What if DOOM Guy Talked (more) in DOOM Eternal? (Parody) - Part 2

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Doom Guy does talk in DOOM Eternal, but not nearly enough, so we're continuing with this! Can Doom Guy find some Cheetos? Did he find those other Hell Priests? Will he EVER shut up? Let's find out!
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[@wally3325]

“All personnel evacuate to mars surface” Doomslayer: blows up mars UAC Personnel: “I hate that guy...”

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

Is the UAC the people who helped us or the people who work for Hell?

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

@LOAN NGUYEN oh guck

[@Ribbons0121R121]

the dude named that guy:hey

[@melissasimmons1272]

That doom guy

[@Tris289]

@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 it's the uac, does it matter? Lol.. they always trying go give doomguy the schtick

[@jaxlafreniere3719]

Samuel Haden:"you cant just shoot a hole into the surface of mars." Slayer:"watch me" My exact words when I played. I kid you not.

[@fraser9580]

yOu CaNt JuSt ShOoT a HoLe InTo ThE sUrFaCe Of MaRs

[@thatboyakira4202]

@@fraser9580 watch me

[@strandedsurvivor7888]

@@fraser9580 New Objective: Shoot A Hole Into Mars

[@helton3425]

Samuel Hayden: You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars! DoomSlayer&Vega: Bet

[@Ribbons0121R121]

pretty much everyones

[@HyperfixationWizard]

"You are nothing but a usurper." "I don't know what that means." "A false idol." My sides.

[@likehowdudehelp]

Let me help you to see, Slayer

[@brigidtheirish]

Alternate title: What if DOOM Guy Made Dad Jokes?

[@irefusetochangemyprofilepi508]

Doom Dad

[@artoriaselucidor2763]

@@irefusetochangemyprofilepi508 best dad

[@dontmindme7208]

Doomguy: Rip and Tear, and call me a genocide

[@onlyonewhyphy]

I think he would do

[@Cuboniix]

And Deadpool. Slightly.

[@Vavalry]

*calls Daisy Thumper* Urge...to rip and tear...rising...

[@coledewey3564]

Daisy died in his midriff phase, he got a new rabbit on Sentinel Prime and named that one Thumper. I’ve lost pets but that hasn’t stopped me from getting new fluffballs to cuddle; anything I can do I’d be surprised if Doomgod couldn’t. Love the new nickname for Will @Press Start to Laugh btw. Yes his name is actually Will.

[@themanformerlyknownascomme777]

@@coledewey3564 will also happens to be Doomguy's real name

[@theotherknight8381]

Agreed.

[@Ribbons0121R121]

calm down dude its just a joke

[@Ribbons0121R121]

@Michael Martin ik i was making sure he knew the joke of he didnt ahve permission to die

[@dragonriderabens9761]

"In DOOMGod we trust. With blood, guts, and ripping for all. Amen" This will now be my nightly prayer

[@1145223bena]

Dragonriderabens .... I get the feeling this was a gloryhammer themed line

[@thevisitor4282]

Me too

[@Soultail]

Lol

[@Ribbons0121R121]

dont know what it was before that but glad you are

[@dragonriderabens9761]

Ben Aspenson not sure what that is

[@dilenjahstudios4490]

Doomguy and his relaxing armour listening to caramelldansen

[@halfknight2310]

Dilenjah pro gaming 4 and a disco is going on in his helmet.

[@dilenjahstudios4490]

@@halfknight2310 yep and wow 55 likes already

[@wwcwcp09]

What version is it?? KZbin is being a greedy ass bitch and won't allow me to find it.

[@dilenjahstudios4490]

@@wwcwcp09 did they remove it?

[@wwcwcp09]

@@dilenjahstudios4490 yes they did, those fuckers.

[@thatboyakira4202]

"You would like if I disable the secure system of BFG" "YES YES YES YES"

[@megacrimge7504]

Y E S

[@dragonriderabens9761]

Is this a Jojo’s reference? (I know this was a line in the video, but still)

[@megacrimge7504]

@@dragonriderabens9761 yes, yes it is

[@thatboyakira4202]

@@dragonriderabens9761 well he made the joke but, *Y* *E* *S*

[@brianbayot8347]

I'm reminded of that little bit character from the first Tron movie. Ahhhh...good times.

[@kylefreitus6765]

Sugar free gummy bears... yes.... Also love the Cheetos joke when talking about the foreign bodies in his blood lol

[@EpicVoiceShitposting]

Scientist: My God! Doom Slayer: Correct.

[@SevenBendy]

Or at least this version of the slayer

[@christophersteiner6596]

"This is for thumper, and this is for the Cheetos, and this is because I enjoy it!" Why everyone plays doom

[@griffingower1883]

The "and this is because i enjoy it" is a pretty damn accurate description of every DOOM player when using berserk

[@crusaderdoomslayer7055]

But it's name is Daisy...

[@funniman9985]

@@crusaderdoomslayer7055 pretty sure it was a joke

[@crusaderdoomslayer7055]

@@funniman9985 but Daisy

[@ghastlysneeze5552]

The train-demon-math joke got me good

[@peanutmadcow416]

Even doomslayer hates math questions

[@suctionbucket5280]

Time stamp?

[@baconvr442]

1:12

[@ndilekanellyngema9998]

Ahhh my brain hurts

[@Just_a_pressure_fan]

Me to

[@Snavels]

17:30 I like how this can also be taken as; "You were nothing but a usurper" "I don't know what that means" and then the Marauder responds by telling him what Usurper is.

[@lunararmy1624]

False idol and usurper are kinda similar but still different so it's more like the marauder just ignores the fact that dadslayer has the vocabulary and brain of a basic American gun enthusiast and just wants to finish his epic historic monelauge that will be written in history books when he definitely 100% absolutely wins this battle

[@Snavels]

@@lunararmy1624 well, I meant it as him telling him but in simple terms

[@ThatGuyOrby]

@@lunararmy1624 Ah yes because lumping in Americans who appreciate firearms with a lack of intelligence is totally not an over-generalization that's been done to death...

[@lunararmy1624]

@@ThatGuyOrby it was a joke(with no I'll will meant twords you or anyone else) I am a gun enthusiast and american you need to learn humor and the ability to joke about yourself

[@ThatGuyOrby]

@@lunararmy1624 I can take a joke, any one who knows me can tell you that but 1. This is the internet, there's no way to hear how something is said or if it's meant to be implied as a joke. 2 Literally everyone trashes Americans online legitimately, jokes are the outlier not the norm and it's very easy to get annoyed looking in the comments of most of my favorite videos just to see comments bashing Americans. 3. I'd had a long ass day dealing with people who were not joking when it came to their dislike of Americans when I typed this and wasn't in a good mood which is a bit rare for me. As you can probably guess I am both a proud American and gun enthusiast and it's ridiculous that for simply typing that sentence most people would brandish an absurd amount of stereotypes at me. The harsh reality is that it's not my ability to take a joke that's at fault here. It's the fact that this is said hundreds of times over dead serious for every one time it's a joke. So sorry for misunderstanding but cool it with the assumption that I just can't take a joke when that "joke" is a legitimate insult most anti-americans use all the damn time.

[@shredx7169]

Doomguy: im okay Me : you better be i want part 3

[@peterseaboldt1250]

So Doomguy was the clumsy kid from Hey, Arnold! I always wondered how he turned out.

[@Soultail]

@@peterseaboldt1250 Eugene? Oh yeah I was wondering on that

[@ripntearslayer9101]

Toss a coin to your hell priest oh valley of plenty, oh valley of plenty, oh oh ooooh Toss a coin to your hell priest, a threat to humanity Please someone make this a meme lol

[@Sgt.Recker]

Someone is a Witcher fan XD. Not gonna lie. It is a cool show

[@madnesscombatgrunt2037]

I am on it this will become a meme

[@davidwilliams1949]

No make it a full song

[@shadowneko831]

If you had the Unicorn Suit, you should be like “... I don’t remember wearing this...”

[@peanutmadcow416]

He would play drunk card

[@shadowneko831]

Rhonda Hoffman PERFECT XD I can see it now, he just looks at the suit, gets a flashback, then tried to reject the whole thing as he blames it on alcohol and demons

[@peanutmadcow416]

@@shadowneko831 he needs to read this

[@shadowneko831]

Rhonda Hoffman Its up to him if he wants to or not. Its just an open idea. I don’t mind if anyone else takes it

[@PressStartToLaugh]

XD

[@cheeseymacky7061]

Is there a way I can join the doom god religion...? Edit: 20:31 also i didn't know Donald Duck work for the UAC.

[@infernoslayer8191]

cheesey Macky lmfao 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@thelastbrickbender2139]

Toss a coin to your hellpriest lyrics When a weak demon Graced a bullet to his head From Doomguy the slayer Along came this song When the Doomgod fought A Demon Titan His army off Sentinels For his gun did they kneel He came after them With reckless destruction Broke down their bones And cut off their heads While the doomguys guns Shot down their army’s And so killed the slayer They suffered defeat Toss a coin to your hellpriest Oh, valley of plenty Oh, valley of plenty, oh Toss a coin to your hellpriest Oh, valley of plenty At the egde of hell Fight the might horde He bashes and breaks them And strikes them with fear, oh He killed every demon Far back in hell High up on Phobos From whence he came He wiped out your defense Tore apart every demon He’s the savior of humanity So give him the rest That’s his epic tail Our champion prevailed Defeated the Marauder Now poor him some blood Toss a coin to your hellpriest Oh, valley of plenty Oh, valley of plenty, oh Toss a coin to your hellpriest Oh, valley of plenty Toss a coin to your hellpriest Oh, valley of plenty Oh, valley of plenty, oh Toss a coin to your hellpriest An enemy of humanity Toss a coin to your hellpriest Oh, valley of plenty Oh, valley of plenty, oh Toss a coin to your hellpriest An enemy of humanity

[@NinjaMan0951]

Can't tell if you made this up or found this but I like it

[@thelastbrickbender2139]

NinjaMan0951 Doomkiller I made it

[@NinjaMan0951]

The last Brickbender then hats off to you for are a bright person

[@thelastbrickbender2139]

NinjaMan0951 Doomkiller Thanks

[@shirogane5972]

I want to like it but it's at 69

[@mrmechpunch4653]

1:10 I love this Doomguy: "I the train is going 300 miles per hour and I kill demons in a rate 100 per minute how many demons will I travel in- AGHAHA MY HEAD HURTS!!

[@Moontrap]

Just a guy, an arsenal of weapons, and a dream...to kill all demons...and finding some Cheetos. Also, the thing on the floor of his room is a Doomba (Roomba).

[@drizzlysquid1732]

I love your "if [insert character here] talked" videos

[@tinawright3851]

JOHN CENA! You knew it was gonna happen one day.

[@drizzlysquid1732]

@@tinawright3851 yep

[@tinawright3851]

@@drizzlysquid1732 REPLY SPEED QUICC DO

[@vanessalopez6535]

[Rayman]

[@pokemontrainerhilbert7612]

19:11 Hayden: You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars.. Doomguy: Watch me.

[@omnimon2230]

*In DOOMGod We Trust; With Blood n’ Guts n’ Ripping For All. Amen.* Can I just say how awesome this series is?

[@wolfiethewolfboy9311]

20:32 The sound he made killed me XD

[@michaelbarney4060]

9:22 My reaction was very similar... I groaned and said “Ugh, THAT guy...”

[@XG-OFFICIAL-59]

Yeah, hes a real asshole sometimes, but why do we forget that Hayden is The Seraphim? He made us who we are

[@michaelbarney4060]

XG Official You’re forgetting that this part of the game happens long before we find out about that.

[@XG-OFFICIAL-59]

This Doom Slayer in the video would never figure that out anyway XD

[@whiteface513abandonedchann8]

@@XG-OFFICIAL-59 Hayden is not the Seraphim, that theory is fucking stupid. He was a human, you can even see pictures of how he looked before he was transferred into a robotic body

[@XG-OFFICIAL-59]

@@whiteface513abandonedchann8 id Software clearly wanted us to find out Sam was the Seraphim though. Why else would they be voiced by the same guy? And plus, VEGA confirms your ship is of Maykr design and is similar to Hayden's, why would that be huh? And Samuel also says the same exact thing the Seraphim says in Doom Eternal, in Doom 2016, "its a gift. Take it. It will help you on your journey" We could be here for hours with all the proof I have. But yeah, then again we have those pictures

[@bigtastyc]

“What if doom guy could talk”. Doom guy: AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@epicnate113]

I see, in this universe: The slayer speaks Instead of daisy, it's thumper Duke nukem is a comic series and he is dork norkem Suger free gummy bears are his only weakness

[@spectralknightgaming8364]

And mater chief is on the shelf instead of him

[@MasterrangerABR]

Sugar free gummy bears are his only weakness, fixed a mistake

[@epicnate113]

@@MasterrangerABR thank

[@nathen4171]

And it seems the demons are all out of sugar-free gummy bears

[@firstconsul7286]

@@spectralknightgaming8364 And the UAC has a Cortana shittier and faker than she was in Halo 5

[@ironkell6447]

"You can't just shoot a hole into mars " watch me

[@Djivaan56]

not gonna lie I expected DoomGod to be like 'Mine Mine Mine!!' in front of the bfg.

[@mitchellneu]

40 seconds ago..never clicked so fast... Awesome. Edit: "Now...I've got a date with a BIG. F*CKING. GUN." Best line of the video.

[@themultiversalassociationo9746]

You got first

[@theunwantedwarrior1449]

Same

[@Flakbait5767]

Same

[@ProfDragonite]

"As always, punching fixed it." -Dad Slayer 2020

[@arcanefury3666]

0:00-0:10 That's how imagine every time the Slayer finds a cool gun

[@nicholaspeters9919]

Hi, I’m the Doomslayer, and this is Jackass.

[@XG-OFFICIAL-59]

Every Doom game in a nutshell. except for Doom 3....

[@sadhvipadival9329]

Toss a coin to your hell priest o' valley of plenty.🤣

[@wdaltonc]

🎵Toss a coin to your hell priest, oh valley of plenty, oh valley of plenty, Toss a coin to your hell priest, Destroyer of humanityyyy🎵

[@JacobCraftt]

4:30

[@clash_blazr5095]

See Epic games? Even Doom Guy is done with your crap

[@ThePiggyB00MHead]

The fact that he didn't mention Markiplier's dad hurts me physically and mentally

[@Nezha_Main]

True the mustache book is a legendary relic!

[@korvix9536]

Doom Eternal: The Quest for Cheetos

[@theogsad-sempai8598]

2nd episode... still not chetos, went to the market... no chetos... in conclusión: we have to kill all the demons to find the chetos

[@AshunshwgarsBlade]

Honestly loving this so much, the comedic timing and screaming is beautiful and always gets me 😂 well done man this is fantastic XD

[@MinhthuMinhThu-gb8sp]

13:19 Me when i'm angry of people took all the cheetos at the mall

[@jediknightking]

“I’M OKAY!!!!!”

[@khyleolamit5689]

When boys doesnt get the last bag of cheetos 13:19

[@llukandane3337]

13:12 *blood-fueled rage grunts* “THIS IS FOR THUMPER, AND THIS IS FOR THE CHEETOS! AND THIS IS BECAUSE I ENJOY IT! *blood-fueled rage scream* -Doomguy, sometime in the late beginning of his religion

[@josephbello3914]

I'm here to spread the word of Rip and Tearism. Would anyone be interested in joining our religion to praise our lord and savior Doomguy?

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

Doomslayer* don't mistake the name of our lord, heretic

[@josephbello3914]

@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 I mean you can call him that too. Doomguy is still another way to refer to him.

[@Soultail]

I'll sign up

[@Joshy_Boy]

✋ when's the first service?

[@Uniformtree000]

You could make a religion out of this

[@endobro-ym9vv]

doom slayer sounds like a very sportive father.

[@bossofall98]

From now on, I'm no longer Doom Guy, I'm Doom GOD! Loved that

[@linkmariokirby7373]

DOOM Slayer has an announcement to make. The Khan Maykr is a [Heavy expletives.] She moved the last Hell Priest. She took her little demonic invasion out, and she *moved the last hell priest.* And she said her location was _"more discreet"_ , and I said that's enraging, so I'm making a call out post on my Twitter dot com, Khan Maykr, you got a NON DISCREET LOCATION, I could find it like a street corner McDonalds but even easier. And guess what? Here's what MY discreet location looks like! [Heavy minigun fire.] That's right. All metal. No survivors. Look at that it has four barrel rotation. You hid the last Priest so guess what, I'm gonna destroy the Super Gore Nest. That's right, this is what you get, my super minigun piss! You have 24 hours before I get the BFG 10000. Now bring me the last Priest or I'll come for you too.

[@xroseblossomx652]

I love you

[@derpfluidvariant0916]

Epic gamer

[@Soultail]

LMAO

[@omnimon2230]

😂 Nice. Very Nice.

[@Soultail]

@@omnimon2230 Agree

[@warfighter4623]

*laughing as I rip an imps lungs out and watching the video.*

[@jesusdiazii1764]

20:16 Doom Guy is ready... 😎

[@waldoman5706]

Me: sees this video Also me: YOU REALLY WANT THE UNIVERSE TO EXPLODE DONT YOU

[@liammaps2700]

A demon-tank-war machine hybrid Doomguy: eh, not impressed. A gore nest that looks like a mutated shit, and it has its own gravitational pull Doomguy: now I’m impressed! A fucking gummy bear Doomguy: OH SHIT, MY WORST ENEMY

[@firstconsul7286]

18:10 "Your architecture is similar to the Autumn's" "Don't get any funny ideas"

[@prestonkelley486]

The deimo: find the chitose!!! Doom slayer: were the chitose!!!!😠

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

Cheetos*

[@shadowbolthaseo1861]

Got to say thank you me and my friend bonded over a love for your if doom guy could talk series wich led to us becoming friends thank you

[@TanyaSapienVintage]

"you can't just shoot a hole into the surface of mars!" "haha, BFG go BRRRR"

[@locke4049]

5:24 " Did I really used to wear midriff-baring shirts? Man that was a phase."

[@SRVietnam4475]

13:14 going down (Slayer style)

[@S13Logs]

Marauder: You are nothing but a usurper Doomslayer: I don’t know what that means Me: *searches it up on google*

[@mechasaurus]

Oh my God... Doomguy, your rabbit was named Daisy, not Thumper...

[@rafengamer6296]

Maybe a nickname for Daisy?

[@PressStartToLaugh]

The bunny also probably didn't eat Trix. Doom Guy probably wouldn't also say practically anything I have said... It's a joke. You'll survive.

[@yagdtigercommander]

@@PressStartToLaugh I enjoy this funny nerd way of presenting the Doom Slayer. But realistically I just picture the Doom Slayer being total jaded badass making it just as funny or more enjoyable. Ah Hell here we go again like this is 2nd time I have had to save earth from Demons when will these Idiots every learn. This all your fault Hayden you Dumbass oh look at me I am gonna solve earths energy crisis with glowing red energy made in the dark pits of hell. You ever think maybe hell might like wheres hell our glowing sword thing of doom some just yoinked lets go find out whole stole our shit yet again. Oh look Its those dam humans again thinking they can just steal our energy and rack up Satan energy bill which means further random beatings from the assholes in the hell knight order. So yah Hayden would do us favour and stop pissing of hell. I have challenging enough time slaying them in hell and then you gotta go messing shit up so that become a galactic pandemic yet again thank you Hayden. Or in the case of the Khan Mayker do I give a fuck about your laws and traditions hell know and last time I checked your a god hypocrite breaking the rules of Urdak you bitch. Then fighting the Icon of Sin at the end. How many times do I have to teach you a lesson you big ugly Demon Cow thing. I think you videos or great but this another way i picture the Doom Slayer behaving if he talk more lol.

[@erubianwarlord8208]

mayhap a second rabbit is involved Daisy might have had a boy toy her Daddy adopted after her unfortunate demise

[@thedipedestchip3988]

Maybe he meant trix as is tricks like his rabbit got away.

[@deathshead-yh1ly]

I just finished the first one and I just got notified about this one right after

[@flamereaper9613]

I give credit to the fact his jokes are still able to make the doom slayer seem badass!

[@JaggedBird]

"This is for THUMPER! and this is fOR THE CHEETOS! AND THIS IS BECAUSE I ENJOY IT!"

[@sinbadwilliams7186]

Give him more weapons, this needs to be a fair fight... Most badass sentence I have heard in a while... Like an Arnold Schwarzenegger 1 liner badass

[@Angel-ob8md]

THIS IS FOR THUMPER, AND THIS IS FOR THE CHEETOS!!! *in-raged screams intensifies*

[@saryn_carnis]

Person 1:what should we name this lake Guy choking to death: lake 20:33

[@goldedrag111]

Doomguy: Punching solves everything.

[@JojoDrip]

17:50-17:51 When I'm picking up my brother from the school.

[@Soultail]

I am dying from laughter here

[@ghosty1264]

4:16 I see what you did there and it was good

[@Match25]

"As always punching fixed it"

[@TheRealYounavers]

9:59 "The Optimal Firing path is thru" You don't know how true that is. I actually went through that tentacle without using those cannons. I Literally found a Balcony to jump off of that was near the bridge and dashed all the way to the bridge and walked through the damn tentacle like it was nothing..

[@RexGamer-iw7pr]

3:45 He said it!, Doom Slayer is a Deadpool fan confirmed

[@torazely]

6:34 okay, i was hoping you'd bring this up, but i guess i will. "How to Comb Your Mustache" by Cliffton Fischbach. that was SPECIFICALLY put there for Markiplier. that's his dad's name, and his dad, according to Mark himself, had an amazing mustache. it was his dad that got him into PC gaming, with the original Doom being one of his favorite games, so the shoutout was a way from the developers to honor his memory. thought it was nice to point out.

[@dkosenko5657]

Samuel: YoU cAnT jUsT sHoOt A hOlE iNtO tHe SuRfAcE oF mArS Doomslayer: *No*

[@CrashJay]

"I've got a date with a big...fucking...gun." Perfect.

[@thatboyakira4202]

If the train is going 10K Miles p/h and I kill 1 demons for 1 Meter, how many demons I will... *AH MY BRAIN HURTS* Edit: I know that is not DOOMSlayer said but you got the point

[@JojoDrip]

13:19 When I get a all day fighting pass at my school and I have people I hate and bullys.

[@DeusAutemEstInanis]

“What about that pimple on Europe?”

[@Paranoia267]

One second he’s berserk the other he is listening to calm elevator music

[@lexisking152]

17:10 you have the same designer, he's a rogue member of the sentinels that kinda taught DoomGuy to rip and tear as efficiently, that guy was just with the demons during the unholy crusade.

[@drewahrens3141]

20:25 that was too fucking funny, holy shit.

[@thedipedestchip3988]

God damnmit now I always use that “Let’s go shopping!” Line

[@Nexus_Simulations]

THIS FOR THUMPER!!! THIS IS FOR THE CHEETOS(FLAMING HOT I GUESS) HAUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -PERFECTLY CUT SCREAMS-

[@Ribbons0121R121]

did half life 3 cause the apocalypse?" no but i bet it would

[@owenobrien1351]

20:32 haha dude that was comedy gold

[@lexisking152]

If you think about it, Doom Guy/Slayer/God would be incredibly smart, having guns can be one thing but being a walking arsenal that has mastery of said arsenal as well as the sheer problem solving, would mean Doom God is very VERY intelligent.

[@AlyxTheFluffy]

I'm loving the intro!

[@noahschaefer2408]

You just made my day man!! Can't wait for the rest!!

[@firebird5889]

I love the idea that doom guy is fueled by rage, lead, and cheetos

[@riskia2733]

I love this series and i hope it never ends

[@coledewey3564]

Doom is Eternal!

[@MaskedKittyYT]

hell yeah i’ve been excited for more since i saw episode one of this, i hope you go through the whole game like this ^^

[@legendaryvicius]

Damn it, i finally got that song out of my head and you went and put it right back in! lol

[@XG-OFFICIAL-59]

5:49 "I don't.. know what... that is" Its a robot vacuum. You can see it on Mission 3: Cultist Base, cleaning the floor. Its like a Roomba. Or should I say.... A Doomba. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

[@aegis2108]

Guess I'm an Arizona ranger because I clicked on this video so fast.

[@Fizzpig]

This is some of the most clever writting in a game, SOMEONE MAKE THIS A MOD!!!

[@gordeath2]

Yay you posted I've been so bored waiting for more content I thought about going out side

[@theguylivinginyourwalls]

Dear god, man! Are you _mad?!_ That's *_suicide!_*

[@gordeath2]

@@theguylivinginyourwalls it's worth it though I saw harambee and kobe plus Chester the cheetah (need Dem Cheetos)

[@justaflyingskelatonwithatr3859]

9:25 when you find the ninja looter that took all your legendarys

[@blackhotwheelz2182]

Im sure that Anthomia and this guys neighbors love them

[@billcipher3180]

16:07 only Lucifer/the seraph/the burning one/Dr. Hayden(yes those are all of his aliases) could use the demonic crucible