if you want to hear the missing scene - which is WAY too spicy for youtube - you can find it here: www.patreon.com/posts/108975579
@WolfieAYH3 ай бұрын
@@PhasmidASMR you’re the best!!! I love you and your videos 🥰🥰✨✨✨🐾🐾🐾🐾 I’m into these kinda mythical stories and BL Yaoi & other
@lunar_aria_5 ай бұрын
The muffled "Oh my *god* I smell bacon and eggs!" took me OUT 💀
@CharlieJ-x9u3 ай бұрын
DR FR
@CharlieJ-x9u3 ай бұрын
*FR
@fuzzball088125 күн бұрын
Oh my gosh same.
@SnowFox-gv2rn5 ай бұрын
This dude had the fucking audacity to not only insult us numerous times, but to EAT THE FREAKING PANCAKES WE MADE FOR OUR WEREWOLF HUBBY?!?! >:O He was doomed from the start
@RaggedToothRat5 ай бұрын
When he said, "A jigsaw puzzle? Only you and little old ladies do those," I shouted HEY! out loud and woke up my husband who was sleeping beside me 😂
@TayAron985 ай бұрын
LOL
@PhasmidASMR5 ай бұрын
ikr? this wolf is a dick. i love jigsaw puzzles
@midnightblack20235 ай бұрын
ADHD does wonders to me when it comes to game puzzles
@kyliegonzalez82895 ай бұрын
😅😅😅
@nikkijames58875 ай бұрын
They're amazing for hyperfixations
@DarthSyric5 ай бұрын
I realize that the listener’s character is too sweet for this, but when their superior showed up and kept insulting them, I was just picturing a response of “you really think it makes sense to bully a person with an extensive knowledge of herbs and poison? AND on how to sneak them into food? Really?” with just the widest fake put on smile you can imagine. That’s just me though 🤣
@AllTheHappySquirrels5 ай бұрын
I was wondering how many times he was going to run into my knife, but was pleased to see wolfie boi took care of it.
@outofcake5 ай бұрын
I was thinking "so how are we gonna make this look like an accident?" and I guess you can *sort* of define "angry werewolf with the steel chair" as an accident, you know, if you really stretch
@DarthSyric5 ай бұрын
@@outofcake Very few people realize how widespread a problem running into rogue wood chippers is in these parts of the forest. 😂
@dragonshaven5 ай бұрын
BALDUR'S GATE MENTIONED???? THIS IS SET IN A D&D WORLD??????? i love this new series omg. literally so excited for the next installment already
@seracila4325 ай бұрын
Well, the vampire, the elf and the other werewolf stories are all set in the realm of Baldur's Gate or there abouts.
@thekingduck79585 ай бұрын
SAMEEEEEEE
@astrodude_875 ай бұрын
Colorblind werewolves! That’s a detail I haven’t seen outside of my own writing in a While
@foxprism5 ай бұрын
that was a solid pigeon impression 11:48
@nexusexodia5 ай бұрын
I think it’s a ‘lost in translation’ thing for me: what does a pidgeon stand for here? Edit: in Italy ‘someone being a pidgeon’ means that the subject is being an idiot
@foxprism5 ай бұрын
@@nexusexodia literally just the bird sound lol, ya know, the cooing
@UvaDub5 ай бұрын
...Holy shit, this man coming into our house, eating, making himself at home just to bring up the big news later just gave me mad Inglourious Basterds' first scene vibes. The fuckin horror of listening to him talking about the spell leading to our cabinet. Shit shit shit, this is good. THIS WAS GOOD, PHASMID!
@SnowFox-gv2rn5 ай бұрын
I WAS THINKING ABOUT INGLORIOUS BASTARDS TOO!!! God that first scene in that movie is so fucking tense, so here u was just like “Oh shit, oh fuck, oh god, oh fUCK!”
@UvaDub5 ай бұрын
@@SnowFox-gv2rn pure panic XD
@rottenrose76345 ай бұрын
Oh you're right! No woner why it was so thrilling!
@alnirafenas5 ай бұрын
The muffled, "Oh my God I smell bacon and eggs!" Did me in. Well done
@nights_the_nightingale5 ай бұрын
"I need _something_ to do or else-" Listener, shooting their shot: how bout me edit: this fookin hunter in my fookin cabin eating my fookin food, istg- I was just _waiting_ for Jasper to handle it
@savmarine5 ай бұрын
*him complimenting and being sweet* 👁👄👁 Who are you and what have you done to my insulting sassy boy-
@kayjaycomicart5 ай бұрын
"Oh my God, I smell bacon and eggs!" That line had me laughing out loud. XD
@cherubsrayofsun5 ай бұрын
15:50 THE SQUISH WAS SO REALISTIC!!!! Wonderful audio. Loved it
@Pheebs31125 ай бұрын
Im ngl the whispering at 7:58 genuinely made me jump mainly cause i didn't expect it This was an amazing listen Phas well done on another masterpiece!!
@Cjg1jn5 ай бұрын
Like, not to be a shill or anything, but listening to this on Patreon made me feel truly blessed.
@PhasmidASMR5 ай бұрын
you hear that, everybody?
@missdiddles2 ай бұрын
It’s probably obvious and something you’ve heard a million times but it’s so impressive: by changing little nuances in your voice-tone, pitch, cadence, etc-you create an entirely new character whose presence and purpose can be established in just a few words. Every character feels uniquely their own, but still cohesive in the narrative and still maintains the originality that YOU bring. You have a really unique way of bringing stories/scripts and characters to life and I can’t help but feel appreciative that folks like yourself are willing to share their talents with a wide audience/a bunch of little weirdos on the internet (sincerely, a little weirdo on the internet)
@knitwit19125 ай бұрын
I mean, I can think of one druid not too far from Baldur's Gate that would probably be cool. He doesn't have a problem with at least one vampire after all. 😉 Love this character and this series!
@akumi58885 ай бұрын
Halsin mentioned! ❤
@gh0st__friend5 ай бұрын
im so shook. my names pidge (sometimes also pigeon) so when you said that i was like HUH??? HOW DID YOU KNOW?????
@PhasmidASMR5 ай бұрын
GAHAHAH. it doesn't matter how unusual a name we pick, someone's gonna have it!!
@FrenkTheJoy5 ай бұрын
Were you named after the Voltron character or the nickname Tramp gave Lady?
@WateverWatever045 ай бұрын
you, looking around frantically: "cut the cameras. deadass"
@gh0st__friend5 ай бұрын
@@FrenkTheJoy oh gods ive been discovered. yeah its the voltron character lol
@ME_Offcial4 ай бұрын
HAHAH, yeah I get it but pidge and hunk being the bestest of friends in Voltron😂
@ameliareasons5 ай бұрын
OH GODS IM GONNA EAT WELL TONIGHT [Edit] Holy shit I DIED AND WAS BROUGHT BACK
@cordeliagrimborne95845 ай бұрын
Alright everyone, on 3, ready? 1..2..3... THANK YOU PHASMID
@jukeboxen695 ай бұрын
Oh my goddd aaah this was so good! Bravo! Magnificent! Absolutely loved how much of a prick the other hunter was and how our werewolf comforted us after he did him in! Amazing as always!
@eyes_of_skies72025 ай бұрын
The way you pour so much snark into the other hunter's voice... It really underlined your impressive range. Really made him insufferable. Good riddance to that character though; wasting precious bacon like that
@PhasmidASMR5 ай бұрын
i love playing absolute pieces of shit
@dragonshaven5 ай бұрын
WAIT!!! IS THIS THE SEQUEL TO THE LAST ONE?? I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!! I REMEMBER COMMENTING ABOUT THEIR FUTURE AAAA
@Faeble4355 ай бұрын
NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM, eating good as always. Amazing post
@PhasmidASMR5 ай бұрын
itadakimasu!
@marshmallowpie425 ай бұрын
I've never really liked asmr before. Then one of your Astarion asmr videos popped up on my fyp the other day and now I'm hooked! Listening to stories like this feels like enjoying an audiobook on another level. Coming from a booklover (who is picky when it comes to narrators) this is high praise. ❤
@loucar1555 ай бұрын
Oooo Phas is feeding us well ❤
@ponyboystaysgolden5 ай бұрын
Yeessss I was looking forward to this so much
@PhasmidASMR5 ай бұрын
so was i
@IHNPAIMS5 ай бұрын
No way....i was JUST thinking about you voicing a werewolf 😳 Specifically Clawshot's Knowles but... I'll gladly take this 🫠
@Kusagai_Crow5 ай бұрын
Awh~ what a cuties patootie who loves gathering mushrooms Woof woof find me some truffle doggie!
@maicey_t.5 ай бұрын
Dude I JUST watched the first episode yesterday. I'm psyched the second part's out!!
@chelseajackman77305 ай бұрын
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@Pheebs31125 ай бұрын
Can I get pizza and a coke please?
@PhasmidASMR5 ай бұрын
i want cheesebubger
@andressaverdegaes92395 ай бұрын
🍕🥤🍿
@chelseajackman77305 ай бұрын
@@Pheebs3112 🍕🥤
@chelseajackman77305 ай бұрын
@@PhasmidASMR 🍔🍟🥤 Content creator combo for you
@CRUSH40RULES5 ай бұрын
‘Then I smell that fish you smoked…’ Me: Oh goodness I am so sorry, that must smell awful. (Seriously I can’t stand the smell of smoked fish, it hangs around for days in our street.’)
@belle1674 ай бұрын
I read this comment right as it was said and it freaked me out so bad because I thought I just read it in his voice😭
@bkuder91002 ай бұрын
This is probably my favorite series I have found yet
@alexlamiaart5 ай бұрын
I hope there’s more of this to come, because I really want to know what happens next!
@Delphinus49395 ай бұрын
I'm sure you've heard this but I looove your voice. Its so soothing it nearly put me to sleep haha
@Marispider5 ай бұрын
Oooh, I wish I knew more DND lore to better guess at what that symbol at the end means... > It might not be a packmate, but it could possibly be another unrelated werewolf leaving a sign that this is where a hunter lives? Since moons are common symbols for werewolves. I feel like our werewolf would have smelled them out, though. > Crescent moon could be a reference to Selune! Crescents specifically aren't a common symbol for her but I swear I've seen it used as a Selunite motif before... (ok I did some digging and there _iiiiis_ a Selunite order called the Knights of the Crescent Moon, but this is unlikely to be their work since 1) they seem to be focused on other things and 2) they're located in Iltkazar, which is in the Underdark underneath Calimshan. Not even close to Baldur's Gate.) > ANYWAYS, given that Selune's portfolio includes good-leaning werewolves (we even hear our wolf using her name once or twice), it'd make sense. Possibly it's a group of Selunites that are hunting hunters? Or at least trying to convert them from hunting > Theoretically since it's a _crescent_ (aka shadowed) moon, it could be a reference to Shar. Her headdress in BG3 does look like a crescent. Though I'm not sure what she'd be doing here... > Moon might be a metaphor for change: either the change from hunter to protector (encouraging hunters to change their ways), from wolf to man (embracing lycanthropes' humanity, if it's a waning moon), or from man to wolf (encouraging lycanthropes to fight back, if it's a waxing moon) > The moon might not be part of the symbol, it could be a time. "Hunter haters, meet under the crescent moon"? TL;DR and my best guess: Either, as someone else mentioned in the comments, these are hunters who changed their ways after befriending or falling in love with werewolves, and they're either gonna attack us or realize we're already one of them... or some of the Gur in the area (who, btw, are Selunites!) are keeping an eye on us. 👀
@koishark00015 ай бұрын
This was lovely, especially the jigsaw part!
@duckgod495 ай бұрын
My name's Paige, 9:50... It's says my name, MY NAME ahhhhh anyways loved the audio I am currently loving this it is awesome and so sweet and just nice to relax my mind after a long day
@Iliketodrawlol5 ай бұрын
Jigsaw puzzles are bloody amazing so i took offence to his message 🥲
@sancho_chater5 ай бұрын
7:58 HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT TO THE NICKI MINAJ ಥ_ಥ ಠ_ಠ unbelievable haha
@PrinceDamienOfDarkness5 ай бұрын
Ooo I wonder if the symbol is for hunters who have been turned by/befriended/fell in love with werewolves
@TapperPlushMom5 ай бұрын
When he started listing off what we looked like, I was like "Ho boy...yeah, anyone who opts to share a romantic bed with a werewolf better be ready to roll out of it a little more roughed up than when they fell into it!" And yet...I couldn't bring myself to mind all that much, lol.
@just_springtrap4 ай бұрын
The pain of being broke and unable to donate to your patreon is a terribly visceral kind of pain.😢
@NocturnalEve5 ай бұрын
Obsessed with this plot
@seracila4325 ай бұрын
Yay 🎉 Another cutie wolfie to go on a (perilous) trip on.
@WolfieAYH3 ай бұрын
Blushing 😳
@ashleyburks46393 ай бұрын
I freaking love your audio's!!
@camillestephens13785 ай бұрын
i am so goddamn here for the loreeeee
@paulo_ees5 ай бұрын
I love it, i need a part 3 😢❤
@eMPlaysModetro5 ай бұрын
Awesome work. You really brought this character to life. :) Just out of curiosity, have you ever made, or are you going to make any videos that have a genie as a character in them? :)
@DemonDev135 ай бұрын
So when he said to punch him the nuts if he called us an stupid, does the night before count?
@nhavidha5 ай бұрын
listener needs to get that tattoo covered up somehow or it will bring them both problems in the future... for sure
@HippyDigger5 ай бұрын
I was thinking that too! It does not bode well!
@shadowcatblackcat5 ай бұрын
"Oh my god! I smell bacon and eggs!" Great, now I'm sleepy, horni, AND HUNGRY! 😂😢
@AnimeVampireFanGirl3 ай бұрын
Took me one second to suddenly subscribe 😍
@CRUSH40RULES5 ай бұрын
(Edit features doesn’t exist on iPad for some dumb reason so here we go) This is in the Baldur’s Gate universe? Sweet!
@maicey_t.3 ай бұрын
I hate Mr. Hunter Guy (Rhys, I think his name is?) with a passion, but the way you play him is so satisfying to my brain. I love the speech pattern and the mannerisms you've given him. I find myself mimicking things he says everytime I listen to this. Kinda sorry he's dead, but only because I like his voice 😂
@DarthSyric5 ай бұрын
Post dealing with the bully: Me: *runs into wolfy boy’s giant torso* Jasper: Are you all right? Me: *muffled* Freaking k!llstealer! *looks up* But thank you. 😂
@ineeddeath63545 ай бұрын
Woop woop!
@TatarovPles5 ай бұрын
"And this is how i met with your mom, Javeline, oh, sorry, i meant Shadowheart, sorry, doughter." (c)
@katrinamatell89195 ай бұрын
How… how did you know I was doing a jigsaw puzzle?
@craigarkensaw5 ай бұрын
A question, Phasmid. What time period is this story set in? Medieval, modern day?
@PhasmidASMR5 ай бұрын
it is not set in our universe, but in the Forgotten Realms, and the time period is roughly that which an average Sword Coast adventure might take place!
@warriortheamazon45035 ай бұрын
Can we get more of our precious werewolf boy jasper?plz?🥺❤️
@PhasmidASMR5 ай бұрын
yes.
@suparnadas1235 ай бұрын
❤
@PhasmidASMR5 ай бұрын
💖
@ry_d22875 ай бұрын
Somebody pls explain the pigeon part, maybe is because English isn't my first language or cuz I'm already half asleep but I felt like it was supposed to be an insult but idk I didn't get it at all lol
@HippyDigger5 ай бұрын
@@ry_d2287 So, in the previous video, towards the end when the listener is trying to get the werewolf to wear a thrall collar (that's the Viking term for slave) in order to act as a cover in case anyone sees them on the way to the cabin. They would pretend the werewolf is their captive. By the sounds of it, the thrall collar is not just a slave collar but it can actually control your actions and make you do things you don't want to do. The werewolf didn't trust the listener not to turn it on when he wore it, he thought they were tricking him in wearing so they could probably make him walk back to the castle he escaped. (Obviously the listener NEVER would) But, during this the listener explains they know EXACTLY what the collar does and why they'd never turn it on. This is because when they first joined the hunters group, they were forced to wear one as a hazing (bullying) ritual of new recruits. The hunters (like the guy who showed up at the cabin in this video) made the listener walk off the end of the bell tower which is quite a high fall. The hunters not only nearly killed the listener when they first joined, but now also have given them a mocking nickname 'pigeon' a bird who flies, to make the point that they didn't fly, but flailed their arms and crashed into the ground. It's a horrific abuse of power, coupled with the fact they are not sorry in the least about what they did, they think that it showed the listener character was weak and pathetic. So that's why the horrible guy calls them 'Pidge', it's short for Pigeon, refering to the time that for the other soldiers was a hilarious prank but for the listener was a terrifying and painful experience they STILL have nightmares about. I hope that helps! ☺️
@Marispider5 ай бұрын
As the other comment said, it's a nasty joke about how we "flew" off the bell tower in our hazing. Pigeons are also usually seen as clumsy and stupid pests, which matches with how that guy views us.
@kangtrisk5 ай бұрын
8:07 i can't breathe😂😂😂
@kobobracken42213 ай бұрын
I had questions when I heard someone named "selune" mentioned in this story. But the second I heard "Baulders gate" i lost mu fucking mind! And also kicked myself for hearing wrong. FUCK YESS THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!
@Dallyjo-ym7rc5 ай бұрын
Are you going to make more from this store
@oniivy4 ай бұрын
i knew i’d hear Baldur’s Gate after catching “Selune”
@PhasmidASMR4 ай бұрын
can’t resist
@ferrisdayward823220 күн бұрын
*Baldur’s Gate mentioned *neuron activation*
@yousimp80405 ай бұрын
PHAS ATE DOWN AGAIN (and on my b day 😋😋)
@lunar_aria_5 ай бұрын
Happy birthday! 🎉
@alejandracisneroschavez53455 ай бұрын
🥺 And the subtitles? 🥺 I still need to read to understand audios in English 😫 help
@PhasmidASMR5 ай бұрын
sorry about that, i've added them now!
@alejandracisneroschavez53455 ай бұрын
@@PhasmidASMR wow, thank you Phasmid :3 you're so nice 🤗
@Masked_FailureАй бұрын
Still a grump. But hey we are making progress. Oh. Ö.Ö It got spicy. No objection on my end. OMG! How could she live with such sadistic pigs at all?! Our girl deserves better! Jasper! Good boy! Sounds like they're both the hunted now. Guess Jasper's right. Better be careful and go.
@BigenderWeirdo2 ай бұрын
Is this a part two?
@ArianaXepeda5 ай бұрын
Now at the end I just noticed you said pigeon sorry
@imperfect_star80254 ай бұрын
10:00 hey so my name is Pidge you can’t do that I got so jumpscared
@hillforestgarden5 ай бұрын
👏
@ashleylaughter40775 ай бұрын
Is there a fan next to your mic
@lillearen28215 ай бұрын
Wait… It was DND all along??? 😱
@soralantern30735 ай бұрын
Oh, hey, are you okay? Um.... Do you want some tea? You're not going to kill me once you Wolf out, are you? Oh, just another nightmare. I.... I never meant to actually kill anyone as a Hunter. But I had to, as I was being blackmailed otherwise. Look, I understand if you want to leave, I won't keep you. And I won't hold you back, once we get into a relationship. I'm not the Jealous sort, so I'll trust you if you need to run free every full moon. Just come back to me, okay? I need it to sleep. If I don't sleep for three days, I'll start hallucinating. Sorry, if the sleeping powder makes you feel terrible. Yeah, I thought I'd make some breakfast. Bacon, Eggs and pancakes. Coffee too. I understand. You snore, you know. I'll distract them. "oh, hey! Brandon! I've been feeling a little under the Weather. I haven't been sleeping well. Oh, okay. I'm glad you like it. No. Actually, I had a hunch you'd be here. Um.... Yeah, about that.... Apparently another division killed him. You know, some humans own Wolves. huh? Oh. I don't feel so good.... I think it's something I ate. Shouldn't have done that!" Thanks. I owe you one. Haha! Good one. You know I don't hurt people, or he wouldn't be here. You sure about this? Halacynthos! Yeah, I didn't. I mean, you didn't like or trust me, when we first met. Sounds alright to me. I could use my knowledge of spells, to keep the Hunters off your scent. Thanks. I think so, but I can't be sure. I think the Moon means Wiccan. I'm not the only one who knows how to use spells. There will be other times. I'm glad you see me as part of your pack. I was afraid that death was inevitable.
@trashboat68185 ай бұрын
Quick question: I've noticed that you primarily tag your videos with m4a, which I appreciate as those are the asmrs I look for the most, but some of your videos that dont have that particular tag also are kind of gender neutral. I just wanted to know if all of your audios are gender neutral or not :). Plus I really appreciate you putting in the effort to make your content for everyone!!
@starspeculation5 ай бұрын
8:06 Man, this Beggin' Strips commercial is gettin' weird.
@Lost_Strix5 ай бұрын
What happened to the captions?
@PhasmidASMR5 ай бұрын
sorry about that, i've added them now!
@Lost_Strix5 ай бұрын
@@PhasmidASMR thank you so much!! sometimes it's really hard for me to hear so it helps a lot to read the captions as the same time I'm watching
@jasp3r_n1ghtth0rn45 ай бұрын
🍿🍿🍿🥤🥤🥤
@denisewhitford81485 ай бұрын
Yeah yeah nice to see you to you big fur ball ha ha very funny 😂
@ArianaXepeda5 ай бұрын
Did the guy say the b word or did he call us bird I don't know😢😅
@lamcb.94765 ай бұрын
🍿🥤
@beckyfal4 ай бұрын
Hey what does M4A mean?
@craigarkensaw4 ай бұрын
Male x any gender (Male or female)
@ChallengeAccepted3693 ай бұрын
Raccoon 🤣
@denisewhitford81485 ай бұрын
Excuse you I am a 31 year old young lady thank you very much 😮
@Makayla_745 ай бұрын
PLZ TRANSCRIPT
@InpusScribe5 ай бұрын
I second this. As a non native speaker, subtitles / a transcript would be really helpful. Apart from that, thanks for this wonderful audio. 🙌
@PhasmidASMR5 ай бұрын
sorry about that, i've added them now!
@InpusScribe5 ай бұрын
@@PhasmidASMRThank you 🙌
@swallowingswan5 ай бұрын
this is perfect timing, had surgery today and i will definitely be binge listening to these!!
@PhasmidASMR5 ай бұрын
i hope your recovery from that surgery goes well 💖
@swallowingswan5 ай бұрын
@@PhasmidASMR thank you 💙
@Renad_85 ай бұрын
Please enable translation for languages. I speak English well, but it is useful to me. I am excited to follow the second part. Good luck.🩷