+Phil H 50 percents of his facts are false, thats why he is broken
@Cooliostuff8 жыл бұрын
+Phil H true
@jennifersharp97138 жыл бұрын
He also said space doesn't exist.
@loganhendon6888 жыл бұрын
+Jennifer Sharp space doesn't, it's one point that your in. If space is precived to exist then space core is in space on earth. therefore the existence of the consept of space is meaningless.
@PiguyGaming7 жыл бұрын
Dude. I approve this theory. YOU NEED SOME SORT OF A REWARD FOR THIS!!!
@christianjb20025 жыл бұрын
"Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats."
@ВладимирКоролёв-х1м4 жыл бұрын
Damn that's dark.
@sutterismine4 жыл бұрын
GLaDOS enjoys this comment.
@chadderbug75874 жыл бұрын
2:09
@liamdalemon15254 жыл бұрын
well he's not wrong
@Red_Lanterns_Rage4 жыл бұрын
Alyx: hey Doc, what cat?? [teleporter cycles] 😈
@MegaFafnir8 жыл бұрын
"The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was VERY, VERY thirsty." XD
@m.jailam88618 жыл бұрын
i always joked about how whoever discovered cow's milk must have been a really sick person xD
@corruptedcore98547 жыл бұрын
Same goes for eggs.
@blurrrrrr447 жыл бұрын
i always thought they tried cows milk as a substitute for other milk when they had orphaned child.
@fulcrum29516 жыл бұрын
Not wrong
@aliensguy42916 жыл бұрын
I agree the person to discover cows milk was actually really good must have either been desperately thirsty or a perverted cow molester
@_ArsNova4 жыл бұрын
"To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror." *Oh yeah, it's big brain time*
@PL-xy9cn3 жыл бұрын
1:23
@TheDragonCat998 жыл бұрын
"Humans can survive underwater, but not for very long." Well, he's not wrong....
@jesterJunkiee8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I died when I tested that :\
@InitiateDee8 жыл бұрын
Well taht's unlucky unfortunate.
@_tedtheenderman_61777 жыл бұрын
"Space Does Not Exist." "Space Sphere Will Never Go Into Space." "You Will Never Go Into Space." LIAR! XD
@moniquita7207 жыл бұрын
Emma Davis Technically space is just a place with very low density that does, in have, have little particles of matter. So, saying space in the sense of an empty vastness is indeed wrong, and thus space doesn't really exist. I am being very technical to troll you.
@dillon59757 жыл бұрын
MÓNICA ANDRADE spacr E
@failserum9 жыл бұрын
*"The Fact Shpere is NOT defective. It's facts are wholly accurate, and VERY interesting."* *"Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve."* Oh yes. So very interesting.
@teraspeXt4 жыл бұрын
that's 9 12 not 12 12
@failserum4 жыл бұрын
@@teraspeXt dude i don't even remember writing this comment. i spelled sphere wrong
Warning: Sphere Corruption at 20--R-r-r-r-rats cannot throw up.
@Skullboy2649 жыл бұрын
"The square root of rope is string." - Why is that so funny? xD
@shiroganekei16208 жыл бұрын
Because if you think about it, it's true.
@ianvillie32628 жыл бұрын
+Shirogane Kei holy shit.
@jareththegoblinking31918 жыл бұрын
+Skullboy oh I get, strings are really thin and small but if multiply that by itself then its bigger, therefore its a rope
@silverdandylmao7 жыл бұрын
I haven't heard anything more absurdly correct
@michaelfixedsys74635 жыл бұрын
String^2=rope
@Rheologist5 жыл бұрын
The comedic genius of valves employees is incredibly under appreciated
@devinsanderson94832 жыл бұрын
" in 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate 75 hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning"
@ratvibe Жыл бұрын
it's pretty appreciated
@PeeperSnail8 жыл бұрын
I won against Wheatley, where is my promised allegiance with the totally-accurate and handsome Fact Sphere?
@simpluigi46998 жыл бұрын
Alma Martinez the fact sphere is in "space"
@izzyladd98 жыл бұрын
Which doesn't exist, so where is he? We'll never know *jumps out of window*
@KitskullDubstep8 жыл бұрын
"S P A C E"
@classclown10247 жыл бұрын
The fact core never went to space, only Wheatley and the space core did. The others stayed on earth.
@darkpandalord38446 жыл бұрын
+The Sourest, well we saw space in the game, so it does exist, but the handsome fact sphere said it didn't exist...*all physics and known logic breaks*.
@KillerBluebirdGaming8 жыл бұрын
My favorite "The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914, everyone involved screamed the entire way."
@zeldagamer74778 жыл бұрын
+KillerBluebird Its actually true
@stensoft8 жыл бұрын
It was in 1914 but without the screaming.
@zeldagamer74778 жыл бұрын
+Jan Sten Adámek no I'm pretty sure they screamed most of the way
@Mick_928 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine that.
@stevenneiman97897 жыл бұрын
I think my favorite is probably the Fact Core's counting mnemonic. Or maybe the story of Shakespeare.
@zanytobbs8 жыл бұрын
"You can stand to lose a few pounds" Gotta love being called fat in both games lol
@Mick_928 жыл бұрын
Fatty fatty no parents!
@spicymilkshake66007 жыл бұрын
MisterPringle You never were called fat in Portal 1
@Klaevin7 жыл бұрын
well, apparently, you are... by the fact sphere...
@ascendedcat2606 жыл бұрын
If the fact sphere says it, it must be true
@Carossmo6 жыл бұрын
@@Klaevin but the fact sphere was introduced in Portal 2...
@back2end8586 жыл бұрын
"Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians." Imagine someone's getting surgery and they find an avacado.
@Mechagodzilla1284 жыл бұрын
"The good news is, you no longer have cancer. The bad news is, you had an entire avocado plant growing in your intestines. We have removed it for your convenience."
@tatertatertatertatertater3 жыл бұрын
@@Mechagodzilla128 "But unfortunately, a new avocado is growing inside you and I'm deeply sorry, but it's time to say goodbye. You will transform into a massive avocado within the next 24 hours.
@jamesknowles24453 жыл бұрын
it’s just an avocado seed
@rosykindbunny13132 жыл бұрын
@@tatertatertatertatertater That is a godly username
@sillybilly-x9g11 ай бұрын
as an australian, can confirm. Sometimes i spit up avocado pits as if they were hairballs
Bruno Gomes It's meme: "The fact sphere is very handsome and very accurate" and "twelve twelve twelve twelve twelve twelve pen pen pen pen pen pen pen pen."
@gamingwithwingman45327 жыл бұрын
12 divided by 2 is 6 , 6 divided by 2 is 3 . 3 sides to a triangle (*_*)
@rahulverma87745 жыл бұрын
yeah ....the sphere is like internet on drugs 😂
@RDrakewind10 жыл бұрын
I like how they toss in actual real facts in with all the stupid nonsense to make it sound corrupt.
@notalessandro5 жыл бұрын
But I thought those all were true so far :(
@ProjectEchoshadow3 жыл бұрын
@@notalessandro they are true, this takes place in the future of a fictional version of the world which was at one point taken over by aliens. So facts may not be accurate to our world but he’s still never wrong
@BigHailFan3 жыл бұрын
@@ProjectEchoshadow but the space core DID go to space. so he was wrong.
@ProjectEchoshadow3 жыл бұрын
@@BigHailFan that’s true too, he went so far as to say space does not exist
@PhoenixVigil2 жыл бұрын
Honey does not spoil
@typryor22274 жыл бұрын
Rick: “You look beautiful so I’ll handle this.” Fact core: “We will both die because of your negligence.”
@pryordevine38553 жыл бұрын
Why have you stolen my name?
@WillMarkert4 ай бұрын
So basically, Rick is an optimist and Craig(Fact Core) is a pessimist.
@eringrewal34429 жыл бұрын
I was expecting the Fact Sphere to say, "Half Life 3 will never exist."
@jreaganmorganchannel8 жыл бұрын
+Erin Grewal It would be the most accurate thing it could ever say.
@getsu08 жыл бұрын
+Jonathan Morgan Of course.
@creepercreations76227 жыл бұрын
Erin Grewal or that portal 5 won't happen
@Manardo186 жыл бұрын
Atually the fact core is incorrect about all this fact so it should be "half life 3 will be realsed"
@thelastroman77916 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Morgan Too soon...
@marvingriffin39 жыл бұрын
"Humans can survive under water,but not for very long" He uh......he has a point.
@gonyancatforever9 жыл бұрын
Yeah XD
@ferguskemp43159 жыл бұрын
Katie Perdue this comment has 69 thumbs up.
@crowfeathers9 жыл бұрын
Fergus Kempf 82
@biohazard48659 жыл бұрын
Crow Feathers 103
@KennithSimmons9 жыл бұрын
marvin griffin Some of his facts are correct
@snuggelshuskey7689 жыл бұрын
Do you think the voice actor for the fact sphere was told "Okay so... we need you to get some facts...and then just start saying them. They don't need to be correct...just....just say them."
@singmeastory66345 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/d5OplaSPqZKoeas This video will answer your question, if you are still wondering.
@neonroad125 жыл бұрын
@@singmeastory6634 thanks for that!
@andersonzeis38414 жыл бұрын
I was seriously expecting to be rickrolled. I’m so disappointed
@haseenabadshah53813 жыл бұрын
569 likes lmao
@ThatSpecificIndividual6 ай бұрын
Google actually uses this core for their Gemini AI.
@amogus_sus_YT4 ай бұрын
No, this core is smarter then gemini
@Russian-Doll-Drone2 ай бұрын
Fact Core is 10x smarter
@Hyperawsome10 жыл бұрын
"Whoever wins this battle is clearly superior, and will earn the allegiance of the fact sphere." Best one.
@CoolSs2 жыл бұрын
+1
@odd6646 Жыл бұрын
I love that one ♡♡♡
@TheKNexWeasel8 жыл бұрын
My favorite one: "In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate seventy-five hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning."
@michaelkelley737 Жыл бұрын
He actually died from Pneumonia and metastatic cancer. Plus, the part where he says that he ate 75 hot dogs is also false.
@LargeCoke_Mediumfry9 ай бұрын
@@michaelkelley737you… don’t understand the joke of the fact core, do you? The whole point of the fact sphere is that he spouts nonsense and blatantly obvious facts
@UnordEntertainment8 жыл бұрын
"the square root of rope is string"
@Lolpy.8 жыл бұрын
I mean he's right in a way
@KitskullDubstep8 жыл бұрын
Cuz like, string times many strings is a rope...?
@JizzyJazz8 жыл бұрын
Kitskull Dubstep No.
@ponyempiresunite97028 жыл бұрын
Kitskull Dubstep that makes sense
@paragon47707 жыл бұрын
Honestly, that does make a lot of sense
@CodenameBolts4 жыл бұрын
The Fact Sphere seems to me like the only slightly corrupted core. He actually has correct facts but a lot just contain an added incorrect part. Wheatley was built to be an idiot so he isn't corrupted, he's working the way he was designed. The space core is just crazy and Rick seems to be acting normal, he just likes adventure.
@darkmoondeath002 жыл бұрын
imagine wheatley breaks and he just becomes omnipotent
@alemon23672 жыл бұрын
But it's clearly said that the Fact Sphere is not defective and that it's facts are all true
@CodenameBolts2 жыл бұрын
@@alemon2367 gullible
@illshouyu2 жыл бұрын
Given the explanation that Aperture did everything possible to make GLaDOS less able, it seems highly likely that the Fact Sphere intentionally provides both accurate and inaccurate facts, firstly as a means of getting GLaDOS to trust it as a valid source, and then subsequently to get her operating based on nonsense. This is also what every news and media corporation does to you, often via other people, who have been successfully deceived into operating based on nonsense.
@Anonymous-ks1pn2 жыл бұрын
Ricks corruption made him sexist
@gelatinoussire77728 жыл бұрын
"At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch" I was abducted by the Dutch. It was horrible, and scary.
@paraboo54757 жыл бұрын
Deathpuff12 But... But didn't you like our stroopwafels?
@dhararry79294 жыл бұрын
Really?
@Penguinman2.04 жыл бұрын
d hararry no!
@tatertatertatertatertater3 жыл бұрын
Same. An awful experience.
@vonempalmeolmos3 жыл бұрын
"At some point in their lives" - That's how I ended up living here now... :O
@matthewherndon64888 жыл бұрын
"The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way." I need to shake the hand of the man who wrote these.
@thatonedude79664 жыл бұрын
The voice actor got the facts so.......
@rezandrarizkyirianto-19334 жыл бұрын
The past tense of "surgeons general" is "surgeonsed general"
@reng9354 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@rezandrarizkyirianto-19334 жыл бұрын
@@reng935 The plane is crashing down. That's why everybody screamed
@reng9354 жыл бұрын
@@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 oh ok thanks I feel stupid haha
@Soulariax9 жыл бұрын
It said "twelve" nine times. 12 - 9 = 3. A triangle has 3 sides. Mario 64 confirmed.
@darthutah66499 жыл бұрын
Soulariax lol
@Soulariax9 жыл бұрын
Darth Utah 66 That was the joke.
@cardaroy35569 жыл бұрын
+Cinnamongamer *Facepalm*
@VaderClone5018 жыл бұрын
its ilimaunati comfirmed
@nightfuryyassamaru16838 жыл бұрын
+Cinnamongamer Half Life 3 confirmed. Fucking Black Mesa
@Penguin-of-all-penguins5 жыл бұрын
Love him or hate him This man spitten straight facts
@Garlic_Bread69 Жыл бұрын
I mean he said the space core will not go to space yet it did
@Penguin-of-all-penguins Жыл бұрын
@@Garlic_Bread69 “The Fact Sphere is always right.” -The Fact Sphere
@stxlxnmusic Жыл бұрын
"Space doesn't exist" yet he still spits facts💀💀💀
@agent5tm90210 ай бұрын
Fact: The Fact core is not a man, it's a robot. Your unorthodox way of writing is making you look less human and more of a resemblance of a donkey with brain damage. Organic thoughts and jokes are inferior to artificial jokes
@gwest36444 ай бұрын
@@Garlic_Bread69 Who are you going to believe, some video game or the handsome Fact Sphere who is always right
@darkmoonwolf9859 жыл бұрын
Help I died at "Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians."
@dhararry79294 жыл бұрын
Can you please show me your resurrection machine?
@Mechagodzilla1284 жыл бұрын
@@dhararry7929 you don't need a resurrection machine. Just some green mushrooms.
@lockscorparationunrapped43092 жыл бұрын
i broke down laughing on that one but really like wait what
@bubbleman20028 жыл бұрын
The atomic weight of germanium is actually 72.64. Good job, fact core.
@InitiateDee8 жыл бұрын
Fact core ruined his name.
@roycampbell67378 жыл бұрын
Boris he's corrupt so some facts are wrong
@donofbran8 жыл бұрын
Boris that's what he said
@randomwannab8 жыл бұрын
For you guys who don't understand, the Fact core tells facts that aren't really correct, because he's corrupt. The fact that he got this one right is grounds to congratulate him because he doesn't get much right.
@bass-dc91758 жыл бұрын
Things the Fact Sphere got right: The billionth digit of Pi is 9. Humans can survive underwater. But not for very long. A nanosecond lasts one billionth of a second. Honey does not spoil. The atomic weight of Germanium is seven two point six four. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. Rats cannot throw up. Iguanas can stay underwater for twenty-eight point seven minutes. The moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days. A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds. According to Norse legend, thunder god Thor's chariot was pulled across the sky by two goats. Tungsten has the highest melting point of any metal, at 3,410 degrees Celsius. Gently cleaning the tongue twice a day is the most effective way to fight bad breath. The Tariff Act of 1789, established to protect domestic manufacture, was the second statute ever enacted by the United States government. The value of Pi is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space. The Mexican-American War ended in 1848 with the signing of the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo. In 1879, Sandford Fleming first proposed the adoption of worldwide standardized time zones at the Royal Canadian Institute. Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity. At the end of The Seagull by Anton Chekhov, Konstantin kills himself. Hot water freezes quicker than cold water. The situation you are in is very dangerous. Polymerase I polypeptide A is a human gene.
@supermutantninjasandvich96269 жыл бұрын
The fact sphere still taught me more than my 7 years of education.
@moneywalrus20699 жыл бұрын
+Super Mutant Ninja Sandvich Don't take all of it literally though, as the fact sphere is corrupted and cannot be trusted
@supermutantninjasandvich96269 жыл бұрын
Yea, I checked the wiki and it says some wrong facts.
@jimstone30148 жыл бұрын
+Super Mutant Ninja Sandvich The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate and very interesting. The Fact Sphere is always right.
@crazymario65968 жыл бұрын
+Jim Pigmon --- Actually, the Fact Sphere is defective because at 0:48-1:15 he starts repeating/saying random words, etc.
@shiroganekei16208 жыл бұрын
+crazymario65 Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians.
@numberonesnarkfan4 жыл бұрын
as an Australian, I feel threatened by his avocado fact.
@orbcat17904 жыл бұрын
Could I have your *avocados*
@kanunize4 жыл бұрын
Give us your fabled avocados.
@DalekCraft4 жыл бұрын
bröther may I have some avocado
@kiramortwilson74114 жыл бұрын
It gets even worse when you know that “avocado” was the Aztec word for testicles, or something like that 🤣 (apparently they grow in pairs!)
@PixelSV1033 жыл бұрын
@@kiramortwilson7411 that's very cursed. If I were an Australian, I would feel even more threatened now.
@BOLPutube11 жыл бұрын
Everything I learned in school is a lie!
@agentcole110 жыл бұрын
Just like that *DAMN CAKE!!!*
@Arko77777710 жыл бұрын
***** There is a cake in the end of Portal 1 in the storage room.
@agentcole110 жыл бұрын
Arko777777 Yeah, I remember, it was just a joke
@kiyomikato154010 жыл бұрын
Actually the cake WAS A LIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
@thecommenter677310 жыл бұрын
Norma Astacio it always is, even in mario, cake=bowser attacked the castle
@JamesEpicson9 жыл бұрын
"The space sphere will never go to space." "You will never go into space." "Fact: Space does not exist." "Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't." Some one doesn't like the space core.
@tatertatertatertatertater3 жыл бұрын
And all of these facts were completely wrong...maybe facts sphere is jealous?
@howardvonstauffer3 жыл бұрын
Well, he does not like Rick "The Adventure Sphere" either, calling him a blowhard, and a coward.
@flamerodbarrel13112 жыл бұрын
Well he clearly was wrong about Space Core cause he did in fact got into space.
@DuckInGameStop2 жыл бұрын
But then another fact was about the sun, implying that he does believe in space, because that's where the sun is
@JedgarTheGamer10 жыл бұрын
The fact Sphere's counting tip really helped.
@alephnull1276 жыл бұрын
what comes before 60
@Awelbeckk6 жыл бұрын
Your Mom ... a lot ...
@wyattmeshell19052 жыл бұрын
12
@Proxyhedron9 ай бұрын
It's unbelievable that valve predicted in 2011 the existence of chatGPT
@Kemonokami9 жыл бұрын
"Iguanas can stay underwater for 28.7 minutes." SOMEBODY _MEASURED_ THAT?!
@TheDoggyGIR9 жыл бұрын
+Kemonokami Some scientists have a lot of time on their hands :/
@TheHeadHunter10009 жыл бұрын
I listened to the radio last night. Someone took bee stings in 25 different areas on their body to find the pain threshold of each area. And report as such. The most painful area reported was the nostril. The second was the shaft of the penis. I lost attention to the rest of the list because my mind was caught in a loop about how they orchestrated the trial. On the same station Ethologists have also discovered that mammals, regardless of size or species, take about the same time to urinate regardless of the 50 Gallons of urine an elephant has. All the way down to a mouse. Give or take 7 seconds. And compensation for an elder age. It was a strange car ride last night.
@TheHeadHunter10009 жыл бұрын
The Vicious Drift And they are getting payed for it too.... >.> Researching pointless knowledge.
@vervixx92729 жыл бұрын
+TheHeadHunter1000 what do you mean pointless .. every one needs to know where do they prefer to be stung by a bee.. this way when a bee wants to sting you.. you can ask it nicely to sting on a specific location...
@TheHeadHunter10009 жыл бұрын
Haruka So that is your fetish. Kinky
@blara240110 жыл бұрын
Well this is the greatest parody of Wikipedia ever.
@blara240110 жыл бұрын
Brooke Koerner C'mon, it has to be intentional!
@shin-532510 жыл бұрын
You are everywhere.
@blara240110 жыл бұрын
***** And I'm proud of it.
@shin-532510 жыл бұрын
blara2401 no you *need* to *stop* *[ANGER INTENSIFIES]*
@blara240110 жыл бұрын
***** Why that?
@Rixoli10 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who wants to meet the group or individuals who got piss drunk and started coming up with these "facts"?
@Rixoli9 жыл бұрын
J. Hanna true, but that still leaves the fact that a bunch of people got toasted and went "Okay, we want to make a character thats going to blurt out random useless information, what ratio of genuine facts to bullshit should we use?"
@Videosaurus_Wrex9 жыл бұрын
J. Hanna which i think it is supposed to be alluding how often everybody usually accepts facts without questioning them, it has no processes for actually thinking or testing it's ideas and just assumes itself correct because it was told so.
@ozitopolar7 жыл бұрын
Rixoli I think that he got all of his original data accurate but then the data got corrupted and then... this happened.
@RebelliousRobot5 жыл бұрын
Ironically, some of these are indeed real facts.
@CliveHandforthTheCalendarMan3 жыл бұрын
5:37 This fact has convinced me the Fact Core’s name would be Craig.
@ItemlabelOtto6 ай бұрын
The Fact Sphere feels more like a Garry or a Ted than a Craig to me
@jjrandom11257 жыл бұрын
"89% of magic tricks are not magic... technically, they are sorcery" XD
@arenceagcaoili93685 жыл бұрын
An ostriches eye is bigger than it's Brain
@farel77524 жыл бұрын
he say about a real fact
@redacted73194 жыл бұрын
You could stand to lose a few pounds
@griffingower18833 жыл бұрын
Sorcery is the same thing as magic
@DrStrangefate11 жыл бұрын
"At some point in their lives, 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch." LMAO I'm dying
@briansmith412511 жыл бұрын
Oh dear... I guess we should fear the Dutch.
@mostawesomeflyer616411 жыл бұрын
I am ducth:(
@DrStrangefate11 жыл бұрын
So...it's true right? :)
@bluelikethemoon133111 жыл бұрын
Most Awesome Flyer where the fuck is ducth?!
@stevegek11 жыл бұрын
Leafeon Green In the Netherlends. Fear us.
@TheCoolProfessor10 жыл бұрын
4:26 "Whales are twice as intelligent and three times as delicious as humans."
@ExtremelyGullibleMeme5 жыл бұрын
TheCoolProfessor wait how does he know what a human tastes like? O got you aren’t telling me... I’m late
@alternative75865 жыл бұрын
EXCUSE ME
@rezandrarizkyirianto-19335 жыл бұрын
Humans taste like pork
@ExtremelyGullibleMeme5 жыл бұрын
rezandra rizky hol up
@rydenten68424 жыл бұрын
YOU ATE A HUMAN!!! well thank you I need a less humans to watch after and be responsible for them dying
@voltariantechnologyinc.85944 жыл бұрын
"The square root of rope is string." I... am at a loss for words.
@ManateeMentality7 жыл бұрын
I always lose it at 1:13 "Warning: sphere corruption at 20 r-r-r-r-rats cannot throw up."
@m.pensive2 жыл бұрын
At first I heard "PLANTS cannot throw up" xD
@RepeTorpUse Жыл бұрын
@@m.pensiveso did KZbin subtitles
@myshitpostaccountakaleon58208 жыл бұрын
"Cell phones wont give you cancer, Only hepatitis" Wtf xD
@tot51777 жыл бұрын
XD
@stephenmilroy704110 жыл бұрын
'This statement is false'. Answer me THAT ONE fact sphere!
@strangest_cacti10 жыл бұрын
New mission: 'Decline this mission'! WHAT NOW?
@wolfqueen610 жыл бұрын
'Does a set of all sets contain itself?' MHMM
@strangest_cacti10 жыл бұрын
wolfqueen6 Oh. I don't know how to answer this. But I know, that I don't know anything.
@wolfqueen610 жыл бұрын
NikiKR If a man who lies, says he is lying, is he telling the truth?
@messyzephyr10 жыл бұрын
wolfqueen6 Of course it does. Why not?
@larrykoopa64dshacker645 жыл бұрын
5:17 or 5:18 this one is priceless (as they all are, but that one is my favorite line) "Before the Wright brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium"
@martijnvanweele62048 жыл бұрын
It has been scientifically proven that men with moustaches have more hair on their upper lips than men without moustaches. Wether or not this also applies to women, is yet to be tested.
@PixelGeeksOfficial10 жыл бұрын
"Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo does not have one hundred words for snow. They do, however, have two hundred and thiry-four words for fudge." *sigh*
@rslashrats9 жыл бұрын
***** to show which part they were sighing at um
@rslashrats9 жыл бұрын
because if he comments *sigh* we immediately know the precise moment and line of dialog he was sighing at
@rslashrats9 жыл бұрын
but theyre not gonna know what the person was saying "sigh" at, there were a lot of other words, if you didn't notice
@ElectraHeartisdead9 жыл бұрын
Obvious troll is obvious
@windowselectronic10169 жыл бұрын
Electra Heart You are the troll.
@theonlyjarrod36358 жыл бұрын
"The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty." That's got to be the best thing I have ever read and I am disappointed in myself for not thinking of that sooner.
@brackets00294 жыл бұрын
You could tell me every single one of these was true in the TF2 universe and I'd believe you.
@matthewherndon64888 жыл бұрын
"Like most things he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleep waking, and later had no memory of the event." God, I think I busted a lung.
@omegawilliam95714 жыл бұрын
Lincoln: *Wakes up* Wh-Wha? Where am I? Slaves: Thank you for all you've done for us, President!!! Lincoln: WHAT THE FU-
@Dragonian053 жыл бұрын
“I did what in my sleep!? Aw crap, the South is gonna kill me!” Too soon?
@TotalMenace11 жыл бұрын
"The adventure sphere is a blowhard and a coward," omg lol!!
@ZimVader001710 жыл бұрын
And then he says that he has many friends.....
@thetruenemesis46910 жыл бұрын
ZimVader0017 and the most handsome
@honeychristine24326 жыл бұрын
the space sphere will never go to space you will never go to space fact space does not exist
@teeman92669 жыл бұрын
I noticed that GlaDOS and this guy mentions Chells weight...a lot
@georgplaz3 жыл бұрын
seems like someone on the writers team had some traumas to process through their creative work :P
@RandallAgent3 жыл бұрын
Chell is not fat
@DestructoGabe83 жыл бұрын
Yea whats up with that!? XD
@tablettablet30284 жыл бұрын
Imagine being locked in a room and you have to listen to this guy for 3 days non stop.
@reddeath57914 жыл бұрын
Would you rather that or space core? This is a genuine question btw I’m actually curious which you’d rather be stuck with for 3 days
@Fionacle4 жыл бұрын
Honestly space core personally because he’s so adorable (Sorry, I know you didn’t ask me)
@reddeath57914 жыл бұрын
@@xnagytibor I love how you chose door number three XD
@reddeath57914 жыл бұрын
@@Fionacle Nah ur good
@marshaltito73692 жыл бұрын
@@8ax I'd be with it even if it's spouting absolute bullshit because it's fucking funny.
@Pen-ll4zd8 жыл бұрын
Fact: Studies have shown that the more birthdays you have, the longer you live.
@atwat61575 жыл бұрын
Fact core: The fact sphere is not defective. Fact core: **says twelve rapidly**
@gmplidk5 жыл бұрын
"The fact sphere is a good sphere, with many friends."
@hkayakh4 жыл бұрын
1:18 “the square root of rope is string” I mean that kind of makes sense
@Nachovyx4 жыл бұрын
"At one point in their lives, one in six children will be abducted by the Dutch" that line made me wheeze xD
@tergy2 жыл бұрын
Pas maar op
@Pingimaster Жыл бұрын
@@tergy ze weten niet wat er aan komt man
@regiboi77097 ай бұрын
"If there are 2 things I hate in life, it's people who are intolerant of other's cultures, and the Dutch."
@skuglious6 ай бұрын
Now i see why parents go to court to retrieve their kids back falsely taken by child protection agents
"They are found in Australians" OOOOKAY, thanks for the info..
@badatthings57934 жыл бұрын
*”WHO TOLD FACT CORE A PARADOX?”*
@NegaScott10510 жыл бұрын
IT JUST SAID A PARADOX AND DIDN'T EXPLODE
@popupssuck0010 жыл бұрын
It wasn't paying attention to itself.
@LightningIzzy10 жыл бұрын
which one?
@riquelme376410 жыл бұрын
AsIAdjustMyMonocle Schrodinger's cat.
@grandomrye38735 жыл бұрын
It didn’t explode because it saw the paradox only as a justification for killing cats.
@MikehMike012 жыл бұрын
@@riquelme3764 that’s not a paradox at all
@Resi1ience8 жыл бұрын
"Humans can survive underwater, but not very for long." "89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery." Yeah.
@Zincoshine-10 жыл бұрын
I lost it at diamonds becoming packaging foam.
@thedimensionalpotato15346 жыл бұрын
0:21 Fact core: the fact Sphere Captions: the fart scare
@quantumblauthor7300Ай бұрын
Ah, my fart cone
@ritchiefrostwood760410 жыл бұрын
"1 out of 6 children will be abductad by the dutch" W8 what O.o even for a random joke...Why would i .... You know what never mind.
@Shadowhunterbg10 жыл бұрын
You will know it.. in time. ;P
@paraboo54757 жыл бұрын
Hurlock alpha I don't get it. And I want to get it because I am Dutch. Could you please tell me?
@Spdhntr6 жыл бұрын
There is tons of child trafficking in the Netherlands. Probably what it is referring to.
@techmaster17695 жыл бұрын
i dont get it. Im Dutch.
@michaelfixedsys74635 жыл бұрын
If you count Dutch Children and have an extremely vague definition of “abduction” it makes sense
@CaitieLou9 жыл бұрын
In fact, Eskimos do NOT have 100 words for snow. Their language is structured such that compound words exist, like German. So they have a word for snow, but if they want to say something like "deep snow" the adjective is added onto the word making what is basically "deepsnow." So technically yes they are different words that all refer to snow, but only because they attach adjectives to the nouns they are describing as opposed to keeping them separate.
@urmommy59 жыл бұрын
Not all of fact core's facts are correct
@theorangeleafeon28939 жыл бұрын
+CaitieLou (Lilani) my gawd, there is already enough facts
@JVtube1668 жыл бұрын
+Shadow the pokemon master “Toy Chica 666” really?
@KarlDamgaardAsmussen6 жыл бұрын
Inuit language has 32 prepositions, though, compared to English's 3 (here, there, yonder.) Including oddballs like a preposition meaning "present in the immediate vincinity of both speaker and listener, but invisible" which is used for smells and sounds.
@titavaughns76987 жыл бұрын
05:05 "... everyone involved screamed the entire way." 😂😂😭 I can see that happening
@okankyoto5 ай бұрын
Turns out this is more accurate to what real AI is like in 2024.
@SK-hx6tg11 жыл бұрын
apparently it likes the number twelve, fruit, and pens.
@TheFallen55210 жыл бұрын
Wikipedia in a nutshell
@TheFallen55210 жыл бұрын
wow why are you hating on fact core he`s awesome (not as awesome as Rick though! XD)
@TheFallen55210 жыл бұрын
but he insulted you too he said that if you actually get to space (witch is highly likely! :D) you should burst into flame (witch is not possible because fire needs oxygen and space has nothing in it! no oxygen = no fire! simple as that!)
@TheFallen55210 жыл бұрын
yes actually, you can trust Wheatley!
@blara240110 жыл бұрын
I see we thought the exact same way. I didn't even notice your comment, sorry xD
@columba394210 жыл бұрын
Jack, i trust you not to stab our beloved space core.
@thesymbiotesaga376710 жыл бұрын
My IQ went up 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
"the space sphear will never go to space"? in ya face goddammit!
@KhanggiTanka10 жыл бұрын
"space does not exist" HA your turn
@milesleblanc16410 жыл бұрын
Lies and slander. The Space Jam has been performed.
@anipaper210 жыл бұрын
***** welll.... hmmmm..... heee.... ! what definition of space?
@itsjust_ari10 жыл бұрын
anipaper2 According to Fact Sphere *glitch* space *glitch* does not exist
@watsgoinonhere110 жыл бұрын
***** ...He's the Fact Core, not the TRUE Fact Core. 2+2=5 is a fact, just a FALSE one.
@TheRedvsbluefan11711 жыл бұрын
I'm really confused because sometimes this thing say actually true facts and other times it just spouts bull shit .-.
@rivbro9111 жыл бұрын
Play the goddamn game.
@TheRedvsbluefan11711 жыл бұрын
rivbro91 i beat the game multiple times .-.
@rivbro9111 жыл бұрын
It's a corrupt core so obviously it will say some wack shit.
@TheRedvsbluefan11711 жыл бұрын
rivbro91 yeah but the fact that it's a corrupt core made me expect them all to be either untrue or true. i guess "Fact sphere" doesn't limit it to whether or not the facts are true .-.
@DerpyGaming101011 жыл бұрын
TheRedvsbluefan117 Damn straight.
@rorarthepig2 жыл бұрын
“If you have problem with simple counting, use the mnemonic device” sounds like valve joke tbh
@Chronos3610 жыл бұрын
4:46 - best "The most poisonous fish in the world is the orange ruffy. Everything but its eyes are made of a deadly poison. The ruffy's eyes are composed of a less harmful deadly poison"
@EvilDerpSpy10 жыл бұрын
B-But... But space does exist
@zakster222210 жыл бұрын
Nay, technically it doesn't. Outer space, the thing you maybe referring to, does exist, but space in general does not because everything takes up space.
@juniorthethird0810 жыл бұрын
It's all a matter of reference. "Space" exists, but space, by definition, doesn't exist.
@TheRocketdrive10 жыл бұрын
Junior F what definition of space makes space a non-existent entity?
@Sportfuck10 жыл бұрын
TheRocketdrive Space is defined originally by the objects, which simply "FORM UP". Us humans, have this opinion that objects "TAKE UP SPACE". It might, or might not be true, but SPACE in actuality does not exist. It is a word to describe state of things, not "SOMETHING". In fact, It's existence comes in question only when someone has an illusion that it indeed is a "thing". Sadly it is immediately proven wrong. fact: SPACE DOES NOT EXIST. Also ether is very close to this.
@TheRocketdrive10 жыл бұрын
Achi Oragvelidze now that sounds all very philosophical and spiritual. I'll stick with the scientific definitions.
@yuli197010 жыл бұрын
Ha Fact Sphere was wrong the Space Sphere did went to space.
@TheRocketdrive10 жыл бұрын
space sphere in fact did not, space sphere merely went to orbit. Fact sphere is still correct....and superior....
@yuli197010 жыл бұрын
TheRocketdrive The moon is far enought from the earth atmosphere.
@TheRocketdrive10 жыл бұрын
Danogot516 perhaps, but he is not floating free in space. Space core is in fact now stuck in lunar orbit unless something propels him elsewhere.
@yuli197010 жыл бұрын
But after all he is in space.
@TheRocketdrive10 жыл бұрын
Danogot516 then technically so are we, even though we are in atmosphere and grounded. To truly be in space, you must be free of any substantial gravity well.
@user-kb1yo2ny8e5 жыл бұрын
Teacher: Your final exam is tomorrow. Me: **watches video for recap of everything I learned**
@FirstnameLastnamee4 жыл бұрын
Watching this video instantly gives you a Harvard PhD
@reddeath57914 жыл бұрын
The test: literally has anything but what you learned
@capthavic10 жыл бұрын
Warning: your accuracy may vary
@RockandMetal64510 жыл бұрын
The Fact Sphere is love. The Fact Sphere is life.
@bjgeantil9 жыл бұрын
fact : the voice actor for chell also voiced link from legend of Zelda, Gordon freeman from half life, the morality core from portal 1 and Claude from Gta 3.
@anonymouslucario2853 жыл бұрын
Ok but that joke doesn't make sence because link can go "hyah hyup haah!" And isn't completely silent like the rest of the characters listed.
@gabe_s_videos8 жыл бұрын
"The past tense of surgeons general is surgeonsd general." Always my favorite.
@matthewmac57878 жыл бұрын
avocados are found IN Australian's............. um i don't think that's right
@Annadog408 жыл бұрын
It is if they eat them.
@matthewmac57878 жыл бұрын
but who would go find them in Austrailian's
@Annadog408 жыл бұрын
matthew mac Doctors
@matthewmac57878 жыл бұрын
maybe :P
@googlestealmydatapls54108 жыл бұрын
Australian's what?
@jeremytung1632 Жыл бұрын
It’s a little disturbing when you think about it enough, each sphere is basically a thumb drive that you attach to GlaDOS to fundamentally change who she is.
@snowywoods. Жыл бұрын
we need Space-GlaDOS!!!
@Toon_Lucario4 жыл бұрын
Watch this at 0.75x speed and it sounds like actual talking and if you watch it at 2x speed it sounds like that little part at the end of a commercial
@LoriTheGirl10 жыл бұрын
"Hot water freezes quicker than cold water." That is ACTUALLY true. What? o_o
@Dwurogowy7 жыл бұрын
LoriTheGirl It is
@somesadnormie58815 жыл бұрын
He littearly said that when I read this comment.
@MikehMike012 жыл бұрын
It’s not true
@_Pike2 жыл бұрын
No it isn’t
@matthew-emerson-cadmer-7409Ай бұрын
Yes it is. It is an extremely common misconception but it is because of the Mpemba effect. If Aristotle said it was common knowledge, then he is wrong.
@bunnydudeds7 жыл бұрын
I want him to be the voice of siri.
@bright0nsounds9 жыл бұрын
0:48 The fact sphere said "Twelve" 9 times. What's the difference between 12 and 9? 3. HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
@user-gt6pi4pv2k9 жыл бұрын
k
@biddyboo89 жыл бұрын
PORTAL 3 CONFIRMED EMBRACE IT
@alexathekitsune74674 жыл бұрын
Half Life : Alyx is HL3
@thealienfrommars85514 жыл бұрын
@@alexathekitsune7467 wrOnG
@harrisonmoore3841 Жыл бұрын
"The first person to prove that cow's milk was drinkable was very, very thirsty." 🗿
@RetiredAccount3737 Жыл бұрын
I love how half of these start out true, than get completely random
@Quonzer4 жыл бұрын
"At some point in their lives one in six children will be abducted by the Dutch." I'm dying.
@GreyMercury7 жыл бұрын
2:27 'Avocados have the highest fibre and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians.' Fuckin' oath.
@i-am-the-peas10 ай бұрын
If it was uncorrupted it would be a good teacher
@TheWillikids9 жыл бұрын
This is way too much information...
@shanglee28199 жыл бұрын
Agree lol
@nathanielshawtheoverclocke70458 жыл бұрын
+Invader Metaandre Hence they used it in the game.