Prisoner: Cell Block H - Episode 308

[@daviddemarco8327]

Mrs. Powell (to Chrissie) - "A male nurse turns up, and you get everything but leprosy". LOL

[@derekhorne8076]

I know she can be a bitch when she wants, but you've got to love Coleen's one liners!

[@jtpinnyc]

The look of glee on Lizzie's face when the doc reels off everything that's wrong with her - "gaw, that sounds good!" - priceless

[@doitlikethebereans1690]

Love the way Meg stands up to Gaffney. I've had all I can take of Margo, always finding a way to blame others for her own actions.

[@Nacho-Mamma]

Look at the hold up when Wayne and that other idiot were killed. She blamed the cops, Meg & Davo! She never takes blame for anything she does.

[@lamontbradford4630]

@@Nacho-Mamma Just like Doreen

[@kevintraynor4508]

Think the nurse broke his code of practice by discussing another patients problem with Chrissie

[@Pro_Skillz]

Yeah he should be reported! Hmm?

[@sarahkorver2439]

Yeah confidential information about a patient

[@andrewmorrice9139]

The guy getting 'run over' by the car looks so funny. Like he's completely at ease and jumping on the car on purpose.

[@IndianChiefDarkhouse]

It reminded me of one of those old 1990s car racing video games.

[@allisonhunt9222]

Loved Lizzie referring to her heart problem as a ventilator ! 😂

[@simosc2]

loved the stunt mans hopping onto the hood of margos car when she hit him....lol...priceless acting

[@spectrumlocalb191]

simosc2 THEY WERE ON A BUDGET

[@grecosgreecedaz6026]

@@spectrumlocalb191 true

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

Yes. He literally just JUMPS on (🍑Ass first😂)

[@PaulDoe79]

As kids we always laughed at how he threw himself on the hood

[@patrickdoherty4527]

Chrissy isn't too worried about Elizabeth now !

[@eugenedegeorge5084]

These are some of my favorite episodes. Margo my favorite character and Jane Clifton doing a real bang-up job. More understated humor :Chrissie saying "should I take my clothes off in case someone comes in" What a line.

[@musicfan8048]

she ment so it looks like Dr's examining her

[@eugenedegeorge5084]

@@musicfan8048 yes I know but we also know chrissie's background and she had the hots for the doctor so it was also a double entendre when she said it.

[@musicfan8048]

@@eugenedegeorge5084 lol

[@kevintraynor4508]

That's one thing they teach you at the Margo Gaffney driving school is to slow down when stunt men jump onto your car bonnet 🤣🤣

[@patrickdoherty4527]

That was brilliant. I thought she was going to do a barrel roll in that car! 🤣

[@laurenbrooks3091]

*Lizzie to the doc:* "And don't forget me repaired ventilator!" *Faulkner:* "What?" *Doc:* "'Repaired ventilator'...very rare." LMAO!

[@discoveryone]

repaired ventilator! someone's gotta do a collection of Lizzie's best lines.

[@chris.c9885]

discoveryone Well, Bugger me !!

[@queeng5925]

thats a gr8 idea.... id def look at that... or even all the funniest lines off everyone. unfortunately i couldnt do it. having lived most of my life in australia ... well... i think aussies dont pick a lot that ppl from overseas do coz they r just common expressions here xxx

[@tessatrebelli9570]

i love that line

[@tessatrebelli9570]

@@queeng5925 i llove that line

[@queeng5925]

@@tessatrebelli9570 my fave tis the episode where she acts like Lizzie Borden lmao xxx

[@katiemarieparker]

Judy's mug shot makes me laugh out loud seriously it's hilarious

[@andrewmorrice9139]

Took me by surprise! They updated the opening.

[@Redsleather]

She’s probably missing her old dungarees that are 10 sizes too small

[@rupert-j8f]

b.o.b.f.o.c.

[@patrickdoherty4527]

It's pretty badly done. She's not even properly facing the side

[@allisonhunt9222]

I agree I kept skipping back 10 seconds, hilarious!,😂

[@Vasnessa23]

Lizzie is hilarious especially her clean undies as her last pair and Meg and Ericia wanted to laugh 😂

[@markxxx21]

6:10 Chrissie: I don't know how they could do it for money...LOL One of the best lines ever. I love the Chrissie / Neil storyline

[@MATTYHOUGH100]

Thank god for Meg Morris. She always thinks first besides some of the facts.

[@MarkTheMadMan]

LOL @ 0:42 he saw the car comming towards him and just let it run him over without even trying to move out of the way hahahah

[@PaulDoe79]

Hell it looked like he jumped on the hood lol

[@timpaden3641]

Love the way Chrissie fixes her hair and dress when she gets taken by Mrs Powell to the sick bay.

[@cocolove3697]

Tim Paden i

[@jtpinnyc]

Yep she always adjusts her hair and smooths her dress down

[@discoveryone]

loved the confrontation between Meg and Margo in the rec room...round 1 to Meg

[@tazz121]

You ever noticed all filing just happens to be in the top drawer of the filing cabinet

[@burbercat3558]

Yes it's incredibly annoying. That top draw must be very top heavy due to being crammed with prison records.

[@spectrumlocalb191]

tazz121 No never thought about it.

[@kathleenhager9937]

tazz121 drives me nuts the lame acting , so stupid

[@jamesstewart7736]

fantastic (and funny) observation 😄

[@LambrosZelios]

That scene with Lizzie and the governor at about 24:40 is hilarious. Lizzie became very anxious about being down to her last pair of undies for the week when she was told she would receive a visit from the parole board. Thankfully Mrs Davidson gave Lizzie some advice about hand washing her undies in the hope that they will be dry the following day. Given this advice, Lizzie apologizes to the Governor when she abruptly rushes off to attend to this task. Mrs Davidson was very understanding.

[@Stesiaanna7]

Lizzie was the star of rhe show ⭐

[@darrendunn134]

Coleen saying famous bookie joan eyes soon lit up lol

[@lauraaa1985]

Lizzie. 😂 I can be having the crappest of days but can always rely on her scenes to put a smile on my face.

[@melmazing3993]

24:25 Omg that was so funny, Megs facial expression at Lizzie, and Davo's response hahaha

[@laurenbrooks3091]

Gaffney's enough to drive me to drink.

[@trickynicky4268]

Judy makes me so damn angry! Only herself to blame, she should've thrown Margo out of the halfway house and called the police.

[@mckavitt13]

couldn't agree w you more. Just as she should have done w quite a few. She's a pushover every time.

[@soapsnthings4182]

+Tricky Nicky Yes, escapee Margo arrives at the halfway house....and when next seen, she's sitting down and eating a lunch Judy made for her.

[@williamf4544]

Now now dont be nasty Judy helped Margo out of the goodness of her heart - her big fat lard coated flaky pastry heart

[@CallumPlayz1]

william f good description

[@spectrumlocalb191]

Tricky Nicky EASIER SAID THAN DONE UNTIL YOUR IN THAT SITUATION.

[@jfletch9108]

Judy & Meg spent the morning before the court appearance shopping up a storm at The Smock Shack

[@Redsleather]

It’s shocking how feminine and pretty Bryant looked when released in 1981. She made an effort with her hair. A year later, she looks like such a slob and those lumberjack shirts!

[@CarldeReims]

I love Latham tart patter! She is so watchable, lol.

[@KenyanBunnie]

Meg's shoulders are always getting the brunt of the hurt in the fight scenes!

[@darkhorse5390]

Who are you??? John Travolta, who are you???😅😂

[@djstephennicholls]

It makes me laugh prisoner. A prisoner can walk out the gates with just a hat or some glasses with a visitors pass and the guards dont reconise the prisoner however Morris can spot its margo from a window looking right across the street ya gotta love the ridiculousness of cell block h 😄😄

[@sadiestoltzfus9798]

I know it is such a badly written show about prison life it should be called a comedy. The guy rolling on the hood of Meg's car for one.🤣

[@jtpinnyc]

Margo suits the Barnhurst uniform much better than the Wentworth uniform.

[@jtpinnyc]

24:13 Lizzie: "Oh I didn't put him up to that, that was his idea" - LOL, classic Lizzie. And then having to rush off to wash her undies for the doctor's visit. Oh man I will miss her when she leaves.

[@charlottewebb582]

She won't be gone for a while yet but I agree it's definitely not the same when she does finally leave

[@maadmaestro]

"Repaired Ventilator" Lizzie's hilarious...Something cute about Penny, hope she doesn't become an arsehat...Meg has taken on just about every role going.

[@spectrumlocalb191]

Maad Maestro MEG IS THE ONLY CHARACTER THAT WAS IN EVERY ONE OF THE 692 EPISODES DID YOU KNOW THAT.

[@IndianChiefDarkhouse]

@@spectrumlocalb191 Actually she wasn't. She did the entire run but was in a total of 669 episodes. aLSO TWO EXTRAS DID THE ENTIRE RUN, BUT WEREN'T IN EVERY EPISODE.

[@walmingtonhomeguard]

You'd have thought Bryant could have smartened up her appearance a bit for court!!

[@mrmeerkat1096]

Wow Margo really knows how to drive well. Sorry to laugh, but that guy reading the paper and crossing the road, he wasn't like a rabbit caught in the headlights and froze. He saw and heard a speeding car and decided to walk into the middle of the road and throw himself at the car 😂😂😂.

[@1981Galadriel]

SMH. Why is Judy even letting Spud back in the house?

[@lamontbradford4630]

Judy is a dumbass lardbutt

[@rosslamb7069]

I forgot Suzie had even left and Doreen, shows they won't be missed.

[@lamontbradford4630]

Doreen will be back

[@cathrinehalfpenny3835]

Doreen will be back

[@nwnmonk7034]

Jane Clifton/ Margo Gaffney has a ditty out about the coronavirus to the tune of On The Inside. I saw it on The Prisoner fb page. 🌹

[@sheriheffner2098]

Me too I loved it.

[@terrirowe7098]

Thank you for commenting about Margo/Jane. She has a lovely voice

[@glennsanders2962]

If "Spud" doesn't "Stop" acting like a prat he'll end up being "Mashed Potato"

[@charlottewebb582]

The freak: no one is interested in failures gaffney Margo: that's showbiz 😂😂😂

[@Trance106]

Meg was sure happy to see Margo Gaffney.

[@mortimerwatts2880]

At least Meg's car was not damaged at all. They don't make 'em like they used to. LMAO.

[@michellewatts5907]

But by God did she give it a good thrashing🚕

[@teresacalladine7479]

Lizzie washing her undies 😂 she makes me laugh

[@jfletch9108]

Ugh Tony is such a drip

[@bernadettelamb54]

Tony can call me beautiful anyday :) Him and Steve are the dream team

[@Redsleather]

Tony Burman is good looking but Peter McCormack is Prisoner’s biggest spunk

[@Cosford869]

Aren't they just. Those boys can do tag team on me anytime.

[@chrismarshall2283]

Are we SERIOUSLY expected to believe that Meg could carry on with her job with a criminal record, and at the same prison? I know it's the 80s but come on!

[@tefllife2024]

True. Her criminal record wasn't even quashed. Weird.

[@TheBigal1969]

It is only a tv show

[@callmeishmael2415]

Wasn't criminal it was civil conviction there's a weird difference

[@sheriheffner2098]

Only on television, after all look at the mother eho ran down her daughters rapist. Catherine Roberts, she came back as a screw for a bit.

[@musicfan8048]

@@sheriheffner2098 same actress diff chractr lol

[@Sheri451]

I am sort of chlostrophobic.I hate being closed in small places, and when we have a lot of people over at our home for parties. I get nervous and have to leave the room. Plus I hate elevators

[@queeng5925]

that sounds like ur claustrophobic AND agoraphobic ... claustrophobia fear of enclosed spaces, agoraphobia fear of wide open places and/or crowds Sheri451. i have both and am a psychologist and criminal psychologist

[@sheriheffner2098]

@@queeng5925 That's right. I am.

[@tefllife2024]

I don't mind small rooms but narrow corridors scare me.

[@tessatrebelli9570]

i love lizzie telling mrs davidson about how she has her last pair of underware and meg about her palpatation

[@stephenpovey-jones6520]

Me too. 😁!

[@eugenedegeorge5084]

The famous Margo stare . wonder what's going on inside that mind of hers. Watch out Meg.

[@pattyparty2005]

He just walked right into Margo's car. lol

[@arcticfirealaska810]

I love the Meg fight scenes. They're always so fake yet so entertaining.

[@markxxx21]

diorism: logical direction dioptric: relating to the refraction of light, especially in the organs of sight or in devices that aid or improve the vision.

[@TomboyVale]

31:10 repaired ventilator, i cant ahahahahahhahahaha

[@GusMcGuire]

How ironic for Margo - after all that driving like a complete idiot (when she could have driven calmly and gotten much further) she's actually telling the police the truth when she says that bloke just ran out in front of her (and then sat on the bonnet of her car and did a backwards roll 😆).

[@arlaabrell8658]

Maxine is working hard to overtake 1st place in who is the most annoying character contest. Geez that kid is hard work.

[@arlaabrell8658]

Of course the company she keeps is no help.

[@jarrettnelson4035]

I don’t think the show would be the same without Lizzie, hehehe

[@jamesstewart7736]

In fact the show only lasted about another year without Lizzie. 🤔

[@virginiaguiney1644]

That's really unethical - the nutty Nurse sharing confidential info about another Prisoner. The Department should just lay on coffee mornings purely for Chrissie and Neil, so they can have a good old tete-a-tete. Margo creases me right up. She never cracks a smile.

[@johnw2328]

Prisoner is wonderful Virginia ☺

[@MARKBPHARM]

+Virginia Guiney Tey hadn't invented all that privacy stuff back in 1981

[@j0hnf_uk]

The thought of Lizzie washing her undies... 🤣

[@CarldeReims]

My dream comes true! Meg Morris goes into the clink!!!!!

[@lamontbradford4630]

My dream is Vera or PO FACE in the slammer. Or The Freak in general population.

[@Redsleather]

If Meg Morris had stayed an inmate for the rest of her time in the show, she’d have been a much more interesting character

[@bernadettelamb54]

I wouldn't let misses O Regan hear you insult her cooking Neil.

[@izaaksalazar6301]

"Different horses for different courses"Chrissie being cheeky.

[@Agnethatheredhairkid]

Neil: No one likes being alone. Wrong, I do. I don't care for people at all. Kris Steele who portrayed the prosecuting counsel, however...

[@jamesquinn3715]

At 3:55. Funny how Latham says I've been feeling a bit dicky since dinner using the words feeling and dicky when she thinks about that male nurse! Lol

[@sheriheffner2098]

Lizzie used to talk about her dicky ticker.

[@jamesquinn3715]

@@sheriheffner2098 😁

[@Nacho-Mamma]

ANYONE RECOGNIZE THE JUDGE? It’s Major Ferguson, Joan’s father. I actually liked the Major. He was played by the late Carl Bleazby.

[@andywoods2942]

Judy running a halfway house she couldn`t run a bath🚰

[@stuartpatto1976]

Rita's the best biker girl, she's class.

[@raw_oyster]

WTF? Was there a Rita in this episode!???

[@johnbell2639]

Mr Murray and his deep hatred of pros coming to the fore

[@WilAdams]

First, I am endlessly fascinated by the way Australians are portrayed here as being so anti-convict, especially when it is historically accurate to say that Australia was first settled by convict, and who have a complete convict stock. Second, Meg should be arrested and sentenced for aiding and abetting since she failed to report Doreen when she escaped with that young boy. Third, Judy (and before her Karen Travers) proves that a convict should never be put in charge of a halfway house since they are so easily manipulated by the THOUGHT that if they turn away even an escapee for fear of being a 'lagger'.

[@daugherofaset8648]

Amazing how Margo had the address to the halfway house. I guess Jude will be heading back to Wentworth soon. ;^P

[@169esmeralda]

Meg is a great witness. She knows exactly what can be asked

[@beauxbromwell5121]

"Should I take my clothes off on case someone comes in"...?

[@DennisMorrison1955]

I think that was one of the funniest lines I have heard on here!

[@beauxbromwell5121]

lol definitely!

[@chris.c9885]

Andrea Lee Why not have an enema whilst your waiting !!

[@beauxbromwell5121]

Chris.C lol too funny

[@rreally7108]

ohhh! honey cmon! take your clothes off pictures are great

[@asl19999]

What a twist!

[@kellisue5126]

Calm down, Violet! Don’t crumble on me now! 😂 Now I feel like chocolate lol

[@MarzieMalfoy]

Repaired ventilator! That sounds serious!!! #freelizzy Hahahaha

[@sarahkorver2439]

My god where did they dug her up from - About the freek 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bernadettelamb54]

Chrissie you did go that way, with Sharon

[@AngelicMistyStorm]

Margo gonna wish she stayed at barnhurst.

[@maxb28]

2:01 and yet the car is in mint condition😏 5:35 haha 7:43 John Travolta😂

[@daviddemarco8327]

Judy helps out escapee Margo with some cash....then Tony gives money to Maxine, who's about to skip bail. What kind of halfway house are they running, anyway?? Reply

[@Aveatquevale-w6m]

Can't wait until Spud chucks in his chips😂😂😂

[@AlanMclay]

They can't put Lizzie in an old peoples home, that would finish her off for sure ! Meg's now an inmate, hope Judy's pleased with herself !

[@spectrumlocalb191]

Alan Mclay IS MEG REALLY AN INMATE

[@raw_oyster]

How's that Judy's fault!??? 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@barryjohnmillsip2853]

Not even a dent in the car classic !!!

[@teresacalladine7479]

How many stories can they do with the same actor to be in out of prisons and get from bad to worse , doing different escapes and more.

[@alanblackett3567]

spud, what a prat .

[@braves9652]

Maxine goes to Tony for advice with a problem. He advises her to go to the cops. To lag. Against her boyfriend. Judy wouldn't hire the highly qualified, highly compassionate Meg but Tony gets the job. Smh.

[@gquinn4159]

Is that the highschool they use in Neigbours at 07.38

[@nickprince9881]

Yes

[@rpatricknabors]

Meg does a good job as a defense lawyer...speaking of which why was no attorney in court to defend Judy.

[@8ballpoolking1]

Meg refusing to answer the question was rather silly and unrealistic. Can't believe she would put the house's best interests ahead of her own during something as important as a court hearing. There is always a catch with that ridiculous parole board. Lizzie is more than capable of looking after herself at the halfway house and doesn't need to go in an old peoples home. Its not as if she would be on her own at the house, far from it in fact. They must use their precious power unnecessarily to control peoples lives. We can only let you out on our terms......... I bet they have no life of their own so they try and spoils that of others in order to compensate.

[@samisticlife]

Couple of episodes ago when Maxine was putting those items in the goodwill bin her helmet was white and red now it's plain black

[@NativeMoon]

Ahh Common Chrissie & her mini-dress... Amazing that she gets away with that... And the Nurse haz a problem with sex workers... Doesn't bode well for Chrissie I think... Meg being inside makes no sense but she's too right about Margo never taking responsibility for anything...

[@marycalmeiro1135]

I forgot about Morris doing a stint in the clink. I must admit her character became interesting, during this time.

[@katherinebrennan8066]

I lived independly all most 40 year beforre I had to moved into low care - diidn't want to. Gived up my home. K.B.

[@dappylu]

No dent or cracked windshield on Meg's car after hitting the pedestrian..

[@bernadettelamb54]

When Meg gets told off in court lol

[@christinesouth5004]

Neil is just happily sitting there & telling Chrissie all about Paddy’s medical issues. Is there no medical confidentiality?

[@queeng5925]

artistic license tis one thing but 1. megs car not having a single mark on it after a hit and run? hitting a human causes as much damage as hitting a roo! and 2. bea saying... 'shhhh this might be about margo' ... and its the first anyones heard about margo escaping tis a bit much. i mean... how many prisoners are in barnhurst? and they know a lot of them either first or second hand

[@laurenbrooks3091]

Just mention Susie Driscoll to Colleen and she melts like butter.

[@marycalmeiro1135]

Colleen should adopt Susie 😂

[@marycalmeiro1135]

Judy is too kind hearted. They need Bea running the halfway house 😢

[@MissX905]

Oh my Meg is now a prisoner too. That sucks. But now she can do her time and work at the half way house as that's what she wanted to do anyways.