Drama Time - Destroyed By A Child

[@acousticnoisemachine]

"All she knew was to run out of anything on the ground..." She's already ahead of the PUG curve as far as DPS goes. Sincerely, a healer.

[@SarmonOflynn]

To be fair - running out is a damage loss. Why do healers complain about having to heal stuff. It's what you're there for..... right? Sincerely, every melee ever.

[@Gematrinator]

@@SarmonOflynn yeah but healing mechanics that ard easily avoidable isnt how u kill a boss lmao?? Yeah they are there to heal people who know basic mechanics

[@SarmonOflynn]

Was a joke my man

[@belstar1128]

Sadowlands where a hamster can clear end game dungeons.

[@SarmonOflynn]

@@belstar1128 She does play mage.... comparing mages to hamsters is an insult to hamsters.

[@Sarkli]

omg the funniest thing i heard was "they treated her like a new affix" lol gold

[@anastasiosbanakakis7765]

This "Destroyed by a child" has to be the most hilarious Drama time. Was actually laughing in tears !!!!

[@JC-ok4yx]

“She was item level 204, I was 202.” Me: (laughing)(pause) wait, I’m 203...

[@cashnelson2306]

how lol

[@n0fail]

4 people carried her through the dungeon and they didnt even get loot.......

[@ayenteethelyricist]

This story made me laugh as hard as the time I watched my 7yr old que up as a tank for a mop dungeon. The chat was priceless, mostly comments like "this tank must be really high"

[@ShinobiSkillz]

I was just ranting to my friend that people with no shame or concept of it thrive in WoW.

[@sbsftw4232]

And Texas.

[@Vapormoon]

pfhahaa holy shit my story actually made it in my defense I was born and raised in a rural area and wasn't introduced to computers and video games until like age 7, but yeah i was a really fucking stupid child idk why

[@SapoQLxd]

Nice story, had a lot of fun hearing it

[@DonnieDarkoRemains]

That had to be the most wholesome and cute story I've heard in a long, long time. If I were to have ever had a daughter in my life, I wish she would have been like you!

[@brendanhill5948]

You’re awesome.

[@sbsftw4232]

...I used to log out at the inns while /sleep ing on the bed. Immersion I guess lol

[@ChanceTheCheetah]

That's pretty much how I played the game when I was eight! I also have memories of that keep in Borean Tundra. It's interesting knowing that I wasn't alone in that kinda experience and playstyle

[@josh4601]

"our nanny is gone? What should we replace her with.... I KNOW! a life long addiction!"

[@diode_wow]

"Destroyed by a Child" is the only proof we need that WoW is casual and noob friendly.

[@belstar1128]

Yup sadowlands is really sad.

[@sakarias00]

For sure

[@cweston9440]

It was pretty sobering to be fair all them hours the guy plowed in were pretty worthless, well not really tbf if he had fun, I stopped playing wow a while ago would the little kid be able to raid though wouldn't she fall flat as you'd actually need to do some mechanics?

[@beric0bartman]

Someone who does not know how to play the game at all does not have ilvl 204 with only mythic gear equiped, and does not get into +10's with 0 io score. either it was a parents character or it was a fake story. Wow is casual friendly, but m+ really isnt right now lol.

[@crysosisback7115]

@@beric0bartman Agreed I cleared +10s, and sometimes even i am not invited to +10 The only guy who sucked dick in dps was kicked off the raid roster even for hm Nathria progress ("x ... This is either a bullshit story, or a parent helped the kid get gear Or straight up lied to invent a fun story

[@Famous0uncez]

This cataloguing of Drama Time has made my work day so so much better. All drama time all day baby, big thanks to that man who set all this up and to you for the content.

[@magiklok]

That child story made me sad cos she just didn't wanna play with her uncle and was so like dismissive.

[@xinlou6707]

Its the 1st time i watched Drama Time from you and man where has this content been my whole life i'm off to watch some more.

[@onyourleft5648]

“At a certain age your never gonna find those zeppelins again”

[@thenerdbeast7375]

The guy is playing Pokémon, a family-friendly cross-generational franchise that parents and kids can bond over, and he chooses World of Warcraft to entertain his SEVEN YEAR OLD DAUGHTER?? Bruh

[@kiptandoru]

Bruh

[@ryuranzou]

This explains so much with pugs.

[@Onetoo88]

As a Dad of girls at 32. Its basically the current "Polly Pocket" for our generation. Its cost me loads...

[@delete_gaming]

Amen fellow parent of a daughter

[@buddybarlow9604]

Imagine being told by your wife you can't play WoW, you married the wrong woman homie...

[@TABandiTA]

This was a really good episode!

[@GamingKinda]

i literally laughed until it hurt at that +10 clear

[@joedooley7878]

Bluey's an Aussie kids show, worst thing to wake up to when ya hungover af on ya mates couch

[@nevermore3928]

Ahhhhh I laughed so hard when his 7 year old niece had a higher gear score. That was great! She just rolls with it, so great! She just comes off as a douche too probably makes it through a fair few as carries like that. LOVE IT.

[@Crotes1990]

Legit one of the funniest Drama Times I've seen / heard hahahaha

[@th3p1nkn1ghtmar3]

Thanks for recommending We Happy Few; I had seriously considered buying it a while back, now I'll have to get it. Cheers!

[@Hawkinson88]

chat screaming impreach made me laugh out loud, that shit was gold

[@LycanWitch]

48:58 not sure how the guy would be guilty for spilling the beans about a girl who's actively trying to cheat on her significant other who she literally lives with. The guilty thing to do would be to not spill the beans and allow your friend to get cheated on over and over by the s|ut who's going around blowing or banging other dudes and his friends. I was in a similar situation like this where I was friends with a girl, who told me about how she cheated on her bf back in the msn messenger.. i saved the logs. I eventually after a few weeks decided to drop them on her bf after having weighed the consequences, etc.

[@Flourish38]

The problem wasn't that he told, the problem was that it was a public reveal. If the guy has to quit from embarrassment, that's a clue you didn't handle it well.

[@aaronpenn7771]

been watching since season 2 on yt and look forward to these every sunday

[@MrShivshank]

that was the best story that has ever been.

[@perma4702]

I was in a similar situation to that warlock guy in the second half of mop and wod, and the lesson I learned from that is to don't be a good player in a bad guild. You spend time and money on this game spend it with people like-minded and same skill level. You can't be subjective about numbers and tactics and setups with everyone, because some people gonna find it toxic. It's ego, but ego should be placed in the right place, some of us play this game for bragging rights, if you're good there is a way to brag and be on the high horse without looking toxic and egotistic, and that only can happen in a guild with similar avg skill level.

[@momogaming5718]

that child story made my day :)

[@crunkybrewster]

Fuck it! I'm stealing her strats! I have been playing this game for 15+ years the wrong way!

[@violetbliss4399]

I honestly did /sleep in certain houses up until cata or something. But I am also a roleplayer, so that's about the best reason I've got. :D

[@bellafoxygobble3376]

THIS WAS AMAZING.

[@blackskull8125]

it always makes me happy to get this notification, thanks Preach!

[@PardeepKaur-dr2cg]

these stories are so cute tbh XD kids playing wow are adorable

[@misugrrl]

I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard in weeks. Omg destroyed by a child absolutely killed me lol

[@afishynado6812]

Bluey is the greatest childrens' show known to mankind.

[@evamuhlhause]

Best story ever.

[@Cybelenn]

I can't be mad at her. She just having fun like when I did when I play in vanilla but now as a 30 year old man that seems unacceptable.

[@crysosisback7115]

ofc it's like that Childhood is fantastic, because you can have fun while others are annoyed by your "fun", you just can't do that the same way once adult

[@hugheszie]

BRB going to do arcane explosion all night. Need that gear.

[@kruger7796]

The stories about these heroic guilds with a few bosses in mythic are the best. They always think they are hot shit. Love it.

[@packmanGB]

"This is how we like to play".. my subscription I play how i want DAD!!

[@SinergyGaming]

Wow! I love this story

[@Sarkli]

I had my speakers on and you damn near broke my windows with that intro bro.. XD

[@jaredmtatro]

The LoL surprise really hits home. Dear god.

[@robsdeviceunknown]

I think w all could learn a thing or two from the children. Yes they can't play (some) but they ENJOY the game, they have fun and don't take anything to heart. I catch myself once in awhile getting frustrated a lot from people who can not perform simple mechanics. I have to stop and count to 3 and try to calmly explain what to do.

[@XxTaiMTxX]

I've found more enjoyment in simply teaching the mechanics and the game to people than getting angry over people not knowing. But, I've really always liked being that person who helps out newbies or other players (at least, if it isn't an obligation to do so). I found that I just get "too angry" and "too frustrated" by anything that is remotely "PVP" based. Or, anything that is "let's play this game on a schedule". I'm not paying someone else so I can take on a second job. I'm just not. I can throw money off a bridge if I really want to get rid of it that badly. That being said, if you treat things as "casual", you do tend to have a lot more fun. It's not a big deal if you wipe. Teach the players the mechanics and go again. All you're really doing is chasing loot that's going to be invalidated in the next patch anyway. Chasing loot and titles that are going to be invalidated by the next expansion. Get on that treadmill, bruh. Meanwhile, if you are patient and teach people how mechanics work and make sure they are as good as they can be... that person will likely be your friend in the game forever. They'll be a person you return to the game to play with. A reason to keep coming back. They'll prolly run content with you at the drop of a hat too, because they would remember that you helped them out and took time to help them "get theirs". The amount of "friends" I've made online just by being patient and helpful is probably incalculable. You know, to what extent people you'll never meet in real life CAN be friends. You're playing the game for fun. The minute it becomes a job or becomes a source of anger/frustration/elitism... it's not a game for you anymore. It's an "ego boost". It's the source of your personal validation. Because you have nothing in real life to validate you and boost your ego, because you aren't good enough or smart enough or whatever else. No accomplishments in real life, so you seek them online. Players should seek validation in real life, not in a game. They should seek fun in a game. That's why it's a game.

[@ScenetheUndead]

I love how Preach is always the most mature while chat is always saying stupid shit, the story about the cheating girl goes to prove it.

[@purbmeister]

#ImpeachThePreach

[@Lahnslide]

LOL! Best Drama Time of all time

[@jem30six]

My 7 year old grandson can boot up WoW. and get around, when he was 6 he found his way to the sewers of Dalaran to pvp. o.O

[@darylsdog9521]

Kids can be clever

[@Trashloot]

Once they know you are good on one spec its really hard to swap your character. My brother was stuck playing mage forever because everyone was so used to him being the good fire mage.

[@firesoy]

I've never heard an account of a human failing the Turing Test before. The Chinese are just built different.

[@RoboBongoCuckooCop]

awww that first story is such a nice one LOL

[@poshment5435]

My 2 year old turned on our tv & xbox... turned on Disney+ and watched without any help... i woke up to "let it go" max volume o.O how did this writer not figure out that by 8yrs old?!

[@SirHubba]

I had paused the video at 6:28 only to accidently unpause it during a business meeting. This was so difficult to explain.... Nevertheless thanks for a fun video as always.

[@ignispurgatorius5297]

Man do I hate parents like the ones in the first story. It's the same kind that let's their devil spawn play shooters with open mic so everyone can hear their babbling. Edit: Btw the guy is not guilty. Cheaters like those deserve to be exposed, that was a public service if anything. Also keeping stuff is just protection these days, your only chance to survive a "he said - she said".

[@Tobeh]

My GM in vanilla taught his 4 and 6 year old daughters to farm for him (mining/herbing) on his main and I swear our entire guild stopped swearing, became a closer community, and formed anti-gank squads patrolling the areas around them because it was so much fun for them.

[@Eralun]

I love it.

[@craynak]

Omg that first story is fucking amazing!

[@sleepydruid100]

I am going to gear my alts just like this froom now on xD

[@shopkeeperore199]

Preach: Wow look at this cool stuff *looks at price* Preach: WTF

[@D1craigRob]

Some reassembly required sounds very familiar. Like I've heard it before.

[@Blakout55]

Preach be praised, its drama time

[@briarsystem4316]

literally could not stop screaming "leave that fucking guild" in the last story

[@treecat125]

The cheater deserved to get publically shamed. I don't agree with Preach at all.

[@georgisaksson7500]

what a genious 7 year old lol brilliant story ;)

[@AlyxandraLoF]

Hanging onto evidence is 100 percent the right call if you don't want to end the relationship but don't want to possibly be blamed for something down the line. Personally I would tell the guy but that's me.

[@sockmonkey3393]

we had a boomie in a 12 DoS who only knew how to push convoke. and he was dieing to everything. lol

[@aguynamedguy309]

12:55 I wish my son would look at my wow accomplishments like that....

[@InfiniteUltima2077]

first story was amazing, LOL

[@Void1243]

got no nanny, lets give her the videogame crack heroin xD

[@dery4182]

True story, I ran into this mage

[@LycanWitch]

35:10 two years to 80.. lol amateur. When I started wow, i started during cata (the cata trailer hooked me), I rolled a Worgen Hunter... I only managed to level to either hit level 53 or 58 by the time the expansion ended. Literally most of my time in cata, i spent playing in the wetlands and farming those whelplings because i learned a dragon pet can drop from them (I actually managed to get it), and after that I would go mess around in Twilight Highlands at my level of just 53 or 58, having trying to sneak around the level ??s (85+), etc, even one time managing to get myself stuck as there was a mobs surrounding one of the graveyards that would insta aggro the moment that I tried to rez that I only managed to escape after being trapped there for at least 2 days when I realized I could attempt to cry for help in guild chat, and eventually some random guildie listened to my cries for help, realized that i was indeed a low level, and i was actually in twilight highlands and decided to launch a rescue mission and came and rescued me, killed the mobs in the area and told me to hearth.. So I did (back to wetlands and right back to messing around in twilight highlands soon after ;P (learned to stay away from that graveyard/area) Then came along mist of pandaria.. and the realization that unlike Cataclysm where even as a low level I could mess around in the Cataclysm zones, I couldn't access any of the new expansion content.. so this is what pushed me to actually level up, do quests in appropriately leveled areas, do dungeons, etc. and lol it took me all the way until around the end of 5.3 to finally enter pandaria and start the questing there and it wasn't until 5.4 that I actually manage to hit a level cap (level 90), and boy did a whole new world open up to me, having made friends with a raider a bit before hitting cap (when I was ~level 75), they took me to my first ever raid (a sunwell plateau run) which i promptly was booted out of by the first boss because my pet was set to aggressive, and I had no idea you could set it to passive (it decided to attack the first boss and wipe the raid). However this friend took me under their wing, taught me everything I needed to know to become a competent player, and tell me what gear to use, what talents to use, etc, even to the point that later on, I managed to get an invite to join their guild's alt runs and cleared my very first current tier raid (Siege of Orgrimmar) even managed to clear it on Heroic, by the end of MoP i was a fully decked out 585 hunter in full enchants, gems, etc, even had my full 616 legendary cloak, and after this I found enjoyment in even doing pvp... being full heroic 585 with a 616 cloak while prideful arena players were hardstuck at 550 max, yeah it was fun ruining their day, especially in world pvp infront of orgrimmar were i could easily kill at least four to seven horde players before they could finally take me down (hunter was broken af in 5.4). So simply put, it probably took me around 3 years, over the entirety of two full expansions to finally hit max level..

[@abraksas14]

the first story made me laugh so hard!

[@jakehenry501]

knew it was a lie the second he said "his battle tag in TBC was" because battle tag ddint start happening until WOTLK

[@jem30six]

love love loved that story!

[@ryansteffens9704]

Fucking brilliant story

[@carlosIAAC]

The selfburns! Those are rare! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ShamanRage24]

And here I regret my noob days that were mostly comprised of basic ignorant stuff. Buying heirlooms instead of enchants/gems even though I wanted to raid. Using magma totem for single target to cut down on buttons. Being way over expertise cap and under hit cap. I feel like a grandmaster after listening to the first section of this video 😂

[@justicerainz]

Incredible story with the girl

[@aguynamedguy309]

Arcane explosion LOL

[@baklava4854]

my ear durms are more dead than wow, within first 3 sec of this video

[@sanbakoryorshka6795]

Don’t simp preach, she won’t give you lay of hands 🥺

[@zach6395]

Which drama time had the rp guild where the GM claimed his "light" could purify the ladies?

[@Scarage21]

That question is basically what they made the website for

[@jimdandytheboss]

#ImWithHer

[@thechartech]

No shit I just ran with an arcane mage who just spammed arcane missles and literally only arcane missles. Probably not the same person but it was ridonk lol

[@diode_wow]

That's how you play an Arcane mage, no?

[@thechartech]

@@diode_wow haha if only. Might've actually timed the key lol

[@hazingfun]

This was absolutely fucking hilarious

[@thenerdbeast7375]

Some reassembly required took years off my life holy fuck Fuck raiding man

[@Przymiot]

The 7 year old 204 mage is very clearly fake. Maybe the base of it is true, but the part about someone gearing to 204 ilvl (without leggo) randomly spamming invites to all groups in LFG and then clowning around in them definitely did not happen. First of all the amount of runs you would actually finish and not be kicked out would be drastically low, and then with SL drop rates you'd probably see an item in 1/10 of those. To get to 204 ilvl you'd have to complete tens of 10~keys and get loot out of it. You can also only queue for up to 5 groups at once, and they usually don't decline you but keep you in a limbo. It may take literal hours to get into a 10 key even for people with decent rio. No way is someone clowning like that getting invited anywhere, and for sure not 20 times.

[@beric0bartman]

yeah ez fake

[@lakitoo123]

I find Drama Time is more enjoyable when I don't demand absolute truth from the authors. Most of the good ones are only 80-90% believable. You gotta admit: the 204 7-year-old is a hell of a fun story.

[@Wyrsa]

Some Reassembly Required is exactly why I don't Mythic Raid anymore.

[@beswick1306]

Anyone else screaming "Just leave the fucking guild" on that last story?

[@cas6382]

That last story is why I hate playing video games with kids tbh

[@WarpGhost92]

i will quite wow after this.

[@unknowndayglo7455]

i got stickers on my pc, it needed to be more punk rock

[@n00dle_king]

Got to agree, when our generation was 8 we were running games on floppies from DOS. They were just a dumb eight year old.

[@dorbie]

Should have introduced Boxwell to transmog.

[@GoodCookiesUnite]

I hit like for the “Still better than BFA” comment xD

[@jackdeth2004]

I have a 7 yr old granddaughter. The description of this child could have been her - except you need to add in KZbin craft videos about painting squishy toys.

[@jonpalsson4755]

My 6 year old sometimes plays. She liked to run around, fish, farm and herb and run along with horses in certain areas. I make a surprising amount of gold from her farming >.> She plays BM, vulpera, but funny story, in BFA she was running around on my DH with 'Slayer of the Alliance' title, not realizing why all those red guys ran away from her in World PvP and why they didn't want to play with her XD She does surprisingly good DPS because i use auto-hot key and a cast sequence macro for her when she plays, it's hilarious.

[@Aegishand]

I wanna go ahead and say nope guy was not D for what he did.

[@RicketyCat]

Wait, Horde has goddam BLIMPS!