He should skip the review and straight up upload a tutorial on how to clean up one's own house after all the wisdom he'll gather from this educational masterpiece; 'twould be most useful, indeed
@derekofbaltimore2 жыл бұрын
It might be a while since this game probably has dozens of endings
@marlondemello85822 жыл бұрын
@@derekofbaltimore the bad ending must be comprised of the character realizing that he's in Hell, everything's covered in dirt again, and he's doomed to incessantly repeat this cyclical powerwashing extravaganza for all eternity
@derekofbaltimore2 жыл бұрын
@@marlondemello8582 unless he REALLY enjoys washing in which case its the good ending (or at least postgame content) with satan frustrated that he is loving his "punishment"
@marlondemello85822 жыл бұрын
@@derekofbaltimore that's actually a great idea for an expansion! 9 Circles of PowerWashing - Abandon All Dirt Edition (featuring Satan as an unlockable character)
@marlondemello85822 жыл бұрын
Cleaning is too mundane; I'd rather play a "sleeping properly simulator", since that's the kind of activity I've been unable to experience in real life
@shtembyduelsson2 жыл бұрын
Coming soon on your Tesla Brain Chip. 😂
@devastatheseeker99672 жыл бұрын
I actually have been playing power wash simulator and it is legitimately just a chill game unironically
@rohimmir2 жыл бұрын
Now we have game simulating what we do not want to do in our own lives. Cleaning.
@Jason-gu2kj2 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to the DLC Lawnmower expansion
@DirkDP652 жыл бұрын
@@Jason-gu2kj I think there's already a lawnmower simulator out there...
@DaddyDaughterGaming52 жыл бұрын
@@Jason-gu2kj they have a lawn mower simulator already lol what our world is coming tkk
@captainblacktail81372 жыл бұрын
There was Viscera Cleanup Detail before this
@YiotisTheGnome2 жыл бұрын
We also have games simulating what we are actually doing for a living. So after every long boring day of work, when we get off we can rush home and do the same work at home. For fun I guess.
@ytuser01102 жыл бұрын
Finally, good RPG with good shooting!
@uumlau2 жыл бұрын
That fire station looks like a real FIRE station. That is to say, clearly it was previously on fire, which is why it required pressure washing.
@tomemaster17442 жыл бұрын
I cannot tell if Mortym is being Sarcastic or Genuinely serious.
@user-kz3zr9js9w2 жыл бұрын
Or paid..
@Mc762042 жыл бұрын
Both.
@mwday19782 жыл бұрын
Mort, this is high comedy. I thought I loved your channel but now I realize I need your channel.
@Randomeris12 жыл бұрын
I guess everyone is obsessed with this one, huh?
@tacbravo63742 жыл бұрын
If you like this one, then you might also like House Flipper. I can also recommend Farming Simulator 19 with the GPS mod tp help with straight lines and optionally the Courseplay mod for simulating more of a corporate approach and assigning workers to fields. I got 800 hours into FS19 and still did not get all the achievements, but was not going for achievements at the time. This opens up even more, such as American Truck Simulator or Train Sim World 2. I suppose these qualify as RPGs since all of them involve playing a role. but House Flipper is the closest as far as running a small business. Rising Star is similar. There, the business involves producing gigs and concerts which require the next fancy instrument, amp, strings, sticks, effects processors, etc.
@ElasticGiraffe2 жыл бұрын
The game that revolutionized the dirt removal simulation genre.
@easterthefoolish2 жыл бұрын
Lol. This is where everyone's brain goes when playing a work simulator. This review was too deep and impactful for words. Keep it up. 🤣👍
@marlondemello85822 жыл бұрын
Too much real life work already, I believe a "time off", "coffee break", "increased wage" or "no overtime this week" simulator would be more appropriate
@easterthefoolish2 жыл бұрын
I played a farming simulator once that put me in a strangely numb trance-like state before the thought, "Wait a minute, I actually have a real lawn that I should really put this kind of time into." hit me so hard that I never picked it back up again.
@PFworth2 жыл бұрын
this changed my life. 100% review when??
@Darkasasin802 жыл бұрын
Looks very zen. 10/10 will definitely try.
@doctorlolchicken74782 жыл бұрын
A game where your job is to follow a FPS protagonist around and actually clean things up, rebuild destroyed walls, patch up bullet holes could be quite fun. The plot twist would be that your boss is the supervillain, leading the protagonist from place to place and making money off the cleanup job.
@dohertyaaron2 жыл бұрын
It's already out and it's awesome. Look into Viscera Cleanup Detail.
@Hagashager2 жыл бұрын
@@dohertyaaron yeah, VCD is so cathartic. Whole shtick is you're playing the clean-up guy after the horrible space horror ship returns from their plot. Ever wanted to clean the Von Braun from SS2? Now you can!
@itsallenwow2 жыл бұрын
It’s like a game that I wish I was playing while at my job. That is a simulator of someone else at their job! Brilliant!
@dohertyaaron2 жыл бұрын
I know it's easy to clown most any game title that ends in Simulator, but PowerWash is the real deal. It's quite simply stress-therapy in game form where you can feel tension melting away every time you fire it up. On top of that it's a fantastic package from a design perspective. Wonderful presentation that pops with a ton of content included. Damn fine game worthy of the accolades.
@marlondemello85822 жыл бұрын
Let's hope EA/Activision don't get wind of this gift from the gods of powerwashingness, otherwise they may seize this, the masterpiecest of all masterpieceful simulators, and release it at full price with lootboxes and clean water as paid dlc...
@marlondemello85822 жыл бұрын
"You need premium access to clean this wall - access the store NOW and purchase common dirt boost packs for a 3% chance to unlock this content. For higher tier - magic, rare and legendary - filth layers: see our +0,3% drop chance boost bundles (available separately)"
@dohertyaaron2 жыл бұрын
@@marlondemello8582 Ha! That's what I love about novel indies like this. They have the low overhead to explore creative ideas that cater to a niche audience without having to deploy gross of monetary schemes to bolster extravagant AAA(A) budgets.
@minaly222 жыл бұрын
For more powewashing, we recommend youtube videos relating to "Car Detailing", "Carpet Cleaning", and various other videos. 😂😂😂
@fragilemetal19822 жыл бұрын
I downloaded it on Gamepass yesterday for a quick try. Sunk three hours into it straight away.
@dracul742 жыл бұрын
I got into these types of games last year. The house flipper one and truck driving one were a lot of fun. I picked up some others on sale to try soon. They are relaxing in a strange way...
@cabefinn2 жыл бұрын
There are garden gnomes. You get to wash them. What more could you possible want in an RPG. 10/10 - Random Internet Dude
@tazdevil1442 жыл бұрын
I love that you played this to get the footage to make this video.
@Blasted2Oblivion2 жыл бұрын
It's a shame this isn't April. It would have been perfect for that.
@BOOmabad12 жыл бұрын
This was great. Do more in this style
@happyninja422 жыл бұрын
*checks his calendar* Wait....did I fall into a coma or something? When did April 1st roll around and I totally missed like most of a year?
@rijadsabic2 жыл бұрын
Honestly seems like a game that pushes you to complete it, to get everything and probably tickles that little bit of ocd cleaning itch we all have.
@Arkham_UK2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the sale of cleaning products and powerwashers in real life have seen a surge in sales
@LeateqOfficial2 жыл бұрын
Love everyday uploads ! But please don’t get burned out with work
@B3n3f1t2 жыл бұрын
7/7 „not enough soap“ -IGN
@mistahslugg2 жыл бұрын
found your channel recently and love all your reviews, especially when you make sure you 100% them first. figured I'd post on this more recent videos so you might see it, but would you ever go back and make build guides for rts, cr/rpgs that you like? you may already have and I just missed it I guess
@MortismalGaming2 жыл бұрын
I have here and there, DOS2, Wasteland 3, Pathfinder WotR, even made some for Elden Ring
@mistahslugg2 жыл бұрын
@@MortismalGaming oh word I'll have to go find those. I just barely started playing crpgs, i.e dos2 & pillars of eternity 2 so I'm looking for all the help and tips i can lol. thanks for the reply, and keep up the great content!
@STCSk8ers2 жыл бұрын
I used to have to pressure wash stuf at work and it was pretty satisfying
@michaelcestero31682 жыл бұрын
I love how serious you took this lol bravo good sir, bravo
@roeci62 жыл бұрын
I hope thet do a fantastical version . Cleaning magical places , giant castles in the sky . All while being a water mage with the ability to use a fly spell .
@theblobconsumes48592 жыл бұрын
They already have some of that, there's a level where you can clean the Mars rover..While on Mars.
@dohertyaaron2 жыл бұрын
Look into Viscera Cleanup Detail. Much like PWS, it's ace as hell.
@GOAToatoat2 жыл бұрын
GOAT! GOAT! GOAT! But being real for a moment, what inspired this one?
@MortismalGaming2 жыл бұрын
It has a bit of a silly vibe too it (cleaning weird fantastical stuff) and I wanted to run with that aspect of it and way oversell it since I normally play and review these serious rpgs.
@lolizador2 жыл бұрын
I'm in tears here, really thank you!
@AlabasterJazz2 жыл бұрын
This game is unironically on my wishlist, and I'll probably play it more than other assumedly more "engaging" games
@jomiran10002 жыл бұрын
This is unironically a fantastic game.
@richardkenan2891 Жыл бұрын
That's what makes it even funnier - you can take the review as a complete joke, but at the same time if you give the game a chance, it actually is pretty fun. And knowing that no matter how poorly you run your business you cannot possibly be out more than $25 or the approximate equivalent (sometimes *VERY* approximate) in your local currency lets you enjoy the fun of running your power washing business without the stress of risking bankruptcy and impoverishment.
@AZR-ms7id2 жыл бұрын
Literally playing it while watching your videos. Surprisingly zen
@ozamatazbuckshank69512 жыл бұрын
This game makes Morrowind look like Legally Blonde. A true masterpiece RPG.
@logananderon96932 жыл бұрын
I like Hardspace: Shipbreaker for "Work-Sim" genre games. I don't get ones I could literally do in real life. Like Powerwash or Euro truck.
@ScytheFly2 жыл бұрын
It also has some creepy lore behind the cleaning gameplay
@Slanbag2 жыл бұрын
My only criticism of games like God of War, Pathfinder WOTR, Spiderman, Halo, and so on are there are not enough power washers. This game solves that problem
@nyarparablepsis8722 жыл бұрын
I have to admit that, at first, I was sceptical of this kind of game. But now my entire perspective has shifted, and I have decided to spend my entire free time running the small cleaning business in the game. Thank you, Mortym!! Particularly the choice of various cleansing agents really contributes to the realism of the game! Getting better gear has never been this satisfying. Highly recommended!
@trogdortheburninator42532 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie getting high and some mellow tunes I can play this all day
@starlordstark57292 жыл бұрын
Is pretty much just like death stranding. In that game your a delivery guy. And in real life I'm a delivery guy. Maybe we just all crave work.
@ramnexus2 жыл бұрын
Thanks! Best use of the term "sheer dramatic weight" in a game review ever. Made me laugh a lot. Also: I heard that, in the end, the Steam release was very 'high pressure'
@MrMoviePhoneEx2 жыл бұрын
This game gives me heavy, heavy, black mirror vibes :)
@djpunkIIDX2 жыл бұрын
my boy quoting taxi driver now. props
@Arcling2 жыл бұрын
But it's not April. "Do you guys not have power washers?"
@olpika2 жыл бұрын
I seriously can't understand how can anyone have more than 5 minutes of fun playing this. I must be too old.
@nsp4772 жыл бұрын
This looks like PTSD from the ending of Mass Effect 3. Don't worry my friend, time will heal your wounds. Time, and PowerWash Simulator.
@nestube442 жыл бұрын
Guide coming when? Your best review yet!
@onatgz2 жыл бұрын
"is this an out of season april's fools joke?"
@MortismalGaming2 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes it is.
@ethanconley13822 жыл бұрын
😂😂I was wondering when the joke would end, it just didn’t😂😂
@Perisemiotics2 жыл бұрын
but... all that filth magically disappears when you wipe the hose over it? not even a droplet to the ground? totally broke the immersion for me.
@douglaswilliams68342 жыл бұрын
How have I not heard of this game before now? Here, take my money!
@Zirbip2 жыл бұрын
.... is it April 1st already?
@musguera2 жыл бұрын
I feel a touch of SsethTzeentach here... and I like it.
@xBarlen2 жыл бұрын
It's like Skyrim with a power washer
@vvolfbelorven70842 жыл бұрын
Hey Morti, great channel man! What do you use to record your gameplay?
@MortismalGaming2 жыл бұрын
Shadowplay usually, sometimes OBS
@jiminatorx2 жыл бұрын
The game is great fun :-) nothing like real life, where I’ve done driveways through 2 inch strips at a time. very slow and time-consuming. Things like the rotating heads they did not have back then…
@jjbudinski84862 жыл бұрын
Amazing review, going to Steam now! Do Lawn Mowing Simulator next!
@meyeame89564 ай бұрын
Best in VR. This game is perfect for it.
@-aleeke-25262 жыл бұрын
Seams many rewievers lost their mind this summer.
@HyenaXS2 жыл бұрын
Hi Mortym, is everything OK at home?
@MortismalGaming2 жыл бұрын
Everything is spotless here, don't worry about it
@poisonarc2 жыл бұрын
Joking aside this might be cool in VR
@bigwig86572 жыл бұрын
So I see we are doing the main stream rpgs now, I assume Pokemon is the only natural progression from this hit game.
@fernandonovosad45332 жыл бұрын
Definitely the best game you covered so far .
@sissie52032 жыл бұрын
Never understood games that require any kind of cleaning as a main feature. I have a hard time motivating myself to clean the house 😀
@AllanEnraged2 жыл бұрын
oh man, is it April already?
@Hel1mutt2 жыл бұрын
I am both amazed and intrigued
@kalemuteki2 жыл бұрын
But have you 100%d it yet?!
@Dayard2 жыл бұрын
Bruh it's not april the 1st...
@kamilkachnic73602 жыл бұрын
I hope in real life washing be that easy
@Shad0wchasers12 жыл бұрын
I'll be honest, it's gonna be hard to top this for my Game of the Year.
@buglione44112 жыл бұрын
Ok i didnt see this coming
@kingtaco2582 жыл бұрын
Probably sponsored.🤷
@sprity80482 жыл бұрын
@@kingtaco258 its not, he was being facetious and sarcastic, even though the game is quite good for what it is
@MortismalGaming2 жыл бұрын
It's not sponsored to be clear, was just having a laugh. Sponsored videos are required to be labeled as such and I have to say they are sponsored in the video or I could get in legal trouble and potentially lose my channel.
@kingtaco2582 жыл бұрын
Gotcha.
@kara242 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣. title had me curious.
@Banefane2 жыл бұрын
Truly "The Greatest RPG Of All Time"....
@chrismiller34842 жыл бұрын
Noticed you bought this on Steam.... Greatest RPG of all time... Seriously? hehe. Great Channel Brother!
@fantazjo2 жыл бұрын
i'm allergic to chemistry (both cosmetic and industrial)
@Xgamerdad2 жыл бұрын
I spent a lot of time in Car Mechanic Simulator
@alphapolimeris2 жыл бұрын
What's the evil path like ?
@reptiliancow2 жыл бұрын
Is it april again already?
@reedk24022 жыл бұрын
100% made gamepass worth it. Before this what was there after all mediocrity? This will top the charts even beyond starfeild All kidding aside I do kind of like these little bullshit games that show up on GamePass. Like I don’t play them but my kids love them and my wife really like the house flipper game
@theblobconsumes48592 жыл бұрын
It's a good game, honestly.
@vikinggold672 жыл бұрын
Ironically, I just came in from power washing my siding to find this video. After doing the real thing all morning this game is a hard pass!
@Personalinfo4042 жыл бұрын
Work, dressed up as play.
@Saturn28882 жыл бұрын
So why wasn't this released April 1st?
@MortismalGaming2 жыл бұрын
because it's July
@maxscherzer95212 жыл бұрын
Is it April 1st again already?
@karlklein22632 жыл бұрын
I'm here for mortims shit post tone.
@IgorTavern2 жыл бұрын
Its on gamepass, i'll give it a chance. Looks fun
@theshadowcult2 жыл бұрын
Shill up un ironically says its amazing.
@MortismalGaming2 жыл бұрын
It's very relaxing
@lamagurl73412 жыл бұрын
Is it able to play on a tebalet?
@bluerationality2 жыл бұрын
No water flowing on the ground? Pass!
@denizinyeri2 жыл бұрын
I love the puns.
@CamoflagedTumbleweed2 жыл бұрын
Checks date for April 1st... 😂🥦🦖
@erichansen28602 жыл бұрын
Kids, this is what happens to your brain when you insist on getting 100% video game achievements for yourself.
@vintagemonte2 жыл бұрын
GOTY 2022
@SNESmapper2 жыл бұрын
2022 GOTY
@meowmeowmcpurrington24802 жыл бұрын
How is powerwash simulator? I never played any simulators before but ones like those either seem boring or underwhelming? Is it any good?
@MortismalGaming2 жыл бұрын
It's pretty relaxing
@meowmeowmcpurrington24802 жыл бұрын
@@MortismalGaming nice like minecraft relaxing?
@MortismalGaming2 жыл бұрын
@@meowmeowmcpurrington2480 yeah kinda, just like mellow one clear goal of just cleaning stuff however
@meowmeowmcpurrington24802 жыл бұрын
@@MortismalGaming ah makes sense, thank thee.
@billyadaw70222 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's maybe good game, but wait until you finish it 100℅ you will realize how great is thou art