POV: You're a Wizard's Orb.

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Music:
Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod
Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John & Michael Romaniello
Production Assistant:
Sabrina Perez
Cinematography by:
Mitchell Nance
#wizards #comedy #sketchcomedy

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

What other “wizardly activities” does Magius get up to in his free time?

[@misosalmonfromthecheesecak3387]

Touching himse🤤🤤🤤

[@mellowyellow6572]

Frosting tonsils

[@jsmith434w]

scolding clueless apprentices and trying to convince magical students that there's no greater wizard than himself

[@pivitman101]

Admire his world record wallet collection

[@salmoncypher2403]

You know he be sticking his magic wand in the glory portal 🥵

[@niknaxgod]

Im my tower. Straight up "pondering it". and by "it", haha, well. lets just say. My orbis

[@AnorakJay]

HAHAHA

[@psteven5]

justr

[@Shovelchicken]

“So you’re trying to open a glory portal” My wizard has a new goal. My DM will not be pleased.

[@SacredDaturaa]

It's a portal to glory! He can't be mad about that!

[@Dr_KW]

All portals can be glory portals if you're brave enough

[@dutchthenightmonkey3457]

the duality of ignorance and corruption

[@ho0t0w1]

What if it's GNOMES on the other end though

[@zikkuraorgannon6680]

Oh, that moment when there is two spells with the identical names, but one goes to flesh pits, and the other goes to dimension of raging demons. Especially of spells are 80% simular. Bothe stable gates, but only diference is coordinats and size of the gate. *PERFECT*

[@CubitBot]

Orb comedy is my favorite form of comedy

[@elisabethscott20]

Orb comedy saved my marriage

[@Megastar54]

Orb comedy actually cured my cancer

[@leahrice5827]

orb comedy raised my grandma from the dead

[@CubitBot]

@@leahrice5827 orb comedy killed my grandma

[@gritosdemagda2]

You mean forb of comedy?

[@AAMan-nf1yw]

I love the idea that wizards put in so much effort to become extremely powerful while at the same time probably being the least responsible people to wield said magic 🤣

[@adambushman6096]

My level one wizard with dementia who thinks he's a twenty something Merlin

[@StarboyXL9]

The only way you can get your hands on such secrets of power is by being insatiably curious enough to pursue said secrets while also being reckless enough to want them!

[@Nick_J_]

What you have just described is like 80% of all wizards in Fantasy

[@blehh_mae]

its the intelligence and wisdom debate all over again wizards can have tons of arcane knowledge and magical scrolls and books, but that doesnt necessarily mean they can be trusted with it

[@moistenvelopes]

Like pointy hatted cops

[@hunterbletz998]

I love how it flips from shit regular people do to the most horrifying and perplexing acts of eldritch wizardry

[@YouAreStillNotablaze]

Uh. He was trying to make a glory hole. A 'glory portal' if you will. That's not regular people shit. That's regular on-a-national registry people shit.

[@diadromes8000]

@@YouAreStillNotablaze tell me you're not a wizard without telling me you're not a wizard 🙄

[@bubbletractor]

Who doesn't chug a few potions soon as they get home after a long shift

[@mauvrion_fries]

@@YouAreStillNotablaze yeah but he also got uber eats

[@Hawk7886]

tbf once you hit level 14 it kinda gets a bit nuts, he's been a level 20 dbag for ages

[@blakewhite3131]

The silence after the "did you read the instructions"

[@lukasadamson6091]

"Have tried turning it off and on?" "Is the device even connected?" "Well, does the monitor have power?" "Well yes sure. Yes ANY key. No there is not 'any key'. Just press a random one. No you can't do harm to the computer."

[@florpleborp2275]

I imagine there’s a few drivers who read the instructions and realize the person ordering is the dumb one lol. But yeah no, idk why none of them seem to read the instructions

[@Himinoimnoi3298]

Glory portal is wild.

[@Ardeact]

Attempted it like 3 times, he has commitment

[@MrJohnnyDooks]

Suddenly cutting between the most benign shit ever to him hovering in mid-air, screaming an ancient incantation while a vortex of pure hate erupts in front of him? Art.

[@SirBitesALot101]

It's actually a glory portal 😭

[@CubularCreeper]

Um ackshually that’s a vortex of pure lust he’s trying to open a glory portal

[@Baxbax]

That is some impressive set design. Daem.

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

All because our fans support us on Patreon! Thanks everyone!!

[@humanchannel9421]

It has a weird AI vibe but I'm pretty sure it's all real.

[@MinorityRespecter88]

It's not a set. That's real.

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

@@humanchannel9421 Pretty sure Michael is an artist in his spare time. I doubt he'd have some weird AI set lol. Even if the paintings are AI, it doesn't particularly matter in this case because it's a KZbin skit that isn't focused on the artwork itself. As an artist myself, I'm entirely against AI images, but as long as it's not being marketed and sold as an original work, it doesn't really matter.

[@humanchannel9421]

@@nomoretwitterhandles autism diagnosis, thy name is you

[@MPS186282]

Correct use of POV is truly commendable.

[@ryanvaros8827]

This may be the alchemically pure version of POV meme

[@StoneTheVA]

This should be a VR Experience

[@toyotaprius79]

If you're rich

[@chenterr103]

I forgot youtube had those

[@poptardedtj6511]

@@toyotaprius79 i think he ment just a video. a vr video can be viewed with just your phone and a carboard box to hold it

[@papibear011]

No he meant youtube 360

[@jaydena6297]

​@@toyotaprius79you don't have to be rich to buy a VR headset. My family is nowhere near rich and we have one😂

[@SrPelo]

I need to know more about tha little goblin that can't speak

[@ImReboot]

SrPelo!?!?! Nice to see you here man

[@doctorlucasp9113]

You are everywhere.

[@mrcoolawesomemanguy]

pelo when is there gonna be a new google form form ;)))) :(

[@SnicketyC]

I think it's the same actor as the star wars parody they made

[@_mika-mikazuki_]

Hey pepo

[@bobsyouruncle8203]

This guy's Federal Bureau of Wizardy Investigation Agent must be having a hayday monitoring him

[@Cahrssomething]

Federal bureau of ethereal investigation

[@rellikx7519]

That's us

[@Samhwain]

I immediately read the acronym for that as "fub-wi agent" and it will never be FBWI Agent for me now XD

[@epictacosamich]

Fantasy Bureau of Incantation

[@Goblin_deez.]

Can’t believe how well this concept actually worked

[@gunrugger]

I can too.

[@xcloner9875]

I don’t think it would’ve worked as well if it was some other sketch comedy channel. No offense to other sketch comedy KZbinrs I love all of em but for this specific kind of thing wizards with guns has got this humor down

[@Goblin_deez.]

@@xcloner9875 Yeah I also watch AlmostFridayTV who I love, but I don’t think they could pull of half of the Wizards skits

[@redcherry8137]

​@@xcloner9875 ong I love niche humor

[@Bill-sh8um]

Can't believe he passed up an opportunity to hang with Lord Gallatrax. I heard the skelly snakes are a lot of fun to be around.

[@asagoldsmith3328]

Bro who wouldn't want to spend a day with the guy who owns the Tome of FREAKIN Whispers?

[@blunderbass851]

skele-snakes

[@Nick_Fury_1127]

Yeah, come on, the bone boys are chill asf

[@Creekmore]

I bet there’s Shadowmancers AND Shadowslingers going too. A lot of people don’t like to draw the distinction between the two but it’s extremely important to keep CONTEXT in MIND!

[@Jmoth792]

“masculinity…” *sobs uncontrollably*

[@canadiancupcake2443]

Banning jeans for council meetings is actually unbelievable. We're gonna have to boycott the Council and hold off voting for the new FY 24-25 budget until whoever changed the dress code gets off his high-horse. smw (shaking my wand)

[@Quadstronaut]

Upon closer investigation, this cupcake is Canadian, and should be apologizing for the jeans and pointy hats getting banned. I call for an investigation.

[@HooLeePhucingSheet]

Excuse me, but as a pointy hat lover, I'm more upset about something else.

[@jojofan2551]

Wizards with guns so good they got a quater billion dollars from the government to produce this sketch

[@sleepyjoe730]

they could almost make "The Acolyte" with that

[@MrRedpanda2442]

​@@sleepyjoe730 they could honestly do it better

[@finkystinky8088]

Crazy how a wizard was so hungover that he was desperate enough to tear off a rats head and to feast on the rat's body

[@NelemNaru]

I'm pretty sure that was a baby dragon, not a rat

[@ThePennyman503]

I like that he has a kurieg for potions

[@normalman6078]

And it doesn't even ask him for tips!

[@adora_was_taken]

homestuck

[@moistenvelopes]

Kinda want one ngl

[@RainbowDashShadesOfApproval]

Low key, a landline in the shape of a wizard's orb would go pretty hard.

[@monetary_episode494]

Or just a smart speaker with a screen in it. Imagine magis just telling your weather for the day.

[@HooLeePhucingSheet]

It would hit pretty hard.

[@MrBones256]

the setup for this room and all those paintings must've been back-breaking

[@vinstinct]

yeah it's very cool. I was wondering if they built this or just rented out something.

[@Ben-rq5re]

Bro, he’s a wizard - obviously he just pulled this whole building out of the immaterial aether

[@liquidmech1727]

im pretty sure that they just broke into a wizard's tower

[@gunrugger]

Ai/greenscreen?

[@DonnyMcGahan]

It was pretty hard on his skeletor system

[@eveningraineclay]

the fact i thought this was going to be ASMR for some reason💀

[@sierra3830]

same lmao

[@monbub]

it's the thumbnail lmao

[@DisturbedGold]

"i was scared of dentists and the dark" holy fuck you guys are too good

[@GarackTheMad]

I'm glad the Spug found a wizard to hang out with after the whole destroying a planet thing.

[@theithuriel8697]

This is the comment I was looking for, I recognized it, but I just couldn't remember its name

[@anastasijahabarova1533]

@@theithuriel8697Same! Occasionally I come back to rewatch that one, it’s so good! 😂

[@theithuriel8697]

@@anastasijahabarova1533 absolutely, shows how good it is that it can make one laugh multiple Times :D

[@Kennisaurus]

His name is Mike and he's delicious

[@tinaperez7393]

​​@@anastasijahabarova1533 omg me too - their star wars planet destroying spug one is soo good and one of their top videos. And they have a LOT of great videos. I rewatch their content frequently. I have so many favorites.

[@pitou492]

"Last night was a saga bro" 🙌

[@wigeongaming1882]

0:13 listerine and sunny d cleansing

[@fatstupiddinosaur]

Yummy

[@angelotennerelli9473]

4:30 bro is trying to multiclass into a cleric 😂

[@loweffortproductions1985]

2:01 bro tried to multi-class into Bard too

[@anastasijahabarova1533]

I didn’t realize which channel had posted this and for the first 5 seconds of the video thought “Wow, Jacob has upped his production value significantly AND got a new wizard costume!”

[@joefamliyguy1551]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@JoseRS1186]

I know who that is!!!

[@Zexceeda]

Omg xD pretty sure ik who that is lol.

[@day_pilot]

him trying to learn Riptide on his lyre fucking sent me

[@Brownie877]

0:42 how my little sister drinks Kool-Aid:

[@AudraK]

How any child drinks😂 it’s hilarious yet so annoying

[@grzes848909]

People say they fantasize about living in different universe, being a hero and going on adventures and all that. But being like this wizard is exactly how people wish they could live; me included. I hope that one day there would be a game about living as a wizard and doing whatever you feel like doing as main objective

[@emilbennedsen3589]

Theres something so funny about an ancient wizard learning riptide on an ukulele

[@OuterRimPride]

Gallatrax, I remember he’s there with his hierarchical undead army. Hope everyone brings a silver shield this time.

[@NixNack]

I feel pondered

[@trevorolsen6455]

I live for the moments in these videos where someone very briefly breaks character. Like when he says "bear trop, bear trap" and you can hear the stifled laugh.

[@Kapra_crow]

Fabulous hands, Wizard. ...wizard with no gun....

[@Samuel42069]

You don't need gun if you are real wizard. But you can because guns are cool.

[@darkflare121]

I watched this video at midnight, the doorbell sound made my dog go nuts, woke up my whole house and set all the dogs off on my street. 10/10

[@Hawk7886]

yeah doing doorbells in videos is not really cool even for a comedy bit, my dogs went nuts too

[@burnttoast111]

@@Hawk7886 You just need to hire a doorbell crier. When the doorbell is pressed, it raises a flag, and then the crier shouts "Doorbell! Doorbell! Doorbell!". Your dogs won't be confused by those sounds on videos anymore.

[@dot606]

​@Hawk7886 you sound fun at parties

[@oatjuice5921]

​@@Hawk7886cry me a river

[@Hawk7886]

@@burnttoast111 nah the dogs would go nuts with that too

[@chuckwagon3718]

I'm impressed by the commitment to continually make videos that are wizard-themed.

[@buhgioolppppo]

4:10 I laughed so hard when he misspoke xD

[@ToastlsHere]

0:33 What Da Dog Doi-...

[@tonoornottono]

the very first moment i saw the portal i knew it was a glory portal

[@benruniko]

Of course that is what a wizard would do with magic lol

[@ArkonArchive]

POV: You are a child watching your dad work in his workshop and drinking beer. Relatable, if I had a dad.

[@nebricback1430]

I’ve waited 10,000 years for this video

[@harpiessnow]

You just unlocked a new isekai idea. "I Died And Was Reborn In Another World As A Wizard's Crystal Ball."

[@Bananamaniaco]

If said Wizard is the most stereotypical, Merlin-like wizard I would unironically binge that shit

[@natalie_v0.0.1]

I want the spells for his hands, they’re so soft looking and that manicure 💅 immaculate

[@bagelmonstah]

watching this on my work laptop and that Teams ringtone had me panicking lmao

[@kerimoore8810]

SAME

[@maxsemenov7342]

When Wizards with Guns has better cgi than any Hollywood movie you've ever watched 😂

[@Kurls.]

There is no CGI this is real

[@cb5309]

Uhhhh Magius the Great, dude I think you left your orb on… all the gnome chicks from the 9th dimension are totally watching rn😅

[@maximusbudzinski98]

OMG HE CAUSED THE GREAT PHARMACLYSUM THAT THE MAGIC SELLER TOLD US ABOUT

[@wackbyte]

thaumaclysm

[@juless27]

isnt it the great thaumaclysm

[@Svefngengill]

I thought it was "vomiclysm". Thaumaclysm sounds less messy.

[@bonnome2]

Props to the props people, good like always

[@dawsontrobaugh6036]

He really thought he could play the Song of Ripped Tides

[@jonclark1405]

2:45 Galatrax mentioned, let's go!

[@Morokei_The_Mad]

I do miss Magius sometimes! I remember last we met he summoned a demon from the 9 hells and it wreaked havoc on my small village LOL!! Glad to see he’s still doing ok after our little incident at Golden Corral (yikes).

[@newtonbomb]

This is actually pretty compelling, ngl. I feel this format could actually make a pretty decent miniseries, and I think the guys are ready to tell a serious story (bent with their classic humor, of course).

[@swordfire5013]

Magius' orb is just a ring doorbell some alien sold to him as a magic orb

[@tosseddwarf]

This is one of the funniest concepts imaginable! Genius execution. You guys rolled a Nat 20 in real life.

[@Sypher474]

I hoped the channel name meant this was a long running series. I was completely prepared to binge watch a dozen hours of this wizard going about his day from the perspective of his orb. Please do more.

[@NyscanRohid]

-- Yet Another POV Submission -- Is original: Yes. Uses "point of view" correctly: Yes. Makes necessary use of its format: Yes. Grade: 100% (A+++, immediate acceptance, full-ride scholarship, merit award status, a gilded plaque on the campus dedication wall, new head of staff nomination, and a license to a new slur against your entire generation that only you can say)

[@joyfulnoize6958]

Head *on Staff nomination. It's more wizardly.

[@HoloTheDrunk]

2:25 my browser crashed at the exact moment the wizard touched the orb, it hadn't crashed in multiple months before that... Sorcery

[@Gunbudder]

2:13 The boglin makes another appearance! love that guy's work in the star wars one

[@stormblessed178]

Everyone knows the feds listen to you through the orbs

[@tuckervanrensselaer6945]

my only dream was to be an orb

[@Blibers]

POV: you're in a wizards pony jar

[@iDabbl]

humor doesn't get any better than this

[@sinabon3331]

the fact that he's learning riptide on the ukulele is killing me

[@Thetechgeek2100]

5:55 Why'd I have a feeling that they'd ban pointy hats 😂😂 BUT JEANS, THE HORROR 💀

[@diliscollective9743]

can we just appreciate the ABSOLUTE STYLE of that decor?

[@The.silly.ones.]

Casually chugging a few potions is very real

[@themanwithtomanyeyes8282]

The orb - wizard's smartphone

[@ProffessorYellow]

Thank God the wizards are back. Your the only channel I've ever given too lol. Y'all are worth it

[@-jakey-]

"There was a big bear trot...trap" lmao that got me

[@andomrtoob7338]

This wizard nasty af

[@burnttoast111]

"Dear Jesus, if you are real show me a sign" That's some dark necromancy...

[@GrandMasterBruh]

3:49 Is that Trent I hear?

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

Yes!

[@МАЯА]

Dumbledoor said calmly

[@DeckDeckWTF]

This reminds me when Magius came back from the wizard party with the cube of darkness, a new wand, and a battle axe in his foot. Good times

[@TheAlison1456]

This makes me wish for a slice-of-life movie where you follow a wizard's daily life and the conflict is just whatever mundane thing he's dealing with at the time

[@ShaniSwartz-hx3kn]

1:13 sounds like simlish

[@Psytric8956]

Reminded me of the Dog of Wisdom.

[@oren1305]

1:18 " I said that", I've felt that when reading instructions..

[@donvitopatata]

Holy shit youve outdone yourselves with the production on this one. The set is marvelous

[@N_G_M]

Okay but the decor?! it's so goodd

[@REL10000]

I like how this dude portrayed a wizard as a crazy person who gets drunk and eats aliens.

[@nina-db1sc]

A wizard may get immersed in their spells, but they never forget to get their nails done, of course.

[@AustinG-pv7ze]

Finally! A video that’s actually about wizards

[@rustytoyota]

That opening is so relatable. Me getting home and trying to recover from a long day. Smoke some just take a nap and chill the rest of the day

[@RandomWorksOfficial]

Damn I didn’t even see him clean my face, I gotta lay off the dragon’s dust.

[@jamezp1]

Another round with the Wizards? Yes please

[@catolan4017]

I think i see what took so long. Looks amazing!

[@starcluster2593]

the singing was what got me

[@aRealGhost_]

unironically one of the coziest looking places ive ever seen XD

[@hardcoreholman303]

I would love more of this. 😂 Wizzards chilling in their Towers is hilarious. You could even do different kinds of wizards

[@Joqk]

The production value on these new ones has been crazy

[@musiccommands8615]

God I love this. The instant contrast of almost dying to deep sleep is too real

[@EdgyPastaSauceBoi]

The fucking beginning with the arm being reattached was so incredibly well done holy shit!!! Super clever and like the effects on it go crazy, bravo!!!

[@ForkandSp00n]

The potions brewing from a Keurig kills me

[@danielseals4680]

holy shit please more, i love the mind that created this

[@moriakpotato]

Love all the random magical stuff happening in the background 🧙‍♂

[@Cyranek]

feels big budget 😳

[@KayDoty-dk2rp]

this is literally what the internet should be used for god bless the algorithm for bringing this to me