Potter Puppet Pals: Snape's Diary

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[@exhonoir2411]

“i asked her to dance. she asked me to die.”

[@wolfie_700]

Lmao

[@wolfie_700]

"My mom was awesome!"

[@novaneskin]

Me every time I freaking asked for boys to freaking- OW!! I freaking dropped my tablet on my forehead and now it hurts

[@cheese7432]

any females response when my older brother asks them to date him

[@lordtachanka903]

Exho Noir me in high school

[@dreaye7535]

Button oh button Oh where have thou fled Did thee tarry too long Amongst fabric and thread Did thee roll off my bosom And cease to exist How I wish I could follow thee Into the mist. So beautiful, I cried

[@piatarapana]

I was gonna like this post... but then I found it best if I didn't... (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

[@stevencarenduff2623]

So do I orange one so do I

[@nighttimeserenity2447]

Well, Snape was always a wonderful poet... ;p

[@novaneskin]

**E X T R E M E C R I**

[@kingmidas9185]

"I hope you find your button Snape" "Me too orange one, me too"

[@libbymiles5430]

“I asked her to dance, she asked me to die.” *mood*

[@eebertdeebert]

Mood.

[@danyaalvan2360]

Mood

[@fabybaby]

@@danyaalvan2360 moo'd

[@stevencarenduff2623]

ASHmellow I’m at that bit lol

[@rubyferrari8566]

yeah, my mom was awesome! give me five, Ron! you already took my money, Harry!

[@miastinks_]

“Later he and his *orange friend* repeated the violence” i _CACKLED_

[@rubyferrari8566]

until i lost consiousness sry cant spell XD

[@magicpigeon_]

Violent act*

[@samyu6043]

Reminder of how many likes u got

[@Nezuko-cr6vg]

Hehehe

[@ThreeScoundrelsComedy]

@@rubyferrari8566 THIS WILL ALWAYS BE A CLASSIC. Check out our Henry Porter & The Ghostly Hallows Sketch! Henry Porter is Harry Potter's brother you never knew about... kzbin.info/www/bejne/l5XbkIKOrdOhj7M

[@thatstea6329]

I asked her to dance, she asked me to die..... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TimmyTimBroReilly]

Would that I could, Lily. Would that I could.

[@BenDover-xk7jz]

my mum was awsome

[@scottallum8434]

what the fuck is your problem that is so mean

[@mkisdumb]

it made me cry it was that sad but i was still smiling

[@eragonfreedman9228]

This would be my luck

[@sn0rt1ng_p1x1.st1x]

"One devoured the other and then died of loneliness. I felt envy." -Puppet Snape

[@Ajourneyofknowing]

This is hilarious

[@whyamilikeths1836]

Me

[@andershenriksen7592]

“I asked her to dance, she asked me to die.” -also puppet Snape

[@alexandrabarbacena1595]

My friend’s hamsters did that to each

[@badpiggies988]

@@andershenriksen7592 "Perhaps I should have thought of that before I called her the M-word..."

[@blueraspberrycat1283]

"... Halfway through, Argus Filch showed up and bragged about his many affairs with Hogsmead barmaids. Then he told me I smelled of broccoli, and left without wishing me a happy birthday. I thought of my father..... I cried." What a rollercoaster that entry was

[@VelvetWxtch]

You are right..

[@lynxannamalfoy7282]

I say Oop-

[@stevencarenduff2623]

I was on that part when I read dis 🤠🙃😃

[@daphneramirez7541]

@@stevencarenduff2623 samr

[@ciaraharan4081]

Harry: "This got boring. Let's write a new entry!"

[@XxSkyeWolfxX]

Lets just face it.... this harry was obviously raised by Sirius.

[@brycebacon6204]

He did knock snape unconscious

[@WithADashOfPazazz]

@@brycebacon6204 interestingly enough, in the book where he was first introduced to sirius 😂

[@inekkosta9868]

It is ObSvIoUsLy

[@kiki-en3tt]

If harry was raised by Sirius

[@hehe9336]

Yep, exactly.

[@CC-dc9sr]

Or by his own father.

[@reasonablyobsessed]

Harry: "You´re White."Sirius: "No, I´m Black."Harry: "Are you Sirius?"Sirius: "..."

[@isapizza6733]

Yes if Harry were raised by the marauders besides worm tail

[@parkchimmin7913]

Nailz4Dayz Didn’t he change into a better person?

[@hopeflowerfantasies9654]

“Today I ate oatmeal, it was flavorless and watery. I thought of my mother, I cried.”

[@akaashisimp344]

-Masumi- poor Snape

[@Elliot-the-queer]

He told me I smell like broccoli, I thought of my father I cried

[@tomokosetsuko-chantrashent3454]

"I'm hungry!" "What else is new, fatty!?"

[@persononinternet5553]

“Let’s get to the good stuff,”

[@patience7291]

True

[@shroomishsupremacy]

*_"So do I, orange one, so do I..."_*

[@igotdeportedbysix69]

so deep

[@seniorvoltaic3212]

I like buttons!

[@canned_crickets]

@@seniorvoltaic3212 darn i was gonna write the but you got to it first. Respect 100

[@TOGI19]

😢

[@flavorousearthworm3651]

*"Look Harry, I see your name!"* oh you're good at reading hermione

[@rubyferrari8566]

WHAT WHERE!

[@sausageassassinn]

XD

[@EM-wx8xl]

Too bad she can’t draw

[@wokeupnew]

@@EM-wx8xl HERMIONE CANT DRAW HERMIONE CANT DRAW HERMIONE CANNOT DRAWWW

[@weezybean9323]

@@wokeupnew SHE ONLY READS BOOKS AND SHE CANNOT DRAW EVEN IF SHES READING A HOW TO DRAW BOOK

[@mermaidannika9257]

i died laughing when snape called ron 'orange one'

[@followthewizard359]

I imagine fake tan

[@agrammarnazi9488]

Rainbow Rose I imagine Donald trump.

[@Mnatalie99]

wotsits

[@olivialynn1754]

Rainbow Rose me to!

[@johncaruso3816]

Annika The Dreamer me too!!😂

[@benji-to4mg]

“Give me five!” “You already stole all my money” Perfect

[@mirandaljourneya.k.astupid2386]

more like prefect

[@MiaFrogs]

Not stole took lmao

[@tazergraphics]

F

[@GWsun2007]

wow

[@Tophiachu105k]

Weasley, *Idfc*

[@trixabellian]

"I'm hungry" "What else is new, fatty?" "Give me 5!" "You already took all my money" "What's a bosom harry?" "Oh there's another page" "Here's one of the quills I carry with me at all times" "I think I'll go cry now but now before I poop my pants" "Somebody knocked me unconscious and ransacked my room"

[@ABC-yz8wy]

English is difficult, please tell me what bosom is...

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

uhhhhh

[@ABC-yz8wy]

Megan Kuhl what?

[@z2yn]

Bosom is an old word for chest or breasts. It's used for poetic or romanticized lines in literature - one such example is "fly to the bosom of your God and be comforted..." It doesn't have to be anything disgusting, since it can be indicated to be a close hug between two people or keeping something close to your chest. It's weird in the context with Snape's poem

[@slipknotsink]

Puffball? Is that you? :D

[@username5341]

"I remember that Ron, give me five!" "You already took all my money Harry" "Never mind..." Me *Dies of laughter*

[@PeterParker-cz8mq]

"He promptly vomited a glittering rainbow of foul waste." Snape just predicted snapchat filters.

[@maxdurk4624]

Or maybe they got it from Snape? *DUN DUN DUUUUNNNN!!!!*

[@amandasong5317]

+Max Durk snapechat

[@agrammarnazi9488]

Peter Parker yep. This is true people.

[@lpsstar8244]

ABIGAIL CARUNGAY They should make that in honor of him.. :, ( R.I.P Alan (Snape's actor)

[@Garlicsvids]

I have a friend who I dared to eat glitter

[@emmmmie]

Is anyone else feeling genuinely sorry for puppet Snape?

[@daisymay6505]

ME 😢

[@emmaismyname8197]

Not me hehehe..... I’m such a horrible person lol 😂

[@daryhang4786]

Maybe

[@josephinelorick5989]

Emmie yes I do he was just trying to punish them

[@isabellawall3241]

Yeah

[@KitKat17700]

My Favourite line was: I asked her to dance, She asked me to die Would if I could Lily, would if I could MY MUM WAS AWESOME

[@saraaamin1066]

Shakespeare​, more like SNAPESpeare!!! 😂😂😂 (Sorry for the quality of my bad pun)

[@eebertdeebert]

Snapespear confirmed.

[@emilysh3989]

Snapespreare Played by Christian Borle

[@lunaduffy6713]

No it’s funny

[@lilyevanspotter3832]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 XD.

[@anndz4295]

Hehe, nice pun fren!

[@talosisoursavior4015]

"I know a thing or two about books and that's a book!"

[@hermionegranger3759]

That was me that said that

[@zeldaharp4538]

Alex Fabrizi Ohmreally? NO WAY

[@strideryourself]

“You’re good at reading hermoine”

[@m-ostrich768]

me

[@Melanie_-bm9sx]

“Very Well Spotted” (HP Goblet Of Fire Reference)

[@darronstepp9937]

That potter boy showed me his middle finger Tonight I prayed for the first time in 20 years I prayed for the end

[@f.h888]

Wow, I read that just when it came on. 😅

[@novaneskin]

Okay where have I seen you before

[@novaneskin]

I know I've seen you before but where

[@persononinternet5553]

I prayed for the end

[@sxftpixie]

Now I wanna kill Harry more than Umbridge.

[@anithasuresh8938]

Snape: today that potter boy showed a middle finger. James and Sirius: that's our boy.

[@phibandj]

later he and his orange friend repeated the act until i lost consciousness

[@raspberrybear4333]

Is it a young adult vampire novel? *10 seconds later* *ron in the corner*

[@laibarehman8005]

naughty corner ron!

[@swiftlyaswiftie]

XD

[@swiftlyaswiftie]

Twilight sucks though almost as much as Hufflepuff like the only reason why it’s a house is to put all the annoying people no one wants in a house I told my friend that before he asked me what house he was in and I said Hufflepuff he looked so dumbfounded

[@boofheadthedog4720]

Hes been a bad boy!

[@screwtapee]

@@swiftlyaswiftie i wanna go in hufflepuff :(

[@LadyMythos315]

0:18 Ron: Is it a young adult vampires romance novel *harry sends Ron to the corner of shame*

[@ginniekinz5401]

Melani Potvin haha I never looked at that part like that, but it’s true 😁

[@gacha_floss7703]

😂😂😂😂

[@soyboy6953]

Melani Potvin 😂

[@fatima_nadeem]

Best part. Twilight sucks.

[@LadyMythos315]

@@fatima_nadeem it dose

[@witchycat15]

"he and his orange friend" "Gimme five!" "You already owe me money harry" Always get me

[@cawareyoudoin7379]

Is it "owe" or "stole"?

[@snailuka]

@@cawareyoudoin7379 Stole

[@kkithepootle4527]

It’s took not stole or owe

[@veellia]

zoe 15 it’s took

[@TheWither129]

*”you already took all my money, harry”

[@TheEtherealLuka]

"I was at the yule ball with lilly evans I asked her to dance she asked me to die" Harry: *my mom was awesome!*

[@superstarsrainbow4994]

Today I had some oatmeal for my breakfast It was flavorless and watery I thought of my mother I cried

[@mrpotatohead411]

Today, I put on my raincoat and traveled to Knockturn Alley. I purchased a pair of fancy mice. When I brought them home, one devoured the other, and then died of loneliness. I felt envy.

[@candicemuana3051]

Today that Potter boy showed me his middle finger When I attempted to punish him with detention, he shoved me into the wall screaming bother, bother over and over Later, he and his orange friend repeated the violent act until I lost consciousness Tonight I prayed for the first time in 20 years I prayed for the end

[@hinnypercabethdramione6035]

😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭

[@declanism]

SuperStarsRainbow That literally predicted my future. I read it and then it happened.

[@daaiefuku005]

SuperStarsRainbow I actually had oatmeal for breakfast today and it tasted eXACTLY HOW SNAPE DESCRIBED IT

[@fourmovements3090]

RIP snape's button lik if u cri evrytiem

[@cchu2531]

hahaha

[@AbhorrentCognizent]

aye cru ebrytim

[@ethan9268]

RIP this guy's spelling and grammar. Like if you cry every time.

[@stephie-yx2qp]

He misspelled it on porpouse

[@fourmovements3090]

. FootballPhysics Yeah dumbass

[@StealthMode3924]

“And I was late for golf with Lucius Malfoy.” 😂🤣💀The thought of Snape and Malfoy playing golf incapacitated me with laughter.

[@mistertwister2000]

This is ten years old *THIS IS TEN YEARS OLD*

[@ladynawar]

11*

[@veeamazingtv3994]

It's 11 now! If this video was a person they would be in secondary school

[@movedchannels.mp4100]

W H a t

[@idonthaveanyidea4176]

It's 13 years old now

[@EmoLemon07]

14 Now

[@eclipsedmoon87]

Snape's diary is three things: Very dramatic, very depressing, and very hilarious. I'm a terrible person

[@queenierat6217]

**nods in agreement**

[@MsGin100]

No I agree SO much

[@RandomHuman91]

Kawaii Umbreon 225 *nods in agreement*

[@em111ya]

How can you laugh at me like that...

[@bookwormishculture1497]

Severus Snape *Snape has just left the group chat*

[@linsalata1193]

"So do I, orange one. So do I.." -Snape ( he who shall be missed )

[@patriciacuevas8024]

Dynamite_kitkat why I’m I so sad

[@pot_noodle]

But I'm here!!!!

[@patriciacuevas8024]

Severus Snape oh hey snape wait... HOW ARE YOU ALIVE!!!! I’m joking

[@pot_noodle]

Nerys Patricia Cuevas Montero I'd foreseen the event and made a potion that would allow to survive that bloody snake's bite.

[@patriciacuevas8024]

Severus Snape ok that makes sense after all you are a potions teacher

[@zwrulez185]

Ron: Is it a young adult vampire romance novel? Me: Oh, like Tw- *Ten seconds later, Ron was in the corner.*

[@Crystalline_cos2548]

Could it be the same violence as the thing they did to Snape 🧐

[@anonymousros3457]

No one: Literally no one: Ron: I like buttons!!

[@silambuselvimuthuvel7918]

I like trains

[@Blaetter]

I like buttons too buttons are awsome

[@lydia3690]

'''give me the five!'' 'You already took my money, Harry!'' ''ugh nevermind...''

[@user.unavailable9365]

Lydia P. + if Harry was raised by James Potter 💀

[@silverwing8365]

"I asked her to dance." "She asked me to die." Gets me every time. 😂

[@avadangelo6308]

Silver Wing Same!! After months I still watch this!

[@kristina8553]

Silver Wing lol

[@dianaarcher8454]

Hazel_Wolf xo After all this time?

[@enapopena]

Diana Archer always

[@cj2414me]

+Ale Na wands up /*

[@Sary.cherry]

Ron: I hope you find your button snape Snape: so do I orange one so do I * tear dramatically falls down his face* Ron: I like buttons Lmao

[@Blaetter]

I like buttons too Buttons are brilliant

[@charnightt]

You have much to learn orange one. -Snape *thinking at one point after thinking/saying that and it reminded him of his father* Snape: *cries*

[@rainingart4105]

Don’t like Snape in the book, Alan Rickman makes it hard to not like movie Snape, and this Snape is just perfect.

[@bridgetchepita2802]

Just picture Snape playing golf with Lucius Malfoy.😅

[@cookingwiththecomrades5576]

Dah! Wrong image!

[@alltimesilver]

**starts to picture Lucius Malfoy teaching Snape golf**

[@countrybadsaladman2226]

Omg I thought he said 'goth' Strangely it fits

[@nighttimeserenity2447]

Wouldn't they be having Tea xD ?! Sitting so nicely, acting like a proper british person.. Not using magic... Dressed all fancy... * *Snorts* * *I-IMAGINE THEM IN THE FANCY OLD-TIME CLOTHES FROM YEARS INTO THE PAST... ALL PRETTIED UP WITH MAKEUP AND STYLE... HAVING TEA!!! I CAN'T IMAGINATE...*

[@thisisCourtney]

Whaaaat? I always thought he said GOTH.

[@genie107]

Why is dumbledore always naked in these videos

[@aldohaimar4382]

Because he's the headmaster and he can do anything he wants

[@mikpiktew-4638]

@@aldohaimar4382 amen.

[@sonyacuppsjefferson]

He's a gay android

[@averycobb7240]

QUEEN SLYTHERIN don’t hate if you can’t relate

[@averycobb7240]

Also I’m a slytherin so ily

[@fatima_nadeem]

*Ron:* What is a bosom, Harry? *Harry:* Oh look, another page.

[@username5341]

2:57 Are we gonna just ignore the fact that Dumbledore is naked? Lol

[@evelynrowenadawn]

Yes. We are.

[@rubyferrari8566]

NEVER

[@alliewolff2885]

He is a gay android

[@ivancho999]

We don’t talk about it,

[@jayelle1258]

I....am....S---- That was a good try Ron.

[@katcauldron6949]

Ron: Is that a book? Hermione: I know a thing or two about books, and that's a book!

[@emmawebb8984]

Lol Hermione

[@not.amp_Xander]

Kat Cauldron im the 500th like wooooooo.

[@annabelle1671]

Kat Cauldron 555 likes

[@mathsisdeadtomenow]

#701st like

[@patrickmyers9966]

I didn’t realize how big of an effect this had on my sense of humor growing up until I rewatched it right now.

[@annascott6984]

I found it in a trunk under Snape’s bed Me: And what exactly was Harry doing in there anyways!? 😂😂😂

[@silverstarlightproductions1292]

He knocked Snape unconscious and ransacked his room. 😂

[@animedjgirl1017]

After all this time, Snape still hasn’t found that button...

[@username4391]

AnimeDjGirl101 its been 9 years .... times have changet ... the button is probably really sad

[@animedjgirl1017]

Rest in spaghetti never forgetti

[@h.f.a.1221]

But, AFTER ALL THIS TIME, the button will ALWAYS be Snape’s button. Get the reference?

[@madisonh.9944]

Gryffinclaw Galaxy HEHEHE *Why you make me cry*

[@h.f.a.1221]

Madster_ 31 because Snape!

[@susiea633]

but for real... why was harry in snape's bedroom

[@somersetshat7810]

And that gentlemen is the million dollar question !

[@theshyjax1363]

Does he even have one? XD

[@lindsayapplegate6686]

+GonandKillua so they had to carry him to his bedroom?

[@pixipoomsp3124]

oh dear

[@kamemochi2736]

+Penelope Willows and you know what they did in there **wiggles eyebrows**

[@danielahernandez-rojo8608]

Did thee roll off my bosom? *What's a bosom Harry?*

[@curlybop01]

I genuinely believe that these videos shaped my humour 11 years ago as a 9 year old

[@MJAYZ007]

same

[@lucialacourtna9514]

"I liked the story about the button, Snape" "You, you did?" "It made me sad, thinking about that little button, lost and alone. I hope you find your button, Snape." "So do I, orange one. So do I" "I like buttons" LOL😂😂😂😂

[@ehzhou]

Lucia Lacourtna i

[@madisoningram6700]

My baby hormones are making me moody

[@sahabalaka]

Quinn Fabray said that! Ok.

[@gabriellebeaussart830]

what else is new,fatty?

[@jill7285]

"Why do we celebrate birth? It marks the dates of our violent exiles from the warmth of the womb to the cold dark world." -Snape

[@sran438]

JiminYouGot NO JAMS “I once saw cat give birth”- Dumbledore.

[@eashley_lasagnae1055]

XD

[@skullemoji9059]

Jimin truly has no jams 😂😂😂

[@ratchetreadings5692]

I think we celebrate it because it means we lived another year....Everyones so sad they lived to see another year so people give'm gifts, makes sense.😧😂

[@horrorfilms4746]

"I got him a dead pig!" - Hagrid.

[@dabidevito4464]

“I remember that! Gimme five, Ron!” “You already took my money, Harry.” “...nevermind.”

[@monicalukomski8884]

"What's a bosom?" "Go on, Harry. Tell him!" "Oh, uh, look! Another page!"

[@slipknotsink]

666 likes

[@oswin849]

When my bff and I were watching this with my younger brothers around

[@Mr_Storm_22]

@@oswin849 Clara?

[@caseycampbell4787]

"Shall we read it?" "I've got a better idea. Let's read it." Haha.

[@mozzarellasticksss]

But fr tho, what's a bosom? I'm not a native English speaker soooooo....

[@lydiaanne2378]

Ron: I'm hungry! Harry: *WhAt ElSe iS nEw fAtTy* Me: NEED SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN, WEASLEY?

[@amFoxglove]

Nobody... Nobody... NO BODY Hermione: I know a thing or two about books, its a book! Ron: Wow! Shall we read it? Harry: I got a better idea! Lets read it!

[@dawn_7468]

“Today, while in the bathtub-“ “eww!” I think that’s my favorite part

[@squidwardsclarinet4209]

I thought of my mother.....i cried

[@stevencarenduff2623]

I’m at that part

[@pixalhallow7848]

" I bought two fancy mice today, when I took them home, one devoured the other then died of loneliness." OH MY GOD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@soulparted7427]

In a way, that does sound like something a puppet Snape would write.

[@cloroxbleach2772]

“I felt envy.”

[@soulparted7427]

XD. Well... That's life! 👌

[@milkymommy681]

I felt envy

[@tazergraphics]

"Dear Diary, today harry showed me the middle finger." **littarly have no fingers** **breath in** *_BOI_* 🤚

[@AngelGonzalez-vv7de]

That's why it was so disrepectful! He literally grew a finger to show his hatred of Snape!

[@oswin849]

Bro if an actual teacher wrote about their student giving them the middle finger that would be pretty sad.

[@adriarey]

snape's diary : i went to knockturn alley and purchased a pair of fancy mice . when i brought them home one devoured the other and *died* of loneliness . harry : this is *hilarious*

[@waytooaddictedtofandoms8215]

"Is it a young adult vampire romance novel?" *silence* *screen goes black* *video comes back and Ron is in the corner* XD that's right you deserve the corner for that comment

[@samanthaketchum4668]

Kingdom of Narnia love your name

[@Doge-bi1pz]

It said 10 seconds later kinda like SpongeBob

[@undyinglight813]

Kingdom of Narnia Ten seconds later

[@zaedoen]

D Boi's Girl is that yoongi in ur pic I love bts Jin is my bias

[@milkymommy681]

Lol I thought he got a little *hard*

[@maxies4090]

0:28 Ron's getting a time out for mentioning Twilight 😂

[@peachtea7269]

Maxie S **gives timeout** NEVER MENTION TWILIGHT! **takes five dollars**

[@MiaFrogs]

“What else is new fatty” -Harry Potter

[@miastinks_]

Snape: i asked her to dance. she asked me to die...... Harry: *MY MOM WAS AWESOME*

[@totallynotphoenixwright]

"I hope you find your button!" "So do I, Orange One.. so do I.."

[@ramenhead9721]

I like buttons

[@bradyc.8399]

I saw that meme right before I watched this

[@meredithflynn9861]

Totally Not Phoenix Wright i agree

[@midnightsolitaire6337]

This is my favorite part Dumbledore:so you don’t have any prunes? Harry:I’m afraid not Dumbledore: I’m very disappointed in you Harry *walks away*

[@lordlightning2339]

Caroline Salapare 😂😂🤣

[@lordlightning2339]

one devoured the other and died of loneliness.

[@abigailhillenburg3929]

He’s not even mad that they’re invading Snapes diary.

[@vlcn_dut]

Abigail Hillenburg THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT!

[@abigailhillenburg3929]

@@vlcn_dut oi gacha?

[@cesillya]

"...She asked me to die" "My mom was awesome!" XD

[@rainbowpineapls2347]

"I'm HuNgRy" "What's new f a t t y"

[@ihavenoideawhatimdoing389]

I forced my Mum to watch this video. This is what happened.. Dumbledore: I'm very disappointed in you Harry. My Mum: Isn't everybody disappointed in Harry? I just rethought my whole life.

[@thekaiqueenontumblr9560]

Lol

[@joshbelt6866]

Are you british

[@thalo8864]

Something, just something inside of me, thinks this is fake

[@harrysangels5857]

Lmao

[@tastetherainbowmotherjohal7048]

WHAT WHY???

[@itsnicole11]

“I know a thing or two about books, and that’s a book” - Hermione Granger 2009

[@dizzifulclown_]

damn bro that's deep

[@charnightt]

She learned about that in Hogwarts a History

[@keetze391]

It's been 11 years, did he find the lost button? I just want to know...

[@sfzero7]

I still remember writing this....

[@xoelliott]

'' I know a thing or 2 about books and thats a book.''

[@ashishbhatia7988]

c2

[@gabriellebeaussart830]

what else is new,fatty?

[@peachyberriez6069]

Elliott Bowen haha

[@peachyberriez6069]

“I like buttons!”

[@oscarpeters5309]

I asked her to dance, she asked me to die. Rip Alan Rickman

[@dav04pf]

why must you hurt me in this way...

[@patriciacuevas8024]

I feel bad for Alan Rickman

[@oldaccount.2034]

Ron: “I’m hungry!” Harry: “What’s new fattie?” Now that’s a true friendship right there-

[@Blaetter]

'' /\ | | Right there😂

[@WhatRemainsofNovaJames]

“I asked her to dance. She asked me to die.” *Mood*

[@adriannahiller2217]

Snape:Will u dance with me? Lily:Will u die? Harry: MY MOM WAS AWESOME!!!!!

[@adriannahiller2217]

XD XD XD

[@fairycars]

Nice.

[@kyutekake]

Adrianna Hiller my name is Lily

[@sihuiwang4706]

XD

[@soulparted7427]

Oh jeez... XD

[@SillithLilith]

"Today That Potter Boy Showed Me His Middle Finger," - Puppet Snape

[@pawpals01]

He he!!!

[@rippymail]

Lel

[@poonamdas2618]

Does "that Potter boy" have a middle finger in the puppets??

[@yes.9731]

“ you already took my money Harry “ I felt that 😔

[@King_Colombia_Inc]

3:12 “You don’t have any prunes, do ya?” “i’m afraid not...” *”I’M VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU HARRY.”*

[@50percentormore]

"I asked her to dance... She asked me to die." That made me so sad. Snape, man.... He's an artist.

[@jonsears5842]

"would that i could Lilly, would that i could..."

[@171QA]

jonny boy "My mum was awesome!"

[@hafsah7156]

171QA lol u ruined it :|

[@171QA]

Don't you mean Harry ruined it? XD

[@hafsah7156]

lol ya XD

[@fuckwit107]

"What is a bosom, Harry?" "Yeah, tell him Harry!" "Oh look, another page."

[@laibarehman8005]

underrated comment alert

[@kaitlin3795]

* slowly brings book to face *

[@AisOk-kv2ou]

I read this at the exact time I heard it XD

[@korekiyoshinguji5304]

0:49 anytime I ask for food in my household

[@kennyandrozy2824]

Ron: I’m hungry Harry: whats new fatty? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@henryguy8122]

Hermione knows a thing about books. She says that’s a book

[@abigailhillenburg3929]

She’s right, I think. I’ll go look in a library book and figure it out.

[@pjpollable]

Oh idk... I think it was a giraffe

[@aldohaimar4382]

@@pjpollable I thought it was a couch

[@n0t.Saraxx]

Snape:I asked her to dance,she asked me to die Harry:MY MOM WAS AWESOME!

[@helishah6903]

Neil oh Neil, where have thou fled Did thy tarry too long among little hand puppets? Did thy get bored of this art and choose to exit? Oh how I wish you'd once again visit

[@hallowsedge1440]

I remember that Ron! Give me five! You already took my money, Harry.. *I died*

[@charliesnark6535]

*I DiEd*

[@themelina9052]

Idk why but the poem about the button really touched me..

[@LadyMythos315]

I know Rip botton

[@abluetale1016]

Nanaloveonly it touches me too orange one. Me to

[@superzolosolo]

Eww... where?

[@leeglasgow7672]

Poor Snape was so distraught about Harry stealing his diary that he wasn't even angry about them calling him "Snape" instead of "Professor" or "Sir"!

[@sarahwhitton2598]

"I asked her to dance, she asked me to die.."

[@erhsdtusrsrtjsrj56856]

"Snape! Ron stole your diary!" "Wwwhhhaaaaatttt! You didn't read it did you?" "Oh he read it alright. He read it all" "This is unacceptable!" "I like the story about the button Snape" "You, you did?" "It made me sad, thinking of that little button, lost and alone. I hope you find your button Snape" "So do I orange one, so do I..." "I like buttons!"

[@leonilion7691]

poppy the pop I read this as they were saying it :)

[@eashley_lasagnae1055]

Orange one 😂😂

[@CwapPlatinum]

"Today, while in the bathtub..." "EW" Always gets me.

[@sarahbalatbat8842]

Is it a YA Vampire romance novel? Ron you’re on time out

[@rainbowwormie]

Ron: I hope you find your button Snape: So do I orange one, so do I Ron: (faintly) I like buttons! DED!!! XD

[@laibarehman8005]

100th like ;)

[@hellogoodbye9950]

Today I watched Potter Pals. It was sad and depressing. I thought of my essay due tomorrow. I cried.

[@lemonlandaj2408]

Haha

[@martinford1988]

‘So do I orange one. So do I’ *I L I K E B U T T O N S*

[@lunalovegood858]

Snivellus: I ate oatmeal in the morning. It was cold and watery I thought of my mother. I cried Ron:I’m hungry. Harry:What else is new FaTtY?