Primitive Technology: Stone Axe (celt)

The manufacture of a stone ax including the handle from using only primitive tools and materials. It is a celt (pronounced "selt") a type of ax with a polished stone head wedged into a hole or mortise at the end of a wooden handle (not to be confused with a "Kelt" referring to a Celtic person). The head took about a week and a day to make as I chose to make it from a particularly large piece of basalt. The hammer stone used to shape the basalt was of quartz. This involved hammering, pecking, grinding and polishing the head into the final shape. The handle took a day and a morning to make. A chisel was made from stone and a mallet made from a log. These were used to cut the tree for the handle and shape it once down. Fire was used to harden the wood and also to help shape the mortise. The ax was then used to cut down a tree the day after the handle was a tree itself. It is a more efficient tool for felling trees than the hand ax I made and at the time of uploading this video has cut down 4 trees which I will use later. Because this stone axe is blunter than a steel one, the blade needs to hit the tree at angles greater than 45 degrees- otherwise the blade would glance off. So celts were used more like wedges than modern axes.
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only 6000BC kids will remember the struggle

[@end8316]

When you find the perfect rock and gotta show the whole tribe

[@pixelknight643]

Yeah I remember it.

[@rampage2423]

endsss forreal these kids nowadays talking bout street cred

[@edim108]

@@rampage2423 Back in my day there were No Streets.

[@abcdefgun6112]

Or 6000tbc or 6000obc or 6000premium

[@mauquack]

Imagine chilling in the forest and then seeing this man living the stone age

[@somenoobanimeguy7480]

But then you realize there's coronavirus

[@imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly]

For me it's the dream life I love primitive technology

[@kooroshrostami27]

@@imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly Not all that much of a dream when you get a nasty infection on your soles or break a leg.

[@thomasputko1080]

watching this guy walking without shoes over these stones make my balls retreat...

[@xronotype3167]

@@kooroshrostami27 bruh our ancestor is strronk

[@zaraki-san7361]

He took the "go play outside" to another level

[@cybern9ne]

Because of him, primitive man will be thought to have lived longer.

[@86543privet]

Well because outside is life not home. With a video game

[@umplayerqualquer534]

@@86543privet if you are alive,you are living

[@fragile1723]

I wont die since im in the living room

[@cyan6944]

Parents go play: outside Primitive technology: and I took that personally

[@ralphm4132]

3:03 this brief shot is critically important and I want everyone to understand the significance: The axe blade does NOT bear on the sides of the hole, only the ends. Every blow with the axe drives the axe head into the hole. If that force went to the sides, the axe handle would split very soon, and even binding around it would not help much. Because the force is applied to the ends of the hole, they are in effect trying to stretch the handle lengthwise, and the grain of wood is very good at resisting tension.

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Based.

[@jupe5764]

This sounds like an answer to a physics question

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[@Coxick]

It is literally written in 4:12

[@gulliblepiggy4346]

I don't understand how swinging it doesn't make it eventually put pressure on the sides anyway. You'd have to swing it at the perfect angle every time for it to not move to the side enough times for it to get wedged the long way enough for this to not be a problem

[@scolexx]

only 35,000 BC kids will understand.. thumbs up if you're 35,000 kid! good old days!

[@Avrelivs_Gold]

+scolexx Ahhh, those were the days!..

[@AmmoAlex]

remember the Istone we nagged our dads to get us OMG the days 😊😊😊

[@SamuraiPie8111]

+scolexx kids these days don't even know what rocktossing is, they missed out

[@stovepipe9232]

+SamuraiPie8111 Sadly you are right. They probably have an app for tossing rocks now.

[@thomaswielgus392]

+scolexx I was born in the wrong generation...

[@Galejro]

That silence is the best. He doesn't brag, he doesn't explain. He just does, and allows seeing do all the explaining.

[@manueltorres322]

that's true but even some tips would be better they say silence can drive a person mad

[@The13thMaker]

+Manuel Torres I kinda do wish he would explain some things. Or have text at the end maybe.

[@janekinard6380]

+The13thMaker The description at the bottom of the video will often contain most of the information used in the video. Types of rocks, woods, and most other materials are mostly experimental. For extra explanation on the subjects you may have questions on, asking a question in the comments or looking it up online will most likely get you the results you're looking for, as writing every explanation in the description would be far too time-consuming. Good day!

[@The13thMaker]

Jane Kinard Yeah i commented that after this video but now ive watched all the others and realized that. Also found his blog.

[@xman870096]

+The13thMaker ..Could you please post a link to his blog? I have no idea how to find it.

[@theslickgamerz1416]

A 100% primitive channel No click bait No talking No bragging No showing off Makes primitive tools Shows us how to do stuff No torturing animals He's a nice guy

[@hickowells8518]

He never said he was nice?

[@genesisguzman1]

hahahahahaha soon true

[@firelion27]

he torture trees...

[@iridios6127]

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Theslickgamerz no advertisements 😵😵

[@gabeerspamer3979]

As cliche as this might sound this video was what inspired me to make my first stone tools which opened to many first hand experiences working with many materials ranging from basalt, obsidian to copper and even bone. after revisiting your video after seven years I would like to thank you for being such a impactful influence.

[@Gameboon]

Can you tell me more about what you've made so far?

[@ilovewingstopandcanes]

have you gone to the nether yet? or at least found some strongholds?

[@KnightTDM]

Have you got gold ingots yet???

[@GreatBritain105]

I wish I could do this

[@FartInYourFace234]

@@GreatBritain105 wtf is stopping you? other than being on youtube?

[@CrownGamingAU]

I'm watching a man bang rocks together and it's the most amazing shit I've ever seen.

[@Artameful]

my... sides...

[@hagalathekido]

+Totally Harmless xD

[@seanmelon6978]

I agree, it's really fascinating aye!

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+Totally Harmless ..I've just started watching his videos, (this is the second one I've seen) and I really feel they're better than just about anything that can be seen on television anymore...

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Profile Picture fits xD

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Achievement unlocked "Stone age"

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you are right 😐😂

[@Wortelemes]

Lmao

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Primitive stone condom next pleases

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[@johnnyb9218]

This is about as modern as it gets here in Australia. Trust me, I live here.

[@jacobgutwill7802]

Yo....you wanna know how i knew you were an Australien? - - - - - - - - - - - - - Its your Profile picture

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@@jacobgutwill7802 his profile picture is koala before

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@@bismanaufa5618 yep

[@OnTopOfWudan]

what an awesome technology

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Ahh, didnt know yall had internet down in tasmania

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Amazing talents and tremendous commitment you possess. You're a determined man with patience and terrific skills. Your videos are doing something to motivate and drive me even more. People are amazing and you surely fit this description. Thanks for what you share. I am truly grateful.

[@E_X_K]

Hehe man hit big rock with small rock

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He probably built camera too Edit: wow 3,7k likes thx bros

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He probably built himself Just go with it I have no idea

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He probably built the computer he uploaded on...

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Chwała Megawensza9!

[@clydewaters2946]

The 13th king _/Malcore\_ probably I built mine

[@ethanshi10101]

When your parents say go outside but you want to play Minecraft

[@daytonhuth3622]

Ethan Shi I hope no one is telling you to go outside

[@ethanshi10101]

Dayton Huth haha very funny

[@somenoobanimeguy7480]

But you realize your allergic to forest

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Ха, очень смешно

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[@pramienjager2103]

Can I be a member of your tribe?

[@Innadrilo]

Steven Cox too much ARK

[@wakko3wb]

Innadrilo Never enough ARK

[@pramienjager2103]

Innadrilo Sadly, I've yet to play the damn game and a friend of mine has his own server. I need to get on it but I am still sloughing through Wither 3 and GTA V.

[@kurasai6009]

Steven Cox don't get it now, it's laggy and stuff, wait a little bit and get it when it's fully built!

[@skyhr]

Steven Cox In Ark, this axe takes 4 seconds to make, XD

[@mootpoint7053]

Okay so I'm realizing that a stone axe in survival games should require WAY MORE SWINGS. No wonder it's a major leap once you start crafting with metals. Amazing build from primitive tech.

[@maximumaction1125]

He probably sat there beating that rock for hours his hands must be like leather

[@maqsoodhassan8978]

You must appreciate the amount of shock those hands took. Probably shook for days after he was done 😂😂😅

[@jonneee11]

Don't worry bro he got minecraft steve hands

[@stormtrooper8556]

The Devil then all you need is creativity and strength and watch documentaries (:

[@iminvisible873]

The Devil then follow his tutorials

[@foxxy_4333]

I have no girlfriend.. That rocks had nothing on my meat taking a pounding

[@namaske2594]

Me and the boys playing minecraft after 5 years

[@djgraytness2976]

Me and the boys playing ark survival only knowing how to make that

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@@djgraytness2976 ew minecraft is better

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@@djgraytness2976 Minecraft is better

[@topshotta8136]

@@djgraytness2976 minecraft is better

[@djgraytness2976]

@@topshotta8136 lol ik just referencing I don't really play it anyways

[@neoqueto]

This dude is the manliest man on the planet.

[@BadMannerKorea]

EdenOfChaos I'll take an engineer over this guy. Sorry.

[@neoqueto]

BadMannerKorea your engineer will sit in a corner and cry because he has no access to AutoCAD :D

[@BadMannerKorea]

neoqueto Not all engineers sit on AutoCAD. An engineers job is to solve problems,. And from my personal experience (which doesn't mean much statistically), some of the most "intelligent" people I know are engineers. And if not an engineer, I'd take a marine or something....

[@MrGameUk]

BadMannerKorea Or you could be usefull and do it yourself/learn

[@BadMannerKorea]

Connor yeomans I've noticed a lot of people on the internet have a habit of not following context, including you. The context is---"You are stranded on an island", who would you take? Someone said the guy in the video, I said nah, I'd take an engineer or a marine. So be useful next time and actually follow the context....

[@random_furry6114]

This stuff is extremely cool honestly, primitive technology is very fascinating. Although now adays we have stuff like chainsaws, it is fascinating seeing what was used for centuries

[@crp5591]

More like millions of years... from about 2.4 million years ago beginning with Homo habilis all through to the advent of metalworking at roughly 4000 BCE. Truly amazing!!!

[@chosenone2048]

Imagine what a caveman would think if you gave him a chainsaw

[@random_furry6114]

@@chosenone2048 *drops chainsaw after turning it on* "LOUD SOUND! ME HATE!"

[@macdrew345]

@@random_furry6114what if you brought a handgun to the stone age

[@macdrew345]

@@random_furry6114how would they react to just shooting a wooly mammoth for them to eat

[@RealLilVodka]

Clicked on the video because I knew it would have a comment sectional chock full of Minecraft jokes.

[@riccards]

Lmao same

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Sane here m8

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LoL Same

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Ahahha me to

[@RealGhostHawk38]

I’m Everywhere yeah I came for the Minecraft jokes

[@VitalityMassage]

His camera is made of leaves, bark and stone.

[@racespeoplearebitchs]

Vitality Massage nah if that was the case he would have a Kodak camera

[@KFC-ff6gw]

Vitality Massage how does he put it on KZbin

[@themax2848]

Yoyo Tan with a computer made of stone and wood

[@nauryndoesstuff730]

don't u mean android

[@emeraldz6744]

Don't forget the mud!

[@Wortelemes]

Then you going to make a furnace for iron ore

[@kronosxyz7225]

He already has one chief, he might need some coal though

[@michaelelliott3571]

@@kronosxyz7225 maybe use wood now that he has an axe

[@Lolo-id3dc]

انت من وين يا هاذا

[@user-xh2gl9xk4k]

Nyasar bang

[@akbaraprianto8808]

Hoi

[@Drekromancer]

Eight years later, and I still never get tired of this video. I'm just glad to be along for the ride.

[@mooy6812]

Primitive technology: makes stone axe with bare hands Crafting table: Hey that’s illegal!

[@ArcDar]

That's funny man😂😂

[@topshotta8136]

Ehrenman haha

[@AssMuncher995]

Lmao

[@rudiydr]

Game mode 1

[@GoodVibesYoutube]

How about making diamond axe

[@elusuariosergioo1164]

Next episode: I create the portal and I go to the Nether.

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Jajajaj bien chistoso

[@OmniversalInsect]

Ossas I can pronounce your name

[@abcdefgun6112]

Next episode: I create the portal and bring a banto with a saddle and kill it and I go to the Void. 🗿BOOGA BOOGA🗿

[@OmniversalInsect]

@@abcdefgun6112 booga booga sucks

[@OmniversalInsect]

@@abcdefgun6112 its a minecraft ripoff

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When your mom turns off the WiFi

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YOU. PROFILE PIC WARS 🐰

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Lol

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@@yunusemreturgut8398 Sa.

[@jerry4325]

But u can Play offline Right?

[@yunusemreturgut8398]

@@jerry4325 oh true

[@RandyRandomised]

U tried to play rust in real life

[@dontsaymynameinvain5739]

When he finds red stone it’s gameover

[@jameslol7589]

Him with redstone might be the most dangerous thing ever

[@sunnyskies6118]

How do you think he built the camera?

[@LikeAChameleon]

ScoPeZz Dare i like your pfp

[@jameslol7589]

@@LikeAChameleon thx it's a selfie I took when I got invited to this wierd camp thing

[@josephcook2164]

@@sunnyskies6118 he may have got it from a bonus chest because this is probably his first world

[@rotta4667]

This guy when he gets stranded in an island: Oh no! Anyway...

[@infinitycat5679]

Hahaha yes

[@ajddavid452]

he could probably build a civilization if he had someone to breed with

[@DownNBaddd]

@@ajddavid452 fuck a bird for flying humans

[@brandonseto4524]

Well he is in Australia where it was a wasteland of a place based on Sir Steve Timothy

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@@DownNBaddd cursedcomment

[@jdprettynails]

I can't wait till he gets to the bronze age

[@Jackofhearts17]

You actually made me laugh.

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Made with special ingredient tin (idk where it is my dealer won't tell me where he gets it from)

[@zikriflanery7030]

Pineapples world history reference

[@catnip-it8rx]

He straight pass to the Iron age

[@YOGI-kb9tg]

jdprettynails he's gone and skipped Bronze Age and gone strait to the Iron Age in his latest video

[@kelopo-_]

Bro's still didn't update the game and stuck at stone age update lol

[@ST0AT]

While we're all living in 2018, this guy lives in 28.000 BC

[@OWNWick]

He used his secret time machine to go back to the past and he brought his phone/camera with him for obvious reasons

[@ToxicSkull0]

Salvage technically this video was uploaded in 2015, so we were living in 2015 since your comparing our time to this video

[@ChayDuffman]

28000 BC Axe is cool but someone post a 28000AD Axe!!!!! (LIGHT lightsaber?) mayb

[@ginawyatt122]

This seems like a good life. Just know how to find food and water.

[@Kakifruit194]

there has never been such a time as 28k bc

[@thekranberry2516]

"I used the stones to destroy the stones"

[@sabryniaofkalispell4487]

Primitive Tech with Stone Axe: *Goes for the head.* XD

[@triz841]

Bro this is so underrated

[@chaoticflame2922]

I use the rock to destroy the rock

[@kdanimations5573]

Lol

[@cyborgmage4517]

*EPIK*

[@Mephisto28890]

Watching this in 12.000 BC. Was helpful. Thanks.

[@youngwoodsman4110]

Lol

[@siggietyrone3965]

same here i need to build a hut soon before dusk.

[@MoliseOfficialChannel]

+Mephisto28890 hahaha

[@zaboobebop]

+Mephisto28890 couldn't finish, had to throw some chicken bones in my fire to see if it was time to move again.

[@DiegoDreibein]

+Mephisto28890 First time actually liking a youtube comment. This made me laugh so hard.

[@Cretaal]

Some archeologist is going to be very confused in 70 years

[@FluxDiablo]

"Minecraft in real life" "ARK in real life" "Rust in real life" No this is just life, and yes it's real. No need to point it out. In fact this is the most natural and pure life...

[@hoodout16]

L

[@NAAAAAIL]

gay

[@LavenderBabies]

fat

[@Eerex594]

so we're not allowed to say what it reminds us of? just because it resembles something you can do in a video game doesn't mean we don't appreciate it

[@MarceloSantos-jw7qv]

+AnimatedKey vídeo muito daora

[@xxx1131]

"This minecraft texture pack looks very realistic.. Where'd you get it?"

[@sgtmjr_avery_johnson7949]

Lol

[@magalahi6seventy284]

You have to beat minecraft on hardcore mode and it gives you vr minecraft and the texture pack for it

[@amaganic]

I think Dream should speedrun with that mod.

[@sgtmjr_avery_johnson7949]

@@amaganic "Aight, where da ender pearls boiz" -Dream

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Mediafire

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

This guy has more muscles in his finger than I have in my body

[@imbispo6037]

Same

[@henrydavis4328]

it's pretty easy to pick up a 5 lb weight and start off you know

[@rockoyhead]

@@ezicarus8216 facts

[@TS-jm7jm]

@@ezicarus8216 making said stone axe will be just as repetitive, patience for doing one implies the patience for other if the mind is willing

[@rayyaninspookymonth1630]

How are you alive

[@Ech0Chamber]

Age of empires

[@kenesesue4638]

I see you taking Minecraft to the next level. Pretty soon, we’ll be seeing people punching the trees with they bare hands.

[@Medlek]

* ahem * kzbin.info/www/bejne/gXnUnaycbdyAnZo

[@ryderstockholm2365]

Medlek wow

[@IllllIIIIllIlllIIl]

Stop faking bad grammar you don’t sound any cooler

[@Medlek]

He doesn't even look american at all, let alone have a standard name. There's no reason for them to choose such a specific fake identity, which makes me think he's a legit foreigner, non english speaker person like me, what are you talking about

[@amadorciego7500]

@@IllllIIIIllIlllIIl is that what your friends tell you at school?

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Its real life in real life

[@Bax365]

On my real life screen.

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Of my real life device

[@adrianmaxim4808]

In my real life hands

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On my real life arms.

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Connected to my real life torso

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this is the sickest channel ive ever stumbled upon. For once the Recommended Pulls through lol

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Couldn't agree more!

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right

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really cool

[@bluenuhheart4040]

Whats Your Take On It how is it sick

[@colemanharer5268]

that is as close as possable to a caveman

[@pedrostevens]

watching this video is like the manliest thing I've done all year

[@Fat_kid_boxing6574]

“Billy, go play out side” *three years later* “mother I am home”

[@animationspace8550]

"I have recreated civilisation from the ground up and have invented multiverse time travel in my time in the woods, is dinner ready yet, I think you said it was chicken this time."

[@jordanski5421]

M Ö T H E R

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@@animationspace8550 lmao

[@Algebruh2407]

He spent the time speedrunning societal technological advancements

[@Eric_Gurt]

Outside*

[@isaacwatts9716]

"Back in my day"

[@jefrywashere8755]

Isaac Watts back in minecraft

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Xeon Hero idk man

[@Delxo_YT]

Isaac Watts back in your day your were a usesless plank of wood

[@YohanesArifinflaster29]

One Day in The Wilderness kzbin.info/www/bejne/fZTOiJ5vedpgeK8

[@thefirsttime7759]

Unknown Boi you don't know what mine craft is?have you been living under a rock?

[@eef1271]

0/0 didnt use a crafting table. He is using hacks

[@100subswithonevideo5]

Creative mode .. shhh

[@fishy3278]

guyana ball reported him for you

[@guardian3985]

Um its not like minecraft

[@matchaa3900]

@@guardian3985 um its not Minecraft

[@guardian3985]

@@matchaa3900 that's what I said

[@randomuser1846]

When you can't play minecraft anymore

[@cillrend5764]

How did you make a primitive camera?

[@whitebeardmalay8174]

he didn't

[@ethanhatcher5533]

Out of clay

[@seanfalk5104]

One block of glass in the middle and 8 blocks of cobble stone around it

[@Caaro99]

dont forget the redstone!!!

[@-NoneOfYourBusiness]

To be perfectly honest, his camera is primitive.

[@Anonymouse-vz7vt]

When you're not allowed to buy Minecraft.

[@muhammadrizkifahrurrozi10m81]

Anony mouse17999 😂

[@tomasinacovell4293]

I've always hated Minecraft, and especially those that use it, but that guy is sexy.

[@sourlemon360]

Hate me.

[@Denseh671]

Tomasina Covell why do you hate Minecraft?

[@fast.food.ninjalarry954]

Anony mouse17999 Or when Minecraft is your favourite game and your parent's tell you to go and play outside !!!

[@tehdoge9602]

This guy isn't afraid of the wilderness... The wilderness is afraid of HIM.

[@Dubswitcher]

The Chuck Norris of the Stone Age.

[@proxyy7221]

lol

[@cameronward9969]

I am confusion

[@guitarista666]

The main thing I get out of these videos is a demonstration of what intelligent, persistent effort can accomplish, even in the most restrictive circumstances.

[@Cal6009]

Can I hang out with you during the zombie apocalypse? Seriously you're like a stone age MacGyver.

[@HeatherSpoonheim]

+Cal6009 Yup - I want to be on his team during Armageddon.

[@chantp1415]

Then we shall pray. Amen. May Christ help us.

[@Cal6009]

***** Okay you can't be on my team. We'll use you as bait or something.

[@chantp1415]

I said I'm on your team -.-

[@Cal6009]

***** Nope, stay away from overly religious people during the apocalypse, it's common sense.

[@_shosal]

he could've saved a lot of time if he just crafted a crafting table.

[@joabenhernandez1574]

He is a crafting table

[@PyreOManiac]

@@joabenhernandez1574 makes sense

[@МаркТамазин]

@@joabenhernandez1574 big brain logic

[@carlomapua4041]

Shut up let him enjoy crafting

[@mikeyowens8891]

@@carlomapua4041 and mining

[@sheogorathz]

15.000 B.C.E: We will have flying cars in the future The Future:

[@mr.blister4856]

my nicka the wheel wasnt used until 3500 B.C

[@TheHiddenChronicle-b9l]

Mr. Blister Actually no, we had the wheels since 15000 BCE

[@mr.blister4856]

@@TheHiddenChronicle-b9l i said used.

[@benwhisman1232]

@@mr.blister4856 u told him

[@mr.blister4856]

@Graf von Losinj I'm just saying what i know so guys please lets not argue.

[@0knothing443]

Rust players trying to reintegrate to society

[@ultimateking1986]

He's the last person I want to do a caveman challenge with 😅

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BeastMan Bonus i

[@acejamin]

BeastMan Bonus Don't you mean against?

[@blackriceman7972]

=)

[@ziskador]

But during an apocalypse, after 3 days of walking, starving and tired you find this guy in the forest and you'll be kissing his feets to join him lol

[@amelia_0774]

10% of comments- Random stuff 90% of comments- minecraft stuff

[@iliketurtlesturtlesarekewl9697]

Including you?

[@memeboi4059]

@Victor PONCE ehh mostly all adults don't use any handmade stuff sooooo stfu?

[@LNCR7501]

I'm the 10

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@Hook I'm 24

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Watches video goes outside tried fails comes back watches other videos

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Hey, good on you for trying!!

[@delilahs8037]

Zun Gods haha yes This stuff takes way too much time XD

[@rimvydasrimkus5934]

Zun Gods *Does the same thing*

[@bingibus4553]

I cheated... I used other tools

[@nnightsong]

Zun Gods I watch these videos just in case I'm stuck out in the wild

[@rudetoy8264]

Thanks for sharing! Seeing stone axe construction and sharp it is, am glad we have moved to Iron age!

[@chillcooking3119]

We in the chainsaw age now

[@Shroom_Guy]

Can't wait for the laser age

[@RipRLeeErmey]

Bruh these Minecraft texture packs getting crazy

[@the_punk_of_funk8465]

U got the link or do I have to look up the textures?

[@zouack.]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman now this is quality memes

[@GigaChad-wd8ef]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[@Lorithien]

How do I download? 😂 Lol Jk I’m not stupid

[@ethanpc06]

Lorithien 425626 yes u r

[@fort9609]

bro just get 2 sticks and 3 cobblestone

[@hdash5089]

Alex LOLLLLLL

[@КириллАрган]

Just came here to see your comment from meme :D

[@GDColon]

r/dankmemes

[@kermity_lmao]

Кирилл Арган same

[@nathanbannonryder9891]

Dankmemes

[@usernamexax8384]

Only 500 BC kids will remember

[@saintshaggy1372]

Μου αρέσει το μπουζούκι lol

[@periklhsstev3582]

Που σε ρε τρελιαρη

[@periklhsstev3582]

@widhbnw efDwdwDW 500bc was the golden century of Greece where democracy and parthenon was created

[@ogalo1653]

Even though there were still parts of the world locked in neolithic

[@ogalo1653]

Roman times are faaar away from 500BC, even though the kingdom existed, it wasn't even the republic yet and did not have colonies

[@Spoon80085]

“What did you do today?” “I smashed two rocks against each other until they became sharp”

[@evanwallace7835]

Cave man

[@miloud123mmo9]

fake you

[@Spoon80085]

@@miloud123mmo9 what

[@miloud123mmo9]

aim not inglich aim arab 😡

[@miloud123mmo9]

خرا

[@carlos.leonard]

The best is the Silence

[@TheReddCooKie]

Ikr

[@user-vu1nc1bb4b]

so true

[@mikeexplores3216]

Coll

[@ChauNyan]

Yeah, I like how he isn't that type of guy who begs for subscribers and likes the first and last 5 seconds of the video. No annoying explanation, no begging, and no stupid intro with crappy music.

[@jean-pierredelorraine6161]

YES !!! The silent knowledge.

[@Sasukex1337]

Thanks for watching?! No thank you for filming!

[@banama1758]

+PurpleDjango no thank you

[@Warxoth]

+Octahedron No, thank YOU.

[@anashimedan939]

+nope. ash NO, Thank you for commenting

[@linusyootasteisking]

+Anas Himedan KEEP CALM AND THANK YOU

[@kriskhayle]

+Taste Sking No. thank you for reminding to keep calm 😊

[@joshuagross3151]

Have you considered writing and selling manuals about this sort of thing? Seems like it would be a lucrative venture for outdoorsy types or doomsday preppers.

[@mrjones1542]

Well we all know who's gonna survive when the zombie apocalypse arrives

[@bikeburgular668]

Godfrey Games crazyrussianhacker will

[@rust8635]

+Realswags Gaming- ooooooooooooo so true but this guy probably would to

[@NakiriX1]

Godfrey Games fucking hackers BAN THEM

[@Gustavogamer-sc6bc]

Patrut

[@thedemonhimself6236]

ofcourse its THECRAZYRUSSIANHACKER no ok....

[@wolfyboy]

3:48 the closest we have ever gotten to hearing his voice.

[@breenud39tv]

Language has not yet been developed

[@Lyenati]

Breenud39 TV he can still make noises

[@urnansd0g406]

Depression Chan whoosh

[@pawanpatrick9692]

Hy anjing

[@cgggkorn9461]

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[@icecoldbaby3938]

My pet rock would be excited at the possibilities his life holds.

[@cashknopper7876]

Hahahahaaaaaaah

[@jaydencoller5760]

XD

[@sans30gaming49]

5 tahun baru nonton🤣

[@bait5257]

r/cursedcomments

[@vonpacilan6881]

@@bait5257 yeah lol

[@superslayerguy]

Amazing that hundreds of thousands of years ago people just sat around in the forest figuring all this shit out from nothing.

[@ScipioWasHere]

When your level 1 Blacksmithing in World of Warcraft

[@kanusuggondese489]

LOL

[@danpt2000]

you mean stone crafting.

[@jonathanosako4235]

he it's about to evolve

[@hujass300]

*you're

[@JohnDoe-od6tz]

Fuckin nerd

[@alibengali1150]

Who is watching this in 10.000 BC?

[@hanlrr]

9000

[@ScienceDiscoverer]

I'm watching this in 200.000.000 BC. My Time Machine broke, and I need some primitive tools to fight off raptors. Very helpful!

[@Akira-vd7pk]

+ScienceDiscoverer how did you get wifi ??

[@ScienceDiscoverer]

Jeshua De luna I'm using a time rift to get optical internet connection with the future ;)

[@aednil]

only 10.090 s BC kids will understand

[@henryhe7975]

What's impressive about his vids and his makes is the fact that the final product that we see was the result of probably countless fails, and it was through trial and error that he perfected his methods. He possesses extraordinary determination and patience that not many people have. Keep it going man

[@doredam8919]

Henry He 🎶basic life in the prehistoric age🎶

[@henryhe7975]

good point

[@alwaneeafhamhappychannel2134]

Henry He เเกกแเ

[@zionpainaga8585]

humans

[@adagio.a1115]

UNDERTALE souls lol

[@ЕвгенийМурашов-б3ц]

Пожалуй, топор и нож самый нужный инструмент для выживания. На первом месте способ добычи огня. Спасибо, что делитесь с нами! Ждём ещё ваших замечательных видео!

[@explosiveswine7354]

Bears fear this man.

[@sovietfrog7904]

yup

[@aleck5andrs443]

+Explosive Swine Wait, this video never said that he is a russian/

[@psych0185]

yeah. bears have nothing. even bear grylls

[@aleck5andrs443]

Rafael de Souza Meh, everyone knows that Russians are scariest white people.

[@chucknorris9397]

Russians are the drunkest white people.

[@jsh2246]

Instructions not clear, made nether portal.

[@windblazeanims6253]

End portal in survival**

[@windblazeanims6253]

Can Hitler reach 1000 subs Definitely not cheating...

[@cubneb2663]

Dis aint a How to video...

[@bogdan5832]

Mom : you're playing too much minecraft! Me : But it is a fun game Mom: Then play minecraft outside Me : *hold my keyboard*

[@ExpiredMilkk]

miZha95 you should change it to hold my diamond sword

[@dustinpowless1767]

Nice

[@cephalonplant4087]

Me: Hold my dirt block

[@theunfunnyone2224]

Me and the boys want to join u

[@dustinpowless1767]

@@theunfunnyone2224 who you talken too

[@piterwariacie]

You could have just crafted it using 2 sticks and 3 cobblestone blocks i don't understand the struggle🙄🙄

[@SoniaRA66]

I know I'm gonna sound like a boomer but kids these days won't know what it feels like when you accomplish that. I remember my first stone-axe. I was about 7yrs old back in 11,500B.C. Good memories...

[@bulbasaur_number1757]

Same bro

[@galaxyguy4247]

Yo zoomers, ive made my first stone axe in 34,000B.C., was very fun, also built a fire place, not bragging or anything.

[@koyomie]

i was still a sea creature back then

[@RongDMemer]

You guys are amazing I was clueless for a good 20,000 B.C When a meteor hit the earth

[@Sea381]

Nah, 10,420BC is where it's at

[@user-jo6ko4eu5e]

This reminds me of the book hatchet by gary paulsen

[@canalope777]

damn i almost forgot about that book. thanks for reminding me to re-read it

[@generalcreeper3444]

SEÑOR FLUFFY love that book

[@TrippyEggosblueberrywaffles]

I read that book when I was you Jr high. Awesome book it was.

[@justcallmechaz5396]

SEÑOR FLUFFY holy shit I read that book lol He almost fucking died

[@min4161]

except the dude already had the hatchet

[@zac8603]

Doesn't get anymore manly then chopping down a tree with a stone axe you made yourself.

[@seanwarren9357]

Sounds like it's trying to reel you back from the brink. Someone deserves a thank you.

[@alvinlim9142]

This is the most legit channel here Now all new primitive channels are fake!!

[@Smart78]

When your dad kicks you out of the house

[@jasonrathmann9359]

When your step dad is being a douchbag

[@ballinklong]

Man spent a week bashing stones together to make an axe. Well deserved 30 million views. Way better than the "trying on swimsuits for the 5th time " videos

[@fuago_yt6101]

Not a week maybe 4-9 hours tho

[@TheWeepingMan]

It always amaze me how far you can go with stone, wood, and clays. It might not as easy, nor as fast as modern technique... but you can go pretty far, as it turns out!

[@alexanderbrown2717]

Jesus Christ loves you! kzbin.info/www/bejne/ipOWgmekh7adjLs 100% know you have eternal life. 1 John 5 KJV 13 These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God; that ye may know that ye have eternal life, and that ye may believe on the name of the Son of God.

[@Decade332]

And he made an iron knife using bacteria and charred wood and mud water things

[@raggedybob]

@@Decade332 the way he made that iron knife was crazy, learning new things everyday lol

[@nirorit]

It's hard, it's slow, and you won't get far (or live long) that way. It's cool, and an interesting hobby, but it stopped for a reason, no reason to over-fantasize about it.

[@dratuang2962]

Without machines and back in like the 1500. How do you make swords. How do you male the hammer for the sword making. How do you mine the anvil. How you do make a pickaxe ahhhhhh

[@GoTYoU300]

Minecraft !

[@guccigecko4535]

Me: minecraft is getting boring Friend: yeah let’s go outside. five minutes later:

[@summoner1451]

I wonder if everyone was ripped like him back in the day from doing this kind of shit.

[@misfits12o]

sum moner people had more lean muscle. So they didn't look ripped but they were just as strong if not stronger

[@falseleadersareamongus1999]

sum moner I'm sure they were lean and strong

[@misfits12o]

jim jones true peasants were. I was talking about like soldiers, black smiths, etc. you know

[@sucker_punch3811]

What changed.. America.

[@edrice7195]

+Sucker_punch3 tv

[@newfynate4611]

I just figured out that you have subtitles on these videos explaining what you're doing and what techniques you're using - thanks for helping to educate even more than you already are!

[@gilbertfranklin1045]

Newfy Nate I never realized this. Thanks for educating us!

[@moriel-bareli]

Same here!

[@abhigyanverma6542]

I too saw this and was looking for this comment

[@Wh0-let-h1m-c00k]

I didn't know they had an ultra realistic minecraft mod! I have to try it out.

[@Likorys888]

Terrafirmacraft more likely

[@jamesmartin5762]

So when you gonna advance to the feudal age?

[@joeoneknows]

There is a comment like this on every one of his videos. Most of them from before you posted this. At least try to be original.

[@adamwojcik9331]

James Martin Well, first he'll need to make at least one house, a barracks, and a mill/granary. Oh, and gather 500 food.

[@حسينالبغدادي-ش9ض]

Adam Wojcik 8

[@goatsimulatortech1444]

James Martin in 2040 his technology will be 1995

[@TheModernHermeticist]

You require more vespene gas.

[@Angela-sp7sd]

3:40 I have expected him to shout, "Timmmbeerrr!!!" But then I remembered he's not quite the talkative type 😂

[@BennyCiel]

Don't forget her alone on the woods =P

[@ronnieJkunt]

Angela Varner i

[@demondwilson706]

Ben_Ciel , not just the woods, an Australian jungle

[@Avigdor404]

How is it that the rock you're using to craft the head of the ax doesn't break, but the one you're crafting does? Are you using a different, harder type of rock?

[@danielnahme5329]

Physics

[@Sky-Lan3]

Secret life of Walter Shmitty:) lol.

[@Avigdor404]

***** Thank you for the explanation!

[@The13thMaker]

+Primitive Technology How do you find and identify those minerals? Are you just lucky that they are in your area? How would you suggest finding similar minerals for my own area? Just google or...?

[@stubenshoof4785]

+Primitive Technology Where are you ( what part of the globe) and are all of your skills mostly trial and error? Thanks.

[@carlosg12GAMR]

Humans, the only species that can evolve backwards

[@twowaytrauma2617]

the UK Facebook page "viral frontiers" is freebooting this video.

[@madtoucan]

So. In conclusion, the best stone chisel is a stone.

[@robzee2598]

Face Gamer nah the best chisel is a chisel

[@zoeyjoziee8885]

Badger0fDeath leaf cheisel? How would that work?

[@Szanth]

Very, very, very slowly.

[@delilahs8037]

lol! A leaf chisel would be great. Totally an advantage in ancient survival.

[@zackKenyon]

pretty sure paper actually beats rock.

[@winterdaboi4284]

Man, when it would come to an apocalypse, he's the kind of person I'd want in my team.

[@Wirmish]

No. YOU will be in *HIS* team, not the inverse.

[@ArbitratorTemplar]

Is it possible to survive alone in the woods? I suppose he makes all the stuff he needs to survive on his own?

[@puss_n_booze]

or if the plane falls in a island with him and you :P

[@puss_n_booze]

@@ArbitratorTemplar it is

[@puss_n_booze]

@@ArbitratorTemplar just be clever make shelter and dont die *in a nuttshell is just like minecraft*

[@Rezinovyi_zhuK]

Now make a stone sword and pickaxe

[@MisakaMikotoLuv]

its like watching age of empires

[@MisakaMikotoLuv]

i love age of empires!

[@skab3295]

+MisakaMikotoLuv !!! The soundtrack of the first Ages Empires... When your campaign just begins. Excellent and very useful instruction video. Thankful.

[@davidherring6835]

dark age tutorial :D :D

[@Adino1]

You mean stone age.

[@brimstone33]

This is why the Romans stomped all over the Celts. The Romans had iron.