President George W. Bush Plays “Bushism or Not?”

[@lorrainea4185]

Surprised they didn’t use the quote “ Most of our imports come from other countries” Lol

[@pepperpepperpepper]

Did he do "mission accomplished?" I couldn't watch it.

[@Fragenzeichenplatte]

Surprised they didn't use the quote about how there are definitely WMD in Iraq and that we need to invade.

[@lorrainea4185]

@@Fragenzeichenplatte Because it’s not funny.

[@diegus012]

He had a face like he still doesn’t know what’s wrong with the he/her reading phrase. Serious…

[@jayamarillo628]

*m o s t ?*

[@StoneBubbles]

My favorite: “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful - and so are we. They never stop thinking of new ways to harm our country and our people - and neither do we.”

[@skoll_2024]

There’s “Freudian slips” and then there was this cherry. Like he just left a netting with Cheney and dad.

[@shieh.4743]

😆😆😆

[@cmj199318]

Truth slips out

[@bZgtHeSTD]

I guess that's the problem

[@joolsmacgrools1288]

It's Tragic by No Use For A Name used this exact quote. Great song, great band. I didn't like Bush when I was growing up, but in hindsight I think he was largely just a clueless, jovial puppet. But he had a thick skin, and he wasn't an unfeeling bastard, so he's got my respect in a sense. I'd still have a beer with him.

[@w5527]

Bush tolerating Kimmel is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while 😂

[@n0denz]

Truly the kind of fortitude it takes to be President.

[@n0denz]

@@AlbertZiegler069 Let me guess. You think the worst President was Trump. Worse than than Nixon? Warren G. Harding? Andrew Johnson? Jimmy Carter? Herbert Hoover? HW Bush? Woodrow Wilson? Come on now.

[@chriswakefield9538]

Rattlehead!

[@ThatColin]

@@n0denzyes. Jimmy Carter does not deserve to be on this list. He was handed some bad stuff that he couldn’t manage.

[@philster6383]

OH YES trump is the WORST and he is still trying to destroy America@@n0denz

[@lennon6235]

my favorite bushism was when he lied about weapons of mass destruction and started a never ending war haha that one was so funny

[@arthas640]

It's a proud american tradition. FDR smuggled weapons into europe and lied about it, then claimed that when the Germans sank the Lusitiania they were attacking a civilian target when FDR and american allies kept using civilians as meat shields when sending cargo, then FDR used that sinking as justification to go to war the American people had opposed. Kennedy tried to perpetrate a false flag operation to get the US involved in a war in cuba and tried to sweep it under the rug when it failed, backfired, and nearly caused WW3 (he gets a pass though since his assassination made him an icon in america, especially among liberals). LBJ fabricated the Gulf of Tonkin so he could ramp up the Vietnam war (previously an undeclared war for years). That's all without getting into the War of 1812, numerous banana republics and colonial wars that had justifications so paper thin they'd make bush blush, or the mexican American war. Bush just carried on the tradition set forth by his predecessors but we all pretend like hes the only one who did it since hes A: conservative and B: an unpopular Republican, even within the GOP. If only hed had the good sense of being a democrat, being more populist like Trump, or had the good sense to get assassinated hed be added to America's pantheon of hero worship like war hawks LBJ and Kennedy or if hed been better at scapegoating hed be worshiped like Trump

[@afrosamuri05]

Pretty sure he wasn't the one pulling the strings, just a puppet dude.

[@johnirby8847]

@@afrosamuri05 yeah

[@StatsCount]

💀

[@brremsilverte.9022]

@@arthas640 fdr wasn’t around when the Germans sank the Lusitania

[@TheTeresamori]

But he didn’t do the fool me once one. That my favorite

[@foppishdilletaunt9911]

Do you have a sister named Momenti ?

[@darshin95]

Can’t get fooled again

[@chicodalianis8004]

That’s because he’s from Texas... that saying was from Tennessee... well could be Texas

[@toolrammsteindeftones]

My favorite too. Still makes me laugh

[@TheTeresamori]

@@toolrammsteindeftones I say it all the time wrong and I quote him.

[@junayedalam6383]

"Thank You, Your Holiness, Awesome Speech"

[@SeeYouNextT]

Lmao reminds me of “Thank you, Kanye. Very cool!”

[@santividal9387]

I don't get how that's a Bushism. I mean, it might sound awkward but the phrase is not gramaticaly incorrect or with double meaning...

[@MarkSmithhhh]

​@santividal9387 it's like a nonchalant, sort of "unimpressed" way to address the pope

[@lizgoldstein4256]

Just awesome.

[@jackforseti224]

@@santividal9387 that was the least bad of the quotes

[@DMacy7]

“One of the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water.” - Donald J. Trump

[@oneminutemotivation2982]

Lmao I saw it live😂😂

[@arcticxassassin6287]

Ain't no way 🤣

[@becks_r]

ONE OF THE BEST

[@arthas640]

Trump, Biden, and Bush have to be 3 of the least articulate presidents in living memory. They're all well educated men, Bush even went to Yale and Harvard, but they make so many gaffes they end up sounding like they're reading lines written by grade school children.

[@3x157]

I can't laugh at anything Trump or Biden say, they don't even have comedic timing. Bush on the other hand is a master.

[@cbalano]

I remember there was a website back in the day. In an entry field you would write a normal sentence of your choice, then next to it there was a button labeled "Bushify". As you pressed the button, the words written became scrambled and mangled to form a sentence that president Bush could have said using those words - hilarious.

[@JonahDominguez]

i forgot about that

[@ModernDayRenaissanceMan]

OMG thanks for reminding me about this

[@MatthewChristianMurray]

Is that archived on Wayback?

[@Maxzes_]

Someone tell me the website

[@MalloryMoore-u7v]

I NEED THE WEBSITE

[@ashums980]

I love how he can laugh at himself, he's hilarious.

[@madianantar7842]

More like goofy

[@bdixon1]

yeah war crime are very funny

[@Ma1q444]

@@genb4374😂😂😂

[@TrapperTales]

@@genb4374 I love how easy it is to spot stick in the mud always mad at life lefties who cant appreciate the ability to laugh at ones self, honestly comes off like a child folding his arm scowling. 🤣RENT FREE.

[@lucasrichards7247]

@@TrapperTalesyea like I wasn’t fond of his presidency esp bc of the Iraq war but c’mon like ppl need to grow up

[@aidanjackson3885]

"Thank You, Your Holiness, Awesome Speech"-my senior quote

[@co2_os]

I'm not a native speaker, what's wrong with the quote?

[@Jinkroll]

@@co2_os there’s nothing wrong with the sentence, but it sounds funny

[@rinleddy1082]

It's just the level of formality. The quote is extremely informal, the exchange would usually have a much higher level of formality, like "Thank you Your Holiness, we are honored." whereas "awesome speech" sounds like something you'd say to your buddy in a relaxed setting. Very harmlessly funny😂

[@helena-mc85]

Heck, I love this - the Dalai Lama spoke at my graduation and I get the sentiment totally. Love it 🙂

[@thematthew761]

@@rinleddy1082awesome has a more formal connotation but yeah

[@darshin95]

He’s legitimately so hilarious unintentionally

[@soccerguy325]

Seems to be a trend with Republican presidents.

[@soccerguy325]

@President-Caliph Dhuku How so? Also I was replying to the "unintentionally hilarious" comment, btw.

[@soccerguy325]

@President-Caliph Dhuku Drone program probably. But that's about it. No offense, but the fact that you think there was any kind of escalation of the Iraq war under Obama, or that the NSA spying program was a war crime, shows that you're pretty misinformed. I have a lot of disagreements with Obama's presidency but a lot of what you're saying just doesn't make sense.

[@soccerguy325]

@President-Caliph Dhuku You sound very disgruntled. I have a million problems with the Democrats. Never in a million years would I be under the impression that they are all righteous and perfect, certainly not their presidents. But I call things as I see them. I hate Obama's drone program, and I hate how he began funding the Saudi-led Yemeni intervention, especially considering how it opened the door for Trump to make it even worse. But there was nothing illegal about the war against ISIS, or the intervention in the Libyan civil war. There's absolutely zero evidence to indicate that the intervention is what caused the country's downward spiral. In case you've forgotten, Libya in great turmoil when we entered. That country was headed for either revolution or endless civil war one way or another. It was the fact that the US and NATO had zero exit plan, and basically just peaced out after Gaddafi died without doing jackshit to maintain the country's infrastructure which is why the country's an absolute mess right now. In case you haven't noticed, Syria is also in shambles - probably worse shape - but there was no intervention there. Again, I'll hold every president accountable for their bad actions. And Obama had plenty. But I'm not going to be misguided about it.

[@TheCatWrangler]

@President-Caliph Dhuku you sound exactly like my father. He has the exact same opinions, you guys would get along great, lol. I think I pretty much agree. But although they made horrible decisions while in office I think they were likely trying to do the right thing. Not that that excuses it at all, but neither bush nor obama/Biden are evil, ya know. At least not from what the public has seen.

[@ronnyshama]

"Fade into Bolivian" Hahahahaha that one got me the most😹

[@lrrrruleroftheplanetomicro6881]

It's a cocaine reference

[@planetBheen]

You’re easy to impress

[@TonysMusic1974]

I knew that one right away

[@MatthewChristianMurray]

Didn’t Mike Tyson say something similar?

[@benzellfloyd9471]

Was not a fan of him as a President, but he seems like a wonderfully likable person. I would love to meet him one day.

[@chrissteed8170]

I did meet him in July 2005.

[@abusiddique7170]

Not even it was your mum or children that died

[@SjaeDanmark]

​@@abusiddique7170can you actually not be politicsbraines for 5 minutes

[@BennieTarrMusic]

Let's meet him at his execution... Oh that's right, the Americans will never take that responsibility.

[@Mahi-nw5vh]

It's always nice to meet a mass murderer

[@cvdtzrn]

Well, at least he has a sense of humor, unlike other war criminals.

[@michaeloftaoism]

Yeah it's weird how a country can pass a "law" to not be tried in the Hague... very convenient

[@DrunkenSocrates]

@@michaeloftaoism yeah it’s funny how everyone treats a criminal like a hero

[@phantommagnolia]

like Obama?

[@babarazamsucks]

@@phantommagnolia No like Trump. Oh boo hoo. So expectant to see comments like this one just because their favorite President got called out or their favorite political party got called out.

[@phantommagnolia]

@@babarazamsucks ok what war did he start ? ☺

[@r.mcdonnell8614]

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test Love him or hate him, he's speaking straight facts

[@bazingaShelly]

And that was BEFORE all this confusion with pronouns. His "gaffe" was prophetic, to some extent.

[@arthas640]

No Child Left Behind has many issues but it did have some good ideas which were kept intact after Bush left office. It was at its most basic an attempt to set standards and basic metrics to measure education levels. There had been previous and similar programs under LBJ and Reagan since there were fears that education standards were too low and too poorly measured. Ironically the biggest issue after No Child Left Behind went into effect were schools manipulation the system to improve scores, which was the exact fear that had motivated programs like No Child Left Behind. Obama's improved Every Student Succeeds Act incorporated parts of No Child Left Behind since it actually had good motivation and some good ideas, and they fixed some of the flaws. I was in school when it first went into effect and not long after the size of my schools special ed class exploded and they started dumping kids with ADHD and similar issues, and even just normal underachievers into special ed alongside the kids with genuine mental disabilities, all likely done to keep those kids away from the standardized testing. It was kind of wild but i spent a little over a year in special ed because I had ADHD and only got out when it was proven that i was actually scoring above average in many areas, later found out they just assumed that my bad handwriting and constant fidgeting meant i was stupid.

[@blah7983]

He was actually 100% right about the best methods to teach kids to read. “Balanced Literacy”, “Cueing method” and other ideas based off Mary Clay (well meaning, but very wrong) pushed by Lucy Caulkins basically promoted guessing over decoding phonetically. This makes kids look good in kindergarten, but fails them by late elementary. Bush’s program was against those methods, but he didn’t succeed.

[@dayeeoliver]

"Shoe me once, shoes on you. shoe me twice I'm keeping those shoes" Can someone tell me who said that?

[@Novgord98]

Will ferrel

[@benriffle104]

I shoe can't

[@nevillemenezes2102]

Naw, the actual quote was: "Shoe my once, shoe on you; shoe me twice....I can't get shoe'd again"

[@nathanielreichert4638]

Kanye 😂

[@MatthewChristianMurray]

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on glue.

[@mrfayetteville91]

Jimmy Kimmel and George are good people that we should totally trust 🤣 they definitely have our best interests at heart

[@Tohdette]

You are kidding, right? You have to be kidding...if you are, that's a nice one, but couldn't tell that you are being sarcastic from the way you wrote it.

[@xTruncz]

@@Tohdette he is kidding

[@michelleper5065]

Kimmel was alwaya a nobody but he soldout the right way @the right age and got the "success" he wanted, OFC by then TV did not matter anymore since no one watched lol

[@karensmiles7463]

🤢

[@johnorson6907]

I hope to god that you’re being sarcastic

[@doughboy_503]

Jimmy: “Do you know they have a thing called Bushisms?” George: : “Umm, nah, ugh, yes” 😂🤣

[@StoneBubbles]

“They misunderestimated me.”

[@alwillk]

“Strateagery.”

[@mohammedhardi7891]

Bush's laughter makes me laugh

[@Muleek.420]

I was looking for a comment like yours 🤣🤣😂

[@obama9535]

I wonder if “weapons of mass destruction” was just another goofy “Bushism”

[@King_Zog_I]

Invasion was still justified regardless

[@wooljoker7763]

@@King_Zog_Iwe killed 500,000 civilians in a war fought over WMDs that didn’t exist. Iraq was not remotely justified

[@King_Zog_I]

@@wooljoker7763 Iraq was still ruled by militaristic dictator, who was invading countries, ramping up military expenditure, and pursuing wmds. It was 100% justified

[@chrissteed8170]

I love Jimmy’s response of, “Except for sharks.” Fluency in English is still a Bushism. I love the Yogi Berra quote.

[@bazingaShelly]

Yeah, Jimmy knows , especially when it comes to sharks: The International Fund for Animal Welfare (IFAW) estimates that up to 273 million sharks are killed each year. (the commercial fishing kills over 100 million sharks annually.) There are over 500 species of sharks in the ocean, and some of their populations are declining by as much as 99%.

[@hellobello8913]

Glad to see he has a sense of humor about himself.

[@possession2]

Hes a war criminal, he should be in prison but at least he can laugh at himself

[@RareHarmony]

@@possession2 You could say that about plenty of presidents and presidential candidates, but money talks. But he can laugh at himself, as you both have said, so there is that.

[@spateri728]

@@possession2 Ahhh. You do realise how decisions are made in government. Like every government. I'll agree with the war in Iraq under false pretences but is that really just his decision?

[@aproxamillionwasps474]

@@spateri728 he was the commander in chief, he was responsible for those decisions.

[@thefourshowflip]

“I couldn’t say nuculur” whilst still mispronouncing nuclear 🤣

[@NiVi192]

" ...And my guess is that Laura had done that before?" - Exactly. 🤣🤣🤣

[@damirko06]

shoe dodging...priceless 🤣

[@Fragenzeichenplatte]

Men being tortured and women and children not dodging bullets and rockets.... also priceless 🤣🤣

[@Ivugangingo]

Bush laughing like: 😅

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[@ricardobjj24]

Working hard to put food on your family

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[@SatansGreatestSoldier]

Bush, Mike Tyson & Christopher Walken should do a movie together. It would be so unintentionally hilarious

[@MatthewChristianMurray]

Cameos from Will Ferrell as an impersonator and Dana Carvey as a Bush Sr. impersanator. They can go on a road trip trying to track down the impersonators who are…I dunno, doing something they shouldn’t.

[@alexmaverick6647]

You know, he may be a war criminal responsible for the death of millions, but he seems just so sweet and lovable.

[@RabidCatGirl]

dude right. its disgusting

[@lizweber14]

He's not a human he just played one on TV... Poorly

[@Nightmate_1997]

A man killed millions of people and orphaned millions of children is kind and lovable? Wow. Just wow.

[@MiaSoreryOF]

@@Nightmate_1997 2 sides to every coin. If you knew nothing about the man he would in fact come off as lovable. He was very nice in this clip PERIOD that is indisputable. And yet he was a shitty president

[@bestialinvasion667]

What an ignorant comment to make. Adorable war criminal. Pfft

[@bluesboy54321]

'The trouble with the French is, they don't have a word for entrepreneur' G W Bush.

[@BoredDan7]

That one appears not to be something he actually said. At the very least there isn't reliable evidence.

[@barrywalls7175]

Imagine Trump laughing at himself like this........neither can I!

[@jacobs5057]

damn n****a you gonna start sending invoices for rent cause he living in your head?

[@JC-sf6sf]

Bush is a war criminal, Trump is not

[@BennieTarrMusic]

Cokehead

[@davids.3584]

You clearly haven't seen the skits Trump did with Fallon where he talked to himself in a mirror. It's more of him being able to poke fun of himself than this video

[@tylerstooksbury3050]

George Bush is a real life Will Ferrell character.

[@GirlycarDawn]

"Humans and fish can coexist peacefully." Alright boys, looks like an underwater levels is coming next.

[@jasontheworldisyours]

"There's an old saying in Tennessee-I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee-that says, 'Fool me once, shame on..... shame on you. Fool me-you can't get fooled again"

[@angelaluna7532]

I always think of J.Cole when I see this quote 🤣

[@Mediaright]

John Oliver: "This adorable human-rights violation."

[@thebigpicture2032]

He killed 100,000 actual terrorists and 700,000 potential terrorists (paraphrasing Erran Morad).

[@sejembalm]

@@thebigpicture2032 Sure. That's like saying Skynet killed three billion potential terrorists.

[@kristicaexoticawu5060]

It's crazy how this man is still being respected when he literally started a war that killed innocents just for some oil and to preserve his ego . I can't even look at him without my blood boiling . The people of Iraq deserves an apology

[@amp1ify]

He had an event on sept 19, 2021, a veteran stood up and demanded an apology for atrocities he commited until he was kicked out. :(

[@daebak7370]

"Our disinformation program will be complete when everything the american public believes is a lie"-William Casey, former director of cia. Military checkpoints will be set up on us interstates for covid vaccination certification. Camps will be activated. Police state/genocide is coming. New world order led by obama and pope francis is coming. Jesus christ is coming back for the rapture. Get ready. Dont believe the coming ufo alien abduction narrative

[@lizweber14]

@@daebak7370 you had me in the first half.

[@AlexKomnenos]

Kimmel willl do anything do viewers

[@superbinks1]

Bush didn't do that, Cheney did

[@NevadaBoss]

""Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."" GW Bush 2003 True dat.

[@michaelreale3647]

Bush seems like a blast to hang out with😂

[@lisar3944]

indeed. It's a large part of the reason he got elected in the first place. Sad that so many people chose a president based on the idea that they'd love to have a beer with him.

[@SammyissobabyandforWHAT]

yeah, you can plan on attacking another innocent country together!!!!!!!!!

[@MatthewChristianMurray]

@@lisar3944 - particularly given that he is an admitted alcoholic who hasn’t had a drink since the ‘80s. Like, you may WANT to have a beer with him, but that won’t happen no matter who you are.

[@cedricrust9953]

hahaha, funny war criminal makes me chuckle, teehee

[@ThenightmareOFPRONOUNFÄGS]

He was decent until his 2003-second term era

[@cedricrust9953]

@@ThenightmareOFPRONOUNFÄGS no

[@atomicphilosophy]

Womp womp

[@ThenightmareOFPRONOUNFÄGS]

@poesia-com-cafeina he was a bad president though

[@Jayzone702]

I love how he’s able to laugh at himself. Says a lot about him

[@culwin]

That he's a war criminal who doesn't care?

[@VaderBrix]

@@culwin No. An funny old guy who's out of the presidency, so stop hating on him.

[@culwin]

@@VaderBrix No, a war monger and war criminal. So stop defending him. Get some humanity and ethics. Try to fake it, at least, bro.

[@averageytwatcher2060]

@@culwin if we criticized every president over being a war monger/criminal, then every single modern president would be considered one.

[@culwin]

@@averageytwatcher2060 Every Republican president would be considered one.

[@ThePrinceLuvr]

That Mike Tyson one is hilarious

[@Anthony-hu3rj]

America has fallen so low. Bush was our first idiot president, but compared to Trump he's a fun-loving genius.

[@Boddah.]

He's not. He's also a war criminal like Trump.

[@krislyons2793]

The damage he caused with the Iraq War is way worse than anything Trump did.

[@spateri728]

@@krislyons2793 Well at least that was overseas but a lot of countries were involved. President doesn't just decide to invade a country by himself. Plenty of the elected officials that voted for it are still in power. Nobody talks about them. Trump and his buddies has divided the US and shall I go on? Its not looking good for the USA.

[@BrianThompson-dj2sq]

@@spateri728 ye never stop mentioning all the bad things trump did

[@clintmosley4393]

@@spateri728 I'm glade Trump came in like a bull in a china shop. It cracked the glass castle, the democrats and rinos had built.

[@The_Black_Anarchist]

This man is a war criminal.

[@alianofann]

He's laughing and dancing on the graves of milion of people.

[@ashm7922]

So is Clinton, Biden, Obama, and everyone else who voted for the Iraq and Afghanistan wars in the Senate and in Congress. So is Donald Trump for killing half-a-million Americans. You can literally play this game all day long with any president or politician. What's your point?

[@user-zg7lh5cz1d]

@@ashm7922 his point is we shouldn’t have war criminals on talk shows !!

[@alianofann]

one less war criminal is better than one more. We should condemn them for their hideous crimes for the rest of their lives instead of laughing and cheering them on like this.

[@sanhitgutta32]

Every president is a war criminal if you think about it, it’s not that he’s a bad guy he just made the decisions he believed were right. I’m not saying he was right, but that he gets a lot of flack for stuff every other president has done

[@maryconn1]

Yeah but he was conned into it by Cheney you have to at least acknowledge that

[@fuosdi64]

Always love to see a president with humility.

[@djabdi]

Oh how far we have come, George Bush is a fan favourite now 😂

[@benjaminreynolds3780]

wasn't he always nice though?

[@djabdi]

Nope, he was a war criminal

[@braydenwhite9537]

A truly evil coward. Shame on Jimmy for this rehabilitation job.

[@lurx2024]

Damn it, this man is hard to hate.

[@The_Black_Anarchist]

It's not that hard.

[@lurx2024]

@@The_Black_Anarchist Now that I've had a little time to think about it, I remember the Iraqis that died during his little war that he declared, close to a million. Where exactly were those "weapons of mass destruction" anyway?

[@helenbradford2569]

He's adorable. Don't hate him. He did is well as he could.

[@weezersthebluealbum9479]

A million dead Iraqis and this man has the nerve to show his face on TV? He should be shamed out of all forms of public life for his crimes.

[@user-oi6ec8ge4c]

And they wonder why terr0rism exists… you can’t make the world face such extreme injustice, let them get away with it, then cry and complain when vigilantes try to take justice in their own hands.

[@sandorclegane3658]

The U.S government is the problem. Not the temporary tools.

[@Outsider.X]

My personal favorite is when he tried really hard to come up with the “old saying in Texas (probably in Tennessee)” “Fool me once, shame on …” Seconds later, “Fool me you can’t get fooled again.” The facial expression of the boy in the background is hilarious!!😅

[@cindyfern]

Lmaooo I'm ded on that OBGYN statement

[@doodyhanks1]

“It doesn’t bother me…and if you some…if you want the facts…it was a size 10 shoe that he threw at me.”

[@MatthewSmith001]

I loved Oliver Stone's "W." Really painted Bush as the party boy he once was.

[@alwillk]

Bill Clinton said Bush liked the movie.

[@aaronharris5069]

This man should have his own talk show. I'd watch! 😂

[@Onslowfilms]

My favorite Bushism is losing the presidential election twice and the Florida governor giving him the presidency 😂

[@karthiksubramaniam6951]

"Shoe me once, shoe's on you. Shoe me twice, I'm keeping those shoes"

[@boblozaintherealworld3577]

Will Ferrell! The best "W Bush" ever. Gonna re-watch that now.

[@suzannalytle2758]

Thats how you get a pair,

[@ophiolatreia93]

UNDERRATED

[@kelseakelsea5131]

I’m stealing this joke

[@cmj199318]

🤣

[@TheWorldMemeDatabase]

Bush is a smart guy, I wouldn’t be surprised if most of his “Bushisms” are a calculated move to make himself seem like a regular person.

[@TheGordohhh]

Class act for someone I thought was the stupidest POTUS ever until.......Just imagine the reactions from Trump, if ever confronted with Trumpisms. He'd blow a gasket. Cheers from Canada

[@harrison85]

Bush is a kinder man but I feel like he’s about the same as trump in terms of potus. Bush’s Iraq war killed copious innocent civilians, American and Iraqi, not to mention the destruction of infrastructure. Middle East destruction was continued by Obama and Trump. However, Trump’s open tendencies towards anti-democracy and his handling of covid 19 throws him quite down there in the presidential ladder.

[@harrison85]

However, cheers from the US. It’s a rough old world out there but you seem lovely, have a good night.

[@aishaladha402]

@@harrison85 he a genocidal murderer

[@uTubeNoITube]

True, this guy was the stupidest potus. Until Biden. Ugh.

[@user-nu1po5on1g]

I can promise you, as an American, that George W. Bush is still THE worst president of the new millennium. If we're going to talk about... well, anything really... Trump outperforms Bush. I actually tout Trump or Obama as the best presidents of the new millennium (which one you list as first depends entirely on your political leanings). Biden seems to be really trying to dethrone Bush, and those on the right would probably try to say that Biden is worse, but I disagree. But I guess we still have (maybe) 2 more years to see how he does.

[@أبنالنيل-ض7ل]

“It takes time to restore chaos!” I think he actually meant to say that when he was referring to Iraq. 🤔

[@NovikNikolovic]

My favorite Bushism was when he said "the brutal invasion of Iraq- I mean, Ukraine."

[@JESUSHernandez-ss3tw]

Kimmel...Why...Kimmel...Why...Are we that Desperate...

[@seattleite6631]

Huh? Bush is promoting his book. What do you expect Kimmel to do? Was it funny?

[@JESUSHernandez-ss3tw]

@@seattleite6631 Honestly..I saw Bush & Closed my Cpu

[@seattleite6631]

@@JESUSHernandez-ss3tw that's completely fine. i don't begrudge you for that. i do want to hear what he has to say and what kimmel has to say.

[@JESUSHernandez-ss3tw]

@@seattleite6631 Thanks Budd

[@TranzparentMethods]

I might not have been a fan of Dubbya as president, but he's a funny dude!!! He even went so far to go on Kimmel and make fun of the fact that he was one of the most entertaining presidents ever.

[@SammyissobabyandforWHAT]

my most entertaining memory of his is when he mass murdered innocent people. Very entertaining man.

[@nathangibson8260]

I can’t stand behind the decisions he made as president, but respect to anyone who can laugh at themselves when confronted with their shortcomings

[@nathangibson8260]

@President-Caliph Dhuku I hope you feel better

[@davidp.7620]

Didn't expect Bush here

[@randyjones3180]

Bush probably the best one at be able to laugh at himself.

[@BennieTarrMusic]

He's just another drunk...

[@TheShachattack13]

Who knew war criminals could be so charming?

[@niweshlekhak9646]

All US presidents are war criminals, believe it or not. Carter performed all sorts of shenanigans in Iranian revolution, Reagan bragged about killing Gaddafi's daughter with a plane strike, Bush Sr used cluster bombs(illegal) against Iraq, Clinton bombed the hell out of Yugoslavia in which innocent's died, Obama did drone strikes which if not in direct conflict is considered illegal, Trump bragged about killing Iran's Secretary of Defense with a drone and Biden also has conducted drone strikes.

[@expansionpackdeluxe636]

Many mass murderers were charming.

[@StrikeTeam0316]

Better us 🇺🇸 than them

[@tambert3897]

George must have boxed when he was younger. That head movement when those shoes went flying is impressive.

[@mattkidroske]

My new favorite quote is Thank you your Holiness, awesome speech!

[@BUMWRECK3R]

I mean if you forget the fact he blatantly started wars that went on for decades for money, he actually seems like a likable guy..

[@mariemoran2164]

yeah... im conflicted.

[@AdilAmeerPutin]

I abhor how mainstream media has restored Bush's reputation after he exited as one of the most unpopular presidents. Let's get this straight, Bush and Cheney are war criminals, they started offensive wars against countries. Yes, even the Afghan war was an offensive war considering an insignificant terrorist group provoked the US and the US acted exactly as Al Qaeda had hoped it would. It started a war that resulted in hundreds and thousands of deaths in Afghanistan and neighbouring countries, something that Alqaeda could have only dreamed to do on its own. There is no justification for the Iraq war whatsoever as it was a war for oil, and even the strongest justification of the afghan war assumes that American lives are worth more than the lives of mostly brown people that were lost in the war.

[@machomusclevegas]

@@AdilAmeerPutin But since the day World War II ended that's what the corporate media has been assigned to do: entertain us with bread & circuses & personality politics (the hub-bub of one tweedle-dee dipshit president versus the other guy) while the MIC enjoys its global playground of American hegemony & genocide. Gosh though but aren't Facebook & Netflix fun, as distractions.. A former president war criminal yukking it up with Jimmy .. Viewers, the following program is brought to you in living color ! (your Lockheed Martin daily stock quote in black & white)

[@S1L3NTG4M3R]

"blatantly started wars..." oh, I forget... September what? 2001...

[@AdilAmeerPutin]

@@S1L3NTG4M3R And how has the war fixed anything? 20 years, $2 trillion, and a huge number of deaths later, US may still be leaving Afghanistan in the hands of Taliban. Countries shouldn't act like hotheaded cavemen where they start bigger fights and inflict much more damage to themselves and others only for the sake of taking revenge.

[@cindyfern]

Lmaoo he didn't deny that Laura helped him with his reflexes

[@beerrox711]

I mean she’s killed people before

[@BallymurphyBabe]

This was one of the funniest and coolest interview I have seen in awhile. I absolutely adore Jimmy and thought this was a great interview and he asked some great questions! Cheers Jimmy!

[@feebeedoc78]

What on Earth are you talking about?

[@rockyp32]

U r deep in Satans hypnosis

[@jieninofranco4235]

u must be high on weapons of mass destruction Ballybabe.

[@madianantar7842]

Kinda surreal to see the muppets of the mainstream media glorifying war criminals. The ramifications of bush’s presidency are still felt by millions across the us, central asia, the middle east, middle africa and latin america

[@PreacherAtArrakeen]

Ahh, let's give legitimacy to this war criminal. You go, Jimmy!

[@darshin95]

Let it go Jesus it’s not 2004

[@PreacherAtArrakeen]

@@darshin95 no statute of limitations for war crimes, crimes against humanity, torture. Piss off and grow a conscience. Repeat after me: Putting a War Criminal on TV for entertainment purposes is morally wrong.

[@maryconn1]

He was conned into it by Cheney

[@michaelinglis-pg8mi]

My favourite bushism was " the problem facing America is that we have to be right 1 time...I mean 100% of the time"

[@samkonstan6272]

I thought it said Buddhism or not and didn’t realize til 1:38

[@3x157]

I love GWB, he is the type of person you want to get a beer with. He was probably the only president who spent 8 years in the White House just being himself and not taking himself serious. Not to mention the most American of all.

[@ryanpyle9822]

Can't wait until you have Trump on in 2032 and you can normalize him to.

[@rickiesanders453]

Trumps in his 70's and about 80 pounds overweight. If we're lucky heart disease will take him before then.

[@s_hrndz0119]

Trump 2024

[@slycat128]

@@rickiesanders453cry😂😂

[@GuarinoPablo]

Former Spain Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy (2011-2018) was very similar, some of his gems were: - We're feelings, and we have human beings. - What we've done, thing you didn't do, is trick people. - We must build machines that build more machines because what a machine will never do is build more machines. - It's the neighbour who choose the mayor and it's the mayor who wants the neighbours to be the mayor - I want to thank Ms Ayuso for being here and also there

[@rodrigocoelho8068]

Sounds like the beggining of a joke: "Bush, Mike Tyson and Jimmy Kimmel walk into a bar".

[@SUN_9m]

We will not forget 30 countries who participated in the destruction of Iraq

[@JennFaeAge]

Fair play to him, he doesn't take himself *too* seriously

[@tjdowns3743]

The "Other guy" would have declared a nation wide boycott q this... 😉 against whom? why? nobody knows... He would probably order a ban on Taco Bell until he realized he was no longer a Authority in the White House... 😉

[@feebeedoc78]

If only he’d taken the lives of thousands of Iraqis and American soldiers “seriously”.

[@nonyobussiness3440]

The shoe one he was grinning like you got more.

[@indigowolf556]

At least the guy has a good sense of humor and I can appreciate that. The ability to laugh at yourself

[@XxDarkManaxX]

Little fun fact: Somebody wrote a book called "The Slate Book of Accidental Wit and Wisdom of Our 43rd President" full of Bushism. Bush actually read parts of it durring his speech on a press dinner. The speech is pretty funny, you should check it out xD

[@blayworld]

What about the wars (plural) he and his Wall Street and Oil friends started? That was a funny gaffe right?

[@MPDLR]

Wall Street and Pharma - making more profits in 2021 than under Bush. LOL

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

I didn't know there was oil in Afghanistan. And you probably supported the Afghan War when it was fashionable.

[@HHM220]

@@Dennis-nc3vw There is oil under the Caspian sea and central Asia which could only be feasible if transported through Afghanistan via a pipeline.

[@opieangst]

When Bush said "Eh ehe eheh ehe ehe" I felt that. *his laugh, btw.

[@R.B.90]

I guess time really does heal all

[@feebeedoc78]

Tell that to Iraq.

[@R.B.90]

@@feebeedoc78 I agree it was sarcasm

[@feebeedoc78]

@@R.B.90 Of course, I knew but I was just pissed off in the moment 👍

[@madchuck]

He is so likable now its weird. Hhahaha.

[@feebeedoc78]

@@madchuck No way in hell will I ever like George W Bush.

[@George-kx6ej]

Mr President,what about 9/11? Bushism or not ? - It's probably me ...

[@alexlazzerly3677]

Why are you rehabilitating war criminals?

[@Chainsaw-ASMR]

totally agree, but isn't W more like a pawn?

[@pepperpepperpepper]

@@Chainsaw-ASMR He was the President, for heaven's sake! He was just bought by oil.

[@Chainsaw-ASMR]

@@pepperpepperpepper I meant Cheney pulling the string behind the curtain, but you are also correct.

[@MWayne-zz1cr]

They've been rehabilitating LBJ for a while now, guess it comes with the territory.

[@brian6125]

Thank you your "Holiness" Sounds like something Dell Boy would have said lol as he courtsies talking a step back 🙌🏻😂😂

[@wadezimmerman6083]

He’s proof you can grow as you get older!

[@wadezimmerman6083]

@President-Caliph Dhuku let’s see and you are perfect! Right? Yes he made serious mistakes but his father had been threatened so yes he protected his father at a great cost but was the threat against his father in itself not a war crime! A difficult question to answer! Was anyone free of fault I don’t think so and was anyone justified no I don’t think so and was there two sides? So when looking for fault perhaps one should start with oneself! What do you think 🤔?

[@wadezimmerman6083]

@@realitywave ok I am sure if you say so it must be true!

[@wadezimmerman6083]

@@realitywave who am I to argue with a Gmail user! Pitiful.…what would you call yourself?

[@wadezimmerman6083]

@@realitywaveyou seem to have an issue with the idea that a person can grow as they get older…what exactly is the issue?

[@willseest3732]

Are you sure, he acts like the same dude. He is the wrong proof that you can grow as you get older

[@ModernDayRenaissanceMan]

Humans & fish can coexist!

[@McCrapweasel]

It's nice someone came along who made him look sane and intellectual by comparison. But this guy, avuncular as he is, has a lot of blood on his hands.

[@mrashford122]

Yeah because it’s fine when you cause the deaths of innocent people, as long as you seem intellectual

[@josephclark4999]

All presidents do.

[@Iegs]

@@josephclark4999 not as much as this disgrace does

[@SlamDunkMunk]

Bro, Ive been doing The Bushism Thing Personally Myself since 7 That Is Called Strategery That Is Called an Education

[@TheCatWrangler]

Oh man I used to hate bush so much, and now, I really don't mind him at all. In fact, he's gotten kind of adorable in his old age and has a great sense of humor. No politicians today are able to laugh at themselves. He seems to have matured and grown out of politics, and that's good to see. Now that we had Trump, Bush looks like the sanest president ever. I still think he made massive mistakes, but I think even he regrets the war now. Its interesting how time can change your perspective on someone.

[@lennaymaboyyy4848]

yes before i was all like “ohh staging domestic terrorist attacks to wage war on a foreign country is pretty bad” but now i’m all like “oh he’s funny though”

[@Juiceboxhero08]

He is a piece of garbage and his age has nothing to do with it. That man got away with so much. He has all of you fooled.

[@TheCatWrangler]

I mean I agree, he got away with A LOT. But let me put it like this, if I met him today and he didn't have a horrible past, i would probably like him despite his politics. He seems like not a horrible person anymore.

[@ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113]

It is interesting, how you can speak, for your damn self.

[@jaylenblount128]

Yea all the horrible things he’s done and wars he’s caused and 100s of thousands dead all forgotten ig

[@NewMessage]

Hey, remember how funny it was when he started a fake war to steal oil, and enrich all his buddies? Remember how funny it was when all those troops... on both sides.. died needlessly? What a funny guy.

[@Schmidtelpunkt]

Not to forget how it destabilized the whole region with several civil wars being the consequence... man, but what a funny guy, haha. At least that shows where the USA truely stand, morally.

[@maryconn1]

He was conned into it by Cheney though

[@anthonydittajr505]

Honesty and Humility. Definitely not a robot. 👍

[@alfiefry1769]

“ That “yeah “when he said Jimmy said he met Mike Tyson “ 😂😂

[@Webster132]

4:44 Bushe's -Left Eye; Right for us- Stays completely still like a Hummingbird while everything else moves.

[@SusieCleopatra-n-RicksUnoffici]

A legacy is left in the wake of tragedy. Mr. Bush became the scapegoat.