Potter Puppet Pals: Wizard Swears

www.potterpuppetpals.com
Harry and the gang learn how to curse. Er, not like magical curses, like swearing. Just watch okay?

[@Leldy22]

"Your mother is a beep beep beep-ing beep Lorem Ipsum beep beep beep beep agminiunvenium beep beep beep beep beep beep tragula- beep beep beep beep beep Hippopotamus beep beep beep beep beep republican beep beep Daniel Radcliffe beep beep beep beep with a bucket of- beep beep beep beep in a castle far away where no one can hear you beep beep beep beep beep beep beep soup- beep beep beep with a bucket of beep beep Mickey Mouse beep beep and a stick of dynamite beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Magical beep beep beeeeep ALAKAZAM." -Dumbledore, 2007

[@sandrahenriksson6257]

XDDDDD

[@michealowusu101]

turtles

[@kayleehilyer8478]

+Leldy22 WOW

[@naseemakhter70]

:O :O :O :O My grandma never lets me say the elder swear! Harry: Time to say this to Neville xD ( Guys I have a question....WHY THE HAIL IS NEVILLE A PATATO?! XD XDX XDXDXD 😂😂😂😂

[@Leldy22]

Naseem Akhter I think he's a squash.

[@jhongamertc28]

"I don't even remember 5 minutes ago".....then the Elder Swear

[@noellechillrose2195]

Ikr

[@thebillandjeffpuppetshow9670]

Omg! 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@essiethetiger1747]

Pinky Epic true

[@FireAlder2005]

he must say it every day........

[@ellagrace5324]

Pinky Epic I

[@nik9032]

When I was a child, the funniest thing I had ever heard was the "Elder Swear". Now, as a man-child, it is still the funniest thing I have ever heard.

[@themetalstickman]

I couldn’t agree more.

[@Lapis_and_Lazuli]

The first time I watched this was one my first times on KZbin growing up. I damn near passed out from exhaustion from all the laughter. I can still quote the whole thing after all these years 😂

[@Olivia-vg8tg]

So can I and when Harry yelled at snape😂😂

[@madelinegarber7860]

Mood.

[@Realmenhavewings]

Throwback. 7th-grade me in math class. Wheezing so hard for the whole hour and rewinding the elder swear

[@TheDemonsReflection]

15 years later and I'm still hoping for an uncensored version.

[@yaxlndxiii1290]

you and me both pal

[@haleywell3288]

Same

[@Apersonthatlovesrosies]

Same 🕺💃

[@user-wv6iw7np5h]

I would watch that 😂

[@pokiis3108]

Worst time to want it, youtube has cursewords uphend from creators, held by their balls

[@davidmccarthy4206]

"I can't even remember five minutes ago" *Can recite the 45seconds long Elder Swear*

[@fivesARC--5555]

Lol ikr it's because he loves the deathly hallows

[@charlieweasley2534]

David McCarthy Memory is a fickle thing, my friend

[@electricpaisy6045]

if he repeats it every 4:15 he will never forget.

[@willowgrifffiths]

wow!!!!!!! Its so funny!

[@danielchalmers699]

Henlo brother

[@yyyamila]

“Do my ears detect foul mouthingness?” “Uh, no Professor Sn-“ “VOLDEMORTS NIPPLE!”

[@ohanat6-pack351]

Snape:Excuses me Hermione:harry

[@MovieLover1995]

“500,000 points from Gryffindor!”

[@ohanat6-pack351]

Ron:dragon bogies

[@impactabie]

*EXCUSE ME*

[@BirdMan1356]

Avocado Toast YAS that’s the best part

[@angryboi595]

The way dumbledore is portrayed is so accurate. Harry and friends do something that’s against the rules dumbledore made. Dumbledore gives them 1000 points to gryffindor

[@felixlee9645]

Soup

[@Cheese_McCheeseMan]

@@felixlee9645Daniel Radcliffe

[@Nuttzy_th3_fl0pt0k_th3rian]

@@Cheese_McCheeseManUR MOTHERS A

[@emmystrathmeyer]

*"Hagrid's 10x the man you'll ever be!"* *Hagrid is half giant-*

[@Azuramoon66]

😆🤣

[@Ash_Wynn]

its extra effective

[@modernmajorgeneral3662]

AND HALF MACHINE

[@johnwallen2020]

He still has more humanity in him than that squash of a child

[@AceGGR45]

"Leave Hogwarts Neville Longbottom, never come back!" Ron, Hermione and me: Yaaaaaaaaaay!

[@KoderKat]

I DIED WHEN DUMBLEDORE SCREAMED "SOUP" IN THE ELDER SWEAR OMF

[@johnentwistlelovebot5648]

Me too

[@lilyashthorn3651]

Same XD

[@harrypotterfanforlife1012]

KoderKat Me too 😂😂😂😂

[@Garlicsvids]

DANIEL RADCLIFFE

[@lilyashthorn3651]

LOl

[@laurenjones8196]

*Can't remember 5 minutes ago **Remembers a 43-second long swear*

[@xplodingklingon]

Madame Jelly *_That is supposedly ancient_*

[@saltywafflez5133]

Hana Song Agreed

[@maxmeowz]

Madame Jelly honesty

[@randomfrog7974]

Madame Jelly it's called selective memory lol

[@humanbeing1313]

Madame Jelly well that’s it was less than a minute sooooooo itmworks

[@Dusk_Shade]

"Voldemort's Nipple" is even funnier when you consider that Snape is a Death Eater.

[@madelinegarber7860]

Omg facts! I forgot about that one.

[@Kyranyoutubevids]

That’s my favourite wizard swear.

[@Brendon1]

dobby's sock

[@persnickety_peahen]

"floppy-wanded dementor buggerer" hits different as an adult 😂

[@stephaniebaker1975]

they really had me saying “skank” in elementary school bc i thought it was made up lmao

[@shortname24]

I thought it was too until Sikowitz used it to describe Jade

[@oliviav7928]

•A_B r o k e_T w e e n a g e r• VICTORIOUS

[@kittykat5090]

_oof_

[@stevencarenduff2623]

O:

[@jessk.1883]

•A_B r o k e_T w e e n a g e r• I thought he called her a gank

[@jennyisapokemontrainer2551]

Snape: "You're the one who banned the words in the first place!" Dumbledore: "I don't even remember five minutes ago!" *Teaches elder swear*

[@maxmeowz]

ImactuallyAmermaid2510 teaches 43 second long elder swear

[@beepityboop3740]

Well yeah. we remember the fun ones.

[@morganprince9268]

Back to your skulking!

[@laurendurant1397]

LoL

[@marissaleyanne4246]

XXXD

[@aquamarie3117]

I like how Dumbledore actually makes a list of swears and shows the kiddos

[@theatticaddict]

I came back to this after a while, and the Elder Swear STILL made me laugh like it did when I first saw it.

[@SteampunkClaws8341]

Same, it's been ages since I've seen this. That swear made me laugh just as hard as when I heard it the first time

[@evastassi3165]

Puppet pals is a bigger part of Harry Potter than the cursed child.

[@pineapplefrostyfruits9225]

Bigger than the entire book series. Less sexism, homophobia, transphobia and antisematism here too.

[@left6121]

Than*

[@clarencehemphill3403]

What do you mean what's with all the buzz words

[@pineapplefrostyfruits9225]

@@clarencehemphill3403 What buzz words? ... you mean the actual ... proven acts ... that J.K. Rowling has openly admitted to doing? And become clear when you look at the books? Or the fact that she - yknow - openly defends and encourages transphobia and heteronormativity in ... everything? Ever? Im sorry have you s e e n that Mormon bitch's twitter? She's Stephanie Meyer with semi-decent grammar.

[@clarencehemphill3403]

@@pineapplefrostyfruits9225 what was sexist or homophobic about the harry potter books I'm just trying to understand

[@emilyjoy5378]

"WELL YOUR GRANDMA IS A BLAST ENDED SKANK." *ok but me too*

[@stereotypicalemousername9507]

Emily N I read it right as they said it

[@MrJohncena33]

Emily N it's a internet meme

[@hayleenoelle9037]

Emily N .....Dobby's Sock!

[@petergriffinstan420]

DO MY EARS DETECT FOUL MOUTHEDNESS

[@benwaters1729]

anna is not a failure VOLDEMORTS NIPPLE

[@pspssp47]

i cannot believe how well these hold up fifteen years later. neil is iconic

[@joshuafoote5144]

5:13 Neville’s going to be sharing space with his mother in the asylum after hearing that.

[@user-rp9be6el7h]

What Harry would be like if he was raised by James

[@maris1017]

"The world may never know" I know... I'm terrible

[@finthechat352]

One word THIS

[@alaynagray131]

And by Sirius

[@diamoond11]

Definitely

[@michaelturner6364]

@@alaynagray131 your sirus

[@asziavaldez3891]

Admit it, Puppet Pals were as much as apart of the HP fandom as the actual books/movies

[@duckandduckandseveralgeese]

And musicals

[@AvenjaNinja]

More so than cursed child

[@davecrupel2817]

Wholeheartedly agree.

[@leenut91]

Aszia Valdez these were my introduction to it 😂

[@meeragrace8495]

and AVPM!!

[@benellis9210]

I love how they sayed "yayyyyyyyyy"when the potato left.

[@skyfairygirl]

It’s a squash

[@bexley8479]

You're telling me that this is the same man who wrote spirit phone??? Character development.

[@harryfleutv666]

Wait, really??

[@0116x]

"i mean every word i ever say ever because i'm HARRY POTTER" *thunder rumbles*

[@Monkeysinger24]

Just because you're a famous wizard doesn't mean... ok it does mean that.

[@Reckno64]

*Boyish attitude*

[@davidspyra7834]

a human I

[@Christian-rq5qq]

a human Dumbledore: do you promise to never repeat it Harry: we promise So much for meaning every word

[@chrisdreemurr117]

YOU'RE SUCH A BOOM HEAD!

[@KysonChannell]

11 year old me watching this video: this is PG-13? *I'm such a rebel* (edit) Thanks for all the likes guys! Though I never thought I'd get flexed on by so many 10 year olds 😂

[@DarkHoundStudio]

Kyson Channell I’m 12

[@KysonChannell]

The difference here is that I was 11 when it came out. I'm 22 now 😂😂

[@elisapianoo]

I'm 11

[@camic7324]

@@KysonChannell This actually came out way earlier than 2007. This came out in 03 when I was 11.

[@KysonChannell]

@@camic7324 '03? Dang I was 7 then. I think the first time I watched it was when I was 11

[@lukemckenzie0121]

I can’t believe this was NEIL the WHOLE TIME

[@fleshpies]

The fact that this is LEMON DEMON is hilarious

[@toxendon]

​@@fleshpies Wait.. this guy created this AND the ultimate showdown?

[@-yasmin-9312]

Me, rewatching this years later and wondering why I never questioned why Nevile is a squash: 👁️👄👁️

[@lyss3842]

snape: *clears throat* do my ears detect foul mouthidness? hermione: oh, no profess- harry: VOLDEMORTS NIPPLE

[@fatimakhan4678]

MILK lol

[@taylorpotter1095]

You're not the real llSuper Womanll

[@_xnightmarex_9702]

EXCUSE ME!

[@stuartpaul654]

MILK lmao

[@alfiehaith5463]

*VOLDEMORT'S

[@capriskodny9474]

“In a castle where no one can hear you scream” “Soup”

[@lifethroughcoraslenses36]

Daniel Radcliffe!

[@ello3110]

hippopotamus!

[@meganb6226]

@@ello3110 republican!

[@veellia]

Megan B A STICK OF DYNAMITE

[@davewanless5671]

Fsh

[@dirtydoigler2116]

13 years later and I'm still dying of laughter.

[@Scrunkles]

When I see Ron, I only think of “Ron, Ron, Ron WEasley”

[@Sarah-ob9ud]

I will never get over Neville being a butternut squash

[@senoj.rednaxela]

Oh dear, I thought he was a Potato

[@sparkles9427]

I thought he was a peanut

[@thechestpugkid6147]

I thought that was the real one

[@maisiegoldie3800]

Why even is he that

[@Delaneyisbraindead]

😭😭😭😭

[@mastervillain941]

“500,000 points from Gryffindor!” “Dragon bogies” *everyone turns to stare at Ron*

[@lifethroughcoraslenses36]

Too true and so funny!

[@imadeyoureadthis7823]

“Everybody run!!”

[@idontthinktheysawthatcomin6792]

EXPECTOPATRONADS!!

[@mrjolibee7973]

Amaya Takahashi *muggle f**king trowel sh*t snape*

[@Blaetter]

Soup!

[@hayleynoellebroders8247]

I'm jealous of anyone discovering this masterpiece nowadays. More then a decade passed so fast...

[@darkraen2458]

Voldemorts nipple and haggrads butt crack had me dieing

[@esobelisk3110]

“Hagrids buttcrack!” **Everyone cheers**

[@nn7303]

Esti Obel hagwids butcwack

[@shyextrovert5972]

*You SICKEN me.*

[@sarahallen3250]

B-But it’s on the list...

[@shyextrovert5972]

@@sarahallen3250 Hagrid is 10 times the man you'll ever be, Neville!

[@sharkie9975]

Sarah Allen LEAVE HOGWARTS NEVILLE AND NEVER COME BACK!

[@lovely438]

Hermione: No Professor Sna... Harry: VOLDEMORTS NIPPLE!!! Snape: EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ohanat6-pack351]

Hermione:Harry!

[@rurhythmn5065]

Snape: I REFUSE to have this filth SPEWED in my presence, Mr. Potter. Five hundred tHOUSAND Points from Gryffindor.

[@ohanat6-pack351]

Ron:dragon bogies Harry: everybody run expecto patronads Snape:(sigh) rabid rousers

[@wolfygacha4371]

Rabid rousers

[@spooncollection]

this was posted 13 years ago... so ppl who were born when this was posted can finally watch it

[@TechnoTejay]

15 years later and the elder swear still gets a laugh out of me. I just love that things like soup are randomly mentioned and all the context is bleeped out.

[@name.surname.9707]

Dumbledore, you're obscenely old, right? WHY YES!

[@RandomHuman91]

name surname yh he is flipping over 100 years old

[@Jc-587]

Joehd 115 Years old more or less 😂😂😂

[@riverstyx97]

I had my wisdom teeth removed and when I came to, I was trying to recite this in a hospital room 🤦🏻

[@coyotix]

Neil is somehow the only person that is both underrated and overrated at once. Nowhere near enough recognition for "Voldemort's nipples" and yet so much respect for Lemon Demon music.

[@mollyh.4697]

When he said "Voldemort's Nipple!" I started laughing and couldn't stop!!😂😂😂

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

Neville saying "Hagrid's butt crack" did it for me.😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MCDragonMasterX]

I died at everything they said 😂😂😂

[@FelicianoCookie]

Molly Howard Mine was "leprechaun taint" XD

[@soniccyno]

MCDragonMaster X lol same

[@yacobatze9934]

Jason Dyrkacz Samme Jason

[@maiatongue9075]

My mum: Clean your room Me: I refuse to have this filth spewed in my presence

[@uselessthumb2464]

My mum: Clean your room Me: 4:10

[@IAmMe349]

.

[@grubblebubble217]

I was just on that part lol

[@iwgp4nagata]

Good one

[@insertrandomnamehere3746]

My mom:clean you’re room Me:no way you Voldemort’s nipple

[@nathannickel3375]

No matter how many times I’ve seen this video the elder swear still makes me laugh more than I should 🤣

[@PandorasProtector]

"He doesn't mean it Neville he's just saying some wizard swears" "I mean every word I ever say because I'm Harry Potter."

[@emmaismyname8197]

*Despite being the wizard swears episode, it has little to no actual swearing compared to other episodes*

[@insertrandomnamehere3746]

It does have swears but it bleeps them out

[@dirtsoils]

Yh lol

[@ItBePatYo]

Excuse you! I was mightily offended by "Dobby's Sock!" :(

[@kiki8792]

"skank"

[@michaelfingers7726]

Mugglefucking trollshit, Emma!

[@tatertot3911]

“In a castle far away where no one can hear you *beep beep beep* S O U P”

[@tashlester7783]

that bit gets me every time 🤣🤣

[@xtinydemon7631]

*SOUP*

[@xxhoneysucklexx1545]

dAnIeL RaDcLiFfE

[@hatboxhaunts]

With a bucket of beep beep Mickey Mouse

[@t-bone8]

Beep beep and a stick of dynamite

[@creanshaw123]

This was one the first videos I ever saw on KZbin when it was ne.w. 13 years later I'm still loving it and will be using "Blastended skank"

[@AllNyteLova]

"Swish and Flicker; that's my favorite." and the gang like pressure " Are you a griffyndor or not, Neville?" lmao

[@circutive]

*The fact that the Elder Swear is 40 seconds long makes it even funnier*

[@maneatingramen7112]

XD

[@Salt_Master_Queue]

*laughs in Elder Swear*

[@Lastclerk3]

It also contains the words Daniel Radcliffe which makes me laugh

[@dirtydoigler2116]

Soup!

[@gdbeast3486]

The fact that I found a fellow GD player in a freaking Harry Potter puppet video makes it even funnier 😂

[@electron4034]

Legend has it Dumbledore is still reciting the elder Swear to this day...

[@marmusic8664]

Electron wow

[@brandonw4964]

Soup

[@Funkycat2006]

Nah, he died in 1997...

[@humphreysupremacy3986]

@@Funkycat2006 r/wooosh

[@witch2192]

Redit

[@fox_raider]

Snape, you floppy wanded dementor boggerer.

[@shortindividual]

This video introduced me to the concept of swears

[@Gangstabob716]

I'd like to hear the uncensored version of the Elder Swear

[@opminecrafter7832]

+Gangstabob716 i would 2

[@pjckle]

+Sara Zaman I agree

[@gabehamptondrums]

yassssssss

[@opminecrafter7832]

totaly

[@akkieradean7184]

me to i laughed when he said in daniel raddclief

[@challengeaccepted5613]

The most dangerous swear in all of the magic world: S O U P

[@ikmwrime29sorryaira60]

GASP!

[@chillycandle2007]

Language

[@veeasaurus]

YOU SICKEN ME!

[@James-bs8yr]

cmk?

[@That_Girl666]

LEAVE HOGWARTS AND NEVER COME BACK!!!

[@Reg_The_Galah]

I’m amazed how much this show has influenced my vocabulary.

[@ratboy4097]

After all this time loving this series in Highschool I get into lemon demon and now I realized it was Neil all along omg full circle

[@nandoskitty1723]

0:01 _"This episode is rated PG-13 for language and_ *_b O y I S h A T t i T U d E_*

[@djzachereiraonthetrack2416]

I AGREE

[@LimusTG]

cormn flayk

[@Lucy-gt9ok]

BOIESH ATTITUUUUUUUUUUUDE

[@meow6270]

Nandos Kitty omg

[@angeldog15]

Hahaha!

[@tyl3rvee528]

Soup? Republican? Daniel Radcliffe? I wanna know what’s behind those bleeps...

[@louietrujillo829]

IKR

[@orichalcumouterocta2030]

Hippopotamus?

[@RandomHuman-yp7lt]

With a bucket of?

[@fullervisiondotnet]

Lorem Ipsum?

[@parkertheemoskaterdude5522]

Soup is republican Daniel Radcliffe You're welcome, internet

[@Celestial_TaterTot]

WAIT HOLY HECK I WATCHED SO MANY OF THIS THINGS YEARS AGO AND ONLY NOW I REALIZE IT’S NEIL CICIEREGA?!? he’s everywhere man it’s crazy

[@alexthrailkill]

This is easily the funniest one, Neville’s portrayal has crossed my mind for years Hello Hawwy, Hewmiynee, Wonald, wassup gaiz

[@cathxjest8981]

Harry: you floppy wanted dementor boggerer Everyone: Everyone: Everyone: Ron: dobbys sock

[@MB-zi4bg]

*floppy wanded

[@CodingWithBen]

M B bro. Just why

[@Jamesharveycomics]

*buggerer

[@foxtron1276]

I have literally just subscribed to your channel because I have just been seeing your comments everywhere and have liked so many!

[@222_ev3]

The words in the elder swear killed me. Daniel Radcliffe Hippopotamus Mickey Mouse?

[@ooooo2680]

In a castle far away where no one can hear you!

[@user-xv6ig8tu9b]

Republican 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@katarinarose3379]

Soup! With a bucket of Mickey mouse and a stick of dynamite

[@darahmandon1800]

Don’t forget republican

[@counttheclock3318]

ALAKAZAM-

[@angelorocksful]

RIP Dumbledore

[@benjamindixon5630]

I swear, the number of times me and my best friend would quote Snape is beyond count. "Rabble Rousers"

[@petergriffinstan420]

I died when Harry yelled, VOLDEMORTS NIPPLE!!

[@cjhenderson61]

__Anni __ I died when Voldemort said the Wizard Swear

[@cjhenderson61]

__Anni __ *Dumbledore, sorry I got confused

[@roittien]

+_annie_ me to lol and I also could not stop laughing at the elder swear and then they told it to nivel lol XD

[@godzzwrath]

SAME

[@logangaming9341]

Agreed

[@RedChestedBird]

"Do MY eras detect foul language?" "Oh, no Snape. We were just trying to-" "VOLDEMORT'S NIPPLE!!!" I'm dying 😂

[@anuppatel656]

SAMME !!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😂😂😂😂😂

[@undertheinfluenceofswag7092]

_So youre telling me._ *_THIS_*_ is Lemon Demon._ I mean what the hell was I expecting.

[@Rodanguirus]

So much of this is gold, but a line I've appreciated more is Voldemort's threat to get them sent to wizard jail, and THEN kill them. The extra step just amused me.

[@sarakhalfey8095]

Fun fact: The cast of Harry Potter enjoyed these so much that they wanted to voice the puppet pals themselves

[@incubuz69]

OMFG REALLY?

[@sarakhalfey8095]

Cry Baby yup lool

[@avacaldwell6156]

Sara Khalfey is this true

[@sarakhalfey8095]

Ava Caldwell very true! I saw it on tumblr

[@bryleeclyatt1189]

Sara Khalfey omg this amazing I wish they did that would be my favorite

[@angeldog15]

Dumbledore: does an entire Morse code sentence. Ron: WoOoOoOow!!!

[@bemocode5677]

What do you mean by Morse code

[@JetFalcon710]

@@bemocode5677 Morse code is a code made up of dots and dashes, and is usually sent and interpreted via sound waves

[@happyconstructor]

I tried to decode it but I don’t think it’s actually morse

[@angeldog15]

@@happyconstructor I was poking fun of how the Elder swear was beeped out like the beeps in Morse code. :)

[@ZomeNonFunkyOrganizm]

4:58 woOw

[@johnkelly3549]

‘Dobby’s Sock’, Ron chimed in, unnecessarily.

[@sharicary35]

I was about 14 when I found this on KZbin. I am now 28………. with two kids…….. Time flies….. SOUP

[@greenagaban4856]

This was the golden age of KZbin. Just raw creativity rewarded with monetization. Shocking that today this would be demonetized!

[@Rocketyy]

Said it straight and clear lad. Took the words right out my mouth

[@imnotacat3798]

Why would this be demonitized? It’s just puppets

[@Ryeven]

@@imnotacat3798 harry potter, possibly?

[@chaoticcanine]

@@imnotacat3798Unfortunately, it would be demonitized due to youtube's stance on swearing.

[@marissaleyanne4246]

What does demonetuzed mean

[@shangtine]

OMG WHEN DUMBLEDORE SCREAMED “REPUBLICAN” IN THE ELDER SWEARS I DIED OF LAUGHTER Edit: holy shit thx for the likes

[@jungkooksthighs5132]

it’s was the daniel radcliffe that got me

[@LordKrhiyos]

It’s a reference to Daniel Radcliffe being a republican in the sense that he favors overthrowing Queen Elizabeth

[@tomtik101]

For me, it was *Lorem Ipsum*

[@rainingclaw2917]

OML

[@Blaetter]

Soup! XD

[@ashleighmellon6631]

This'll never get old, this is hilarious with a 40 second elder swear that is legendary

[@WillCawrse]

Neil at every stage of his career was so far ahead of the times

[@lilygrace3517]

did anyone die laughing when harry said:EXPECTO PATRONADS

[@arcticsden9510]

cutelittlewolf40 AJ I died of laughter, pulled a voldemort and came back to life, then I died laughing again😂😂😂

[@taylorpotter1095]

You mean it's not EXPECTO PATRONASS?

[@jessicaemery3934]

Emily -Jayne Oh Voldemort's Nipple I hadn't realised 😂

[@03rayann]

I completely died when he said that

[@halebabes9516]

LMFAOO I heard expecto patronuts😂

[@Purplestraw]

These videos were just as much of my childhood as the actual Harry Potter. Who else agrees.

[@foreverfuturebound]

I agree.

[@ctbily574]

I agree

[@sharingiscaring210]

I agree

[@monkeysgame172]

I agree

[@MusicalMeloetta]

I hated harry potter but this was my favorite childhood youtube video XD

[@christiebroome4755]

My favorite part was " bleeeeeeeep Micky mouse bleep with a stick of dynamite bleeeeeeep" 😂😂

[@lizamapledragon4708]

Hermione: Oh no professor- Harry: *VOLDEMORTS NIPPLE* Snape: *EXCUSE ME* Harry: Do you know any old wizard swears? Dumbledore: Well, there is one.. Trio: Tell us! Dumbledore: *YOUR MOTHER IS A BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

[@samyavila3541]

Hermione- Swish and flicker that's my favorite Snape- *clears throat* Do my ears detect foul mouthedness? Hermione- Uh no proffe- Harry- VOLDEMORTS NIPPLE LMAOOO IM DYING

[@nakeisha]

"I don't even remember 5 minutes ago" me trying to remember everything I learn at school

[@bloodtheory6677]

Nakeisha C lol me too

[@Alex-rv6sq]

LOLLOLOLLOLOOLOOLO

[@madisongreen7975]

This

[@b1acksol]

Same here

[@its_celestial]

That is too relatable

[@thethreshprince.]

Man this brings me back holy hell

[@MrHotBagel]

Dumbledore: "I don't even remember 5 minutes ago." Dumbledore: *proceeds to recite elder swear for 40 seconds*

[@livi__little1716]

Harry: Hagrid is 10x the man you'll ever be Neville Me: but he's only half man

[@alta5205]

OliWally Vlogs still makes him 5 times the man Neville was

[@louietrujillo829]

OliWally Vlogs ikr

[@830ttime]

Exactly

[@norman5288]

So Neville is one-twentieth of a man.

[@rr-my3yr]

exactly

[@marissadougherty5977]

When Dumbledore yelled *"MICKEY MOUSE"* in the Elder Swear I died. XD

[@Alex-rv6sq]

Cakey Sugar same then I pulled a voldemort and over again 200000000000 times then I survived

[@ginniekinz5401]

“In A castle far away, where no one can hear you...”

[@loganeisenman9527]

Cakey Sugar i9

[@keeanna762]

Also "alacazam"

[@1naddie]

IKR

[@Kariyuki04]

Jiggery Pokery has me in tears 😂😂😂😂

[@aaronberns8485]

So cool how they used a Yamaha DX7 for the intro and outro of these. I missed the potter puppet pals growing up as a kid.

[@Patrick-ll7tx]

“ *now you must never repeat it to anyone* ” “We won’t sir.” 5 seconds later ((repeats elder swear to nevil longbottom)) Also “Every body run...” ... ... ... “ *EXPECTO PATRONAMS* “

[@wolfygacha4371]

Rabid rowsers

[@0807jacob]

How would they know that in 50 seconds?

[@TheKilopoo]

Patrick Expecto Patro-nads Like gonads And “rabble-rousers” That one’s just a real term

[@noahfradelos4648]

We have the same profile picture Oh unicorn turds

[@tammyking4567]

It's expectopatroNADS 😂

[@kristaeliot810]

I remember watching this when I was twelve and having a moral dilemma about the pg13 rating. I kept starting it and stopping it because I thought somehow the internet would know and I would get in trouble. Eventually I went on a private page, watched it, and told no one. 😂

[@kiraisamess]

Amaya Takahashi you shouldn’t even have a youtube account

[@loveluna6640]

😂😂 I was 10

[@Hirundo-demersalis]

That’s nothing, when I watched it for the first time as a kid I closed the video when he started saying the Elder Swear

[@kuwabarastarr]

Me @ 10 years old 😂

[@vojtechrandus4077]

I'm eleven And i watched it first time when i had eight😂

[@barryhomeowner9293]

The fact that, to this day, Potter Puppet Pals is my only exposure to Harry Potter in general is fucking hilarious to me

[@theatticaddict]

3:15 I just love the way Snape goes “..W H A T”

[@espressopatronum1271]

“I mean every word I ever say ever, because I’m. Harry. Potter.” *thunderclap* LMFAO I LOVE THAT

[@devincanty4831]

That's always been my favorite part 🤣

[@theatticaddict]

“I’m telling pwofessa dumbledoa”

[@Cheese_McCheeseMan]

Me and my friends use it as an inside joke all the time. The best part is this one friend never watched this video so they just get confused

[@TrueInvisible]

still a thousand times better than "because i'm butt man"

[@satan1936]

me too!

[@jillianb1744]

Puppet pal Neville always makes me laugh. His voice and the fact that he's a squash

[@lifethroughcoraslenses36]

Yeah, me too.

[@itsyourgirlwaluigi445]

My brother says Neville looks like a butt plug..so Neville Buttplug

[@removed857]

Really? I always thought he was a potato or something...

[@jeremysams9761]

Alyvia Reagan same lol , looks a bit small for a squash

[@hardlykatie9646]

Yeah, Nevile looks better in the films😂😂😂😂

[@fairyhanfloss]

i wish this was as famous as the song, i watch it every few years for a good chuckle

[@miakiikazu]

I'm two thirds of the way into rereading the book series at the moment and I was reminded of this channel I still find it so funny even more than I used to

[@MnMsandOreos]

My favourite bit is in the middle of the elder swear he just says “soup”

[@lewis261]

4:39

[@cakepopdoodles398]

Ikr

[@Lor_D_Richafa]

Or Mickey Mouse 😂😂

[@ChristopherJames1993]

Republican Daniel Radcliffe alakazam

[@felixlee9645]

hippopotamous