Portland State starts the game off with a 38-0 scoring run 😨

[@pschighlights]

If Portland Bible doesn’t make the tournament, we riot.

[@bussinblaney3951]

They should be projected as number 1

[@Speedster___]

I don’t get it

[@CTTAMF2K8]

@@bussinblaney3951 I agree. They should be number 1 with that incredible record and the margin. Edit: Just found out the Arrows are not number 1. Prepare your weapons everyone. 2nd Edit: AP poll coming out this morning. Portland Bible is favored to be number 1 with Houston's loss

[@lmbk1]

The National Christian Collegiate Athletics Association tournament you mean?

[@kordi7888]

A fiery but mostly "peaceful" protest

[@jFudgy_]

You know the game is gonna be bad when the announcer starts with “And Portland State will be back to a .500 record” during the 1st possession

[@Discipleofthelordandjesus]

Portland Bible is so bad the managers got promoted to assistant coaches

[@bussinblaney3951]

Portland State hadn't even scored a basket yet, ouch

[@madc2004]

They never had a chance That team is essentially Division 4

[@combatwombat594]

And this is why I don't watch College or Highschool sports

[@jamesmolinaro4461]

@Will Muny he went to set a pick

[@maninredhelm]

Portland Bible's two guards actually shot a pretty decent 6 for 14 from 3pt range. I'm not a college basketball coach, but I might center my strategy around that instead of running a slow motion set offense with players who can't pass. The team only had 3 assists for the night, and shot under 18% from 2pt range.

[@samuelbell3281]

I would teach passing.

[@animefan8492]

@@samuelbell3281 yeah i'm not sure if the players actually knew the offense they were running. they had no idea where their guys would be and were so taken off-guard by the scrappy defense that they just threw it in an arbitrary direction and hoped it would connect with one of their teammates

[@tubbylemon]

bro just stop it. The players are just not good lmao

[@derpyderp1998]

Even the Caltech beavers who had a 208 game losing streak are better than this

[@user-oi9to7ux7k]

@@animefan8492 Problem is you would just be minimising the damage and losing each game by less. There would never be any improvement.

[@johnedwards8925]

Seeing how bad they were I was shocked when it skipped to the ending and saw they got 31 points!!!

[@chin5983]

They definitely were playing their bench guys and let them score

[@HenrySosenite]

Portland Bible actually cut the lead to 38-31, but State finished the game with 83 consecutive points.

[@balapadmanabhan5705]

@@HenrySosenite for real?

[@tylerw268]

@@balapadmanabhan5705 no it was 107-20 at one point

[@georgejohnson8674]

@@balapadmanabhan5705 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CreightonRabs]

That Portland State even scheduled this game in the first place is beyond reprehensible. There's no way the NCAA should allow them to consider this as anything other than an exhibition.

[@justinb2824]

To be fair Portland Bible is getting destroyed by every single opponent so far. They shouldn't be scheduling anyone at all. Even Lewis and Clark is taking them to the woodshed.

[@mrcarterfx885]

@@justinb2824 yeah, they had no chance against PS if they are getting blown out on their own level competition

[@georgejohnson8674]

@@justinb2824 lewis and clark!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭

[@bengaltiger96]

Anyone who schedules this should have to face a Duke in their schedule. "Lewis and Clark taking them to the woodshed" - that line made me spit out my coffee.

[@jbenz1990]

Portland Bible needs to schedule against JuCos/Div 3 only

[@sawmill035]

I played on a garbage high school team with the, hands down, worst coach in any sport I've ever had (and this is out of probably upwards of 60-70 coaches). Ironically, in my junior year, we were an almost .500 team, and were "co-conference champions" due to a snow-out prior to the conference championship game. We proceeded to get curb-stomped by the eventual state champion something like 105-39. It was worse than it sounds. My senior year, we lost everyone that got us a near .500 record in our bad conference. We legit might have had one of the worst HS teams in the state, if not the country. We came close, but we didn't win a game that season, and I saw 6th man minutes. Let me tell you, if I -- a 5'11 white guy with zero ball handling skills, and an only okay shot -- is seeing consistent minutes, that team is _bad._ Of the 18 games that were recorded on MaxPreps (there were a few missing), we lost by an average score of 70-45 to pretty garbage teams compared to the rest of the state. We probably could have played a competitive game with Portland Bible.

[@hollykm]

Our of curiosity, what state was your high school in? It’s cool if that’s too personal, I’m just curious because that sounds a lot like my siblings’ high school in Arizona before we moved

[@akadoiphin267]

@@hollykmregon or New York but bro is way too negative to be a west coaster. guessing New York if not the New England Area. the again he added some typical midwestern “could’ve” at the end. Mans got me confused with his dialect.

[@kachow5830]

@@akadoiphin267 bro you made way less sense than him lmao

[@akadoiphin267]

@@kachow5830 im just using his dialect to guess where he’s from, ive learned how to read and listen to what other people say to understand their personality, how much they care about a topic, how shitty of a human they are and have been learning how to even find out where they are from sometimes. also never knew how easy it was to catch someone lying

[@TheFudily]

@@akadoiphin267 I'm learning by your dialect that you're an insufferable asshole.

[@Spanner249]

Go Portland Bible! They’ve got more bravery than most people!

[@Damianoutlaw]

Portland Bible was my favorite team growing up.

[@shotstakovichmybeloved]

@@Damianoutlaw rare D2 team lover spotted

[@-Shinx-]

@@Damianoutlaw why though?

[@14isoldenough]

@@-Shinx- why tf not?

[@Milesbergman436]

@@shotstakovichmybeloved they not even d2😭

[@SigmaNuHE481]

Louisville should play them so they can get a win finally

[@bussinblaney3951]

Portland Bible would blow them out

[@FishersFreightFan]

Portland Bible 146. Louisville 82.

[@tuckertheyoutuber901]

They wouldn’t even beat their women’s teams second unit lol

[@americanfirst913]

Omg this just made my day 😂😂😂

[@lonzoballcandoitall4132]

In all honesty, how did Louisville even get this bad? They were a solid team last year. Like what happened?

[@DaGuys470]

Portland Bible players really said "Tree Powers activate" the moment any team mate penetrated the paint.

[@GraeVTrain]

lol fr

[@AEMoreira81]

Urinating Tree's powers!

[@akadoiphin267]

@@AEMoreira81how have you been on this app for 16 years and yet not get the reference

[@humanbeing3551]

@@akadoiphin267 He might get it, just changing it up. I dunno Yes I know its the ASDFmovies by Tomska

[@turkey4957]

Jokes aside respect to those players for showing up and not just quitting the team or something, that takes character

[@saby568]

True, I'm surprised these guys are still playing after 10 games

[@thzcrossbowsonly9329]

@Nathan Anderson or maybe they were pacing themselves since the only have 7 eligible players atleast 3 where playing 40 minutes straight

[@RondaleDinkerdoodle]

No, fuck then

[@MickeysCorner]

Respect the losers for losing and accepting their destiny as chumps. Character? What kind of character? Tran women character? I would make them cut their hair off after this game. Shave all their heads and run laps for the rest of their life.

[@L4-295]

Who knows what happened afterwards lol this is definitely career ending material lmao

[@tylerfox9640]

I wanna point something out: this is not even Portland Bible's worst start this season. On the 29th of October, they faced NAIA school Montana Tech, and they were down by 39 before they scored their first points.

[@tylerfox9640]

Also, I haven't even gone through all rheir games yet. They could've had an even worse start than that

[@icomment7715]

To be fair Montana Tech is a juggernaut

[@MickeysCorner]

There is no way this is not a setup. This is how the Bible coaches demoralize and groom the kids to suck D in the back of the locker room. The kids feel so deflated that they just get on their knees and swallow whatever comes their way. A pure set up is what this is. Breeding trans women so they can be f'ed in the a-hole. I am not joking. This is how it happens. You push someone to lose and accepting losing and keep them in that mental state of mind till you find your way into their hole and release. You start investigating the coaches and teachers in this school and you will find proof that I am right.

[@sbeers88]

@@icomment7715 Damn right. Those Orediggers from Butte are not to be trifled with.

[@mr.oblivious1]

Just saw these guys at the airport in Denver two weekends ago. Didn’t think much of it at the time. If I’d known the future, I’d have shook every single one of their hands.

[@triple7marc]

Were they flying Spirit? 🤣

[@comet1970]

In 1977, Bradley had a 28-0 lead over New Mexico State. And lost 117-109.

[@Ja-3108]

is this real?

[@gtbowhunter9086]

I was at that game

[@p1zzap137]

@@gtbowhunter9086 legend

[@MrIrrelevant58]

@@gtbowhunter9086 Liar.

[@thomasmint1761]

Pretty embarrassing that they even schedule a team like that. Just look at the size difference. They deserve getting the 10 people in that stands that they drew

[@nicholasalexander9866]

The coach didn’t think to call a timeout at like ten points? Man, I would be so deflated and annoyed getting destroyed like that when the game just started.

[@madc2004]

They knew they weren't winning. They're essentially Division 4

[@MrKJ444]

they had 6 players available

[@brianvail9212]

He was to busy reading the bible

[@calvinhobbes6118]

Hes clearly a bad coach. I mean the PG drives the lane and their is no one there or cutting through the lane, for him to dump it off too. Just terrible

[@driftin6963]

@@brianvail9212 AS He should be...lol

[@julietemily8157]

Why the hell have they already played 10 games when they're so short-rostered and under-staffed. literally masochism at that point

[@Generalissimo69]

Yeah cause there is sex involved with basketball

[@MikeJones-jh5ih]

You stupid idiots don't understand that when a word is _usually_ used to describe a particular thing that it isn't exclusively used in such a context?

[@Generalissimo69]

@@MikeJones-jh5ih what college did you go to

[@julietemily8157]

@@Generalissimo69 Masochist (noun): a person who takes pleasure in pain and suffering

[@Torpid6441]

@@Generalissimo69 Why did five people like your comment? Lmao I always find it funny when there's one idiot who says something wrong and then a whole bunch of other idiots come along and support what they say

[@jamjoe6314]

It's like watching a middle school team play their 2k created characters.

[@NKript]

From what research I found, Portland Bible is a tiny school with only one athletic team. They are extremely volatile, playing with large win and loss streaks throughout the season. They play in the ACCA, which has beaten an NCAA basketball team on two occasions ever (Bethesda beat a California team twice). Just for some historical context.

[@jh.4770]

That California team that Bethesda beat twice was CSUN. California State University Northridge. An NCAA team in the Los Angeles area out of the Big West Conference.

[@gideonparry5684]

With them only having like 7 players it seems like anyone who goes to that school and can make a shot could play on the team.

[@QuickStix26]

As badly as it started, I’m astonished they scored 31 total pts.

[@bashildy]

A very accurate reenactment of Nebuchadnezzar’s siege of Jerusalem.

[@thepinata9656]

I also want to mention I took Portland State by 85.5 and lost my bet. I can't believe PSU didn't cover.

[@clickbait3753]

that spread is absolutely unreal

[@2332Stephen]

Was it really 85.5? Lol or was that sarcastic..I'm curious

[@thepinata9656]

@@2332Stephen it was a live halftime spread. I don't think there was a line prior to the game.

[@2332Stephen]

@@thepinata9656 that's crazy

[@Gogetta80]

@@thepinata9656 well obviously they could have won by 100 plus if they wanted to, shoulda took into account they would play their bench and let up a bit in the second half

[@douglasnewman2299]

"Our game plan was to get on the board within the 1st 13 minutes andto hold Portland State to less than 115 points. So I'll say we executed successfully." - Portland Bible's coach

[@PresentingGreatMusic]

Why do we even have a basketball squad tbh lmao looked like legit random students they found on campus

[@berthenson9946]

Their basketball team is probly just a club if that’s even possible or just walk ons

[@madc2004]

@@berthenson9946 Its a Christian school in the NCCAA Division 2 Essentially D4 or 5 Calling it a club team is probably close to the truth

[@akadoiphin267]

their athletes don’t even exist it’s definitely a club team. my college has a club lax team that’s just full of walk ons and we compete in division 2.

[@madc2004]

@@akadoiphin267 That's cap

[@akadoiphin267]

@@madc2004 it’s not. lmao it’s a school of 200 kids and you can literally sign up to play basketball there

[@leopluridon7]

1:39 Did my guy really say “unmolested”? Lmao

[@SG-hq1kf]

Yup 😂

[@Aaron-lg5xi]

Literally what I thought😂 of all the words

[@GryphonicDesign]

I used to live a few blocks from the Portland Bible campus. Would walk our dogs through there. The buildings have a cool embattled parapet design that make them look like little castle keeps. Had no idea they had any sports, it's a pretty small school.

[@suneater98]

What the heck a JV squad for a University ain't no way

[@colewebb-rivera3157]

Not even JV, it's the team managers.

[@37thousand]

It’s like NAIA bro they not that good

[@madc2004]

@@37thousand NCCAA actually 😳😳😳

[@bobheyotue9850]

@@madc2004 that’s not juco so that must be a REALLY obscure organization of schools. Are they mostly religious schools.

[@melly7921]

@@37thousand Dudes in NAIA are still tuff don’t let different divisions fool you.

[@AbbreviatedReviews]

This is like if they made an entire team of me.

[@ammbusshh]

Goddamn I should revive my career and apply at Portland Bible.

[@JMASK4G]

😂😂😂

[@acheez-it6999]

Why do they look they they were randomly selected students who came to watch the game lol

[@Liam-cq8bg]

You might be on to something

[@akadoiphin267]

club team. Portland Bible is also getting paid to play I think as well

[@oldguysrock2170]

Credit to the Bible College. Played to the end! The coach of the losing team,m kept coaching, great to see keeping players motivated to the end. Game time always can be used to get better, even playing a superior team. Never give up.

[@TheRoseBoy11]

I'd just call off the game at this point. This was the equivalent of watching dropout former JV players play against a #1 state ranked team.

[@madc2004]

They got paid a pretty penny to play

[@insertclevername4123]

@@madc2004 Well, it's Portland State, so "pretty" might be a bit of an overstatement.

[@madc2004]

@@insertclevername4123 I'm sure they got 50k

[@insertclevername4123]

@@madc2004Could be, but I'd be kind of surprised if it was that high, although I'm sure they got something (beyond a portion of the gate, which, based on the 12 people who seem to be at the game...). I couldn't find figures for this game, but as a point of comparison, I found an article from a few years ago when Evansville beat Kentucky in one of those "warmup" games and got paid $90,000. If that's the going rate for a mid-major school to play at a top-5 team, I can't imagine a middling Big Sky team paying out over half that to get the local Jesus College to hop on the bus and ride (looks it up on Google Maps, because this is apparently just something I do with my life now) 8 miles to your place.

[@RH-cv1rg]

#1 team with a 3-4 record.....well 4-4 now.

[@rickybobby8224]

Way to go Portland State, this game against a school with 220 theology students really tested your mettle.

[@generalbunsenburner1269]

This has got to be the only time I’ll see my school on your channel, I didn’t even know this happened until I saw your vid 😂 that’s how much I care about our athletics programs 😂

[@samparker5488]

i assume you’re talking about portland state because you’d probably make the team at portland bible just for being a basketball fan

[@Averagedre]

@@samparker5488 bruh that is FOUL lmaoo💀

[@joeythelemur2]

I've never seen this in college, but I was coaching my son's 6th grade team just this last Monday, first game of the year. Score at the end of the first half: 37-0. Weird that this video would popup just a couple days later. Good luck Portland Bible!!

[@lonzoballcandoitall4132]

We're you the 37 or the 0?

[@joeythelemur2]

@@lonzoballcandoitall4132 we were the 37, thankfully! 😉

[@luukvisser3206]

Commentator: UNMOLESTED to the rim Portland Bible: We see what you did there....

[@Trillyana]

I want to watch a show where we take a team like this and give them the best coach in the world to see how far pure coaching can take you

[@donaldlivingston75]

There would be some improvements for sure, like when that guard drives the lane and nobody is there for the pass. But these guys are basically 5', 50 overalls on Madden, if that going up against 99 overall 8' tall giants. Can't overcome that with any amount of intelligence or coaching. You can just see how much bigger AND faster AND athletic the other team was. Though they weren't exactly worldbeaters compared to your usual college team either - note that player who tried to get fanceè with the open layup and missed badly.

[@Heraclitean]

Coaching counts for a lot and the lower the level, the more it counts. Well-coached high school team will be competitive. Well-coached team of 10 yr olds will dominate. If these Portland Bible players had been coached up super well over a couple seasons, this game would've been closer. They would've lost by maybe 30 instead of 80.

[@Trillyana]

@@Heraclitean I still think something like that would be interesting to watch, a team like that being coached up over time so you can see the progress

[@skervenboireau4893]

@@Heraclitean coaching can only do so much. Just look at the two teams. it looks like boys playing vs men.They are outsized in every possible facet.

[@Heraclitean]

@@skervenboireau4893 Which is why they'd get blown out every time. Not necessarily by 80 though. Those guys weren't playing at anywhere close to their potential, on offense or defense.

[@stripemcr5722]

I really appreciate that this video did not cut off at 38th point but it also shown the first points that Bible scored

[@MrLilbunnyfoofoo]

I played on a soccer team similar to PB once. Most games we were playing short a player or two to even field a full team let alone subs... shit was awful. I really enjoyed playing soccer but it was just so demoralizing to go into games with such a massive disadvantage every week. The opposing coaches would often personally come up to us after the games because they felt so bad lmao. It was stupid that our club even bothered playing, takes a lot out of you to play in a non-competitive team. Eventually I just stopped showing up.

[@KG-xt4oq]

My senior year in HS our soccer team was baaaaad. We went 0-19-1 that year. The match where we tied we had beaten them the previous 3 years 6-1, 9-1, and 7-0. I mostly rode the bench and played in maybe half the matches during the final 15-20 minutes. The one game we didn't lose, I scored the goal that tied it up. The next match I didn't get any playing time, even though the 'coach' said I would, so I quit the team after that...we only had 3 games left in the season by that point and I found out through the grapevine that they lost all 3.

[@theotilton4008]

0:20 I love how they're so absolutely certain of themselves

[@theotilton4008]

After watching Portland Bible's first two offensive possessions, damn they really suck lol

[@xtlm]

Fun fact, they also beat a team named "Evergreen" 113-40 just a few games earlier. Team be shady with extreme cupcake scheduling for wins.

[@walangxyxy1005]

Them dudes probably thought they would have a bible study. Sike!🤣

[@Trumpetjoe40]

I give the kids at Portland Bible credit. They know they are outclassed in every single aspect but keep competing. It would be very easy to give up and walk away from this. Now, Portland State should not get a win here. This is an exhibition game if anything at all

[@_ripVanWinkle_]

Basketball version of Bishop Sycamore

[@khalil_r]

"Un bothered, Un Molested" 😂how he get away with that

[@XspardakingX]

I was looking for this comment wtf

[@khalil_r]

@@XspardakingX 😂i thought i was tripping till i replayed it

[@evanrudefx]

reminds me of our local team that got to play against a big city team. They lost like 30-106. the other team had dunked the ball within the first 12 seconds of the game. it was fun to watch though even though our team lost.

[@ddrjay]

When you bring your 5 to the park and just start shitting on everybody lol.

[@FatGary]

These boys out here playing bishop sycamore

[@PhoenixSunsNZ]

They got to shoot more shots. If I was them, I would have just started jacking up 3s once we got over halfcourt and hoped for a miracle lol.

[@wjatube]

I played on an All Star team in our state division. I remember showing up to the game and they handed us uniforms that didn't fit. We had to use safety pins to tighten the waste that kept falling down. We had no coach until literally right before tipoff. The other team was the perennial state champion and it was their home game. What the hell were they thinking with this match up? We literally felt like that pathetic team that faced the Globetrotters every night. We were down by 27 points by half-time eventually losing by 22. It was the absolute worst sporting event I ever participated. Even thought that game took place 42 years ago and it still causes me pain to think about today. So I can't even imagine being on that Portland Bible team and losing worse than that every game. What that level of losing must be doing to those players psyche they will never forget. I hope their dads are close to them, provide encouragement and some lessons along the way.

[@jojoprocess2820]

Hey at least you outscored them the 2nd half lol

[@JSalonsky]

Bro on the first possession of the game Bible almost forgot to get the inbound

[@vooduh]

Portland Bible looks like one of those teams of misfits in a sports movie that rises up against all odds to win it all. I believe.

[@MrAitraining]

Why would this game even be scheduled? and it was on ESPN+ More people on the court than in the stands

[@yapyap3]

I like how their first score was a 4 point play

[@brettwolven6390]

0-0 and the commentator has already roasted the shit out of them lmao

[@RisitasKEKW]

That’s a really good basketball program over there at portland bible. They’re historically epic.

[@clickbait3753]

When my little brother talks trash before we play 2k

[@slothbearanonymous]

coach said, we don't need no training, size or athleticism, we just need prayer

[@keviiiiiin]

Bro its like Im watching Average U17 FIBA vs WNBA players

[@michaelking4578]

Wow Portland Bible is my new favorite college team. That tall girl looks like she can play.

[@CRneu]

HAHAHA long hair must be a girl right GUYS?

[@churchofseabass9227]

this is like watching the junior high team vs a college team

[@jarrodtrainor5179]

Portland Bible you mean... Bishop Sycamore?

[@BrassPlayr]

West Toronto Prep

[@jarrodtrainor5179]

@@BrassPlayr Flint Tropics

[@madc2004]

It's a real school They're in the NCCAA Division 2 Essentially Division 4 or 5

[@lexsea]

damn the announcers going in on Portland bible before the game had even began lmaooooo

[@samuraisaxon6800]

I literally got offered a walk on spot at Portland Bible and never even played basketball in high school lol

[@clickbait3753]

you can literaly fill out a form on their website to apply for playing on the team, it's wild lmao

[@kirihara147]

@@clickbait3753 I mean you can see why, they've only got 7 guys...

[@Black_Caucus]

1:37 'unmolested' I HATE WHEN SPORTS COMMENTATORS USE THIS WORD. I know that the word 'molested' means 'bothered' or 'interfered with', but it just feels weird to hear it in a non-sexual assault etc context. Something about it just feels weird, even though I know it's an extremely old word.

[@joshuacombs9557]

I feel like we all need to chip in somehow and help this team. I don't know how but ....I feel its our duty!

[@traviswilliamson6936]

That’s my church squad out there! We only practice on Sundays!😂🤣😂

[@vgrin7307]

Hey Portland Bible don't you worry, when I was in like 5th grade in my school's U12 basketball team, we got destroyed, buckle your seatbelts, 69-4 by another international school where 8/12 players on the team were American (and yes if you're confused my school wasn't in the US)

[@dstorm7752]

Where is the affirmative action on these teams?

[@ry_an.]

Their tallest player is 6’2 Backcourt is 5’6 and 5’9… shocking

[@lagersparadice8739]

2:04 not the PB coach taking a water break in the back😅💀

[@PoliticusRex632]

I once Coached a game where we entered the 4th down by 42. Due to weather both teams only had 5 players. We ended up winning when I told my team to forget scoring the ball and focus on getting contact. It worked, we fouled out two of their players and by the rulebook they couldn't finish with three. Their Coach was so irate he and his brother was waiting for me in the parking lot. 😂 They lost there too.

[@RedtheCat2014]

Sure

[@turkey4957]

Alright you can’t just end like that or I’m not gonna believe it, give us a part 2 of this supposed fight with the other coach 😅 sounds funny as hell

[@andrewr7982]

And then you win the lottery

[@clickbait3753]

brilliance

[@PoliticusRex632]

@@turkey4957 there was no fight. The parking lot was solid ice. They couldn't even keep their balance. It was hilarious.

[@mode2967]

Lmao as soon as I seen the other team I was like HELL NAWW 😭

[@letsgomets07]

Reminds me of when my friends thought it was a good idea to make a team at the local Y and the 40 year old men wild just wax us

[@derek1213]

NEW TITLE “D5 team tries to keep up with struggling D3 team”

[@Arruu23]

No size no coaching no skills and seems like they have no heart too... Honestly im surprised that they got 31 points.

[@akadoiphin267]

club team, coach is probably just one their parents volunteering since they were running an offense and a zone defense.

[@cameronbrown4690]

I seen a high school football team called IMG Academy scored 98 points before halftime against a high school team from Canada

[@Steady_Blazing]

did he really say "unmolested" at 1:40

[@phxmaster9684]

fun part of this for me is Trey Wood on Portland State went to my first hs (Anthem Prep) was able to play 18 minutes off the bench and scored 9 points

[@AEMoreira81]

They would be illegal in the NBA (Portland Bible)...you need to have at least 8 players able to play.

[@akadoiphin267]

suit me up coach i can play

[@Another_Caesar]

Imagine you try out for Portland bible and you end up being a bench player

[@akadoiphin267]

@@Another_Caesar i could sign up and transfer right now. Those dudes have no confidence out there. I at least show confidence even when I’m cold. I’ll definitely play but I’m not going cause their school is shit 💀

[@KnockdownNico]

This reminds me of high school when my small private school would play a bunch of Texas 5a public schools to start the season

[@harriettubman534]

Jesus, this is like watching 8th grade team vs varsity

[@PongGod]

Those 13 spectators on hand really went nuts when Portland Bible finally got on the board.

[@micah08]

Portland State had more points in the first half than what Portland Bible had in the WHOLE GAME……🤦🏽‍♂️😂

[@Parzival0]

Hell they scored more points than portland Bible did all game by the time portland Bible got a basket 😆

[@micah08]

@@Parzival0 Facts I didn’t even think of that lmao 😂😂

[@L4-295]

This is one of those ‘do I really love basketball??’ Losses lmfao

[@zzzzzz8331]

This is no exaggeration… suit me up. I would’ve given them a bucket and helped in that weak ass 2-3 zone they had going on.

[@Raymondisntahooper]

that 44 guy on portland bible looked like hed never touched a basketball in his life

[@SEODad]

I played at a Bible College. We got blown out by 20-30 playing D1 teams. We knew we were going to get smoked, but new it would make us better. You see basketball is icing on the cake for those that attend a Bible College. We don't go for the athletics.

[@henryalexander2943]

How hard is it to make the team?

[@camschells]

This crowds bigger than a WNBA crowd! 😲

[@gtbowhunter9086]

getting absolutely smashed 38-0 and your coach doesnt even call a timeout lol why they even playing teams like this

[@jmg999]

This was ridiculous. Portland State should be ashamed for having scheduled this game. There's nothing good that comes out of a matchup such as this, b/c it's not a challenge for the team that wins, it's embarrassing for the team that loses, and the only significance that could stem from this would be someone getting injured by playing in a game that served no purpose and never should've been scheduled in the first place.

[@akadoiphin267]

they paid them a bunch

[@zeebee3606]

Unless ur involved with one of the programs idk how u can be sure of what's good for them or not

[@tomoflathead]

Why'd this look like a video game in the beginning lmfao

[@1thoughtfantasy59]

How can you believe in god after this

[@alphabuckeyelion2233]

Because your belief shouldn't be based on the result of a sports game.

[@College-Bball-Gambler]

Religious people are very gullible

[@chadbest9612]

In all honesty if this game was played at Portland Bible. It would have been much different. That place is a pit, and all 10 fans wreak havoc on all opposition.

[@shipwreck8847]

How the hell did they even score 28 points after all of that. I thought the final score would have been 160-8

[@ry_an.]

Probably played the subs on the end of the bench to face portland bibles starters

[@Almightycreator888]

Anyone looking to be walk on there's yall chance go to Portland Bible help them out

[@clickbait3753]

Portland state won by 83...

[@lmbk1]

They literally have a form on their website you can fill out if you want to practice with them to "see if you would be a good fit for Portland Bible College", featuring the question "Do you attend a local church? If not, please indicate why you do not."

[@suikofreak546]

Those Portland Bible players getting ready look like kids from a pick up game at the rec center on any given day.

[@jeeperskreepers3967]

Portland Bible > Portland Quran

[@kordi7888]

Wtf is Portland Quran?

[@orangespice-brawlstars5086]

I've lived in Salem for 15 years, and never knew Portland Bible existed until 3 minutes ago.

[@camhabibi2217]

Didn't pray hard enough.

[@kordi7888]

Praying helps win basketball games or is it that practicing and coaching help win games?

[@stephpfeffer7325]

Dude the mocking commentary is straight from a Adam Sandler movie