Prisoner: Cell Block H - Episode 546

[@NativeMoon]

Lexie tugging on her collar and styling her hair like a low-rent Reb lol.

[@adrianenglish4909]

I miss reb I know she was a bit sneaky all the same

[@ross1748]

Reb had class, Lexi is the sort of person that doesn't wash her hands when she takes a dump

[@ClairStewart-ub9ug]

@@adrianenglish4909 same i liked reb even though she was nasty at times

[@DevaActingAcademy]

Rebecca Kean left her germs may be.😂

[@sheriheffner2098]

​@@ross1748She also likes to show her knickers.

[@spartybrearly7221]

Ettie is inadvertently conspiring with big time criminals without the slightest idea what she’s doing 😂

[@amykjorlien326]

Ettie cracks me up! Makes me miss Lizzie! can you imagine the two of them together!

[@laurenbrooks3091]

I wish they'd done several episodes with them together. I'd pmsl.

[@lamontbradford4630]

They were season 2

[@eh4977]

Well, they were...kind of😅 just a different character.

[@hello5007]

So The Freak says: “I’ve never forced myself on anyone.” Anybody remember her searching Paddy in her cell at night for that handwritten note? 🧤

[@rpatricknabors]

She was after Hannah

[@DevaActingAcademy]

And Barbie

[@BernieLamb-m6k]

The freak has a split personality I feel and she doesn't realise how bad she actually is

[@bubblesleef4415]

Ettie stoned is one of the funniest things I’ve seen. 😂😂😂😂

[@karennicholls8532]

My mum's oldest sister was a little like Ettie. You never had any idea of what she was on about if she rang. Loved her a lot, however, can't imagine the chaos if she was stoned.

[@sparky2098]

14:40 Ruth's room looks like a cheap brothel.

[@johnwalters4792]

I would love to have Pippa in that room💒

[@agemoth]

John Walters she's a cheap brothel too.

[@queeng5925]

Lorraine... John wouldnt care... hes a sleazy, chauvanistic old man... watch his comments xxx

[@Mynewlife2025]

I'm surprised Ferguson hasn't already called it a Whore house.

[@kitsunewhisker]

It’s as tacky as hell

[@ShellyShelly-fw8si]

the size of that joint ettie got out of lexies locker it looked like a tampon

[@bubblesleef4415]

d shells 😂😂😂😂😂

[@adrianenglish4909]

Lol

[@eh4977]

I used to hide my joints in my tampons, they fit great in an unused applicator😁

[@karennicholls2296]

@@eh4977 I used to hide mine in a small plastic container that I put inside a beanbag in my bedroom.

[@bettieboo2010]

Yuk, those red satin sheets look like they've come straight from a madams brothel..... Oh wait they did!!

[@katcox6127]

I couldn’t bear Ettie at first but think the last few episodes have been hilarious 😂

[@glenysnewchurch7957]

Lexi and Ettie in the Gov's office both being reprimanded for weed Ann: "Ettie!?" Ettie: "Yes Sir!?" Lol I love Ettie.

[@cristinarichart1118]

She’s no Lizzy

[@bernadettelamb54]

Imagine marrying Dennis most of the honey moon would be Dennis banging on about Borstal and Yorkshire

[@josephd.2725]

Yeah, he totally overdoes the harping on about that shit... The bloke moved to Australia, he needs to adapt and stop going on about home!

[@PaulDoe79]

"I'm just a simple lad from Yorkshire." How many times did he throw that line out?

[@rosiew1952]

he could take me to Yorkshire anytime, and talk to me with his accent all day . I love it . and yes he does go on about borstal a bit lol. but I love Dennis . my type of man😊

[@Boddaert-c3l]

Lol calm down the guy is acting the lines he was given 🤣

[@emilywiltshire6537]

Ettie is all of a sudden "good with numbers" this is the woman who thought she'd been paid 250 mil not 250 grand :P

[@charlottewebb2184]

God that Terri woman is driving me mental her face when she called Joan about finding Myra with the drugs really wound me up for some reason she has one of those faces even as Sharon Gilmore it's definitely the face 🤣🤣🤣

[@karennicholls2296]

I totally understand what you mean, however, not sure why. She kind of has a bit of a spoiled brat look and she's a little full of herself. Hate people like that.

[@samic1051]

If you look close different hairstyle, same face. Doesn't that look like Judy Bryant's girlfriend? The one that Got murdered, I think her name was Sharon.

[@zeddeka]

​@@karennicholls2296sign of a good actress - both Terry and Sharon were characters who were spoilt brats.

[@zeddeka]

​@@samic1051because it is the same actress. Prisoner very often recycled actors. Many of the actors in this episode had played at least one, sometimes two different characters previously.

[@iamdeejaysothere1]

I love this show

[@adrianenglish4909]

Lol

[@clhs]

Me too. I like it for its realism. It’s more like a prison documentary than a drama.

[@kitsunewhisker]

It’s genius

[@flavour1970]

Meg an Den, what a lovely couple, especially with their matching haircuts

[@silvana8246]

dose not last long

[@TheFever77]

Bet he makes her a lovely cup of Yorkshire tea!

[@LittleMissJmoo]

makes me want to vomit! Merv and Joyce and now Meg and C? Prisoner has become a torture chamber

[@DianaSheward]

I hope Dennis realizes that he's actually going to be marrying Bjorn from ABBA???That helmet Lego hair gives him away.Never fails!🤭🇬🇧♥️♥️♥️🐊🐊🐊

[@scottleicester4266]

You have to laugh at the writers for all of a sudden making Ettie smoke.

[@adrianenglish4909]

Don't be nice to the script writers there mad enough without encouraging them

[@marksturge7536]

lol stoned Ettie.

[@rosiew1952]

Mark Sturge funny as hell she is. Makes me laugh fair play

[@juliecastro2091]

Lol..." Mari-joanna"

[@benharis1956]

They should put Ettie in Solitary, 24 hrs see if that makes her laugh, likening it on the INSIDE

[@audreywooten2911]

that is 1 big joint Ettie is going to blaze up

[@rosiew1952]

Funny as hell pmsl

[@rosiew1952]

Ettie with that joint funny as hell, Ruth asking Ettie if she knows what she has to say to Lionel Fellows lol, with Ettie and her poor memory, she wont remember .

[@RayRay_0627]

Nice to see there recycling the sets too lol. Merv's place was also where tony stayed, he was the guy that helped judy out at the half way house

[@agemoth]

AnoRam I didn't notice the similarity at all from when Maxine was prancing around in it lol

[@PaulDoe79]

Ahh Maxie! Back when she was trying to seduce him.

[@jfletch9108]

Ugh Tony and his crochet man bag *blech*

[@anthonyrygucki8865]

Ray_M I thought that too

[@craignz76]

But Tony had a separate bedroom which appears to have disappeared if using a folding divan

[@daugherofaset8648]

Got to love Ettie to screw up Ruth's message...LOL! She so deserved it.

[@josephd.2725]

It was obvious Ettie couldn't be relied upon with such an important message involving a huge gangster... Ruth was totally desperate lol

[@kitsunewhisker]

That scene at the house with Mrs Goddard cracked me up “oh la de da”. This whole episode is gold what with all the arguments and hilarious drug taking

[@2008giles]

Yes, it was funny! What with that, and her 'old cow' comment!

[@YourJellyFishAteMyTV]

OMFG Ettie Stoned is the funniest thing!!

[@Mal-0-vent]

its nice to see joan happy

[@Summer21.]

At 28:25, Ettie does what George Bush Junior once did, walking into a cupboard instead of walking out the actual door to the room, at 29:23, Mervin says, "buggered" (or "bucket" as the close screen captions on KZbin thought he said haha!), and then at 30:14, Joan almost quotes some words to the song, "I am what I am", from the musical, "La Cage Aux Folles", (which I think Joan did in episode 535 as well) lol. 😄😉

[@charlottewebb2184]

The closed captioning was hallarious when Lizzie was talking in past episodes it never matched what she was actually saying and was really funny wud be a nightmare if u needed the closed captioning to follow the program🤦🤦

[@jtpinnyc]

I am shocked at the injustice of Ettie receiving 2 weeks cleaning duties for accidentally smoking a joint she thought was a cigarette. Reynolds is out of control.

[@EmmAPestilenciA]

awww yeaaaah, The Freak is gonna get freaky 31:25

[@annabell9918]

😂😂😂

[@cathrinehalfpenny3835]

Love Etty she's a scream

[@donnabrown6561]

Oh my Ettie is happier than happy 😂😂 I just love love love her!!!!

[@MarkWhich]

Idk how Daphne's plants survive in her cell, they get barely any sunlight.

[@karinswift]

Ettie on marijuana, priceless.

[@Shadegat3]

I agree. Her story lines are great and the character perfect for them.

[@marksturge7536]

There's a man in Exeter prison who is like Ettie soon as he gets out he gets back in.I don't know how long he has been there but it's at least 10 years or so.

[@widerbarbecue1321]

28:36 "You ever touch my things again you crazy old bat and I'll bloody thump yer!"

[@eugenedegeorge5084]

Did you notice that Lexie did a little Reb move with her collar while she was in the office with Anne .

[@sheriheffner2098]

And she's never even met Reb.

[@rosslamb6643]

There's too much going on outside the prison at the moment

[@trickynicky4268]

17:17 I HATE the new officer! She sucks up to Joan all the time.

[@angelapay3718]

Ettie only ever smokes in this episode

[@RS-bp8wi]

Louise Siverson is beautiful. In the shower scene you get to see it without that distracting mullet

[@lisaann3063]

OMG! I wish they would straighten Ettie’s glasses!!! It’s driving me crazy!

[@lisaann3063]

Three months to the end and back again.

[@rosslamb6643]

Really calling Anne to Wentworth because Ettie got stoned lol

[@trickynicky4268]

29:03 Joyce is a pain in the arse. Moves in beside Merv and is causing havoc.

[@65minimom]

joyce is acting like a wife

[@josephd.2725]

Yeah, and after screwing Norm over! Joyce is just a bungling mess... she's crap at her job too lol

[@Laladust]

Joyce has the relationship mentality of a teenager. A clear sign she and Norm were together since school, and she's never had an actual mature, adult relationship. Hearing a 50/60 year old woman yell, "Mervin Kringle" like a 14 year old in the 50's is bone chilling, but that's the character. I'd be blowing steam if a anyone ruined my expensive cookware and gave me that attitude instead of a sincere apology. No, let's break up over a bloody pan, like teenagers.

[@chris-ip4pk]

Size of that roach on that spliff... Haha

[@TheHighPriestessStudio]

LOL vacuum head some of the nicknames :D

[@Mynewlife2025]

Jennifer's house is scary, I would not be able to sleep there.

[@adrianenglish4909]

Yet she lives in Scooby door house creepy

[@blackfordbetea3189]

The Prison has got far too dangerous and unstable for Myra’s type of Top Dog . From a dramatic point of view it makes for some good story lines as one of the most iconic characters heads towards her deadly destiny. Glad they wrote Judy out for the final quarter of the Desmond era . The Barnhurst mob went stale soon after this era but work well during Ruth and Myra’s tussle .

[@michellehalloway1592]

Poor Jennifer. She is like a beautiful bird full of beauty and talent locked in a cage. Shockingly abusive woman. Even though some people find Pippa a bit annoying at least she is encouraging and showing her friend some support. Many suffer this heartache alone and grow up believing the lies.

[@djdelight_musik7181]

Wish lexie would go back to being herself instead of trying to be a cross between Reb and Bobbie - she's even more unconvincing than ever atm

[@eh4977]

Yea we got one squealer for another 🙄

[@pauliejay4161]

29:37 - So typical of scripting of the era. Two people finally get together after dithering around for ages, then almost instantly have a fight.

[@tylerjohnson5606]

@29:01 Mr. Mervin Pringle getting upset at Mrs. Joyce "Bottle Cap Glasses" Barry for f'ing up his copper pan is justified. She had some nerve trying to be mad at him.

[@PaulDoe79]

I'm Team Joyce here. Mervin is the absolute worst character Prisoner created since Lexie

[@davidknight5733]

I think Jenny is the next prisoner at Wentorth - in about 1-2 more episodes

[@starchild1595]

ETTIE STONED LOL

[@jazmanator8946]

Holy crap I can't stand Lexie grrrrrr

[@grecosgreecedaz6026]

Lexi pain in ass

[@froggiebluefog3394]

If Anne is so worried about what Ballingers husband could do to get her out surely she should tighten security by arming the officers

[@zombiemaradona]

Joan never forced herself on Hannah Simpson. Yes, she had a crush on her, but she didn't make any advances on her. It was Hannah herself who ripped her shirt apart so that Joan would be blamed for it.

[@Summer21.]

zombiemaradona But Joan did say that sooner or later, she intended to have Hannah. 😲😳

[@colinluby5950]

I like Paterson’s make-up

[@wandaslice]

Oh Meg and her many many men

[@jamessky9155]

I wish that part way through their respective second episode Lexie and Bobbie were shipped off to Barnhurst. Mind you, could I really be that cruel to Vinegar-Tits? ha. As for Pippa... Ann's Baby? More like Rosemary's Baby! 😂 I think I stepped off of the Wentworth platform at 28:09 and walked into Narnia.... The Top Dog, the Witch (Ballinger), and Ettie in the Wardrobe! 🤣 And bless Joan, a strong maternal instinct in tow and a big ole romantic softy underneath that tough screw exterior. 22nd October 2023.

[@remarc69]

Jiggy with the Freak😅😂🤣😍

[@bluesz1bluesz17]

meg looks like the character from the mad comics

[@ORIGINALREDY2MIX]

ohhhh boyyyy! The freak got a boo now lmao!!

[@roydyncassidy4370]

omfg the music when myra was going through the cell almost made my ears explode

[@karennicholls2296]

Joyce has no right to throw away anything in another person's place. I'd be furious.

[@MaryMary-cj7wl]

Omg Ettie♥️🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@charlottewebb2184]

When ettie is in court and she tells the judge she is a professional criminal the bloke in the background is smiling his head off she is so funny I love ettie 🤣🤣 hate Lexi at this point she is so nasty all of a sudden

[@williamc4309]

This new officer Terry is about as annoying as Judy's girlfriend Sharon 😅

[@acesigma06]

30:31 Really!! I think Hannah Simpson might disagree with that statement 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@karinswift]

Poor Merv!

[@tonycalledwinstonwolf]

Ettie says Marie Joanna she obviously went to the Lizzie Birdsworth school of lingo

[@a1wireless1964]

at 24:10 poor Mervin's already realized he made a mistake a big big mistake.

[@darrendunn134]

Lou has a plant at her unit draws lol

[@kiramali555]

LOL ettie is a legend :)

[@glenysnewchurch7957]

I'm one of the few people that love love love Ettie Parslow but these court room scenes where both Ettie and Lizzy have had outbursts in is a tad ridiculous. Being old doesn't make them exempt from punishment for being disrespectful in a court of law.

[@Beckford4000]

So it seems Lexi has taken over as the resident shouter. We got rid of Bobbie, Maxine and Rabbit and now Lexi is going to be the one who can only communicate through shouting! Poor Terri, going home with Joan, she's going to have some rug burns in the morning.

[@lampshade8818]

Joyce had a bloody nerve when she did what she did to Merv!

[@PaulDoe79]

I blame Merv... he was being petty. She already said she would buy him a new pan and he was still whining

[@lampshade8818]

@@PaulDoe79 Sorry, can't remember this. It was 6 years ago when I posted. Thanks for replying, though...a link would be nice

[@PaulDoe79]

@@lampshade8818 lol it's okay. I just saw your comment while watching the episode. (Wasn't a fan of Mervin as I liked the previous cook Gay Ray)

[@charlottewebb582]

Pomme pomme pomme pommee!! : etties song after she found out Dennis had proposed was hallarious 👌from a pommee

[@cosmicwartoad2587]

The old witch is using emotional blackmail

[@wlrdwds]

the cook Joyce is after has a Fleetwood Mac album

[@bubblesleef4415]

Joyce had no right to touch anything in Merve’s place.

[@MsPerogi]

33:32 (Daphine) Debra Lawrence you were better as Vera Bennetts pet trainee screw ...LOL

[@spartybrearly7221]

The Barnhurst need to learn that they are new and to know their place.

[@Ms.RobbyEyeVee]

Joan looking like Count Chocula........

[@oliversmith2]

4:55 foreshadowing Dennis's fate after Burke catches up with him in about 20-30 episodes.

[@PaulDoe79]

Every time I see Mervin on screen I wonder what the hell the producers and casting were thinking when they got rid of Gay Ray to bring in this evil troll

[@glennphillips843]

dennis is so cute,had a huge crush back in the day

[@rpatricknabors]

Glenn Phillips. yeah he is a cutie

[@Summer21.]

Glenn Phillips Oh yes, I'm going to agree on that as well. I've never looked at Dennis Cruikshank (and Nigel Bradshaw who played him) like that before. 😃😍☺

[@apriljackson1370]

Ettie: yes sir 😂

[@Deerhunter-fo5mw]

wjy lexinkeep poppin her collar like reb used to do

[@robinrwilsonsauls]

Best acting since Lizzy-Ettie you rock. Made me laugh-love it! "Mary-Joanna."

[@eh4977]

Pippa looks as old as Anne with all that makeup...

[@shock__treatment]

"Don't you swear at me, Mervin Pringle".

[@MsPerogi]

30:23 or no Joan ...you never forced yourself on anyone but you surely forced yourself on Grundy ..... LOL

[@naomiday9838]

Repeat story of lizzie birds worth trying to get back into prison Because she misses her mates

[@glennsanders2962]

Good for "Meggypops" A strong cup of Yorkshire tea is called for to celebrate!

[@sunndive]

this is the first time Ettie has smoked as far as i can remember,

[@tonyjohansson7567]

She forgot she didn't smoke 😉

[@TheHighPriestessStudio]

Okay Cruikshank wants kids but proposes to a woman whose older?

[@shirleysmitten1074]

Ettie hugged Joan? OMG! Only Castle Laundry for Mrs. Barry! Will Jennifer kill Nana and end up in Wentworth? Mrs. Barry is going to catch the kitchen on fire. Merv is swearing. Naughty! Yes, Terri, you and Fergo can go home together, forever! Dennis is not just a pretty face. He can cook! Ah, the good old pillow suffocation. Eric Clapton's "Cocaine" song should be playing in the background at the end with Myra and Daphne.

[@laurenbrooks3091]

If you wake up with a headache after smoking weed, it either isn't weed or you slept wrong.

[@2589hbradley]

Ettie high was actually quite hilarious :)

[@IndianChiefDarkhouse]

If I were Mrs Goddard, I 'd sit in the lounge and drink the coffee