What if You Talked in Helldivers 2? (Parody)

[@PressStartToLaugh]

Thanks for watching everyone! Here's some fun facts! 1. These are the same characters from the World of Warships, World of Tanks, and Project Playtime vids. 2. People kept asking HOW Johnson escaped from the end of Project Playtime. I PURPOSEFULLY didn't include it in this video because I find it funnier to NOT explain it. 3. I know that canonically the reinforcements in Helldivers are completely different soldiers, but I really liked the idea that it's just clones of the same people OVER and OVER. 4. Seeing how tongue-in-cheek this game is, I knew I had to do a video for it. Plus the hilarity with teamkilling meant the crew could kill the Captain multiple times... It just made sense. 5. Metallica reference. "GIMME FUEL! GIMME FIRE! GIMMIE THAT WHICH I DESIRE! OOO!" 6. Wibbles (Carter) ad-libbed several of her lines. 7. Connor is actually named Connor because Action Heroine (who voices Connor) loves Sarah Connor from Terminator. This is one of the reasons I decided to make this video and have us fight the Automatons. They look just like Terminators. 8. Lots of jokes were cut to the fit the timing of the footage. The footage is done first and then a script is written afterwards. Depending on how people deliver lines and such though, sometimes the script ends up spilling over or even under the alotted footage, so lines have to be removed or added to fit. The one I'm most sad about is when the Captain sings the Super Earth anthem while watching the nuclear blast. Sadly it just took too long and didn't fit the footage well enough. 9. I like that the characters get dumber and more patriotic the more they die and come back to life. 10. I love the idea that the Helldivers and Super Earth are pretty much the bad guys. They're invading alien planets under the guise of "spreading democracy" when really they're just conquering for resources or whatever. But "BUG UGLY!" so whatever... 11. FOR SUPER EARTH!

[@Steven-the-king]

Johnson is hilarious.

[@dmtribaltyphoon5001]

up next bridge comander.......may the Federation survive the Captain

[@PressStartToLaugh]

I love writing for Johnson and Carter the most.

[@coolonekid1]

I would love for one of the captains clones to come back smart and really competent making his squad love him then go back to normal then have them be really sad about it.

[@The-Rabbid-army]

@@PressStartToLaughwill you ever do lethal company with the team cuz I promise you your little bug jokes with them being stupid will need to be reevaluated because of the Lootbugs (yippee bugs)

[@silverscorpio24]

"I hate you I hate you I hate you I HATE YOU!!" "Me or the bugs?" "You know the answer to that."

[@michaeliv284]

Yelling "YES!!!" would've been funnier

[@GHOST-2808]

Love how Johnson slowly became Caboose

[@Aqua311]

That can't be right. Johnson committed the fewest team kills.

[@thecourier3771]

well caboose slowly became caboose too, so it tracks.

[@gamefan6142]

Even has the right color.

[@thecourier3771]

@@dylansharp8471He's was relatively normal during the first few episodes, but he started slipping later on to the caboose we know.

[@hmbrandon164]

Holy crap you're right

[@ryanwight9116]

I figured the Helldivers would be 90% screaming and “f8ck, f8ck, f8ck, f8ck”

[@SixWingZombi]

That's what I end up saying

[@Cjp171]

And the other 5 to 10%?

[@Azorees-oj5zr]

@@Cjp171 the lines you hear in the game.

[@dreademperor2094]

Helldiver rookie: Fuck fuck fuck fuck there's too many fuck!!!!!!

[@SirusCreed]

Wouldn’t f8ck sound like fake

[@TheSurvivor637]

Lore wise the Helldivers aren’t clones, but I find the idea funny that some government higher up saw this group of idiots and decided to use them for experimental cloning that just so happened to work.

[@granoonis2080]

@@dylansharp8471 Actually, that depends on how often they die before seeing a doctor...or getting their brain jostled.

[@shadowjoker285]

And the great fact about this is that in future war games/other games, the cloning incident in helldivers will make up the many times they are somehow in another part of the army or in anothet part of the universe 😂 I would be surprised if we see this lot in a Warhammer 40k game on characters that can't speak, lol 😂😂

[@anthonyshedd6411]

This is actually a big Star Wars and Invincible reference

[@isaacdeassiscorrea9962]

@@dylansharp8471 are you having treasonous thoughts against a higher-up in the helldiver army?

[@bradleyadams5252]

Even in the future, there's no escaping the captain and his incompetence! 😂😂😂

[@toddclawson3619]

Hilariously enough, the captain was actually somewhat competent this time. All he needed was an environment were death is cheap and it is perfectly ok to treat your troops as cannon fodder as they will just be replaced by clones.

[@Azorees-oj5zr]

And an environment where war crimes are practically nonexistent as Super Earth doesn’t care about such things.

[@discohead8578]

He does it for democracy

[@rungunninja1289]

So 40k imperial guard or starship troopers.

[@LoneWolf20213]

@@rungunninja1289 yes

[@ultragodzillafan]

I head cannon that the clones are a experimental part of the Helldivers arsenal, and these 4 were unlucky enough to be used as test subjects.

[@Cataclysmythical]

This is like some giant series where the troops keep going into different branches, but *ALWAYS* end up with the same captain they want to avoid.

[@Zyro-dl4ow]

"air boat here" -Private Johnson(stupified) 2024

[@peterseaboldt1250]

"FOR SUPPER URF!!!"

[@warsmith246]

@@peterseaboldt1250 "Demakrizee!"

[@clementverkimpe940]

"you know what to do" "shootie shootie bang bang?" "that's right you get a medal" "HIII!!!" happy johnson is making me happy ^^

[@lord_der_kuscheltire]

More Heldivers please. I like them as Helldivers. I WANT MORE OF THAT!!!

[@grumdar13]

WE NEED MORE HELLDIVERS

[@hazzabrooksy4089]

​@@grumdar13FOR DEMOCRACY

[@peterseaboldt1250]

Unfortunately, I think they said that this was a one-off. If we see The Crew again, it's gonna be somewhere else.

[@marcelloreeves7216]

I kind of want to see them fight more automatons, the sheer panic of having 3 hulks bearing down on you is insane.

[@trickster3696]

An army of Adam Smashers and dreadnoughts would be hilarious with this squad. Got that comparison from Rubix Raptor.

[@Swordrevolver79]

@@trickster3696 Oh! I can't wait till they end up in Malevolant Creek! The sheer numbers and AI difficulty would definitely give them nightmares for months!

[@marcelloreeves7216]

@@Swordrevolver79 Mavalon Creek was liberated earlier today. I don’t they will have to experience that nightmare.

[@Templar-33]

Captain is basically Sarge, Connor is Church or Tucker, Carter is Simmons or Church and Johnson is either Griff or Caboose

[@ArcticPrice]

He's definitely caboose

[@SeanAlexander897]

I think Carter is more Griff

[@Thewhovianwhoisageek]

​​@@ArcticPricehe only killed one teamate

[@alexandriaprime4503]

@@SeanAlexander897 Nah. She ain't that lazy.

[@SeanAlexander897]

@@alexandriaprime4503 she’s always trying to get demerits and quit though

[@ShawndaPrawn]

I already heard a fan theory about the clone thing, but brainwashing their soldiers for brain-dead loyalty does sound like something I'd expect from Super Earth at this point.

[@anthonyshedd6411]

14:48 " Oh, Hell Naw* LOL,. again since Project Playtime

[@anthonyshedd6411]

4:16 clones

[@L84grub]

That sounds like treason up right down down down

[@TheFirstEvil100]

Lol, well at least the crew had a good time killing the Captain. But now I’m worried about the gene that could be changing them. Oh well I’m sure they’ll be fine.

[@alvaroperez2349]

This is basically if Zapp Branagan was in Starship Troopers, and I’m down for it!

[@weldonwin]

If Zapp Branagan actually FOUGHT

[@Tired_Boy_2004]

yea if zapp wasnt a giant pussy

[@CyborGlitch]

7:43 I was in tears from laughing so hard!! 🤣

[@Not-an-automaton]

GIVE ME FUEL, GIVE ME FIRE, GIVE ME THAT WHICH I DESIRE, OOOH

[@Zyro-dl4ow]

killed by his own enthusiasm. you love to see it!

[@raphlas8635]

I'd prefer not to see his enthusiasm splattered all over the place..

[@Aqua311]

I'm going to name that missile Phillips, in honor of the most powerful explosive this crew ever had in their arsenal. His screams were legendary.

[@The_Light0001]

"So are these automatons sentient vaccuums or- OH GOD! THEIR TERMINATORS!" Funniest line ever

[@Winterborn5]

I think my favorite part besides Johnson going stoopid, was the actual drops. They go from screaming on the first, to woooooo’ing on the last. Pure gold.

[@wingzero7X]

Caboose? Caboose is that you?!

[@breannaflasher560]

I find it hilarious how captain keeps getting these jobs. Connor and Carter are literally my faves Johnson. He’s funny too lol.❤

[@ashtoncarter9745]

Okay this deserves a part 2

[@Neco.Archives]

This was a interesting one. I really liked it. And having the idea of them slowly turning into people that seem to obey captains orders a lot more everytime they die is good attention to detail. 👍🏻

[@blackthrone6976]

11:50 to answer that, i'm dropping a tiny bit of lore... the bugs either produce oil, or can be used to make oil, so bug farms... bugs break out, and are angry, and now helldivers are here...

[@Azorees-oj5zr]

They produce oil when killed.

[@Azorees-oj5zr]

@@dylansharp8471 both, they started good but by the start of the first game they were just as bad as us and have only become more bloodthirsty and animalistic as we genetically modified and specially breed them to produce more oil.

[@matthewedwards6454]

Addition to the lore. It's not farms in the normal sense. We give them entire planets to occupy, wipe them out and extract the element 710, once the helldivers successfully wipe out a planet. We leave to allow their population to return.

[@plagued2148]

Sounds like treason

[@Nickle_King]

Ahhh. I get it. The guys Captain has blackmail on finally found a post where Cappy can die. A lot. Ironically, it’s a post with war crime level weaponry. Wins all around!

[@LoneWolf20213]

does make sense if the guy is a crazy glory crazed lunatic, helldivers would fit him to a t

[@aideng-0.033]

More. Of. This! Please! Seriously, this one was absolutely phenomenal with the dynamic of the crew. I loved Johnson’s reaction to Captain getting his name right, adorable.

[@michaeltsang1748]

Helldivers 2 is such a great game that it inspires comradery that the Captian finally said Johnson's name correctly.

[@nathansmith9104]

PLEASE let this become a series!!! (It will give an excuse to play more Helldivers 2 for “work”)

[@tylers2571]

This is an absolute favorite, no argument. Love the super earth Johnson and Captain's suggestion on the theme

[@hunter361]

I love how it’s a continuation story of base team games

[@Zeldomnyo]

My new head cannon is this is somehow the captain's second tour as a hell diver and that is why he's been stupid since the beginning. And also why he somehow seems to understand this stuff better than he has the other jobs he's had.

[@SamanthaLaurier]

12:25 I love Johannesburg's little squeal of delight here

[@thomasfoster7387]

the only thing that would've made this better is if we heard Philips screaming from inside the missile

[@bradleyadams5252]

How'd he get there...doesn't matter. His explosive power will serve democracy well!

[@TheAKgunner]

That’s probably part two.

[@TheAKgunner]

@@dylansharp8471 Don’t know. Probably.

[@silverscorpio24]

"For SUPPER URF!!" 🤣🤣

[@spartan078ben]

Love the enthusiastic "woooooo"... Also the winy "Caaaaaappp Johnsons dead agaiiiinnnn."

[@colossalslayer3616]

I have a head cannon for the captain he's got an eyepatch that switches which eye it's on whenever there's a cutaway and no one questios it, if someone animates these videos please do that

[@kassiaactuallydraws9361]

Genius

[@NeoChomik]

The voice of Democracy is here! And it sounds like the Captain. A perfect cast!

[@mingalls-r6j]

Love how that at the end there are as smart as captain in super earth

[@joeywinebarger202]

If only Johnson was smart enough to realize Captain said his name right at 11:05

[@darkreflection9087]

Halo ODST + Starship Troopers + A pinch of Warhammer 40k = Helldivers 2

[@michaeliv284]

And Red Vs Blue icing!

[@beyblademaster2384]

And Destiny 2 Toppings.

[@eliotw149]

They should do starship troopers and warhammer 40k

[@treinadordeledian7540]

Connor and Carter are my favorite.

[@718jef]

In my head cannon, they're twins

[@chriswihulu]

​​@@718jef or in this case Clones, maybe???

[@718jef]

@@chriswihulu Clone Twins

[@PressStartToLaugh]

They ARE twins. :-)

[@Azorees-oj5zr]

@@PressStartToLaugh the lore increases.

[@snoruntsgaming]

I think the government finally just sent him to where they think that he'll never be a problem again.

[@Shidyk]

Man, the Captain must have like a secret asteroid in space with blackmail on the whole planet at this point. XD

[@aidanhammans9337]

He’s smarter than he’ll ever let on.

[@spenserfarman3045]

This games premise just makes me think of Starship Troopers.

[@chriswihulu]

In this case, democracy must be synonyms to Bullets and lots of them! This message was sponsored and supported by DoomGod(formerly known as DoomGuy)

[@bradleyadams5252]

Brute force is always the answer. If it's not working, you're just not using enough.

[@Winterborn5]

Death is the best crowd control.

[@jaydendickson9447]

WELCOME TO THE FIGHT FOR DEMOCRACY PRESS START TO LAUGH!

[@pinkiepierocks6360]

FOR SUPER EARTH

[@swigmcale7555]

This was great. Also, the ‘patriotism gene’…I know it isn’t part of the official lore, but it’s just one of things that you know is true when you hear it. Also, also, there needs to be a playlist made of all the videos that have ‘the crew’ in them.

[@chriswihulu]

Would certainly give more reason for the memes

[@Skippyzor]

Minute 7:40 ... is absolutely priceless! had to rewatch the video i was laughing so hard.

[@GGBlaster]

It took me 7 months for the algorithm to recommend this to me, and just earlier today I serendipitously had thought “wow, a ‘What if you talked in Helldivers’ video would be funny!”

[@johnagudelo3397]

Would you consider doing Pacific Drive? The main character doesn't talk, it's full of weird anomalies and tons of radiation, and supposely the main character is slowly becoming obsessed with their car.

[@chriswihulu]

Could even add a voice for the car, acting as a bad influence or tempting the mc into dumb stunts or actions

[@voidabyss8512]

How does captain keep getting these jobs?!

[@pipermontes3710]

I have no idea

[@chriswihulu]

Blackmail, how he keeps finding it, no one knows 😂

[@TheJester423]

Magic

[@szymonmolitoris4616]

Bribery and blackmail are powerful skills

[@Azorees-oj5zr]

@@szymonmolitoris4616 his general attitude is also exactly what Super Earth wants from its soldiers.

[@Gungelion]

In honor of the ending of Red versus Blue and the unjust closing of Rooster teeth, I would like to request the next time you do this, it's in a Halo game. Honestly this entire series of scenarios would fit perfectly in their RVB universe.

[@gilrenman]

I have to thank you for this video. No matter what mood I'm in (and with major depression that's usually negative) this video makes me smile and feel so much better. I'm seriously hoping for more adventures of the Captain and his crew in the future. Thank you all so much.

[@Thefirefan15]

I hope you feel better eventually.

[@Sanity-t1y]

It’s official… Johnson is truly gonna be the next captain😭😭😭

[@Sanity-t1y]

@@dylansharp8471 he had not only went insane but when he grabbed the flame thrower he showed his inner captain spirit

[@Azorees-oj5zr]

@@Sanity-t1y are you telling us that you WOULDN’T laugh like a maniac if you got to use a flamethrower?

[@Sanity-t1y]

@@Azorees-oj5zr I mean, I don’t laugh like a maniac when I’m already a maniac😂😂

[@outcast4087]

Surprisingly, this episode was way less chaotic than I anticipated. Still loved it though. Especially enjoyed the cloning headcanon. *For Super Earth!*

[@Motosleuth]

7:43 😂😂😂😂😂 I was laughing so much I fell off my bed😂

[@gadgetboy4717]

13:29 it’s cute you think our clones will live long enough to worry about radiation poisoning.

[@grumdar13]

"Um sir are we are bad guys" I smell treason 11:46

[@bubbee9382]

12:55 famous last words. 12:59 the other famous last words.

[@Kroododile553]

“I’m doing my part!!”

[@David_H__]

It DOES have a Starship Troopers vibe to it doesn't it?

[@michaeledmunds7056]

Okay, but I would like to know more.

[@AleksKieca]

Nice work of adding “The Patriot Gene” and the Terminator references, could have used some Starship Troopers but all in all, 10/10 vid.

[@bradysutton6235]

My favorite Military Quartet is back!! :)

[@MrNiceGuy214]

This has been one of the most entertaining series on KZbin to watch for me. I always when I was younger used to talk for my characters in games because they didn’t talk a lot. This so so awesome to watch. Keep up the good work 😊

[@kagelone-wolf8346]

Captain "Yes J... Caboose good job for democracy"

[@eleklovatka7666]

- How many of me are there? - As many as I require! Which will be a lot and you don't have enough grenades. Trust me. - Eternal suffering... awesome...

[@granoonis2080]

Bruh, we need MORE of this! I don't know how you'd come up with it, but it needs to happen!

[@worstusernameever8020]

I will never get sick of the the captain and the crew, Especially when it comes to james, i mean johnny, no wait i mean whats his face.

[@WingedShark333]

Ah i needed this, is been i while since i saw your videos, they are always a joy to watch

[@UnsealingLight]

“Who exactly are you, sir?” “I’m the captain! There’s no need for names!” “The captain?” “That’s right, the captain!” “That’s what you’re called?” “What else needs to be said? I’m the captain!” “And you say that despite the fact that your rank is cadet.” “Uh, Cadet Captain!”

[@GamingExpert9990]

I’d love to see lethal company with these guys lol

[@Dharkon-lord-of-darkness]

0:51 Don't forget the army

[@ZetsubouGintama]

Making a clones that have a patriotic program was make sense so you will have an unlimited supply of fanatic troopers... Don't tell the Democratic Officer I said that.

[@Jack-yo2bc]

the captain and his harem (and yes including johnson his a vital part of any harem)

[@carabcod0004]

Can’t wait for part 2.

[@Ender404True]

11:45 sir are we the good guy's humans are almost little bit evil in nature but at a whole yeah were not

[@ryanwight9116]

Hooray, the crew’s back

[@Noa-q6g]

I love this squad and their dynamic.

[@jonathandamattamoreira6324]

Amazing video as always!! Love to see Captain again with our lovable crew!!

[@MidNitte247]

This video gave me some serious nostalgia. Did anyone feel like Dib from Invader Zim was Johnson? All it was missing was Zim and this team would have been even crazier. Awesome video as always. Y'all are amazing!

[@redstonemecha7716]

I would love to see the four of them play lethal company together after this. There is legit a mod where you can control the monsters.

[@cdp124]

I love this SO MUCH!!!!! Such a great callback to old videos!!

[@lucasclaxton612]

I love the lore part of getting dumber and more patriotic with each clone, and it also means that the Captin has supposedly died hundreds of times and is still his "normal" self. While Johnson died a good few times and was complete pure patriotism.

[@PressStartToLaugh]

I like to think the Captain is SO DUMB that he’s basically lapped around and is somewhat competently stupid.

[@lucasclaxton612]

@@PressStartToLaugh LOL. That makes so much sense.

[@kalebryantrigg7739]

As always, this is funny and awesome. Hope you continue this series, would love to see their reaction to Malevolent Creek.

[@developingopinionmedia2909]

This movie is the purest definition of LOL

[@burnedsmackdown4209]

The crew is back :D

[@WorldsTallestLeprechaun]

4:27 Funny enough, that fineprint is actually written down in game. It’s a black wall with orange letters in the tutorial bootcamp, I THINK it’s towards the end, when you pick up your cape? Don’t know for sure myself, I haven’t decided if I want to redo the tutorial in order to see it. But another aspect I heard is that the fineprint has a segment that says just by READING your terms of service, you’ve already violated them.😂🤣 ALSO, side note to help out any helldivers, some stuff I just found out from a channel called “ZerkyZerk” who talked about the mechanics of the game and some weapons. The big, hard to kill bugs with “weakpoints” (the bits that aren’t armored or are REALLY obvious) need to be hit with explosive weapons. Chargers tails, Bile Spewers swollen bodies, and the underside of Bile Titans only take 10% damage from any conventional weapons if those weapons are NOT explosive. If you want to be prepared for that, the Plasma Punisher shotgun (which shoots little balls like “we have grenade launcher at home”) and the Concussive Liberator Assault Rifle both do explosive damage. So it you’re in a situation where you’ll deal with a LOT of those and don’t have enough heavy weapon support or strategems, those will help immensely. Also, Medium armor (which is mostly found on the bots, but some bugs have it too) can be punched through by the Liberator Penetrator assault rifle and the Slugger shotgun. (even though the Slugger’s description doesn’t say that)

[@jacobschreibman980]

Now I want to see the Captain and crew face down all the bigger enemies of the Automatons and Terminids

[@GameStrider-z4u]

First warships. Then tanks. Then grab-packs. Now Super Destroyers. Does it go up from here?

[@logangreen2351]

You know it be really funny if the crew and Captain are stuck in the backroom, i really do see at for the crew be forever sticked with the captain forever in the ever ending rooms

[@chriswihulu]

So, it seems every new clone has a bit more "Democracy" infected into them, which may or may not be a good thing... Edit: ahhh, they get more "Patriotic Genes" each time 😂

[@ILOVEVEGGIES445]

2:07 sounds like a bit of treason to me

[@margotrosendorn6371]

9:36 "She go splat boom sizzle!"

[@nicholascartwright7817]

Yes please more of this group!

[@samueldragonmaster1913]

Yaaay! Glad to see the crew again!

[@Sternguard]

We need more of this.

[@N-3-0]

Noice You Should Do Maybe The Fable Series (maybe The Evil Route Rehehehehehe)

[@willbleed550]

Well he was a "hero" in the Minecraft series, so....ya that could work

[@thebardofshale304]

Always a laugh when the crew is together. Can't wait to see where the cause chaos next.

[@mattstanford9673]

"We've got some democratic non-believers here!" Lmfao.