Portal 2 Theroy

So, Portal 2, let me grab the game here, Portal 2. Okay, this is what I wanna talk to about today… today. Portal 2, every… okay if you didn’t know, Ch- Chell is the name of the main character you play as… in single player, not like Peabody and Atlas which are in multiplayer. But, Chell. That’s her name. And a lot of people wonder who are… who her parents are. Wheatley and GLay- GLaDOS, a… tend to… make fun of… her, make fun of Chell for being adopted. And, who are her parents? That's the question. Who are they? And that's what we are going to find out today. So the first time we get here, is that, at the end of Portal 2, there is a cu… there is a scene where you wake up in some- in su- in a lift, after beating Wheatly, spoiler alert, sorry, if you didn’t want any spoilers, should have warned this at the beginning of the video, yes, this… this will contain major spoilers of Portal 2. So if you want spoilers, you can have them, if you don’t, go buy Portal 2, it's an awesome game, I recommend playing the first portal before you play this one. But, okay. I’ll give you some time to do it now, pause the video, put it as watch later or whatever you want, and let's get back to the… sorry. Okay so what we have here is uhh situation where at the end, there's a little scene where you wake up after defeating Wheatley, and what you do is, i- is you wake up and GLaDOS, the the robot for GLay-GLaDOS is looking at you also Peabody and Atlas are there, and she tells you that SHE is Caroline, and then begins a soap opera, with, the droids. Now here’s an interesting fact, that soap opera is a real opera, and if you put the lyrics i- in- so its originally sung in latin, if you put the, so here's the thing. If you put the… if you translate from latin to English, the lyrics are a little suspicious. Here um, check it out. So take a look at this…
So you see after watching that, you realize that, see that song, was sent to Chell, from GLayDOS. I’m gonna quit calling her GLaDOS, and call her Caroline cause… you find out she's Caroline and, GLaDOS, GLaDOS, GLaDOS, GLaDOS, mlahh… Every time I have to say her name it takes me like 2 seconds to remem.. It takes me like 5 seconds to remember her lame- name so I'm like: “ so at the end gl… at the end… d… u… GLaDOS uh…” and it takes forever for me to get back on track so I'll just start calling her Caroline. Now who are shell’s pa- Chell’s parents? Let me just say: CAVE JOHNSON AND CAROLINE. Chell is ca- is car- is Chell Johnson. So she was abandoned at birth, because, Cave and Caroline were afraid that taking care of a baby would interfere with the… with the uhmm… with, would interfere, with the- with um… their testing. So they, Cave, the- they- umm… they just leave her. And he- and, Cave forces one of his, his employees to adopt his daugh- to adopt Chell, and that man was Ratman. Ratman is the creator of all the ca- is uhh… like, there's a piston that’s a little too far forward, you go jump in there and there’s a bunch of st- creepy paintings or something like that. Thats from ratman. He makes ratcaves. So what i want to say in this video is that, heres the thing. When Wheatly is, strolling you through… well… you know… here… instead of explaining this, im going to uh show you um a part of the video that I got from the source, so sit back.
So I guess I went a little over the limit on the video cause, the neurotoxin thing was kinda unimportant to what I was saying. But as you can see, from that source, yeah… you know… so… “bring your daughter to work day is the perfect time to have her tested.” Sorry GLayDOS… Caroline… I always call her GLayDOS. It's GLaDOS. Okay so, what really we need to know here is that, Cave Johnson… is… Chell's… father, her full name is Michelle- Mich- Michelle Johnson. Okay so there's really nothing else to say here, I just wanted to prove to all of you guys that think, “oh Chell who cares about her parents? I bet they’re already dead.” Well they are dead, Cave Johnson is dead from the mashed moon rocks, and Caroline, is a robot. So thanks for watching, please hit the subscribe button, I hope this proves something to you I will have my… source in the description, or… right here. And, I will see you later, thank you.

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Including younger me

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I don't know why it was so hard for me to make a coherent point lmao

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Okay so, portal 2, you know? okay well this was a, was a interesting.. pretty interesting topic. This was- uh, like, you know, very… this was very insightful you know

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[@JacobConklin]

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Smh.. bro just copying game theroy