My fave jungle cruise joke has to be, "When you exit the boat, please watch your head and step. If you happen to miss the step and hit your head, please watch your language, there's kids present."
@thebusymomhealthcoach7 жыл бұрын
Ha! That's a great one!
@jackofhearts97744 жыл бұрын
XD my favourite one is “oh no it looks like the hippos are attacking the boat I’ll scare them off the same way I scared of my last relation ship! I LOVE YOU!”
@h0lly_blue8 жыл бұрын
_"and that's a dead zebra, welcome to the Happiest Place on Earth"_ *sides are in orbit*
@brq2673 жыл бұрын
5:13 "He's not even touching that thing" That's my kind of humor!
@maizstars6 жыл бұрын
My favorite joke on the jungle cruise was "you see that over there?" "Ya empty...kind of like my 18th birthday party"
@BornofIron10 жыл бұрын
Finally someone who makes a dead zebra joke instead of making the SAME passed down idea of "the zebra is sleeping". That dark humor is awesome!
@rachelmeyers733810 жыл бұрын
That is soooo true. This guy was awesome. I asked about him last time we went to Disneyland and he is no longer working there. Boo.
@effiodiego7 жыл бұрын
If you guys want to know, it's best to go on the jungle cruise at night. The jokes get funnier for the adults at that time.
@jackagopian53496 жыл бұрын
Possibly because someone found out he was going off script. Posting a video like this doesn't help him. It could also be he just moved on and has a job that pays a decent wage now.
@jackagopian53496 жыл бұрын
@Diego the jokes get better after the plain-clothes managers leave the park. Nights are usually a safe bet. Take a ride during the fireworks or Fantasmic and that's when things get really funny.
@SuperWorldJumper4 жыл бұрын
Rachel Meyers That just means his Acting career finally took off. Next time ask for Skipper Dan.....he’s still there........stiiiiiiiiilllllll there.
@jazminewadelton86098 жыл бұрын
he is like the best skipper ever on the jungle cruise. he is so good at his job and made me laugh
@somedude96636 жыл бұрын
My jungle cruise experience. *"Don't worry folks I'll scare them away like my ex girlfriend- I LOVE YOU"*
@Robman923 жыл бұрын
Mine too!
@Firefox-oi8zx3 жыл бұрын
Same
@emreva13573 жыл бұрын
Haha! I loved that one!
@thereoc2 жыл бұрын
We had a skipper named camella today and she was so funny and awesome, I really wanna go back and see her again
@kath52014 жыл бұрын
For old movie buffs: at 4:25 the sounds of giant ants from "Them!"
@virginiavarble78184 жыл бұрын
I remember the jungle cruise from Disney world when I was a kid in the 1980's. It was fun. I miss going to the park and I've always wanted to visit Disneyland!
@thebusymomhealthcoach4 жыл бұрын
Me too! It's nostalgic for me
@haroldisintrouble4 жыл бұрын
Look they'res a dead zebra welcome to the happiest place on earth :)
@thebusymomhealthcoach4 жыл бұрын
Haha yep 😁
@tomaguilar79743 жыл бұрын
This guy is THE BEST!!!!
@ooTina002 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed him a lot 😁
@davidsbunny019 жыл бұрын
Oh man! I've always thought that these jokes were super lame & super hilarious, but this guy is the best!!! :)
@thebusymomhealthcoach9 жыл бұрын
He was so much better than the other ones. I have been a couple times since I took this video, and it's just not the same. Apparently he doesn't work at Disneyland anymore, I asked when we went in February... boo...
@draconusfrigidus7 жыл бұрын
This makes me ponder, how much are the ride attendants allowed to improvise during shows? Clearly they have a script but in many of these videos they add a bit of their own flair so some hamming it up is allowed?
@jackagopian53496 жыл бұрын
You aren't allowed to go off script. If a manager rode this boat this guy would get in trouble for his off-script jokes (especially the ones that are anachronistic because it kills the magic/fantasy).
@hartickus054 жыл бұрын
Jack Agopian I think that one was approved
@DMando0411 ай бұрын
@@jackagopian5349always someone who wants to be a buzzkill makes me wonder if you're a CM who brags about following the rules of a company that doesn't care about CMs
@mariohiccupwitwicky84539 жыл бұрын
This is such and excellent addition to the experience! :D
@zynjams3 жыл бұрын
Maynard has always been my favorite skipper
@Elbigpepe_2 жыл бұрын
The people in this ride kinda didn’t pass the vibe check at first, they got a lil better later but like, this man is hilarious
@ashleygibson234210 жыл бұрын
This guy is awesome!
@childlilac7 жыл бұрын
I like this guy
@joelnavarro63957 жыл бұрын
Hey thanks, I like your Penguin-tastic name!
@Thirteenthdi6 жыл бұрын
Holy rock puns!
@beccak30356 жыл бұрын
He’s so funny- what happened to the ships roof.....
@brandonogc89363 жыл бұрын
Gratitude on point
@Oneofakindradioshow10 жыл бұрын
Hey that's me :)
@thebusymomhealthcoach10 жыл бұрын
Really? You're Jungle Joe?
@joelnavarro639510 жыл бұрын
Positively Mommy Actually this is me :) sorry I was on my friends phone. Jungle Joel at your service
@thebusymomhealthcoach10 жыл бұрын
Joel Navarro Every time I go back to Disneyland I hope we get you as our skipper again, no luck as of yet. You seriously are the best!
@erinchristiansen601010 жыл бұрын
Joel Navarro do you work there still??? because i will make a special trip to Disneyland just for you to be our Safari Guide!!!! :)
@silverblaknite10 жыл бұрын
Joel Navarro MARBLEous rock puns!!
@michael90008 жыл бұрын
Oh, I would say I will look for this guy when I go there, but he is at Disneyland not Disney World, right? Bummer !
@Retnick6 жыл бұрын
He sounds like lolitsalex! 😂
@Retnick6 жыл бұрын
He sounds like lol it’s Alex!
@Thomas__Blue7 жыл бұрын
That was the best! Actually funny jokes! X3
@monorailsectionleader35945 жыл бұрын
That skipper needs to get new NFL jokes
@TetsunekoTheRailwayCat9 жыл бұрын
the Mother-in-law elephant joke is getting old...
@tylerfiftynine5 жыл бұрын
As a Seahawks fan I am offended
@ecurb9629 жыл бұрын
That blonde at 2:02 is CUTE !!!!!!!!!!!!
@jorgeestrella10767 жыл бұрын
Bruce Forrest in
@MarthaMaysie7 жыл бұрын
Mine was more funny!!
@MrDeadsurfer6 жыл бұрын
I went on the cruise when it was new. Baby crocodiles, real ones, were in little boxes of water near the entrance in the que. I was 3 years old and I thought all the animals were real on the first ride. When the captain shot the hippo I jumped up like a jack-in-the-box. I was awesome. Until they changed the ride into a long string of jokes instead of scares.
@kilimenjiro37536 жыл бұрын
I mean the jungle cruise is an old ride, modern audiences aren't gonna be so willing to suspend their disbelief as they were in the 60s and 70s, especially with the more realistic fair that's come up. Stuff like this keeps it entertaining.
@MrDeadsurfer6 жыл бұрын
I disagree. It's a choice, really, between fear or no fear. I like to experience the fear instead of bad stand up.
@kilimenjiro37536 жыл бұрын
I mean...I could add that you were scared probably because you were 3...
@Salsero122 жыл бұрын
Why is no one laughing?
@KrystalHarwood-z1b3 ай бұрын
if i worked there id say where can you see lions? only in kenya. but we're in africa so they shouldnt be here. lol
@CoOzEbOy19 жыл бұрын
Its almost like all these guys wear clothespins on their noses. They all sound nasaly and weird.
@JaredOLantern6 жыл бұрын
I've always thought this would be better without the skipper :/
@Nederlandviraal8 жыл бұрын
Awesome vid dude! Check mine out too!
@TheDcgj4510 жыл бұрын
He shouldn't make fun of the ride. I wonder if Disneyland managers have seen this? And that is why he does not work there anymore.
@waffles8249 жыл бұрын
TheDcgj45 have you never been on the jungle cruise...it is famous for it's sarcastic humor
@TheDcgj459 жыл бұрын
I have been on the jungle cruise. But it was years ago when people had brains and common scene. I guess it's missing now.
@joelnavarro63957 жыл бұрын
lol Sorry to disappoint. I left Disney after I graduated and required a higher paying career choice. The humor is all in good pun.. I mean fun. :)
@andrewfyip7 жыл бұрын
"Common scene"
@jade_ottsel7 жыл бұрын
@TheDcgj45 Wow. You must be a real blast at parties. And by blast I mean, "A Wet Mop thrown full force at someone's face". :p