Portal 2:Wheatley's hidden speech

[@eastereggsandglitches529]

Hey Everyone, It's insane how this video has been blowing up for years now. I made this channel when I was like 12 using some old hand-me-down android to record my laptop screen. I've always had a passion for creating / editing videos and I feel like I've come a long way. I've been uploading semi-frequently on a different channel and I just uploaded a video that I'm very proud of and would appreciate it if y'all watched at least 30 secs of it. Thx for the views and all the hilarious comments that have been left over the years.

[@CristianGarcia-bh3pt]

cool dude, whens next post?

[@That.-]

“SPINNY BLADE WALL” **proceeds to drown**

[@enikata7349]

The fact that lines were recorded just in case you accidentally mis-placed the portal is genius

[@yannatoko9898]

I assume they recorded the lines then tried to fit them into the level design - so hidden is this dialogue, they should have altered it somewhat.

[@AlexandreCisneiros]

It is likely the other way around. My guess is playtesters got stuck there and got no feedback, and they decided to add these lines instead of changing the room layout to prevent it from happening. The emphasis on you being helpless/unable to leave also entices the player to try to leave.

[@eleskeletitto4900]

i like this powerpoint presentation

[@DrewBunBun]

Yes very smooth for power point

[@moonmatthew]

Yes

[@Kacpa2]

You think this is funny and this is how i played all Valve games for 8 years on my old 2008 Asus. This is smooth enough to me to be playable. I grew up on 13-25 fps gaming 😅

[@ninjaassassin27]

I'm surprised Wheatley didn't roast you for playing with 0.5 fps

[@Miffi04]

Lmao 😂

[@eastereggsandglitches529]

Amen

[@NorninTGK]

That's more of a Glados roast.

[@nfshpremasteredhamza1609]

@@NorninTGK i guess

[@thatoneguy8792]

@@NorninTGK I test with the robots now

[@theundeadpancake9869]

"Alright fine, I'm not saying another word until you do this properly. I'm sick of this." I can *hear* the arms folding (if he had any) in that line.

[@Ceral_]

So can I!

[@stargazer_and_co]

I read this as he said it

[@defectivetoaster]

Same

[@jismeraiverhoeven]

This comment is even funnyer when you consider that right before this he mentioned playing cards XD

[@milktea1994]

steve says he really tried to like, Move Around while doing wheatley’s voicelines, which probably is why he sounds so expressive

[@reay7224]

I like the one where he asks you to come back to his death trap after escaping and he just lists everything that you'll find if you jump down the pit. you get an achievement if you do it

[@ilonachan]

Well if he told me THAT from the start

[@autotune1835]

@@ilonachan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@n7x]

When he told me to come back I did and he told me he didn’t plan for that and told to jump down so I did. It was my first time there too

[@Red_MOON187]

Maybe, you'll find your parents- no that's more of a Glados joke. Oh! And you're fat.

[@S0m3B0z0OnTheInternet]

@@n7x man I know Wheatley is supposed to be evil and all at this point but like..I WOULD NOT help myself from obeying to everything he tells me to do if I ever decide to play portal 2. I’d probably do the same with GLaDOS in portal 1 too lol

[@NoriMori1992]

"The puppet master! You’re a puppet in a play, and I hold _all_ the strings! _And_ cards, still. Still got the car- Got the cards in one hand, and I got the strings in the other hand, and I’m making you dance like a puppet, playing…cards." This is one of my favourite hidden Wheatley lines.

[@Dragon_Ryder]

They really thought of everything, huh? This game finds new ways to surprise me a decade later. Portal 2 is just so good.

[@mikitamiridoka3990]

I remember when I did this. XD I didn't even think there was extra dialogues for this, I came down the 1st time cause the portal wasn't position properly. Then I ruin Wheatley's line.

[@UCGtynM4EueHMGVf3nNbMVdg]

I liked the moment, when he says "You're at my nothing."

[@demon-goat]

I love all these little things where you can tell valve found errors in their map design, but rather than tidying it up and removing the ability to get stuck, they canonised it and made the characters actually react to it

[@stuff_er]

Looks like it's not only Glados that's running on a potato

[@coleisforrobot]

Imagine getting 2FPS on a 10yo game

[@imselfaware419]

@@coleisforrobot Video was 8 years ago forehead

[@chrisclownie5899]

the youtube algorithm has chosen you

[@ModifiedSteve]

SPINY BLADE WALL! *jumps off too early falls in the acid*

[@amentco8445]

pissing wheatley off even in death.

[@tbush6657]

I see Wheatley has read The Prince, judging by his use of spinny blade wall

[@ItsAsparageese]

B O O K S

[@shadie5180]

I just love listening to his speeches even though sometimes he doesn't make any sense sometimes

[@darkclaws3167]

That ending though. Wow.

[@TransferPoint9346]

0:53 The full line that was skipped is: And again, not playing along. You're ruining what are some really good speeches, actually. Didn't even get to the good part yet. Twist ending. So twisty you might even call it spinning. _(evil laughter)_ Don’t- Ignore the laughter. Nothing to worry about.

[@챙랴노]

that ending killed me

[@amentco8445]

killed chell too.

[@cheedam8738]

Portal 2's Portal recoil sound is satisfying ngl.

[@guyincognito1406]

The part I love best about the 6 year old video is people bemoaning the FPS in the comments 3 weeks ago. God I wish you knew what waiting 20 minutes for a blood orb to fill all to have your mom use the phone and cut your connection - all to run arcane sanctuary.

[@eastereggsandglitches529]

For reals. I was like 14 playing on my uncle’s scrapped PC parts 😭

[@Ceral_]

"No Wait Come back! I-i was going somewhere with that!" hehehehehe. I usually have to jump in the porta 3 or 4 times before it registers though. "SPINNY BLADE WALL!" Whenever Wheatley says 'Ah, Finally Someone that can match my vast intellect" I try very hard to refrain myself from saying "What intelect?" Wheatley is my favorite adorable moron.

[@baitornot4697]

Recorded on a potatOS computer

[@glados3198]

Please stop... 🛑

[@Red_MOON187]

​@@glados3198 Silence! Also, this sentence is false!

[@bpnbeckeroo]

rtx 4090 250fps 16k ultra widescreen gameplay

[@jeanbutinfrench]

i snorted when he said "îm sick of this"

[@Neutronic01]

Holy shit this framerate is disasterous

[@jelly_fish_wishes]

Goddammit Wheatley xD

[@Toyouke00]

Omg i heard that dialogue before but i didnt know where it happens in game, thank you!! haha this is briliant XD

[@TRADEMARKLLC]

I can't believe I've never heard this until now.

[@DarkSeraph95]

Ok I'm not saying another word until you do this properly

[@Red_MOON187]

I love this video for your HILARIOUS play and the comments roasting it. XDDDD

[@NoriMori1992]

One of my favourite sets of Wheatley lines!

[@thatoneguy8792]

Oh, I'm doing fine, BECAUSE I'M A POTATO.

[@glados4282]

Imagine being a patato.

[@billybobjoephilcorncobtiptopge]

@@glados4282 imagine NOT being a potato

[@Red_MOON187]

Be Patata.

[@extra4345]

Wheatley: Spinny blade wall! one of the best lines ever

[@dor748]

Discovered this bit first play through lol so cool.

[@fishymonster2463]

I actually found this one on my own

[@jakuwoks]

I love how this video ends

[@CormDaCrow]

Wheatley is the best villain in anything ever

[@BumperAxis]

Is that your ram on your portal gun

[@eastereggsandglitches529]

That was a good one lmao

[@kyasarinrogue6183]

that's cool, didnt know that existed

[@SuprSBG]

Oh this is playing at the frame rate I have for pretty much every game!

[@eastereggsandglitches529]

I’m sorry to hear that

[@ARandomSpace]

Congratulations. Your computer is somehow worse than the potato I used to call a computer.

[@Red_MOON187]

At least your potato doesn't same your lack of parents and calls you fat.

[@thegreatnahwhaile]

i bet this inspired the Stanley parable

[@joshkeiran3056]

I actually did this my first run through!

[@randommako3730]

oh look. A potato running on a potato

[@InfamousGayming]

The end🤣

[@wheatsinthebox]

thank you youtube algorithm

[@rapidtqnk2449]

Your at my mercy!!! And I don’t have any.. your at my Nothing!!!

[@maxwheatley4497]

Falls in goo 😭

[@Red_MOON187]

I'm at your nothing.

[@mister6490]

the lag is real

[@froosh6868]

frames per minute

[@eastereggsandglitches529]

I like this one lmao

[@CristianGarcia-bh3pt]

hey

[@KatexNebula]

Potato computer

[@gile9949]

1:36

[@hozani3875]

whos gonna tell him he got played for views

[@affannow16]

Really this guys computer is kinda like 2gb to me

[@nin_31]

Full fps

[@Gps_olph]

1:36 funniest part

[@adamgoodwar1600]

moon

[@laggianput]

Is your pc alright

[@hellterminator]

How many seconds per frame is that?

[@mintymichael8680]

I'm Michael

[@eastereggsandglitches529]

Hello Michael 👋

[@Morporkshortman]

please tell me this is some recording issue and you didnt play like THIS!?

[@crazybird199]

you playing this on a typewriter?

[@chad1782]

Very cool

[@noam15A]

3 FPS

[@TkOHarley14]

"PC gaming is superior"

[@nohakkh]

What Was This Made On??

[@unicodefox]

Portal 2 was made in the Source game engine

[@hxrdyy]

@Yeetdatshulker1 probably a samsung minifridge or something. maybe a reversing camera on a car

[@defectivetoaster]

Potato

[@five-io2mn]

Lol

[@OrderPrerogative]

3fps?

[@five-io2mn]

OMG 2nd

[@avi8aviate]

Who cares with such a tiny channel?

[@davidschi3762]

@@avi8aviate Who cares in general?

[@eastereggsandglitches529]

@@avi8aviate fr. Whoever made this channel is a loser

[@Red_MOON187]

Where's first? @_@