It's funny how after watching enough of these, you can sigh "Scollins" even before Seth says it.
@wncwaterfalls22 күн бұрын
surprised no one in the audience yells it at this point.
@peterbathum277522 күн бұрын
so tru
@lifewuzonceezr22 күн бұрын
My ex got me clued in..now its obvious 😂😂
@chonqmonk22 күн бұрын
*SCOLLINS!!!*
@jeanee122822 күн бұрын
Without a doubt. I can always spot a Scollins joke. Always. Even DURING the monologue now, lol!
@georgeleddy48322 күн бұрын
It's the Whales in Spain joke that had me on the floor. Some of the best jokes are the ones you don't see coming.
@blauespony101322 күн бұрын
I really loved that one. In my opinion it was really clever.
@GK-ee7mw22 күн бұрын
That was actually pretty funny imo lol
@trinacogitating453222 күн бұрын
It made me laugh.
@The_Cloth_Surgeon22 күн бұрын
Agreed, it was a fabulous joke 😂
@InformationLiesAtTheEdges22 күн бұрын
I made a similar comment before I saw this thread. 😀 Totally agree.
@waryaawariiri181222 күн бұрын
I can even feel the bubbly mass enthusiasm from here in Toronto. Such a wonderful joy to see.
@paulyricca388122 күн бұрын
🥃👴🏻 SOOO HOWS YO MOTHER DOIN?
@walterbo768722 күн бұрын
@@paulyricca3881 better than yours that's in jail for prostitution
@walterbo768722 күн бұрын
@@paulyricca3881 way better than your that's in jail for prostitution
@deenormus197522 күн бұрын
It really feels electric - thanks for the well wishes, neighbor to the north🖖
@rizz_the_dog22 күн бұрын
We have police and Trudeau. Gosh sad up here in Canada
@JuneReed-z9i22 күн бұрын
00:40 This was a rare moment when Seth did NOT show the clip of Biden tripping over himself walking up the stairs to AF1. Seth LOVES to show that as much as possible, so it's really a great show of respect that he did NOT do it this time... what a guy.
@8__vv__822 күн бұрын
What was the most patriotic thing Seth has ever done, if not that?
@amberschairer661422 күн бұрын
@@8__vv__8- well he patriotically ate ice cream with the president once…😂
@Zimani0822 күн бұрын
I thought the same thing! Total lost opportunity!
@komitkazi22 күн бұрын
@@amberschairer6614He wanted to hit the button.
@whatleft12322 күн бұрын
I thought he retired that clip.
@llchapman123422 күн бұрын
Surprise Inspection is a gem. I can see these writers sitting around for hours, getting tired, a little loopy, cracking up over jokes that in the moment seem funny 😂
@nicky_bobby9222 күн бұрын
It’s one of my favorite segments. It has some of the best call backs
@etdr22 күн бұрын
@@llchapman1234 at this point they're submitting jokes that they know won't work in the monologue thinking "ok this could definitely make surprise inspection"
@Cancun77122 күн бұрын
Except for Lutz who just goes home, safe in the knowledge he has his own, regular bad lazy jokes segment *called the "Leave-him-alone guy".* And Wahrheit for some reason I have not quite figured out yet but probably cause he is the biggest teacher's pet.
@qqw74322 күн бұрын
I don't get the Subway joke, do help me please.
@barbarahill917622 күн бұрын
@@qqw743Ditto! 🤷😊
@kalei4922 күн бұрын
love how suprise inspection has become a play-along-at-home exercise for me lmao
@user-fq1ig3uy3q22 күн бұрын
😂 They should make it a game show.
@Zimani0822 күн бұрын
I think I only missed two tonight 😀
@kalei4922 күн бұрын
@@Zimani08 i was pretty accurate except for mixing up brian and matt a few times. could’ve sworn brian was the pun guy but apparently he’s got competition haha
@JulieGarrett-ni3zm22 күн бұрын
Three and a half years and he turned around a mess put the usa 🇺🇸 at the top of the g7 .was humble enough to pass the torch ,he will go down in history as a great president .that's what we in the uk 🇬🇧 think
@terryhurtado885222 күн бұрын
the guy who replied under my comment has a profile picture of hitler and your going to like his comment lol You cant blame age when bernies sharper than him but If he turned around a mess you would think his party would alow him to run again but they know he would even lose to an elderly canidate that they gave a felony to
@RGNSS-hn8ew22 күн бұрын
And we here in Oz!* 🇦🇺 ❤️ 🇬🇧 * well, the good ones at least. 🤷♂️
@cynthiadavis310222 күн бұрын
Thank you, UK. Agree❤
@RGNSS-hn8ew22 күн бұрын
@@terryhurtado8852It's called age dude. Didn't they teach you about the how life works in your special ed school? 😟
@granitest8ofmind22 күн бұрын
Some of us in the U.S. think the same....including that he promised to take a woman into office as his vice president before he was elected, then did so - and validated the correctness of that action by sticking to his other promise - that he would only be a one-term president - and stepping aside to promote the person that would have been his running mate. Character in spades. Greatness in humility.
@WaywardVet22 күн бұрын
Awww, the love for those of us who catch him on KZbin the next morning.
@harfangdesneiges22 күн бұрын
I feel like Scollins is basically writing for the Surprise Inspection now
@zk476122 күн бұрын
I look forward to his jokes because it's actually locker room kind of funny.
@alttabby363322 күн бұрын
New name Scollins Inspection
@guyfawkesuThe122 күн бұрын
Sh*t show that cannot get by without telling Trump jokes 3 1/2 years after he left office!
@radicalross770022 күн бұрын
So there's NO truth to the rumor that Seth murdered the real Scollins years ago in a fit of blind drunken rage after a Day Drinking segment and has been secretly submitting dumb jokes in Scollins' name ever since to cover up the crime?
@Enyavar121 күн бұрын
They employ Scollins just to fill this segment.
@snrub200022 күн бұрын
Scollins’ bad jokes plus Seth’s perfect delivery are amazing lol
@etdr22 күн бұрын
We need an actual Oops! All Scollins Surprise Inspection
@iggman1822 күн бұрын
We need an entire Scollins episode.
@HermitLady22 күн бұрын
Nah, sounds like a better idea than it is. 🤦♀️ 😂
@propanegang50722 күн бұрын
Scoll of them!
@Meggyp0p22 күн бұрын
YASSS!1!!!
@RyanEglitis22 күн бұрын
We basically just had one.
@Victoria11T22 күн бұрын
“…At least watch it on KZbin the next day.” He’s talking about us! :D
@jacobgallant890222 күн бұрын
Correction: Caves most assuredly do have shafts. A vertical drop, where the caver would have to abseil, is called a shaft. A daylight shaft starts at the surface, meaning light can shine into the shaft. There are also pitch and single drop shafts, which refer to other forms of verticals in the cave.
@strawberrystarberry14822 күн бұрын
I was looking for this argument 🙏
@AtlanteanTechnarch22 күн бұрын
That's what I thought. Thank you for posting, you know much more about it than I do. Are you a spelunker?
@AshleyVN22 күн бұрын
That's Sethh gettin' shafted then...
@komitkazi22 күн бұрын
@@AshleyVN What you looking at Willis? You have lovely ....eye?
@komitkazi22 күн бұрын
@@AtlanteanTechnarch He's a caveman.
@tetris5maste22 күн бұрын
"Or watch it on youtube the next day" Thanks for seeing us Seth :)
@jcoopes560422 күн бұрын
12:35 is really late when ya gotta get up at 5!
@gamepapa121122 күн бұрын
6:57 I'd like to imagine every time Scollins make an offensive joke like that, he would do what Seth did and say "Scollins!" while pointing at himself like the douchiest 80s frat guy ever.
@user-qg6ry6cj1o22 күн бұрын
Pointing to himself with both his thumbs 😂😂😂
@WettfeetOtterton22 күн бұрын
#Wouldn't that be funny! 🤣🤣🤣😂
@Zimani0822 күн бұрын
“Who wrote that? This guy.” (said in *that* voice)
@spiceyhotpot22 күн бұрын
His photo kind of does that already
@kevmagill516322 күн бұрын
Thank you President Biden.. We love you man!!
@cherylmccloud870922 күн бұрын
Hi from 🇭🇲! Voting reduces the risk of unwanted presidencies.🌊🇺🇸🗽!
@ellicel22 күн бұрын
That needs to be on a shirt!!!
@andrewboteler752222 күн бұрын
You can say that all you want, but its barely audible here in florida, and its a real shame. #yayelectoralcollegeandyourvotesdontmatterifyoubarelyloseastate
@AKHill-gj2uy22 күн бұрын
Godwin time: Hitler was democratically elected
@micahpilson983622 күн бұрын
I love playing "guess who wrote it" so, so much
@TheLinneann22 күн бұрын
That Ally joke was excellent.
@razzledazzyl22 күн бұрын
Poetry indeed!
@randyhowey741422 күн бұрын
I Liked it too !! 🤣🤣
@randyhowey741422 күн бұрын
I Liked it too ! 🤣🤣
@magicinOahu21 күн бұрын
Yup
@JackieBrown11122 күн бұрын
Surprise Inspection is my absolute favorite segment! Team Scollins all the way!!
@lorinotarius22 күн бұрын
The driving cat photo! LOL! This childless cat lady loves it!
@vforwombat991522 күн бұрын
it's toonces.
@istdochallesegal342722 күн бұрын
@@vforwombat9915 we're soooooooo old
@jenniferhart55922 күн бұрын
“He drives around all over the town Toonces the Driving Cat!”
@christopherlundgren170022 күн бұрын
Did they ever do one where Toonces had to appear in traffic court? Cause he was not a great driver.
@curiousnerdkitteh22 күн бұрын
They grow up so fast.
@clemens_lueer22 күн бұрын
7:52 Correction: In The Godfather a real horse's head was used to shoot that scene. It was acquired from a dog food factory.
@madisonsinclair512322 күн бұрын
Beat me to the post...
@rubyfoxall165621 күн бұрын
redemption for scollins' joke!!!
@gamepapa121122 күн бұрын
Rookies can recognize a Scollins joke in a heartbeat. True professionals recognizes Brian and Matt jokes anywhere.
@phelan_pt21 күн бұрын
What if you recognise Ally's? Although to be fair, I thought Matt's was written by Brian, and one of Brian's written by Scollins 😅
@gamepapa121121 күн бұрын
@@phelan_pt Ally's a bit easier to spot. Just listen for the unapologetic goofiness.
@monanaliza20 күн бұрын
@@gamepapa1211 yeah, we knew Scollins is not going to reference My Fair Lady
@kit277022 күн бұрын
The cat-Boston traffic joke... I like the idea of someone in the graphics department being asked for a picture of a cat behind the wheel of a car, and then just thinking, 'Oh, that's easy. I'll just put Mr. Mittens in my Kia when I get home. Boom. Done. Man, I wish they were all this easy.'
@razzledazzyl22 күн бұрын
Even easier? Just grabbing a stock still of SNL’s classic recurring late 80s/early 90s sketch Toonces, the Cat Who Could Drive a Car.
@komitkazi22 күн бұрын
@@razzledazzylThank you. I totally forgot about Toonces. God, it's gonna be a banner year. The little things in life help the medicine go down. My Fair Poppins, whatever.
@kit277013 күн бұрын
@razzledazzyl Oh. Fair enough. Yeah, that would be easier.
@razzledazzyl13 күн бұрын
@@kit2770 Easier, but not as fun as your way, though. 😸
@cleverusername936922 күн бұрын
Scottish Jackal here: Scotland is super excited about Kamala Harris and Tim Walz 🏴💙🇺🇸 to paraphrase Winston Churchill, we're confident that America will do the right thing, now that you've exhausted all other options 😉 Edit: also, a big thank you to President Biden. I can't imagine a more selfless act of patriotism. He'll be remembered fondly by history.
@Rogers_Ranger22 күн бұрын
As a fellow Scot , I approve of this message.
@DonFahquidmi22 күн бұрын
Thank you for your support.🎉
@cleverusername936922 күн бұрын
@@Rogers_Rangerwhereabouts? I'm in Inverness
@noname-by3qz22 күн бұрын
Thanks so much. Do you think Scotland will be free of English rule soon?
@karenlepage-mindfulmaker22 күн бұрын
This attitude makes us so excited our kid is going to University in Scotland next month.
@jeffsavola22 күн бұрын
This Surprise Inspection has surprisingly good jokes. The "rock hard" joke is hilarious
@Tonyhouse116822 күн бұрын
Picking Vance was the best thing drumpf’s done in years (or ever). He’s so unlikable and weird and it’s eating them all up so bad; I’m totally here for it!
@DopeyDetector22 күн бұрын
Drumpf? Are you 8?
@derekrhodes453622 күн бұрын
@DopeyDetector that was his name before his grandfather (or maybe his father) changed it.
@robi631722 күн бұрын
@@derekrhodes4536 true
@guyfawkesuThe122 күн бұрын
Sh*t show that cannot get by without telling Trump jokes 3 1/2 years after he left office!
@Tonyhouse116822 күн бұрын
#MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain
@Ivar-V22 күн бұрын
Micheal Keaton as a lost new england cat with a mid-Atlantic accent, driving through the tri-state area in search of catnip. Let the hijinks roll 😂.
@razzledazzyl22 күн бұрын
8:06 Allie’s jokes are always great! They’re the control in an experiment that provides a baseline for how terrible the rest are. 🙌
@sherinameless161822 күн бұрын
I think she is a DEI hire, in that she is funny, and thus she diversifies the writing staff. 😊
@sherinameless161822 күн бұрын
A bot has already stolen your comment and gotten a ton of bot likes. You need to be sexier if you want to compete. 😉
@SolarScion22 күн бұрын
Subjective. I really liked hers, but I also thought most of them were better than the standard monologue jokes on the show; they just don't want to fully endorse such edgy material or that may be offensive to localities instead of big hitters and conservative griftshits.
@xxCD7xx22 күн бұрын
The Whales in Spain joke was perfect IMO
@thechestrockfield22 күн бұрын
I gotta say, those Surprise Inspection jokes were bangers. Seriously, funniest bunch of 'em yet. Totally could have been in the show.
@howardhales632522 күн бұрын
Weren't they?
@michelehemlokhexwhite431022 күн бұрын
For sure! 😂
@thechestrockfield22 күн бұрын
@howardhales6325 The premise is "we couldn't use these jokes". TECHNICALLY, they were in the slow, but only under that guise.
@komitkazi22 күн бұрын
@@thechestrockfield A form of plausible denialability.
@howardhales632522 күн бұрын
@@thechestrockfield He used them, but provided an out if they weren't up to par.
@crywalt22 күн бұрын
As a native Staten Islander, I'm on Scollins's side. The great thing about being from Staten Island is, everywhere you go, it's better.
@bovinityleak206622 күн бұрын
Same for the south 😂
@leekelley470122 күн бұрын
Everything is coming up Scollins.
@RealBLAlley22 күн бұрын
LOL
@marydolores1122 күн бұрын
Ha!! Wagner College graduate here- I went home every single weekend. LOL!!
@crywalt22 күн бұрын
@@marydolores11 You notice it's free to leave but they charge you a toll on the way back, right?
@Beautiful-ModelBarbara-Hut-s1j21 күн бұрын
I love how Seth uses the same lead to his periodic segments. Knowing what's coming next boots my heart rate! And I say this as a cardiac patient. Thanks!
@Greyblockpuppy22 күн бұрын
"Kamala Harris has a resume; Donald Trump has a Wrapsheet." - Jasmine Crockett
@weehudyy22 күн бұрын
' Rap-sheet ... '
@bovinityleak206622 күн бұрын
RAP (record of arrests and prosecutions) sheet not wrap sheet. A wrap sheet is something that comes on a roll in your kitchen or what you put the dead body in before loading it into your trunk. Lol 😊
@julierawlins598422 күн бұрын
Yup
@jeffyoung363522 күн бұрын
that was killer
@kmw877522 күн бұрын
@@bovinityleak2066 And if used in the second meaning, that will give you a rap sheet. 😊
@KyleRayner1222 күн бұрын
I'm from MA, and I can say that Scollins does indeed make us proud.
@rabbit25122 күн бұрын
Spoken like a true person from MA, the northern version of Florida. 🐝
@lenninyberg406422 күн бұрын
@@rabbit251 No. I’m in MA and I wouldn’t go to Florida if I was well paid!
@robinbanksy292622 күн бұрын
And pregnant. In a parking lot.
@rabbit25122 күн бұрын
@@lenninyberg4064 Just being a jackal, but your answer is proving my point. Sorry.
@SugarandSarcasm22 күн бұрын
Must be a low bar then. Heyo! 🤣
@ryran22 күн бұрын
All the writers are awesome, but Surprise Inspection seems like such a testament to Amber's skill as a writer because DAMN she never gets called out.
@danielyoung541719 күн бұрын
She might not write monologue jokes. Some of the writers specialize on certain segments.
@tamrasmith174422 күн бұрын
Nothing says I’m an a**hole like trying to tell people who’ve been doing something for almost 95 years, how to do what they are famous for doing. Just remember that Pennsylvania.
@8__vv__822 күн бұрын
Ttump always putting ketchup on his well done steak was/is a legitimate culinary crime, but Vance’s outrage has big “Obama asked for Dijon mustard” energy.
@DiggySoze22 күн бұрын
Not for nothing, while I do agree with your sentiment Philly Cheese Steaks are trash. Cheez wiz!? As the official topping?!? Eugh. Chopped beef. Onions, peppers, Pepperjack.
@user-sv9nb8ky2t22 күн бұрын
there's video of trump eating a slice of pizza with a fork and knife @@8__vv__8
@jaredR20721 күн бұрын
@@DiggySozeto me a lot depends on the type of steak, the real ones use ribeye, most places around the country use frozen shaved skirt steak or something similar.
@argo1221 күн бұрын
@@DiggySoze Yeah, I've never had an official Philly Cheese Steak. Considering Cheez Whiz is so vile, I doubt I ever will. I like your recipe, that sounds delicious!
@kelleywimberley22 күн бұрын
I’m sorry but I think Joe did an amazing job and I for one am very proud of his accomplishments
@SenorDesmadre22 күн бұрын
No need to apologize for that!
@richsmith642222 күн бұрын
So does Seth , he's just goofing
@Protohomo119 күн бұрын
...what did he accomplish?
@kelleywimberley19 күн бұрын
@@Protohomo1 infrastructure for one
@Protohomo119 күн бұрын
@@kelleywimberley we have failing infrastructure for years now. Most bridge s are a d rating or lower
@canadaclaret22 күн бұрын
I am not a cat lover but that cat driving the car in Boston was cute as hell. Maybe somebody should put funny pictures and videos of cats on the internet. I bet people would watch them.
@LindaC61622 күн бұрын
😅😅 That one made me laugh out loud! Graphics deserves part of the credit! I haven't heard the name Karen Chee in forever. I wonder if she's still writing for this show?
@sherinameless161822 күн бұрын
Aw, Toonces, we barely knew ye.
@gnocchidokey22 күн бұрын
by jove you might be onto something
@sherinameless161822 күн бұрын
@@LindaC616Last time I checked the IMDB, she wasn't listed as a current writer. 😥
@GneasYTC22 күн бұрын
@canadaclaret - Naah, don't be silly. Cat videos would never catch on.
@rabbit25122 күн бұрын
I live in Tokyo and the only way I can watch Seth in on youtube.
@olorin431722 күн бұрын
Ally’s joke was too good for this bit. How dare you.
@razzledazzyl22 күн бұрын
Her jokes are the exception that prove the rule.
@JohnDrummondPhoto22 күн бұрын
I literally almost spit up a glass of wine at "beating a dead horse" 💀💀💀 P.S. that last Skollins joke was actually pretty good!
@courteouscarpenter781122 күн бұрын
Seth is the best. Really enjoy the surprise inspection
@squishyshelli22 күн бұрын
Allie should definitely get more credit for the whale joke, that was GOLD!
@eljefe88122 күн бұрын
No. It made no sense whatsoever. How is it even a joke?
@squishyshelli22 күн бұрын
@@eljefe881it's a play on the phrase "the rain in Spain stays mainly in the plains" from a song in My Fair Lady. I guess it IS kind of a niche joke, but I grew up hearing that phrase frequently.
@lrs777722 күн бұрын
Biden was high energy & inspiring.
@John.Flower.Productions22 күн бұрын
This man is the sitting (in his own waste) President of the United States. No amount of "high energy" injections can make that acceptable. *Disgusting.*
@MarilynMansonisinnocentERWlied22 күн бұрын
Said no one ever.😂
@freya813322 күн бұрын
@@MarilynMansonisinnocentERWliedAt least he's not a rambling idiot like the Orange Tool. Sharks and batteries, anyone?
@komitkazi22 күн бұрын
@@MarilynMansonisinnocentERWlied Said Nesferatu
@MarilynMansonisinnocentERWlied22 күн бұрын
@@komitkazi Hahahaha.
@JF-cn3cz22 күн бұрын
I love surprise inspection. Seth gets his writers names and faces on air while making fun of them. It's a win win.
@sherinameless161822 күн бұрын
Bryan has gone from dad jokes to classical Greek statue jokes. Good for him.
@Ariel_thenotsolittlemermaid22 күн бұрын
*Roman statue. Is Bacchus, not Dionysus
@sherinameless161822 күн бұрын
@@Ariel_thenotsolittlemermaid Thank you for the correction. It is good to see the that the acumen of the Jackals is not just a myth.
@chlojolo22 күн бұрын
To be fair, “by a highway near a Dunkin Donuts” describes the entire eastern third of the state.
@cramsey6322 күн бұрын
That Dunkin joke was gold! Good job Scollins!
@StevenFuller5522 күн бұрын
Absolutely no idea what the Subway thing meant.
@civil_villain22 күн бұрын
The Dunkin Donuts joke actually passed inspection in my book.
@ellengrace460922 күн бұрын
1:15 As a Pennsylvania native, I support this message! #CheesesteaksDontHaveSwissCheeseDuh
@jhatchett710122 күн бұрын
He is disrespectful even to food!!
@anthonysilvestri494622 күн бұрын
Yinz aint from dawntawn are ya? 🙂
@davidg394422 күн бұрын
@@jhatchett7101 Did he have sex with the food? If so, I hope he bought it flowers first...
@trm4life22 күн бұрын
What the Nancy Kerrigan joke didn't initiate the "if you got that joke, it's time to schedule your colonoscopy in 5 to 10 years" ? 😅
@kmksmith193522 күн бұрын
Couldn’t get the QR to scan… bummer. I was hoping for a Jackal review 😂
@seanrafajko22 күн бұрын
Saw it live, great speech!
@paulyricca388122 күн бұрын
🥃👴🏻 NETWORK TV NEWS SUCK
@walterbo768722 күн бұрын
@@paulyricca3881 like your life 😂😂
@BrianA290622 күн бұрын
I'm so sorry you had to experience that.
@JudyPitcher22 күн бұрын
@@paulyricca3881I guess that's your US media because I saw all the speeches on CBC here in Canada.
@kxs726722 күн бұрын
Just wanted to say, the whales in Spain joke was my favourite by far: clever and classy. (Also, I hope it's true.)
@foppishdilletaunt991122 күн бұрын
Trumpledforeskin’s Lawn Order speech in front of loitering cops in Michigan today almost had enough energy to be boring…
@DonFahquidmi22 күн бұрын
IKR?! Don Snoreleon strikes again 😂
@jorgegonzalez-larramendi549122 күн бұрын
Double time and a half,,, sir. They love the creep
@alumpyhorse22 күн бұрын
Trumplethinskin
@hollyconnelly21922 күн бұрын
Exactly!
@jaijavtwo422 күн бұрын
Didn’t it feel like he was on sedatives. He was lethargic and got almost no reaction for long periods of his speech. I’m here for it!
@aaronpeart22 күн бұрын
Seth if it helps I binge everything when I finish work, around 1am so your sacrifice has not gone unnoticed
@vanessawhitneypro22 күн бұрын
Thank You, Seth & Late Night Crew!
@ItsAVolcano22 күн бұрын
I mean if you're gonna do lewd acts to a statue, Bacchus would probably be the one who'd least mind and might even approve.😅
@razzledazzyl22 күн бұрын
I have no doubt statues of Eros, Cupid, Venus, Aphrodite, Dionysus, Silenus and especially Priapus would definitely be down for some lewd and lascivious behaviour.
@BA-rh5hy22 күн бұрын
Thank you Seth and the team for another great show! Appreciate the laughs!! .
@radiokarla22 күн бұрын
Ali’s “My Fair Lady” joke was totally on point 😅😊👍
@u.s.197422 күн бұрын
I totally agree. Somehow the line was sung in Audrey Hepburn's voice in my head, so good it was.
@alumpyhorse22 күн бұрын
1:00 youtube jackal reporting 🐾
@wayneerichsen22 күн бұрын
You beat me to it 😂.
@alumpyhorse22 күн бұрын
@@wayneerichsen 😁🐾🐾
@Zimani0822 күн бұрын
🐾
@alumpyhorse22 күн бұрын
@@Zimani08 (fellow jackal howl)
@extraterrestrialenby21 күн бұрын
aoooooo 🐾
@Njskabone22 күн бұрын
Gotta say, i'm annoyed that that QR code didn't actually work
@rubyfoxall165621 күн бұрын
disappointing! step it up, graphics team :P
@tokenblackgirl848022 күн бұрын
SOOOOO PROUD OF BIDEN!!!! I CRIED SO GOOD
@michelebrugha169022 күн бұрын
I called it pride and hope running out of my face! Totally different than sad cry!
@elizabethalexander652822 күн бұрын
He is loveable.
@cynthiadavis310222 күн бұрын
Me too❤
@daveg-Vancouver_Island22 күн бұрын
Yup, President Biden is an amazing person! Much❤️from🇨🇦
@itspersonal335116 күн бұрын
Fifty years of sacrifice and service and I’m gonna miss that man. 🥹 He has always put our country before anything else.
@hepcatliz22 күн бұрын
Oh my god that Clinton joke had me CACKLING 😅😂😂
@alexmenke360822 күн бұрын
Are you absolutely sure that cat wasn't released by a late RFK Jr trying to catch a flight?
@henrygvidonas957322 күн бұрын
Well, the cat isn't dead like the poor bear. RFK Jr. behaves and talks like a ten-year-old future serial killer. Messsing around with carcasses is one of the telltale signs.
@notevenlistening607222 күн бұрын
@@henrygvidonas9573He says he saw someone else hit it with a car. I doubt that sooo much 😅
@elevationspeaker22 күн бұрын
That last joke at the end redeems the rest 🤣🤣🤣💯
@Opus31322 күн бұрын
The difference between the DNC party and the RNC snoozefest could not be more stark! Vote 💙
@2fast2nick22 күн бұрын
Seriously.. People are like normal looking, dressed normal, not saying insane stuff. Everyone is positive. Completely different.
@cloudwatcher60822 күн бұрын
The Bill Clinton joke was definitely good enough for prime monologue 😂
@sydneystorm75322 күн бұрын
You Rule Seth!!!
@rabbit25122 күн бұрын
You shouldn't stoke his already overinflated ego. I'll bet the NBC gift shop now sells float balloons with Seth's head on them.
@dancollins617122 күн бұрын
That last one about the birth at Dunkin belonged in the monologue! Would’ve been a solid closer. 👍🏼
@Lotsoflettersforaname22 күн бұрын
They found an ancient CVS receipt at the same site. It weighs 80 pounds and is 100 ft long.
@_ksm092222 күн бұрын
Damn, it's almost long enough to be a CVS receipt!
@Darchias22 күн бұрын
Wow those receipts really grew over the years.
@komitkazi22 күн бұрын
HALF OFF COOKIE DOUGH!!!
@Lotsoflettersforaname22 күн бұрын
Every response has no idea what my joke is.
@Lotsoflettersforaname22 күн бұрын
@@_ksm0922 yea! That is why I said that same thing! Wow!
@MissKarenvanessa22 күн бұрын
These weren’t terrible. I definitely chuckled
@jvissers308622 күн бұрын
I actually believe Seth does the surveys from the receipt. That's the kind of person that does Corrections.
@lesley-annemclelland85722 күн бұрын
As a non American I think Bernie Sanders is the best President that you never had. Bernie is surely an amazing individual who would surelyhave taken America forward and definitely prevented the Grand Orange Felon from ever becoming president.
@JK-rt1gy22 күн бұрын
Great speech
@slothachunk22 күн бұрын
That was a real horses head used in The Godfather, just like they used the very real human skeletons in The Poltergeist.
@theresapotter22 күн бұрын
🎉BRAVO PRESIDENT BIDEN 🎉
@tombailey105922 күн бұрын
Swaddling Joe Biden in butterfly kisses after stealing his shot at a second term is slightly psychopathic, no?
@robynjeucken339122 күн бұрын
Love him 💙💙💙💙💙
@John.Flower.Productions22 күн бұрын
This man is the sitting (in his own waste) President of the United States. *Disgusting.*
@user-yx9rk8lg7o22 күн бұрын
Best in my life! I'm 36! 💙🩵💙 Vote up and down the ballot, and tell other people even if they're not excited, that their vote does matter from the supreme Court down to the school boards 🎉
@eileendunn213022 күн бұрын
💙❤💙❤💙❤💙
@hotcoldd22 күн бұрын
I'm sure the candles loved it 😂
@smrenshaw22 күн бұрын
I called Surprise Inspection after the results of some of the jokes last night 😂
@picahudsoniaunflocked542622 күн бұрын
We have to get Corrections an Emmy for Seth, so he loves us again
@kc10man22 күн бұрын
Seth should do a podcast with Gavin Newsom and Tim Walz
@lilybee733422 күн бұрын
I’m religiously watching you every morning on KZbin from the Netherlands. Keep up the good work 💪🏼
@MdW417722 күн бұрын
John Kerry once made the same grave mistake of asking for Swiss on his Philly Cheesesteak...
@salchipapa584322 күн бұрын
What's the usual cheese, cheez-wiz?
@MdW417722 күн бұрын
@@salchipapa5843 That, or American or Provolone. Interestingly enough, Cooper Sharp, a "Pasteurized Process American Cheese", is gaining ground as a new cheese option as of 2023. Made from aged Cheddar and having a higher milkfat content, the product is sharper and creamier than ordinary American cheese. According to Kosuke Chujo, who runs a cheesesteak shop in Japan, the cheese "was very creamy and delicious with the perfect balance of salt".
@komitkazi22 күн бұрын
@@MdW4177 If it says Philly it's got to be cheese whiz. My religion prevents any whiz from coming in contact with edibles. This dude abides.
@canaisyoung360122 күн бұрын
Yes. Also, provolone, but mostly Cheez-Wiz. @@salchipapa5843
@canaisyoung360113 күн бұрын
And that's why he's not president, among other reasons.
@MercedesCruz-qe1nj22 күн бұрын
Love your show, Seth, you give us the truth in a humorous way.❤❤❤
@marybellefleur22 күн бұрын
0:13 That felt pretty real lol
@neiladam283222 күн бұрын
The Scollins joke about the candles was gold. Blew… my mind.
@opaladwyl22 күн бұрын
Omggg scollins!!!! Killed it tonight!! The subway joke 😂😂😂😂
@wharris12318422 күн бұрын
8:50 Wait’ll the jackals get a hold of this one… 🐺
@razzledazzyl22 күн бұрын
6:36 Matt Goldich getting comfortable with the couch!
@rabbit25122 күн бұрын
With it, on it, in it, many prepositions work here.
@user-oh2ll4tw5y22 күн бұрын
And it all made sense! 💙💙💙
@LisaLisa00122 күн бұрын
Seth!!! Those jokes were all winners! Thank you for sharing them. ❤❤❤
@BarbaraHutchison-m8s22 күн бұрын
your pod cast, could actually be, the most famous for the fact that no one that is currently living has listened to a single moment of your show. I salute you sir.
@d1p7022 күн бұрын
Lol true, but to be fair that is like 90% of all podcasts ever!
@twincast200522 күн бұрын
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@RicardoPozasD22 күн бұрын
Surprise Inspection is totally my favorite drinking game!!
@Aabicus22 күн бұрын
CORRECTION: 7:28 they actually did use a real horse head in the Godfather, it wasn't a prop (It was borrowed from a nearby slaughterhouse that was gonna kill the horse anyway)
@MasterOfDarkness4206922 күн бұрын
Lol no kidding wow
@huber777722 күн бұрын
Yeah! It was a dog food plant in New Jersey. Francis Ford Coppola didn't like the look of the prop horse head so he found a horse at the plant that looked like the one in the movie and asked if he could have the head when they killed it. "One day, a crate with dry ice came with this horse's head in it" -Francis Ford Coppola
@rubyfoxall165621 күн бұрын
time for animal flubs?!
@heatherburnard180521 күн бұрын
I came to say this 😂 yes jackals unite!
@MadHatterTheMatter22 күн бұрын
every time, surprise inspection is the BEST audience reactions
@jackl4laughs22 күн бұрын
Correction: If you Seth Meyers are getting beat up for Scollins Staten Island joke you just scream "no I'm Colin Jost, don't you recognize me outside of the 2024 Paris Olympic coverage? That's how bad those weeks were for me in Tahiti."
@swightfoof21 күн бұрын
The My Fair Lady joke worked perfectly. It deserved to be in the monologue or whatever section it would go in that isn't surprise inspection! But then again, I'm a jackal who is a musical theater nerd, so it's a joke for me
@philstuf22 күн бұрын
@1:26.... Provolone face-palm.
@teenygozer22 күн бұрын
Allie's joke was perfection!
@Tzgrey7722 күн бұрын
Last time I was this early to a Seth video, he was still wearing a suit 😂