffreykirkley6475]

Nah, when life gives you lemons, make grape juice and watch the world wonder how you did it.

[@Draconicfish2679]

@@jeffreykirkley6475 I know how you did it: you ignored the lemons and used grapes instead.

[@infinitesimalphilip1470]

piss

[@r.g.thesecond]

speedy thing goes in, scripted momentum comes out

[@SuperDestroyerFox]

Speedy thing goes in, scripted momentum makes it fly in wrong dimension out

[@Lou-yf1jo]

No

[@WhoThisMonkey]

Sounds like when I Iost my virginity.

[@TS_Mind_Swept]

If only it was called "scripted momentum" in the game -.-

[@Jacy-dx6dx]

​@@Lou-yf1joye

[@FixTheWi-Fi]

NOW we're thinking without portals!

[@The_whales]

Better known as: “ ” 2

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

‎

[@HashtagNerd]

"so whats your favorite game?" Me: 2

[@theproudtransyuri]

I'm thinking without portals 2

[@PowerPointGaming]

think inside the box (the joke works because most levels in the game are rooms that are cubical in nature) (please laugh) (please)

[@SubPriestPepsi]

The fact that Portal 2 creates a path for softlocking if you land on the button is honestly my biggest surprise here- such detail!

[@Grane1234]

Not really when the game has special dialogue if you get softlocked in other chambers

[@Tylorean]

@@Grane1234 Isn’t there an achievement for softlocking in a very specific way?

[@BrapStephens]

@@Tylorean In the first game, too! In chamber 15 there's a door at the end that activates on a timer, using an energy pellet receiver, and if you activate the door, get inside, and the timer shuts it. GLaDOS calls you dumb for getting stuck and lets you out!

[@TrainOfImagination]

​@BrapStephens yeah, she "lets you out" with neurotoxin.

[@isaacsmith5731]

She actually does let you out, there’s a panel that opens. It’s kind of fun to trigger on purpose.

[@PiniutLEGIT]

As the saying goes: "Now you're thinking with ."

[@saturniidspectre]

My absolute favorite games: ______ and ______ 2.

[@Brass319]

thinking with physics oversights

[@Rayan-West]

I always percive that kind of blank space as a black rectangle

[@rockhoggaming]

@@saturniidspectre minecraft and left 4 dead 2/tf2/helldivers 2

[@rockhoggaming]

@@Rayan-West or parts of documents being redacted.. "[REDACTED] and [REDACTED] 2" lol

[@box2122]

Finally, we no longer need portals to play this game, they may as well be irrelevant now. From here on out I can just call the game “2” as it has earned. Thinking without portals has never been better.

[@aleksandr_berdnikov]

And the first Portal should be called ""

[@nefer-trebeledfomp-4129]

2 already exists as a game though...

[@yean4573]

​@@nefer-trebeledfomp-4129yeah! valve made it in 2011 as the sequal to

[@d3dw0d]

Man, wait til y'all hear about F-stop

[@indie_gamer7]

This sounds a bit like something the Narator of Stanley parable would say

[@Tylorean]

SuperAiderton basically rp‘d as Stanley

[@MCAlexisYT]

par

[@thenormalguy8574]

ikr

[@thenormalguy8574]

bro didnt check on his coworkers tho

[@morosov4595]

@@thenormalguy8574 Spoiler - they went missing too.

[@Mr.persons]

Nah they died from the neurotoxin

[@ThenamesC]

Born too late to experience the golden age of tv, born to early for flying boots, born just in time for the 379th portal 2 trick to be done by a human

[@VarunGupta3009]

I truly admire his dedication. Gosh, 7300+ attempts would turn my brain to mush.

[@shrekiscool4743]

Geometry dash players:

[@shadowlord0162]

Ppl who grind gd are unhinged anyways​. Spending over 5 digit counts on a singular level is pure insanity@@shrekiscool4743

[@dustenekoes28]

Autism In actuality, I admire anyone who can dedicate themselves to a singular task for so long and so consistently, and not even get paid for it haha. This was insane.

[@louleke77]

There's a non-zero chance the brain was already mush beforehand

[@gamertypeawesome]

Celeste

[@thatoneguy9582]

i find it interesting that the turret fling is “”only”” a 1/30,000 chance, meaning that there have almost certainly been _many_ players that that just happened to on a casual playthrough and think thats just whats supposed to happen

[@ranibow_sprimkles]

that would be me, i remember the turret vividly when i was young and laughed at it with a friend. always thought it was just a cool detail like "oh hey a broken turret"". so weird to think of now.

[@nico8667]

I mean, the grand majority of players probably had portals there from their previous fling and then received all the junk as intended, so much fewer people would've even had the chance of the turret hitting the wall in the first place

[@august59001]

@@nico8667 ahah you just broke his dreams of him being the chosen one

[@thatoneguy9582]

@nico8667 right didn't process that part fuck me i guess lmfao

[@Estebanues]

I have replayed Portal 2 several times and I do remember one time getting that turret chance and thinking "did I do something wrong this time?". I didn't know it was that rare.

[@theredgamer211]

"Have you ever heard the definition of insanity?"

[@Tamara-tg3ho]

"Doing Something over and over again,Expecting a diffrent Result."

[@jonathansmithers2763]

"Insanity is doing the same fucking thing, over and over and over and over, expecting shit to change."

[@shadowflame3543]

however, if something does eventually change, is it not no longer insanity anymore

[@MynameisnotGraey]

@@jonathansmithers2763never heard the sailor’s version before!

[@Lil.DemonGuy]

Yes, but statistically things would change, and things did change. So therefore they aren’t insane, just extremely patient.. and if they aren’t patient then they are insane now.

[@mrlarrydapuppet4337]

There's something funny about seeing chell, picking up a turret, bouncing on it once, then realigning the turret to it all over again for 3 hours.

[@Quaxo21]

GLaDOS is having a fucking aneurysm

[@Section927]

@@Quaxo21 GLaDOS releases Chell in fear after seeing her mindlessly jumping on a turret for hours, which then somehow bends the laws of physics teleporting her through a door

[@HaxxorElite]

​@@Section927lets be honest, ain't no way GLaDOS would let her go without extensive testing first

[@dreamwalking]

14:23 And Stanley felt as though he had been made exactly for this job.

[@i_love_モラ]

Is this a Stanley Parable reference or am I thinking about it too much?

[@dreamwalking]

@@i_love_モラ It's one of the most recognizable quotes from the game.

[@i_love_モラ]

@@dreamwalking I've never played it before so idk much about it, thanks

[@dreamwalking]

@@i_love_モラ And yet you managed to recognize it. Remarkable. Anyway, you should play it when you get the chance, it's one of those must-play games.

[@goddhoward7453]

I feel bad for that poor man, imagine the pressure of "oh god, what if this turret falls in the water." I wouldn't survive doing that.

[@maoman4855]

Or he gets a power outage.

[@Squidle1829]

Msushi back after 4 months LETS GO

[@redRuxx]

of course it was krzyhau, that rapscallion!

[@Krzyhau]

Never heard of 'em.

[@bentheman69]

​@@KrzyhauAre you the real slim shady?

[@DanyyyyyJPF]

I'm dim shade

[@redRuxx]

boom chicka chicka thin sunless

[@javen9693]

they always ask krzyhow but never krzywhy

[@theb6830]

When I think 8 years ago I think 2012-13 and when he said this run was theorized in 2016 I've never felt so old

[@xamtastic]

Lmao same

[@ant0n1o13]

Time stopped in 2020

[@DoctorIronic]

I just thought about watching something portal related and this video uploaded literally 3 seconds afrer

[@thenormalguy8574]

get this man to the top comment

[@adora_was_taken]

@@thenormalguy8574 why

[@alexmitchell4269]

@@adora_was_taken Because

[@alexmitchell4269]

me to

[@thenormalguy8574]

@@adora_was_taken yes

[@megapiorun5474]

I love the day Msushi comes back for 1 video and then dissapears for next 5 months

[@Nylspider]

Great video! I also just realized that 8:43 is the Ultra Difficult music!! That's awesome :3

[@testicIe]

-emia, meaning presence in blood

[@somedudethatripsplanetinha4221]

​@@testicIe Yes -emia means presence in blood but how does this correlate to me choking and nearly dying because I touched a frisbee

[@amyshaw893]

☝️Presenting to the emergency room

[@he2a]

​​@@amyshaw893A man was trying to complete a No Portal Speedrun. This is how his kidneys shut down.

[@DavidJCobb]

hypoportalemia

[@graciasgraciasmrhispanic]

That left controller thumbstick tweaking 5:11

[@Mackan1]

ye because its a tas lol

[@graciasgraciasmrhispanic]

@@Mackan1 hahaha yeah

[@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563]

​@@Mackan1 I don't know what you mean. That's perfectly normal human behavior.

[@graciasgraciasmrhispanic]

@@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563 REAL

[@not-pyroman]

​@@Mackan1you don't violently destroy your left stick?

[@jeyphr]

SuperAiderton: "LET'S GO GAMEBLING!" *BZZZT* "AW DANGIT!"

[@raffimolero64]

*BZZZT* "aw DANG IT"

[@i_love_モラ]

*BZZZT* "AW DANGIT!"

[@LB_]

Ohh I didn't understand the video title until a third of the way through, at first I thought there was a challenge called "Finally Human" that had been invented 8 years ago and a solution was only discovered recently. But now I understand the title is actually that the challenge is finally possible for a human to complete XD

[@williamduncan7401]

That's why the DeArrow extension exists and corrected clickbait-free title is "How Portal 2's Trust Fling level was beaten in 0 portals"

[@LB_]

@@williamduncan7401 Looks like this video's title was edited, with "Human" replaced with "Humanly", which fixes the issue I originally commented about.

[@michaelbrewer9272]

Someone needs to study why speedrun/challenge run history videos are the most entertaining media left on KZbin

[@jupitersnoot4915]

It's a classic story of humans overcoming obstacles and solving a puzzle.

[@protheu5]

That's insane. Thanks for another video, Msushi.

[@rob5300]

Im ready to be amazed by the source community

[@martinnoreallymartin3661]

Love the "cheats detected" message lol

[@deur]

the level of dedication is absurd

[@btarg1]

A worthy competitor to Mario 64's A Button Challenge!

[@thisisasupersayin376]

leugenkoek2012

[@ddrchad]

Great video, easy subscribe! You did a fantastic job breaking down all the intricacies for viewers like myself who are familiar with the game but don't know the inner workings.

[@Quaxo21]

“Now your thinking too damn hard”

[@MacheTheFerret]

makes me wonder which will come first, portal 2 in 0 portals or sm64 120 stars in 0 a-presses

[@SushiElemental]

Well the SM64 70-Star route was recently beaten with 0 A presses. That's a start. I mean, tht's strt. kzbin.info/www/bejne/ppWYmqKcq7Glf7c

[@MacheTheFerret]

@@SushiElemental yea that's definitely a very good sign, though i probably should've clarified that i meant 120 star lol (edited original to fix that)

[@KevinKolpack]

My money's on Portal 2. Right now, SM64 needs a miracle to get the Wing Mario Over the Rainbow star without the cannon, not to mention entering that level and the other nearby levels without jumping.

[@scientificthesis]

If you mean non-segmented, the video level will need another strategy to beat it in 0 portals because the 1 in 30k chance of the turret fling is just way too low.

[@callumstrachan4774]

Msushi, you are one of my favourite content creators. Every single video of yours is top class. Keep up the good work!

[@fatalwaffle1715]

Awesome Video Bro!

[@someturkey]

SUPERAIDERTON THE GOAT!!!!

[@everettfields1468]

How do speedrunners completely break games. It's crazy how dedicated people are to breaking a video game. It's no easy task to find, or preform these glitches.

[@Cyberfishofant]

They break them by kicking the certified® Source® Spaghetti® a little too hard

[@owerio]

YOU USED A SONG FROM QUANTUM CONUNDRUM!!! AMAZING. And well fitting, because that game was kind of portal without portals and used a lot of flying on-top of objects.

[@Liquidsword_]

Portal gun? whats that

[@TaIathar]

I'm not super-involved in the community, but I always love seeing the progress Portal 2 challenge runs are making. Great vid.

[@DrPeeper]

Right after i rewatched your videos, nice ;)

[@soph7066]

NEW MSUSHI MASTERPIECE YAYYYY

[@tiw-tew]

If you are curious the odds of geting something with a 1/30000 chance (roughly 0.003%) in 7327 attempts is about 21% (19% of geting it once and 2% of geting it twice), so it was't a miracle, just the result of A LOT of hard work

[@Silquetoast]

Consistently the most interesting Portal channel ever. Keep it up Mr.Sushi!

[@TH3GR3ATPAPYRUS]

JPsmith: there is a 1 in 30000 chance. SuperAiderton: i like those odds.

[@BruceBainsford]

They're brothers btw

[@kiritofanboy]

Just wanted to say these Videos are something I look forward to over any other content on KZbin. Thank you for the upload!

[@EmmetOLeary]

so happy to see you uploed my man i love all the videos

[@illuminum8576]

16:00 moon theme

[@xplodingeggo]

Love your videos bro♥️

[@aurelpozer8325]

Love that you incorporated some least portal routes! :D

[@the8estof]

once again, a just GREAT video. i really love it, keep it up!

[@PewnyPL]

3:02 that pronunciation hurt

[@Smirnaffskiy]

8:35 I kinda got scared that someone died when the chubbyemu music started playing

[@bluesillybeard]

Yo same, my brain was like "chubbyemu?" and got confused

[@Doorisessa]

☝Presenting to the emergency room

[@buttonasas]

Dustforce soundtrack? I'm a little confused...

[@lmoa3917]

Pretty sure that's "Pillars of Salt" by Lifeformed

[@CactusTown]

this is my favorite video you've made in a while. very cool

[@lordcookies4451]

hearing FTL music in the first few seconds, pure yippee

[@KontrolYT]

Hi, just wanted to say I very much appreciate putting all of the music you used in the description. A lot of times I will hear music in videos and really want to find them but it can be incredibly difficult because there is never a music used list.

[@EuniverseCat]

this video changed my life

[@rossboss200]

I love videos like this so great how a community problem solves together

[@Approved772]

My day is made when you upload bro I love your content ❤

[@thatkidoverthere2925]

NEW MSUSHI VIDEO DROPPED

[@El_Fling]

Honestly, after waiting 4 months for an upload, hype has been building up for this vid. Gotta go watch

[@sei-core]

8:40 A man played Portal 2 for 150 hours straight. This is what happened to his body.

[@GROOV3ST3R]

Hey sushi! Wanted to mention it a couple years ago but here's a pointer for pronouncing 'Krzyhau' in Polish, if you're curious - the 'RZ' combine to make a harsher 'Sh' sound, similar to the second G in 'Garage'. The Y is also short like in 'Lyft' or 'Lymph'. 'Kshyhau' is probably the closest and easiest approximation. But there's a certain charm in hearing Krr-zee-hau, it would almost feel wrong to hear it right if that makes sense. Kinda like it like that. Peace!

[@Msushi]

Haha, thanks for pointing this out. I've known this for a while now - Krzy has said in the past that he doesn't totally mind the "americanized" pronunciation of his username, so that's how most of people in the community say his name.

[@reatrdosbenkron6194]

So that's what Cave Johnson meant when he was talking about "throwing science at the wall"

[@kamendanfriend]

bro just remembered the password

[@misuvittupaa8068]

Naah, his dad took it when he left for milk. Came back yesterday

[@thenormalguy8574]

yep

[@speedytruck]

Having a life and not making videos as your job is "remembering the password" indeed.

[@osukarui]

Awesome story! Love clever solutions for challenges like these

[@alphonseelric2742]

Istg this rotating hitbox and negative rotation with collision and PPD while only working on a 1/30 000 chance is straight up Jojo bizarre adventure type plot

[@des1v383]

I started watching your videos while fishing in metin2. As of now not only i have max level on my rod, I now know the whole lore and every glitch in portal 2 speedruns. I feel accomplished

[@hummel6364]

It's a testament to Portal's great design that in a game where you can literally teleport, some of the fastest ways to get through certain chambers still require you to just glitch through walls, such as using the radio in the starting room.

[@shabbyfrenzy]

Love the FTL music in the background

[@Cametendo]

"If you're a Robto, you can beat Trust Fling" If you're a Robot, you can beat ANYTHING

[@EvanCampbell-w3i]

Never played Portal, but here I am enthralled

[@alyssabutler4044]

minimum item speed runs are some of the most interesting imo. there's a really good video on twilight princess' minimum item run that takes over 12 hrs

[@ashb2483]

I’m down for a new msushi vid! Hell yeah!

[@coloredfoxx]

This is the coolest thing about 0 Portals runs, because people can be the fastest runners and break time records all day long, but if someone figures out a way to decrease the number of portals, then all of a sudden it's A whole new world A new fantastic point of view No one to tell us no Or where to go Or say we're only dreaming.

[@theworldsperson5705]

It's hilarious how rare it is to get those items over when.. if i remember on my ps3 it's easy (i think because of it's old age).. i could be wrong but crazy how this run works

[@nicholasbusselman932]

A video of this quality for the whole game would be legend status

[@misharatkevich9808]

Unfuckingbelievable. Building up speed for 12 hours ain't got shit on this.

[@PASTELXENON]

not really comparable

[@thundercreeper96]

8:31 i love how you're using the song from ultra difficult from celeste, i dont know whether that level pack just got that famous or if you're just that much of a chad that you know it yourself

[@BlueSR]

these glitches are insanely cool holy shit

[@blasttrooper55]

the baba is you ost goes so hard, didn't expect to hear it here

[@FirstLastname604]

This is literally Cave Johnson’s scientific method. Just doing anything you can until something interesting happens. He would be so proud of us right now

[@noavailablenamesatall]

When I heard the music from FTL from the very beginning of the video, I thought I forgot to close the game

[@kristinborn8882]

Once all are possible, we need to have a 0 portals full game speedrun 💀

[@matrucious]

Ooh good topic! Can't wait

[@cinnabaar]

That FTL music brought back A LOT of memories my guy

[@Ghostly5hadow]

Cool video my dude!

[@FireMM]

Amazing video as always!

[@SolarIDK]

imagine how many times junk has flung to the last platform that hasn't been documented

[@greg_pizzatower]

one must imagine portal speedrunners happy

[@Speedy-Rabbit]

"doing the same monotonous task for up to eight hours, in hopes of getting this one rare result" ah i see, he was playing old school runescape

[@DavidsKanal]

They need to release Portal 3 so we never run out of good Msushi videos

[@theShadeslayer]

that's a truly dedicated runner holy crap

[@jeeBisOkay]

Now you're thinking with [DATA LOST]

[@GoldballIndustries]

8:38 god, the music... it's been a while since I've heard that song. "KC proceeded to accidentally consume an ungodly amount of lemons."

[@nan8228]

Now you're thinking with(out) portals

[@tomeshec1122]

mIdway through the video I though I was about to die, nice music choice but chubbyemu gave me fear of it 😂

[@322prod]

we need the devs reacting to this

[@zombieman34]

Now that’s thinking without Portals

[@timecubed]

I love that the FTL soundtrack is being used. It's so underrated

[@TJM990]

Something as improbable as a turret bouncing it's way over there, I cannot help but wonder how many people have experienced that phenomenon and thought nothing of it.