All quotes from Portal 2's Fact Sphere

Now with complete captions!

[@loqutor]

"Space Sphere will never go into space." Lies.

[@Storyfrombolvar]

+Phil H 50 percents of his facts are false, thats why he is broken

[@Cooliostuff]

+Phil H true

[@jennifersharp9713]

He also said space doesn't exist.

[@loganhendon688]

+Jennifer Sharp space doesn't, it's one point that your in. If space is precived to exist then space core is in space on earth. therefore the existence of the consept of space is meaningless.

[@PiguyGaming]

Dude. I approve this theory. YOU NEED SOME SORT OF A REWARD FOR THIS!!!

[@christianjb2002]

"Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats."

[@user-or1xu7fy1s]

Damn that's dark.

[@sutterismine]

GLaDOS enjoys this comment.

[@chadderbug7587]

2:09

[@liamdalemon1525]

well he's not wrong

[@darthXreven]

Alyx: hey Doc, what cat?? [teleporter cycles] 😈

[@_ArsNova]

"To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror." *Oh yeah, it's big brain time*

[@PL-xy9cn]

1:23

[@Rheologist]

The comedic genius of valves employees is incredibly under appreciated

[@devinsanderson9483]

" in 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate 75 hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning"

[@ratvibe]

it's pretty appreciated

[@TheDragonCat99]

"Humans can survive underwater, but not for very long." Well, he's not wrong....

[@rottenmeat8560]

Yeah, I died when I tested that :\

[@InitiateDee]

Well taht's unlucky unfortunate.

[@_tedtheenderman_6177]

"Space Does Not Exist." "Space Sphere Will Never Go Into Space." "You Will Never Go Into Space." LIAR! XD

[@moniquita720]

Emma Davis Technically space is just a place with very low density that does, in have, have little particles of matter. So, saying space in the sense of an empty vastness is indeed wrong, and thus space doesn't really exist. I am being very technical to troll you.

[@dillon5975]

MÓNICA ANDRADE spacr E

[@MegaFafnir]

"The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was VERY, VERY thirsty." XD

[@m.jailam8861]

i always joked about how whoever discovered cow's milk must have been a really sick person xD

[@corruptedcore9854]

Same goes for eggs.

[@blurrrrrr44]

i always thought they tried cows milk as a substitute for other milk when they had orphaned child.

[@fulcrum2951]

Not wrong

[@aliensguy4291]

I agree the person to discover cows milk was actually really good must have either been desperately thirsty or a perverted cow molester

[@back2end858]

"Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians." Imagine someone's getting surgery and they find an avacado.

[@Mechagodzilla128]

"The good news is, you no longer have cancer. The bad news is, you had an entire avocado plant growing in your intestines. We have removed it for your convenience."

[@becauseimapotato7599]

@@Mechagodzilla128 "But unfortunately, a new avocado is growing inside you and I'm deeply sorry, but it's time to say goodbye. You will transform into a massive avocado within the next 24 hours.

[@jamesknowles2445]

it’s just an avocado seed

[@rosykindbunny1313]

@@becauseimapotato7599 That is a godly username

[@user-vf1cl7zj2r]

as an australian, can confirm. Sometimes i spit up avocado pits as if they were hairballs

[@typryor2227]

Rick: “You look beautiful so I’ll handle this.” Fact core: “We will both die because of your negligence.”

[@pryordevine3855]

Why have you stolen my name?

[@failserum7196]

*"The Fact Shpere is NOT defective. It's facts are wholly accurate, and VERY interesting."* *"Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve."* Oh yes. So very interesting.

[@teraspeXt]

that's 9 12 not 12 12

[@failserum7196]

@@teraspeXt dude i don't even remember writing this comment. i spelled sphere wrong

[@thunderbolt9722]

We’re you sleep walking?

[@korvusgaming4927]

Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Apples. Oranges. Pears. Plums. Kumquats. Tangerines. Lemons. Limes. Avocado. Tomato. Banana. Papaya. Guava.

[@korvusgaming4927]

Warning: Sphere Corruption at 20--R-r-r-r-rats cannot throw up.

[@zanytobbs]

"You can stand to lose a few pounds" Gotta love being called fat in both games lol

[@Mick_92]

Fatty fatty no parents!

[@spicymilkshake6600]

MisterPringle You never were called fat in Portal 1

[@Klaevin]

well, apparently, you are... by the fact sphere...

[@ascendedcat260]

If the fact sphere says it, it must be true

[@Carossmo]

@@Klaevin but the fact sphere was introduced in Portal 2...

[@typryor2227]

“The Schrödinger’s cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered for all intensive purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrödinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats.”

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

This fact comes straight from GlaDos herself

[@MikehMike01]

> intensive purposes lmfao are you really that dumb it’s “intents and purposes”

[@Hikarmeme]

@@MikehMike01 Lol quit beefing with people in the comments of a Portal video. It's easy to mishear, especially when its coming from the fact sphere who wouldnt sound out of place saying "intensive" instead of "intents and"

[@MikehMike01]

@@Hikarmeme lmao 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🥵🥵😭😘😌😎👀🤪🎩🥵🥶😭😙🤨😃😙

[@Phoenix_Destiny_Kai]

.....kind of meta considering what happened to Alucard.

[@CodenameBolts]

The Fact Sphere seems to me like the only slightly corrupted core. He actually has correct facts but a lot just contain an added incorrect part. Wheatley was built to be an idiot so he isn't corrupted, he's working the way he was designed. The space core is just crazy and Rick seems to be acting normal, he just likes adventure.

[@darkmoondeath00]

imagine wheatley breaks and he just becomes omnipotent

[@alemon2367]

But it's clearly said that the Fact Sphere is not defective and that it's facts are all true

[@CodenameBolts]

@@alemon2367 gullible

[@illshouyu]

Given the explanation that Aperture did everything possible to make GLaDOS less able, it seems highly likely that the Fact Sphere intentionally provides both accurate and inaccurate facts, firstly as a means of getting GLaDOS to trust it as a valid source, and then subsequently to get her operating based on nonsense. This is also what every news and media corporation does to you, often via other people, who have been successfully deceived into operating based on nonsense.

[@Anonymous-ks1pn]

Ricks corruption made him sexist

[@eringrewal3442]

I was expecting the Fact Sphere to say, "Half Life 3 will never exist."

[@jreaganmorganchannel]

+Erin Grewal It would be the most accurate thing it could ever say.

[@getsu0]

+Jonathan Morgan Of course.

[@creepercreations7622]

Erin Grewal or that portal 5 won't happen

[@someguy262]

Atually the fact core is incorrect about all this fact so it should be "half life 3 will be realsed"

[@thelastroman7791]

Jonathan Morgan Too soon...

[@PeeperSnail]

I won against Wheatley, where is my promised allegiance with the totally-accurate and handsome Fact Sphere?

[@simpluigi4699]

Alma Martinez the fact sphere is in "space"

[@izzyladd9]

Which doesn't exist, so where is he? We'll never know *jumps out of window*

[@KitskullDubstep]

"S P A C E"

[@classclown1024]

The fact core never went to space, only Wheatley and the space core did. The others stayed on earth.

[@darkpandalord3844]

+The Sourest, well we saw space in the game, so it does exist, but the handsome fact sphere said it didn't exist...*all physics and known logic breaks*.

[@voltariantechnologyinc.8594]

"The square root of rope is string." I... am at a loss for words.

[@numberonesnarkfan]

as an Australian, I feel threatened by his avocado fact.

[@orbcat1790]

Could I have your *avocados*

[@kanunize]

Give us your fabled avocados.

[@DalekCraft]

bröther may I have some avocado

[@kiramortwilson7411]

It gets even worse when you know that “avocado” was the Aztec word for testicles, or something like that 🤣 (apparently they grow in pairs!)

[@Pixeling63]

@@kiramortwilson7411 that's very cursed. If I were an Australian, I would feel even more threatened now.

[@KillerBluebirdGaming]

My favorite "The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914, everyone involved screamed the entire way."

[@zeldagamer7477]

+KillerBluebird Its actually true

[@stensoft]

It was in 1914 but without the screaming.

[@zeldagamer7477]

+Jan Sten Adámek no I'm pretty sure they screamed most of the way

[@Mick_92]

I can only imagine that.

[@stevenneiman9789]

I think my favorite is probably the Fact Core's counting mnemonic. Or maybe the story of Shakespeare.

[@tiltedtesseract8210]

"Twelve, twelve, twelve, twelve, twelve, twelve, twelve, twelve, twelve, pens, pens, pens, pens, pens, pens, pens." -Fact Core, 2011

[@tattersthebat6253]

"Apple. Orange. Pear. Plum. Kumquats. Tangerine. Tomato. Avocado. Guava." - Fact Core, 2011

[@mdj3638]

drew b. I read this when he said it

[@gregwolking]

Bonus points for spelling "Kumquat" correctly, unlike the caption in the video.

[@Jackieism]

error error factnafa error error factnafa factnafa

[@Jackieism]

error error error error filenafa error error error factnafa factnafa

[@Penguin-of-all-penguins]

Love him or hate him This man spitten straight facts

[@Garlic_Bread69]

I mean he said the space core will not go to space yet it did

[@Penguin-of-all-penguins]

@@Garlic_Bread69 “The Fact Sphere is always right.” -The Fact Sphere

[@stxlxnmusic]

"Space doesn't exist" yet he still spits facts💀💀💀

[@Bobo-ox7fj]

definitely spitting bent facts

[@agent5tm902]

Fact: The Fact core is not a man, it's a robot. Your unorthodox way of writing is making you look less human and more of a resemblance of a donkey with brain damage. Organic thoughts and jokes are inferior to artificial jokes

[@CliveHandforthTheCalendarMan]

5:37 This fact has convinced me the Fact Core’s name would be Craig.

[@ItemlabelOtto]

The Fact Sphere feels more like a Garry or a Ted than a Craig to me

[@Skullboy264]

"The square root of rope is string." - Why is that so funny? xD

[@shiroganekei1620]

Because if you think about it, it's true.

[@ianvillie3262]

+Shirogane Kei holy shit.

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

+Skullboy oh I get, strings are really thin and small but if multiply that by itself then its bigger, therefore its a rope

[@silverdandylmao]

I haven't heard anything more absurdly correct

[@michaelfixedsys7463]

String^2=rope

[@RDrakewind]

I like how they toss in actual real facts in with all the stupid nonsense to make it sound corrupt.

[@notalessandro]

But I thought those all were true so far :(

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

@@notalessandro they are true, this takes place in the future of a fictional version of the world which was at one point taken over by aliens. So facts may not be accurate to our world but he’s still never wrong

[@BigHailFan]

@@ProjectEchoshadow but the space core DID go to space. so he was wrong.

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

@@BigHailFan that’s true too, he went so far as to say space does not exist

[@gamerman8563]

Honey does not spoil

[@larrykoopa64dshacker64]

5:17 or 5:18 this one is priceless (as they all are, but that one is my favorite line) "Before the Wright brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium"

[@Nachovyx]

"At one point in their lives, one in six children will be abducted by the Dutch" that line made me wheeze xD

[@tergy]

Pas maar op

[@Pingimaster]

@@tergy ze weten niet wat er aan komt man

[@regiboi7709]

"If there are 2 things I hate in life, it's people who are intolerant of other's cultures, and the Dutch."

[@skuglious]

Now i see why parents go to court to retrieve their kids back falsely taken by child protection agents

[@matthewherndon6488]

This sphere is the Internet.

[@kemosonicfan123lbp]

+Matthew Herndon finally, somebody gets it

[@BrunoGomes-oy9qd]

nah it lacks memes

[@moniquita720]

Bruno Gomes It's meme: "The fact sphere is very handsome and very accurate" and "twelve twelve twelve twelve twelve twelve pen pen pen pen pen pen pen pen."

[@gamingwithwingman4532]

12 divided by 2 is 6 , 6 divided by 2 is 3 . 3 sides to a triangle (*_*)

[@rahulverma8774]

yeah ....the sphere is like internet on drugs 😂

[@Soulariax]

It said "twelve" nine times. 12 - 9 = 3. A triangle has 3 sides. Mario 64 confirmed.

[@darthutah6649]

Soulariax lol

[@Soulariax]

Darth Utah 66 That was the joke.

[@cardaroy3556]

+Cinnamongamer *Facepalm*

[@VaderClone501]

its ilimaunati comfirmed

[@nightfuryyassamaru1683]

+Cinnamongamer Half Life 3 confirmed. Fucking Black Mesa

[@gmplidk]

"The fact sphere is a good sphere, with many friends."

[@tablettablet3028]

Imagine being locked in a room and you have to listen to this guy for 3 days non stop.

[@reddeath5791]

Would you rather that or space core? This is a genuine question btw I’m actually curious which you’d rather be stuck with for 3 days

[@Fionacle]

Honestly space core personally because he’s so adorable (Sorry, I know you didn’t ask me)

[@reddeath5791]

@@xnagytibor I love how you chose door number three XD

[@reddeath5791]

@@Fionacle Nah ur good

[@marshaltito7369]

@@8ax I'd be with it even if it's spouting absolute bullshit because it's fucking funny.

[@marvingriffin3]

"Humans can survive under water,but not for very long" He uh......he has a point.

[@gonyancatforever]

Yeah XD

[@ferguskemp4315]

Katie Perdue this comment has 69 thumbs up.

[@crowfeathers]

Fergus Kempf 82

[@biohazard4865]

Crow Feathers 103

[@KennithSimmons]

marvin griffin Some of his facts are correct

[@Hyperawsome]

"Whoever wins this battle is clearly superior, and will earn the allegiance of the fact sphere." Best one.

[@CoolSs]

+1

[@odd6646]

I love that one ♡♡♡

[@atwat6157]

Fact core: The fact sphere is not defective. Fact core: **says twelve rapidly**

[@hkayakh]

1:18 “the square root of rope is string” I mean that kind of makes sense

[@snuggelshuskey768]

Do you think the voice actor for the fact sphere was told "Okay so... we need you to get some facts...and then just start saying them. They don't need to be correct...just....just say them."

[@singmeastory6634]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/d5OplaSPqZKoeas This video will answer your question, if you are still wondering.

[@neonroad12]

@@singmeastory6634 thanks for that!

[@andersonzeis3841]

I was seriously expecting to be rickrolled. I’m so disappointed

[@haseenabadshah5381]

569 likes lmao

[@TheKNexWeasel]

My favorite one: "In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate seventy-five hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning."

[@michaelkelley737]

He actually died from Pneumonia and metastatic cancer. Plus, the part where he says that he ate 75 hot dogs is also false.

[@obama_bin_laden6179]

@@michaelkelley737you… don’t understand the joke of the fact core, do you? The whole point of the fact sphere is that he spouts nonsense and blatantly obvious facts

[@brackets0029]

You could tell me every single one of these was true in the TF2 universe and I'd believe you.

[@badatthings5793]

*”WHO TOLD FACT CORE A PARADOX?”*

[@UnordEntertainment]

"the square root of rope is string"

[@Lolpy.]

I mean he's right in a way

[@KitskullDubstep]

Cuz like, string times many strings is a rope...?

[@JizzyJazz]

Kitskull Dubstep No.

[@ponyempiresunite9702]

Kitskull Dubstep that makes sense

[@paragon4770]

Honestly, that does make a lot of sense

[@matthewherndon6488]

"The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way." I need to shake the hand of the man who wrote these.

[@thatonedude7966]

The voice actor got the facts so.......

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

The past tense of "surgeons general" is "surgeonsed general"

[@reng935]

I don't get it

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

@@reng935 The plane is crashing down. That's why everybody screamed

[@reng935]

@@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 oh ok thanks I feel stupid haha

[@trunkit8749]

I like how it descends from facts to madness

[@thedimensionalpotato1534]

0:21 Fact core: the fact Sphere Captions: the fart scare

[@blara2401]

Well this is the greatest parody of Wikipedia ever.

[@blara2401]

Brooke Koerner C'mon, it has to be intentional!

[@shin-5325]

You are everywhere.

[@blara2401]

***** And I'm proud of it.

[@shin-5325]

blara2401 no you *need* to *stop* *[ANGER INTENSIFIES]*

[@blara2401]

***** Why that?

[@darkmoonwolf985]

Help I died at "Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians."

[@dhararry7929]

Can you please show me your resurrection machine?

[@Mechagodzilla128]

@@dhararry7929 you don't need a resurrection machine. Just some green mushrooms.

[@lockscorparationunrapped4309]

i broke down laughing on that one but really like wait what

[@theorangeoof926]

5:10 Yo the turret said this as well.

[@protaties]

2:38 Now I know why Valve cannot count to 3.

[@TheFallen552]

Wikipedia in a nutshell

[@TheFallen552]

wow why are you hating on fact core he`s awesome (not as awesome as Rick though! XD)

[@TheFallen552]

but he insulted you too he said that if you actually get to space (witch is highly likely! :D) you should burst into flame (witch is not possible because fire needs oxygen and space has nothing in it! no oxygen = no fire! simple as that!)

[@TheFallen552]

yes actually, you can trust Wheatley!

[@blara2401]

I see we thought the exact same way. I didn't even notice your comment, sorry xD

[@columba3942]

Jack, i trust you not to stab our beloved space core.

[@gelatinoussire7772]

"At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch" I was abducted by the Dutch. It was horrible, and scary.

[@paraboo5475]

Deathpuff12 But... But didn't you like our stroopwafels?

[@dhararry7929]

Really?

[@Penguinman2.0]

d hararry no!

[@becauseimapotato7599]

Same. An awful experience.

[@vonempalmeolmos]

"At some point in their lives" - That's how I ended up living here now... :O

[@paintedelm]

I like the way he says banana 1:02

[@Quonzer]

"At some point in their lives one in six children will be abducted by the Dutch." I'm dying.

[@BOLPutube]

Everything I learned in school is a lie!

[@agentcole1]

Just like that *DAMN CAKE!!!*

[@Arko777777]

***** There is a cake in the end of Portal 1 in the storage room.

[@agentcole1]

Arko777777 Yeah, I remember, it was just a joke

[@kiyomikato1540]

Actually the cake WAS A LIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE

[@thecommenter6773]

Norma Astacio it always is, even in mario, cake=bowser attacked the castle

[@Kemonokami]

"Iguanas can stay underwater for 28.7 minutes." SOMEBODY _MEASURED_ THAT?!

[@TheDoggyGIR]

+Kemonokami Some scientists have a lot of time on their hands :/

[@TheHeadHunter1000]

I listened to the radio last night. Someone took bee stings in 25 different areas on their body to find the pain threshold of each area. And report as such. The most painful area reported was the nostril. The second was the shaft of the penis. I lost attention to the rest of the list because my mind was caught in a loop about how they orchestrated the trial. On the same station Ethologists have also discovered that mammals, regardless of size or species, take about the same time to urinate regardless of the 50 Gallons of urine an elephant has. All the way down to a mouse. Give or take 7 seconds. And compensation for an elder age. It was a strange car ride last night.

[@TheHeadHunter1000]

The Vicious Drift And they are getting payed for it too.... >.> Researching pointless knowledge.

[@vervixx9272]

+TheHeadHunter1000 what do you mean pointless .. every one needs to know where do they prefer to be stung by a bee.. this way when a bee wants to sting you.. you can ask it nicely to sting on a specific location...

[@TheHeadHunter1000]

Haruka So that is your fetish. Kinky

[@user-kb1yo2ny8e]

Teacher: Your final exam is tomorrow. Me: **watches video for recap of everything I learned**

[@FirstnameLastnamee]

Watching this video instantly gives you a Harvard PhD

[@reddeath5791]

The test: literally has anything but what you learned

[@toaster9922]

“marie curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and DYING of radioactivity.”

[@JedgarTheGamer]

The fact Sphere's counting tip really helped.

[@alephnull127]

what comes before 60

[@Awelbeckk]

Your Mom ... a lot ...

[@wyattmeshell1905]

12

[@supermutantninjasandvich9626]

The fact sphere still taught me more than my 7 years of education.

[@moneywalrus2069]

+Super Mutant Ninja Sandvich Don't take all of it literally though, as the fact sphere is corrupted and cannot be trusted

[@supermutantninjasandvich9626]

Yea, I checked the wiki and it says some wrong facts.

[@jimstone3014]

+Super Mutant Ninja Sandvich The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate and very interesting. The Fact Sphere is always right.

[@crazymario6596]

+Jim Pigmon --- Actually, the Fact Sphere is defective because at 0:48-1:15 he starts repeating/saying random words, etc.

[@shiroganekei1620]

+crazymario65 Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians.

[@shadowwolf9823]

I love how half of these start out true, than get completely random

[@harrisonmoore3841]

"The first person to prove that cow's milk was drinkable was very, very thirsty." 🗿

[@DrStrangefate]

"At some point in their lives, 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch." LMAO I'm dying

[@briansmith4125]

Oh dear... I guess we should fear the Dutch.

[@mostawesomeflyer6164]

I am ducth:(

[@DrStrangefate]

So...it's true right? :)

[@bluelikethemoon1331]

Most Awesome Flyer where the fuck is ducth?!

[@stevegek]

Leafeon Green In the Netherlends. Fear us.

[@bubbleman2002]

The atomic weight of germanium is actually 72.64. Good job, fact core.

[@InitiateDee]

Fact core ruined his name.

[@roycampbell6737]

Boris he's corrupt so some facts are wrong

[@brandonc4960]

Boris that's what he said

[@randomwannab]

For you guys who don't understand, the Fact core tells facts that aren't really correct, because he's corrupt. The fact that he got this one right is grounds to congratulate him because he doesn't get much right.

[@bass-dc9175]

Things the Fact Sphere got right: The billionth digit of Pi is 9. Humans can survive underwater. But not for very long. A nanosecond lasts one billionth of a second. Honey does not spoil. The atomic weight of Germanium is seven two point six four. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. Rats cannot throw up. Iguanas can stay underwater for twenty-eight point seven minutes. The moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days. A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds. According to Norse legend, thunder god Thor's chariot was pulled across the sky by two goats. Tungsten has the highest melting point of any metal, at 3,410 degrees Celsius. Gently cleaning the tongue twice a day is the most effective way to fight bad breath. The Tariff Act of 1789, established to protect domestic manufacture, was the second statute ever enacted by the United States government. The value of Pi is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space. The Mexican-American War ended in 1848 with the signing of the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo. In 1879, Sandford Fleming first proposed the adoption of worldwide standardized time zones at the Royal Canadian Institute. Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity. At the end of The Seagull by Anton Chekhov, Konstantin kills himself. Hot water freezes quicker than cold water. The situation you are in is very dangerous. Polymerase I polypeptide A is a human gene.

[@Toon_Lucario]

Watch this at 0.75x speed and it sounds like actual talking and if you watch it at 2x speed it sounds like that little part at the end of a commercial

[@deltoid77-nick]

"Edmund Hillary the first person to climb Mount Everest did so by accident while chasing a bird" A BIRD!

[@JamesEpicson]

"The space sphere will never go to space." "You will never go into space." "Fact: Space does not exist." "Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't." Some one doesn't like the space core.

[@becauseimapotato7599]

And all of these facts were completely wrong...maybe facts sphere is jealous?

[@howardvonstauffer]

Well, he does not like Rick "The Adventure Sphere" either, calling him a blowhard, and a coward.

[@flamerodbarrel1311]

Well he clearly was wrong about Space Core cause he did in fact got into space.

[@DuckInGameStop]

But then another fact was about the sun, implying that he does believe in space, because that's where the sun is

[@myshitpostaccountakaleon5820]

"Cell phones wont give you cancer, Only hepatitis" Wtf xD

[@tot5177]

XD

[@redguywithatophat1900]

"The fact sphere is not defective, it's facts are fully accurate and very interesting." "12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12"

[@rubydreamsuwu1095]

"Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting earth every 76 years, for the other 75, it retreats to the heart of the Sun, where it hibernates undisturbed." lengendary.

[@TheCoolProfessor]

4:26 "Whales are twice as intelligent and three times as delicious as humans."

[@ExtremelyGullibleMeme]

TheCoolProfessor wait how does he know what a human tastes like? O got you aren’t telling me... I’m late

[@alternative7586]

EXCUSE ME

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

Humans taste like pork

[@ExtremelyGullibleMeme]

rezandra rizky hol up

[@rydenten6842]

YOU ATE A HUMAN!!! well thank you I need a less humans to watch after and be responsible for them dying

[@ManateeMentality]

I always lose it at 1:13 "Warning: sphere corruption at 20 r-r-r-r-rats cannot throw up."

[@sown3476]

At first I heard "PLANTS cannot throw up" xD

[@catguysmeow3921]

@@sown3476so did KZbin subtitles

[@theblackmesaresearchfacili1079]

This core is basically accessing the web that was made by that one kid in class that pretends to be a nerd

[@stray_cat87]

"the sight of naked sailors angered the gods" that's a very useful fact...

[@TotalMenace]

"The adventure sphere is a blowhard and a coward," omg lol!!

[@ZimVader0017]

And then he says that he has many friends.....

[@thetruenemesis469]

ZimVader0017 and the most handsome

[@honeychristine2432]

the space sphere will never go to space you will never go to space fact space does not exist

[@stephenmilroy7041]

'This statement is false'. Answer me THAT ONE fact sphere!

[@strangest_cacti]

New mission: 'Decline this mission'! WHAT NOW?

[@wolfqueen6]

'Does a set of all sets contain itself?' MHMM

[@strangest_cacti]

wolfqueen6 Oh. I don't know how to answer this. But I know, that I don't know anything.

[@wolfqueen6]

NikiKR If a man who lies, says he is lying, is he telling the truth?

[@messyzephyr]

wolfqueen6 Of course it does. Why not?

[@rorarthepig]

“If you have problem with simple counting, use the mnemonic device” sounds like valve joke tbh

[@firby7341]

"The fact sphere is always right" "The space sphere will never go to space" still gets me everytime

[@jjrandom1125]

"89% of magic tricks are not magic... technically, they are sorcery" XD

[@arenceagcaoili9368]

An ostriches eye is bigger than it's Brain

[@farel7752]

he say about a real fact

[@redacted7319]

You could stand to lose a few pounds

[@griffingower1883]

Sorcery is the same thing as magic

[@Rixoli]

Am I the only one who wants to meet the group or individuals who got piss drunk and started coming up with these "facts"?

[@Rixoli]

J. Hanna true, but that still leaves the fact that a bunch of people got toasted and went "Okay, we want to make a character thats going to blurt out random useless information, what ratio of genuine facts to bullshit should we use?"

[@Videosaurus_Wrex]

J. Hanna which i think it is supposed to be alluding how often everybody usually accepts facts without questioning them, it has no processes for actually thinking or testing it's ideas and just assumes itself correct because it was told so.

[@ozopolar1359]

Rixoli I think that he got all of his original data accurate but then the data got corrupted and then... this happened.

[@RebelliousRobot]

Ironically, some of these are indeed real facts.

[@ShaqNasty557]

"You could stand to lose a few pounds" Ah that's what i was looking for

[@christinedebellis9624]

3:24 SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@PixelGeeksOfficial]

"Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo does not have one hundred words for snow. They do, however, have two hundred and thiry-four words for fudge." *sigh*

[@rslashrats]

***** to show which part they were sighing at um

[@rslashrats]

because if he comments *sigh* we immediately know the precise moment and line of dialog he was sighing at

[@rslashrats]

but theyre not gonna know what the person was saying "sigh" at, there were a lot of other words, if you didn't notice

[@ElectraHeartisdead]

Obvious troll is obvious

[@windowselectronic1016]

Electra Heart You are the troll.

[@matthewherndon6488]

"Like most things he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleep waking, and later had no memory of the event." God, I think I busted a lung.

[@omegawilliam9571]

Lincoln: *Wakes up* Wh-Wha? Where am I? Slaves: Thank you for all you've done for us, President!!! Lincoln: WHAT THE FU-

[@Dragonian05]

“I did what in my sleep!? Aw crap, the South is gonna kill me!” Too soon?

[@steam-powereddolphin5449]

0:56 Imagine if he covered the Donkey Kong rap. ;)

[@VortoMundus]

It's unbelievable that valve predicted in 2011 the existence of chatGPT

[@theonlyjarrod3635]

"The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty." That's got to be the best thing I have ever read and I am disappointed in myself for not thinking of that sooner.

[@teeman9266]

I noticed that GlaDOS and this guy mentions Chells weight...a lot

[@georgplaz]

seems like someone on the writers team had some traumas to process through their creative work :P

[@RandallAgent]

Chell is not fat

[@DestructoGabe8]

Yea whats up with that!? XD

[@MCThomasN]

If it was uncorrupted it would be a good teacher

[@jeremytung1632]

It’s a little disturbing when you think about it enough, each sphere is basically a thumb drive that you attach to GlaDOS to fundamentally change who she is.

[@snowywoods.]

we need Space-GlaDOS!!!

[@_lexi]

PENS. PENS. PENS. PENS. PENS. PENS. PENS.

[@insane_ravenger1558]

Pingas. Pingas. Pingas. Pingas. Pingas. Pingas. Pingas. Pingas.

[@NotASpyReally]

Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants.

[@liriel6259]

_I'm seeing you everywhere-_

[@asuasuasu]

+Feliks Łukasiewicz (PotionLily) Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve.

[@ThatIckyGuy]

Eight!

[@thesymbiotesaga3767]

My IQ went up 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

[@xX4ttttXx]

Actually 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

[@coollary1]

0

[@thesymbiotesaga3767]

***** I think so

[@hfrox1]

***** idk why

[@icecrownpoint]

*up to

[@redpheonix1000]

"To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror" Brilliant!

[@johndeerex7589]

Brotip: Use magnets for faster photocopying

[@redpheonix1000]

@@johndeerex7589 god damn it lmao

[@roomba6071]

i like your videos

[@Ayahuasca98]

The fact someone like this exists in the same universe as half life is hilarious

[@Pen-ll4zd]

Fact: Studies have shown that the more birthdays you have, the longer you live.

[@anipaper2]

"the space sphear will never go to space"? in ya face goddammit!

[@KhanggiTanka]

"space does not exist" HA your turn

[@milesleblanc164]

Lies and slander. The Space Jam has been performed.

[@anipaper2]

***** welll.... hmmmm..... heee.... ! what definition of space?

[@itsjust_ari]

anipaper2 According to Fact Sphere *glitch* space *glitch* does not exist

[@watsgoinonhere1]

***** ...He's the Fact Core, not the TRUE Fact Core. 2+2=5 is a fact, just a FALSE one.

[@agpiplup288]

"Dental Floss has superb tensile strength" "The Square root of Rope is String" "While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, other 97% of people use boats for aquatic Transportation"

[@sniper9395]

Teacher: what's 7 + 5? Me: -0:48

[@Brittany_Fan]

THE LIKES ARE AT 12 TOO!!!

[@martijnvanweele6204]

It has been scientifically proven that men with moustaches have more hair on their upper lips than men without moustaches. Wether or not this also applies to women, is yet to be tested.

[@sarahbarnes2940]

"They are found in Australians" OOOOKAY, thanks for the info..

[@memesliketendies]

4:10 I had to do a presentation on "The Taming of the Shrew" for my english class and I put this fact at the end as a joke. It got a laugh out of my teacher.

[@hilariocitii]

“Fact shpere is incredibly handsome” Those be dem faccts

[@Zincoshine-]

I lost it at diamonds becoming packaging foam.

[@titavaughns7698]

05:05 "... everyone involved screamed the entire way." 😂😂😭 I can see that happening

[@MattTOB618]

3:35 "Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity."

[@kkotheracountnstuff8209]

I love how funny the deffective cores are