Prisoner: Cell Block H - Episode 563

[@silverscreenclassics9210]

Daphne has to be one of the most painful characters to ever feature on Prisoner.

[@xfreespirit1979x]

No one is more excruciating to watch than Lexie, although Doreen, Maxine, Marlene, and Daphne aren't far behind...

[@jtpinnyc]

Chook: "Daphne wouldn't hurt Willie. They're mates!" Kelly: "Smashed up her plants didn't she, and they were her mates." LOL - Lou gets all the best lines these days.

[@josephd.2725]

Yeah, that was a solid argument from Lou considering she's an idiot lol

[@tinaquinn9042]

Started laughing out load to at that 🤣

[@lamontbradford4630]

The only interesting character at this stage.

[@xfreespirit1979x]

Lou Kelly has turned into a pretty funny character. She is starting to grow on me.

[@frankbrodie5168]

She is one of the most psychotic nutters to appear in the whole 692 episodes. And yet has more redeeming characteristics in her little finger than Lexie has in her whole body. I'll admit that first time watching through all those years ago I didn't overly like Lou for the longest time. But the more times I watch the show the more I like her character.

[@xfreespirit1979x]

Watching her interview on Talking Prisoner (Louise SIverson) made me love her even more. This is my third watch of the series and I honestly think she is the best actress from the entire show.

[@danielbudd1217]

She was extremely watchable and made the best of the material that was given to her. She started as a background character and became more and more noticeable. I have a friend who met the actress and he said she talked "a lot posher" but her laugh was the same

[@JS-cc7jp]

WTF was with the officer at 39:30 shoving a prisoner down the hallway in the background? lol

[@sparky2098]

30:30 The PMS storyline is driving me to PMS!

[@TallSilentGuy]

39:40 For the first time ever there's a bit of background drama in the corridor with an unknown screw manhandling an unknown prisoner; and it all happens in complete silence!

[@KenyanBunnie]

OMG I never noticed that the first time or the 2nd time I watched this episode!! LOL! Its very hilarious how ridiculous it all looks, lol. Even with screws, youd think they should have a few words to say when they have to interact with the main characters, especially other screws dealing with the inmates!!!!!!!! The background characters and their shenanigans. They almost never say much, some of the long term backgrounders never utter a word we hear!

[@helenclarke5732]

That pippa is doing my head in calling her mum Anne

[@Summer21.]

helen clarke Yes, it's shitty that she does that. It's very rare Pippa even calls her mum, "Mum". It's either "Ann" or "Mater", which is an old fashioned, upper class English word for mother, and the male version of that for father is "Pater". 😲

[@loric4550]

Totally disrespectful! She needs a spanking.

[@Sensabaugh]

I prefer that she calls her Anne, than Mater.

[@Sheri451]

I always fast forward through the scenes with the witch.

[@bernadettelamb54]

@@Sheri451 I fast forward through all Anne out of prison storylines. Awfully boring.

[@Julie44Inlouisiana]

Oh boy, amnesia. How original lol 😂 they recycle plots like they recycle actors.but I still love this darn show.

[@marianp.741]

Julie44Inlouisiana you have to remember the show was made over six years. Not easy to always recall the recycled actors over that period of time. 😆

[@cliffordmilo]

Joan is right. You never should open another persons mail without thier permission. I've been in the same relationship for nearly 20 years & we have never gone into one anothers wallets, desks, cabinets, etc.

[@karennicholls8532]

Totally agree. I have never opened any other persons mail in my life and expect the same in return.

[@montrayjones1947]

Where I'm from, going through someone else mail is a felony

[@charlottewebb2184]

I'm always telling my other half to get something he needs out of my bag or wallet but he won't in 12 years he hasn't and can't see him changing any time soon 🤣

[@emmaburfield1184]

It's illegal in the UK to open someone else's post. In the last 19 years the only time my partner or I have opened each others mail has been with prior permission/ request. Any time anyone has ever asked me to get something from their wallet, purse or handbag, I've always brought it to them so they can take whatever they've asked for out themselves. I was taught from a young age never go through a woman's purse or handbag and I guess its stuck with me and been extended to men's wallets/ bags too.

[@susi-emily]

@@emmaburfield1184 I remember as a child being asked on occasion by my grandma to get her purse or something else from her bag. I always took her the whole bag. There are things you just don't go into.

[@josephd.2725]

Mr. Fulbright: From Woodridge escapee to brother red earth, to big time lawyer... what a success story! 🤣🤣

[@OrangeorGreenorYellow]

And a TV delivery man.

[@josephd.2725]

@@OrangeorGreenorYellow Yes, he was a few things! lol And actually, my bad, he was Alpha Centauri, not Brother Red Earth.

[@soapsnthings4182]

Terri's so annoying. Where's Jock Stewart when you need him?

[@boweryboy07]

SoapsNthings 😂

[@bernadettelamb54]

She has one of those faces you just want to uppercut. Her new haircut makes her look even more irritating.

[@karennicholls8532]

Regardless of the character, she still has that little girl voice. Bloody annoying.

[@sarahmoulder500]

Crippled and sent to Woodridge 😂

[@dilzappa]

I'm sick of Lexie storming out of the room in a huff...it has happened far too many times.

[@felisityfoxx7224]

Trouble is, she keeps coming back in the room...

[@jonathanfollone2729]

@@felisityfoxx7224 That was hilarious!!!

[@emmaburfield1184]

She and Bobbie were quite similar in that respect. Most annoying strops have to be awarded to Willie though

[@ross1748]

@@emmaburfield1184 Bobbie wasn't a vile bully though

[@xfreespirit1979x]

I've been sick of Lexie since she appeared... but most of her lines recently are just calling other women "b*tch" and leaving the room -- and her terrorizing Mervin

[@Summer21.]

19:26 minutes/seconds in, Nora telling Alice, "Good luck!" with the jar of face cream that she got from Willie lol.

[@SuzLa1]

I like the storyline of Joan in a relationship

[@marksturge7536]

Terri dumps her for a man

[@simosc2]

good

[@yolandasmith3224]

She should had more. Terri was not good for her.

[@josephd.2725]

The storyline with The Major was the best. He was the nicest character in the series... Joan's not the nicest lover, it seems lol

[@sheriheffner2098]

Kirsty Child is such a fabulous actress! I love her in everything she's in on Prisoner.

[@laurahinsberger3047]

Loving Lou Kelly these past two episodes. Lol.

[@kevinedwards2577]

I just cannot believe that daughter of Mrs Reynolds calling her mother by her first name " Anne" she must have little or no respect for her mother ! My late mother would of given me one hell of a telling of if I did the same ! Shameful !

[@thebeemer6826]

Telling off hell-my mother would have left my teeth rattling in my head!

[@AnnMarieG]

I have been thinking the same thing since she came into the show ... I remembered I didn't like her all the other times I've watched the show!!🥱 She's just an annoying character, my mother didn't even like it when you called her "Ma" instead of "Mum" 🤭😆

[@lamontbradford4630]

It’s Ann’s fault for spoiling that brat like Marie spoiled Peppie.

[@Beckford4000]

Shame your mother didn't teach you how to use of/off and the contraction 've (would've! "would of" doesn't exist), "telling off" not of.

[@bernadettelamb54]

Can someone teach Lexi how you sit at a dinner table, she really irrits me with the way she sits. No manners.

[@karennicholls8532]

Hope she falls off.

[@bernadettelamb54]

@@karennicholls8532 Me too with the chair positioned on the edge of the prison roof :)

[@josephd.2725]

As a guy, the way she sits on top of the chair is quite sexy. 😊

[@karennicholls8532]

Not usually on Joan's side, however, you definitely do not open other people's mail, and what's with her parents just showing up at someone's door without her.

[@ross1748]

Right? If any of my exes parents showed up at my door like that and I happened to be busy that day I would yell fuck off

[@rheebecks877]

Joan takes her tie off when she first walks in and finds out Terry has opened her letter.. 2 minutes later the ties suddenly back on, she must have magic powers.

[@1prettyladyofgrace7]

She didn't take the tie off, she just loosened it.

[@TheHighPriestessStudio]

I think they went overboard with the cobwebs :D Our old shed hasn't had any activity for the past 15yrs and there's nowhere near as many webs

[@TLIMSISNW_p22.1]

hahahahahaha!! terry's parents show up!! it just keeps getting funnier !!!!

[@Aveatquevale-w6m]

✊🏻😭

[@kokoshig1]

Joan "look how Bea Smith pulled the wool out of his eyes" 3.59 ...LOL

[@cathrinehalfpenny3835]

Kelly has some funny lines.

[@arlaabrell8658]

They do serve as some relief from her otherwise constant vileness

[@samandpoppythedog719]

Lou Kelly contradicts herself in this episode, she says on here she got roped in on the original paper soon after she got there. Yet in a earlier episode she states she helped Bea and Co with the tunnel escape, which was before the newspaper The Daily Stir.

[@clhs]

Nice to see Slat Pattery getting a storyline.

[@josephd.2725]

She looks like a Cabbage Patch doll lol

[@bernadettelamb5990]

​@@josephd.2725Fat Pat lol

[@paulagray7628]

😂🤣🤣

[@danielbudd1217]

I've been a big fan of Slattery since that Chaucer bloke said "Slattery will get you nowhere" lol

[@danielbudd1217]

Louise Siverson (Lou Kelly) was extremely watchable and made the best of the material that was given to her. She started as a background character and became more and more noticeable. I have a friend who met the actress and he said she talked "a lot posher" but her laugh was the same

[@charlottejustice432]

I hope the rest of the episodes get better...Storyline is so boring right now

[@rpatricknabors]

ah yes the kangaloos

[@bernadettelamb54]

Wish we got an update on Vera.

[@tefllife2024]

I bet when she was hospitalized after the fire, she checked herself out of Barnhust hospital and went straight back to work. A visiting doctor to Barnhurst took Vera to dinner, she was very happy....till he introduced his boyfriend, now she's bitter and moody again.

[@martinjenkins5471]

I had a crush on Vera when I was 10 years old. Had a thing for tough women. Then I fell for Maggie Thatcher!

[@trippinonbud]

563 episodes and they still haven't realized the cell doors should open outward.

[@TLIMSISNW_p22.1]

"i'm just not in the mood, mind if i pull out" really !! it's just cards!! hahahaha, this episode is really funny for some reason !!

[@karinswift]

The outlaws! Run, Joan, run...

[@darrendunn134]

Joan has a heart 🤣sticking up for pat

[@rosslamb7069]

Continuous mentions of Bea recently.

[@adiupton-winiarczyk7692]

Loved Pat Slattery getting angry at the Governor and again with Julie ❤

[@acesigma06]

Oh dear, I see the Fremantle block machine is coming

[@shirleysmitten1074]

Why does Willie have to lose her memory when she just found out about Fergo and Terri? Yeah, let's hit Willie over the head again so she gets her memory back. What a great idea! Terri's parents are a big surprise!

[@charlottewebb2184]

I wud love to hit her and her barnhurst friends over the head 🤣🤣😉🤣

[@Beckford4000]

Willie is insufferable. There has been absolutely nothing endearing about her whatsoever. Lexie is one long whinge.

[@alisonthomas4569]

Did they make it obvious enough that Johnson and Johnson are sponsors of the show? Lol

[@Mosie926]

And Fab!

[@karennicholls8532]

Also Jonnie Walker scotch.

[@Summer21.]

16:47 minutes/seconds in, Nora's smile dropping to a look of "Are you for real?", and May's smile dropping to her rolling her eyes after Alice starts to read out the first of the essays to the women in the rec room, which I believe is her one lol.

[@speedy692]

It pays to be in Prison. See how long it takes you to see a Psychiatrist etc on the outside.

[@patrickdoherty4527]

Very true, sadly!

[@chrisphnx]

Does anyone think the double invoices are the ones started by Sandy Edwards

[@tefllife2024]

Yes possibly.

[@danielbudd1217]

Janet Conway's name shows up in this storyline. She was there when Edwards was

[@MrMogwali1]

What's Noel Edmonds doing in Wentworth?

[@adrianenglish4909]

Filming crinkly bottom the oz years

[@jtpinnyc]

I'm not a fan of Willie but I have to admit I LOL'd hard at the smug look she gave when the doc reminded her that she'd been to finishing school

[@KayWoods64]

I really hate Dr Wiseman's moustache.

[@karennicholls8532]

Me too. I hate facial hair.

[@hugoboss5895]

Even when this show was on its last legs it was still entertaining. And it’s nice to see Susan Kennedy with both her sisters.

[@glenysnewchurch7957]

The character Kensai Tamura's real name is John O'Brien 🤣🤣 He is so adorably cuuuute!!

[@josephd.2725]

LMAO, I know... the actor's name cracked me up. Sounds really Japanese!

[@TYNEPUNK]

lol who is that officer carting off silently behind lou, love love convnicing her may had a knife

[@thibui2654]

Lexi's make up needs blending lol

[@tefllife2024]

@Any One lol yes. It's more Adam Ant!

[@davidstirrat8815]

With a shovel 😂

[@tracylangsley4064]

The way Pippa makes fun of the Japanese accent you'd never get away with it today

[@karinswift]

I like Joyce with a bit of grunt!

[@xfreespirit1979x]

That look on Terri's face @18:22 -- what is that?! LoL.

[@simosc2]

im glad dr weisman has his beautiful gray hair back

[@ross1748]

Lou reminds me of future character Maggot with the way she's lying to Willie just like Maggot would lie to Merle

[@jewelhaines8842]

God I can't wait for Daphne to leave!

[@martinjenkins5471]

There's a bigger moron coming on the later prisoner. Merle Jones.

[@loric4550]

Man! Nora has some serious bags under her eyes. Ooofa!

[@karennicholls2296]

Why do they keep bringing up Bea? Her memory loss was genuine to start with.

[@darrendunn134]

Bea was biggest greatest good have had her name mention

[@shock__treatment]

Was Larry Grayson popular in Australia? Wondering if Willie might be some sort of tribute act. Her mannerisms are very similar!

[@Beckford4000]

Penelope Keith in "The Good Life"

[@sheriheffner2098]

Well WELL! Father Astro or whatever he was called and also Margo's singing partner in Woodridge "Let The Midnight Special." As a psychiatrist now.

[@karennicholls8532]

No. He's a lawyer now.

[@josephd.2725]

For sure, it's an amazing success story! Rehabilitated beyond belief! 🤣🤣

[@GeorgeEugeneBarrett]

@ 21:38 - “Kanga-loos.” LOL.

[@rosslamb5864]

There's been an awful lot of mentions of former characters recently

[@carlyswindells1674]

Louise! Louise! haha

[@FluWorldOrder]

I didn't think they did 'Perms' in Prison but Aunty May seems to have one.

[@rosiew1952]

That lawyer Ben Fulbright is quite a hunk yummm lol

[@tefllife2024]

Suddenly Mr Japan speaks English? Like as in answering Anne's question, just a day before he knew no English at all.

[@samisticlife]

He did have his phrase book with him 😂

[@tefllife2024]

@@samisticlife but quite perfectly??

[@samisticlife]

@@tefllife2024 yeah hence why I put the 😂 at the end

[@tefllife2024]

@@samisticlife could've actually said so.

[@tefllife2024]

I blinked and May suddenly has a perm.

[@dilzappa]

The Amnesia storyline has been well used before,for as long as I can remember! I hope the zoo visit is full of rions,trigers,kangaloos,riraafs and rears

[@adrianenglish4909]

Lol I thought kangaloos was funny but rions triggers and riaafs bloody brilliant whole new level of lol

[@lamontbradford4630]

Another racist Coral Drouyn storyline no wonder they got rid of her after this season. The final season was better

[@leozam]

Woo. Terri's Dad is a drunk driving lawyer.

[@staayyyve9593]

And a prisoner from the Woodridge crew who beat up that guy who was fooling around with Paddy Lawson

[@Summer21.]

Staayyyve His name was Andy Hudson. 😃

[@maadmaestro]

Yeah, I believe you Willie...A bit of a smack there Fergo!

[@TLIMSISNW_p22.1]

fraudulent invoices that eggbert found !! i am rolling !!! hahahahahaha lmfao !!

[@patrickdoherty4527]

Dr Wiseman must be one of the longest serving characters in this show - 3rd behind Meg and Joyce. Pretty impressive run really.

[@vegangoth6761]

I love Pippa's cardie/jacket

[@helengazzara8725]

Why would a woman who presents with suspected amnesia simply be sent back to her dorm, and why would an inmate be allowed to deal with confidential financial matters?

[@Juliukas101]

What does Terri Malone think she's doing opening Joan's letters?!

[@laurenbrooks3091]

Willie with amnesia is funny. 😂

[@lamontbradford4630]

Willie’s amnesia storyline sucks. Rotten Coral Drouyn copping a brilliant storyline Denise Morgan originally wrote for Bea.

[@colleenlamb5521]

​@@lamontbradford4630 Only an autist would find it funny

[@charlottewebb2184]

Cricky how big r the spiders that have made those cobwebs In that room they were cleaning out for the printing press there bloody massive 🤣🙈🤣🤣😵🤣

[@susi-emily]

They have spiders in Aus the size of VW Beetles. With fangs as big as your fingers. Thought everyone knew that.

[@Mosie926]

None of these people were even in jail with Bea

[@TheTHX1974]

they were in jail with bea at banhurst

[@karennicholls8532]

The Barnhust ones were.

[@marilarroy7422]

They all were

[@kellymulligan9052]

Huge mistake - Alice is reading out the poem and mentions Willie and May being like Abbott and Costello. Then Nora does a Laurel and Hardy gesture!!

[@Summer21.]

Kelly Mulligan I noticed that a long, long time ago too, knowing that the writer had got two American double acts of yesteryear mixed up with Laurel and Hardy's hand gestures. 😄

[@josephd.2725]

How does Julie get away with avoiding the standard prison uniform and wearing that massive pink cardigan?

[@dieselgav]

Louise Siverson is such a fabulous actress, and the writers clearly recognised her talent and wrote around her strengths as a performer. Louise created Lou, not the writers. Her interviews on Talking Prisoner are the best on the channel, she is so engaging and full of tasty anecdotes about her journey playing Lou. I think Lois Collinder improved as Lurch immensely, she very much grew into her role. Her first episodes were a bit wooden, but around about now, the actress clicks into the spirit of Lurch, and she becomes a great character in the final season.

[@vickihigh3701]

Nora: "she should have been there half an hour ago"...how could she know?

[@chuckhudditellis]

PIP seriously irritates me. From her horrendous behaviour and calling the gorgeous Mrs. R “Anne” it’s that bizarre walk she has with that stiff arm thing going on.LOL

[@LeeTennant90]

One of the doctors has been in it as a cop. A prisoner in woodridge singing with Gaffney. And a cult leader. He sure dies get about a bit.

[@TheBluetoob]

+Lee Tennant That's right, & the guy that plays Bea Smith's dead husband comes back quite a bit.

[@LeeTennant90]

Cant beat a bit of recycling :-) Its part of the fun spotting when they pop up again and remembering which other parts they ahve played and how they died last time lol :-)

[@samisticlife]

30:06 it's Noel Edmonds 😂

[@Laladust]

Marie Trevor really had a hard-on for Greek names. Daphne, Alexis(lexie) whose played by her daughter Pepe(Penelope), Nora(Eleanora), Phillipa(Pippa) who was originally called Julie before Marie Trevor took over. Terri is also a Greek name derived from Terasia. Just a few from the series now.

[@darrendunn134]

Aussies some are Greek

[@teralmiles]

Christ… Willie, Daphne and gang do my head in.

[@speedy692]

No matter what crime you've committed, you can lose your memory & be acquitted?

[@karinswift]

The top dog's better than the real psychs!

[@Lushgirl81]

17:39 jeez, that music! 😖🙉

[@frankbrodie5168]

KANGALOOS! Go on then. I'll give Pippa credit for giving me a belly laugh with that one.

[@2589hbradley]

29:19 HAHAHAHAHA Nora's a funny bitch in this ep

[@jasonyatescreative9707]

So since the printing room was last seen and presumably used 3 years or so back giant arachnids must have moved into a locked room and spun their giant alien webs of horror. The invasion of the giant alien arachnids is the spin off show that we all need in our lives but doesn't exist because it was never made, sadly.

[@kingles3303]

How can you forget your name but not forget how to talk

[@jiggarypokery]

The Wille/memory loss stuff is boring and her refeerence to Bea Smith, oh just get rid of Willie,May and Nora once and for all.HATED this period of Prisoner.

[@iguanna41]

Its Alpha Centuri with the doctor.. being an actor in Australia you could be a millionaire.

[@robinrwilsonsauls]

Is someone setting up pat? Signing her name to the invoices?

[@lamontbradford4630]

Pat should not blame Chookie. She should blame Ann for being a sorry ass governor and never getting her facts straight

[@adrianenglish4909]

Nora might not be as hard as the legendary Bea smith and the almost as great Myra Desmond but she can play people like a fiddle

[@richardmacken9410]

Nora giving Lou the finger in the laundry room,Ha,Ha,

[@josephd.2725]

I think Myra de-throned Bea Smith when she died for the women. Bea supposedly died in Barnhurst trying to stop the riot, but that was hear-say!

[@josephd.2725]

@@richardmacken9410 Nora swiping the pool cue off Lou mid game in the previous episode was even better.. lol

[@LuciousLeeStetson]

I like Nora

[@marycalmeiro1135]

In reality all Bea and Myra wanted was more money and better working conditions. The writer's are in charge of their fates😅

[@Laladust]

Officer Patricia Slattery. They couldn't give the Irish officer a more Irish name if they tried. If they had an Irish male officer I picture them naming him Seamus O'Flannigan or something.

[@Sensabaugh]

Alistyr Marqueux Except the fact she is from Lancashire.

[@Laladust]

@@Sensabaugh And? That was exactly my point. "Mee" is part of the northern pom accent, and not slang. That was my exact point. What are you still going on about. Just move on and accept it isn't slang, but dialect.

[@Sensabaugh]

@@Laladust What the hell are you on about?

[@susi-emily]

She's not Irish.

[@sb6678]

@@SensabaughI think this person is f**ed in the head