Presidents Play Mass Effect | Episode 8

[@Spillow-C]

never closed the hub so fast.

[@timer438]

real

[@Leinkester]

Ayo

[@jakedaniels695]

outrageous

[@Belden_7]

No fucking way man 🖍

[@copilots3159]

Maybe one other time...back when i still felt embarrassment.

[@kroganshepard6594]

Boy, I sure do hope Joe doesn't do anything uncool during Virmire.

[@PhoenixDawnX77]

It's obvious he's gonna leave Ashley there.

[@henrymcbark7337]

he better not@@PhoenixDawnX77

[@PhoenixDawnX77]

@@henrymcbark7337 he's definitely gonna do it. He says it nearly directly to T. while T is dogging Liara again. "I'm gonna let you enjoy the rest of the time you have with her." O. knows he's gonna do it too. Can't wait to see how T reacts.

[@henrymcbark7337]

Why you saying T? Trump and biden may fight over the controller like they did when joe tried to back track on the deal@@PhoenixDawnX77

[@AntwanMackJr]

@@PhoenixDawnX77we know bro…

[@a.p.2019]

"When the Batarians send their people, they're not sending their best." -DJ Trump

[@kroganshepard6594]

I'd like to thank Bring Down the Sky for letting us kill Batarians for the very first time.

[@username1660]

Also for making Shepard canonically racist against them regardless of background

[@kroganshepard6594]

@@username1660 Racism towards Batarians is *always* justified.

[@beatrice1089]

I forgot to do the quest 😭 I’m so mad, it would’ve been so much fun to f up some batarians.

[@kroganshepard6594]

@@username1660 Hatred towards Batarians is *always* justified.

[@kroganshepard6594]

@beatrice1089 Honestly, same. I didn't do the quest until my 5th or so playthrough.

[@keykeeper9631]

Saying that a Cryo Ammo kill would feel like a McDonald's Sprite was an underrated joke

[@keykeeper9631]

14:49 is timestamp

[@khristian625]

Barry remembering his training. He channeled the energy that took bin Laden out in the Balak fight.

[@garycannon4644]

Seriously he was damn bloodthirsty lol

[@NKashi-td6mq]

Legitimately the only let’s play I follow and it’s because of your tremendous writing with these three characters and the wild things they get up to. Some of the best content around, keep it up!

[@movieman175]

What makes this great is that they all seem to have their correct personality types.

[@ThomasC-sd9mz]

100% agree. Normally I just watch highlights of playthroughs, like with Markiplier, but this series is so unfathomably good that I have to watch every episode in full.

[@josephdavis1704]

@@movieman175nah joe biden is way dumber and creepier than this

[@isakhagg243]

In all my times of playing Mass Effect 1, I have never in my entire life seen Garrus walk in an A pose. Bro looks so goofy it’s hilarious! 😂

[@ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem]

It looked like he was trying to dance. Guess he figured it out a few years later.

[@cameronhoward7846]

It’s crazy Joe is gonna kill Ash and Barack is gonna get his perfect waifu in the form of Miranda

[@mushyroom9569]

Glad I skipped ahead to see this comment. Saved me about 5 hours.

[@hotshot590]

Almost like it was the plan all along…🤔

[@RasenKamehamehaX100]

Obama been playing the long game. I respect it.

[@davidiceberg2744]

@@RasenKamehamehaX100 Always knew Obama was a hustler...

[@oneoneonefour]

I'm ready to see Donald and Joe team up against Barry in 2 until nobody can decide whether to go for Miranda, Jack, or Tali.

[@ErenxJ]

Oh no... Joe is gonna play Virmire...

[@movieman175]

Shits about to get real.....soon...

[@Sumblueguy41]

In a Renegade-esqe response, i cant wait to see Joe finish out Virmire😂

[@dominiccampbell181]

Looks like Joe gets the last laugh. RIP

[@visionpnb]

@@dominiccampbell181 yeah he hinted at it , I was like Don't you dare Joe !

[@dominiccampbell181]

@@visionpnb I don't want him to, but I'm honestly curious at how this plays out. No doubt Donald's reaction will be hilarious.

[@Wizard0828]

I hope that one day when this series is finished that all the videos are put together into one nearly 32 hour video for us all to enjoy

[@codylewis3656]

yes!!😁

[@Godzeller3143]

You have no idea how badly I needed this episode to be released. An absolutely necessary relief to this trying week.

[@johncisney15]

hope things work out for you fam

[@RebelNutts-gg1xf]

Bro you're not alone in that.

[@chimpzombie]

This is legit my favorite series on KZbin, thanks so much for all the laughs and Mass Effect cut content/trivia as we watch Bardonjoe's adventures. S tier writing, every time I see a new episode is uploaded it massively ups my day. Please take my super thanks, good sir.

[@desercitus]

Great work as always, thank you! Especially love Joe's repeated hints and how Donald's completely oblivious to them...

[@khristian625]

Skipper is just what the navy calls the commanding officer of a vessel.

[@Felix-mb8oo]

Marines too.. it's tradition 😅

[@gerald1495]

damn I thought it was just a cute nickname

[@Osmond_Wrought]

If Bardonjoe was straight gas, the Cut Content Corner is fire!

[@rhael42]

can I just say how impressive it is that you manage to successfully portray three completely different ways of handling the game - it's all the tiny details like how shepard moves, not just playstyles - that actually reflect the personality and attitude of which character is playing in a given episode? also that you stuck with this series for as long as you have. I was fully expecting the series to be dropped half way through me1

[@zenkaiangel977]

Don't do it, Joe, Donald will be forever indebted to you if you don't 😂 Then again, I'd love to see how much crap he gives poor Kaidan later, so either way 🤣

[@gengoron4519]

ExoGeni is a front for Cerberus on Feros. That is how they got the Thorian creepers. This isn't confirmed but rather heavily implied based on a data pads on Feros. Surprised that Barrack did not know.

[@TheReconRacoon]

good headcanon

[@GeorgeMonet]

Cerberus is not that big in Mass Effect 1. It is just a normal sized corporation full of dumb idiots.

[@undershaft8828]

ExoGeni also works only with human colonies, which also fitting as a Cerberus agenda.

[@CosmereInformant]

This is like a comfort channel for me now. Perfect mix of info, humor, and storytelling. Your writing and editing are top notch

[@ninjamadmax8]

Oooo we know that Donald and Joe will fight over the keyboard in the next episode 😂

[@movieman175]

If only we could get AI generated video of that. Oh God it would be nightmare fuel.

[@valor1omega]

Oh that would be funny and Obama sitting back watching as he face palms himself.

[@nousername636]

21:35 Male Shepard said this line perfectly

[@Edrox5000]

Another masterpiece. Some of the best banter in a while too. Also 7k views in 13hrs is a massive W. I’m gonna throw a vote in here too. If Ashley is left on Virmire, I’m gonna vote either Liara or Tali as the romance for the rest of the series. Even the boys agree that they have higher ratings as overall characters/romances than Miranda in the tier lists. Sorry Barry 🤷🏻‍♂️😂 Keep up the good work dude!

[@TheShepardN7]

Another banger. Maybe when this is over, the bois could check out the Mass Effect DnD. Would be dope for the content.

[@danielruiz1896]

I dunno if you'll read this but thanks for making these kinds of videos. I recently played through the mass effect trilogy and I loved it as I was going through a rough part of my life. I still am and I'm not trying to look for sympathy or trauma dump or whatever but these videos are genuinely one of the few things I look forward to. I've probably rambled on enough but anyway keep up the good work and thanks

[@christebbenkamp621]

In my well over 8000 hours of mass effect play time across different platforms, I have never seen someone play the game the way these guys do. Makes me laugh uncontrollably. These vids are so good bro 😂

[@wte_lifts_417]

Best thing to come out of the AI video trend. Can’t wait for 2 and 3 hopefully.

[@theboredguy2107]

“How can bro’s skin look wet and dry at the same time?” 😂😅

[@BioshockChicken]

Finding this right before bedtime makes me want to call into work tomorrow. Never stop.

[@bcmm1880]

The next episode might be the only one I’ll be dreading, we all know why

[@movieman175]

We all know what's coming.

[@OlympicWannabe]

The speed at which i stopped what i was previously doing

[@sonofrhys]

Just finished binge watching the first seven episodes and then I immediately see this. This is high tier content.

[@ninjamadmax8]

It's 2am and the adventure begins 😎

[@Arcrhid]

I was just about to rewatch the previous episodes and look what we got here. Let's go boys, the legend rides again!

[@BrooklynSwagg17]

Absolute banger with the adventures of Bardonjoe Shepard before bed?... This one is ready

[@osher7788]

Yes!! FYI fam I just passed my written exam to become a flight instructor, didn't think the day could be any better but I see a new episode is out!

[@Carlos.Arteaga]

Top tier content. Always going to comment to help the algorithm.

[@SpiraLnEmisiS]

“IT’S SHEPARD’S CONQUERORS HAKI” took me out 😂😂

[@wokeuplikedis1500]

26:14 Joe is rlly hinting at it

[@WearyKnight99]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite channel on the citadel

[@movieman175]

Yessss I've been looking forward to this. 🎉

[@Exiled_Bread]

My favorite series on KZbin

[@timothy705]

Bruh. If you’re gonna let those people die just to catch Ballak at least have the conviction to shoot him or take him to prison.

[@notjimpickens7928]

finally, some actual content on youtube!

[@hansno1475]

I have been binge watching these during workouts. You really have made something very rewatchable. Excellent writing.

[@TheReconRacoon]

never stop man, you write the presidents well, dont pull punches and know the lore

[@booker4984]

I love these so much, I look forward to them literally every week. They make my day! Thank you dude!

[@BioshockChicken]

This is my comfort food.

[@w3ndigogames]

Been thinking Joe would end up with Virmire purely for the reason that it’d be entertaining as Hell. As a Kaidan fan, I see this as an absolute win. Now the only way this could get better is if they can’t figure out who they want to romance and just end up banging Kaidan in ME3.

[@Bedelguese]

Aw heck yes, thanks for pushing these out so frequently king.

[@alyantza]

his name is Charn, he wears red, and they want to drop an asteroid on a planet called Terra Nova. Nice Char's Counterattack reference Bioware.

[@DootDoot93]

BABE WAKE UP, NEW AI PRESIDENTS MASS EFFECT VID!!

[@prag-vq1cd]

LFG BABY!!!! this series just keeps getting better and better!!

[@jonasmuller1488]

The presidents seem to be getting along very well this episode. I am sure they will bond over their exciting adventures on virmire as well :D

[@WrinkleDinkle]

I gasped when I saw the episode was out, this is my favorite series on KZbin rn. Keep up the good work my man

[@markserrano5887]

I love watching these. Definitely a creative take on Mass effect gameplay. Keep up the good work!

[@sylinashi8761]

On behalf of all true renegade players: Thanks, Obama.

[@ninjawolf9835]

I just want you to know that I can see how much time, dedication, and effort creating these videos take. I greatly appreciate your creativity and devotion to the point where I've watched other videos of yours about games I've never even played. I don't know where the AI presidents came from and when this became a thing, but how you write them gives them each their own distinct personality that's even reflected in the game-play. Joe with his stubborn determination to use under powered pistols while also utilizing the running away tactic (relatable). Donald with his abrasive up in your face attitude as he charges fearlessly into battle like a Krogan. And Berry with his careful game-play up until someone lies to him or tries to bride him, and then he turns coldblooded and becomes the biggest threat between the 3 - a true wildcard. And I LOVE it. So thank you again for bringing us so much entertainment. I can't wait to see how Virmire plays out (tehehe).

[@cassidepowers7006]

Just got off of work to see this was such an endorphin rush. Can't wait to see Bardonjoe take down some Batarians, those 4 eyed aholes

[@BaneOftheUchiha]

please keep this going the whole way through the trilogy 🙏 look forward to every video fr

[@masterdreamer7848]

Wait, Joe is doing Virmire. I think I have an idea of what's going to happen: Joe is going to leave Ashley isn't he.

[@YorkMorgan]

Yeah, the red flags for that are shining brighter than any Renegade interrupt.

[@lucassamuelacosta]

Ashley :ese compa ya esta muerto , nomas no le han avisado

[@garycannon4644]

and obama rolls in and romances miranda in 2 lol

[@YorkMorgan]

@@garycannon4644 I feel like ME2 will be a three way war between Obama wanting Miranda, Trump wanting Tali and Joe wanting Jack.

[@josephdavis1704]

@@YorkMorgannah unfortunately this creator seems intent on representing joe biden in an incorrect matter. no creepiness, stupidity, or being gay

[@tylerm6986]

i know you probably wont see this but thank you for sparing my boy kaidan hes actually my favorite guy hes shepards best friend or most suprising and emotionally settling lover and the best boy

[@starbrother2000]

I love this series man. I’m new to Mass Effect so watching your play through has been awesome.

[@JayV98]

I've been looking forward to this 😏

[@MrPacificStorm]

Oh hell yes dude. Been waiting anxiously for this! Now leave me alone while I watch it, and the rest of the series, in its entirety

[@augustday9483]

High Explosive rounds on the shotgun are absolutely hilarious. If you're close to the impact site, it straight-up peaks the mic because it's so damn loud. Watching enemies ragdoll will never stop being funny.

[@awhitescreen5070]

another banger episode

[@danhilltraining]

“Literally pushed the nerd and he died. Bro got folded!” Literally making me LOL in my kitchen still after watching this a dozen or more times.

[@JonahJae]

Joe gets Vermire Ash better watch out

[@codylewis3656]

oh

[@KnoxCarbon]

I slap high explosive on my Spectre shotgun, and my shotgun turns into a delete button

[@angel8fingers]

Great job as usual buddy! Keep up the good work. ‘Bama getting all salty at that one point and Trump hyping him up about it was Fn hilarious man!

[@HailHydra1001]

Mentioning the soul survivor mission makes me think the boys could totally do a trilogy side mission tier list

[@Alpha_Morningstar]

Joe is gonna play vermire and Donald the citadel. This is gonna be a disaster!

[@keppa8644]

A batarian in the thumbnail? The forward thinking of them is happening lol

[@bryanjordan4187]

The goat has done it again. This series is carrying the entire KZbin platform!

[@jrobb7282]

Goated playthrough

[@c1trooper975]

Finally something good to watch!

[@kiowatucker4594]

This might be the only channel I’ve ever subscribed and hit the bell instantly after the first video I saw This shit rocks man

[@TinaLynn]

Kentucky Fried Turian..... now that is funny! 🤣

[@L0rdSeaBass]

I'm so late to this one but no surprise: another banger episode. 8 W's in a row is great, keep up the hot streak!

[@MichaelHonscar]

I’ll hunt Joe down myself if he tries leaving Ashley on Virmire.

[@sharemation5339]

Kaidan over Ashly. Always.

[@MichaelHonscar]

@@sharemation5339 You literally said the opposite of the truth.

[@AntwanMackJr]

@@MichaelHonscarAshley is a horrible character.

[@MichaelHonscar]

@@AntwanMackJr Based on what? A line or two that the character says that the fans then like to take and twist and exaggerate so they can preach what a horrible, racist character she is? When really all it is, is the fans wanting to romance Liara and thinking they need to put her competition down to stand up for her. Ashley is a great character with a love for poetry and a big family full of sisters that my Shepard would be proud to become a member of. She’s a great tank and sniper too.

[@codylewis3656]

​@@MichaelHonscarLiara over Ashly

[@DamnDaimen]

Never thought I'd be watching a let's play of crusty old mass effect 1 in 2024, but here I am.

[@peregrine5327]

I don't know why, but it's weirdly and hilariously wholesome that even Trump is horrified by sabotaging the Genophage cure.

[@boogon123]

Yes!! I was just thinking of this series and it popped up in my feed.

[@Quatrixjs1]

It's a great day when the boys upload

[@williamcayer7371]

Now if you let Balak go, in mass effect 3 he shows up on the Citadel. He tries to take you out, however since he is the last Batarian with any kind of authority he can give you fleet assets under the right convo options.

[@MitzfingFox]

Perfect my doordash just got delivered

[@MegaOverlord258]

I wa looking foward to this episode but now I’m even MORE excited for the next one. Keeps this up man, your doing God’s work, or should I say, the biotic god’s work?!

[@steventilson2154]

The energy Barry had when going after Balak was legitimately one of the funniest things I have ever seen.😅 Fuck batarians!

[@beaugalaz963]

Always looking forward to Barack’s “Cut Content Corner”! XD

[@jokesonyou91]

Just found this series today and been binging it. Great work. I actually have been enjoying Barrack schooling me on ME trivia.

[@oneoneonefour]

I'm back to say you do a really good job editing these videos. Not only with the presidents talking but with the game itself. Having been inspired to play through the game again thanks to this series I know how much you are cutting out. But the edits are food and leave in the important parts and show off the action and story. This is a really good series showcasing the original game.

[@aliud9904]

Obama taking it humbly, then having that next reaction made me lol

[@yggouro9613]

No way Obama says this 6:05 And then does this 39:54

[@Mazortan]

Just wanted to let you know that your content brought me a lot of joy. Looking forward for the whole trilogy. Dont feel pressed, do it at your own pace and thank you.

[@3zonia]

Dude this series is a 10/10 keep up the good work!!!

[@Mr_Sunshine094]

Another goated episode, keep it up! I can't wait to see how it all unravels. I bet Joe isn't the kinda guy to let things go easily, that is if he remembers.

[@SarkagianGaribaldian]

We are so back

[@manfromhamaslume]

we are so barack! it’ll never be joever!

[@falconer7447]

You better make sure to make mass effect 2 and 3 happen my friend or we gonna have a serious reaper problem!

[@ghostdude9415]

Now THIS is a good birthday present, BarDonJoe Shepherd ftw