All quotes from Portal 2's Fact Sphere

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@loqutor
@loqutor 8 жыл бұрын
"Space Sphere will never go into space." Lies.
@Storyfrombolvar
@Storyfrombolvar 8 жыл бұрын
+Phil H 50 percents of his facts are false, thats why he is broken
@Cooliostuff
@Cooliostuff 8 жыл бұрын
+Phil H true
@jennifersharp9713
@jennifersharp9713 8 жыл бұрын
He also said space doesn't exist.
@loganhendon688
@loganhendon688 8 жыл бұрын
+Jennifer Sharp space doesn't, it's one point that your in. If space is precived to exist then space core is in space on earth. therefore the existence of the consept of space is meaningless.
@PiguyGaming
@PiguyGaming 7 жыл бұрын
Dude. I approve this theory. YOU NEED SOME SORT OF A REWARD FOR THIS!!!
@christianjb2002
@christianjb2002 5 жыл бұрын
"Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats."
@ВладимирКоролёв-х1м
@ВладимирКоролёв-х1м 4 жыл бұрын
Damn that's dark.
@sutterismine
@sutterismine 4 жыл бұрын
GLaDOS enjoys this comment.
@chadderbug7587
@chadderbug7587 4 жыл бұрын
2:09
@liamdalemon1525
@liamdalemon1525 4 жыл бұрын
well he's not wrong
@Red_Lanterns_Rage
@Red_Lanterns_Rage 4 жыл бұрын
Alyx: hey Doc, what cat?? [teleporter cycles] 😈
@MegaFafnir
@MegaFafnir 8 жыл бұрын
"The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was VERY, VERY thirsty." XD
@m.jailam8861
@m.jailam8861 8 жыл бұрын
i always joked about how whoever discovered cow's milk must have been a really sick person xD
@corruptedcore9854
@corruptedcore9854 7 жыл бұрын
Same goes for eggs.
@blurrrrrr44
@blurrrrrr44 7 жыл бұрын
i always thought they tried cows milk as a substitute for other milk when they had orphaned child.
@fulcrum2951
@fulcrum2951 6 жыл бұрын
Not wrong
@aliensguy4291
@aliensguy4291 6 жыл бұрын
I agree the person to discover cows milk was actually really good must have either been desperately thirsty or a perverted cow molester
@_ArsNova
@_ArsNova 4 жыл бұрын
"To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror." *Oh yeah, it's big brain time*
@PL-xy9cn
@PL-xy9cn 3 жыл бұрын
1:23
@TheDragonCat99
@TheDragonCat99 8 жыл бұрын
"Humans can survive underwater, but not for very long." Well, he's not wrong....
@jesterJunkiee
@jesterJunkiee 8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I died when I tested that :\
@InitiateDee
@InitiateDee 8 жыл бұрын
Well taht's unlucky unfortunate.
@_tedtheenderman_6177
@_tedtheenderman_6177 7 жыл бұрын
"Space Does Not Exist." "Space Sphere Will Never Go Into Space." "You Will Never Go Into Space." LIAR! XD
@moniquita720
@moniquita720 7 жыл бұрын
Emma Davis Technically space is just a place with very low density that does, in have, have little particles of matter. So, saying space in the sense of an empty vastness is indeed wrong, and thus space doesn't really exist. I am being very technical to troll you.
@dillon5975
@dillon5975 7 жыл бұрын
MÓNICA ANDRADE spacr E
@failserum
@failserum 9 жыл бұрын
*"The Fact Shpere is NOT defective. It's facts are wholly accurate, and VERY interesting."* *"Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve."* Oh yes. So very interesting.
@teraspeXt
@teraspeXt 4 жыл бұрын
that's 9 12 not 12 12
@failserum
@failserum 4 жыл бұрын
@@teraspeXt dude i don't even remember writing this comment. i spelled sphere wrong
@thunderbolt9722
@thunderbolt9722 4 жыл бұрын
We’re you sleep walking?
@korvusgaming4927
@korvusgaming4927 4 жыл бұрын
Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Apples. Oranges. Pears. Plums. Kumquats. Tangerines. Lemons. Limes. Avocado. Tomato. Banana. Papaya. Guava.
@korvusgaming4927
@korvusgaming4927 4 жыл бұрын
Warning: Sphere Corruption at 20--R-r-r-r-rats cannot throw up.
@Skullboy264
@Skullboy264 9 жыл бұрын
"The square root of rope is string." - Why is that so funny? xD
@shiroganekei1620
@shiroganekei1620 8 жыл бұрын
Because if you think about it, it's true.
@ianvillie3262
@ianvillie3262 8 жыл бұрын
+Shirogane Kei holy shit.
@jareththegoblinking3191
@jareththegoblinking3191 8 жыл бұрын
+Skullboy oh I get, strings are really thin and small but if multiply that by itself then its bigger, therefore its a rope
@silverdandylmao
@silverdandylmao 7 жыл бұрын
I haven't heard anything more absurdly correct
@michaelfixedsys7463
@michaelfixedsys7463 5 жыл бұрын
String^2=rope
@Rheologist
@Rheologist 5 жыл бұрын
The comedic genius of valves employees is incredibly under appreciated
@devinsanderson9483
@devinsanderson9483 2 жыл бұрын
" in 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate 75 hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning"
@ratvibe
@ratvibe Жыл бұрын
it's pretty appreciated
@PeeperSnail
@PeeperSnail 8 жыл бұрын
I won against Wheatley, where is my promised allegiance with the totally-accurate and handsome Fact Sphere?
@simpluigi4699
@simpluigi4699 8 жыл бұрын
Alma Martinez the fact sphere is in "space"
@izzyladd9
@izzyladd9 8 жыл бұрын
Which doesn't exist, so where is he? We'll never know *jumps out of window*
@KitskullDubstep
@KitskullDubstep 8 жыл бұрын
"S P A C E"
@classclown1024
@classclown1024 7 жыл бұрын
The fact core never went to space, only Wheatley and the space core did. The others stayed on earth.
@darkpandalord3844
@darkpandalord3844 6 жыл бұрын
+The Sourest, well we saw space in the game, so it does exist, but the handsome fact sphere said it didn't exist...*all physics and known logic breaks*.
@KillerBluebirdGaming
@KillerBluebirdGaming 8 жыл бұрын
My favorite "The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914, everyone involved screamed the entire way."
@zeldagamer7477
@zeldagamer7477 8 жыл бұрын
+KillerBluebird Its actually true
@stensoft
@stensoft 8 жыл бұрын
It was in 1914 but without the screaming.
@zeldagamer7477
@zeldagamer7477 8 жыл бұрын
+Jan Sten Adámek no I'm pretty sure they screamed most of the way
@Mick_92
@Mick_92 8 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine that.
@stevenneiman9789
@stevenneiman9789 7 жыл бұрын
I think my favorite is probably the Fact Core's counting mnemonic. Or maybe the story of Shakespeare.
@zanytobbs
@zanytobbs 8 жыл бұрын
"You can stand to lose a few pounds" Gotta love being called fat in both games lol
@Mick_92
@Mick_92 8 жыл бұрын
Fatty fatty no parents!
@spicymilkshake6600
@spicymilkshake6600 7 жыл бұрын
MisterPringle You never were called fat in Portal 1
@Klaevin
@Klaevin 7 жыл бұрын
well, apparently, you are... by the fact sphere...
@ascendedcat260
@ascendedcat260 6 жыл бұрын
If the fact sphere says it, it must be true
@Carossmo
@Carossmo 6 жыл бұрын
@@Klaevin but the fact sphere was introduced in Portal 2...
@back2end858
@back2end858 6 жыл бұрын
"Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians." Imagine someone's getting surgery and they find an avacado.
@Mechagodzilla128
@Mechagodzilla128 4 жыл бұрын
"The good news is, you no longer have cancer. The bad news is, you had an entire avocado plant growing in your intestines. We have removed it for your convenience."
@tatertatertatertatertater
@tatertatertatertatertater 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mechagodzilla128 "But unfortunately, a new avocado is growing inside you and I'm deeply sorry, but it's time to say goodbye. You will transform into a massive avocado within the next 24 hours.
@jamesknowles2445
@jamesknowles2445 3 жыл бұрын
it’s just an avocado seed
@rosykindbunny1313
@rosykindbunny1313 2 жыл бұрын
@@tatertatertatertatertater That is a godly username
@sillybilly-x9g
@sillybilly-x9g 11 ай бұрын
as an australian, can confirm. Sometimes i spit up avocado pits as if they were hairballs
@tiltedtesseract8210
@tiltedtesseract8210 8 жыл бұрын
"Twelve, twelve, twelve, twelve, twelve, twelve, twelve, twelve, twelve, pens, pens, pens, pens, pens, pens, pens." -Fact Core, 2011
@tattersthebat6253
@tattersthebat6253 8 жыл бұрын
"Apple. Orange. Pear. Plum. Kumquats. Tangerine. Tomato. Avocado. Guava." - Fact Core, 2011
@mdj3638
@mdj3638 7 жыл бұрын
drew b. I read this when he said it
@gregwolking
@gregwolking 7 жыл бұрын
Bonus points for spelling "Kumquat" correctly, unlike the caption in the video.
@Jackieism
@Jackieism 7 жыл бұрын
error error factnafa error error factnafa factnafa
@Jackieism
@Jackieism 7 жыл бұрын
error error error error filenafa error error error factnafa factnafa
@matthewherndon6488
@matthewherndon6488 8 жыл бұрын
This sphere is the Internet.
@kemosonicfan123lbp
@kemosonicfan123lbp 8 жыл бұрын
+Matthew Herndon finally, somebody gets it
@BrunoGomes-oy9qd
@BrunoGomes-oy9qd 7 жыл бұрын
nah it lacks memes
@moniquita720
@moniquita720 7 жыл бұрын
Bruno Gomes It's meme: "The fact sphere is very handsome and very accurate" and "twelve twelve twelve twelve twelve twelve pen pen pen pen pen pen pen pen."
@gamingwithwingman4532
@gamingwithwingman4532 7 жыл бұрын
12 divided by 2 is 6 , 6 divided by 2 is 3 . 3 sides to a triangle (*_*)
@rahulverma8774
@rahulverma8774 5 жыл бұрын
yeah ....the sphere is like internet on drugs 😂
@RDrakewind
@RDrakewind 10 жыл бұрын
I like how they toss in actual real facts in with all the stupid nonsense to make it sound corrupt.
@notalessandro
@notalessandro 5 жыл бұрын
But I thought those all were true so far :(
@ProjectEchoshadow
@ProjectEchoshadow 3 жыл бұрын
@@notalessandro they are true, this takes place in the future of a fictional version of the world which was at one point taken over by aliens. So facts may not be accurate to our world but he’s still never wrong
@BigHailFan
@BigHailFan 3 жыл бұрын
@@ProjectEchoshadow but the space core DID go to space. so he was wrong.
@ProjectEchoshadow
@ProjectEchoshadow 3 жыл бұрын
@@BigHailFan that’s true too, he went so far as to say space does not exist
@PhoenixVigil
@PhoenixVigil 2 жыл бұрын
Honey does not spoil
@typryor2227
@typryor2227 4 жыл бұрын
Rick: “You look beautiful so I’ll handle this.” Fact core: “We will both die because of your negligence.”
@pryordevine3855
@pryordevine3855 3 жыл бұрын
Why have you stolen my name?
@WillMarkert
@WillMarkert 4 ай бұрын
So basically, Rick is an optimist and Craig(Fact Core) is a pessimist.
@eringrewal3442
@eringrewal3442 9 жыл бұрын
I was expecting the Fact Sphere to say, "Half Life 3 will never exist."
@jreaganmorganchannel
@jreaganmorganchannel 8 жыл бұрын
+Erin Grewal It would be the most accurate thing it could ever say.
@getsu0
@getsu0 8 жыл бұрын
+Jonathan Morgan Of course.
@creepercreations7622
@creepercreations7622 7 жыл бұрын
Erin Grewal or that portal 5 won't happen
@Manardo18
@Manardo18 6 жыл бұрын
Atually the fact core is incorrect about all this fact so it should be "half life 3 will be realsed"
@thelastroman7791
@thelastroman7791 6 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Morgan Too soon...
@marvingriffin3
@marvingriffin3 9 жыл бұрын
"Humans can survive under water,but not for very long" He uh......he has a point.
@gonyancatforever
@gonyancatforever 9 жыл бұрын
Yeah XD
@ferguskemp4315
@ferguskemp4315 9 жыл бұрын
Katie Perdue this comment has 69 thumbs up.
@crowfeathers
@crowfeathers 9 жыл бұрын
Fergus Kempf 82
@biohazard4865
@biohazard4865 9 жыл бұрын
Crow Feathers 103
@KennithSimmons
@KennithSimmons 9 жыл бұрын
marvin griffin Some of his facts are correct
@snuggelshuskey768
@snuggelshuskey768 9 жыл бұрын
Do you think the voice actor for the fact sphere was told "Okay so... we need you to get some facts...and then just start saying them. They don't need to be correct...just....just say them."
@singmeastory6634
@singmeastory6634 5 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/d5OplaSPqZKoeas This video will answer your question, if you are still wondering.
@neonroad12
@neonroad12 5 жыл бұрын
@@singmeastory6634 thanks for that!
@andersonzeis3841
@andersonzeis3841 4 жыл бұрын
I was seriously expecting to be rickrolled. I’m so disappointed
@haseenabadshah5381
@haseenabadshah5381 3 жыл бұрын
569 likes lmao
@ThatSpecificIndividual
@ThatSpecificIndividual 6 ай бұрын
Google actually uses this core for their Gemini AI.
@amogus_sus_YT
@amogus_sus_YT 4 ай бұрын
No, this core is smarter then gemini
@Russian-Doll-Drone
@Russian-Doll-Drone 2 ай бұрын
Fact Core is 10x smarter
@Hyperawsome
@Hyperawsome 10 жыл бұрын
"Whoever wins this battle is clearly superior, and will earn the allegiance of the fact sphere." Best one.
@CoolSs
@CoolSs 2 жыл бұрын
+1
@odd6646
@odd6646 Жыл бұрын
I love that one ♡♡♡
@TheKNexWeasel
@TheKNexWeasel 8 жыл бұрын
My favorite one: "In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate seventy-five hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning."
@michaelkelley737
@michaelkelley737 Жыл бұрын
He actually died from Pneumonia and metastatic cancer. Plus, the part where he says that he ate 75 hot dogs is also false.
@LargeCoke_Mediumfry
@LargeCoke_Mediumfry 9 ай бұрын
@@michaelkelley737you… don’t understand the joke of the fact core, do you? The whole point of the fact sphere is that he spouts nonsense and blatantly obvious facts
@UnordEntertainment
@UnordEntertainment 8 жыл бұрын
"the square root of rope is string"
@Lolpy.
@Lolpy. 8 жыл бұрын
I mean he's right in a way
@KitskullDubstep
@KitskullDubstep 8 жыл бұрын
Cuz like, string times many strings is a rope...?
@JizzyJazz
@JizzyJazz 8 жыл бұрын
Kitskull Dubstep No.
@ponyempiresunite9702
@ponyempiresunite9702 8 жыл бұрын
Kitskull Dubstep that makes sense
@paragon4770
@paragon4770 7 жыл бұрын
Honestly, that does make a lot of sense
@CodenameBolts
@CodenameBolts 4 жыл бұрын
The Fact Sphere seems to me like the only slightly corrupted core. He actually has correct facts but a lot just contain an added incorrect part. Wheatley was built to be an idiot so he isn't corrupted, he's working the way he was designed. The space core is just crazy and Rick seems to be acting normal, he just likes adventure.
@darkmoondeath00
@darkmoondeath00 2 жыл бұрын
imagine wheatley breaks and he just becomes omnipotent
@alemon2367
@alemon2367 2 жыл бұрын
But it's clearly said that the Fact Sphere is not defective and that it's facts are all true
@CodenameBolts
@CodenameBolts 2 жыл бұрын
@@alemon2367 gullible
@illshouyu
@illshouyu 2 жыл бұрын
Given the explanation that Aperture did everything possible to make GLaDOS less able, it seems highly likely that the Fact Sphere intentionally provides both accurate and inaccurate facts, firstly as a means of getting GLaDOS to trust it as a valid source, and then subsequently to get her operating based on nonsense. This is also what every news and media corporation does to you, often via other people, who have been successfully deceived into operating based on nonsense.
@Anonymous-ks1pn
@Anonymous-ks1pn 2 жыл бұрын
Ricks corruption made him sexist
@gelatinoussire7772
@gelatinoussire7772 8 жыл бұрын
"At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch" I was abducted by the Dutch. It was horrible, and scary.
@paraboo5475
@paraboo5475 7 жыл бұрын
Deathpuff12 But... But didn't you like our stroopwafels?
@dhararry7929
@dhararry7929 4 жыл бұрын
Really?
@Penguinman2.0
@Penguinman2.0 4 жыл бұрын
d hararry no!
@tatertatertatertatertater
@tatertatertatertatertater 3 жыл бұрын
Same. An awful experience.
@vonempalmeolmos
@vonempalmeolmos 3 жыл бұрын
"At some point in their lives" - That's how I ended up living here now... :O
@matthewherndon6488
@matthewherndon6488 8 жыл бұрын
"The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way." I need to shake the hand of the man who wrote these.
@thatonedude7966
@thatonedude7966 4 жыл бұрын
The voice actor got the facts so.......
@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 жыл бұрын
The past tense of "surgeons general" is "surgeonsed general"
@reng935
@reng935 4 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 жыл бұрын
@@reng935 The plane is crashing down. That's why everybody screamed
@reng935
@reng935 4 жыл бұрын
@@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 oh ok thanks I feel stupid haha
@Soulariax
@Soulariax 9 жыл бұрын
It said "twelve" nine times. 12 - 9 = 3. A triangle has 3 sides. Mario 64 confirmed.
@darthutah6649
@darthutah6649 9 жыл бұрын
Soulariax lol
@Soulariax
@Soulariax 9 жыл бұрын
Darth Utah 66 That was the joke.
@cardaroy3556
@cardaroy3556 9 жыл бұрын
+Cinnamongamer *Facepalm*
@VaderClone501
@VaderClone501 8 жыл бұрын
its ilimaunati comfirmed
@nightfuryyassamaru1683
@nightfuryyassamaru1683 8 жыл бұрын
+Cinnamongamer Half Life 3 confirmed. Fucking Black Mesa
@Penguin-of-all-penguins
@Penguin-of-all-penguins 5 жыл бұрын
Love him or hate him This man spitten straight facts
@Garlic_Bread69
@Garlic_Bread69 Жыл бұрын
I mean he said the space core will not go to space yet it did
@Penguin-of-all-penguins
@Penguin-of-all-penguins Жыл бұрын
@@Garlic_Bread69 “The Fact Sphere is always right.” -The Fact Sphere
@stxlxnmusic
@stxlxnmusic Жыл бұрын
"Space doesn't exist" yet he still spits facts💀💀💀
@agent5tm902
@agent5tm902 10 ай бұрын
Fact: The Fact core is not a man, it's a robot. Your unorthodox way of writing is making you look less human and more of a resemblance of a donkey with brain damage. Organic thoughts and jokes are inferior to artificial jokes
@gwest3644
@gwest3644 4 ай бұрын
@@Garlic_Bread69 Who are you going to believe, some video game or the handsome Fact Sphere who is always right
@darkmoonwolf985
@darkmoonwolf985 9 жыл бұрын
Help I died at "Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians."
@dhararry7929
@dhararry7929 4 жыл бұрын
Can you please show me your resurrection machine?
@Mechagodzilla128
@Mechagodzilla128 4 жыл бұрын
@@dhararry7929 you don't need a resurrection machine. Just some green mushrooms.
@lockscorparationunrapped4309
@lockscorparationunrapped4309 2 жыл бұрын
i broke down laughing on that one but really like wait what
@bubbleman2002
@bubbleman2002 8 жыл бұрын
The atomic weight of germanium is actually 72.64. Good job, fact core.
@InitiateDee
@InitiateDee 8 жыл бұрын
Fact core ruined his name.
@roycampbell6737
@roycampbell6737 8 жыл бұрын
Boris he's corrupt so some facts are wrong
@donofbran
@donofbran 8 жыл бұрын
Boris that's what he said
@randomwannab
@randomwannab 8 жыл бұрын
For you guys who don't understand, the Fact core tells facts that aren't really correct, because he's corrupt. The fact that he got this one right is grounds to congratulate him because he doesn't get much right.
@bass-dc9175
@bass-dc9175 8 жыл бұрын
Things the Fact Sphere got right: The billionth digit of Pi is 9. Humans can survive underwater. But not for very long. A nanosecond lasts one billionth of a second. Honey does not spoil. The atomic weight of Germanium is seven two point six four. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. Rats cannot throw up. Iguanas can stay underwater for twenty-eight point seven minutes. The moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days. A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds. According to Norse legend, thunder god Thor's chariot was pulled across the sky by two goats. Tungsten has the highest melting point of any metal, at 3,410 degrees Celsius. Gently cleaning the tongue twice a day is the most effective way to fight bad breath. The Tariff Act of 1789, established to protect domestic manufacture, was the second statute ever enacted by the United States government. The value of Pi is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space. The Mexican-American War ended in 1848 with the signing of the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo. In 1879, Sandford Fleming first proposed the adoption of worldwide standardized time zones at the Royal Canadian Institute. Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity. At the end of The Seagull by Anton Chekhov, Konstantin kills himself. Hot water freezes quicker than cold water. The situation you are in is very dangerous. Polymerase I polypeptide A is a human gene.
@supermutantninjasandvich9626
@supermutantninjasandvich9626 9 жыл бұрын
The fact sphere still taught me more than my 7 years of education.
@moneywalrus2069
@moneywalrus2069 9 жыл бұрын
+Super Mutant Ninja Sandvich Don't take all of it literally though, as the fact sphere is corrupted and cannot be trusted
@supermutantninjasandvich9626
@supermutantninjasandvich9626 9 жыл бұрын
Yea, I checked the wiki and it says some wrong facts.
@jimstone3014
@jimstone3014 8 жыл бұрын
+Super Mutant Ninja Sandvich The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate and very interesting. The Fact Sphere is always right.
@crazymario6596
@crazymario6596 8 жыл бұрын
+Jim Pigmon --- Actually, the Fact Sphere is defective because at 0:48-1:15 he starts repeating/saying random words, etc.
@shiroganekei1620
@shiroganekei1620 8 жыл бұрын
+crazymario65 Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians.
@numberonesnarkfan
@numberonesnarkfan 4 жыл бұрын
as an Australian, I feel threatened by his avocado fact.
@orbcat1790
@orbcat1790 4 жыл бұрын
Could I have your *avocados*
@kanunize
@kanunize 4 жыл бұрын
Give us your fabled avocados.
@DalekCraft
@DalekCraft 4 жыл бұрын
bröther may I have some avocado
@kiramortwilson7411
@kiramortwilson7411 4 жыл бұрын
It gets even worse when you know that “avocado” was the Aztec word for testicles, or something like that 🤣 (apparently they grow in pairs!)
@PixelSV103
@PixelSV103 3 жыл бұрын
@@kiramortwilson7411 that's very cursed. If I were an Australian, I would feel even more threatened now.
@BOLPutube
@BOLPutube 11 жыл бұрын
Everything I learned in school is a lie!
@agentcole1
@agentcole1 10 жыл бұрын
Just like that *DAMN CAKE!!!*
@Arko777777
@Arko777777 10 жыл бұрын
***** There is a cake in the end of Portal 1 in the storage room.
@agentcole1
@agentcole1 10 жыл бұрын
Arko777777 Yeah, I remember, it was just a joke
@kiyomikato1540
@kiyomikato1540 10 жыл бұрын
Actually the cake WAS A LIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
@thecommenter6773
@thecommenter6773 10 жыл бұрын
Norma Astacio it always is, even in mario, cake=bowser attacked the castle
@JamesEpicson
@JamesEpicson 9 жыл бұрын
"The space sphere will never go to space." "You will never go into space." "Fact: Space does not exist." "Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't." Some one doesn't like the space core.
@tatertatertatertatertater
@tatertatertatertatertater 3 жыл бұрын
And all of these facts were completely wrong...maybe facts sphere is jealous?
@howardvonstauffer
@howardvonstauffer 3 жыл бұрын
Well, he does not like Rick "The Adventure Sphere" either, calling him a blowhard, and a coward.
@flamerodbarrel1311
@flamerodbarrel1311 2 жыл бұрын
Well he clearly was wrong about Space Core cause he did in fact got into space.
@DuckInGameStop
@DuckInGameStop 2 жыл бұрын
But then another fact was about the sun, implying that he does believe in space, because that's where the sun is
@JedgarTheGamer
@JedgarTheGamer 10 жыл бұрын
The fact Sphere's counting tip really helped.
@alephnull127
@alephnull127 6 жыл бұрын
what comes before 60
@Awelbeckk
@Awelbeckk 6 жыл бұрын
Your Mom ... a lot ...
@wyattmeshell1905
@wyattmeshell1905 2 жыл бұрын
12
@Proxyhedron
@Proxyhedron 9 ай бұрын
It's unbelievable that valve predicted in 2011 the existence of chatGPT
@Kemonokami
@Kemonokami 9 жыл бұрын
"Iguanas can stay underwater for 28.7 minutes." SOMEBODY _MEASURED_ THAT?!
@TheDoggyGIR
@TheDoggyGIR 9 жыл бұрын
+Kemonokami Some scientists have a lot of time on their hands :/
@TheHeadHunter1000
@TheHeadHunter1000 9 жыл бұрын
I listened to the radio last night. Someone took bee stings in 25 different areas on their body to find the pain threshold of each area. And report as such. The most painful area reported was the nostril. The second was the shaft of the penis. I lost attention to the rest of the list because my mind was caught in a loop about how they orchestrated the trial. On the same station Ethologists have also discovered that mammals, regardless of size or species, take about the same time to urinate regardless of the 50 Gallons of urine an elephant has. All the way down to a mouse. Give or take 7 seconds. And compensation for an elder age. It was a strange car ride last night.
@TheHeadHunter1000
@TheHeadHunter1000 9 жыл бұрын
The Vicious Drift And they are getting payed for it too.... >.> Researching pointless knowledge.
@vervixx9272
@vervixx9272 9 жыл бұрын
+TheHeadHunter1000 what do you mean pointless .. every one needs to know where do they prefer to be stung by a bee.. this way when a bee wants to sting you.. you can ask it nicely to sting on a specific location...
@TheHeadHunter1000
@TheHeadHunter1000 9 жыл бұрын
Haruka So that is your fetish. Kinky
@blara2401
@blara2401 10 жыл бұрын
Well this is the greatest parody of Wikipedia ever.
@blara2401
@blara2401 10 жыл бұрын
Brooke Koerner C'mon, it has to be intentional!
@shin-5325
@shin-5325 10 жыл бұрын
You are everywhere.
@blara2401
@blara2401 10 жыл бұрын
***** And I'm proud of it.
@shin-5325
@shin-5325 10 жыл бұрын
blara2401 no you *need* to *stop* *[ANGER INTENSIFIES]*
@blara2401
@blara2401 10 жыл бұрын
***** Why that?
@Rixoli
@Rixoli 10 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who wants to meet the group or individuals who got piss drunk and started coming up with these "facts"?
@Rixoli
@Rixoli 9 жыл бұрын
J. Hanna true, but that still leaves the fact that a bunch of people got toasted and went "Okay, we want to make a character thats going to blurt out random useless information, what ratio of genuine facts to bullshit should we use?"
@Videosaurus_Wrex
@Videosaurus_Wrex 9 жыл бұрын
J. Hanna which i think it is supposed to be alluding how often everybody usually accepts facts without questioning them, it has no processes for actually thinking or testing it's ideas and just assumes itself correct because it was told so.
@ozitopolar
@ozitopolar 7 жыл бұрын
Rixoli I think that he got all of his original data accurate but then the data got corrupted and then... this happened.
@RebelliousRobot
@RebelliousRobot 5 жыл бұрын
Ironically, some of these are indeed real facts.
@CliveHandforthTheCalendarMan
@CliveHandforthTheCalendarMan 3 жыл бұрын
5:37 This fact has convinced me the Fact Core’s name would be Craig.
@ItemlabelOtto
@ItemlabelOtto 6 ай бұрын
The Fact Sphere feels more like a Garry or a Ted than a Craig to me
@jjrandom1125
@jjrandom1125 7 жыл бұрын
"89% of magic tricks are not magic... technically, they are sorcery" XD
@arenceagcaoili9368
@arenceagcaoili9368 5 жыл бұрын
An ostriches eye is bigger than it's Brain
@farel7752
@farel7752 4 жыл бұрын
he say about a real fact
@redacted7319
@redacted7319 4 жыл бұрын
You could stand to lose a few pounds
@griffingower1883
@griffingower1883 3 жыл бұрын
Sorcery is the same thing as magic
@DrStrangefate
@DrStrangefate 11 жыл бұрын
"At some point in their lives, 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch." LMAO I'm dying
@briansmith4125
@briansmith4125 11 жыл бұрын
Oh dear... I guess we should fear the Dutch.
@mostawesomeflyer6164
@mostawesomeflyer6164 11 жыл бұрын
I am ducth:(
@DrStrangefate
@DrStrangefate 11 жыл бұрын
So...it's true right? :)
@bluelikethemoon1331
@bluelikethemoon1331 11 жыл бұрын
Most Awesome Flyer where the fuck is ducth?!
@stevegek
@stevegek 11 жыл бұрын
Leafeon Green In the Netherlends. Fear us.
@TheCoolProfessor
@TheCoolProfessor 10 жыл бұрын
4:26 "Whales are twice as intelligent and three times as delicious as humans."
@ExtremelyGullibleMeme
@ExtremelyGullibleMeme 5 жыл бұрын
TheCoolProfessor wait how does he know what a human tastes like? O got you aren’t telling me... I’m late
@alternative7586
@alternative7586 5 жыл бұрын
EXCUSE ME
@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 5 жыл бұрын
Humans taste like pork
@ExtremelyGullibleMeme
@ExtremelyGullibleMeme 5 жыл бұрын
rezandra rizky hol up
@rydenten6842
@rydenten6842 4 жыл бұрын
YOU ATE A HUMAN!!! well thank you I need a less humans to watch after and be responsible for them dying
@voltariantechnologyinc.8594
@voltariantechnologyinc.8594 4 жыл бұрын
"The square root of rope is string." I... am at a loss for words.
@ManateeMentality
@ManateeMentality 7 жыл бұрын
I always lose it at 1:13 "Warning: sphere corruption at 20 r-r-r-r-rats cannot throw up."
@m.pensive
@m.pensive 2 жыл бұрын
At first I heard "PLANTS cannot throw up" xD
@RepeTorpUse
@RepeTorpUse Жыл бұрын
@@m.pensiveso did KZbin subtitles
@myshitpostaccountakaleon5820
@myshitpostaccountakaleon5820 8 жыл бұрын
"Cell phones wont give you cancer, Only hepatitis" Wtf xD
@tot5177
@tot5177 7 жыл бұрын
XD
@stephenmilroy7041
@stephenmilroy7041 10 жыл бұрын
'This statement is false'. Answer me THAT ONE fact sphere!
@strangest_cacti
@strangest_cacti 10 жыл бұрын
New mission: 'Decline this mission'! WHAT NOW?
@wolfqueen6
@wolfqueen6 10 жыл бұрын
'Does a set of all sets contain itself?' MHMM
@strangest_cacti
@strangest_cacti 10 жыл бұрын
wolfqueen6 Oh. I don't know how to answer this. But I know, that I don't know anything.
@wolfqueen6
@wolfqueen6 10 жыл бұрын
NikiKR If a man who lies, says he is lying, is he telling the truth?
@messyzephyr
@messyzephyr 10 жыл бұрын
wolfqueen6 Of course it does. Why not?
@larrykoopa64dshacker64
@larrykoopa64dshacker64 5 жыл бұрын
5:17 or 5:18 this one is priceless (as they all are, but that one is my favorite line) "Before the Wright brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium"
@martijnvanweele6204
@martijnvanweele6204 8 жыл бұрын
It has been scientifically proven that men with moustaches have more hair on their upper lips than men without moustaches. Wether or not this also applies to women, is yet to be tested.
@PixelGeeksOfficial
@PixelGeeksOfficial 10 жыл бұрын
"Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo does not have one hundred words for snow. They do, however, have two hundred and thiry-four words for fudge." *sigh*
@rslashrats
@rslashrats 9 жыл бұрын
***** to show which part they were sighing at um
@rslashrats
@rslashrats 9 жыл бұрын
because if he comments *sigh* we immediately know the precise moment and line of dialog he was sighing at
@rslashrats
@rslashrats 9 жыл бұрын
but theyre not gonna know what the person was saying "sigh" at, there were a lot of other words, if you didn't notice
@ElectraHeartisdead
@ElectraHeartisdead 9 жыл бұрын
Obvious troll is obvious
@windowselectronic1016
@windowselectronic1016 9 жыл бұрын
Electra Heart You are the troll.
@theonlyjarrod3635
@theonlyjarrod3635 8 жыл бұрын
"The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty." That's got to be the best thing I have ever read and I am disappointed in myself for not thinking of that sooner.
@brackets0029
@brackets0029 4 жыл бұрын
You could tell me every single one of these was true in the TF2 universe and I'd believe you.
@matthewherndon6488
@matthewherndon6488 8 жыл бұрын
"Like most things he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleep waking, and later had no memory of the event." God, I think I busted a lung.
@omegawilliam9571
@omegawilliam9571 4 жыл бұрын
Lincoln: *Wakes up* Wh-Wha? Where am I? Slaves: Thank you for all you've done for us, President!!! Lincoln: WHAT THE FU-
@Dragonian05
@Dragonian05 3 жыл бұрын
“I did what in my sleep!? Aw crap, the South is gonna kill me!” Too soon?
@TotalMenace
@TotalMenace 11 жыл бұрын
"The adventure sphere is a blowhard and a coward," omg lol!!
@ZimVader0017
@ZimVader0017 10 жыл бұрын
And then he says that he has many friends.....
@thetruenemesis469
@thetruenemesis469 10 жыл бұрын
ZimVader0017 and the most handsome
@honeychristine2432
@honeychristine2432 6 жыл бұрын
the space sphere will never go to space you will never go to space fact space does not exist
@teeman9266
@teeman9266 9 жыл бұрын
I noticed that GlaDOS and this guy mentions Chells weight...a lot
@georgplaz
@georgplaz 3 жыл бұрын
seems like someone on the writers team had some traumas to process through their creative work :P
@RandallAgent
@RandallAgent 3 жыл бұрын
Chell is not fat
@DestructoGabe8
@DestructoGabe8 3 жыл бұрын
Yea whats up with that!? XD
@tablettablet3028
@tablettablet3028 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being locked in a room and you have to listen to this guy for 3 days non stop.
@reddeath5791
@reddeath5791 4 жыл бұрын
Would you rather that or space core? This is a genuine question btw I’m actually curious which you’d rather be stuck with for 3 days
@Fionacle
@Fionacle 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly space core personally because he’s so adorable (Sorry, I know you didn’t ask me)
@reddeath5791
@reddeath5791 4 жыл бұрын
@@xnagytibor I love how you chose door number three XD
@reddeath5791
@reddeath5791 4 жыл бұрын
@@Fionacle Nah ur good
@marshaltito7369
@marshaltito7369 2 жыл бұрын
@@8ax I'd be with it even if it's spouting absolute bullshit because it's fucking funny.
@Pen-ll4zd
@Pen-ll4zd 8 жыл бұрын
Fact: Studies have shown that the more birthdays you have, the longer you live.
@atwat6157
@atwat6157 5 жыл бұрын
Fact core: The fact sphere is not defective. Fact core: **says twelve rapidly**
@gmplidk
@gmplidk 5 жыл бұрын
"The fact sphere is a good sphere, with many friends."
@hkayakh
@hkayakh 4 жыл бұрын
1:18 “the square root of rope is string” I mean that kind of makes sense
@Nachovyx
@Nachovyx 4 жыл бұрын
"At one point in their lives, one in six children will be abducted by the Dutch" that line made me wheeze xD
@tergy
@tergy 2 жыл бұрын
Pas maar op
@Pingimaster
@Pingimaster Жыл бұрын
@@tergy ze weten niet wat er aan komt man
@regiboi7709
@regiboi7709 7 ай бұрын
"If there are 2 things I hate in life, it's people who are intolerant of other's cultures, and the Dutch."
@skuglious
@skuglious 6 ай бұрын
Now i see why parents go to court to retrieve their kids back falsely taken by child protection agents
@_lexi
@_lexi 9 жыл бұрын
PENS. PENS. PENS. PENS. PENS. PENS. PENS.
@insane_ravenger1558
@insane_ravenger1558 9 жыл бұрын
Pingas. Pingas. Pingas. Pingas. Pingas. Pingas. Pingas. Pingas.
@NotASpyReally
@NotASpyReally 9 жыл бұрын
Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants.
@liriel6259
@liriel6259 8 жыл бұрын
_I'm seeing you everywhere-_
@asuasuasu
@asuasuasu 8 жыл бұрын
+Feliks Łukasiewicz (PotionLily) Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve.
@ThatIckyGuy
@ThatIckyGuy 8 жыл бұрын
Eight!
@sarahbarnes2940
@sarahbarnes2940 9 жыл бұрын
"They are found in Australians" OOOOKAY, thanks for the info..
@badatthings5793
@badatthings5793 4 жыл бұрын
*”WHO TOLD FACT CORE A PARADOX?”*
@NegaScott105
@NegaScott105 10 жыл бұрын
IT JUST SAID A PARADOX AND DIDN'T EXPLODE
@popupssuck00
@popupssuck00 10 жыл бұрын
It wasn't paying attention to itself.
@LightningIzzy
@LightningIzzy 10 жыл бұрын
which one?
@riquelme3764
@riquelme3764 10 жыл бұрын
AsIAdjustMyMonocle Schrodinger's cat.
@grandomrye3873
@grandomrye3873 5 жыл бұрын
It didn’t explode because it saw the paradox only as a justification for killing cats.
@MikehMike01
@MikehMike01 2 жыл бұрын
@@riquelme3764 that’s not a paradox at all
@Resi1ience
@Resi1ience 8 жыл бұрын
"Humans can survive underwater, but not very for long." "89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery." Yeah.
@Zincoshine-
@Zincoshine- 10 жыл бұрын
I lost it at diamonds becoming packaging foam.
@thedimensionalpotato1534
@thedimensionalpotato1534 6 жыл бұрын
0:21 Fact core: the fact Sphere Captions: the fart scare
@quantumblauthor7300
@quantumblauthor7300 Ай бұрын
Ah, my fart cone
@ritchiefrostwood7604
@ritchiefrostwood7604 10 жыл бұрын
"1 out of 6 children will be abductad by the dutch" W8 what O.o even for a random joke...Why would i .... You know what never mind.
@Shadowhunterbg
@Shadowhunterbg 10 жыл бұрын
You will know it.. in time. ;P
@paraboo5475
@paraboo5475 7 жыл бұрын
Hurlock alpha I don't get it. And I want to get it because I am Dutch. Could you please tell me?
@Spdhntr
@Spdhntr 6 жыл бұрын
There is tons of child trafficking in the Netherlands. Probably what it is referring to.
@techmaster1769
@techmaster1769 5 жыл бұрын
i dont get it. Im Dutch.
@michaelfixedsys7463
@michaelfixedsys7463 5 жыл бұрын
If you count Dutch Children and have an extremely vague definition of “abduction” it makes sense
@CaitieLou
@CaitieLou 9 жыл бұрын
In fact, Eskimos do NOT have 100 words for snow. Their language is structured such that compound words exist, like German. So they have a word for snow, but if they want to say something like "deep snow" the adjective is added onto the word making what is basically "deepsnow." So technically yes they are different words that all refer to snow, but only because they attach adjectives to the nouns they are describing as opposed to keeping them separate.
@urmommy5
@urmommy5 9 жыл бұрын
Not all of fact core's facts are correct
@theorangeleafeon2893
@theorangeleafeon2893 9 жыл бұрын
+CaitieLou (Lilani) my gawd, there is already enough facts
@JVtube166
@JVtube166 8 жыл бұрын
+Shadow the pokemon master “Toy Chica 666” really?
@KarlDamgaardAsmussen
@KarlDamgaardAsmussen 6 жыл бұрын
Inuit language has 32 prepositions, though, compared to English's 3 (here, there, yonder.) Including oddballs like a preposition meaning "present in the immediate vincinity of both speaker and listener, but invisible" which is used for smells and sounds.
@titavaughns7698
@titavaughns7698 7 жыл бұрын
05:05 "... everyone involved screamed the entire way." 😂😂😭 I can see that happening
@okankyoto
@okankyoto 5 ай бұрын
Turns out this is more accurate to what real AI is like in 2024.
@SK-hx6tg
@SK-hx6tg 11 жыл бұрын
apparently it likes the number twelve, fruit, and pens.
@TheFallen552
@TheFallen552 10 жыл бұрын
Wikipedia in a nutshell
@TheFallen552
@TheFallen552 10 жыл бұрын
wow why are you hating on fact core he`s awesome (not as awesome as Rick though! XD)
@TheFallen552
@TheFallen552 10 жыл бұрын
but he insulted you too he said that if you actually get to space (witch is highly likely! :D) you should burst into flame (witch is not possible because fire needs oxygen and space has nothing in it! no oxygen = no fire! simple as that!)
@TheFallen552
@TheFallen552 10 жыл бұрын
yes actually, you can trust Wheatley!
@blara2401
@blara2401 10 жыл бұрын
I see we thought the exact same way. I didn't even notice your comment, sorry xD
@columba3942
@columba3942 10 жыл бұрын
Jack, i trust you not to stab our beloved space core.
@thesymbiotesaga3767
@thesymbiotesaga3767 10 жыл бұрын
My IQ went up 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
@xX4ttttXx
@xX4ttttXx 10 жыл бұрын
Actually 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
@coollary1
@coollary1 10 жыл бұрын
0
@thesymbiotesaga3767
@thesymbiotesaga3767 10 жыл бұрын
***** I think so
@hfrox1
@hfrox1 10 жыл бұрын
***** idk why
@icecrownpoint
@icecrownpoint 5 жыл бұрын
*up to
@trunkit8749
@trunkit8749 3 жыл бұрын
I like how it descends from facts to madness
@134lalaland
@134lalaland 11 жыл бұрын
the square root of rope is string
@anipaper2
@anipaper2 11 жыл бұрын
"the space sphear will never go to space"? in ya face goddammit!
@KhanggiTanka
@KhanggiTanka 10 жыл бұрын
"space does not exist" HA your turn
@milesleblanc164
@milesleblanc164 10 жыл бұрын
Lies and slander. The Space Jam has been performed.
@anipaper2
@anipaper2 10 жыл бұрын
***** welll.... hmmmm..... heee.... ! what definition of space?
@itsjust_ari
@itsjust_ari 10 жыл бұрын
anipaper2 According to Fact Sphere *glitch* space *glitch* does not exist
@watsgoinonhere1
@watsgoinonhere1 10 жыл бұрын
***** ...He's the Fact Core, not the TRUE Fact Core. 2+2=5 is a fact, just a FALSE one.
@TheRedvsbluefan117
@TheRedvsbluefan117 11 жыл бұрын
I'm really confused because sometimes this thing say actually true facts and other times it just spouts bull shit .-.
@rivbro91
@rivbro91 11 жыл бұрын
Play the goddamn game.
@TheRedvsbluefan117
@TheRedvsbluefan117 11 жыл бұрын
rivbro91 i beat the game multiple times .-.
@rivbro91
@rivbro91 11 жыл бұрын
It's a corrupt core so obviously it will say some wack shit.
@TheRedvsbluefan117
@TheRedvsbluefan117 11 жыл бұрын
rivbro91 yeah but the fact that it's a corrupt core made me expect them all to be either untrue or true. i guess "Fact sphere" doesn't limit it to whether or not the facts are true .-.
@DerpyGaming1010
@DerpyGaming1010 11 жыл бұрын
TheRedvsbluefan117 Damn straight.
@rorarthepig
@rorarthepig 2 жыл бұрын
“If you have problem with simple counting, use the mnemonic device” sounds like valve joke tbh
@Chronos36
@Chronos36 10 жыл бұрын
4:46 - best "The most poisonous fish in the world is the orange ruffy. Everything but its eyes are made of a deadly poison. The ruffy's eyes are composed of a less harmful deadly poison"
@EvilDerpSpy
@EvilDerpSpy 10 жыл бұрын
B-But... But space does exist
@zakster2222
@zakster2222 10 жыл бұрын
Nay, technically it doesn't. Outer space, the thing you maybe referring to, does exist, but space in general does not because everything takes up space.
@juniorthethird08
@juniorthethird08 10 жыл бұрын
It's all a matter of reference. "Space" exists, but space, by definition, doesn't exist.
@TheRocketdrive
@TheRocketdrive 10 жыл бұрын
Junior F what definition of space makes space a non-existent entity?
@Sportfuck
@Sportfuck 10 жыл бұрын
TheRocketdrive Space is defined originally by the objects, which simply "FORM UP". Us humans, have this opinion that objects "TAKE UP SPACE". It might, or might not be true, but SPACE in actuality does not exist. It is a word to describe state of things, not "SOMETHING". In fact, It's existence comes in question only when someone has an illusion that it indeed is a "thing". Sadly it is immediately proven wrong. fact: SPACE DOES NOT EXIST. Also ether is very close to this.
@TheRocketdrive
@TheRocketdrive 10 жыл бұрын
Achi Oragvelidze now that sounds all very philosophical and spiritual. I'll stick with the scientific definitions.
@yuli1970
@yuli1970 10 жыл бұрын
Ha Fact Sphere was wrong the Space Sphere did went to space.
@TheRocketdrive
@TheRocketdrive 10 жыл бұрын
space sphere in fact did not, space sphere merely went to orbit. Fact sphere is still correct....and superior....
@yuli1970
@yuli1970 10 жыл бұрын
TheRocketdrive The moon is far enought from the earth atmosphere.
@TheRocketdrive
@TheRocketdrive 10 жыл бұрын
Danogot516 perhaps, but he is not floating free in space. Space core is in fact now stuck in lunar orbit unless something propels him elsewhere.
@yuli1970
@yuli1970 10 жыл бұрын
But after all he is in space.
@TheRocketdrive
@TheRocketdrive 10 жыл бұрын
Danogot516 then technically so are we, even though we are in atmosphere and grounded. To truly be in space, you must be free of any substantial gravity well.
@user-kb1yo2ny8e
@user-kb1yo2ny8e 5 жыл бұрын
Teacher: Your final exam is tomorrow. Me: **watches video for recap of everything I learned**
@FirstnameLastnamee
@FirstnameLastnamee 4 жыл бұрын
Watching this video instantly gives you a Harvard PhD
@reddeath5791
@reddeath5791 4 жыл бұрын
The test: literally has anything but what you learned
@capthavic
@capthavic 10 жыл бұрын
Warning: your accuracy may vary
@RockandMetal645
@RockandMetal645 10 жыл бұрын
The Fact Sphere is love. The Fact Sphere is life.
@bjgeantil
@bjgeantil 9 жыл бұрын
fact : the voice actor for chell also voiced link from legend of Zelda, Gordon freeman from half life, the morality core from portal 1 and Claude from Gta 3.
@anonymouslucario285
@anonymouslucario285 3 жыл бұрын
Ok but that joke doesn't make sence because link can go "hyah hyup haah!" And isn't completely silent like the rest of the characters listed.
@gabe_s_videos
@gabe_s_videos 8 жыл бұрын
"The past tense of surgeons general is surgeonsd general." Always my favorite.
@matthewmac5787
@matthewmac5787 8 жыл бұрын
avocados are found IN Australian's............. um i don't think that's right
@Annadog40
@Annadog40 8 жыл бұрын
It is if they eat them.
@matthewmac5787
@matthewmac5787 8 жыл бұрын
but who would go find them in Austrailian's
@Annadog40
@Annadog40 8 жыл бұрын
matthew mac Doctors
@matthewmac5787
@matthewmac5787 8 жыл бұрын
maybe :P
@googlestealmydatapls5410
@googlestealmydatapls5410 8 жыл бұрын
Australian's what?
@jeremytung1632
@jeremytung1632 Жыл бұрын
It’s a little disturbing when you think about it enough, each sphere is basically a thumb drive that you attach to GlaDOS to fundamentally change who she is.
@snowywoods.
@snowywoods. Жыл бұрын
we need Space-GlaDOS!!!
@Toon_Lucario
@Toon_Lucario 4 жыл бұрын
Watch this at 0.75x speed and it sounds like actual talking and if you watch it at 2x speed it sounds like that little part at the end of a commercial
@LoriTheGirl
@LoriTheGirl 10 жыл бұрын
"Hot water freezes quicker than cold water." That is ACTUALLY true. What? o_o
@Dwurogowy
@Dwurogowy 7 жыл бұрын
LoriTheGirl It is
@somesadnormie5881
@somesadnormie5881 5 жыл бұрын
He littearly said that when I read this comment.
@MikehMike01
@MikehMike01 2 жыл бұрын
It’s not true
@_Pike
@_Pike 2 жыл бұрын
No it isn’t
@matthew-emerson-cadmer-7409
@matthew-emerson-cadmer-7409 Ай бұрын
Yes it is. It is an extremely common misconception but it is because of the Mpemba effect. If Aristotle said it was common knowledge, then he is wrong.
@bunnydudeds
@bunnydudeds 7 жыл бұрын
I want him to be the voice of siri.
@bright0nsounds
@bright0nsounds 9 жыл бұрын
0:48 The fact sphere said "Twelve" 9 times. What's the difference between 12 and 9? 3. HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
@user-gt6pi4pv2k
@user-gt6pi4pv2k 9 жыл бұрын
k
@biddyboo8
@biddyboo8 9 жыл бұрын
PORTAL 3 CONFIRMED EMBRACE IT
@alexathekitsune7467
@alexathekitsune7467 4 жыл бұрын
Half Life : Alyx is HL3
@thealienfrommars8551
@thealienfrommars8551 4 жыл бұрын
@@alexathekitsune7467 wrOnG
@harrisonmoore3841
@harrisonmoore3841 Жыл бұрын
"The first person to prove that cow's milk was drinkable was very, very thirsty." 🗿
@RetiredAccount3737
@RetiredAccount3737 Жыл бұрын
I love how half of these start out true, than get completely random
@Quonzer
@Quonzer 4 жыл бұрын
"At some point in their lives one in six children will be abducted by the Dutch." I'm dying.
@GreyMercury
@GreyMercury 7 жыл бұрын
2:27 'Avocados have the highest fibre and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians.' Fuckin' oath.
@i-am-the-peas
@i-am-the-peas 10 ай бұрын
If it was uncorrupted it would be a good teacher
@TheWillikids
@TheWillikids 9 жыл бұрын
This is way too much information...
@shanglee2819
@shanglee2819 9 жыл бұрын
Agree lol
@nathanielshawtheoverclocke7045
@nathanielshawtheoverclocke7045 8 жыл бұрын
+Invader Metaandre Hence they used it in the game.
@valoch3187
@valoch3187 5 жыл бұрын
Play at 0.25x then.
@micha5200
@micha5200 3 жыл бұрын
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