Hey Everyone, It's insane how this video has been blowing up for years now. I made this channel when I was like 12 using some old hand-me-down android to record my laptop screen. I've always had a passion for creating / editing videos and I feel like I've come a long way. I've been uploading semi-frequently on a different channel and I just uploaded a video that I'm very proud of and would appreciate it if y'all watched at least 30 secs of it. Thx for the views and all the hilarious comments that have been left over the years.
@CristianGarcia-bh3pt Жыл бұрын
cool dude, whens next post?
@That.-4 жыл бұрын
“SPINNY BLADE WALL” **proceeds to drown**
@enikata73492 жыл бұрын
The fact that lines were recorded just in case you accidentally mis-placed the portal is genius
@yannatoko98982 жыл бұрын
I assume they recorded the lines then tried to fit them into the level design - so hidden is this dialogue, they should have altered it somewhat.
@AlexandreCisneiros Жыл бұрын
It is likely the other way around. My guess is playtesters got stuck there and got no feedback, and they decided to add these lines instead of changing the room layout to prevent it from happening. The emphasis on you being helpless/unable to leave also entices the player to try to leave.
@eleskeletitto49004 жыл бұрын
i like this powerpoint presentation
@DrewBunBun3 жыл бұрын
Yes very smooth for power point
@moonmatthew3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Kacpa2 Жыл бұрын
You think this is funny and this is how i played all Valve games for 8 years on my old 2008 Asus. This is smooth enough to me to be playable. I grew up on 13-25 fps gaming 😅
@ninjaassassin274 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Wheatley didn't roast you for playing with 0.5 fps
@Miffi044 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂
@eastereggsandglitches5294 жыл бұрын
Amen
@NorninTGK3 жыл бұрын
That's more of a Glados roast.
@nfshpremasteredhamza16093 жыл бұрын
@@NorninTGK i guess
@thatoneguy87923 жыл бұрын
@@NorninTGK I test with the robots now
@theundeadpancake98694 жыл бұрын
"Alright fine, I'm not saying another word until you do this properly. I'm sick of this." I can *hear* the arms folding (if he had any) in that line.
@Ceral_4 жыл бұрын
So can I!
@stargazer_and_co4 жыл бұрын
I read this as he said it
@defectivetoaster3 жыл бұрын
Same
@jismeraiverhoeven3 жыл бұрын
This comment is even funnyer when you consider that right before this he mentioned playing cards XD
@milktea19943 жыл бұрын
steve says he really tried to like, Move Around while doing wheatley’s voicelines, which probably is why he sounds so expressive
@reay72242 жыл бұрын
I like the one where he asks you to come back to his death trap after escaping and he just lists everything that you'll find if you jump down the pit. you get an achievement if you do it
@ilonachan2 жыл бұрын
Well if he told me THAT from the start
@autotune18352 жыл бұрын
@@ilonachan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@n7x Жыл бұрын
When he told me to come back I did and he told me he didn’t plan for that and told to jump down so I did. It was my first time there too
@Red_MOON187 Жыл бұрын
Maybe, you'll find your parents- no that's more of a Glados joke. Oh! And you're fat.
@S0m3B0z0OnTheInternet Жыл бұрын
@@n7x man I know Wheatley is supposed to be evil and all at this point but like..I WOULD NOT help myself from obeying to everything he tells me to do if I ever decide to play portal 2. I’d probably do the same with GLaDOS in portal 1 too lol
@NoriMori19925 жыл бұрын
"The puppet master! You’re a puppet in a play, and I hold _all_ the strings! _And_ cards, still. Still got the car- Got the cards in one hand, and I got the strings in the other hand, and I’m making you dance like a puppet, playing…cards." This is one of my favourite hidden Wheatley lines.
@Dragon_Ryder2 жыл бұрын
They really thought of everything, huh? This game finds new ways to surprise me a decade later. Portal 2 is just so good.
@mikitamiridoka39906 жыл бұрын
I remember when I did this. XD I didn't even think there was extra dialogues for this, I came down the 1st time cause the portal wasn't position properly. Then I ruin Wheatley's line.
@UCGtynM4EueHMGVf3nNbMVdg4 жыл бұрын
I liked the moment, when he says "You're at my nothing."
@demon-goat Жыл бұрын
I love all these little things where you can tell valve found errors in their map design, but rather than tidying it up and removing the ability to get stuck, they canonised it and made the characters actually react to it
@stuff_er3 жыл бұрын
Looks like it's not only Glados that's running on a potato
@coleisforrobot Жыл бұрын
Imagine getting 2FPS on a 10yo game
@imselfaware419 Жыл бұрын
@@coleisforrobot Video was 8 years ago forehead
@chrisclownie58994 жыл бұрын
the youtube algorithm has chosen you
@ModifiedSteve2 жыл бұрын
SPINY BLADE WALL! *jumps off too early falls in the acid*
@amentco8445 Жыл бұрын
pissing wheatley off even in death.
@tbush66574 жыл бұрын
I see Wheatley has read The Prince, judging by his use of spinny blade wall
@ItsAsparageese Жыл бұрын
B O O K S
@shadie51803 жыл бұрын
I just love listening to his speeches even though sometimes he doesn't make any sense sometimes
@darkclaws31672 жыл бұрын
That ending though. Wow.
@TransferPoint9346 Жыл бұрын
0:53 The full line that was skipped is: And again, not playing along. You're ruining what are some really good speeches, actually. Didn't even get to the good part yet. Twist ending. So twisty you might even call it spinning. _(evil laughter)_ Don’t- Ignore the laughter. Nothing to worry about.
@챙랴노2 жыл бұрын
that ending killed me
@amentco8445 Жыл бұрын
killed chell too.
@cheedam87383 жыл бұрын
Portal 2's Portal recoil sound is satisfying ngl.
@guyincognito14063 жыл бұрын
The part I love best about the 6 year old video is people bemoaning the FPS in the comments 3 weeks ago. God I wish you knew what waiting 20 minutes for a blood orb to fill all to have your mom use the phone and cut your connection - all to run arcane sanctuary.
@eastereggsandglitches5293 жыл бұрын
For reals. I was like 14 playing on my uncle’s scrapped PC parts 😭
@Ceral_4 жыл бұрын
"No Wait Come back! I-i was going somewhere with that!" hehehehehe. I usually have to jump in the porta 3 or 4 times before it registers though. "SPINNY BLADE WALL!" Whenever Wheatley says 'Ah, Finally Someone that can match my vast intellect" I try very hard to refrain myself from saying "What intelect?" Wheatley is my favorite adorable moron.
@baitornot46974 жыл бұрын
Recorded on a potatOS computer
@glados31983 жыл бұрын
Please stop... 🛑
@Red_MOON187 Жыл бұрын
@@glados3198 Silence! Also, this sentence is false!
@bpnbeckeroo Жыл бұрын
rtx 4090 250fps 16k ultra widescreen gameplay
@jeanbutinfrench2 жыл бұрын
i snorted when he said "îm sick of this"
@Neutronic014 жыл бұрын
Holy shit this framerate is disasterous
@jelly_fish_wishes7 жыл бұрын
Goddammit Wheatley xD
@Toyouke003 жыл бұрын
Omg i heard that dialogue before but i didnt know where it happens in game, thank you!! haha this is briliant XD
@TRADEMARKLLC Жыл бұрын
I can't believe I've never heard this until now.
@DarkSeraph95 Жыл бұрын
Ok I'm not saying another word until you do this properly
@Red_MOON187 Жыл бұрын
I love this video for your HILARIOUS play and the comments roasting it. XDDDD
@NoriMori19925 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite sets of Wheatley lines!
@thatoneguy87923 жыл бұрын
Oh, I'm doing fine, BECAUSE I'M A POTATO.
@glados42823 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a patato.
@billybobjoephilcorncobtiptopge2 жыл бұрын
@@glados4282 imagine NOT being a potato
@Red_MOON187 Жыл бұрын
Be Patata.
@extra43452 жыл бұрын
Wheatley: Spinny blade wall! one of the best lines ever
@dor7483 жыл бұрын
Discovered this bit first play through lol so cool.
@fishymonster24634 жыл бұрын
I actually found this one on my own
@jakuwoks2 жыл бұрын
I love how this video ends
@CormDaCrow3 жыл бұрын
Wheatley is the best villain in anything ever
@BumperAxis2 жыл бұрын
Is that your ram on your portal gun
@eastereggsandglitches529 Жыл бұрын
That was a good one lmao
@kyasarinrogue61835 жыл бұрын
that's cool, didnt know that existed
@SuprSBG3 жыл бұрын
Oh this is playing at the frame rate I have for pretty much every game!
@eastereggsandglitches5293 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry to hear that
@ARandomSpace2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations. Your computer is somehow worse than the potato I used to call a computer.
@Red_MOON187 Жыл бұрын
At least your potato doesn't same your lack of parents and calls you fat.
@thegreatnahwhaile2 жыл бұрын
i bet this inspired the Stanley parable
@joshkeiran30563 жыл бұрын
I actually did this my first run through!
@randommako37303 жыл бұрын
oh look. A potato running on a potato
@InfamousGayming4 жыл бұрын
The end🤣
@wheatsinthebox29 күн бұрын
thank you youtube algorithm
@rapidtqnk24493 жыл бұрын
Your at my mercy!!! And I don’t have any.. your at my Nothing!!!
@maxwheatley44972 жыл бұрын
Falls in goo 😭
@Red_MOON187 Жыл бұрын
I'm at your nothing.
@mister6490 Жыл бұрын
the lag is real
@froosh68683 жыл бұрын
frames per minute
@eastereggsandglitches529 Жыл бұрын
I like this one lmao
@CristianGarcia-bh3pt Жыл бұрын
hey
@KatexNebula2 жыл бұрын
Potato computer
@gile99492 жыл бұрын
1:36
@hozani38753 жыл бұрын
whos gonna tell him he got played for views
@affannow162 жыл бұрын
Really this guys computer is kinda like 2gb to me
@nin_31 Жыл бұрын
Full fps
@Gps_olph Жыл бұрын
1:36 funniest part
@adamgoodwar16003 жыл бұрын
moon
@laggianput Жыл бұрын
Is your pc alright
@hellterminator3 жыл бұрын
How many seconds per frame is that?
@mintymichael86804 жыл бұрын
I'm Michael
@eastereggsandglitches5294 жыл бұрын
Hello Michael 👋
@Morporkshortman Жыл бұрын
please tell me this is some recording issue and you didnt play like THIS!?
@crazybird199 Жыл бұрын
you playing this on a typewriter?
@chad17824 жыл бұрын
Very cool
@noam15A4 жыл бұрын
3 FPS
@TkOHarley143 жыл бұрын
"PC gaming is superior"
@nohakkh4 жыл бұрын
What Was This Made On??
@unicodefox4 жыл бұрын
Portal 2 was made in the Source game engine
@hxrdyy3 жыл бұрын
@Yeetdatshulker1 probably a samsung minifridge or something. maybe a reversing camera on a car
@defectivetoaster3 жыл бұрын
Potato
@five-io2mn7 жыл бұрын
Lol
@OrderPrerogative4 жыл бұрын
3fps?
@five-io2mn7 жыл бұрын
OMG 2nd
@avi8aviate6 жыл бұрын
Who cares with such a tiny channel?
@davidschi37624 жыл бұрын
@@avi8aviate Who cares in general?
@eastereggsandglitches5294 жыл бұрын
@@avi8aviate fr. Whoever made this channel is a loser