Portlandia - Bed and Breakfast

[@steveconn]

They failed the 'overweight cat lying in the sun in the front window' requirement.

[@hoosierhiver]

and cat hair everywhere

[@meredocu]

in front of the "door-window". so every time you walk in you have to mind walking over it.

[@KandiKlover]

and also the old busted bicycle with rusty drive train that's hard to pedal that they let guests use to check out the town.

[@jmsmith1767]

It’s a suggestion not a requirement but good catch

[@ImBiasedWithAdovian]

Historically accurate

[@lawrencenodarse3090]

They forgot "Breakfast is served from 5 AM to 8 AM." If you come down the stairs at 9, no breakfast for you.

[@shannonh.n.4046]

So true! And the cookies, everywhere! Also forgot the cupboard filled with old board games...

[@sexobscura]

@@shannonh.n.4046 ie: 'The Flying Nun'

[@seattlepoet]

EXACTLY!!!

[@KandiKlover]

Who the hell wants to wake up early tho! smh.

[@YourPartnerInCrime]

@@shannonh.n.4046 with missing pieces so you can’t play them lol

[@kaleb775]

The face he does when he makes the stair squeak lololol priceless :)

[@IETCHX69]

EE-er, EE-er ee-er ee-er .

[@whitexchina]

Oh, I just wrote a comment that almost sounds the same. But you beat me by 4 years.

[@thugger-vandross]

The intensity on that stare lmao

[@KidFresh71]

"Always nice put your hands on things and handle things in the bathroom." This line delivery killed me.

[@adamscarpetta9543]

One of Portlandia's best skits. Even so, they could gone even farther. So much more could have beeb mined about Bed and Breakfasts. That woman who played the inspector was brillant!

[@daytonasayswhat9333]

The supporting actors / guests / extras are always really good.

[@Wraiven22]

I expected her to have a mouth full of blood after she bit into the cookie lol

[@Politano1955]

That's Gretchen Corbett, who played James Garner's lawyer girlfriend Beth on the Rockford Files.

[@teller1290]

@@Politano1955 and Robt Conrad's "secretary" in season 4 of Columbo, with Conrad as villain Milo Janis. He and Columbo really clash and Corbett interacts with Columbo importantly.

[@Politano1955]

@@teller1290 Love that Columbo episode. Corbett is still gorgeous and in a recent good movie with Nicolas Cage called "Pig".

[@raerae555]

The woman playing the inspector did a great job 👏🏻

[@mikeberry2332]

She is Gretchen Corbett, played Beth Davenport, Jim Rockford's lawyer and semi-love interest in The Rockford Files back in the 1970s. She looks great!

[@sstills951]

@@mikeberry2332 semi love interest is right. It was hard to tell exactly what their relationship status was throughout the seasons she was on.

[@cybtb]

I went to one b&b, and there were squirrels caught in cage traps in the back yard. Nice breakfast sausages though.

[@zootymczoot9134]

I’m wondering if the two are related

[@justmejus]

LMAO!!

[@morph628]

My friend stayed in a B&B and spent the evening changing light bulbs for the innkeeper...

[@jessegandy7039]

The idea that Portland would have a Bed & Breakfast bureau in the first place.

[@changer_of_ways_999]

There actually is a BnB organization that has requirements and an application process.

[@BoStanfordify]

"it's always nice to put your hands on things and handle things in the bathroom"

[@astridjaye6224]

hahaha

[@beeflumps]

Im doing that with my phone right now

[@KarolinaWafa]

This show is really the best. They always out-do themselves

[@TheBaioken]

I love it when Fred does things for too long, kinda tom green style, but not just silly but in a way that would almost be socially acceptable and just alighty awkward.

[@riley5722]

Perfectly said.

[@DJSamsonofficial]

signature dj douggpound move.

[@kolchaknightstalker8290]

I’m cracking up at all the comments saying “that actress playing the inspector”.....nobody realizes that’s Gretchen Corbett of Rockford Files and overall all-purpose 1970’s TV fame! She’s the best.

[@BrianBattles]

Oh that's right, and she was born in Portland

[@sarah-dl3wt]

aww man this skit made me really miss travelling

[@peekaboots01]

Look at all the doilies they purchased from the Doily Shop.

[@everyoneash]

The paper thin walls really should have gotten them approved immediately

[@Seeker0fTruth]

I think the wallpaper is really the only thing partitioning the rooms. Magnificent!

[@EnglishRose719]

LOL that squeaking stair killed me

[@morningwoodnursery]

They need to ditch the bear and find a living one eyed cat

[@geejiv5194]

Am I feeling bedbugs? -Sting Ding ding ding! Lost it 🤣🤣🤣

[@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147]

"The _soaps_ are cookies" Shyamalongadingdong couldn't come up with a better twist. My mind is blown

[@yellowblanka6058]

Then she chokes with soap running down her chin, LOL

[@shannonh.n.4046]

Forgot cupboard stocked with old board games with missing pieces, guest sign in book,

[@peterfarrell66]

Could be a little mustier.

[@gunfuego]

Where's the broken door knob you have to jiggle to lock propery requirement?

[@megaswenson]

I can only remember two B&Bs we've actually stayed in. But this brings the memories flooding back.... oh yes.... (not the bedbugs, of course, but the general vibe...)

[@tmseh]

Awesome show. Great Job!

[@lemonderangello]

Gretchen Corbett, YOU ARE THE BEST!

[@ImBiasedWithAdovian]

"Could be a little mustier" Oh the places my mind traveled the internet's a curious place

[@ukmedicfrcs]

The look on his face whilst making the stair creak 😂

[@LoriFoster]

They forgot to showcase the wood floors, Iron Bed with and metal spring mattress on the second floor over the Night MGRS room! I only told the Wife the MGRS bedroom was under us AFTER WE LEFT THE B&B! 😉

[@EmeraldView]

I like how the soaps double as cookies. 😄

[@imnotlettingyouseemyname]

They weren't. She didn't want to insult their baking but they were just soaps. That's why her mouth starts foaming.

[@HeatherSpoonheim]

I've stayed in a B&B twice in my life - because all hotels were booked. I can't think of anything less 'restful' than spending a night in a strangers house.

[@yellowblanka6058]

I’m guessing the sheets were probably cleaner at least.

[@tommypetraglia4688]

I'd like to book a weekend in the Moldy Suite

[@lmacorp]

the warning signs about Portland have been there for a long time

[@reesecup3ify]

I am in tears! 😂😂😂

[@pjincho]

The bureau lady sounds like Winnie the Pooh. Especially when she’s about to fail them.

[@teller1290]

You ought to see her in a bikini in "Columbo," c. '74.

[@williamkjwilliamkj1815]

That squeaky stair was so Tim and Eric

[@AndreaDance]

Oh yes! An actual one eyed cat would get them extra points.Your comment made me lmfao, thanks for that!

[@amandag6694]

Fred is just amazing lol

[@MachineThatCreates]

Never stayed in a BnB and now I'm not sure that I want to.

[@HopskotchBunny]

I thought she was spitting up the soap/cookies. 😂

[@rach7326]

The squeak of the stairs

[@Semiam1]

Carrie leaning in with her ear to hear the incessant stair squeaking 😂

[@LittleLulubee]

I thought ghosts were required...

[@alanmalcheski8882]

LittleLulubee you can apply for a ghost credit now. It cheapened the whole industry.

[@staticnetwork]

I can confirm that I've stayed at an Airbnb like this in Oregon.

[@cquilty1]

@staticnetwork Oh yes, there's plenty of them and there usually always run by some gestapo woman who serves a shitt 'breakfast' the next day after you've had a terrible night's sleep on a mattress your grandmother owned. You're much better off at some corporate hotel chain that has comfortable beds, decent water pressure and operational AC instead of these boot camp B&b's.

[@Giftedtib]

Omg roflmao. The beats from squeaking step

[@whitexchina]

When he overdoes it with the steps, haha +the face he makes.

[@davido1953]

I was at a B&B having some blueberry pancakes when a blueberry fell off the plate. I went to stab it with my fork and only managed to squash the deep blue moist blueberry on the starched ultra-white tablecloth. Should have seen the proprietor's face!!!

[@haret0n]

scarily accurate

[@thedukeofswellington1827]

bed and breakfast bureau...im a govt employee and i can totally imagine that 😆😆

[@dabpalace7963]

They looped the squeek sound lmao

[@arynnehempstock1108]

too funny as usual!

[@gman2015z]

I thought that was Miranda and Gordo from Lizzie McGuire in the thumbnail for a sec ahha.

[@jamesbelkin9204]

That's hilarious! It really does resemble them! 😂

[@mariarahelvarnhagen2729]

2 Want The Best Of Everything & Number 1

[@MWorsa]

Stinga ding ding!!!

[@sn8323]

I swear I've stayed at this B&B! A few times. Thank God Air B & B came along to save us all from the doilies, tacky nicknacks, and creepy hosts.

[@yellowblanka6058]

I'm not sure raising rents and pricing people out of their homes is worth slightly less "nicknacks" and "creepy hosts".

[@nonchalant5315]

awww, the Bear

[@luigi_border]

I knew beforehand that he was gonna squeak the step maniacally and repeatedly. Is it a Fred thing?

[@dknelson]

I stayed a creepy bread and breakfast in Dubuque Iowa. It was a beautiful mansion in a sketchy area. Unfortunately we stayed in the maid’s quarters. After we got to the room I sat on the bed and the weird owner started giving me a back rub in front of my wife.

[@falcoperegrinus82]

"Outside the house" 🤣

[@Friendsshare]

PUT A BIRD ON IT

[@detectivebloor4011]

I enjoyed all 18 frames in this video

[@turkeybowlwinkle4440]

My home definitely isn't musty enough. I'll have to try the wet dog.

[@cyndykated358]

I’ve stayed there!🤣

[@radamik]

Would prefer the impersonality of a hotel. As long as clean etc. (hate the carpeting - they should have hardwood or tile floors with area rugs that can be cleaned often).

[@handsomeblackman255]

When she eats the soap....😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@profile1251]

I watched dozens of these videos and just discovered that they are satire

[@daytonasayswhat9333]

How many times did you fail 3rd grade, lol?

[@looseele]

Sadly, they are not.

[@ynot6781]

Your first thought was correct . This is Portland A true hotbed of parasitic delusion

[@donmajestic5258]

Losing it @ 1:01

[@amireh6789]

Omg exactly same!!! I almost died. His face up close at 0:57 until 1:01 then at 1:01 zoomed out to show his left hand floating in the air all stupid as he is still squeaking lmao!!!! Death! 😂😂

[@secretsocietyof]

tim and eric edit

[@derrinpickett9948]

Hellywood loves to rock the one eye symbolism.👁

[@velestis3225]

Is it just me or did the rest of you think those "soap cookies" really were just soap?

[@rosequartz4102]

I've gotta ask. Are these beautiful homes shown in Portlandia actually affordable? In Philly they'd be between 700k-1m.

[@yellowblanka6058]

Yeah, given the general housing market now I’m guessing a house of that size would probably start at/near a million in Portland.

[@johnnyrico7104]

That inspector is pretty hot

[@jubalcalif9100]

Indubitably ! That's veteran actress Gretchen Corbett who played Jim Garner's lawyer/girlfriend (Beth Davenport) on the classic 70s TV series "The Rockford Files". She's still active with a film/TV career going all the way back to 1967.

[@LuckyLifeguard]

HAHAHA so that's what they did with all those doilies!!! 1:11

[@JohnDoe-tf5my]

Nah man, those weren't cookies.

[@adharshc4871]

Are bed and breakfast really that bad or is it just portland?

[@Ruggedystim]

Sting ding ding ding

[@idkmybffjv]

Squeaky stair bit at 0:44

[@jasminehouston-burns1691]

Unexpectedly gross and hilarious

[@buzzawuzza3743]

really funny

[@Dementedhamster6]

IM DONE!!!

[@aeromedical6750]

@2:10-how the eating Tide Pods fad got started. Who knew.

[@Seagodd]

aeromedical67 what?

[@cortneyrens]

Lol! I was thinking that too

[@salvagemonster3612]

Never understood the bed and breakfast idea. As far as I stayed in one once and it was overpriced and no privacy. Don’t know why you’d pay double to stay in persons house

[@willmcpherson2]

2:20 bruh wtf lol

[@slayskool777]

They forgot the strict list of house rules and curfews.

[@HarpoMarxTheSpot]

B&B enterprises

[@alanmalcheski8882]

I'd have made her fix everything she thought was bad after I got the certificate, and say she was doing micro aggression.

[@bekah527]

why does this video look like it was put through a toaster

[@gtitboij2586]

Insane..lol

[@tailsntrails]

A O river!!!!!!!!!!

[@bradcunningham3149]

This is great it should be Air B&B who should be included in this---like legitmate B&B's do with inspections-licensed-insured and owner/manager occupied--Funny though

[@renebrown7394]

0:51...lol

[@PritchDringle]

I'm a helicopter.

[@kravvall4869]

0:52 O.O

[@perspicaciouscritic]

That poor bear. Thumbs down.

[@JNLink80]

240p we meet again.

[@DovZeev]

STINGdingdingding.....

[@nvkulk]

She wold have robbed them by now In todays Portland

[@jaxsun72]

Jesus h Christ volume morning would have been nice.

[@teslarob4790]

"It could be a bit must-ier..." lLOL!