"I'LL CUFF YOU!" - Drunk audit of Cambridge crazy security

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[@heateslier]

don't drink and drive 😁✌

[@clownshoe69]

Just dont drink... Life is 10x better that way 😂😉

[@harvinderrishiraj5901]

@@clownshoe69 Pure unfiltered coconut water is the best hangover.

[@clownshoe69]

@@harvinderrishiraj5901 ill never be a victim of a hangover pal lol. I dont drink

[@harvinderrishiraj5901]

@@clownshoe69 Each to their own, so to speak.

[@clownshoe69]

@@harvinderrishiraj5901 True... But why consume somethign you know is poison and does far greater harm than good?

[@justalitttleun]

The cop was professional and upheld his oath fair play.

[@hashfingers]

Boot licker he’s a cunt like all the rest giving a grown man directives

[@wardyt6646]

Think I just saw that bird from the beginning swallowing 40+ loads on bangbr0s

[@user-uv1zv7cx5k]

Go to bed! You are pissed.

[@michielotsen6317]

Hope this is a one time thing man. Don't be on the job whilst being drunk.

[@Fartman3000]

Its not a job though is it so may as well record random people when you're drunk, shows how ridiculous the whole thing is.

[@thetopcat8946]

@@Fartman3000 It can be a job if he wants it to be. Some people are self employed as journalists you know..if he wanted this to be his job it could be. Who are you to decide what is a job and what isn't? What is your job? Is yours better than other people's?

[@Extrafun]

@@thetopcat8946 if one involves grafting hard to take home money you earned while the other is holding up your phone aggitating people having a night out while pissed then yes his job is better.

[@carlhartwell7978]

@@Extrafun 1) They don't seem to be agitated by the PC's covert filming or the CCTV overt/covert filming. 2) There's a difference between a person agitating others and a person deciding that they are agitated. He's merely filming in a public place, you and the other karen's in the video are deciding that he's agitating. If you or anyone else don't want to be filmed, stay in your house. 3) Some of us have less faith in our governments and their officials to uphold their oaths than you clearly do. Which is why we totally think his job is worthwhile and productive...or perhaps you don't take your civil liberties very seriously, that's on you though. Some of us are are not 'yes men' who are happy to lay down like sheep and give up ever increasing amounts of our freedoms as Englishmen to tyrants, we remember what our grandparents fought for and we would like to uphold what we have (and sadly in some cases, retrieve what we've lost because of yes men like yourself). Those in power ALWAYS seek more power, and NEVER want to give up what power they already have. Yes men like you are essentially what those 'plugged in' were metaphors for in the allegory of The Matrix. You're the same as those who actually 'went along' with Nazi and USSR atrocities...for an easy life, your attitude actually sickens me. So jog on and continue with your _extrafun,_ until it's outlawed, then perhaps when it's too late we can all live in even more of a police state together...you may call that paranoia, but paranoia is an irrational fear, history shows my/our fear is entirely rational.

[@Extrafun]

@@carlhartwell7978 i aint reading all that lad jesus.

[@stwb579]

You were most certainly pissed 🤣 I felt sorry for the cop. He was good listener.

[@isyt1]

At least 5 pints deep 😂

[@aussiewatchman8112]

@@isyt1 5 pints deep over a period of an hour maybe 🙂

[@thevibeinc]

The first and only cop I felt sorry for 😬😂

[@wattystoatir]

Leave your camera at home when you go on the piss

[@jimmydempsey6857]

@@wattystoatir Can't believe he's filming when he's clearly had to much to drink.

[@cliveweatherley4555]

You need a badge that you can fumble out to officers that says “you have been Alcoholically audited”

[@kyivwithgeofftanya5546]

AA certain car rescue company would love the promotion 😂

[@ianrosie4431]

Mate, do this when you're sober. You're letting yourself down.

[@kev6798]

I was thinking the same.

[@Jakarih1999]

exactly this, making himself look like even more of a twat

[@Iceman8723]

Agreed. This is Kolee level auditing... PTTP is on another level and shouldnt short himself with uploads like this..

[@WherEmEweeD]

Shows the entitled mentality of street auditors. They do say the drink brings out the truth

[@pushinglimits3285]

Really embarrassing, cringed hard 😬

[@amigodawn1728]

Heads up. Dont talk to the cops when you are less than Soba, because they don't take you seriously.

[@MercurialRed9]

Heads up…it’s “sober”.😉

[@Jack-iz2qg]

Who cares about being taken seriously

[@whatilearnttoday5295]

When has a cop ever taken anyone seriously. You're all just "scumbags" to them.

[@scottj6287]

You can hear the stages of drunk deterioration kicking in 😂

[@UCOOLJULES]

You should know that a short, fat security person walking past all those kebab shops is gonna be a bit grumpier than usual. Loved the way the woman filming with her camera complained about you doing the same. Probably best not to audit when you're half-cut, as funny as it was. Much love

[@powertotheproletariat]

Man he was so bad, so aggressive. I'm gutted that I didn't catch the whole conversation I had with PC Bucknall. Yeah it wasn't planned obviously just stumbled upon it happening as I was walking home lol. Cheers UCOOLJULES

[@sapankhurst2015]

@@powertotheproletariat it is one of those situations. Even when one is "enjoying" a night out, incidents happen and good on you for filming. One should still feel safe. The constables were great. The security were not trained. I believe PTTP, you should have just filmed and not interacted, even when the girl started. If you had been your "normal self" you would have probably calmed the couple down more clearly. I say this only for your protection whilst not 100%. I do also say good on you as usual.👏👏👍😎

[@angelagalloway5486]

Om goodnes how rude were these people no right at all security disgraceful behaviour bullies rude arrogant 😮

[@jackwatsonepic626]

Take no notice of the security guards they know f*** all

[@ianhill4585]

Fat security guard did think ahead though whilst passing kebab shops, he had his rucksack on as a "goodies carrier", he must have been a boy scout, he was fully prepared.😁

[@Michael-vh3tj]

You were at risk of sobering up there sunshine.

[@JuxtaPositionings]

😂 best straightener, cheeky little audit

[@AKAtAGG]

Now I want EVERY auditor to be just drunk enough to still film but NOT drunk enough to be collared for D&D (section 91). Love it.

[@scotty6346]

Chubby security guard is just pissed off because he's just realised that his beer gut is bigger than his full rucksack 😂

[@user-xt3nf6xc5c]

Not sure auditing whilst drunk is the way forward, simply being found drunk in a public place is actually a criminal offence (Licensing Act 1872 - Section 12)… you’re leaving yourself wide open.

[@schwantzrossi1266]

hear hear looked bad.

[@sheilam4525]

Agree.

[@danielasby9372]

no its not a criminal offence to be drunk in public in the UK, otherwise all the people walking home would be arrested

[@WAC-qh6mk]

Agreed not a good look

[@CraigWelshBoxer]

No it's not an offence 🤣

[@regkray]

Congratulations to PttP for inventing a new genre of auditing. Love the drunk auditing, more please!

[@martinnottsperfectcoins1930]

Straight to the point I totally agree 🤣🤣🤣

[@albundy3808]

AyoooOo drunk auditing bitchesSss IP2 always wins 🗣️

[@londonderrry]

I appreciate much of what you do, but please don't do drunk audits as it only made you look sad and quite small...

[@superfoxes7204]

he is sad hes a total tool

[@alootern3721]

It's unbearable

[@adamran7533]

What as opposed to the others, it’s how all auditors look to 99% of the working population.

[@superfoxes7204]

All auditors are scum bags pal

[@photoplanet]

Bringing Frauditors into disrepute...?

[@MC-emmcee]

Auditing whilst drunk means that a punch in the nose won't hurt as much.😄

[@theworldsbonkers]

What a horrible woman at the start of the video.

[@realfreedomofspeechoriginal]

Come on PTP - what the f--k are you doing? You got away with a drunken audit this time, but never again please. Being intoxicated alters ones state of mind, detrimentally in most circumstances. Never again, please.

[@JeffJeffers0n]

I agree, surprised at all the praise in the comments, completely unprofessional. If you take 'auditing' or 'reporting' seriously you shouldn't do it when blitzed, its impossible to take anyone seriously when they are this drunk.

[@MJborlase]

I have been following you from the start and I love your vids. I watch them as soon as they drop, however! That was an uncomfortable watch. Not because you were drunk but because you didn't come across well at all.

[@trytalkingtoabrickwall9917]

Did you ask yourself WHY it was "an uncomfortable watch"? It's because you can't stand the thought of yourself being in his situation and being judged like he is. That's yours/everyone elses problem, not his. It's only cringy to those who are insecure with themselves. I personally thought it was fine.

[@trytalkingtoabrickwall9917]

^Probably going to get hate for that take, but the hate will only highlight those who are insecure.

[@MJborlase]

@@trytalkingtoabrickwall9917 no that isn't why. It's because the tone of voice was getting more and more high pitched and the accent changed into something that hurt my ears. We see these exchanges all the time, this wasn't one of the most flattering. That's all. Most subsequent videos and many of those since have been enjoyable.

[@vincentsubmarinismo774]

Nice copper listening patiently to your pissed ramblings.

[@omokoroa1]

Looks like that security guy has a back-pack to carry his sandwiches.

[@davidtaylor8177]

No it's just a snack

[@coomavoon1928]

An understanding cop. He obviously has been brought up well. Nice bloke he’d make a good friend and neighbour.

[@stevesamsara770]

You let yourself down on that one. I'm not watching a pissed guy slur his words, repeat himself and forget what he's saying. You are letting audits in general down and I for one won't be supporting you. Unsubscribed!

[@mikethedigitaldoctorjarvis]

See the Karen at the beginning ! 🤣

[@Drew-sq2ds]

OMG entitlement stop filming continues to get her phone out.

[@richardjones8699]

Not your finest hour - in fact it was embarrassing.

[@jerrycriss3648]

Hope you bring up charges against the hysterical "Karen" that grabbed your camera! She needs a Snickers Bar.

[@johnmelling9950]

PC Bucknall was a credit to the force. Despite you bring half baked and slurring words a bit, he was willing to take in what you said and acted in a very professional manner.

[@schwantzrossi1266]

Usually a fan...but that was stupid doing that when drunk. Looked awful.

[@paulomorais5989]

First time I saw a drunk auditing...🤣🤣🤪🤪

[@ShellL]

Hoping it’s the last.

[@rampantdonkey1780]

Marti Blags done it b4🍻

[@jaywolf7917]

Painful to watch 🥴

[@bonse1]

This reminds me of why i hate drunk people.

[@blakerivers_]

That PC Bucknell seems like an absolute gent. Not only that, great beard and the best voice I’ve heard

[@philliphaylor1590]

Embarrassing !!

[@atheistdingo6273]

Even though you are clearly drunk you still sound more coherent and appear to have a larger IQ then 99.9% of all auditors on KZbin.

[@schwantzrossi1266]

and a 100% of the cops!

[@tazzy3469]

Well that wouldn't take much!

[@NickSmith-pf1js]

than*

[@jasoniyasara1149]

The police officer with the glasses was very professional and patient. Should be a commissioner in a few years!

[@123kingcarp]

The woman saying I’m safe I’m with the police made me laugh

[@goodyeoman4534]

Do you think she would have been safer with the unemployed drunk PhD student?

[@mattball8995]

She's thick as s....

[@aussiewatchman8112]

Same - you are 1000 X more likely to be killed by police than a terrorist - FACT

[@goodyeoman4534]

@HMRC You really wouldn't.

[@Fartman3000]

She wouldn't have been ridiculed by racist morons on social media had the drunk unemployed man not intruded on her privacy. She owned him. That's why he edited the video when she grabbed his camera.

[@eamoncadden7721]

That lady was so correct? Who are you? Where is your credentials? Brilliant stuff!

[@markosmith8037]

5:38 - I once phoned Purple Flag when my car broke down and they never turned up.

[@Littlewing6was9]

They never sold my house either

[@romich4536]

Lol! "It's about accountability". Who is this frauditor trying to kid. It's about making easy money and nothing else.

[@Fartman3000]

They make peanuts at 30k subs, it's mainly about feeding their egos and bullying.

[@BaxterShaw]

@@Fartman3000 keep your fart fetish to yourself

[@JuxtaPositionings]

It’s about accontability, no I mean you’re an accountant, I mean stop trying to accentuate that you’re a an accunt

[@romich4536]

​@@JuxtaPositionings🤔?

[@JuxtaPositionings]

@@romich4536 a drunk joke made whilst slightly drunk that in the cold light of day missed the target 🎯❌

[@robba1234]

Well done, especially with the beast security guard and the woman who clearly didn't want to be on video in case her husband saw her😁

[@johnhiggins2983]

Which husband?

[@oneball783]

Husband? What man would want that? The rucksack security guard, looked like he was on a day trip with his primary school

[@robba1234]

@@oneball783 Keep not want, to be fair I was only joking but those who protest too much😁🤣

[@spectrumisgreen7252]

@@oneball783 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@RM-qv9rb]

She has given you the truth well and proper. Good on her.

[@davidsmith5523]

Matter of opinion. Its her version of the truth. Not THE truth. There are often differences. Bet Sarah Everard would have loved this young man to have come to her rescue.

[@RM-qv9rb]

@@davidsmith5523 He would have been more interested in making a video to get some cheap views online rather than rescuing her.

[@davidsmith5523]

@@RM-qv9rb are you against entrepreneurs?

[@davidsmith5523]

@@RedCraig self employed content creators from their own efforts yes. Like buskers.

[@davidsmith5523]

@@RedCraig again how do you know he hasn't? He seems pretty admin savvy. Assumptions.

[@stevedawg9588]

Man, you let yourself down...don't audit when you are drunk. I love your vids because you are intelligent, you know the laws and you are articulate. This came across bad coz of the booze.

[@trytalkingtoabrickwall9917]

Should the world collapse, people that carry your mentality won't last five minutes. Too concerned with how other people percieve your actions. Too sensitive.

[@stevedawg9588]

@@trytalkingtoabrickwall9917 WTF are you talking about...Who the fuck do you think you are telling me not to have an opinion you moron. Thank god that you woke snowflakes are in the minority.

[@markbray2988]

I'm not drinking anymore!... I'm not drinking any less either🤣 love your work PT🍻

[@paulhartnell3774]

I wonder if the PC. ever thought “for gods sake stop talking “!!

[@BCzepa]

this is hilarious, the fact that you actually uploaded it despite it being a bit embarrassing is awesome. earned my subscription. love your vids, been binging them. cheers.

[@grahamwhittle6817]

The 2 police what said he can record ⏺️ well done this is the police we want .

[@daytona1212]

Congrats, you made it to 'The Battousai' channel in the US, and they seem to like your work overthere. Please don't do drunk audits anymore. 😁

[@johnscott4693]

One of my little 2022 favourites 1) “why are you recording”!! Says the woman recording. 2) “Im an SIA licensed security guard”!! Is your licence on display? “Err,,,”. ( walks off, no badge on display Both utter “Karen classics”. Well done.

[@davelordy]

His licence was on display on his left arm.

[@johnscott4693]

@@davelordy Nope. Checkout 15 secs in. No licence on display (on his left arm). Because he’d been caught out he later put it on …

[@Mr-Dizi-Duc]

Don’t drink and audit 😂 love your vids. 👍🏻

[@paulbelsey7111]

Your better audits are done before you have had a drink

[@danplimmer3798]

Please explain to your viewers why you fail to say, "You're standing too close to me.", when people invade your personal space.

[@philipbossons1156]

Don't record when drunk

[@goodyeoman4534]

She seemed a sassy lady. Too much for PTTP to handle.

[@14percentviking]

Dude, you’re drunk. Put the camera away and go have a kebab

[@micgarn3331]

Cop at end was a just and fair man

[@ajfraw]

The woman at the start was on form and copper at the end was very patient

[@jopoke4065]

I love watching these but you let yourself down by being rude to him Ana mentioning his size. He was out of order himself but you will get more respect from the subscribers if you act professional

[@londongrower4578]

I misread the title and thought it was a drunk copper or something but then I heard pttp’s voice 😂😂

[@johngreen6191]

That marshalling job is tough. Please show respect.

[@just-gaming213]

Maybe they shouldn't be threatening to assault people then.

[@roycleverly2108]

Drunk, but still sounds smarter than me.

[@paulhartnell3774]

HAS ANYBODY EVER ACCUSED YOU OF HAVING A SPRING………….RATHER THEN A JAWBONE….TALK,TALK,TALK TALK

[@drillerkiller]

That security guard is so large he has his own gravity field. No escaping him unless you're in a rocket

[@davymac3882]

And his own rucksack full of pies, for emergency use only of course!

[@tacticalnuclearpotato]

Security guard plays call of foodie

[@nicholasdocherty2931]

This was embarrassing for you mate 😩

[@markosmith8037]

1:00 - "look at you" 😭

[@kevm4035]

Auditor) Frauditor is drunk, Swearing in public shouting Mother####**! (Public Order)

[@philliphaylor1590]

That Security guard is obviously in the wrong job by the size of him 😂

[@hazelife7366]

1. Don't do this when you're drunk 2. Definitely don't film it and upload it when you have almost 40k subscribers (if you are drunk) Not going to lie, it's a little bit cringe when you start a conversation with the police with "I'm adept at what I do"

[@-D0uble0-]

Oof agreed! this was so cringey. I love what auditors do, but this was the first one I couldn't watch all the way through. How that copper could stand and listen to his slurred righteous rant, god only knows.

[@epicduckz98]

The difference between the metropolitan police and other forces is remarkable. Well done to that policeman , very professional

[@pigswillbepigs]

The salad dodger needs to sort himself out, what a 🤡. As for handbag boy, he walks as if he’s got a butt plug in a special place. Whoever hit him 👍 as for the trout attacking you were was the police then ? Didn’t see a thing. As per the selective blindness.

[@davematthews414]

You did good, considering how drunk you were ;) I wouldn't say it's your best work though... The PC handled things quite well... I really thought we might even hear those famous three words at the end when you were wrapping up with the PC - IIIIII luvvvvyyouuu!?!?! Stay safe, audit sober :D

[@byronvath4879]

Anybody can be a security guard. Scary.

[@mikeb3811]

exactly

[@goodyeoman4534]

Anyone can be an 'auditor' (almost as scary).

[@mikeb3811]

@@goodyeoman4534 nowhere near as scary, why would you be scared of a person with a camera 😂 Do you have a problem of seeing yourself on the big TV in the Sainsburys local? Id be more scared of goverments and corporations with cameras than law abiding members of the public

[@goodyeoman4534]

@@mikeb3811 I'm not scared of an unemployed PhD student with a camera, personally. The woman certainly didn't seem to appreciate his presence. Learn proper grammar, chap - makes you look less thick.

[@mikeb3811]

@@goodyeoman4534 Dont say its scary and then one comment later say you are not scared. Im not too bothered about looking thick or not, but id love to know your IQ. from experience, when people resort to insults and picking up on grammar in a little youtube argument it usually means theyve lost 🫣

[@gvajax2547]

It's great to hear a poncy know-everything pissed up student trying to reason with one of the new rulers.

[@goodyeoman4534]

What would we do without them eh, mate? They are clearly trained solicitors, experts in police protocols, highly trained in scene safety management and are all trained pilots!

[@michaelrowlands1448]

Has the auditor been drinking? Has speech is slurred and he is repeating himself

[@clownshoe69]

10:35 fruitcake in the dress 😂

[@mjg1866]

tipsy Auditing lol ,one of my favourites so far keep up the good work

[@dps8435]

No problem with it ,but also to make a few pennies,not entirely altruistic is it, expensive when you get pissed nowadays.

[@matoranman]

this drunk wrongun pointing a camera at a clearly distressed woman and thinking she'll be grateful to him hahahah

[@tonyvenn5238]

How to destroy your audit profile in one easy lesson. Do an audit whilst your pissed.

[@stevesamsara770]

Respect has gone. How his nose is still in the centre of his face is a miracle. Maybe it isnt.

[@PaiMei667]

18:44 So the security threw away his cigarette butt in front of the police, which is considered littering.

[@QuizPubUK]

Agreed, where's an environmental enforcement officer when you need one?

[@stepbackandthink]

Civilians can't cuff people. WTF is he talking about?

[@mickmcloughlin5816]

18-51 security dumps cigarette butt on floor cop does nothing

[@stuartb4525]

Reggie Photo got the phone out one night when he was pissed up, his wife got stopped, can't remember the reason for the stop. That was funny as well.

[@mavisspearhead1742]

oh dear.... oh very, very dear.... lol no, defo a NO, NO AUDITING when your half pished, its not a good look chap, lol

[@Danny_Roman.]

Why not just walk away. Instead of instigating a conflict and confrontation man...

[@ibrahimabdi5602]

I do watch your videos but this one you came across aggressive, less patient.

[@Michael-vh3tj]

I wonder if the first high vis guy knows how much his head resembles a pineapple 🍍

[@disasterwarehouse8363]

PTTP - Drunk and still manages to stay more orderly than me sober.

[@markosmith8037]

6:15 - the police car seems to have no side / rear lights on. The headlights (and dashboard) illuminate but no rear lights.

[@aloh5613]

Excellent police work 👏👏 ... Education is often better than a punishment 😉

[@darylstephens]

Who the frig does mister pineapple head think he is?

[@martinj999]

I watch a lot of your videos. I can’t really see the point of this one, and it sounds like you’ve had a drink

[@Slurped836]

The lad in his pretty dress sums up this generation. Do yourself a favour though dude, remove this video it won’t do your channel any good.

[@markosmith8037]

0:44 - spot the invisible woman ?

[@csllover]

This is hilarious, drunk auditing! lool at the slurry speech PttP

[@powertotheproletariat]

And even then I still stand firm in our rights, I remember waking up like 'oh god how bad is this video gonna be' but thought I'll upload it anyways 😂

[@redmartx5]

Nice cigarette littering offence from the tall thin Marshall 🤣

[@ryanfleming6833]

Stick to sober, and read some Nietzsche 🤣🤣

[@Storm1312]

10/10, best audit on KZbin, ignore all these nerds in the comments telling you not to do it drunk.

[@meandmine8685]

Definitely 🎉

[@markosmith8037]

@@meandmine8685 👍people need to chill out. It's like no one here has EVER been drunk !

[@Paul-nr6ws]

No mate, stay sober for audits

[@thedroneguy123]

Probably not a good idea doing this while you’re pissed 🤣🤣🤣