Moss and Rocks | What if Steve Talked In Minecraft? - Season 3 Episode 2 (Parody)

[@OliveThat]

I am so hoping Steve gives everyone the “Reasons you suck” speech. At this point, it’s well deserved.

[@korhol2065]

I mean he may be a narcissist and evil in the more “I stole your horse” kind of way But damn at this point I’m surprised he hasn’t just given everyone the middle finger and stayed in hell

[@miniman649]

seconding this. He deserves a chance to snap back properly.

[@omnimon2230]

Would they _listen,_ though?

[@dalekhybrid845]

No

[@lukacunningham342]

@@korhol2065 Didn’t he try to back in season two but was forced into fighting Hero? But also, totally agree, after all the cr*p they put him through (he’s now has *THREE* different demons stuck in his mind) he deserves to take out his anger

[@eclecticgrace9564]

11:29 "He loves me more than anything!" Meanwhile- Hero: ...I feel a disturbance in the force.. 😂😂

[@CodexisInkwind]

It's funny but it is also very interesting that Ron could hear and sense Hero, and Hero somehow sensed Ron being emotional. I wonder what that connection will lead to

[@inklypse4248]

Another excellent episode of "Steve Needs An Exorcism - And A Vacation" Can't wait for the next one!

[@ohnoimlateforwork1761]

Lol

[@Zappysteel]

There are two types of people in this world, people who hate Steve and people who hate Steve more.

[@lexxanderbelmomt2001]

12:59 i swear steve is really going to break and tell all of them off

[@Zappysteel]

Steve has had enough of this bull$***

[@derekwinters2019]

Man, Steve is going to snap one day from all this nonsense

[@zephyr7748]

Poor guy is surrounded by people who either see him as dead weight or want to kill him. I wouldn't blame him if he explodes on all of them.

[@lexxanderbelmomt2001]

I'm even more surprised that the jebs were the reason Steve got corrupted

[@Justarandomguy87]

This is either going to end really well, or the world ends at the hands of child inside a body capable of mass destruction with daddy issues. What could possibly go wrong?

[@gabrielthefallenachangel]

Mommy issues*

[@DragoSonicMile]

Everything. Everything could go wrong.

[@theenderdestruction2362]

​@@gabrielthefallenachangelmommy and daddy issue's

[@Tyler-q3k]

This is what the minecraft movie SHOULD be!

[@gabrielthefallenachangel]

@@Tyler-q3k A Minecraft Movie*

[@Nex1001-1]

10:37 It’s hilarious how many hearts there are, it is like a 5th of the screen

[@MegaManZ666]

TOO MANY HEARTS

[@corband1159]

​@@MegaManZ666 EXACTLY

[@user-TheVirus_Offical]

Current dysfunctional family list Wither: Father Ender Dragon: Mother Jebs: crazy cousins of the father Hero: insane uncle Barbra: cannibal aunt Ron: psychotic nephew Alex: daughter Steve: son

[@djinsanity3575]

Leaving us on a cliffhanger after all this story and comedy gold! Well time to binge on this channel till the next upload. Get your snacks people

[@theblacksamruott]

Challenge accepted...

[@darkreflection9087]

1:49 When Herobrine spoke Ron sensed him

[@alvaroperez2349]

That Warden fight went exactly as I thought it would: Hilariously bad.

[@shadowreezy3137]

A good way or bad way?

[@iwilluberyourenemys]

@@shadowreezy3137 yes.

[@shadowreezy3137]

@@iwilluberyourenemysI- Wha-

[@singletona082]

'Put some of your power into it!' 'We did' *immediate black* Pffft. you guys're amazing. Wibbles is having entirely too much fun being openly crazy.

[@DragonguyA]

I thought someone else voiced Barbara. Could be wrong

[@NahtesS]

So the main villain is the warden... But with Daddy issues.

[@RandomDoodle123]

YIPPEE! Little theory: Endy got pretty nervous when Barbara mentioned the "oldest living demi-human alive". What if thats the father of Endy's egg? Yea this is an odd theory-

[@ohnoimlateforwork1761]

Maybe its,STEVE FROM THE OLDER DAYS,LIKE THE WEIRD UNBLOCKY ONES

[@RandomDoodle123]

​@@ohnoimlateforwork1761Ooo maybe!

[@storyteller4537]

I'm thinking the same Doodle, so don't feel out of place, I mean, it's the only reason we know for her to get nervous right?

[@ARC-RED]

2 theories one is you could be right or number two it could be someone she wronged in the past Honestly though I like the idea of that being the father of the egg it's just too funny not to laugh and if we predict it I'll be laughing even harder😂😂😂

[@phoeinxdrop2300]

I’m thinking more this was the first guy that actually beat her and she still has trauma

[@totalteamgaming6614]

I'm seriously waiting for Steve to snap and yell at the others

[@finnjury5345]

I am also wanting to see Steve snap at everyone and just roast them all

[@totalteamgaming6614]

@@finnjury5345 he's gonna lose his shit and then all shall feel his wrath

[@AntoineeTurnerr]

hasn’t he done that already?…Hasn’t he already does that?

[@totalteamgaming6614]

@@AntoineeTurnerr technically as hero but Steve himself hasnt properly laid into everyone for making his like hell.

[@w1ndgeneral226]

13:29 Sounds like ol Jean has a bit of history with whoever they're meeting. (And yes, Endy is also name Jean by the Minecraft creators, *I SWEAR I'm not high on something, it's true.)*

[@omuniinfiniti5652]

Picture Endy is only what Everyone we know calls her but for who they're meeting they know her as Jean and they have a very dark and mysterious history especially one that might be connected to the lore on the ender dragon where there used to be many until hunters came and wiped them out leaving only jean and her egg and possibly she now has to remeet those responsible for eradicating her kind leaving her an orphan and might add to the drama especially with Steve having her in his head

[@alistermanase2581]

Or os Endy's son.

[@random_nerd8235]

13:02 oh good steve is getting violent again. that ended so well of everyone last time

[@moewCalv]

I'm excited to see where it goes from here. Real storytelling potential.

[@ARC-RED]

As this man does every single time he cooked up the best one yet I can't wait for the next one I hope it's next week I can't wait any longer but I'm a patient man so I will be waiting

[@Formoka]

Oh I am so in love with this series. 🥰 I cannot explain the dopamine hit I got from this. Thank you, Hive!

[@random_nerd8235]

10:07 I may be wrong but is that a reference to when steve called the mobs locals all the way back in s1 ep1? because if so thats super cool

[@angelicafigueroa0221]

I am emotionally invested in this and I don't know why.....

[@CodexisInkwind]

Because they write more compelling and interesting characters than most modern television/movies?

[@angelicafigueroa0221]

@CodexisInkwind this is true

[@hallofguns8174]

Yay! Barbra lives! Also, the sword doing absolutely nothing even with Withy and Endy boosting it is terrifying. No idea how they are gonna win this one.

[@bainparker7531]

Never thought that Ron and the Jebs would be THAT powerful together! 😮 Also, Ron's voice does tend to be distorted into that of a DEMON!!!

[@nameless6232]

TL; DR: I love this series so much. It has given my life so much joy and fun. Long comment: Wow! This episode contained funny jokes and many details on the story (btw why those community posts got deleted?). Well anyway the image indeed was Barbara doing something and it was a flashback. It's also interesting how Ron can feel Hero. My one theory before this episode was that if Hero gets out of Steve it would be during Steve's "Why you suck" (idea by @OliveThat) speech. But now this gives idea that it's not maybe Steve who reveals the truth about Hero being inside and instead it's Warden who tries to get Hero out of Steve's head. Also, this episode showed really good motivations to both the Jebs and Ron to why they are Warden. Ron wants his dad (Hero) back and Jebs are bored to live and control only in ocean. My own personal theories in this story before this episode released contained many things but I think this was what I thought the most. During this adventure Steve would start to believe that he is a freak and an useless human being. That wouldn't be ture but after getting so much negative reception from everyone else Steve would start to believe that. And then he would run away from everyone and try to do self-sacrifice. What self-sacrifice? Well, when rewatching all episodes of this series while waiting this episode, one thing stood out for me. In Season 2 Episode 2, Alex talks about how she began to being follower of The Wither after her grandfather died because he can bring dead people back to life. Well in this theory timeline, I would think Steve would either find some sort of old spell or somehow heard this from the Wither. And because towars the end Steve would feel worthless, he would start to think that if I swap my places with Alex's grandfather he would do at least one good thing. He would think that Alex would be a lot happier and everyone else would not have to stand with Steve's life what everyone despises. Then I'm not so sure how it would have ended but this would have been the main theme of that timeline. This is what makes this series so lovable to me. Series itself is funny and interesting: But during this waiting time it has given me so much fun to theorize/speculate about what's going to happen. And even though I kinda guessed that canon story would most likely not going to be what my own theories was, it's still have been to fun to image those theory stories myself. And now this canon story and specifically this episode is even more complex that I could have imagined which made this even more enjoyable.

[@random_nerd8235]

you should write fanfiction you seem like you have a lot of fun ideas/gen

[@timedragon5492]

As appreciated as this series is, it is maddeningly hard to tell whether Alex or the Ender Dragon is talking.

[@simonepinna8554]

True

[@erinodonnell8478]

it really is

[@Tyler-q3k]

How many VAs do they have anyway?

[@UrMentalHealth]

​@@Tyler-q3k 4 and what's suprising to me, Alex and Endy are two diffren VA's

[@Jwsponky]

@@Tyler-q3k A grand total of three regulars, with two child voice actors guest starring now and again.

[@strelitziamystery21]

The horror of Jeb being the smart one for once lol

[@fictionfan0]

Next to Ron, a *Creeper* would be the smart one.

[@Happythedemoninhell]

I found it interesting that Ron is seemingly the only person besides Steve who can hear Hero.

[@GreatDuckKing]

I am betting my money on the demi human being another Ex of Endy's

[@swigmcale7555]

In the first season, didn’t Withy ask Endy who she had a baby/egg with?

[@mythicaldrawer7072]

@@swigmcale7555 oh no-

[@Vellenyeto]

@@swigmcale7555 Oh no.

[@DinoCrazy15]

@@swigmcale7555 Oh no.

[@Stainthepain]

OH YA!

[@shadowhunter1410]

So our Inevitable doom is a child make out of iron and comes with 3 fishes, yeah were all doomed.

[@Sora-md1ye]

10:43 If Doomgod will allow it, please let Ron find a therapist.

[@MWNTI_Studios]

WOOHOO!!! This is so epic! This is actually one of the last things I've anticipated the most this year. Thank you so much ❤❤

[@inuyasha9568]

Demi-human, Endy's ex lol

[@Kaiju515]

Videos such as these that bring such personality into fictional worlds like this one is such a godsend.

[@Aqua311]

It is so distracting to see diamond ore sitting there and not being able to mine it!

[@Zappysteel]

4:09 Wait, Withy has a dad?

[@tarvik8742]

He HAD a dad.

[@Zappysteel]

@@tarvik8742I mean, withy is (practically) immoral, so who’s to say his dad isn’t?

[@DyllanBowman]

Imagine if it was the witherstorm

[@rileywensauer-hofslund4000]

A city in a cave and the lost pile to save your fall where have I heard that before

[@Art_Cypher]

This comment fills you with determination ❤

[@jadencarlos868]

This seasons going so well

[@willemcook1654]

Ok, oldest Demi-humans in Minecraft… herobrine? Nope, not in this time-line. Entity 303? Maybe. Any OTHER Minecraft creepypasta players? Perhaps. WHELP, guess we get to wait and see.

[@w1ndgeneral226]

What about Null?

[@willemcook1654]

@@w1ndgeneral226 maybe? I only really know those two, as they’ve gotten the most spot light as far as I’m aware.

[@Rece-vp8fy]

I’m thinking maybe Notch…?

[@AshleyFinley-n6m]

Is Notch​ a creeppasta?@@Rece-vp8fy

[@willemcook1654]

@@Rece-vp8fy maybe..? But then, why a sculk filled city? Not where I would be if I were notch.

[@AceRubo]

THE MELON COMMENT REFERENCE

[@mooni-x-y]

Love this series sm this is just my personal opinion but i am WAITING for lines like 12:58 screen turn blurry and steves voice to get distorted lmao A little thing i noticed At 1:48 when herobrine spoke Ron sensed him! And later on at 11:29 Hero felt a "disturbance in the force" (which was Ron being sentimental towards him) so i wonder what kind of connection they will have in later episodes (edit : - second rewatch he also says "its home." SO I WONDER WHAT THAT MEANS!! Did hero create him with something from the end/in the end? And if so does that make Ron have any connections with Endy?) Also i wonder if Barbaras prophecy will come to fruition.. at 51:04 (of the complete season 2 video because i am very normal about this series) Whithy says "that was in the prophecy - "And thus her hunger will destroy the world!" " Anyway see you in a month or two Live laugh Ron. 🙏 (And give steve a vacation)

[@random_nerd8235]

I think hero's base in season 2 was in the end and thats why ron said that

[@DrenixWarriorKnight]

I wonder if anyone will make Alex realize that she is quite evil. Withy doesn’t tell her since she is a good follower.

[@random_nerd8235]

if they did another season after this (which is probably definitely not gonna happen but still) alex should be the main villain. let my girl go on a killing spree. she doesn't even need to be corrupted I think she already has it in her

[@HopeMultiverse]

We’re Back BOYS!❤

[@yeetuslord1104]

I still love this series. And I will pay good money to see an animated series on it

[@random_nerd8235]

just realized something hero: has a bunch of motivation, can't do anything bc he doesn't have a body steve: has no motivation, has to do a bunch of stuff bc he is one of the few people here with a body

[@Superior_Dex]

YES STEVE IS BACK

[@elianas1121]

Ok, I know that’s just vanilla Minecraft being vanilla Minecraft, but there has GOT to be a better way to show Ron’s health bar…

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

I think it's hilarious for the record.

[@BeBlessedGames]

I love this series and the cast.

[@random_nerd8235]

I love the jebs as villains so much

[@SBSaibox]

*Fallen down begins playing* @ 5:53

[@Wisteria901]

Oh hell nah, steve got hit with the undertale treatment

[@HydroStudios]

Alternate title: Most lore filled bedrock cosplay

[@FurbyDiablo]

So... um... y'all remember that Endy said that the egg wasn't Withy's kid??... yeah I guess we are gonna find the real dad ._.

[@jenniferallmon3681]

Oh crapbuckets

[@nightmarionne2401]

This series is so different from all the others because, since Minecraft is a sandbox game, the story can be whatever he wants and I like it :)

[@0Gl1ch3d0]

I wonder how it's like having an iron golem in his head🤔

[@DinoCrazy15]

You don't wanna know, If it's as bad as Hero with Ron, It's not good

[@0Gl1ch3d0]

I wanna take that chance....😁

[@DinoCrazy15]

@@0Gl1ch3d0 good luck then

[@0Gl1ch3d0]

>:)

[@rustythomas6982]

11:35 i loved that line. alo how come with and endy done hear Hero?

[@Misto_deVito6009]

Seeing things through a Warden's perspective is hilarious

[@shadowdragon-whatif]

Hell yeah it's back

[@kagelone-wolf8346]

Holy Notch Ron can sense Hero in Steve's head!

[@DutchLeroy-zb9fd]

I’m so happy this finally posted

[@TF2Mercenaries]

brol alexes arms looked curse while walking like 2 separate arms in an arm

[@mrchimpinski1411]

I can't wait for Steve to just snap at everyone, like full on crash out

[@ianvangoda7292]

I'm guessing that if this oldest demihuman isn't an original character, it's either Herobrine or Notch. Considering Hero is a thing, I'm going with Notch.

[@theogtanker8982]

Bro barb saying "im poisonous" had me rolling on my lunch break And Ron saying "crap buckets" HAS to be a reference to TeamFourStars "crap baskets"

[@Corthate]

Man, Steve’s therapy bills are gonna be insane if he survives this… Also if he ever finds a therapist.

[@shadowdragon-whatif]

Okay, I just have a great idea. We are Herobrine!

[@Nex1001-1]

5:29 the hell is wrong with Alex’s arm?

[@ohnoimlateforwork1761]

lol

[@darianalvarado7549]

11:37 Star wars refrence.

[@jdzencelowcz]

(Ecstacy sigh) yup....that's the good stuff......

[@darius22013]

How dare KZbin hide this from me for 24 minutes

[@amberlovelace8273]

the oldest demihuman alive, lives in the ancient city. G E N I U S.

[@PressStartToLaugh]

I thought so

[@amberlovelace8273]

@@PressStartToLaugh it's an honor to read your response.

[@PressStartToLaugh]

Thanks for commenting and watching 😄

[@amberlovelace8273]

@@PressStartToLaugh you're welcome :D

[@El_pro_555]

11:36 Good reference

[@Max.K00]

The GOAT has returned 🐐

[@darkreflection9087]

What if you Talked in Slime Rancher

[@gamzeilkeferyatl9352]

Endy is definetly hide something

[@adawnicusautocon]

Glad to have the Minecraft series back ❤

[@Player-lt2sd]

Clickled faster than anything else I have done in my ENTIRE LIFE!

[@LOL-bs1hg]

Steve needs to kick the others down a peg, bro has been bullied the whole series, he died, got brought back to life and pulled back into this train wreck, and has had demons in his head for years. He can’t catch a break

[@Theboss12039]

Yeah the warden tanks multiple swings from netherite and one shots you in full armor it’s never going to be a fair fight

[@objectshowshipper]

oh barbara/jebs/ron dynamic ily

[@random_nerd8235]

its kinda funny how even tho hero looks like a full grown adult, he's only really existed since after steve died at the end of season one. this means that he was only 15 in season 2, and is 19 in season 3. if he were a normal person he would have just graduated highschool at this point in the timeline. no wonder he is like that

[@commanderjango1487]

2:57 were you using the morph mod for that? It 10:44 what’s going on with the health bar?

[@CrowbornChaos]

love this series!

[@Saphiethetherian12]

Rmember when steve went to the nether and send "im doomed god" and endy and withy thought he said doom god the locals might be the doom god idk but it seems like that would happen

[@ElizabethAftontheicecreamgirl]

Incredible and beautiful and fabulous to watch and see and ah Minecraft talked 🎉🎉🎉

[@Flowermations]

Hey, everyone remember when Steve had a rap battle against Emmet from The Lego Movie? Just really wanted to reference Animeme because imagine if this lego construction worker was present in this parody, poor Steve wouldn't catch a break after getting stuck dealing with the Wither & the Ender Dragon arguing in his head for so long plus Alex, since Animeme's Emmet is Emmet if he was self-centered and had a big ego, dude literally would brag non-stop about how awesome he is and just put Steve down the entire time, which Canon Emmet would never even think of due to him having such low-self esteem and that he's just too unbelievably freakin nice, he always puts others above himself, literally dying for them (this is the same guy that saw there was still good in his own president despite witnessing him murder a blind old man aka his mentor in front of him), Animeme Emmet is essentially an entirely different character than our actual boi, I actually love the video btw as for the nostalgia, also it gave us such famous lines like "Stepping on a lego is worse than walking on fire, I could go harder but I'm not tryna screw a miner" (took me till now as a 19 year old to understand the adult joke in that) *"And juice him until Dad comes out"* is truly one hell of a sentence.

[@The_Midnight_Raven]

YAAAY! NEW VID!

[@mistydolphin2524]

The saga continues. Keep up the great work.

[@dravenblack4626]

The diamonds in the background of this entire conversation between Barbara and the others:

[@thesiblingscrew2323]

So Barbra is the reason why the warden is here that explains a lot and Wow Quick betrayal much also nice starwars reference there Also question why did endy get nervous the moment barb said demi-human?

[@PressStartToLaugh]

A question for the next episode

[@thesiblingscrew2323]

Yea just curious🤔

[@ramirezthesilvite]

Alex's arms aren't finished lol

[@AnEnjoyerOfThings]

THE MELONS PFFFFFT I was not anticipating that lmao

[@IronheadEli723]

It’d be hilarious and cute if Steve and Barbara fell in love and Alex was groaning the whole time about all of this.

[@random_nerd8235]

or: alex and barbara fall in love and now steve has to deal with them teaming up on him

[@random_nerd8235]

ok thinking about who "the oldest living demi-human alive" (I'm just gonna call them tolda for short for the purposes of this comment) could be and we know that in season one endy was super adamant about how she refused to get attached to steve, and its just kinda implied that that's just how demons are sometimes, but what if it was because of ✨ trauma ✨ what if, at some point, she and tolda has been super close, maybe friends, maybe more. endy got super attached to them and really liked having them around. then at one point, tolda did something that hurt her, really, really bad. some kind of big betrayal. I don't know exactly what kind of betrayal, but it would be big and super emotionally scarring. endy doesn't like to talk about tolda, because she has developed 0 healthy coping mechanisms ever in her life (because demon). and thats part of why she doesn't want to get attached to steve in season 1. because last time she got attached to someone like that, she got hurt. maybe steve even reminds her of tolda is some ways, making it even more painful when she does get attached, and in episode 4 when steve goes all evil and they have to kill him, she gets hurt again. how would she ever recover? idk it would be super angsty is essentially what I'm saying. also maybe her experience with tolda is part of why she killed withy in the first place? like there were definitely other factors at play, but maybe she also felt herself getting a little too close, caring a little too much, and didn't want to let herself be hurt again. just a thought.

[@bobthebuilder9818]

Nice video.

[@loganbrony130]

Honestly, a lot of this made some sense.

[@sonicfan117dash2]

The oldest living demihuman alive? My money’s on Notch.

[@objectshowshipper]

TJANK YOU MR PSTL

[@19TheFallen]

Dang it! .....I missed the premier! 🙁

[@Livi-chan435-xq6vy]

Is this Demi human, Endey’s father or is it doom god?

[@Thegamingcharjabug]

“This is odd I ain’t used tuh bein the intellimagent one” 0:34