[Pre-Scratch] Homestuck - Derse Dreamers Extended

Video descriptions are currently under construction.

[@ThePinkPartyHat]

Dave looks like he's just dying to say "is this prince gonna have to get up and whoop some ass or is today gonna stay uneventful?" Meanwhile Rose is like "Where did I leave my pillow...?"

[@lucidlullaby894]

ThePinkPartyHat *Whoosh some ass*

[@abox6989]

He's a knight though. ;-;

[@Kaii-Rodgers-Music]

they are also called princes and princess on the dream planets

[@grimrealitys7666]

The pillow was going to be washed and given a fresh dollie

[@vd2485]

Derse dreamers r v uncool in a “trying to be cool“ way & I love it. Dave has his foot on his cape so when he gets up he’s just gonna trip. Rose is trying to take a nap on her forearms, so she’s gonna get some red marks on her face *and* get drool on her arms. Also they can’t even talk to each other normally here they gotta shout a lil since they’re so far apart

[@sn0wcake]

as a derse dreamer myself i can heavily confirm this

[@CyberDork34]

I love how Derse Dreamers and Prospit Dreamers use the instruments the kids play in the melody and harmony. I can just imagine Rose and Dave just playing this song on their Violin and Turntable.

[@EJ-ns7qi]

*At first thinks picture is majestic and highly meaningful* *Notices Dave's foot on his cape* *Imagines him getting up and slipping on his cape, causing him to fall down some stairs while Rose yells "He warned you about stairs man!"* *Tries hard not to die of laughter*

[@Zarryon12]

HE TOLD YOU DAWG!!!

[@izzrainy7410]

WHERES THIS HAPPENING

[@lovelovemiraclesunsetgirl]

*bro

[@battousaicrescent]

@@lovelovemiraclesunsetgirl IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING!

[@ShadaOfAllThings]

"You're gonna fall when you get up." Rose says, looking almost bored, like she's seen how this will play out already. "Is that a prophecy?" Dave says, standing, immediately losing his balance as he takes a step to walk over to her and antagonize. "No," Rose replies, watching him descend the ziggurat head over heels.

[@hydranax12]

Am I the only one who sees that Dave would totally trip on his cape if he stands up? It looks awesome but its impractical to sit with a cape like that.

[@Piper_____]

You do realize you’ve just summed up Dave as a character, right?

[@imarrowspine2519]

ik it's old but he can fly dude

[@olympus6856]

@@imarrowspine2519 True, but like, just IMAGINE it.

[@KanterburyGuardian]

HE WARNED YOU ABOUT THE STAIRS MAN

[@jxkdl8807]

I wish derse and prospit were real sometimes...

[@glassedmalk6048]

I mean, you can always... *wake up* *Read more*

[@niru0.0]

Yeah but it'll probably cost Earth and 98% of the human population.

[@___________________6878]

@@niru0.0, you say that like it's a bad thing.

[@jackdiddles4304]

yea not like that's gonna hapen anyway see what i did there

[@secreqet4617]

well maybe you can learn to lucid dream, and at least pretend its real ( well you can pretend without lucid dreaming but it maybe be easier that way)

[@xionshiyon]

POWER TO THE DERSE DREAMERS!!

[@Epixelle]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

[@xionshiyon]

Epixelle YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Epixelle]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO what's up?

[@Epixelle]

Idk why but I feel like talking about god tiers What's yours?

[@xionshiyon]

Epixelle im a Knight of Rage :3 you? but according to test im a derse dreamer. meh

[@jackkerger164]

For some reason... Dave sorta scares me in this picture. It could be the music but he almost looks angry, in a real quiet, scary way...

[@roxythelipstickpixie72]

//His posture is supposed to do so.

[@christiangamer4552]

He looks like he's chilling out,and like a boss

[@aidencrawford9704]

Christian Gamer No he looks like hes about to go out on a revenge fuel killing spree.

[@artisticaperture846]

Aiden Crawford It looks more like he's an evil ruler who lets soldiers do all the dirty work, but that's probably just me

[@christiangamer4552]

Clarissa Yen That's Basically what I said. He looks like the Final Boss in a video game chilling.

[@uncreativerandomness1239]

Derse got the better theme. Despite the lack of a piano... Well, Dave has the sickest beats. Derse FTW!

[@desireanddecay3583]

Yeah!

[@MITSKIL0VER]

Tbh 1 like Both

[@azelcriollo8240]

anyone else getting a total rebellious and creepy vibe here?

[@Stabrazermeme]

Alpha Emerald13 Me Just while i'm looking at Dave's Face

[@00ammy00]

Alpha Emerald13 Well that fits the Derse kids then.

[@sethmitchell2176]

Show me the man who wrote this so that I may bestow upon him a tub of delicious popcorn, for a composer of his magnitude deserves the saltiest most delicious popcorn possible.

[@joeyketail5587]

Hiro Hamada with the companionship of this brother Tadashi Hamada

[@serenacarteni4846]

Joey Ketail What if the cap is really Tadashisprite?

[@kayac.8957]

popcorn with all of the exotic butters.

[@subspace2913]

Oh my god the exotic butters have come back to haunt me

[@trevorg2353]

I had a dream where I woke up on derse

[@Cortalian]

+trevor g But was it a dream though

[@trevorg2353]

Cortalian idk cause i had another dream like, when i was five where i woke up and it was really bright and i walked out side my room and got stabbed by some one in like a black morph suit or something

[@BP-bq9uz]

+trevor g And I had a dream where someone in a KZbin comment thread actually told the truth :/

[@BP-bq9uz]

Beware the Man Who Speaks In Danks Oh, that was the joke. At least, there's no way of telling what's really a thing that happened and what isn't, so -shrug-

[@jaimieratboy77]

trevor g "He stabbed me but I'm pretty sure it was a misunderstanding."

[@zuzuzup]

When I die, I want this song at my funeral

[@viridian6013]

I want Chorale For Jaspers.

[@argensomnium6492]

Only dreams now...?

[@maddym7906]

YES AFTER YEARS OF SEARCHING I HAVE FINALLY FOUND MY FAVORITE HOMESTUCK SONG HAS BEEN EXTENDED BY YOU BEAUTIFUL PERSON

[@kool-aidqueen7153]

2 siblings peacefully rest on their thrones. Under the glistening violet moon, they both ponder about how far they've come.

[@ashenfire749]

All I can remember for some reason is Latula's theme where it has an epic techno noise then suddenly some high-pitched girl's voice goes "OHHHH YEAH" and I flip the freak out Oh god it was insufferable lol

[@tidalshores]

Gamegrl? Yeah, I’m not much of a fan of it either.

[@pastelspark1093]

Dersites represent!

[@lowlyanon9211]

tru that

[@YourRedDeath]

Aw yis

[@tiny4141]

meanwhile, the lemon sits in the corner... ;-;

[@jamesamala7371]

Truuu

[@larslysko3886]

Ayy

[@debrarenfro1452]

I just noticed some (maybe unintentional) symbolism in the art. The moon is out when the sun is asleep.

[@angelshot9264]

rose sleep

[@playroblox]

@@angelshot9264 a mimir

[@angelshot9264]

@@playroblox ?

[@yonotomomonstertomoyogur6053]

@@playroblox xD

[@vanessa9815]

@@playroblox XDDD

[@bobothefool3909]

as a violinist and derse dreamer myself i approve of this so much

[@nikonikoknees4488]

Man, Derse surely has the sickest beats.

[@ticciblaze9283]

I just randomly started humming this and went on a quest to find it again. So satisfying to know what I was looking for. It's been 2 years and this is the one that stuck with me.

[@animal_crusher9000]

God that picture is so cool It makes me want to draw but then the creeping sensation of "You can't draw" Crawls up my spine.

[@gingergamer8204]

Dave looks like he wants everyone to bow down to King Strider, and Rose looks disappointed.

[@morcegosss]

As a derse dreamer, I listen to this every night before bed.

[@TheShieldsMD]

Death wears a welcoming mask , but its benevolence is debated under every single question we ask.

[@JanelleRudolph]

Have I told you that your extensions are life

[@IncoisaRadio87]

Derse dreamer the whole way

[@Babybat1134]

I am a derse dreamer, I love this theme.

[@andy2005roberts]

no, you are a derse Dreemurr understuck for the win! I wonder what would happen if Jade Harley met Temmie

[@Babybat1134]

Andrew Roberts that would be very interesting actually : tEM LOVeS JadE DOg HoOMAN!1!!!1

[@andy2005roberts]

+DersianDremurr TemMiE flAkEs oN sAlE!

[@Majoridox]

Well done. Now I have cancer. -_-

[@Babybat1134]

Disfrozen is a Drug have fun being unnecessarily rude with your fake cancer!

[@starsick_]

So nobody else notices that dave has the knight uniform thing on with flipping converses

[@tolman4497]

chad rich kid

[@palmerpatel6390]

I can't decide whether I'm prospit or derse. I'm easygoing, chill, and carefree most of the time like a prospit dreamer, but I have anxiety, so I plan out many things, analyze everything, prepare for the worst, and look for the best solutions, like a derse dreamer would.

[@lara8866]

you can be a derse dreamer and still be chill and carefree, or vice versa. your lunar sway is mainly determined by your outlook on life as a whole, and your approach to problems. it's much more than basic personality traits, i'll try and give you a summary of the traits associated with each. derse dreamers tend to be more skeptical and rebellious. they are self-aware, and tend to use logic to solve their problems. they tend to hide their true personalities and insecurities, since much of their identity is built on control. they can sometimes be inflexible and pessimistic, but their shrewd and calculating minds and head-on approach to problems redeem them. they are generally more introverted, and usually find sincere vulnerability difficult, so they have a tendency to keep people at arm's length. however, when you build their trust, they're incredibly strong and loyal allies. prospit dreamers are more open-minded and flexible. they are reactive and intuitive, and tend to have a more optimistic approach to life. when making decisions they rely on their gut instinct and emotions. this can make them impulsive, but it also makes them reliable to act quickly in a crisis. they solve problems with creativity rather than cold logic, seeing multiple options with ease and clarity. they generally take thing as they come, so they're less rebellious than their derse counterparts, preferring to coexist with authority instead of fighting it. however, they normally have trouble making precise decisions, since their nature is so flexible and they go with the flow. which one do you think suits you best?

[@pinkajou656]

@@lara8866wow, you summarized this extremely well!

[@lara8866]

@@pinkajou656 thank you!

[@Shrewstur]

One of my favorite HS songs! You've made me so happy. :')

[@frostflaggermus]

as a prospit dreamer, i'm rather jealous of this cool theme derse dreamers get. the prospit one is rather boring lol

[@junecrocker]

At least we get the cool future dreams to even it out :(

[@mangounit9678]

@@junecrocker derse dreamers get to converse with the old gods my dude we contribute to the vast task of the squiddles dont you roast the squiddles my dude

[@pizzapastaparty3095]

to be fair youre neither because sburb isnt real

[@noahfan2719]

This is my favorite comment in this whole chain. V funny.

[@RoxOn413]

hey respect the drums and the flute! pftheheh

[@frostflaggermus]

Heyyyyyyyy, people listening in 2018 and beyond!! If you're new to the fandom, or have been living under a rock in regards to any recent HS news, and are wondering whether you're a Derse or Prospit dreamer, you can read about both of them here and decide which one matches you the best! hs.hiveswap.com/ezodiac/aboutlunarsway.php This is actually canon, guys. There's also a test for this (and your aspect!) if you're still unsure about it.

[@traceliterallytrace.4646]

2020 rules

[@the.crow.apollo]

2022 homestuck, derse dreamer and time player so uhh yeah, fandoms still sort of alive ig

[@fireflame413]

derse dreamer and mind aspect, cool

[@xpiredcarapace]

prospit dreamer and time aspect. i think im a maid of time

[@martiniwright7912]

According to the calculator I'm prospit, but according to other quizzes I'm derse....... WHAT DO???

[@daisymac8278]

My friends say if your beds messy, your derse. If it's neat, your prospit

[@martiniwright7912]

+OverThe Moon interesting thought, Derse 4 lyfe then. :3

[@gfbomblolz]

Your dreamself is not defined by a bed. I'm a Derse dreamer who has such a neat bed you'd question my free time. Anyways, the only "locked" aspects are time and space. Time players have to be Derse dreamers and space players have to be Prospit dreamers. Some classpects are favoured by Derse/Prospit but other than that, you have a chance to be either dreamer. What planet you end up is defined by your personality. Do you start the revolution, leader and all in your great glory or stay behind the scenes, lurking to find information? These are some examples from "the-page-of-hope" on tumblr. I got Derse and it was I think, the "stay behind scenes" or so. I did another test on quotev but it's very accurate in my opinion and even tells you if you are a symmetrical dreamer or asymmetrical! Still got Derse. Here's the link, www.quotev.com/quiz/1433153/Prospit-or-Derse and I think you can fine "the-page-of-hope's" test by yourself.

[@jerrybooker8724]

+Fireflies And Endless Nights ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@fishlordusername891]

+The G-Wing The only Doom players that we have are the Gemini trolls, so it might just be their theme.

[@seere8906]

when your tied with a balanced derse and a balanced prospit ....

[@tetrabytesol3519]

i need this to play as low level background music through out my entire house.

[@booboo8675]

Dave lookin' badass and Rose lookin' tired as fuck

[@darwengwein3605]

This reminds me of a Rose x Dave fanfic of the doomed timeline from Terezi's trolling. Can't seem to find the thing now, but it was heartbreaking.

[@melanieabercrombie8529]

So it took me this long to realize that there's a pidgey in your Hero of Light watermark. I'm freakin dead. _s l a i n_

[@retrogradesnake1612]

Yep. I'm probably a dense dreamer. I gotz pretty dark dreams sometimes. *rolls away wit da hussie religiousznezz*

[@Blossemfall]

CreativePencil (Giant Mushroom) Wait. You're a Prospit? PROSPITS!!!!!! *in the same boat*

[@_yaboi]

Blossemfall oh crap! *highfive*

[@Blossemfall]

CreativePencil (Giant Mushroom) *highfive* Wooooooot!!

[@xXFearXProdigyXx]

***** Actually, according to my brother, being a dreamer of either depended on hair color, as well as blood relations with others. So darker hairs ( John and Jade ) belong to Prospit and the lighter haired ( Dave and Rose ) belong to Derse. I believe him, seems logical, so as a result, I am a Derse dreamer. :/ Dark blonde.

[@Blossemfall]

-~- Asami Pawz -~- Oh really? Trolls. Cherubs. Explain those.

[@sqwooshh]

This song makes me happy to be a derse dreamer

[@exginger528]

I just took a shit while listening to this. Felt really motivated to get every last one out.

[@Fabletally]

This makes me proud to be a Derse dreamer. This song is sweet!

[@Fabletally]

Jeez well time to crack out the piano and learn dis!

[@AwesomeFlaaffy]

I'm Prospit, but uuugh i love his song so much, especially the violin part!

[@uninstallyourheart]

Derse dreamers: REPRESENT!!! (I actually usually never dream, but if I do, they're actually pretty dark... Ah well!)

[@thepetrarcticwar2778]

once i legit dreamed of derse..

[@samheppner1291]

Does anyone know the process of making music like this? Do they get an online music producer like Garageband, or do they get each instrument and record with it in a studio? Alternatively, does anyone know how I might be able to get in contact with this songwriter?

[@00ammy00]

Dave and Rose, shut up and jam! Seriously is there anything cuter than the Derse siblings?

[@00ammy00]

Kanaya Maryam The Prospit siblings are adorable af

[@00ammy00]

Kanaya Maryam True that

[@chloemontez444]

i love this song its the first homestuck song i heared

[@LeafyGreenDA]

I love Pidgeon666's art! They've come a long way, that's for certain! Also; why does the beginning of this song so strongly remind me of Iron Man. :\

[@jellybby6742]

I really wish i could find piano sheet music for this song or any of the other songs for that.

[@nemesisfactory8792]

An excellent choice.

[@nemesisfactory8792]

***** Oh, for fuck's sake, not another one of you blond instigators. Just couldn't have taken your little uprising to Prospit, could you?

[@nemesisfactory8792]

***** Someone must be up on his ancient literature then- though I can't say I'm particularly fond of the notion of myself as Polyphemus. Hm.

[@kquote03]

adrenaline when you recognize the leitmotif after a few seconds of "this sounds familiar"

[@Sailormoonwoot]

DERSE MANNNNNN!!!

[@gamergrl1352]

I can listen to this for hours 🤞

[@flannelteeth529]

I dream on Derse, and it’s fun as shit.

[@hilol2006]

is it ok to be a Derse Dreamer who plays both a flute and the piano ;-;

[@Stabrazermeme]

That picture omg it's so beautiful

[@poggerinreal]

The song of 1/2 of our people

[@dededepression1499]

I... LOVE... THIS... SONG!

[@cutiegeist3839]

this sound is fucking royal

[@blubangsalt]

ok I was reading comments for the first minute, I was NOT expecting that drop at first I was like mmmm yiss pretty violin, that's let's see... 1, 2.... 3 parts, how lovely, oh and violin is rose's instrument how nice then I was like (bweow) WOAH WTF DAVE WHEN DID YOU GET HERE

[@hopelessamaturerougeofhope4399]

I am a virgo and prospit is my planet but god I love this theme better

[@TheSharkKing45]

rose looks extremely bored in the picture :/

[@norabarber5341]

I think she's asleep, and Dave is standing guard like the awesome brofriend he is. He sort of looks like he's very much enjoying being in charge.

[@TheSharkKing45]

Nora Barber rose is Dave's sister

[@norabarber5341]

Kind of, it's complicated. And even if someone isn't related they can still call each other brother and sister if that's what they believe they should be.

[@biggestfan-lw2pr]

I always thought she was crying for some reason. The Derse Dreamers theme kinda gives a dark atmosphere.

[@Bjork4011]

i'm a Derse by a quiz who's with me?

[@tidalshores]

I might also be both. By the way, how would they work if neither dream self dies pre-god-tier? Would they have differing personalities with different god tiers, or the same god tier?

[@MITSKIL0VER]

D3RC3

[@nd35780]

As an Asymmetrical Derse Dreamer... Be very afraid if this song plays when I'm around you, and you're a less than savory character...

[@michaelmell3886]

Yo. I had a dream I was on derse. Hoping to get it tonight as well

[@TACTICAL_TICKLER69]

The descriptions have been under construction since 2014. Is it secretly a building?

[@soulandbutterfly8236]

AA: haha derse is awes0me

[@rainbowglittrz]

derse dreamers assemble

[@nathanwolf4633]

this is objectively better than prosper dreamers. if you say otherwise i will school you. shit will fly off the handle so fast that when it tries to get marital counseling with the handle it’ll fail because shit that shit is already king gone. the handle moved on, buddy. it’s the end of the road. just like your self-respect if you say that bullshit poppy prospit song is better. i mean goddamn, some people just can’t recognize quality.

[@furiousmagician5912]

prospit is piss planet

[@pensivex4250]

prospits is better and im derse

[@evergreen6702]

I once dreamt i woke up on derse, obviously it was just a dream but it was cool

[@marsbotz]

0:55 OH YEAAAAHHHH

[@4thdivinity]

MUSIC OF PURPLE DREAM LAND :D

[@randydafan4581]

*pigeon666*

[@KombatCingOFFICIAL]

I knew the Knight cape was long, but I think this may be exaggerating a bit...

[@empressarticwolf4784]

the time has come

[@boxedcanine1306]

derse ftw

[@desireanddecay3583]

Everybody's making jokes about how Rose looks tired, yet the first time I saw this picture it looked sad to me. Like Dave is sitting there acting all badass and cool, but inside he's sad because Rose isn't sleeping. It's a different timeline where she somehow managed to destroy the sun but she died in the process. Dave survived however and put her on her rightful place on the throne. Like she would have wanted.

[@PheonixStarsx]

When i played Pokémon sun and moon and it was the aether mission thing I felt so cool and like a spy with my Pokémon and I was like YEAA

[@ElloDere]

video descriptions are still under construction.

[@thisisgarbage9892]

ofc dave would sit like that

[@Jj-ds5eg]

that reminds me of game of thrones

[@Blossemfall]

Bob Jairo Thanks. your profile picture probably just gave me nightmares.

[@whydotheseexistnow]

Blossemfall D'aww.

[@jessicatilford3177]

Derse seems awesome. I'm stuck with Prospit. .-.

[@phileas2283]

Wonderfull fanart

[@dirtixzarfos7415]

Does any one else get a weird buzzing noise if you just let the video play from wherever around 3:50 or 4:00?

[@TheVoicesToldMeToPutFartHere]

+Dirtix Zarfos Part of the song. The techno part.

[@dirtixzarfos7415]

+Betty Crocker But it's not there if I skip to that part.

[@akirastevens8044]

I have the same zodiac sign and patron troll as my brother even though our birthdays are 11 days apart.. o-o

[@akirastevens8044]

rip. My dad is Capricorn with patron troll as Vriska. Im Karkat with patron troll as Equius. Basically, he torments me and also kills me. o.O

[@MITSKIL0VER]

S4M3 W1TH MY S1ST3R BUT 4 M0NTH 4P4RT

[@eliearle9900]

I once jammed to this so hard I dislocated my knee.

[@_taintedjudas]

Four years ago...

[@pinkiedies]

4 days ago

[@furiousmagician5912]

1 month ago

[@GlitchtaleLover]

@@furiousmagician5912 2.... 2 years ago

[@furiousmagician5912]

@@GlitchtaleLover 1 hour ago

[@jar8074]

DERSE 4 LIFE!

[@sarahemin180]

derse ftw Also I love how this is DnB almost :D

[@Epixelle]

This is so cool! Thanks

[@trademarkedtrademarktm3980]

I can hear Horizons voice... I can sing this without the lyrics... I have listened to the cover too many times...

[@thatguyoverthere2073]

Is it possible to be Derse and Prospit?

[@DizzyKatz]

only if you're double or somethin like sollux is

[@a-bird-lover]

ThatGuy OverThere Everyone has a bit of both in them, not everything is black and white. Even the characters in the webcomics vary off their luner sway quite drastically.

[@johnwright148]

Just 2 more likes and we'll be there

[@johnwright148]

We went too far.

[@Optomnist]

sounds like iron man... that's what my teacher told me when I was playing it while I worked.

[@morbidhyena6831]

Derse dreamers unite!

[@Majoridox]

K.

[@KlimningPB2]

I like this better than Prospit Dreamers, even though I'm a Prospit Dreamer.

[@a-bird-lover]

One time I had a dream where I broke down in a street sobbing my heart out after a store ran out of apple strudels, and I like to think that it was a real street in some other universe where dream me just rolled around in a puddle of their own tears and probably ruined someone's day over apple strudels 4 years edit: pronoun change lol

[@lampaddict7885]

i know it's been 4 years but the mental image of carapacians just staring at your dream self having a breakdown over apple strudels was too funny to ignore

[@a-bird-lover]

@@lampaddict7885 ty

[@lampaddict7885]

@@a-bird-lover that's fair lmao. i don't think a lot of us have anything better to do these days