Pouring One Out - Key & Peele

Pouring one out is too wasteful for this guy.
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[@destintan7065]

Man rlly tried to pull it off with a “glug glug glug”

[@ceratedsign4825]

Lol

[@pepethefrog6809]

And it's not even a good "glug glug glug".

[@tomsmarkovs1946]

I thought he was gonna piss so it looks like he's pouring it out. :D

[@Wavemaninawe]

@@tomsmarkovs1946 Seconded. 😂🤣

[@gwendolynsibanda7987]

🤣 🤣

[@nadirbaitsaleem7270]

Am I the only one that was expecting him to pee on the ground and pretend he was pouring it out?

[@dogzer]

I didn’t think of that but it would’ve been very funny

[@chegadesuade]

100% what I was expecting there too

[@bsigns1935]

I AM ABOUT TO TYPE THIS EXACT COMMENT

[@HandlelessTML]

I've seen this already on the show and still thought that was going to happen

[@JakeSaidHey]

facts

[@VerZer46]

Not wasting anything is probably the most gangsta move ever XD

[@samkupper]

I’m not surprised if this actually happened

[@nastymartinez6345]

What about wasting fools?

[@charlesbannon6909]

@@nastymartinez6345 you can't waste fools, they always turn into fertilizer.

[@1nkatha]

Bleedat

[@NotPaperium]

Ecks dee

[@watchingyoutube_]

"I eat the crust" Jamal: *nods in agreement*

[@kimmosanky7353]

I do it too tho dont let no one waste that crust

[@003mohamud]

@@kimmosanky7353 same

[@Snappldel]

Me too. I can’t waste food.

[@coldcut4751]

Kimmo Sanky crust be slept on

[@003mohamud]

@@coldcut4751 especially when it is stuffed

[@左昕-i6g]

A life is worth carrying on, especially when you are not sure you've watched all of Key & Peele.

[@gokuaravind]

It's especially worth carrying on, knowing there's always some key and peele waiting to be discovered. Keeps me going

[@kingmanny8783]

Right!!!

[@mentra1]

You haven’t, if you didn’t watch the show when it was airing, then you’re missing about 25% of the content

[@mentra1]

Terrence Dantzler they’re not teaching us, they’re entertaining us. And what did I learn from Dave? Hate is blind.

[@M3GAK1W1]

@Terrence Dantzler yo bro u homophobic? Be honest bro

[@smith806]

"aye pour one out for the homies" " Nah it's ight my homie didn't drink"

[@r3nnh0p3z6]

😆 ese wey

[@Mellow.21]

Smoke one for the homies , an my homie did but I don’t lol

[@DragonBlack199]

“He was drinking wine he never liked 40’s like that” 😂

[@l0sts0ul89]

@@Mellow.21 Eat one for the homies

[@RiddlerQM]

Lol

[@Airestotle09]

“Its not gon bring him back!” I mean he aint lying 😂😂

[@moussetache1815]

He was determined to win this after all!

[@john3520]

He isn’t tho

[@caseyrengifo5149]

This was the best part

[@kinktwink2318]

Lol

[@keyfranchize]

You do deserve some kind of tv deal

[@JoshuaValentine]

He went on to leave the gang and become a world famous financial investor.

[@Darealkush8]

😂😂 . kzbin.info/www/bejne/g2PcYmOAbbaUgtk

[@smurfyday]

That's what the republicans want you to think. Money doesn't come from savings, but large investments.

[@neilxdavis5359]

@a what company?

[@MrGeforcerFX]

@@smurfyday it comes from both, Savings are a short term liquid cash reserve (easily accessible, little value gained) investments are either long term or short term and can be high or low risk with a low risk, long term plan be a major part of wealth accumulation (most peoples retirements are setup that way).

[@Regimeshifts]

who recycles all his trash

[@snowy2619]

“Not to hide the evidence, but you can recycle thoseee.” 😭😭

[@desmondsolomon2809]

THEY HAVE VALUE!

[@deusvult9741]

Just like this beer

[@bossall.day.erryday8119]

I can’t waste nothing y’all

[@abelpaul7508]

It’s physically impossible for me to waste it

[@machezadzabala4985]

I can’t do it!

[@bigmac5753]

"Trash beer" "Beer is beer!" It aint like the dead homie got taste buds

[@johnsoit6374]

Do they cut off the tongue too??😋

[@briankerrigan3529]

Reminds me of Clerks, “ya can’t taste racism baby.”

[@TheGuac25]

They will be tasting that dirt beer in hell

[@juzzjoe]

Brian Kerrigan has to l mm m.

[@briankerrigan3529]

juzzjoe that sounds funny, but I’m not quite following ya. :)

[@iaar94]

He has a point to not waste the beer , that is "financially irresponsible"

[@marcelljackson6940]

No, he would be cavalier with his finances

[@muhammadriza7555]

"consequenses"

[@rayyana.8538]

Besides "it's not gonna bring em back"....he just ain't a waster.

[@roreah]

With a name like yours, do you even drink beer?

[@sleeexs]

@@marcelljackson6940 So is drinking

[@tonych33cks35]

“Pour a little for your homies but don’t waste it all” - 2pac

[@PeicyP]

“It ain’t like that! Tip that shit over!”

[@stephs8665]

@nate wykle lmao! But seriously, if you know anything about his background and his family then you'll know he's the last thing from being a republican. He came from a family of Black Panthers.

[@yellowcactustvz4929]

@nate wykle Lol good and republican don't belong in the same sentence

[@anniacopeland8321]

He never said this shit💀💀😆😆😭😭😂😂

[@alyssiaclarke7530]

They can take the simplest things and make them funny. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.

[@nigelgee4469]

its not unbelievable just activate your brain lol. But yes they are very very funny

[@jonmarsh7914]

how is it unbelievable?

[@ElectricAlien577]

I cant believe these nuts are on your chin.

[@donxponce7729]

Jon Marsh Because a lot of comedians jokes now a days are dumb , cliche , and unoriginal . These guys jokes flow naturally & they actually play their roles well.

[@Darealkush8]

Ikr so brilliant . kzbin.info/www/bejne/g2PcYmOAbbaUgtk

[@dafilo3554]

"I MEAN IT'S NOT GONNA BRING HIM BACK" He has a point tho 😭😂

[@dsbmitchell]

That avatar tho 😂

[@kayx4]

Yea but it’s sign of libation

[@Darealkush8]

😂 . kzbin.info/www/bejne/g2PcYmOAbbaUgtk

[@ifitachiandpainhadason6727]

Oh hell naw

[@dafilo3554]

@@ifitachiandpainhadason6727 WHAAAAAAATTTT???!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dobdyae]

“If Jamal order fries and throw the bag away I’ll take the bag and eat the fries at the bottom“

[@black_squall]

I mean those are some of the best ones

[@titavaughns7698]

@@black_squall agreed

[@Tkieron]

Who throws out a bag of fries with fries in it? That's just wasteful.

[@apollopagara8072]

"It's Not Gonna Bring Em Back..." - Truly Accepting Reality There

[@netecrivernetecassassins2945]

@Ray Hernandez I've witnessed crumble that would make your reality a phenomenon

[@danielwhyatt3278]

Yeah, i’d totally do the same thing just for gags after one of these to cheer everyone up.

[@justinlee1950]

T.A.R.T.

[@nosoynadaoiga4144]

Netec River | Netec Assassins the devil is real

[@fireice5406]

I thought he was gonna take a piss when he turned around instead of saying “Glug Glug Glug”

[@TheSoundOfTwang]

He does in the uncensored version..

[@Darealkush8]

@bobbyshark 😂 . kzbin.info/www/bejne/g2PcYmOAbbaUgtk

[@trishaferrand1395]

They planned it that way, for you to expect that. Because they are geniuses.

[@alexferrell1760]

Your copying another comment

[@bait5257]

@@TheSoundOfTwang link?

[@vladtheimpaler9577]

I like how he hugged the bottle as if it were his infant son.

[@diulikadikaday]

Don’t waste the beer. That would be being cavalier with your finances.

[@LoveLife-iy6zw]

Love it 😜😜

[@soulofangel1990]

He is so loooooco

[@thinkdunson]

word, right there, homie. words.

[@sheikhu1039]

Cavalier?

[@TwoOneNineOh]

Hahahaa that’s loco Holmes

[@JAY1892]

How come no gangster ever throws a piece of his steak on the floor? Homies gotta eat too. 😂

[@keyfranchize]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h6K8ZWeip6aofLs

[@LosAngeles822]

I was told they pour out beer to alleviate the burning. If you get what im saying.

[@Sheenulus]

@@keyfranchize Don't click the link unless you are into feeling your ears bleed like I am.

[@MikeHesk742]

@@LosAngeles822 Is that real? I thought it was just a really old tradition, people been pouring drinks over graves since roman times. Or pouring an extra glass and leaving it there for absent friends. Assumed it was the same thing

[@thetruth-cn6ns]

@@MikeHesk742 the truth is it comes from egypt it's called pouring libations notice alcohol is called spirits in every distillery they have something called the spirits share a potent portion dedicated to ghost so that they wont upset the ghost and have a good batch water is life alcohol is the polar opposite

[@detroitpistons2389]

This wasn't about disrespecting the fallen homies, or waste. He's just an raging alcoholic !!

[@McDADDyK]

Did you not watch the video... he hates waste

[@davideparlato2661]

@@McDADDyK bruh

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

@@McDADDyK OK Dwight

[@NixonRexzile-xz4sq]

wrong, he just doesn't see it like I do too

[@KumaBean]

Erm, excuse me, we prefer the term 'piss-heads', 'raging alcoholic' just feels offensive somehow, lol 🍻

[@colinreecerob4912]

The joy of finding a Key and Peele episode you haven't watched before xD

[@hershie3136]

Fax

[@dylanroberson3856]

No lie😂

[@zakariyanizam6448]

Relatable

[@carloobusan7924]

Love it !

[@jesusllanas9318]

It’s a reupload tho

[@smokeyrodriguez1396]

"If we do a drive by shooting i will go back for the shell casings NOT TO HIDE THE EVIDENCE!!! but because you can recycle those they have valueeee man"💀💀🤣🤣

[@keyfranchize]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h6K8ZWeip6aofLs

[@TraumaER]

That's a gangster to be respected.

[@eddiegomez6583]

A five gallon bucket of brass is about 70 bucks

[@andremaulana3777]

Eco friendly gangster

[@Mr.Infumus]

Or you can reload them if you have the know how

[@valentino1000]

"It's more of a symbol than a gesture." He's getting philosophical.

[@AhmedPathanMA]

Homeboyyy Peele : That's Disrespectful Man! Key : _Is it against the law though?_

[@haydenb123]

Ahmed Pathan Kindly return to your seat sir

[@AhmedPathanMA]

@@haydenb123 * in Meegan's voice * : No! You go back to the seat

[@mr.q337]

*BUT THE LAW THO*

[@misspoint_2501]

Lol his line from the airplane skit 😂🤣😂

[@alyssiasimmons1256]

But is it LEEGGALLL

[@thomass1620]

“I’ll go back after a drive-by for the spent casings, not to destroy evidence but to recycle them” LMFAO!!! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@magenta3712]

Thanks for the subtitles.

[@PoloZ34]

Do u mind quoting the whole video ? I’m blind and can’t hear any of the video:(

[@sundigest1121]

@@PoloZ34 There's subtitles

[@PoloZ34]

Rayene Boussetta then don’t re quote in the comment I watched the video and heard the same shit u did.

[@sundigest1121]

@@PoloZ34 People do it to express that they found that quote or part particularly funny

[@ryanchapman4459]

Finding a Key and Peele skit that you haven’t seen is like being high and remembering you have a DQ Blizzard in the freezer. And both of those things just happened for me, just now.

[@bruceleroy849]

Lmaooo what a night u had!

[@LahTafari]

How fortunate

[@qwest500]

Daaang

[@wahn10]

You lucky son of a... now I need to find a Dairy Queen. Shit.

[@roguelove807]

You are having the best day! I'm jealous lol

[@commiecat6105]

I watched this like 7 years ago on tv and have been trying to find it ever since, finally the day has come!!

[@BlobFish080]

Why? Is it that special?

[@irvingramirez2335]

Tiago C. You clearly never had the experience of watching something on TV and later seeing it again many years later ....ya really get this nostalgic like wonder feel about it

[@deninja1088]

Dang you spent 7 years of your life trying to find this 2 minute video... thats commitment 👏 👌

[@bongwater7908]

wasnt the old skit featuring jordan peele as the cheap guy??

[@spcooper94]

All you had to do was search google instead of youtube

[@DJNICODEMUS]

"I did not pour one out and got shot by wasters..." C O N S E Q U E N C E S

[@joanshir2452]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5THm5-Qi915fac

[@Mr.Infumus]

Reference game strong

[@naivem-topic4261]

Mr.Infumus asf💯🤣

[@mickee]

Wrong use though

[@basedbattledroid3507]

I kinda like that you see why they keep him around because picking up the shell casings makes him a real one

[@denzelcasem173]

“Its not gonna bring him back” well thats true😂

[@Darealkush8]

😂 . kzbin.info/www/bejne/g2PcYmOAbbaUgtk

[@westcoast2capisalivenikomo584]

Some do come back n a differrent form youl say I think I no you n look at the same beer it's drinking lol 😆😅

[@hardyr]

"I have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire." -Hank Hill

[@justasplash380]

😅

[@sullybash1226]

the 4-6% of beer that is alcohol is flammable though

[@hardyr]

@@sullybash1226 Alcoholic beverages won't combust unless they have at least 40-50% alcohol content.

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

I hear ya but beer isn’t potent enough to be flammable. The water in it will just snuff it out. Same with wine for that matter. Heck while we’re on the subject you can allegedly throw a lit cigarette safely into a gas tank because it is the fumes that are flammable, not the liquid. I’d be disinclined to believe them but it was a chemistry professor that alleged it. Still ain’t trying it though.

[@fatlarry161]

@@sullybash1226 alcoholic drinks aren't as flammable as you think unless they're really potent. I poured vodka on a fire once and all it did was put it out, beer would be 100% fine.

[@mojojoji5493]

And that’s when the gang realized alcohol addiction is a horrible monster

[@PSYCKYO]

He should have made the grand gesture! Set down the entire beer intact as a gift offering on the ground but then come back later to get it back! LOL!

[@ChirayuMistry]

Glug glug glug... Glug glug... Glug glug glug

[@kakonis]

It's a good onomatopoeia

[@Rylosalex]

Love that part

[@PoloZ34]

Do u mind quoting the whole video ? I’m blind and can’t hear any of the video:(

[@10delectable]

Thats an classic jester 💩

[@evamakarski8590]

“Not to hide the evidence, but you can recycle thoseee.” 😭😭

[@DJTREMADEIT]

0:12 The way he hugged the brown paper bag kills me! 😂

[@andymcclurg9916]

He was reserved from the start 😂

[@NadorFootage]

When he poured it into a bowl I died😂

[@mikesaetern8263]

RIP dude...i'll pour u some next time when i drink

[@LinKueiDragon]

@@mikesaetern8263 I mean, you should.

[@sowhat...]

@@mikesaetern8263 with a bowl underneath?

[@erickauffmann_official]

KEY: It's not gonna bring them back! AlSO KEY: ALALALAL 🤣🤣

[@MatthewMilton]

Key should I quit youtube my friends keep making fun of me for it

[@mr.mackey6012]

Google global truth project and read 'The Present' for the truth about life/death explained simply. Everyone needs to read it asap b/c it can change the world.

[@zoomforlife]

@@MatthewMilton if that what makes u wanna quite then quite .

[@10delectable]

💀Lmao

[@roddy6006]

“Not to hide the evidence, but you can recycle thoseee.”

[@JesseT63]

"I'm not on board with this but I'll do it" how I feel everyday about studying

[@NatoJacobs]

jamal nodding to confirm he does eat the crust is my favorite part

[@David-w9i7j]

It was probably a homie that could not handle his drink that started that whole thing to make it look like he was drinking 40's, but really was just pouring them out.

[@Gabriel_Moline]

“I mean, it’s not gunna bring ‘em back, it’s not gunna bring ‘em back.”

[@sweatshirtmusik]

😂😂😂

[@joanshir2452]

😁kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5THm5-Qi915fac

[@ReidTheRulesGuy]

* proceeds to make Perry the Platypus noise

[@CONCRETEJUNGLE-be6ic]

In the words of the Great Movie Cooley High "THEY AIN'T HERE SO THEY DON'T GET NONE."

[@totaldan99]

hear hear

[@nicholasroberts9627]

Damn Cooley High was such a good movie.

[@anikaallen3741]

We say that all the time!!!😭🤣🤣🤣

[@marvrob]

Lol classic

[@CONCRETEJUNGLE-be6ic]

@@nicholasroberts9627 You already know.

[@bcassalino]

It's a good day when you find a "new" Key & Peele video.

[@Davidowalls19]

"It's not gonna bring him back!" "That's not the point.." "SO THE POINT IS WASTING IT???"

[@lilliamccurdy6002]

He may not seem like the environmental hero we needed, but he's definitely the one we deserve.

[@Mxrley]

That "Halalalalalah" at the end had me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Darealkush8]

Facts 😂😂 . kzbin.info/www/bejne/g2PcYmOAbbaUgtk

[@burner_ryan]

Imagine if every gangsta was like him

[@GuyfromEarth3000]

Nobody would ever do no killings because that's a waste of life 😂😂

[@NoName-hx5gj]

Waste of beer

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

What? Financially responsible? They wouldn’t be gangstas then, they’d be entrepreneurs.

[@professorquack]

Whenever key was plays this style character I can’t stop laughing

[@EddZone]

He then went on to give TED talks on how to save every drop of beer, even when the homie's not here no more.

[@Wavemaninawe]

He learned too late that he actually valued the homies more than the beer. ... consequences.

[@arrssniper7480]

Lmaooo "I mean, It's not gon' bring em' back, it's not gon' bring em' back!"

[@hyunjinisbaby903]

“Alright, fine...” **turns around** “Glug, glug, glug, glug.”

[@davebuster8011]

2:35 when she tell u to use more tongue

[@nikitheeartist]

I was looking for this comment... Found it 😁

[@rc2300s2r]

@1:34 the little side burp key does is perfect. 😂

[@bassboosted9708]

Key & Peele are real masters of their craft. So hilarious.

[@codemeister1121]

This guy seems like he'd run outside during a rainstorm and try and drink every raindrop he can so he wouldn't waste water

[@jaylenmutts5073]

Lol

[@AD-eg9cw]

Fucking hilarious.

[@keyfranchize]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h6K8ZWeip6aofLs

[@ww11ee22]

I will be back after the comment section is more marinated!!

[@laskieg]

@krabbstone M̴̨̠̲͇̬̜͉͈̝̜̝̘̀̀͐͋͘ ̸̛͚̻̖̖͚͔̹̻͔̣̖̙̯̿̓͒̈̊̀Ȧ̵̼̣̗̤͇̱̹̫̲̣̠͚̩̪̑̿ ̵̧̠͈̺̞̬͙̹̪̖̥̌̑̿͋͑̽̊̑̀̍̀͝͝͝R̸̞̪͉̠̙̹̂ͅ ̶̨̨̨̫̤͇͈͔͍̰̹̃̽͑͋̍̋̀͑̐̇̄̅́̚͝I̴̘̿̑̽̍̂͌͠ ̴̱̟̦͓͉̰̹̫̻̬̝̙̾̄͆͊̚N̷͇̜͍͖̞̺̗͖͇͎͖͕̻͈̋̿͆̓̃̂̌̔̎̐ͅ ̸͍̮͉̪̰͕̫̀A̵̳̜̯̞͕̮̝͖͉͚̲̣̠̓̉̒̃̆̊̃̎͑̑͘̕͝͝͠ ̵͍͍̺͈͚͈̟͇̖̯͕̬̝̃̇͐̉̾ͅT̸̡͖̺̲̺͖̦̹̻̱̤̓̓͊́̌͠ͅͅ ̴̡̲͈̟̊̿̂̈́͌͒̿̃̕̕͘̕͝͠Ẽ̵̲̙̠̜̜̺̝̲̹̫̥͎̣̅̉͌́̅̓͌͒̓̃̕͝ ̷̛̮̞̳̮̫̥͖̮̮͇̰͛̊̌͗́͆͊̂͆͊͒̊͂Ḑ̷͍͆̿̍͋̇͗͂͂̄̈́̈̕

[@swall185]

It’s not gunna bring ‘you back.

[@ChrisRoss2017]

I never thought I would read a comment so aggressively lol

[@netecrivernetecassassins2945]

I think you may have left them for too long... They seem... edgy :/

[@TraumaER]

🍻

[@carlosaponte5843]

0:54 gla gla gla hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@sadaq5973]

The act of pouring liquid (usually an alcoholic beverage) on the ground as a sign of reverence for friends or relatives that have passed away.

[@tamz-b1h]

Libations

[@waynej9238]

@CasualNerd its not

[@noahnoah2747]

@CasualNerd no

[@LinKueiDragon]

@CasualNerd Did you even watch the video?

[@OvSpP]

That guy has gotta be the most loco in the gang for this.

[@Aquardis]

Carlito will always be the most loco. RIP Carlito

[@justsaying9913]

C’mon on Carlitos!!! Stop wasting beer 🍻 “It’s like...so limiting”

[@alan-1768]

Lol

[@dzulfiqrizainun5050]

hhe's going LOCOOOOOOOOOOO

[@StandardAI]

I don't need no stinking beer essay

[@el_chino_latino503]

@@StandardAI Essay???

[@mcdanky9461]

I like wasting beer essay so it can't waste me holmes

[@holdthetruthhostage]

The hommies would respect that I didn't waste a drip in their memory

[@trent1465]

Me: Sees everyone talking about how funny the new skit is Key and Peele laughing: We released this shit 7 years ago XD

[@TraumaER]

con se quences ‼️

[@EpixFusion]

I didn't see it, so it's new to me

[@holdthetruthhostage]

@@TraumaER haha

[@Silburific]

If I haven't seen it, it's new to me.

[@akuntutmose4099]

The rest of us: know this but don't care its still funny

[@RooRoove]

When he protectively held it to his chest at the beginning, I audibly said "aww". 🥺

[@moon0494]

"I go back to the crime scene to recycle shell casings" CONSEQUENCES

[@TheFroHyo]

Key's like that one friend in the group that refuses to pitch in...smh

[@DanielPolanco]

Dude! I forgot my wallet. It was one time.

[@serjiolopes9722]

@@DanielPolanco its more of a symbol then a gesture

[@largestudent198]

RIP Hiraoka. He was the only Japanese teacher who I respected for his equal or more honest existence in the front lines of Japan and America as a first-gen immigrant. He taught judo, but fighting was not the only thing he taught. It is as I said in the eulogy speech during the early years of the Coronavirus endemic before the Coronavirus pandemic. In the modern era of Japan since the end of the age of samurai, smoking was how teachers communicated. I did not smoke cigarettes. I just smoked weed. It is something I suppose Shikamaru and Asuma had in common. After the eulogy speech, I walked to my table and opened the pamphlet for the first time and read that Hiraoka was also a teacher of karate. I did not know until that moment. In fact, I told to him on the first day of lesson on the first year of university that I studied karate until becoming black in Japan, and that it was only after my blackness that I was allowed re-arriving in America. He never once told me about his story. I had to walk out from his second funeral service and walk around the block outdoor to meditate and freeze my imperative mind. I smoked weed later onwards for months and only during the absolute silence of my mind I unraveled my sorrows alone along with the many other sorrows I held. Then people used all and every opportunity they had at attacking me over my allegedly wasting of my life, their lives, their moneys, their space, their opportunities, their hobbies, etc. They even interrogated me on why I used the money I gained from the funeral service to smoke and framed their question in ways that premised my dishonoring of the already dead teacher, Hiraoka, who cannot even listen and reply to whatever I would have said. Those memories anger me, but I respect my only teacher before I do anything in regards to this matter so to not dishonor Hiraoka. Realness recognizes realness. This was why I never spoke directly to my ex-girlfriend in Arizona at the week of her friend's death about my displeasure about her filling of the room with marijuana smoke when I was sobering and hopping between homeless shelters which tested urine samples for drugs frequently. When she asked me to console her, all I could tell to the Mexican cultured girlfriend from a vastly different cultural background was that large ships rarely return port. Soon later she dumped me and homeless shelters did not accept me and I was sleeping underclothed on dirt overnight in the cold October of 2021 alone. Maybe it was because I am very serious about the topic of life that I survived both in body and mentality. I was never broken. I still am not broken. Now I am a sober vegetarian whose perfection angers the seekers of flaws. In this way, I too found the offensive humor in Keegan's drinking of discarded liquor. I enjoyed this skit. Thank you Keegan, Jordan, and the staffs.

[@AshwinRamdin]

These 2 are comedic gold.

[@AveryHarden]

We need key & peele to make us happy during this pandemic

[@dogzer]

the pandemic that increases life expectancy

[@sowhat...]

*plandemic

[@vp2106]

Reminds me of the joke about the guy who orders four shots, one for him and each of his brothers, drinking them all. Does it every day. Then he only orders three and bartender says sorry for your loss. Guy says his brothers are fine, it’s just that he’s quitting drinking.

[@hariknolte]

Key and Peele need to come back and give us a full movie.

[@aragorn767]

Keanu?

[@RibusPQR]

No, Key and Peele.

[@aragorn767]

@@RibusPQR Yeah then. Keanu.

[@Interstellar_Traveler]

@@aragorn767 they should make a sequel with a cameo by Keanu

[@mrtechnicify]

My man thought hes gonna fool them with the "glug glug glug" 😂😂😂

[@keyfranchize]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h6K8ZWeip6aofLs

[@soul9633]

Ok this is a brand new old skit that I haven't watched until now.

[@hammadali594]

He goes back to a drive by to pick up the bullet shell cases so he can recycle them. 😂😂 If more people were as pragmatic as him, the world would be a better place.

[@verslalchimie5824]

I go back for the shell casings, not to hide evidence, but because you can recycle those 😂

[@ObiWanKenobean]

Oh look a key and peele episode I haven’t seen before🤣

[@jrmc530]

Lmao I thought he was about to start peeing when he turned around to “pour some for the homies”🤣🤣

[@carolinaontiveros3582]

My man just said "Im just not a waster" lmfao

[@rudyinsidetheu]

This is one of the best skits in a while

[@loveinspired7]

I swear, sometimes I think these dudes are low-key cranking out new episodes, because I have NEVER seen this one before!😂😂😂

[@rodajon]

"it's more of a symbol than a gesture, can somebody back me up on this?" 😂😂😂

[@gurennsan]

One of the rare moments where Key is the crazy guy 😂

[@runcmc7246]

They are so good at playing not gangsters it’s kinda scary

[@ofir20503]

I disagree. They are acting well. This is meant to be satire afterall.

[@sowhat...]

I don't get it.

[@mastadonking3816]

Jamal: Yeah. He does eat my left over pizza crusts. It's really weird when he just appears in my kitchen from nowhere, though.

[@Darealkush8]

😂😂 . kzbin.info/www/bejne/g2PcYmOAbbaUgtk

[@cincymutt]

I feel like when they do a "gangsta" sketch, Key usually plays the straight man. Interesting to see them switch it up.

[@ArnaudKenfack]

"Glug, glug, glug, glug" - Key, circa 2020 A.D.

[@idgaf9333]

this man said "Glug Glug Glug" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pepeonzima4814]

My mom: share some with Ur younger sister Me: 0:42

[@someperson9999]

When you realize your friend's an alcoholic.

[@sortofbob]

I mean not really, he just doesn't wanna waste perfectly good beer. If he was an alcoholic the beer would already be gone, or he would drink the trash beer.

[@someperson9999]

@@sortofbob it was just a joke man

[@Darealkush8]

Lol . kzbin.info/www/bejne/g2PcYmOAbbaUgtk

[@sakhtlaunda9360]

My man can survive any apocalypse with that attitude. 😂

[@Peacefulsoul950]

“ it’s not gon bring him back “ I mean ... I see no lie tho

[@alexc9624]

We used to always joke how our friends would be pissed if we wasted booze.

[@sinfuldusky2294]

That’s the most financial gangster I’ve ever seen

[@dennismartin4659]

I really cannot think of a funnier comedy duo ever.

[@kingtshilobo1849]

They can literally play any character 😂😂😂

[@d.v.592]

"Trash beer?!!!" When you think you've heard it all 🤣

[@leoobeo7957]

Even rewatching all these skits still crack me up like its the first time

[@tempzoogg1931]

"I mean its not gon bring, back it’s not gon bring em back" gagagagag

[@santiagoland]

Waste your enemies, not your beer