PowerWash Simulator - The Greatest RPG Of All Time

[@Flamberion]

Can't wait for the 100% review of this game.

[@marlondemello8582]

He should skip the review and straight up upload a tutorial on how to clean up one's own house after all the wisdom he'll gather from this educational masterpiece; 'twould be most useful, indeed

[@derekofbaltimore]

It might be a while since this game probably has dozens of endings

[@marlondemello8582]

@@derekofbaltimore the bad ending must be comprised of the character realizing that he's in Hell, everything's covered in dirt again, and he's doomed to incessantly repeat this cyclical powerwashing extravaganza for all eternity

[@derekofbaltimore]

@@marlondemello8582 unless he REALLY enjoys washing in which case its the good ending (or at least postgame content) with satan frustrated that he is loving his "punishment"

[@marlondemello8582]

@@derekofbaltimore that's actually a great idea for an expansion! 9 Circles of PowerWashing - Abandon All Dirt Edition (featuring Satan as an unlockable character)

[@marlondemello8582]

Cleaning is too mundane; I'd rather play a "sleeping properly simulator", since that's the kind of activity I've been unable to experience in real life

[@shtembyduelsson]

Coming soon on your Tesla Brain Chip. 😂

[@devastatheseeker9967]

I actually have been playing power wash simulator and it is legitimately just a chill game unironically

[@rohimmir]

Now we have game simulating what we do not want to do in our own lives. Cleaning.

[@Jason-gu2kj]

Looking forward to the DLC Lawnmower expansion

[@DirkDP65]

@@Jason-gu2kj I think there's already a lawnmower simulator out there...

[@DaddyDaughterGaming5]

@@Jason-gu2kj they have a lawn mower simulator already lol what our world is coming tkk

[@captainblacktail8137]

There was Viscera Cleanup Detail before this

[@YiotisTheGnome]

We also have games simulating what we are actually doing for a living. So after every long boring day of work, when we get off we can rush home and do the same work at home. For fun I guess.

[@ytuser0110]

Finally, good RPG with good shooting!

[@uumlau]

That fire station looks like a real FIRE station. That is to say, clearly it was previously on fire, which is why it required pressure washing.

[@tomemaster1744]

I cannot tell if Mortym is being Sarcastic or Genuinely serious.

[@user-kz3zr9js9w]

Or paid..

[@Mc76204]

Both.

[@mwday1978]

Mort, this is high comedy. I thought I loved your channel but now I realize I need your channel.

[@Randomeris1]

I guess everyone is obsessed with this one, huh?

[@tacbravo6374]

If you like this one, then you might also like House Flipper. I can also recommend Farming Simulator 19 with the GPS mod tp help with straight lines and optionally the Courseplay mod for simulating more of a corporate approach and assigning workers to fields. I got 800 hours into FS19 and still did not get all the achievements, but was not going for achievements at the time. This opens up even more, such as American Truck Simulator or Train Sim World 2. I suppose these qualify as RPGs since all of them involve playing a role. but House Flipper is the closest as far as running a small business. Rising Star is similar. There, the business involves producing gigs and concerts which require the next fancy instrument, amp, strings, sticks, effects processors, etc.

[@ElasticGiraffe]

The game that revolutionized the dirt removal simulation genre.

[@easterthefoolish]

Lol. This is where everyone's brain goes when playing a work simulator. This review was too deep and impactful for words. Keep it up. 🤣👍

[@marlondemello8582]

Too much real life work already, I believe a "time off", "coffee break", "increased wage" or "no overtime this week" simulator would be more appropriate

[@easterthefoolish]

I played a farming simulator once that put me in a strangely numb trance-like state before the thought, "Wait a minute, I actually have a real lawn that I should really put this kind of time into." hit me so hard that I never picked it back up again.

[@PFworth]

this changed my life. 100% review when??

[@Darkasasin80]

Looks very zen. 10/10 will definitely try.

[@doctorlolchicken7478]

A game where your job is to follow a FPS protagonist around and actually clean things up, rebuild destroyed walls, patch up bullet holes could be quite fun. The plot twist would be that your boss is the supervillain, leading the protagonist from place to place and making money off the cleanup job.

[@dohertyaaron]

It's already out and it's awesome. Look into Viscera Cleanup Detail.

[@Hagashager]

@@dohertyaaron yeah, VCD is so cathartic. Whole shtick is you're playing the clean-up guy after the horrible space horror ship returns from their plot. Ever wanted to clean the Von Braun from SS2? Now you can!

[@itsallenwow]

It’s like a game that I wish I was playing while at my job. That is a simulator of someone else at their job! Brilliant!

[@dohertyaaron]

I know it's easy to clown most any game title that ends in Simulator, but PowerWash is the real deal. It's quite simply stress-therapy in game form where you can feel tension melting away every time you fire it up. On top of that it's a fantastic package from a design perspective. Wonderful presentation that pops with a ton of content included. Damn fine game worthy of the accolades.

[@marlondemello8582]

Let's hope EA/Activision don't get wind of this gift from the gods of powerwashingness, otherwise they may seize this, the masterpiecest of all masterpieceful simulators, and release it at full price with lootboxes and clean water as paid dlc...

[@marlondemello8582]

"You need premium access to clean this wall - access the store NOW and purchase common dirt boost packs for a 3% chance to unlock this content. For higher tier - magic, rare and legendary - filth layers: see our +0,3% drop chance boost bundles (available separately)"

[@dohertyaaron]

@@marlondemello8582 Ha! That's what I love about novel indies like this. They have the low overhead to explore creative ideas that cater to a niche audience without having to deploy gross of monetary schemes to bolster extravagant AAA(A) budgets.

[@minaly22]

For more powewashing, we recommend youtube videos relating to "Car Detailing", "Carpet Cleaning", and various other videos. 😂😂😂

[@fragilemetal1982]

I downloaded it on Gamepass yesterday for a quick try. Sunk three hours into it straight away.

[@dracul74]

I got into these types of games last year. The house flipper one and truck driving one were a lot of fun. I picked up some others on sale to try soon. They are relaxing in a strange way...

[@cabefinn]

There are garden gnomes. You get to wash them. What more could you possible want in an RPG. 10/10 - Random Internet Dude

[@tazdevil144]

I love that you played this to get the footage to make this video.

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

It's a shame this isn't April. It would have been perfect for that.

[@BOOmabad1]

This was great. Do more in this style

[@happyninja42]

*checks his calendar* Wait....did I fall into a coma or something? When did April 1st roll around and I totally missed like most of a year?

[@rijadsabic]

Honestly seems like a game that pushes you to complete it, to get everything and probably tickles that little bit of ocd cleaning itch we all have.

[@Arkham_UK]

I wonder if the sale of cleaning products and powerwashers in real life have seen a surge in sales

[@LeateqOfficial]

Love everyday uploads ! But please don’t get burned out with work

[@B3n3f1t]

7/7 „not enough soap“ -IGN

[@mistahslugg]

found your channel recently and love all your reviews, especially when you make sure you 100% them first. figured I'd post on this more recent videos so you might see it, but would you ever go back and make build guides for rts, cr/rpgs that you like? you may already have and I just missed it I guess

[@MortismalGaming]

I have here and there, DOS2, Wasteland 3, Pathfinder WotR, even made some for Elden Ring

[@mistahslugg]

@@MortismalGaming oh word I'll have to go find those. I just barely started playing crpgs, i.e dos2 & pillars of eternity 2 so I'm looking for all the help and tips i can lol. thanks for the reply, and keep up the great content!

[@STCSk8ers]

I used to have to pressure wash stuf at work and it was pretty satisfying

[@michaelcestero3168]

I love how serious you took this lol bravo good sir, bravo

[@roeci6]

I hope thet do a fantastical version . Cleaning magical places , giant castles in the sky . All while being a water mage with the ability to use a fly spell .

[@theblobconsumes4859]

They already have some of that, there's a level where you can clean the Mars rover..While on Mars.

[@dohertyaaron]

Look into Viscera Cleanup Detail. Much like PWS, it's ace as hell.

[@GOAToatoat]

GOAT! GOAT! GOAT! But being real for a moment, what inspired this one?

[@MortismalGaming]

It has a bit of a silly vibe too it (cleaning weird fantastical stuff) and I wanted to run with that aspect of it and way oversell it since I normally play and review these serious rpgs.

[@lolizador]

I'm in tears here, really thank you!

[@AlabasterJazz]

This game is unironically on my wishlist, and I'll probably play it more than other assumedly more "engaging" games

[@jomiran1000]

This is unironically a fantastic game.

[@richardkenan2891]

That's what makes it even funnier - you can take the review as a complete joke, but at the same time if you give the game a chance, it actually is pretty fun. And knowing that no matter how poorly you run your business you cannot possibly be out more than $25 or the approximate equivalent (sometimes *VERY* approximate) in your local currency lets you enjoy the fun of running your power washing business without the stress of risking bankruptcy and impoverishment.

[@AZR-ms7id]

Literally playing it while watching your videos. Surprisingly zen

[@ozamatazbuckshank6951]

This game makes Morrowind look like Legally Blonde. A true masterpiece RPG.

[@logananderon9693]

I like Hardspace: Shipbreaker for "Work-Sim" genre games. I don't get ones I could literally do in real life. Like Powerwash or Euro truck.

[@ScytheFly]

It also has some creepy lore behind the cleaning gameplay

[@Slanbag]

My only criticism of games like God of War, Pathfinder WOTR, Spiderman, Halo, and so on are there are not enough power washers. This game solves that problem

[@nyarparablepsis872]

I have to admit that, at first, I was sceptical of this kind of game. But now my entire perspective has shifted, and I have decided to spend my entire free time running the small cleaning business in the game. Thank you, Mortym!! Particularly the choice of various cleansing agents really contributes to the realism of the game! Getting better gear has never been this satisfying. Highly recommended!

[@trogdortheburninator4253]

Not gonna lie getting high and some mellow tunes I can play this all day

[@starlordstark5729]

Is pretty much just like death stranding. In that game your a delivery guy. And in real life I'm a delivery guy. Maybe we just all crave work.

[@ramnexus]

Thanks! Best use of the term "sheer dramatic weight" in a game review ever. Made me laugh a lot. Also: I heard that, in the end, the Steam release was very 'high pressure'

[@MrMoviePhoneEx]

This game gives me heavy, heavy, black mirror vibes :)

[@djpunkIIDX]

my boy quoting taxi driver now. props

[@Arcling]

But it's not April. "Do you guys not have power washers?"

[@olpika]

I seriously can't understand how can anyone have more than 5 minutes of fun playing this. I must be too old.

[@nsp477]

This looks like PTSD from the ending of Mass Effect 3. Don't worry my friend, time will heal your wounds. Time, and PowerWash Simulator.

[@nestube44]

Guide coming when? Your best review yet!

[@onatgz]

"is this an out of season april's fools joke?"

[@MortismalGaming]

Yes, yes it is.

[@ethanconley1382]

😂😂I was wondering when the joke would end, it just didn’t😂😂

[@Perisemiotics]

but... all that filth magically disappears when you wipe the hose over it? not even a droplet to the ground? totally broke the immersion for me.

[@douglaswilliams6834]

How have I not heard of this game before now? Here, take my money!

[@Zirbip]

.... is it April 1st already?

[@musguera]

I feel a touch of SsethTzeentach here... and I like it.

[@xBarlen]

It's like Skyrim with a power washer

[@vvolfbelorven7084]

Hey Morti, great channel man! What do you use to record your gameplay?

[@MortismalGaming]

Shadowplay usually, sometimes OBS

[@jiminatorx]

The game is great fun :-) nothing like real life, where I’ve done driveways through 2 inch strips at a time. very slow and time-consuming. Things like the rotating heads they did not have back then…

[@jjbudinski8486]

Amazing review, going to Steam now! Do Lawn Mowing Simulator next!

[@meyeame8956]

Best in VR. This game is perfect for it.

[@-aleeke-2526]

Seams many rewievers lost their mind this summer.

[@HyenaXS]

Hi Mortym, is everything OK at home?

[@MortismalGaming]

Everything is spotless here, don't worry about it

[@poisonarc]

Joking aside this might be cool in VR

[@bigwig8657]

So I see we are doing the main stream rpgs now, I assume Pokemon is the only natural progression from this hit game.

[@fernandonovosad4533]

Definitely the best game you covered so far .

[@sissie5203]

Never understood games that require any kind of cleaning as a main feature. I have a hard time motivating myself to clean the house 😀

[@AllanEnraged]

oh man, is it April already?

[@Hel1mutt]

I am both amazed and intrigued

[@kalemuteki]

But have you 100%d it yet?!

[@Dayard]

Bruh it's not april the 1st...

[@kamilkachnic7360]

I hope in real life washing be that easy

[@Shad0wchasers1]

I'll be honest, it's gonna be hard to top this for my Game of the Year.

[@buglione4411]

Ok i didnt see this coming

[@kingtaco258]

Probably sponsored.🤷

[@sprity8048]

@@kingtaco258 its not, he was being facetious and sarcastic, even though the game is quite good for what it is

[@MortismalGaming]

It's not sponsored to be clear, was just having a laugh. Sponsored videos are required to be labeled as such and I have to say they are sponsored in the video or I could get in legal trouble and potentially lose my channel.

[@kingtaco258]

Gotcha.

[@kara24]

🤣🤣🤣🤣. title had me curious.

[@Banefane]

Truly "The Greatest RPG Of All Time"....

[@chrismiller3484]

Noticed you bought this on Steam.... Greatest RPG of all time... Seriously? hehe. Great Channel Brother!

[@fantazjo]

i'm allergic to chemistry (both cosmetic and industrial)

[@Xgamerdad]

I spent a lot of time in Car Mechanic Simulator

[@alphapolimeris]

What's the evil path like ?

[@reptiliancow]

Is it april again already?

[@reedk2402]

100% made gamepass worth it. Before this what was there after all mediocrity? This will top the charts even beyond starfeild All kidding aside I do kind of like these little bullshit games that show up on GamePass. Like I don’t play them but my kids love them and my wife really like the house flipper game

[@theblobconsumes4859]

It's a good game, honestly.

[@vikinggold67]

Ironically, I just came in from power washing my siding to find this video. After doing the real thing all morning this game is a hard pass!

[@Personalinfo404]

Work, dressed up as play.

[@Saturn2888]

So why wasn't this released April 1st?

[@MortismalGaming]

because it's July

[@maxscherzer9521]

Is it April 1st again already?

[@karlklein2263]

I'm here for mortims shit post tone.

[@IgorTavern]

Its on gamepass, i'll give it a chance. Looks fun

[@theshadowcult]

Shill up un ironically says its amazing.

[@MortismalGaming]

It's very relaxing

[@lamagurl7341]

Is it able to play on a tebalet?

[@bluerationality]

No water flowing on the ground? Pass!

[@denizinyeri]

I love the puns.

[@CamoflagedTumbleweed]

Checks date for April 1st... 😂🥦🦖

[@erichansen2860]

Kids, this is what happens to your brain when you insist on getting 100% video game achievements for yourself.

[@vintagemonte]

GOTY 2022

[@SNESmapper]

2022 GOTY

[@meowmeowmcpurrington2480]

How is powerwash simulator? I never played any simulators before but ones like those either seem boring or underwhelming? Is it any good?

[@MortismalGaming]

It's pretty relaxing

[@meowmeowmcpurrington2480]

@@MortismalGaming nice like minecraft relaxing?

[@MortismalGaming]

@@meowmeowmcpurrington2480 yeah kinda, just like mellow one clear goal of just cleaning stuff however

[@meowmeowmcpurrington2480]

@@MortismalGaming ah makes sense, thank thee.

[@billyadaw7022]

Yeah that's maybe good game, but wait until you finish it 100℅ you will realize how great is thou art