Portal Epic Edition: The Complete Guide | Cognitive Breakdown Tests Campaign

[@zenphir9051]

This is what happens when you forget to update the morality core.

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

"An update is available for the morality core, would you like to install it?" "I'll do it later..."

[@cheedam8738]

windows 10 updates reference

[@hexagonalchaos]

This is what happens when you forget to update your war based hat simulator too

[@jockdouglass3824]

@@TinyDeskEngineer "it seems that you are trying to give morals do you need any help with that?" -clippy

[@glados5844]

What are you talking about? There is no 'morality core' or murder, just safe computer aided testing.

[@spinningninja2]

The Valve community continues to slide into absolute madness

[@jediapc226]

It’s been years since a mainline portal game At this point I would take portal VR

[@hansonkerman7286]

I see you haven’t spent any amount of time in the Portal/2 mapping community. We’re basically all either like this, completely sane, gods at [INSERT ASPECT OF CONTENT CREATION HERE, e.g. animation or modeling or mapping], or like this pretending to be sane (yes darvil I see you there)

[@RidgeVR]

@@jediapc226 dude, I would have taken portal vr the moment valve started making vr games. I want portal 3 to be in vr. I just like vr better, and there are many ways to make flying with portals not motion sickening.

[@crust2281]

"While safety is one of enrichment center's goals"

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

"The high energy pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, has been designed to *k i l l y o u*

[@Jikimo_286]

Lol

[@Doc_K]

“Serious injuries may occur” smh rocket turrets are a part of every day social life get use to it!

[@iceberg_os]

Indeed

[@jockdouglass3824]

"it was rigged from the start"

[@sniper9395]

I just love the fact that you aren't even safe in the elevator, and that there's a rocket turret forcing you to be on your toes

[@insert-joke-name]

10 y/o me making "difficult levels" in Mario Maker

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

Are you trying to imply that these test chambers aren't hard?

[@insert-joke-name]

@@TinyDeskEngineer That's not what I meant. Many levels in MM are only hard because there are thousands of enemies and unfair obstacles spammed across the whole level. This mod emits the same energy, only difference: The crappy level design here was on purpose.

[@SK-by6qd]

@@insert-joke-name I wouldn’t call it crappy level design, there’s actually some really interesting and unique stuff in here that you don’t see in anything else Portal.

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

@@SK-by6qd like barnacles holding roller mines

[@cheedam8738]

lol yeah extreme things

[@ihavenoideadanny]

"we hope your time in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one" *dodging rockets that dont hurt him with splash damage*

[@MrGermandeutsch]

*[Spoiler Warning, even tho I don't even need to add these stupid Spoiler Warnings because nobody else does it in any comment section anyway, and you shouldn't read the comments in the first place if you don't want to be spoilered, THIS IS COMMON SENSE!!!1!11!]* I love how the ending is just a *_The Beginners Guide_* Reference.

[@kioater1837]

I believe that these were weatleys unused test chambers

[@plutonioseilamano]

Bro is talking about portal 2 but we are literally 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years before it existed 💀

[@dustinvr-dp1nl]

@@Kallichore09r/woosh

[@EverlyScott]

pov: you're going through portal 1 while aperture is being invaded by black mesa

[@lilgreenslimecat]

nah, its glados and combine epic collab

[@glados5844]

We've never been invaded, especially not by _them._ We shot them dead on sight. Oops, was I not supposed to say that? Ha ha.

[@MemeStudiosTM]

​@glados5844 yo what is glados doing here 😭

[@kirbgames]

The quote 'killing you is hard' really does mean something

[@glados5844]

It really does.

[@Fnfboiischannel]

True

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

G-Man: *walks through fizzler* G-Man: "Employers... I don't feel so good..."

[@mcg.youtube]

G-Man is *unauthorized equipment* or does that happen in a part I haven't seen yet?

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

@@mcg.youtube he gets emancipated

[@steam-powereddolphin5449]

Nah, he just teleported...

[@tonnentonie2767]

The grill get fizzled

[@manhvu4988]

@@mcg.youtube any half life NPCs get fizzled by the fizzlers

[@tyzemol]

2:55 I just ran straight though the turrets like an idiot, but it worked.

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

"First, however note the incandescent particle field across the exit" I think those are lasers, GLaDOS.

[@generikadeyo]

literal minutes in and I'm already completely broken by putting the button onto the cube

[@UpsideDownCycle]

Having "Bombs For Throwing at You" play during the boss fight is so fitting

[@SeaMoreVatman]

Im glad to see Hoopy the hoop got his big break in this version

[@ChilliusVGM]

i dont think ive ever seen a mod like this that is legitimately funny so props to the creator

[@thatgarryman9400]

Chell: [sees gman] Also Chell: [goes to the outdated portal and literally gets into half-life]

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

That portal transition to Half Life was incredible.

[@fecalunfunny7109]

Yes

[@brightblackhole2442]

that's because they're the same game

[@monuri0451]

@@brightblackhole2442 half life 1 does not run on the source engine, and half life 1’s style is nothing like hl2’s therefore portals style is nothing like it either, they are not the same game.

[@CSGModFan2012]

@@monuri0451 there is a (buggy) port of hl1 to source.

[@monuri0451]

@@CSGModFan2012 i know that, i’m referring to the original game.

[@rudyk5518]

I guess GlaDos has been taking some notes

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

"Things have changed since the last time you went to the surface" *taco bell ringing sound*

[@iTrapa]

Instead of Caroline, they just jammed some random insane person into GLaDOS.

[@memehunter2476]

the true ending is pretty much "guys something is wrong with my stasis room"

[@hiliktmal]

Flying turrets might be one of the most terrifying things I have ever seen

[@aperture102]

beyond proud and amazed you could do this, completely baffled as well. no clue how you endured such torture. keep being great

[@Jacksaur_]

I miss the days of utterly unfair mods like this. Great video!

[@Harrenders]

This person breaking down the steps to beat it: "I made it quiter to save your ears" Me: **turns the volume at max**

[@lolzor96]

"We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one" *Looks at missle turrets* Yeah no not really

[@yol_n]

"CBT campaign" Weathley: ohhh, I see.

[@LiquaFusion]

I felt obligated to beat this since i've beaten portal over 20 times and consider it to be one of my favorite games of all time, so with the help of your walkthrough and probably several hundred quick saves, I beat it however, I give you credit for figuring out the solutions to all these puzzles by yourself WITHOUT a walkthrough so you can make one for everyone else, absolutely insane

[@Terkzorr]

1: Sees the main menu in the first 10 seconds of the video 2: *Downloads mod*

[@Pop4484]

5:45 lmao that’s so clever

[@nef3659]

that ending is absolutely perfect

[@Riolka]

If GlaDos really wanted to kill Chell:

[@ClearTrackSpeed]

Wow glados just loves you from the start in this one

[@glados5844]

I love all of my test subjects equally, especially when dead.

[@handlenottaken]

@@glados5844you don’t love me though

[@handlenottaken]

@@glados5844you don’t even love chell even a tiny bit

[@sopix7761]

in chamber 4 i thought "you have a shotgun and many ammo boxes" when you were fighting manhacks

[@cheedam8738]

The taco bell sound effect at the boss fight tho lol Also the beats at the ending scene

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

The lights have eyes... and sniper rifles.

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

"A noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol" I very seriously doubt that

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

How nice of the mapmaker to give you places to heal in the turret level.

[@mattquellobello]

Oh yeah, CBT My favorite game

[@previousdoctor8362]

dang chamber 6 entry room was actually really cool looking

[@starrybook]

This is portal on expert mode

[@Erik_The_grate]

This beginning right shows that so small the rocket turret has a small hitbox

[@romanmanos5251]

Hello and welcome to the Aperture science computer aided advanced center, may God save your soul...

[@AmaroqStarwind]

Since you have the HEV suit, you should try using the Sprint more often earlier on.

[@JaxsonShehane]

nicknames for all the chambers that i made up chamber 00: your business is appreciated chamber 01: the effects of prolonged exposure to the button chamber 02: power chamber 03: portal-kour chamber 04: manhack nest chamber 05: you’re not a good person; neither am I chamber 06: subject hometown here chamber 07: abandoned camp chamber 08: the consequence for failure chamber 09: red chamber 10: mcdonald’s ball pit ill do the rest later

[@pelmeshkabruh]

16:27 time for Wheatley crab

[@mionfel1350]

This conversion looks like it was made by a sadist and that only the truly masochistic would even attempt. Well done for finishing this abomination of rage and sadness.

[@crump9148]

i would kill to watch jolly play this

[@Alfe5]

Me too. I already sharpened my knives months ago.

[@JukoYT]

The wait is over, he played the regular version

[@gavinleonard4848]

39:21 that's why glados called chell fat

[@diddoinarow8846]

34:41 Lol

[@electrobob992]

Definitely one of those realities where the combine managed to takeover aperture and use it as a more intense prison basically Nova propect on steroids. Of course GLaDOS would be fine with it, more testing after all.

[@deadchannel7832]

Getting to shoot Wheatly was the best part

[@shoolepak]

Considering that multiverse is canon in Portal, this is probably just from one of those realities where they failed to properly install a morality core.

[@Chargerburn]

Underrated Chanel the best content for portal I have seen in a while

[@friedchickenUSA]

its so funny watching this walkthrough and seeing which chambers i completed "wrong", and how in chamber 00, i hopped and skipped past the turrets before they could kill me in chamber 04, i sprinted for the cube and caught it before it fell into the juice. i then placed it against the door, stood on the button and shot the cube into the door, so it was stuck. then i ran for it and jumped through in chamber 07 i did a sprint jump from the non-moving moving platform to get across in chamber 08, i shot a blue portal above the exit elevator, where the gravity is normal. i jumped through the orange portal while crouching, and when i un-crouched, i glitched through the metal mesh floor and reached the elevator. that was an accident. i was also able to ride the underside of the upside down moving platform. in chamber 09, i ran behind the turrets to take them out in the button room, went back to awkwardly throw the cube onto the orange portal platform, then got it into the button room after walking there without it. also i kept the cube on the button by following the footprints on the ground. i dont know if that was changed in a version between this video's upload and today. in chamber 10, i reached the middle platform in the second room by just kinda trying really hard to preserve enough momentum after jumping into the portal, so i kinda did it the vanilla way. then i used one of the glitchy cubes to get further up by breaking my legs with the gravity gun. in chamber 12, i jumped into the cube's prison and got out. i got through chamber 14 without killing the snipers. i hadnt thought about holding the grenade. i got into the elevator while blocking the nearest sniper with the cube. it was pretty awkward, since the cube always got knocked out when it was shot. none of the other snipers aimed for me. idk if it was because of the angle, or the mountain of chairs i had gravity gunned into the area. in chamber 15, the energy ball in the bathtub room bounced chaotically and eventually went into the hole. i also skipped getting sent back to the start because i portalled through the hallway that comes after. i dont remember how i got past the part after that, but it was different than in this video, and i barely made it. in 16, i carried the same ball around most of the level. i think i got lucky with how it rolled right into my path. in 17, i got the energy ball into the first catcher by putting a portal just behind the catcher. the angles are stretched out enough that it worked. in 19, i didnt break the glass to get to the button, and instead kinda flew at it from the side in the secret ending route i gravity gunned the cube through the barrier so i didnt have to go back for it. i also used it to knock over the turrets. i guess most of these arent "wrong" executious of the levels. but im pleasantly amazed that these levels were designed with such chaos, that there almost is no incorrect way to get through them. 19/10

[@ODEF.]

I like the blue theme the levels have, especially when it replaces that BTS orange ALSO THAT ONE DOOR LOADING SCREEN LOL

[@fokii9880]

Portal 1 but GLaDOS is a little less subtle.

[@lizardizzle]

This is Portal if Valve's playtesters were masochistic.

[@gavinleonard4848]

36:56 [insert Cave Jhonson screaming about lemons]

[@Lunarcreeper]

33:14 if u kill the manhacks enough times they will stop spawning, but it's not rlly worth doing

[@MINECRAFTLOVER4000]

is the true ending a reference to the beginners guide?

[@calcrafter2429]

GLaDOS: how are you still alive?! Chell: I have no idea!

[@Bacony_Cakes]

Portal: Rocket Spam Edition.

[@spro394]

cant wait for Jolly to find this gem.

[@foottaco]

Chamber 18 is ｔａｌｌ

[@Michi_Exiled]

Whoever made this mod hates humanity

[@cheefu6473]

if glados had no morality core and made the tests near impossible

[@SourceSpaghetti]

Although this was intended to be a rage mod, the retextured stuff and the mini Easter eggs are very cool.

[@cortinastone]

This really is as the kids say, epic.

[@Shy_Abi]

_Portal: Psychological Torture_

[@maxwheatley4497]

This doesn't even look fun (Ok maybe a little lol) it just looks stressful

[@starcatcherksp1517]

It’s so fucking ridiculous to be not fun

[@nobodyreadshandles]

POV: you break the morality core

[@havoc3-243]

companion boat yes

[@Saalby55]

portal but glados REALLY wants you to know the she wants to kill you

[@OuterW1ld]

"My Dreams aren't that weird" The Dreams in Question:

[@Spaaace493]

Welcome to android hell

[@PstrywBerryVids]

haha pee cbt thats funny

[@thenotsogood_gamer]

Looks -like hell- epic!

[@MiniHQ]

8:17 ah that makes sense, even tho my game hasn’t crashed and my pc is generally bad, I always blew this part up just to get it out of the way

[@gergokostyak-szoverdi2822]

I love how there are all kinds of attempts of mass genocide, and in the end there is just walter white who starts to float

[@Harrenders]

32:12 Shotgun intensifies*

[@DefenderTerrarian]

This is why nerds aren't allowed to be alone for days on end. We go strange, and make even stranger things.

[@user-abarrelroll]

12:50 I wonder where this elevator went

[@TheTyler2]

Glados is really tired of Chells bullshit

[@JL-wg4os]

little timmy when he got access to a portal demo:

[@giftedlicense3548]

Glados seems really murdery today...

[@archivushka]

The famous Portal Epic Edition, or just *PEE*

[@Lunarcreeper]

i got stuck in chamber 13 and when i saw how to get the cube i felt like an idiot

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

Barnacles and Roller Mines are a dangerous combination.

[@Uuan1000]

I don't know much about Half-Life 2, but if I know anyting a lot of this technology use is combine technology... Grips with the fact that in the normal portal game energy pellets and turrets still exist, both of which are nearly identical to the ones seen in Half-Life 2 so I can see this mod is more canonical to the original portal because it has all the combined technology thereby proving and that's aperture and the combine are together

[@gamingmarci.002]

1:11:57 _I may as well enjoy this while I'm still lucid. So, he imagined himself flying, and began to gently float above the ground. Then, he imagined himself soaring through space on a magical starfield. And it too appeared!_ (stanley parable, insane ending; kzbin.info/www/bejne/mWTVkompnsRjn68m42s )

[@modo_anonymato]

Glados... your sun of a beach

[@iaminyourwalls.]

Portal if it had a nightmare difficulty:

[@FrenchFryCheese04]

I would fuck up my PC

[@adamlapidus4420]

Is it me, or does this mod look more difficult than fun?

[@cube2483]

skill issue, filtered, normie

[@gandhitheholeresizer8329]

@@cube2483wow dude you’re so fucking funny

[@cube2483]

@@gandhitheholeresizer8329 anime on pfp, opinion rejected

[@COMPACTOR2000]

​​@@cube2483well then how about I say it:you're unfunny

[@COMPACTOR2000]

Okay but seriously this mod is actual diarrhea even when it doesn't try to, and I can say that cause i've passed chamber 16 so far

[@AmaroqStarwind]

There's a mod that adds hands to the Portal Gun's view model. You should check it out.

[@Alfe5]

I already have it for my regular portal 1. In PEE, it’s a feature.

[@electrobob992]

".. and although fun.." You call this fun! This is a death trap!!

[@yonderalt2662]

This is so hilarious the amount of trolls and cursed content this mod maker did hahaha

[@Alfe5]

Wasn’t one mod creator. I was apart of the team. Consisted of many individuals who are all listed in the main campaign’s credits.

[@yonderalt2662]

@@Alfe5 Thats even better haha

[@Dkwifjzskskfi]

I love portals from alpha! :>