Portal - Defective

[@aperturelaboratoriesmybeloved]

"give me your body" has to be the most aggressive thing I've heard all day.

[@ThomasFarquhar2]

Just imagine he pulls out like an AR or something lmao

[@SpeedierGuide98]

@@ThomasFarquhar2 an AR2 to be exact

[@jubilanttitan4999]

@@ThomasFarquhar2 no, a GL (Grenade launcher) or and RPG launcher(Rocket propelled Grenade launcher[basically a Bazooka])

[@charlesjakesamadan4008]

*This is a Robbery, Give me your Body Now*

[@SeleenShadowpaw]

@@jubilanttitan4999 Did you learn those acronyms on your own or did your teacher have to help you? I however dig the idea that the robot built to be a stationary weapons platform has to reach for an AR to threaten someone. You other two ruined a perfectly good joke to be preschool edgy.

[@pikachufrankie]

The defective turrets definitely have more personality than the regular turrets

[@thecoatedloony6738]

+PikachuFrankie Agreed.

[@pikachufrankie]

+PHWGaming They do more than try to shoot you to death

[@thecoatedloony6738]

Once again; Agreed.

[@Purplefox93]

Tru Dat

[@luked2115]

That's because Turrets are programmed to have no personality. Thus, to be defective, you have a personality.

[@Drake_soul]

I love how the defective turrets are way more loveable than the working ones. This song really speaks to me as well. He just wants to live like everyone else, so I can really relate to him.

[@Lumberjack_king]

I get what your talking about I personally feel bad for them but what about the oracle turret

[@cvfox72]

Yep me fr.

[@JuanCarlos-ss5jc]

харош

[@sheersternfeld1914]

He feels to me like a metaphor for something. Not sure what though. Nurodivergent people maybe?

[@El-Goblino]

Meh defect turrets get more sympathy. "I don't hate you." "Poooweeerr. off.. ):" BR- HOW- WHAT- WHAAAA

[@tuneingfish678]

i love the fact that defective turrets can pretty much be fixed by giving them a chassis and some ammo, but aperture is just like "nah get rid of em"

[@Qardo]

Sums up Aperture, really. If you look not too deep within Aperture's history. It's pretty much never look too deep into why something failed. Just throw it away and try again. Ruling out the First Line any scientists says upon discovering something: "Huh. That's strange."

[@mrcephalopod]

​@@Qardo It's interesting how Johnson's and GLaDOS's management strategies different. Because my reading of the lore is that Cave DID build on and bounce back from failures. Fibreglass based diet pudding failed? Use it as a bouncing gel. Mantis DNA experiment gone awry? Let's test the mantis men's combat abilities? Ground up moon rocks fatally poison you? Well, some more fucking around shows that the ground up moon rocks conduct portals, let's find out whether the moon rock portals do anything interesting. He /did/ bounce back from failures, research further, try to make the unusable usable. But GLaDOS era Aperture? Kills test subjects after 1 track. Kills thousands of test subjects because a bird laid eggs on her console. Incinerates easily fixable turrets instead of just... fixing them. Destructive and wasteful to the point that it seems deliberate. Almost as though she had some kind of subconscious reason to resent Cave and the company...

[@adventuresofcn726]

They have bugs in the code thats what defective means

[@PiefacePete46]

@@adventuresofcn726 : Yeah... and Why debug it when you can INCINERATE IT!

[@adventuresofcn726]

​@@PiefacePete46 exactly

[@StilvurBee]

"I'm not defective" "He is defective" still a better love story than twilight

[@nagitokomaeda8932]

True man xD

[@readyvillains7663]

Ya

[@homeschoolhd596]

What’s twilight? Except the one of the main characters in my little pony

[@artg556]

like in School

[@readyvillains7663]

Hurricane HD! You don’t know what twilight is

[@brendancross2767]

"it's painted white" _squints_ eh, looks more gray, silver, and construction-tape to me

[@reclamaris]

Lol

[@glytchd]

You miss the Deeper meaning young Baka-chan

[@andrewengineering5095]

Hold up! It’s White from what I see or maybe I am color bland

[@SCP-173_]

its heat damaged white and construction tape. you were half right

[@godzillagames1243]

Gray? More Like *GAY*

[@SeAnemony]

Imagine master turret's reaction by seeing a perfect looking turret get incinerated.

[@HypotheticallyEnov]

But not sounding

[@SCP-173_]

"OH GOD NO! WHAT HAVE I DONE!" -the master turret

[@MelRosewood]

Imagine the next turret on the line, it must be horrified to say the least, just seeing a turret that looks like it getting thrown into the fire.

[@BahadurSingh-ip9rd]

"Oh my god were all going to die then"

[@Simking]

"Ah shit, there we go again."

[@nightmarefuel8215]

"give me some bullets!" *is standing on a pile of bullets* Edit: to all the people saying "He doesn't have hand, he's a turret, ect, ect,", *it's a joke*

[@wildshepherd3732]

same question

[@mistermuse9543]

well, what is he meant to do with those? pick them up with his hands?

[@noz3975]

@@mistermuse9543 good point

[@anton.chigrinetc.96]

Eh, there are no bullets whatsoever. Those are actually empty shells with everything shot.

[@F4Y3]

standing on a pile of bullets but can't fire them...

[@VideoSage]

This needs to be seen by everyone.

[@NimbleSnek]

Hi Sage :)

[@jackwilson183]

Lol sage I was just watching your survival lp

[@jackwilson183]

Lol sage I was just watching your survival lp

[@jabadabadingdong2359]

Sage? ???

[@aliceindominusrex1461]

I agree everyone on Earth 🌎🌍🌏 needs to see this

[@Rey_Palpatine]

"Give me your body" Damn bro, at least take them out to dinner before hitting them with that request

[@rogerphone481]

lol

[@humanatee6639]

Andrew Engineering u ok?

[@monoarabegum7112]

Tha shell

[@ThomasFarquhar2]

Even if he threatened the turret, he couldn't kill them

[@Jam_Van]

Bro wtf

[@magicdogstudios6624]

Theory: At the end the reason he was incinerated was because he was functional, in the earlier incinerator scene you can see Chell running past, It's possible the turret was rebuilt functionally and placed back on the line after being incinerated and didn't bother actually looking at the master turret because he knew he was working properly, he just imagines the same face but it's actually a defective turret.

[@spacemeter3001]

A series of bad luck. But you can clearly see that the turret looked excited at the master turret and the master turret didn't react. So it was more of a problem with his inner system.

[@wildshepherd3732]

@@spacemeter3001 yup

[@xxhyphenxx9365]

ITS DA BRO-BOTS NOT CHELL

[@nightrider7036]

@@xxhyphenxx9365 look at the second time he was flying to the incinerator

[@magicdogstudios6624]

@@queensomova9408 STFU BOT

[@blueguy8452]

Me: I'm not defective My psychiatrist: he is defective Me: noooo

[@kkTeaz]

*69th like activated*

[@tihoprskalo7719]

@@kkTeaz *334 likes acctivated*

[@crazybird199]

@@tihoprskalo7719 *only 3 likes past your comment but still feel the need to proclaim it.*

[@michelangelomichaelmorrice6910]

I feel this

[@tihoprskalo7719]

@@michelangelomichaelmorrice6910 HI THERE A TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!! :DD

[@random3857]

I feel like that turret when I try to do math...

[@nightwolf01]

I feel you!

[@vgames1543]

+Keaton the NightWolf I too...

[@bessibaananen5184]

i feel like defective anyway

[@jadegourlay437]

same dude

[@nathanmartell1222]

Jade Gourlay

[@theundeadpancake9869]

I'm sure Wheatley's version would be: "I'm not a moron!" _"He is a moron!"_ Edit: when did this comment get this much attention?

[@RYFT0R]

time to make a parody of this parody and im seriously gonna do that- just wait for the april first

[@RONdomTheology]

@@RYFT0R i subscribed for that please lol!

[@veronicafilin513]

Lol

[@RubenHernandez-ub6kh]

LOL

[@MichelleW870]

Claptrap *DO IT*

[@ElectroBlazer1626]

Music isn't the only reason why I see your videos. It's also the animation. Everything is smooth and I never notice any clip errors, choppy animation or anything like that. Not to mention the shading effects, Everything looks like it was real and not animation. You sir, are the # 1 best SFM animator and Portal Song creator ever.

[@defunctaccount1]

umm, there is one error. legs.

[@defunctaccount1]

+TheExclusiveWatch everytime. they arent connected to the body :(

[@milankivarott1841]

+AdrianPlayz they are but it's harder to see

[@BubbleDouble]

+Experiment Tadus Gaming :P sfmtales is better

[@Firefox1189]

Except for the legs... Those aren't connected to the turret body....

[@bacharoni1685]

7 years. I have been looking for this video for 7 years. And I’ve found it again. Why is this still so awesome? Keep it up man [extra info, I discovered this in 2016 and now it’s 2022!]

[@TiredAkami]

0:47 is it just me or did these turrets sang "it raining men!"

[@Minecrafter6818]

WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK?

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

He's breaking dooooown

[@spy_bumblebee9651]

Hallelujah

[@anirvana]

Da fuq?

[@HypotheticallyEnov]

Turn on captions

[@nairgarin7523]

I feel bad for the defective turret, they're so funny, cute and cool... :,v Well, Amazing animation and song too! n.n

[@birisi916]

Ew Weeb

[@TheFiniteSillyGuy]

@@birisi916 how is this weebish you potato salad?

[@garikm24]

​@@TheFiniteSillyGuyDAYUUUUMMM (yes i know its been 3 years)

[@Halleyulah]

Where do I donate bullets?

[@SOXANDSANDLES4EVARRR]

What about the gun AND the bullets

[@momokhong31]

where do I donate body?

[@momokhong31]

a body

[@keychi7742]

The military

[@SOXANDSANDLES4EVARRR]

List: Shovel Bag (large) Gun Bullets Knife

[@ThatIntellectualBrat]

harry when he finished workng on it "I am taking a note here, HUGE SUCCESS"

[@mihailazar2487]

02:25 OMG that gives me goosebumbs everytime ... You're a bloddy genious, Harry

[@Minecrafter6818]

Mihai Lazar sane bro

[@Minecrafter6818]

Same I ment

[@saltapple2769]

Huh?

[@this_commenter_had_a_stroke]

goosebumps came the moment i clicked WTF

[@gabgamer6493]

Wheatley using his thingy majigy to communicate in space (IM NOT A SCIENCE MAN SO DONT BLAME ME): YoU MiSpellEd BloOdY

[@RikaShinePY]

It took me some seconds to realize it was Radioactive 😂

[@BiasedYT]

_-Rika Shinestar-_ yeah radioactive from imagine dragons

[@naturegirl1999]

Yep

[@D_387]

What do you mean?

[@cooliotrainlover1213]

Took me a few years

[@jja7273]

I know

[@T342games]

this is 9 years old and still a MASTERPIECE

[@nothark]

8 years later, and it still gets stuck in my head

[@Aureylian]

My nerd and music fangirl sides are going crazy right now... Well done :)

[@YourAverageCold]

EEEEEEEEE EE EEEEEEEEE EE EEEEEEEEE

[@brandbruv8462]

B R U H

[@tsyphon9192]

@@YourAverageCold LL LL LL LL LL LL LL LLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[@STB4G]

@@YourAverageCold FFFFFFFFF FF FFFFF FF FF

[@xados-49]

This song genuinely moves me to tears every time I listen to it. I can relate to the defective turret on such a deep level.

[@Bonehead_Gaming2007]

Xados - Thanks

[@Bonehead_Gaming2007]

The Stalking Chicken Thx

[@cobgod1415]

Bet you can, weeb

[@skreechnskreem]

if you need a body, you can just go out and kidnap someone, it’s not too hard. talking from experience.

[@Vemmmy]

Well I mean..You Could Always get Some Guns Somewhere..

[@blubasnurk4241]

1:03 When a ghost tryna posses you

[@alexanderjohnson4448]

No trying to flirt with girls

[@creestly8903]

@@alexanderjohnson4448 do you think that white turret is a girl

[@samsishahril9402]

All white turret sound like a female lok

[@DIGITULW0RLD]

max you fucked up my feed now im binge watching portal videos

[@americaforever5774]

Lmao

[@zeroalpha151]

I just found your portal songs and i have to say: Every single one is a god damned masterpiece. Just straight up beautiful

[@Mangostar_babybread]

I agree better than the original songs

[@sharcc2511]

Aww... I thought it would say "Deep in my code, Defective inside..." Oh well! Great song and absolutely STUNNING animations!

[@moysey89]

just when you think Harry can't get any better, he releases another masterpiece! Great work Harry :D

[@adamfutter3708]

hey moysey!

[@davegallifrey]

huh i just posted that and immediately A like! :)

[@coffeelordran3139]

Dave Gallifrey True Story

[@enderjed2523]

I guess Atlas was kind enough to almost save a defective turret

[@enderjed2523]

holy heck after 3 years 47 likes?! THIS IS MY MOST LIKED COMMENT!

[@sergentjohncaptain2557]

6 years later and not even 100 likes Damn...

[@Peeepaw]

Harry truly added (and adds) so much to Portal and all the other Valve games.

[@Dragodonv2]

You know, I think a more ironic ending to the video would be that he finally gets fully upgraded and repaired, and yet when he goes to be scanned, it's a DEFECTIVE turret in the master copy slot, the one Chell inserts. And though the little defective turret finally achieved his dream, he still dies.

[@Sandrahy]

That plot twist o.o ...

[@Makujah_]

Damn, you're good.

[@kacperNFS]

>Reading it being like "whaaat" >Sudden realization Ohhhh...

[@Dragodonv2]

Glad to hear I made an impact on you guys :)

[@spaceman022]

Heheh that would have been great

[@EpicVoiceShitposting]

I think the defective turret was my favourite character. He was very funny.

[@jhiegzbardogz755]

Epic Voice

[@midnightcat7324]

Epic Voice yep =>

[@the_gamer_0540]

He is one of my favorites

[@1thickchic78]

Same

[@Pinglen]

*F U N N Y*

[@RantiMess]

Hehe, your getting more and more visually expressive with those turrets bro. :D Loved it!

[@Драко_Протоген076]

10 years later, it's still a damn good song!

[@StudMuffin2k]

I understand I am very late to this channel but I hope u get this comment. I really like ur videos and want more and more songs. You've done a good job. I'm subing, I look forward to more amazing videos like this, keep up the good work man ;p

[@Sulfrix_]

[Decoy Turret] * Looks like a Defective Turret * Also sounds like one to *Works like a normal turret

[@theninjas2870]

that would be awesome for portal 3 (too bad valve can't count to 3)

[@nightwolf01]

That's actually a thing! In the final course of the co-op in Portal 2, the turrets *look* defective, but they kill you.

[@Purplefox93]

That sounds so awesome.I think that would really annoy players though.;-)

[@nightwolf01]

It was annoying, they killed me and my partner before we figured out they weren't actually defective. But, that was the point, I think.

[@am-iy9gh]

+Keaton 117 ikr

[@DittoMaster6]

Yet another freaking masterful Portal parody.... Just... So awesome...

[@ponyempiresunite9702]

1:51 Did you see Chell on the catwalk? Cause I did.

[@lahavmorris9919]

How did you spot her? I never noticed untill i red this comment.

[@RubenHernandez-ub6kh]

I did

[@clairec1348]

I think it was one of those parts in the game where u replace the turret with the defective one, so u have to catch him

[@ponyempiresunite9702]

@@clairec1348 Yeah.

[@kpenera]

I saw alatis and P-body on the catwalk too.

[@Gunslingerwashere]

"give me your body" Talking to Women 101

[@alexanderjohnson4448]

He lucky because the other turret seemed to enjoy that

[@cooliotrainlover1213]

Sounds so wrong

[@oracle372]

Alexander Johnson No the other turret was like: :O OH NO SAVE M-

[@tompenmata]

Now That's Weird Because All Turrets Sound Like Girls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@andrewengineering5095]

@Tom Pen r/hmmmmmmmm

[@vectorbrony3473]

you sir never fail to impress. This Is amazing work

[@MarcopoleMAkinon]

Its awesome to see how the voice evolves everytime the turred was upgrated. Also the animation is awesome too

[@billcipher1756]

there is literately no change to the turret's voice through the song

[@billcipher1756]

***** no, and by the way, i switched from, give me a body to give me bullets (both of them) and there was no change. if you are talking about the building music, i can hear that but there is no change to the voice itself .

[@billcipher1756]

***** first time or second?

[@billcipher1756]

***** i hear no difference at all i do hear more layering each time but no change to the voice

[@gingeralemale9552]

Oh

[@chaosinsurgency236]

"I'm not defective, he is defective!“ GLaDOS and chell: emmm...

[@tiernaerika]

0:50 look at the turret falling in the back

[@maukku1572]

wow

[@Kuwagattai]

@Bread Dude it is still funny number, haha

[@Kuwagattai]

@Bread Dude the one who changes it to 70 will be sent to the bake- i mean CAKE room, yeah.. cake..

[@Kuwagattai]

@Bread Dude thank you, i am sorry i cannot do the same for you, tis because i found it as funny number

[@parrymations6442]

Oh ya

[@ViktoriusIII]

Not to bust anybodys mood here... but i like this interpretation: We are all kinda this defetive turret. We all struggle with things others seem to be able to without problems... We try adjusting more and more... but there always seems to be something that makes us seem defetive... at least we think that others think that. The "bullets" that he wants is the "ultimative" difference that we see and which we try to get to... We think if we have this thing it would make us more happy... but in the end getting this thing will only rip open another difference. We always think that the outside world is going to judge us based on some minor details we see in us, even though others probably don't and will never see. I know its true for me... i always have and probably will always think that I'm different from everyone else... thinking that others don't have flaws or own thoughts... thinking I will not ever come to rest in my life... this is why "I feel it in my code, enough to make my core explode" gives me goosebumps everytime... This subtle feeling that we are defetive and should be so much better... the story of my life. I wish everyone a nice week :) Maybe you even liked my interpretation ^^

[@avanelletheclockfriend2515]

PREACH IT!

[@ilt255]

+ViktoriusIII what is "defetive"

[@bingoccolon]

broken

[@ilt255]

[S] Eaglehawk519 not "defective", "defetive"

[@thefalloutguy5773]

ViktoriusIII k

[@Retrogamepak]

Another great video, nice job harry. Cave Johnson would be proud.

[@turretb92f13]

Poor turret.. Anyways, I was up there! Look at me sing!

[@thespy4131]

Turret is that you

[@fatkrabs752]

I was right next you!

[@andrewengineering5095]

That spy is not one of us

[@andrewengineering5095]

Funny thing is on Steam my name is Robot #22

[@turretcore7746]

I know so sad to see other turrets get this treatment

[@sampletext5959]

Me before Entropy Zero 2: "cool and good" Me after: "Wilson?!"

[@EnderCatCore]

o:

[@fortkavanagh]

YOU DID IT AGAIN! PURE GENIUS with the song, why Steam hasn't hired you yet for your musical genius I'll never know?

[@sami_irl]

Finnaly a song based on the best voice in portal!!!

[@knightofarkronia9968]

As someone on the autism spectrum, I find this video relatable. It feels like no matter how hard I try, I’ll never be able to fit in, and I’ll have nothing to look forward to but rejection.

[@МанькаДракон]

I need a body Give me your body! XD

[@Bonehead_Gaming2007]

Манька Дракон Stop insulting me , i didnt realize what i just said

[@ginqus]

@@Bonehead_Gaming2007, You are... *DEFECTIVE!!!*

[@ginqus]

Привет, русская! (твой никнейм тебя сдаёт. Как и меня! XD)

[@mr_masteryt8977]

Русские :0

[@Bonehead_Gaming2007]

Танк КВ-44 М No . im . *NOT*

[@intheyear19XX]

I want to cringe because it's a musical parody... but it's well done. I'm very conflicted. Good job at confusing me? I guess? And making a good animation, and lyrics that are certainly better than what I could pull off.

[@TheWaffleLord6787]

Woah, Harry still checks the comments on videos this old? Mad respect man. XD

[@companioncube4232]

Jokes on you, it's sounds better than original

[@goodbyebro-g6o]

aaa aaa its not

[@GoobleDip]

Your work is just awesome. Congratulations.

[@W1ntervr_gt]

Old memories of best songs.

[@sun_daes]

i really love how this song actually slaps, absolutely amazing

[@Timberwolfer21]

"Give me your body." -insert Lenny face here-

[@fish1753]

Robert Rivet you need () .|.

[@MrVauxs]

*booty*

[@bastion8781]

+Arataka Reigen by body he means a chassis

[@Flame_DaPe]

Shou meh ur bubies

[@lewismegablastar18]

lol

[@Darkstar263]

I honestly can't stop listening to this. It's addictive. Great work. One of your best songs yet, I look forward to anymore you do in the future. Keep up the good work.

[@lampionmancz]

I may be a month late but for this song to be 10 years old is insane.

[@Chaappers]

This is awesome! :) Good job man.

[@freshlemonade6496]

ikr if you say its bad WELL N000!!!!!!!!!! #IT IS AWESOME

[@BubbleDouble]

the original song has like 20x more likes, and in my opinion, this one needs 100x more likes than the original one :3

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

I always saw the Defective Turrets as the Ambitious Underdog since, while they're nonfunctioning, they have alot more spirit in their voice than the normal monotone turrets do.

[@Supershadow301]

That's what make them defective: a kind of spirit they have that normal ones don't have. Or maybe they get that spirit when they become defective.

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

Supershadow301 I would guess the exposed metallic mechanics and lack of bullets (And sight for most of them) would be a bigger problem than their voice personality. XD

[@Supershadow301]

MetroidJunkie2007 I'm not talking of their voices! I'm talking about their "spirit". For example: in the original game, when they answer the turret to prove they aren't defective, they say stuff like, "Have you got some bullets?" while regular ones would just answered "Hello."

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

Supershadow301 Well, I said voice personality, which would mean the spirit they put into it and I know, I played through Portal 2. I'm just saying that, if the only thing that was defective about them was having a different voice, the system probably wouldn't be rigged to throw them into the incinerator. Afterall, that 'different' turret has a normal voice but was labeled as a defect, likely because it doesn't get aggressive when it spots an intruder, instead spouting insightful commentary.

[@Supershadow301]

MetroidJunkie2007 Yeah... The different turret... You mean, the one you can find in the incinerator? That predict the future?

[@You-e2l]

I NEED MORE BOOLETS, I NEED MORE BOOLETS, I NEED MORE BOOLETS

[@MCCreocity]

Nice job once again harry! you never cease to amaze!

[@MuhammadLuthfi-eq2nz]

I wa hoping for a music video about Atlas and P-Body, but seriously this is really awesome, Harry!

[@bisinct]

"Give Me Your Body" - Defective Turret At Whatever Time

[@austin5623isawesome]

At 162973:27

[@bisinct]

+The Video Game Mixer U Wot M8

[@meluandria]

+The Video Game Mixer from pink sheep lololololol good one prankstrgangstr

[@jakeanator7877]

+kenzie woolston OK m9

[@saftoguy2133]

1:02 is it

[@asdf-23512]

This nicely shows the problems with the defective turrets. First, the body and bullets. Then, the internals.

[@memenumnoscopus]

AWESOME! I kind of expected the last verse to be sung by a normal turret being rejected by the system after Chell replaced the template.

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

I was expecting that too. Finally a working, functioning turret, waiting in line to be accepted and suddenly seeing the defective-turret template standing there, rejecting him.

[@Synful_RoX]

Great song as always, Harry. I'm sure we all know by now that you're a wizard.

[@redeemedoracle687]

LOL

[@vissenekku]

You just keep them coming! You must have a dozen professional animators chained up in your cellar...

[@Harry101UK]

SHH! No one is supposed to know! ...

[@RantiMess]

HELP ME!!!!

[@Horizon_Flyer]

Harry101UK Harry where is the Glados cover of *Last Christmas*?! You promised it by the end of the year and still nothing.

[@RantiMess]

Nicole Harding That would be a silly thing to do in spring.

[@redstreak9430]

Hard to believe this is almost a decade old

[@HauntFreak13]

I like how Atlas and P-Body are trying to help him. lol So cute! I love the defective turrets.

[@ChicaTheCheerleader]

Yay :3

[@ChicaTheCheerleader]

***** no people keep stealing this account so it changes

[@drix4275]

You make some awesome covers, dudes and doodettes (providing it's not a lone person). This is beautiful. ^o^

[@renerestel484]

Lyrics in german Ich wurde gerade gebaut, Zeit meine Waffen zu testen! Ich bin auf der Strecke und möchte Spaß haben! Ich versuche zu schießen ... Ah ... Ich bin in der Schlange, gehe hoch und checke im Turmclub aus. Das ist es, ich bin dabei ... VERBRANNT ZU WERDEN! (Er bricht zusammen!) Ich fühle es in meinem Code! Genug, um meinen Kern zu explodieren! Ich brauche einen Körper! Bitte gib mir einen Körper! Ich brauche einen Körper! Gib mir einen Körper! NEIN! NEIN! Ich bin nicht defekt! (Er ist defekt!) NEIN! NEIN! Ich bin nicht defekt! (Er ist defekt!) Ich versuche zu passieren, ziehe ein paar "Klamotten" an. Ich bin ein schlechter Turm ... nehme ich an. Es ist weiß lackiert, ich passe direkt hinein! WOAH! Ich bin in der Leitung, ziehe mich hoch und checke im Turm-Club aus! Es hat nicht funktioniert, ich bin dabei ... VERBRANT ZU WERDEN! (Er bricht zusammen!) Ich fühle es in meinem Code! Genug, um meinen Kern zu explodieren! Ich brauche ein paar Kugeln! Bitte gib mir ein paar Kugeln! Ich brauche ein paar Kugeln! Gib mir ein paar Kugeln! NEIN! NEIN! Ich bin nicht defekt! (Er ist defekt!) NEIN! NEIN! Ich bin nicht defekt! (Er ist defekt!) Alle Systeme gehen! Mein Chip hat nicht gebraten! Tief in meinem Code ... Zugriff verweigert ... (Er bricht zusammen!) Ich fühle es in meinem Code! Genug, um meinen Kern zu explodieren! Ich brauche ein paar Kugeln! Bitte gib mir ein paar Kugeln! Ich brauche ein paar Kugeln! Gib mir ein paar Kugeln! NEIN! NEIN! Ich bin nicht defekt! (Er ist defekt!) NEIN! NEIN! Ich bin nicht defekt! (Er ist defekt!)

[@lydiagalantmotherf]

Thank you

[@jceight_ballgaming1013]

This is so random, but I love it since I'm a little German. I now wanna try to do a German cover of this.

[@nuv2987]

NEIN! (I had to)

[@KHOOBER]

Hallo, ich bin dumme wie eine ente

[@chubbelly1056]

Except none of us here is German. Not even the personality cores. Have a good day sir.

[@danielthecake8617]

WE MAKING IT INTO THE INCINERATOR WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@robertchapman2174]

XD I thought you would go with the full meme!

[@ivanbiscuit6924]

turret at 1:42 "okay. That looks norm- waaiittt..."

[@FeeshOfTGMC]

When he got that armor then i remembered him you could see him 2 times in portal and his other version. When GLaDOS said that it is just garbage you could see there turret. What it does is that it blinks.

[@shiptoster]

ReddyTRM Backo true dat

[@thedripcritic9379]

Imagine being a turret minding your own business and some random defective turret just yells "GIVE ME A BODY" to you

[@TheVerota09]

what i would say couyld be *W H A T*

[@xanderw7930]

Me: no, but we can play some video games maybe like fnaf, batim, portal *looks at screen*

[@xeno3773]

@lord stars u wouldn't be able to, they have inf. bullets

[@NOOB4306i]

lmao

[@nina4707]

"I need a body, give me a body, I need a body, give me *your* body" I felt that

[@Caztendo]

Can u imagine a Portal Show or something made By Harry101UK with P-body and Atlas make this song into it have them try to fix a broken turret

[@Dudugs2000]

Yes. Portal, Imagine Dragons. Yesh.

[@decoyster]

this song gives me very weird feeling. its so awesome.

[@annes5986]

I know right?

[@Bonehead_Gaming2007]

Decoysk I have a beutifull singing voice

[@thomaschabbear7605]

"I need bullets !!" Me : take it 📦, but rememder : I haven't met the one who can outsmart a bullet...

[@wiwentor]

How about medic from tf2 (ubercharge)

[@robloxdude626]

BEST SONG EVER

[@rainbowbronypony8483]

I cannot get enough of this song. how do I put this.... ITS WAYYYYY BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL!!!!!

[@BOOGEYMANLLC]

My favorite yet! Thanks

[@OffTheRailsUK]

Love how this song is a reference to one of my favourite songs that I loved! (Radioactive)

[@riverbrotherston]

I feel like youtube portal videos is where I go after I annoy the shit out of my friends with my obsession of portal so I feel like everyone else in the world loves portal as much as I do.

[@Jonny11890]

This is AWESOME!

[@Jonny11890]

Michael Rosenberg yes?

[@MaxAlokin]

It'd be amazing if one of the band members was actually a Portal fan and saw this.

[@schwarzerritter5724]

I love the turrets calling out the defective turret while several of them are falling off the platform.

[@xtreme666gamingcz2]

+Harry101UK Bloody hell, you are from England! Finally!

[@Harry101UK]

+Xtreme666 Gaming CZ Haha! Finally what? =D

[@xtreme666gamingcz2]

Finally someone from there! Screw America, i love England :D

[@xtreme666gamingcz2]

I did not say i am from England, i just told ya i LOVE England. That´s not the same. Oh and mee? Rly?

[@text-8364]

+Xtreme666 Gaming CZ Why would you love England? I live here and it never stops raining.

[@leysont]

+max dawe Why does everyone hate rain? I'd love to live in UK, only because of the rain.

[@rentoonnetwork]

“I’m a bad turret I suppose," Yeah, join the club.

[@TheZacrificer]

hes asking for bullets when there are a thousand on the ground

[@leod.v.3854]

fefe exposto not really the see humans and robots like other turrets besides them any thing inanimate the dont see but that goes for all turrets in the portal series the turrets will shot you even if theres bullet prof glass in front of you, you know the glass is there but the turrets don't know theres glass

[@williamsmithereens2535]

He can't pick them up. No hands.

[@TheZacrificer]

SonixPunch PlaysMc oh yeah good point

[@FluffyCookieman]

There Shells..

[@anneelk9066]

leonardo del viscio They shoot at bullet-proof glass only in Portal 1.

[@nivengh687vggmcmaster2]

bad cop: so thats your story wilson

[@sawwshark6744]

Defective: "I need a body, please give me a body, I need a body GIVE ME YOUR BODY. Turret: "Nigga, hell naw."

[@walletherobot4424]

he doesn't have ARMS genius inanimate insanity 2 test tube: arms!!!! me |=/ test tube: =(

[@thatrandomdude4371]

#DefectiveTurretLivesMatter

[@Bonehead_Gaming2007]

LethalBacon Yup

[@chubbelly1056]

#FortniteSucks

[@smashroomz3392]

@@chubbelly1056#FortniteShouldShutDown

[@thehiddenwatcher]

#SaveTheDefects!

[@thehiddenwatcher]

Defective Turret #SplatoonIsBetter

[@fighterbrony]

arnold swashneigher turret would say, give me your body, your bullets, and your vocal procesor

[@Phr8]

Content so fresh, so clean, you go a sub of this video, 6.5 years after you made it. I FEEEL IT IN MY CODE