PRIEST SIMULATOR (Complete Series)

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Oney Plays Priest Simulator for PC. This video of Priest Simulator Gameplay / Walkthrough was recorded in 1080p as a "Let's Play" or LP by OneyPlays.
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[@beastmanreview009]

Fun fact: Joshua Tomar designed, voiced, directed, and coded this game. Its based on true events when he traveled to Europe back in 2001.

[@bayersbluebayoubioweapon8477]

Tomar started the second Chechen war

[@ycylchgames]

It's true, he beat my family to death with his bare hands.

[@LeeronCarbuncle]

@@ycylchgames It was just as a prank though so if you're mad about it that's on you bud

[@MarkOfKhorne]

If you rotate one of the secret crosses upside-down, you can hear Tomar say "SUCK MY CRUCIFIX!" Funny easter egg.

[@Beunibster]

I saw Tomar stepping off the plane from the UK, he looked me right in the eyes and said "Mission accomplished"?

[@ronnie6244]

The real thing that kept me watching this video was the growing anticipation that they might actually guess the language correctly at some point

[@namesurname3257]

They just keep saying how weird are russians for making this game

[@tahutoa]

what, is it polski or some shi

[@boglurker2043]

@@tahutoa vietnamese i think

[@ronnie6244]

@@tahutoa Yeah, It's polish

[@bobobsen]

@@boglurker2043 I don't think many people know polish

[@joshgall3661]

The things we do for rent

[@gabeh9182]

“The things we do for eternal paradise”

[@Markeplier23]

*sips on chocolate Soylent*

[@oculoids]

@@Markeplier23 spills chocolate soylent all over bussy

[@Markeplier23]

@@oculoids opsie

[@oculoids]

@@Markeplier23 whoops now i really made a mess didnt i

[@TheBestDoorSkeelz]

Adam referring to Nosferatu as the character from SpongeBob is one of the greatest thing I have ever heard a person say.

[@quaker47]

thats what i thought it was until a year ago

[@psychomantis2485]

*Count Orlok.

[@Moodog12]

This game was so surreal. Lots of hilarious clips from the small amount of gameplay they had for this one. Great quick laughs guys, thanks.

[@clotslurp]

The biggest highlight of this series was Zach spilling his muscle milk first thing into the playthrough

[@BafflerMeal]

I wasn’t sure if Adam and Zach have ever been in a video together and completely forgot about this series!

[@rakaszinu8367]

It’s not Russia game, it’s Polish Game and it have a lots of Polish cultural references im glad other countries enjoy it

[@bigbeefscorcho]

@Yoshikage_K1r4just wanted to say, I’m from the USA and your English is as good or better than many people who are native to the States!

[@RugBug18]

@@bigbeefscorchoDon’t lie to him dude.

[@Wetknees]

Mexican squid game is just surviving living in Mexico

[@Crystallinesoup]

My favorite videos are where they play weird little foriegn games like this. They're always so bizarre I feel like they have thier best banter with these

[@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063]

Its why i wake up every morning

[@PureSniperWolf]

I think watching this made my IQ drop, and that's exactly how I like my video game playthroughs. 10/10 boys, all done here.

[@senditall152]

Wait this actually looks fun. It is like a divine Postal game.

[@G-Mastah-Fash]

The hogweed covering every centimeter of ground is a nice touch.

[@TimeTravelingFetus]

square centimeter*

[@tahutoa]

Is that what Poland is like to walk through

[@AEON657]

The spinning disc loading screen at the very beginning of the video is a reference to a 2019 album released by the band Gruzja, who did work on the OST for this game. It is a VERY good album.

[@SkarletOctaviaMUSIC]

I love Gruzja so much

[@hamupinhere]

Yeah it looks like one of their logos appears on the Shatanists' T-shirts.

[@sillybillywonkers]

Adam was so Quiet for like half of this It was a jumpscare when he actually said something.

[@ReDsHorde]

Love how good 30% of jokes in this fall completely flat once you realize it's not Russian

[@saltypepper3340]

and that it is actually polish

[@LangstonDev]

I think that makes it funnier

[@theconceptofinfinity]

Noseferatu got his start as a Sonic OC. But the author, I can't remember their name, I think it was 666FlamingKatana, changed the species of all of his characters from Sonic OC's to real things like vampires and then he published it.

[@Expunge6667]

It's honestly the best username he could have come up with.

[@dizzymoosic]

@@Expunge6667 sounds like a neckbeard redditor

[@skinnywhitedude8765]

@@Expunge6667 i mean its pretty cool, you cannot deny that.

[@raumfahreturschutze]

Oney lost all his Polish fans this day. RIP

[@StrawberryNUKE]

Who cares? Their Polish!

[@subcumin7410]

A tragic loss of 43% of his fanbase

[@K7NMHSF03DarkStarPhantom03]

that's more of a win honestly.

[@raumfahreturschutze]

@@K7NMHSF03DarkStarPhantom03 o kurwa!

[@Maedelrosen]

He therefor lost no one worth losing, (лол)

[@bungus2012]

5:30 not 6 minutes in and we've got a Trailer Park Boys reference in the top left, I like this game

[@westvirginiaglutenfreepepp7006]

I wish they played more of this but I'll be watching this

[@Prick_of_the_Century]

Fantastic

[@GunExplosionz]

this

[@TheNumberLast]

No

[@Miki_Arts0]

Yo it’s a Polish game! Let’s gooooo!

[@ziggyciggs5862]

"priest stimulator"? Lol that's what father Paul used to call me

[@himwhoisnottobenamed5427]

Oh shit! You know Father Paul too?!

[@ziggyciggs5862]

@@himwhoisnottobenamed5427 know him? Brotha I blow him

[@himwhoisnottobenamed5427]

@@ziggyciggs5862 Hi-oh! 🤣

[@kevincairo8917]

Wait we talkin bout the same Father Paul here? 😳

[@casdy1773]

:(

[@OddJames]

love you boys thank you for the years of laughter just by being yourselves

[@pepesilvia429]

if there wasn't footage during Zach's Mark Zuckerberg story I would've 100% thought he was lying

[@Markeplier23]

We need more episodes with Adam and Zach

[@st3v444]

Im pretty sure this is still the only series to feature both of them which is kind of crazy

[@jadeskye6755]

I think the full version of this game just came out, could be fun to see a revisit.

[@TheAmenez]

Lightyear is set in the future but for a 90's audience, like how all the A.I. co pilots are cassette tapes, and other little details.

[@IM3C1T0]

The thumbnail looks like Joshua graham ( THE LORDS WORK MUST BE DONE )

[@steeliewheelies]

FUCKING muscle milk lmao

[@Gobbygoblin]

fight milk

[@prof.vonspooky4562]

OneyPlays is the best Taco Bell/Muscle Milk commercial.

[@MauiWowieOwie]

Tomar for Pope.

[@daroachdoggjr8426]

Lyle needs all the chilli possible to feed his erm..."talking light". Its one of two things it eats.

[@ryandemge3959]

The other thing being delicious slimy feces of course

[@Beunibster]

The other one is live worms

[@gabeh9182]

Erm

[@blessedafricarains6429]

@@gabeh9182 erm, that's like, offensive i will report you to Twitter.

[@beastmanreview009]

🤣I got that reference!

[@googleuser3163]

It hard to believe Zach was born inside a tree stump

[@jonskillings1258]

I'd say that's a very easy thing to believe

[@christiananimepunk4793]

Yeah. Just like the Lorax.

[@googleuser3163]

@@christiananimepunk4793 But unlike the Lorax, Zach believes all women

[@walkingskin2920]

The movie lightyear is the lore behind the toy. What they're saying is basically them holding a toy lightsaber and going "this is a relic from a long time ago" just cause star wars takes place in the past

[@bub8619]

Wasn't there a fan-film where a couple finds a star destroyer during ww2

[@tahutoa]

@@bub8619 yeah and then go "YOU BASTARDS! YOU BLEW IT UP!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELLL"

[@pyrotechnick420]

21:17 Seriously where is the 5 minute loop of CPM Dude Huh?

[@Craftinglarson]

Nosfaratu was the one flickering the lights you know I’m in the right place when I understand their nonsense from two angles

[@bigboy6026]

Need this lineup again

[@jbomb7867]

That zucker clip is insane what the hell

[@Dat_Scrub]

Chris gets hammer: precedes to immediately beat a black man to death with it

[@aepage3165]

Wait, why did Zack want water from the tap from Door Dash instead of his own tap water? It's weird they said no, but I don't understand how he even got in that situation.

[@AVI-lh6rm]

i think he meant he asked for a bottle/pack of water from 7/11

[@metaleggman18]

I wish they'd return to this game. The dev released a full version. This version is called priest simulator heavy duty now.

[@boiiwander]

18:14 i have been looking for this clip for weeks holy shit lmao

[@beastmanreview009]

Peter, this reminds me of that time...

[@daroachdoggjr8426]

🤣

[@beastmanreview009]

@@daroachdoggjr8426 😂

[@joecool2721]

🫵🏼👉🏼👌🏼

[@RoachCatJr]

its cpm dude

[@flumpicesphone2490]

Just hearing Adam talk makes me smile just as much as listening to Zach talk

[@EnFreeOn]

Can ding dong, Julian and Chris please play kingdom hearts 3 so I don't have to? Please, save me

[@himwhoisnottobenamed5427]

You mean Bahamut Hearts 3?

[@loganclarke370]

They recorded some but it was so boring they decided not to play through it

[@bentstraw827]

If chris read comments i would ask how far is bowlbo or when its releasing.

[@tahutoa]

5 years, 15 years, maybe 20. 25. Mmm 50. Idk scratches head

[@lewisnunn2093]

Finally Mac found a community to offload the fight milk

[@BonesAlexander]

The first video to feature Adam.

[@ladywithpinkglasses]

One of the most random games ever. And of course it's Polish lol

[@VLADPowder]

I swear these guys made Prison Simulator. When he asks for donations it sounds like the Prison Sim "Sims" speech

[@uunguung1899]

Bro... the character is speaking polish.

[@VLADPowder]

@@uunguung1899 Obviously, but it sounds identical to the incomprehensible gibberish that came out of that Prison Sim they played lol. The games even look similar

[@lazyjake1024]

18:46 this line from zach is the peak of matpats career on the internet

[@angelichor]

For the record, the game is Polish, not russian. Not that it makes it any more comprehensible lmao

[@Khornecussion]

My favorite chapter is when the priest gets taken to court and his defense is " He big boy. He legal. "

[@anthonykirk759]

Huh?

[@Nervadane]

games like this feels so surreal Like this feels like a dream at 4 AM as i watch with some juice How odd

[@ohmeganerd]

21:18 straight ⛽️🔥

[@Wildj42]

The shatanists being random people wearing punk clothes and the christianists being 4th of July firework klansmen is crazy

[@bingbongbingbingbong7251]

Disgusting colon polyps bro nice 😎👍

[@CodyFancyPants]

This game looks fuckin cool

[@yourbackgarden6743]

as bad as lightyear was these guys are kinda dumb not to understand that the toy was based off of a character in a movie. Like andy went to see the movie in universe. its a movie in a movie sort of thing

[@AHersheyHere]

Chris cannot follow instructions simulator.

[@joecool2721]

Oooo here before the swarm of bots

[@knightscroftsquire-muldoon]

Buh-buh-buh...meh. Meh-buh-muh. Gluuuff'd 'em.

[@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063]

I forgot about the jacket symbols

[@holypenguin588]

2!

[@koala_molotov]

Chris message me back on insta dude. I have some funny videos I think would make you laugh lol

[@MadDogEddie]

50 videos of 30-minute Minecraft videos per day... ah yes, if I uploaded 25 hours of footage every day.

[@screwthenet]

The cheesey level is kinda nice ngl. Somehow reminds me a bit of when I tried the Jersey Devil ps1 demo back in the 1990s lol HarasHO MOIM Tovarish :P

[@spartandumpster1158]

I feel like if Joe Rogan had a guest who's on the run he'd just put him in a headlock until the cops arrived.

[@spregged7231]

I legit thought this game was a fever dream since the last time I watched it I had the flu. I’m watching it again while sick and it truly is a spiritual experience.

[@tactrip5572]

Nice

[@DrExploadsAlot]

I miss the intro where he says "Oney plays, with friends".

[@jakass]

If it wasn't so loud id agree, but this iteration is less jarring noise-wise... Unlike the outro

[@juza64]

that's just doordash. if you don't add a note to the vendor they'll say no for anything even extra napkins

[@wooftrees]

Two uploads one day

[@littletimmythefifth29]

Here at 182 views.

[@DrLelantos]

Who's the 4th voice that sounds like someone doing an impression of Chris?

[@Slop_Dogg]

zach is definitely one of those dudes that found lifting weights & maintaining his hairline as ways to not feel like a little nerd guy post puberty

[@321findus]

1997 Chevrolet Silverado K1500 Z/71 4X4

[@felix_the_cat0585]

I bet they have the incantation of the damned underneath the rotten couch of there's

[@jamishmcquo7590]

FOR THE RECORD JESTES CABBAGE ROLL like we get it dude

[@jacesantamaria8394]

OH my gosh Adams back where is undertale

[@bushbuster6528]

How did it take so long for one of their better shitty playthroughs to get collected.

[@jeezlewiez161]

That game is a Simulator of an normal day in poland

[@BIGGOONIN]

The Cyrus from Trailer park boy’s reference 😂

[@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063]

What fresh hell have i stumbled upon?

[@coolfrog2777]

that is definitely not russian...

[@mrdrquesos2795]

is this an old one?

[@mrdrquesos2795]

IT sounds really familiar

[@minkeymouce]

Zach lookin like an absolute goober always makes me happy

[@WJbass05]

Religyon

[@mimix3555]

That thumbnail is pretty cool guys

[@tahutoa]

21:00 CPM, dude.

[@juicefan2]

Adam said "number E" and nobody made fun of him for it

[@Pigraider268]

It's Polish not "ruski"

[@steeliewheelies]

I think about you at night

[@ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow]

Another. Ideo

[@wooftrees]

FIRST ON AN ONEYVIDEO AHAHA

[@ducky7391]

More of them unny bideo games

[@AntiWokeIsJustWoke]

One I haven’t seen!

[@DeadLampProductions]

Coolio

[@amp4105]

adam sounds insanely high