Portal: Google Translate Edition Credits

[@BinkusTheTrinkus]

Thank you so much for sharing!

[@daigonmocs0785]

Will you be google translating portal 2 ?

[@fourtrifiveo4350]

@@daigonmocs0785 that would be a hell of a task

[@daigonmocs0785]

@@fourtrifiveo4350 True...

[@TheRogueWolf]

@@daigonmocs0785 My brain blew a fuse trying to imagine how the "combustible lemons" rant would come out.

[@daigonmocs0785]

@@TheRogueWolf I would definitely like to voice act the cave of johnson Edit: I just google translated cave johnson and came out with "Hilary swanson"

[@deadmemes21]

“Now that we have a beta version, we’ll release it later” Sounds like Valve.

[@ELAF_Real]

True

[@superJK92]

So true

[@mahlawn2808]

"You can find more information on our website" Why does this fit so well?

[@perodactyl490]

there's an aperture logo somewhere in game that says something like that.

[@wta1518]

"I've experiments to run There is research to be done"

[@trimmershave]

Wow, I didn't know Glados was a money launderer. The things you learn every day.

[@Infinite_Archive]

Knowing Aperture, are you really surprised?

[@angelinasurzhyk6655]

I was thinking Cave Johnson, but GLaDOS works even better lmao

[@wta1518]

@@Infinite_Archive I think it's more likely that MesaBlack was a money launderer.

[@tannermccauley4894]

its last words: "DONT KILL ME" Portugal: still alive

[@LucasVoid]

Portugal: Shijo Booth

[@TheRogueWolf]

A truly moving tribute to Shijo Booth.

[@therexagon8752]

@@perodactyl490 you are literally a 3 year old hydroglophigus

[@perodactyl490]

@@therexagon8752 darnit now i will like because *someone* _ruined_ it.

[@redstuntdouble9379]

Who the hell is Shijo booth?

[@perodactyl490]

@@redstuntdouble9379 i have no hecking idea. Probably some famous person that the translator corrected to.

[@wta1518]

@@redstuntdouble9379 No Idea, but Shijubooth is pretty cool.

[@largerockit]

"I make fun of his science and *K I L L H I M* ."

[@redscorpion4222]

my favorite part also 2:41 a time stamp for it

[@TriplePistol]

StarHarv:This just in, a new "he" lore...

[@cultimagination]

the "dont kill me" at then end is really chilling

[@TheBonkleFox]

I assume GLaDOS uploaded a copy of her data into chell, and effectively she's tryna tell chell to live her life because it's the only think keeping GLaDOS alive in any sense

[@BetterCallBigShotAutos]

@@TheBonkleFox Maybe the entire battle is Chell's neurotoxin-induced hallucination and the credits are what's really happening: Chell found something that can destroy GLaDOS and GLaDOS is trying to praise Chell with the credits' words and images of cake and checkmarks to talk her out of using it while also using neurotoxin to knock her out, the fight is how Chell's brain interprets her trying to get to the GLaDOS-destroying thingy, and GLaDOS's mean dialogue is Chell interpreting GLaDOS singing the credits (the weird pictures on the monitors are how neurotoxin'd Chell sees the images in the credits), and once she gets to it (is about to destroy the Anger Core in the hallucination) GLaDOS realises that the credits' words won't work and straight-up tells her to not do it (which doesn't work because Chell doesn't realise that she said that) The credits showing up after the fight symbolises Chell awakening from the hallucination and remembering what was really going on

[@dusk696]

some of the credits... "The countrymen are barbarians" "Stay at home" "He who has many wives" "IKEA Iran" "A woman with a bucket" "Half of London" "Dad" "Food receipts" "the moon" "Underwear" and then there's "Thank you for your face"

[@Lennox-Toastmann66]

What about “Look at the Iraqi submarine”?

[@sparklespark]

Steve sighed

[@mumujibirb]

Cow hair

[@StanCrocodile]

Coffee Newell

[@fryingpan9483]

What about "Chris is rude", "YO YOU DUCHET GORINGS", "John", "David's bachelor's degree", "Oh HOLDEN", "In europa universalis Halifax", "Bouncy bouncy", "Well, Flower", and "Jungle trees"?

[@dolphinbob]

T I M E C O N S U M I N G O I L

[@guadalupearias7118]

[ scientists want to know your location ]

[@埊]

[ scientists arleady know your location ]

[@dolphinbob]

[ scientists are at your location ]

[@fryingpan9483]

[ Current objective: Survive ]

[@sonnezone]

[ objective: consume the time consuming oil ]

[@ARandomSpace]

"When you die you die" -Translated GLaDOS Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor.

[@retro4372]

People die when they are killed.

[@ARandomSpace]

@@retro4372 The roof here is made out of roof.

[@murphmariotwopointoh7714]

Hey, this wall tastes like wall!

[@wta1518]

Yes, that's what killing you means.

[@BruH-xg5eo]

Hmmm that air made from nitrogen, oxygen, argon, carbon dioxide, neon, helium, krypton, hydrogen, xenon and most importantly Air

[@nickel7327]

I love the “It is not, however” line a lot. The way it gets sung kinda slaps.

[@Dragon-77D9]

As soon as I saw deadwater's video, I had to have this final song, thank you so much!

[@perodactyl490]

me too

[@Father_of_Death]

We need Ellen McLain to sing this.

[@iris-everlee-peters-2008]

OMG YES 😍🤣

[@kaysrandomchannel4618]

YES.

[@meltaclock]

"Thank you for working with this money launderer!" That caught me off guard

[@ELAF_Real]

Coconut Coconut Coconut

[@projectmusic240]

This is the song glados would have sung if she really was corrupted

[@ARandomSpace]

Proof that GLaDOS is not corrupted. Actually, it seems that the mainframe corrupts programs, since GLaDOS was fine while she was a potato.

[@wta1518]

@@ARandomSpace And Wheatley was 25% corrupt.

[@volcanhacks]

@@ARandomSpace in the lore it's because of the euphoric response to testing it leads them to go insane from the poor programming from the developers it actually is kind of accurate that Wheatley gets you to do the test with the button that instantly solves the puzzle to make you do it again as it is logical that it would create an infinite loop of euphoria

[@funnygamer361]

i don't think nobody has said it yet, but "he likes me, i'm not you" sounds like a savage roast

[@copycat500]

I love how at some point not only does two different lines converge in one, but the first of the two also goes into the credits area because of how long it is

[@kaysrandomchannel4618]

"In the future, humor will be randomly generated." - Bob the Tomato

[@novabearbear]

Damn, Coffee Newell did a good job on this game.

[@SUCHMISH]

I gotta give the acapella boys credit... Now I want to hear an acapella version of Still Alive!!

[@Gamerappa]

shout out to half of the people living in London for being argument employees.

[@srbnat]

Thank you for working with this money launderer

[@ilikejeeps1783]

The parts like the science is made sound actually beautiful.

[@ilikejeeps1783]

Where the melody is like that part.

[@daigonmocs0785]

Binkus the trinkus does music on soundcloud

[@180rotator]

You can find more information on our website.

[@fourtrifiveo4350]

i need someone to cover shijo booth

[@ARandomSpace]

I'd love to, maybe even pay for, GLaDOS to sing this as if it's an actual song.

[@angelinasurzhyk6655]

@@ARandomSpace YES YES YES PLEASE

[@ARandomSpace]

Maybe Malinda could put the original instrumental on and then sing this? With her voice, it'd be awesome.

[@denverbeek]

"It is not, however, be a breaker of his heart, my master, and he shall be to me to kill?" got me

[@limecyanizer4394]

Imagine if they translated the ascii art.

[@sijmenribbers1012]

I think they did sometimes.

[@FoxFable]

@David i think they changed to already existing ones at different times to fit with the song

[@sijmenribbers1012]

@David with the fire and the broken heart, its different

[@tomansager1]

@@sijmenribbers1012 I think he meant the characters translated

[@tomansager1]

@@sijmenribbers1012 Also, there is nothing new with the art

[@Father_of_Death]

Gladys is very confused. First she starts singing about Queen Victoria being uncomfortable, then complains about being broke and dead, and then expects you to run out of cookies. She then proceeds to say she's angry but is honest and wants to break her master's heart and he'll kill her. Then she talks about she was crushed, thrown into drawers and burned. She then proceeds to talk about the beta version and mocks Katie while talking about a fresh water cake and her need to do science despite GWR ramblings. Then refers to the website via Judy, states that she will die when Katie does and hopes Vivian doesn't kill her.

[@SageGilbert191]

*Shijo Booth*

[@redstonecommander7907]

Dont speak of that cursed name

[@glitchysilver]

I have to say it's hella impressive that the person who remade this managed to remake the whole instrumental.

[@Too_Lazy_To_Finish]

1:03 cave Johnson having a stroke while trying to cover up the missing astronaut's

[@cscscscss]

this has been burned into my brain for the past 2 years

[@joerossfiveever5647]

Ah yes! My Favorite Portal Characters! Turtles, and Angry Planet!

[@kittiphodbest2943]

time consuming oil

[@galaxygamer4275]

the best part

[@snakee7431]

It’s funny hahaha

[@CubeItself]

this whole credit section is a quote by itself

[@xdgreenlambo1232]

2:13 idk why but the time consuming oil part got me.

[@unquestionableexistance8704]

Its funny, Hahaha

[@xdgreenlambo1232]

@@unquestionableexistance8704 time consuming oil. However,this is a great cake

[@rendemndestroited7414]

@@xdgreenlambo1232 so its fresh water

[@xdgreenlambo1232]

@@rendemndestroited7414 look at me as I keep talking about when I need to do science

[@rendemndestroited7414]

@@xdgreenlambo1232 when i look out there he likes me im not you

[@ApertureAce]

Idk why but it's so satisfying when he sings "You can find more information on our website" lmao

[@marvinarellano3087]

Sorry for being late, but probably cause it slots in perfectly like a puzzle peice

[@ericchen3129]

I like how the song near the end states that if your work is being made fun of it's a death sentence for you ("I make fun of his science and kill him")

[@terabyte6903]

me?: I'm sorry to hear that

[@Lethal_Spoon]

this is the greatest thing I have ever heard

[@Big_Bushdude]

At the end it has: Thank you for working with this money launderer!

[@BrunchyR]

The one person that disliked didn't get to go to shijo booth

[@iris-everlee-peters-2008]

HOW TF DID YT TAKE SO LONG TO SHOW ME THIS MASTERPIECE

[@angelinasurzhyk6655]

I don't need sleep, I need to know what Shijo Booth is

[@Revie_Genette]

"shijo" means star. So, it's a booth of stars.

[@埊]

Thank You For Your Cooperation.

[@SoapTheFox]

"Cast it into the Drawer! Destroy it!" "... No."

[@Chunkboi]

-Chellrond and Wheatsildur

[@Aether_Inc]

The fact one of the lines said Song: Cicero at 0:19

[@archivushka]

Marcus cicero

[@Aether_Inc]

@@archivushka so is that the guy who helped make the game, or is that the full name of google translated "Gordon Freeman"?

[@archivushka]

@@Aether_Inc yes, it is the same team. They are also remarkable for a video series "If (valve game here) was written by a bot" and lots of other... It's deathwater gaming

[@WohaoG]

The best line by far was "I am angry"

[@rendemndestroited7414]

You can find more information on our website holy crap :D

[@lukethekuya]

"We need what we need because we can afford it."

[@gizmo9133]

0:58 “iii am angry. iiiiiiiiiiii honest.”

[@PolyJam3650]

WHY DOES THIS GO SO HARD

[@tinnedfoil906]

i listen to this everyday, we really need the instrumental it sounds amazing

[@SUCHMISH]

I guess IKEA Iran and School Lunch had something to do with this

[@tsunderecat413]

when you die you die even vivien don't kill me

[@existenceispain_geekthesiren]

THANK YOU. This is a godsend.

[@nobonux9843]

3:02 so Aperture Science is a money launderer?

[@oktayyildirim2911]

I think it's referring to GlaDOS

[@daigonmocs0785]

Cave Johnson is the CEO so what does that tell you

[@ARandomSpace]

@@oktayyildirim2911 GLaDOS, at least uncorrupted PotatOS anyway, doesn't launder money.

[@LostArachnid]

"I am angry" *I Honest*

[@aphonewithsomebackbone5469]

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS THANK U SO MUCH.

[@r1friends344]

2:54 *when you die. You die*

[@pielovervi]

This *IS* the victory

[@paracetamol11037]

That is.. Queen Victoria.

[@user-xe2eo7qp5t]

“I make fun of his science, A N D K I L L H I M!!!”

[@Pumpdaddy32]

This is actually a banger 😂

[@mochji_]

thank you for working with this money launderer!

[@humanleader184]

2:54 man aperture science had made such great contributions to science........ it's such a shame what happened..................

[@void6432]

1:35 just like valve "we'el release it later"

[@AIGOC]

1:08 WHERE TEXT IS GOING😂😂😂

[@ResetOnYoutube]

I love this look! Looking forward to more!!

[@donniedip]

I love how hard he tried to fit in "when i need to do science"

[@mariobot128]

yes, fresh water is a good cake

[@somethings9090]

theres so many people in the credits with the last name Cicero. Who had so many children and why do they all work on portal? and theres a person called coffee newell and that leads me to think gabe newell married coffee. Cicero was used 10 times. no im not ok.

[@aaydinturk]

"French dog" I agree 1:29

[@ScarOne314]

Gambinski will rise.

[@psychodeath7616]

Bouncy bouncy, you are Charlie Brown.

[@Nato98]

John Coca-Cola

[@projectmusic240]

I would love if someone could make a duet of the og song and this one lol

[@calebgresch9604]

Ah yes, fresh water. My favorite of the cakes.

[@therexagon8752]

this is the most expressive song ever

[@LucasVoid]

I translated the original song 1000 times on hypertranslate and got this: - What do you want to do? Look at this woman! "at the end of the week" You have nothing They want to know. public mother And they said I didn't call him. I'm sick of you Human body It's a way of life. This is just a suggestion. hi… i know… I didn't call him. do not speak Many things can be done. This song is different. you're crazy I'm glad you like it Men love women. excellent This is not an example. I lost my life Here's your problem: bad I love this movie. We'll catch you Is this true? good beautiful garden very good I'm glad you like it I'm glad you like it I'm glad you're not here. Try to understand This car is very expensive. I love this place I understand that. My life is good But everything changed. But everything changed. I do not know. Send me a message

[@thebrick.1385]

Me brain during a test

[@yasimone1987]

Feels so good to listen to this after listening to Napkin Story

[@theblackmesaresearchfacili1079]

when mesa black invents time consuming oil!!!!!!!!!1!😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

[@埊]

ven de bl;accnesa is the trollge company invented to kill

[@DiamondZombie]

art

[@wheatley1]

TIME CONSUMING OIL

[@RealbluesparkFN]

When you die you die

[@Sommoth]

I always remember the contributions of I am a child in the Portal development

[@whatisoven5225]

This is better than the original, and I think that's a good thing.

[@Triamgle]

"it's funny, hahaha, time consuming oil"

[@a_nerd_on_the_internet]

"I think i like it inside..." Very Sus

[@joextreme0660]

Remember: when you die you die.

[@Omega_Absol]

So much better than the original

[@angelinasurzhyk6655]

true

[@perodactyl490]

I did my own translation: Win! I am writing notes here. I'm so happy! It is very difficult To my delight Open flag: We do what we have to do Because you can For all of us. So also the dead. But there is no need to cry For all errors You have to keep trying This way we can print the cake. Science is over! You have made good weapons uku He is still alive I'm not angry ... Now I am trustworthy. Ugly ncrappy though it breaks my heart [This is the super long line, an extension messed up the text] he killed me I broke this one The seeds are then thrown into the fire. Because it burns so much That's great! Now this data Create beautiful lines. Identified as a beta version. In time, we will increase! I'm so glad I was fired! Think of all that we have learned! uku He is still alive Anything else... I think you should wait ... You get other people To help you Maybe a board This is a joke, lol, no luck, no luck! At least this cake is amazing! It's so sweet and watery! I watched as I spoke If this is science! When I see it I'm happy because I'm not you I have initial knowledge There is research. About the man He is still alive trust me He is still alive I know He is still alive I'm fine, I'm fine He is still alive Then you die He is still alive When I die He is still alive He is still alive He is still alive I really thought that the similarities were cool.

[@driftman116]

he killed me

[@Bearforlife]

time consuming oil always gets me

[@notacrow6286]

I am your 1K like I did it for the time consuming oil

[@theauggieboygamer9148]

2:03 The moon helped make portal confirmed 🌕🌕🌕🌙🌙🌙

[@theauggieboygamer9148]

Well technically it actually did in portal 2

[@Nicke422]

T h a n k y o u f o r w o r k i n g w i t h t h i s m o n e y l a u n d e r e r ! 3:02

[@sonyviva308]

I cannot believe they even had to translate ALL OF THE PEOPLE'S NAME

[@ipherial2929]

It is not, however, be a breaker ofhis heart, my master, and he shall beto me to kill?

[@99999bomb]

Good for all of us except for the death Aperture in a nutshell

[@KariWilliamson-wv4jd]

"time consuming oil" is hilarious.

[@Pyroxinee]

"I am angry" now that's accurate.

[@sahilhossian8212]

Lore of Portal: Google Translate Edition Credits momentum 100

[@userthatusestheplatform854]

All shijo booths: 0:51 1:43 2:35