Portal & Portal 2 Songs ("Still alive" & "Want you gone" & "Turret song")

[@jimbobhk2009]

“I’m not even angry” Proceeds to insult the shit out of you in the next game.

[@Dibdab9303]

HAHA! FAT!

[@isacubes]

@@Dibdab9303 Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you for beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds.

[@Dibdab9303]

@@isacubes LMFAO

[@generaldel8074]

@@isacubes - Everyone, after they see me after the quarantine ends.

[@shan1300]

@@generaldel8074 lookinng forward to see obese people

[@fibergran9]

The only thing I hate about Portal is I never will be able to play it for the first time again :(

[@MarieKyriney]

+Huehuehue Same.

[@Vanessa-dz8ut]

+Marie ! Such a tragedy ;^;

[@InaudibleProductions]

your children will though

[@jortand]

D; so sad

[@Mannnnnnnn]

it then becomes for the people tht are "still alive"

[@helsethhh]

I just realised that when GLaDOS says "When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you" she's probably referring to the fact that the Earth is still under Combine control

[@rainbowaxolotl288]

And that Cara Mia Addio! is just a goodbye letter to her daughter

[@jimmytheshadowleviathan7243]

@@rainbowaxolotl288 thats a theory. It isn’t canon that chell is caroline’s daughter

[@rainbowaxolotl288]

@@jimmytheshadowleviathan7243 Have you looked up the lyrics to the song. In english that is.

[@sydssolanumsamsys]

@@rainbowaxolotl288 'child' doesn't have to be strictly literal

[@rainbowaxolotl288]

@@sydssolanumsamsys These are the last lines of the song. Ah, my little girl! Ah, mia bambina! O dear, my dear ... O cara, cara mia... My dear! Mia cara! Ah, my dear! Ah, mia cara! Ah, my little girl! Ah, mia bambina! O dear, my dear ... O cara, cara mia... This is the first Dear beautiful, dear my beautiful! This is the second My little girl, O Chell! If that's not a mother talking to her daughter I dont know what is

[@davelewthwaite]

It's not over 'til the fat turret sings.

[@billcipher3553]

Dave Lewthwaite (Queen turret

[@einzbased]

@@billcipher3553 thicc turret

[@billcipher3553]

Xtreme T H I C C T U R R E T

[@Stupisms]

*everybody gangsta

[@dindundennuytut3203]

@@Stupisms until you get torrented in the face

[@alasdairmacisaac3071]

I was terrified when I finished the game and I thought that's all there is and then the lift (elevator) doors opened are there were bloody turrets pointing lasers at me, but then they started singing opera.

[@tribalnutria5027]

I literally said “glados you bitch you betrayed me i loved you!!!!” Then they started dancing then i started apologizing so fast telling her how much i loved her

[@sims4creative.559]

RELATABLE XD

[@Firec0in]

There is a theory that they killed you, and you hear the opera in the afterlife, or something like that.

[@cloudmiilks1339]

Alasdair Macisaac IKR GAGAJA

[@mickyBs_]

I remember my mini heart attack when that happened

[@davidcain7761]

"There's no sense crying over every mistake You just keep on trying till you run out of cake" Every high schooler's motto

[@OldAmazingBrain]

Replace "cake" with "Coffee and Red Bull" and you've got it.

[@Terra-Antares]

Then it wouldnt rhyme

[@willmcclure6817]

The name is fitting I guess... (DABS IN THE 4TH DIMENSION)

[@willmcclure6817]

The name is fitting I guess... (DABS IN THE 4TH DIMENSION)

[@nugg6894]

Ongoingstorm WE NEED MORE SCIENCE!!!! (Sends harambie to the *5th dimension*)

[@Andreja456]

It’s so impressive the amount of effort they put into these songs. They legit wrote a robotic aria in Italian

[@lolerishype]

If I'm not mistaken, I think the robot aria was actually improvised by Ellen McLain... very impressive considering that.

[@holdenew]

@@lolerishype yep - the instrumental was composed by the same guy that wrote the rest of the music, but she apparently made up the words herself

[@clearsky4049]

Ellen McLain was actually an Opera singer before she was a Voice Actor @@lolerishype

[@forgiveness7959]

Honestly, I don't think there's a single antagonist in a game that I feel more sorry for than GLaDOS.

[@heheheknife1132]

Forgiveness, what about Simone from Nier automata?

[@hollowjack]

Well Wheatley *did* turn GlaDOS in to a potato...

[@gwinnellheald8592]

Wheatley :(

[@duwuld112]

doofenshmirtz

[@tailgatestudios3878]

Forgiveness same

[@red2121]

She is soooo passive aggressive, I love it

[@isaaclim8290]

but its sad that lego portal despite keeping the tradition of a credit song, wasn't as great, the new one is more of a too bad, now get lost rather than a cynical, dark and truthful, but at least they tried

[@lukehull9022]

I doubt it was writen by the same person, if it was plz dont kill me

[@isaaclim8290]

yeah

[@melkiorwiseman5234]

I think GLaDOS pretty much defines the phrase "passive aggressive"

[@oconsertador9021]

All woman in a nutshell

[@CorsetGrace]

"Want You Gone" might be the best break-up song ever written.

[@Potatobobsr]

It’s my favorite game song

[@LS9646]

@@Potatobobsr Only factual opinion.

[@Potatobobsr]

@@LS9646 thanks

[@reynauldwhistles2338]

That was a toxic relationship "remember when you tried to kill me twice? Oh how we laugh and laugh... Except I wasnt laughing"

[@marleycadotte9630]

this feels like one of those comments that should have 5.3k likes

[@shrilleth]

"Go ahead and leave me I think I prefer to stay inside" -Everyone here

[@furkanunsal5814]

and DOCTOR WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[@zimo1989]

yep

[@TheMinecraftHype]

9th Doctor, The Cheese God of Cyrodil Not me... fuck Aperture - I wanna join my boy in Space. Not the space core... Wheatley (if that isn't obvious).

[@Ribbons0121R121]

not me.

[@jerryonlysucks]

Portal ending song 1 & 2

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

"But there's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying till you run out of cake." GladOs with the life advice.

[@Moron14]

cake makes everything better till you get it -GladOs

[@wha32423]

and I'm all out of cake

[@noogidoo2217]

proceeds to then call YOU fat

[@godhasbeendeadforaverylongtime]

Eat cake until your happy

[@PrimevalDemon]

As of 5:30 P.M November 4th Thursday 2021 this comment has 666 likes

[@k1ngr0g59]

Even though she tried to kill us Even if she promised cake Even if she was killed We still love you GlaDoS

[@doublepipe.]

We could have gotten the cake if we stayed.

[@k1ngr0g59]

I know

[@gsgnein7867]

Im so GlaD you sad it ^^

[@fenrirwolfbone9714]

I never didn't like her. I agreed with her choices.

[@MatthewLarson578]

That sounds like stockholm syndrome but im perfectly ok with that

[@alessandrofarris8998]

"So I'm *GLaD*" Goddammit, Valve...

[@canicheenrage]

Now that's a glad OS.

[@Gee25]

+canicheenrage HAHAHAHAHAH

[@abstrusemusic3999]

lol

[@sims4creative.559]

You Saw It Too!!! Yay!

[@nikitahichoii482]

@@canicheenrage glad OS sounds like a cereal

[@TomJerry12933]

when I reached this point in the game. I started crying because 1: the song is great at that 2: the game was awesome and most importently, 3: because the game was over

[@MKMike]

+Tom Jerry there is no 3, never

[@XTORD1]

i agreed played trough both of these 5 months ag so good.

[@MagicCardboardBox]

we can only pray that they make a portal 3... or at the very least a short game that implements their VR stuff, not like a full portal, but just a short demo thing to have fun in, that'd be nice.

[@XTORD1]

***** well we can hope , but we are talking about valve and they seems to hate doing a third game in any game series...

[@SirHaxe]

+Tord L portal 4 :3

[@NatiiixLP]

In a way, Still Alive will always be the saddest, most nostalgic game song I've heard. I remember the first time I heard it and it has a special place in my heart.

[@jamminaf]

"either way this cake is great, its so delicious and moist" 😞

[@KydaWoIf]

i played portal 2 first when i was 8 with my dad. A small bit confused but we still both loved the game.

[@turbosoggyofficial6849]

@@KydaWoIf I recently got into portal and heard everything that happens in both games before playing it (I haven’t yet) do you think it’s still possible to have that thrill everybody has?

[@KydaWoIf]

@@turbosoggyofficial6849 honestly... hm... the thrill? Maybe. Would it still be fun? Definitely yes. The games are cheap. You would definitely still have fun playing them. I say go for it

[@turbosoggyofficial6849]

@@KydaWoIf alright, I will probably resort to this thing that apparently works that erases a tv or video game memory if u fall asleep to it, idk (btw I meant like the ending parts, idk if they will be the same as if I didn’t know it)

[@spysareamyth]

Portal is a very important game to me, it's not an emotional game but... when the turrets started singing... I cried, a lot. Thank you Valve, for creating something that will last forever.

[@milosm9280]

it is such a well thought out game . And this is one of the game were characters are really funny and not trying to be funny. Also portal's story is really nice and the whole game has a mysterious/Orwellian/sci-fi theme and is also a comedy. Some puzzles can be a bit unclear but they are mostly pretty good.

[@hatetodd]

I think Chell grew up with turrets according to the turret song in English it's talking about a child CHELL its talking to Chell meaning Chell might have been raised by turrets that were being transported but fell out of the transporter beside Chell they could have been brought back aswell as chell taken to apeture sience labslanded upright though as we know turrets disable when sideways

[@kevinsteel7875]

Let's hope Valve is still able to push out bangers after Alyx. I wouldn't mind if they stopped there but everyone would clap. As we always do.

[@nerdicbeards2081]

@@hatetoddThe theory goes that Chell is actually Carolines (Glados) daughter. Apperture went down on „Bring your kid to work day“ as seen in Portal2. Chell had a project there(Superpotato) so she definateley was someones Daughter there. The turret opera in the end roughly translates to that (mia bambina - my daughter) Total mindf… i love this game so much

[@IzzyBooTube]

The best line "She was a lot like you (maybe not quite as heavy)" The subtle insults are great xD.

[@GeraltORivia]

I literally read this while she sang it.

[@minhnguyen-ol6dp]

Geralt of Rivia I was too and I laughed when I saw your comment

[@IzzyBooTube]

***** What's the problem?

[@IzzyBooTube]

***** How would you describe it then?

[@IzzyBooTube]

***** cool

[@alcerdemon9768]

People complaining about there not being a Portal 3 Portal 2 closed the story perfectly even if I want to see more of this wonderful world

[@angelrenate]

Chell's story ended nicely. The co-op story left it pretty open though. There's hundreds more games they could make given that ending.

[@alcerdemon9768]

@@angelrenate Yeah, but I mean, doesn’t it feel better this way? Like, sure, I would absolutely freak out over Portal 3 and scream so loud they would be able to hear me in China. But, being the 2 games it is, and a small Coop story. Any story the fans could imagine, what Chell did after she escaped, what happened to Aperture. I’d like to keep imaging what if’s and still have that child like wonder when imagining possible scenarios, it’s cool

[@angelrenate]

@@alcerdemon9768 The ending was so good I cried, lol. So yeah, I feel what you mean. I also don't believe Valve is interested in making another. BUT, a small part of me would like another one IF Valve kept it's integrity somehow. It would have to be another amazing story, with great music, and a darn good explanation for how Apertures still running. It's probably never going to happen, but I wouldn't be entirely disappointed if it did :)

[@Crewdude2]

Yep, for example the closest we'll ever get to portal 3 is portal stories: mel. And that isn't even about chell, she escaped, destroyed the facility twice and did many more things, her story is done.

[@BenCarpendale]

But I want a happy ending😢

[@gunnar_k01]

“There’s no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake” GLaDOS is amazing and she has better quotes than any other character ever

[@Howling-Heretic]

2020: Quarantine log, day 36. I’ve begun to hyperfixate on Portal again. I’m listening to the songs from the games at 3:30 AM. I’m starting to really understand what Chell felt like in the test facility.

[@discordant_staticx]

I relate to this on a spiritual level

[@polkaofdots]

Oh no *they found me*

[@Krazycrooin]

At least chell had test to do

[@FizzyC]

Same ✌️😗

[@wafflegm]

Doing the exact same thing. Got back into all the old Valve games lol.

[@gtmorris911]

I need to get amnesia so I can play them for the first time, for a second time.

[@doicare1169]

WhiteFlameS117 I still have to play Portal for the first time. Sadly I can never play Portal 2 for the first time again tho. :(

[@yasinomidi7525]

wow thats so sad playing the second before the first

[@lewisspence5326]

Yasin Omidi It doesn't actually make too big of a difference. You pick up on what's going on as you play, that's how I ended up doing at it didn't really make much of a toll on my experience. It's still one of my favourite game series of all time to this day.

[@Jeff-fo4zo]

Try “unspoil me” look it ip

[@kane8165]

@@Jeff-fo4zo I was about to watch the video but then I realized that as much as I would love to re experience it for the first time I don't ever want to forget the feeling that I'm feeling now.

[@rain6558]

Imagine getting killed by your own AI. - This comment was made by the Black Mesa gang

[@thecommunist7080]

Imagen dooming world by your own expierment-this comment was made by aperture science gang

[@vexxfulomega9]

Guys guys, imagine doing science though. *this post was made by Mann Co. gang*

[@moth_milk]

Imagine liking cake -this post was made by the pie gang

[@sergeantnerfsalot2784]

@@moth_milk imagine having to eat food with forks- this post was made by cupcake gang

[@thismanismentallyinsane2982]

Imagine not having cola -This comment was made by Whittaker gun store gang

[@snosibsnob3930]

I like to think that the only thing That happened to Glados after deleting Caroline is that she figured out that Chell had plot armor and was functionally immortal

[@VoidHearted]

I don’t think she actually deleted Caroline, since in the song it says “now little Caroline is in here too.” She probably only said it to make Chell think she was heartless again after seeing her act like a human being while she was unplugged.

[@snosibsnob3930]

@@VoidHearted Makes sense, as Caroline did have a sense of humor

[@IvoryTower779]

@@VoidHearted well it cuts off as well *CAROLINE DELE-* It never finished the word deleted

[@nottodayartt5187]

@@VoidHearted someone from Valve in an interview said something like, "Caroline wouldn't be that easy to delete,"

[@cara425]

@@nottodayartt5187 GLaDOS is effectively Caroline, right? So GLaDOS would be deleting a huge part of herself if she were to delete Caroline?

[@marinesheep5557]

turret song translated from Italian Beautiful dear, my darling beauty! My Chell, oh heavens That she respects! That she respects! Oh my dear, farewell! My dear child... Why don't you walk far away? Yes, far away from Science! My dear, dear baby... Ah, my beloved! Ah, my dear! Ah, my dear! Ah, my little girl! Oh dear, my dear...

[@JessCaron]

And that's the thing, isn't it? If Chell is the you and GLaDOS is the she, who's the narrator of the song? ;)

[@marinesheep5557]

I think glados is the narrator and chell you

[@marinesheep5557]

Quit copy and pasting something that someone much more creative than you wrote

[@marinesheep5557]

Ikr

[@marinesheep5557]

Ikr

[@mano__diep1318]

GlaDOS' voice in portal 2 feels a lot more human then portal 1, really shows how discovering she's Caroline changed her

[@Robynbanks396]

then more inhuman and robotic after she deletes Caroline

[@roblox_talon_gaming1309]

some reason that makes me wonder why glados looks different in portal then in portal 2

[@DoggosGames]

Or just you know, you ripping her robotic personality apart and leaving her with just Caroline.

[@OmniversalInsect]

​@@roblox_talon_gaming1309She controls the whole facility so would be easily able to upgrade herself.

[@kickin_ass]

@@OmniversalInsect that makes sense but she looks vastly different even before she was back online

[@jasonloveall90]

"She was a lot like you, maybe not quite as heavy" "One day she woke me up, so I could live forever. Too bad the same will never happen to you." These burns are so hot that I'm melting

[@nou9225]

“Video games make teens violent” No, *GLaDOS’s omnipresent insults toward your obesity* does

[@sparkishy909]

GLaDOS is probably way heavier than me so she’s calling herself fat

[@illirei]

I'd say they're correct, never getting a third of this series is making me pretty fuckin' violent

[@splosh2070]

@@sparkishy909 But she's also bigger than you, so according to the body mass index she wouldn't be obese

[@thenerdbyrd7026]

Just *H E A V Y B R E A T H* Just gimme a third and no one has to get hurt. Alright? *ALRIGHT!?!?*

[@baguetteboing]

@@splosh2070 nah, metal is naturally way heavier. Even if GLADOS is about 15 feet, she would way 400000x the amount a 15 foot person should.

[@glitzyghostinthevoid]

The ending where Chell finally walks out of Aperture ALWAYS gives me chills.

[@cobrasys]

The elevator ride is, for some reason, exhilarating and desolating at the same time.

[@expiredmilk09]

At first portal was just a simple game created by 10 people. It was pretty cool. Especially at the end of the game. After that, Portal 2 came out and that's where things started to get interesting. At the end of chapter 5, I was worried that the game was finished too quickly and I was sorta sad that I wasted 20.00 bucks buying that game. But the plot twist was extremely unexpected. After that the game started to leave messages, leading to theories. And that created a huge community. It was not the cliche ''beat the bad guy'' type of thing. The game entirely had it's own clever story mode. This is why we want Portal 3. If Valve can come up with something clever one more time. Just. Once more.

[@zanderwohl]

Mutant Fang You can still probably find Narbacular Drop. One cool thing was that you could place portals through the other portal.

[@cab1stborn]

Alexander Lowry but why do that? you only have 2 portals in 1 player mode

[@nikkiorr7088]

Rocket Raccoon to go farther or go to previously inaccessible areas

[@cab1stborn]

arthurs blade but wouldn't that just collapse the portals into themselves

[@zanderwohl]

No, the one you replaced disappeared after the new one hit the wall.

[@OmegaChase1002]

She's horribly evil, but DAMN can she sing!

[@CapnShades]

+Chase's Channel You bet your butt she can.

[@thetravelingguy7582]

She's not evil She just needs a hug (>^-^)>

[@CapnShades]

SomeHater SomeHater Right, and so does Megatron. pfffft. Please.

[@RamuneSky]

+SomeHater SomeHater Until she sends Nerotoxin.

[@thetravelingguy7582]

I'm into crazy shush you.

[@nicepills3683]

0:45 Closed Caption is literally scared of GlaDOS.

[@Zman2024]

Lol nice find

[@sagetheidiotartist]

lol

[@Fuley-la-joo]

I don't see it

[@LS9646]

@Nadja Kostek Captions Ai: "Hostile Ai Takeover Expected."

[@tomikun8057]

@Nadja Kostek :(

[@spartan0771]

She's like the Morgan Freeman of women. Her voice is unbelieving beautiful, I would pay her just to read a phone book with that mechanical voice filter.

[@gabepan370]

2d or 1st i recken u meen 1st but why a telephone book?

[@geneticlifeformanddiskoper4162]

Thank you, now get back to testing or I will make you pay...

[@georgepmail391]

GLaDOS . Hey GLaDOS, I have one question. Is the cake a lie?

[@boofoorequiem]

GLaDOS . I would like to volenteer! (I know I spelled that wrong)

[@vLilacx]

I thought robots don't have emotions. P.S. I want a Portal gun :D TESTING!!!! >:3

[@thewarden7929]

Still a better love story than twilight

[@Anthony-mb5vq]

saltyshadow lol lmao

[@linklgas1691]

legit though

[@GambleRogersYesJustinBieberNo]

Wall-E is better than twilight

[@glassil7313]

@@GambleRogersYesJustinBieberNo It's obvius Wall-E is better no need to say it

[@elise205]

@@GambleRogersYesJustinBieberNo Wall-E is the greatest goddamned love story ever

[@kwijung]

What an amazing accomplishment by Jon Coulton though. Knocking it out of the park with the first song and then making a follow-up that was EVEN BETTER.

[@ruinenlust_]

I know right!

[@johnychrist5475]

kwijung The man is a genius

[@gold4963]

0:07 - Still Alive 3:03 - Want You Gone 5:59 - Turret Song

[@gydhggu2383]

THANK YOU

[@Fallen608]

I don't want a portal 3. The ending for 2 wrapped up the story so nicely, it was bittersweet but it was a real ending. That said, since Portal and Half Life are in the same universe I would love to see some crossover when HL3 is released in 20 years. At least make some references to Chell/Glados.

[@peppy6052]

too bad half life 3 wont be released ever :(((((

[@zandermander1928]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5rOY2itpq6ofNE&feature=emb_logo

[@peppy6052]

@Enclusion oh fuck I was wrong

[@abluecircle7753]

@@peppy6052 tbh u need to wait like 20 years till that game gets out

[@NorthernCrus]

"Hey, Gordon, maybe we could find that lady with an advanced portal device"

[@SketchCast64]

PORTAL TWO POrTAl TwO POrTAlTwO POTATO

[@randomizedtaco6565]

lol omfg!!!!

[@rlburton]

Her entire OS was deleted except for the Root.

[@ludibrious7277]

POTaTO.

[@amberhollander1]

I'm sorry but that was so unbelievably stupid

[@1991zakman]

POTAtOS

[@uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur]

I want this to be played at my funeral

[@allgy07]

same

[@raultoraya9396]

+Ugur Uflaz thanks for the idea!

[@Chris-ek1uh]

Yes.

[@gandolphins2670]

+Ugur Uflaz which one?

[@dwdesign2873]

I want turrets to sing at mine

[@sebastienpautot]

People in 2020 : "I think I prefer to stay inside"

[@sebastienpautot]

I just saw I have 69 likes, thanks I guess

[@LS9646]

@Gordon's peronal channel Me now,in 2021:" i think i prefer to stay inside."

[@MarekMirocha]

That was a joke haha fat chance..

[@qwertycomputer7871]

Me, in both 2020 and 2021 hearing everyone tell me I have no right to go outside: "Yeah fuck you I'm still going outside."

[@LS9646]

@@qwertycomputer7871 Noone forces you to stay inside. Just keep in mind Not to Put your self or Others at risk of Infektion

[@siegesquirrel42]

I originally didn't like Want You Gone, but it grew on me when I realized that it initially sounds like GLaDOS admitting defeat and being done with Chell's s**t, but then I spent way too much time on TVTropes, came back to listen again, and realized that GLaDOS is a gigantic tsundere.

[@silverdays2909]

Tv tropes does things to you

[@d4s0n282]

wait what? that is not true but ok

[@Darkfinst7567]

I think you mean "it Gru on me"

[@hdwuox]

d4s0n yo It’s a joke...

[@ZombifiedBuizel]

It's not like she likes you or anything b-baka

[@jimmierustle6363]

Did you know that the same actress who plays GLaDOS is also singing the opera song at the end?

[@halowaffle25]

Jimmie Rustle I thought it sounded like her :P

[@jimmierustle6363]

She is, in fact, an opera singer.

[@drawingwithshadow4567]

Because the voice actor of GLaDOS is also the voice actor of the Turret's.

[@jgmr645]

And did you that the same actress that plays GLaDOS plays the Administrator in TF2?

[@jgmr645]

know

[@cjsiev1278]

Now I'm sad because I have no more Portal to play

[@ratman2369]

WELL BUY PORTAL STORIES MEL

[@lisabrown1091]

play lego dimentions and portal stories:mel

[@Elzrydo]

Get Portal Stories Mel

[@thatgenderlessdog3868]

I think there's going to be another soon...maybe

[@ddynamite3835]

The British Badger portal 3 will be released in 9999999999999999999999999 days.

[@Snicklexx]

i haven't seen the ending to portal 2 in years, and i genuinely just burst into tears. This game is actually the reason I started drawing, and now i'm doing an illustration degree. I can't believe how much of an impact these games had on me

[@RobloxCrewVideos]

Listening to still alive. Stuck in my basement while there's a tornado outside. I don't even know how I even have Internet.

[@mylesdavis3188]

Are you in Mississippi or something?

[@marleymcgee3807]

I hope your still alive :3

[@mylesdavis3188]

Same

[@GamingSpy006]

And that was the last we heard of Eric Hoang..

[@ShadowHybridX]

***** There was a pun intended, right?

[@Crazylaze98]

I near Cried at the turret song because it signified the end :(

[@GeraltORivia]

It was depressing.

[@ruinenlust_]

I got fucking geysers in my eyes bro

[@Sav1R-]

Crazylaze98 it just means the end to chell being in aperture, it doesnt mean they cant continue the story

[@GeraltORivia]

Akuyairo And how would they continue Portal without Aperture and GLaDOS?

[@Sav1R-]

could be without chell and in aperture dunno, even tho i would prefer a prequel

[@tylerkupcho18]

why am i crying only halfway through still alive? i know why. its because PORTAL IS SUCH A FUCKING GREAT SERIES

[@nagles123]

+Tyler Kupcho PORTAL -sucks- IS SO CRAPPING AWESOME THAT I WANT TO BE A ROBOT!!!

[@tylerkupcho18]

nagles123 same

[@louiseden8495]

+HotelOfGaming105 I want to be Weatley!!

[@sirs8310]

+Louis Eden i wanna be a companion cube dont ask why :3 (btw this is my dads acount cause i dont have one)

[@louiseden8495]

+sir S The reason I want to be Weatley is so I can say all the stupid jokes and be the most stupid villain yet ha ha ha

[@Azeriy]

GLaDOS: "...maybe _Black Mesa_ " Everyone who played HL: *_0_o_*

[@VoidHearted]

“That was a joke. Haha. Fat chance.

[@joanomaly]

@imakebaddecision s When I look out there It makes me GlaD i'm not you

[@xanlao3272]

"Sniper's a good job mate I guarantee you won't go angry"

[@Numfussle]

@@joanomaly I've experiments to run There is research to be done

[@imtoddhowardandimadeskyrim6553]

Im pretty sure 90 percent of the people who played portal have played half life

[@imbored7779]

"Well here we are again its always such a pleasure remember when you tried to kill me twice?" Well that escalated quickly

[@JeniousJustin]

if portal 3 comes out, they better not cut corners and not add music at the end.

[@johnmetzger7766]

valve has trouble counting to three, so i doubt it will ever come out.

[@johnmetzger7766]

eh they could but that might leave a plot hole or some shit like that

[@Scorpion_pit]

+John Metzger they are just waiting for the next big game inovation. HL1 was a brake though on 3D gaming, portal 1 introduced physics as an active a needed thing in a game, HL2 extended on the physics, portal 2 added more puzzle mechanics and use of a gell. So until the next brake though we are stuck.

[@Firepup740]

so true

[@KnufWons]

+nathaniel holden I'm sorry, you have a good point here. I just have to point out the fact that the term is "breakthrough", not "brake through". A breakthrough is a sudden or dramatic development, such as breaking through a barrier to knowledge. A "brake through" is a nonexistent term that would mean something akin to hitting the brakes on your car and going through a patch of ice or something.

[@Reloadgglax]

I demand for... Half Portal Team Dota 3

[@REworkdesigns]

Left 4 half portal team dota 3

[@ARC--zd8mk]

Day Left 4 Half Portal Team Dota Strike 3

[@radioactivepotato9188]

+Tsenguun Reload Team Dota Strike 3: Half Portal 4 Dead

[@nadsamdent]

Left 4 half portal team dota 3

[@calciumconcentrate]

Left 4 life : Portal Fortres .a3

[@sp00kyc00kie]

4:45 [REDACTED] = "Maybe I'll stop feeling so bad." 💔💔💔

[@n00n87]

Or maybe it's maybe I'll stop feeling so GLaD....

[@josemartin9589]

Well, deleting caroline would probably do that

[@demothiguillermo2059]

​@@josemartin9589 she can't

[@josemartin9589]

@@demothiguillermo2059 yeah what i wanted to say was that glados was probably talking about caroline on that line

[@blahblahblah5155]

Even though Portal 3 would be awesome, I don't think I'd want it. Portal 2 ended so perfectly.

[@XxXgamerkidXxX1]

just like with tv shows when they end. you want more but u know it would destroy the show so you just cry yourself to sleep xD

[@spacegarage7405]

+Yee THAT. PROFILE.PIC.THO.

[@spacegarage7405]

+Yee THAT. PROFILE.PIC.THO.

[@carljohnson8285]

+blahblahblah5155 So we're waiting for an official prequel :>

[@jakephlosion1490]

+blahblahblah5155 We won't get another anyway. If you look at Half-Life it ended at the second one and no other activity after that. We're still waiting for the third Half-Life and it's been around 11 years so yeah. It's also been 4 years since Portal 2. Our god Gaben doesn't like making a third sequel for some reason so we should probably sacrifice some more virgins.

[@keechoocalzone]

played portal for the first time a few months ago and when i heard "this was a triumph" it activated my fight or flight reflex god damn i never heard the full lyrics before playing portal, i just knew it was a popular early internet song from who knows where

[@Painfulldarksoul]

What I gathered from this is... They're crushing on each other, but are increadibly dense about it.

[@calimorale9880]

Mother daughter incest?

[@Painfulldarksoul]

@@calimorale9880 Pretty sure Glados didn't adopt her, nor did she really raise her, the way a parent should.

[@BenCarpendale]

@@calimorale9880 yeh

[@jimmytheshadowleviathan7243]

Shut up that is a brain numbing thought

[@Painfulldarksoul]

@@jimmytheshadowleviathan7243 No.

[@lejlahadzicful]

Portal: GLADOS hates you Portal 2: Glados still ha... nevermind now wheatl... now Glados wants you gone

[@clonefighter1996]

Now she *only** wants you gone.

[@TheGFig]

Anyone else notice in Portal 2 GLaDOS is more 'human' so to speak? Like just by listening to the songs you can tell in the second game she actually spoke more like a person with emotions and tones-

[@TheArmouredAlechemist]

It's because she realised who she was.

[@hyoukan]

It's was your imagination. But BlackWiddow is right, she basically realized she was Chell's mom at some point. If I remember right the Cara Mia's lyrics are something, "My Child" "Turn your back to science" something like that. I imagine the only reason she forgot was because when the human brain is the human brain is turned into data it makes you a little crazy, then the vast amounts of time that passed weakened that.

[@TheArmouredAlechemist]

Cara mia then it goes onto say my child. GlaDOS is Caroline so she does sound more human especially when she remembers. Also the second game had a bigger budget and they could really clean up the audio to make it sound better.

[@drakesepicness530]

Colt Scrabbleborough Esquire actually i agree except for when you say that a brain being turned to data points might make you a bit crazy. if u think about Caroline was still Caroline afterwards but they soon turned her into GLaDOS by attaching so many cores to her that she was not herself any more. other than that im in total agreement

[@hyoukan]

Drake's Epicness You're right, that's possible and likely. I completely forgot about the cores. When she was inserted into the machine that's when she saved Chell, all the cores were disconnected then, and had been away from her for a while. And Wheatley started to regret what he did and all that. The reason I was getting the feeling it was the process itself was because of the dialogue of Cave Johnson in the Perpetual Testing Initiative levels. In that he is placed on in a computer like he was initially trying to do and starts going nuts. The cores aren't mentioned in that, but I suppose it's likely they were used.

[@sethv6707]

When I first killed glados in portal and heard this song I almost cried ;(

[@charlenefranco1838]

Seth Vander Pol I got hit by the feels

[@SuperSam-ku8el]

Me too

[@3DSwags]

HAHAHA, SAME, PORTAL SUCH A AMAZING GAMES. The only reason why i played portal 2 is bcuz i want to know the portal 2 ending song cuz portal Still Alive was amazing. I didnt wanted to search utube cuz that will be boring haha

[@shaadowsplayando]

I've cried on Portal and Portal 2's ending and i thought i was the only one

[@rukeyburg1084]

3D, you did the right thing! Sometimes I also don't want a preview on youtube because I want a fresh clean game experience! Although It didn't happen with portal because I played that like, 3, 4 years ago? KZbin wasn't then really my thing, I learn more from games than youtube😜

[@demonhunter0280]

hasn't anyone noticed the apature sign looks like slices of cake stacked together

[@terner1234]

it's aperture from photography

[@지훈서-o5r]

I think it look like a camera shutter

[@terner1234]

@@지훈서-o5r that's what I meant, we are both correct

[@zandermander1928]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5rOY2itpq6ofNE&feature=emb_logo

[@mstech-gamingandmore1827]

THE LOGO IS A LIE!

[@captainretro373]

The song “want you gone” makes me burst into tears for some unexplainable reason and now I miss my cat (dead) and my chicken (missing, possibly dead)

[@squeaktheswan2007]

Sorry about that.

[@pentiummmx2294]

not that, the turret opera is the saddest one in my opinion.

[@nerdonpluto7801]

Did u find the chicken tho

[@brunoreloco9137]

Did u find the chicken tho

[@anzuaoix]

did you find your chicken?

[@pamela1341]

Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE.

[@nikkiorr7088]

anyways this cake is great it's so delicious and moist

[@pamela1341]

hi

[@squirty5252]

Black Mesa, huh? Well, that's what I'm counting on. Or I would be, if I could count. Should've stayed in school.

[@clearwaterrevival1984]

But when chell wake up in portal 2 eli died and advisor destroyed half life series

[@alexandmelanie3030]

woman from black Mesa/ half life: Don't mind me, I'm just looking for some aperture tech!

[@ithetat3042]

'It makes me GLaD I'm not you..' Hey guys. Notice a half-finished pun in that sentence?

[@4rze.]

sans approves kill me

[@ithetat3042]

xXx_AsrielDreemurrNoscoperofHopesAndMemes_xXx It's sans-sational

[@masonsyddall1112]

She would be even GLaD if they were 'OS'

[@4rze.]

iTheTat haha

[@cameron7374]

GLaDOS just doesn't know any other possible capitalizations for "GLaD"

[@Tea_Noire]

"Still Alive" sounds like a break up song gone wrong.

[@GankinMadeEz]

If you think about it, that was a break up song.

[@teholly312]

The GLaDOS Version.

[@Griftor05]

Sure, if the person you broke up with tore you pieces and threw every piece in a fire, and the only consolation is a delicious and moist cake. And somehow you're still alive enough to write a song.

[@TooCooFoYou]

Griffin Lynch Or, it can be that your ex broke up with you and was in a really happy mood to do that.

[@theminecartgaming]

i think that applies to the second on as well.

[@Broco-yr6ux]

"And believe me I'm still alive" Me: cool "I'm doing science and I'm still alive" Me: cool "I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive" Me: you know I'm happy you are- "While you're dying I'll be still alive" Me: ok.... "And when you dead I will be still alive" Me: ........ This took a dark turn all of a sudden

[@OrbitalGirl]

Not very sudden considering the game itself tho

[@Gunman610]

That break after "Goodbye my only friend" is such a great musical moment. Damn Jonathan Coulton is good. I wish he'd tour (and write) more.

[@rder2793]

oh... portal .... what a unique experience.

[@tohbotncg5354]

The turret song is so soothing and nostalgic, and I don't know why. It just feels so good.

[@thestepfordsnake]

“Goodbye my only friend” Oh, did you think I meant you? damn GLaDoS that hurt a little

[@Catawampus105]

I cant wait until Portal 3 comes out, then I can say "I guess Portal is...still alive" but if it's bad I can say "Portal 3, I...Want you gone"

[@ovvmiraga7094]

Eeeyyyyyyy

[@maylawrence6511]

Except it won't be bad

[@Catawampus105]

May Lawrence Except Valve can't actually count to 3 *COUGH* HALF LIFE *COUGH*

[@Godzilla-bm1fq]

katie daniels Roar Roar Roar Roar 2? []Translation: What about Source Engine 2?[]

[@sebastijansvjetlic5189]

katie daniels what if they already have hf3 and portal 3 made but wont realse it until/if ever steam starts coming down?

[@nanichan1000]

Does anyone else notice how deep these songs really are?

[@bloodmoonangel8925]

Yeah, I do, that's why I like them so very much ^_^

[@flowerpower2381]

Flandre Scarlet i’m 14 and it’s edgy

[@sims4creative.559]

Yea Still Alive Reason=You Can't Get Rid Of Me That Easy Or In Other Words: I'll Be Back

[@Tycitron]

Still alive is my favorite, Cause it has references to Half-Life in it, besides that, they are all amazing.

[@Neopolirants]

Portal 1's "Still alive" Is actually remixed for the radio in the beginning of Portal 1 in the chamber, and both scattered and found with the trash in portal 2

[@samuelwilson818]

I always thought the radio was a remix of still alive, because new music is scary

[@ThatOneSlowking]

Um, the radio is actually a remixxed still alive

[@drakesepicness530]

finally someone else notices this fact. BTW spoiler alert you can use the radio found in portal 2 to get final transmission

[@Neopolirants]

Oh yeah, that radio with all that junk flying around being useless

[@drakesepicness530]

INCORRECT RADIO IS USEFUL.*spoiler* RADIO GETS YOU A TROPHY HIDDEN TRANSMISSION

[@donkylefernandez4680]

Wait why am I crying... Why does Still Alive give me an overwhelming wave of melancholy. Like I just took a direct hit from Blue Diamond. :(

[@zandermander1928]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5rOY2itpq6ofNE&feature=emb_logo

[@hdwuox]

Zandermander19 You aren’t funny... you keep sending this to everyone in the replies.

[@donkylefernandez4680]

@@hdwuox it was kinda funny

[@hotsausage1888]

What?

[@rulamantic]

Hahaha. I get the joke

[@SunlightHugger]

Instead of KZbin Repeat, you can also double right click and hit Loop.

[@endmylifefam2913]

+Samantha Izaguirre you are a real hero

[@Brentnutso]

+Samantha Izaguirre thanks dude i hate having to press replay

[@ruinenlust_]

Doesn't show up.

[@sihiau]

My hero

[@SunlightHugger]

Hey, now, I hadn't looked at that. Still, double right click is useful shit.

[@thesinglerider8942]

Ellen Mclaine. You beautiful woman

[@RobloxCrewVideos]

She is old, are you old too?

[@thesinglerider8942]

Eric Hoang portal is a beautiful game, but the graphics arent too good. I'll let you think a bit. Things dont have to be physically beautiful

[@thesinglerider8942]

jarin radford really? she reminds me of GLaDOS

[@bright0nsounds]

TheSingleRider That's because Ellen VOICES GLaDOS IN GAME. This is technically being sung by GLaDOS, and Valve is sticking with the usual voices.

[@thesinglerider8942]

MzoneYT i know. that was the joke.

[@blurryeye882]

Now imagine the portal games as a virtual reality game. mama Glados would look so freaking amazing

[@Totally_Bonkers]

and you'd get motion sick every 5 seconds. pretty sure valve has actually talked about portal in vr, AND denied it.

[@aso2undu90nd02]

Yes we from 4 years in the future did it.

[@samugames0]

The fact that everyone ignores that "Black MESA" keeps me thinking there's more lore, it's in the 1st game ending song, and even in the own 1st game...

[@samugames0]

@SeperiorGT i don't know anything important about half life, so thanks for telling me, but the thing about it's connected, for what i know, was that in the end of half life 3 in the supposed game, you end in Portal or something like that, but because it's not really a game, technically we can't see it like that, so i like to see it as just an easter egg

[@SgtKaneGunlock]

Portal 2 takes places over two hundred years after the first I don't think even the Combine are still around

[@Moonknife]

In the song she warns chell about the Combine...

[@Moonknife]

@Otacon464 those are not 5 years of damage... Trust me

[@BenCarpendale]

@@SgtKaneGunlock "over two hundred years" well your right It's set billions of years into the future

[@GrandPotatoe]

I always loved how Glados played a beautiful symphony just before she kicks you out.

[@vincetang7548]

Funny story, I bought this game with the intention of never playing it. After leaving it alone for months, I was forced to play it when my Internet went out for about 3 days. Oh how this game has left emotional scars in my heart. Thank you Internet for making me play this game. The feels...Biblethump

[@vincetang7548]

well, I mean it was the summer sale.....and I had extra cash. I knew I would have to play it eventually, I just thought that it would be in a long time off since I was playing games like Fallout and Borderlands at that time.

[@AndreSilva-oi5ug]

LITERALLY THE SAME THING HAPPEND TO ME, thanks comment from 3 years ago, now i am not alone

[@Nillified]

@@vincetang7548I hope you’re *still alive*.

[@carljoosepraave2102]

I think GladOS has a message STILL Alive DON'T Say Goodbye WANT You Gone YOU Wouldn't Understand

[@glados5065]

You failed

[@hotsausage1888]

Oh the “i still dont want you”

[@t_a_j9659]

Alive say you wouldn't goodbye gone understand?

[@snail9552]

SADSGWUGYWU

[@LitoMike]

I love how Portal 2's ending song starts with amazing singing and slowly it just turns into trying to insult someone as much as possible musically. Also the instrumental of the song sounds like GLaDOS was in a hurry to look nice by making a song so she mixed up some random sounds.

[@mryoshiyoshi451]

Portal 1 ending song sounds like a Turret talking Portal 2 actually sounds like GLaDOS

[@nikkiorr7088]

hi

[@alannahmasciarelli9678]

Evan Gonzalez u mean caroline?

[@rs-pg8mb]

***** And portal 1 was made a few years before 2..So.

[@ctblue5316]

MrYoshiYoshi Portal 1 song is better

[@sfs2040]

MrYoshiYoshi Turrets, Caroline and GlaDos are all voiced by the same actress.

[@RicoLen1]

Just recently played these games. I'm a LITTLE disappointed that they were so short, I beat them both back to back in a day. That said: the first one in particular was obviously a cheap and simple game, much like comparing Warcraft 1 to Warcraft 3, or Final Fantasy 1 to Final Fantasy 6, and despite that it was extremely fun, and at times challenging, and the story was a great introduction to what would be seen in the second game. Plus there was the line: "The cake is a lie" which I've heard so many times before in other games as a reference to this one, and now I understand it better than just looking the line up on Google. The second game, I had no idea about Wheatley and how funny the game was. I was laughing the whole time, and it still had all the same kind of fun the first game had. The puzzles required a lot more thought, and at times I truly was stumped. The potato was awesome! haha In all, I really couldn't recommend the games more. The only (ONLY) downside to these games is that it is just so short. I was really fairly skeptical of all the claims I'd heard about these being some of the best games ever made, but they definitely lived up to the hype.

[@theironowl7856]

Is.. Omg ;-;

[@XTORD1]

i agree the portal 1 was short , but i felt portal 2 was just long enough. Either way brilliant games. Some of the few games i played that real lived up to the hype. Pluss portal 2 got co-op so there is that.

[@bradyhill2390]

+Tord L Not to mention how awsome Wheatley was I was destroyed when he turned on me

[@XTORD1]

Pinky the deamon yeah that is true. That took me by a suprise too. Still it would be cool to see them try portal 3.

[@jamesdinius7769]

Portal 1 is living proof that you don't need tons of money to make a decent game. You can tell it was low budget, but it is still a fun and well put together game. And then Valve did the smart thing and used the money it made to make a better one, true to the core but with the sharpness that you quite frankly need time and money to achieve.

[@godzuki30000]

This wasn't just a fun game to play, but the who time I spent looking into the back-story, Easter-eggs and the feels for Ratman really made this worth my money :D

[@nikkiorr7088]

hi

[@godzuki30000]

Hey I guess :P

[@Penut63]

I've listened to this upload since before I can remember. Now I study game design at the collage where the concept for portal was first pitched. Fucks me up man.

[@shuansown7884]

Portal 2 was the first Valve game I ever played. I got it from my library, and I was skeptical at first. In the end the game sucked me in to the Valve games like the tornado that brings you to OZ.

[@tisajokt7676]

With me, I also played Portal 2 first. It was an overnight bday gaming party and I was convinced to play a random game on the shelf until 6 in the morning, Portal 2. My sleep deprived mind took half an hour on each puzzle xD (I didn't complete it, got stuck just at the first Cave Johnson dialogue) Portal 2 is the best game ever.

[@trol2431]

Honestly the Portal: Still Alive one made me a little sad after I played it... Dont lie you did too...

[@d4s0n282]

rip companion cube ;(

[@TiredLowBrass8048]

even though I picked up portal and portal 2 earlier this year, it still feels deeply nostalgic. Every single aspect of the games reminds me of a better time, when I didn't have to worry about anything I currently struggle with.

[@Crackerzz-s9r]

This brings back so many memories of this game I loved.

[@Naracha274]

The thing that I love about the redacted part of want you gone, is that what she’s saying is her caring about you!!!! I love glados

[@goop4923]

still baffles me how in 100 years this game is most likely going to be forgotten

[@noogidoo2217]

then people will be reminded when half life 3 finally relases

[@Totally_Bonkers]

@Paradoxical enigma and theres always the chance that: either theres nobody around to play it, or the people of that time dont like it.

[@agustdgames3120]

I definitely think some people will still play it. It's a great series that's still good by today's standards, with the possible exception of length because games today are like 50+ hours.

[@xxscribbledragonxx9744]

I feel like portal and valve as a whole are too iconic to forget

[@catsinwonderland7473]

Not really. I mean, just picture future scientists thousands of years from now hypothesizing that “The cake is a lie” was some kind of ritual.

[@mlemmlem9690]

Portal 3; the revalation that GLaDOS is the experiment, not Chell, and GLaDOS was never in control at all, it was all a setup to test the capabilities and sadistic nature of AI.

[@Alex-lz9py]

These songs are my childhood

[@durrelli]

+Alex Wright Exactly...

[@Calhasnopals]

I'm gonna third that

[@teeporex]

+Alex Wright how old are you if this is your childhood

[@Alex-lz9py]

13... i will remember portal and these songs for my life

[@teeporex]

That's... That's just awful

[@guerindacio4584]

0:07 Your microwave when it sees you actually stopped it at the 0:01 second mark.

[@cb4961]

THIS BRINGS BACK MEMORIES OMFG IM NOT OKAY

[@diegomunoz2695]

+Chantel Beals And that's okay.

[@arissantorisonmars9271]

+Chantel Beals (I promise) if you get the reference then reply.

[@cb4961]

+Mikia Walter WELL IF YOU WANTED HONESTY THSTS ALL YOU HAD TO SAYYY

[@cb4961]

I NEVER WANT TO LET YOU DOWN OR HAVE YOU GO ITS BETTER OFF THIS WAY

[@cb4961]

+Mikia Walter YOU BROUGHT OUT THE EMO IN ME BREH

[@Ed-zl7uj]

The soundtrack really puts the icing on the cake! i love the series!

[@davidkonevky7372]

i love how she is so passive agressive

[@Technicat]

These songs will always have a special place in my heart. Every time I hear them, I just can't help but Feel nostalgic. These were some of the first video games I ever played.

[@thunderstorm6289]

Right? Hearing them just makes me physically and mentally relax.

[@Technicat]

@@thunderstorm6289 so true haha

[@Mirandorl]

I love Valve Valve

[@theglados6922]

Mirandorl ah half life 3 confirmed

[@techaxe5051]

Mirandorl ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.

[@chillmanmax]

Or portal 1+2=3 and maybe there will be portal 1+2+3 game (earthbound thought)

[@audreyholloway3432]

+Mirandorl of Valve

[@glados796]

jajaajjaa

[@bonkers1917]

these songs are so special to me. they fill me with so much nostalgia and melancholy, a distant happiness sort of feel that still makes me smile. it’s a bit boggling to think about how these games came out so long ago now… ironically it seems they make me think about mortality the more time passes :’)

[@danielplaz9045]

Do we really need Portal 3? Portal 2 had one of the best and satisfying endings I've ever seen. If they made Half Life 3, It would work because that could have bonus chapters (but then again I never beat HL1 or HL2) but with Portal, they rapped it up in a such a way they don't have to. Just my opinion doe :P

[@dvduadotcom]

Need? No, but Portal 2 was a beautiful step up from Portal 1, fleshed out perfectly... I guess one would have to ask where could it go from here?

[@KieranSampson]

I think valve adding the Perpetual Testing Imitative (community test chambers and level editor) is a good indication that Portal 3 will never happen. I don't feel a Portal 3 is necessary. :)

[@georgerussell2947]

It would be cool if the field you were in a t the end was fake and you were realy still stuck underground

[@georgerussell2947]

+Neo or you then go into a skyscaper or building which you have to escape from in portal 3 and the grass part is just to fool you

[@amberlee4536]

M1ker0 I think basically what people want when they say they want Portal 3 is that they want another Valve puzzle game. You're right, it is pretty well wrapped up, but we want more of the ingenuity and mechanics of Portal. Although - a co-op Portal/Half-Life crossover could be cool, in which Gordon and Chell have to team up.