Private Investigator Guesses Who Stole The Cookie Out Of A Lineup

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[@f.e.g.4534]

"I'm smart" - looks directly at the camera

[@raynedrop4265]

I WAS WAITING FOR THIS GOD DAMN COMMENT. BLESS YOU. 7:53

[@hamdi8699]

Don’t get it

[@ickyy1]

Hamdi I do not either

[@ganeshprasad9851]

@@ickyy1 neither do I

[@huangrass7423]

im sma- *advert comes on*

[@marlena8492]

It might just be me, but this PI has an *extremely* likable personality

[@AliPearls]

It ain’t just you, he seems like a really fun guy to be around

[@yourhotmom6858]

He seems like that fun college or high school teacher that is a little strict, but fun to talk to.

[@candypg1]

“Scribbles down notes” And would you say your attracted to this man?

[@WackiWorm]

Agreed

[@bencouch1178]

@@candypg1 yes

[@finix4132]

PI: Are you a liar Girl: yes I don’t know if she is lying when she said that

[@ismifarisha]

its a kind of paradox

[@Raven-hh9cj]

Either way, she was correct!

[@clipsssviral]

ClickB8 But then wouldn’t she be telling the truth

[@jacklepie1133]

Paradoxes... the worst

[@twilightzone6878]

False positive

[@themofomammoth948]

Nobody: Me at 2 in the morning watching a private investigator try and find who ate part of a cookie with an intense passion

[@korosensei4873]

🤣🤣🤣

[@HxllowRoscoe]

Aye im doing the same at 6am

[@Mohammed-roblox]

No way I am too xD I’m gonna sleep gn have a good yesr

[@mahatim8756]

hey creed!

[@amitchell8054]

moodddd

[@sonastysorude]

They should have all swapped places because he obviously heard the person who ate the cookie return to the right side of the line.

[@ebays2351]

Taylor E ong

[@gamerfrug-yeet7632]

I thought that too

[@watom9481]

What do u work dude ?

[@dorcadelaguilashica3474]

But it could have been the person next to her.

[@MrAgentTurner]

@@dorcadelaguilashica3474 Yeah but he had like a 50/50 shot

[@mrh9622]

"I've recently discovered the runny egg" "Nah you should undiscover that" Best line ever 😂

[@Hello-hn9kq]

My favorite moment

[@courtneymichelle5746]

Im in class dying because he said that😂

[@Jack-qu9tr]

I heard that and checked the comments instantly. Curious if I was the only one dying of laughter.

[@NothingButLol]

Omg I'm dying

[@captainkozo4693]

Christian Doll their called normal

[@midnightmoon3661]

Private investigator: alright everyone sing the opening to I want it that way

[@frighteninggenius2497]

It gave me chills literal chills

[@frighteninggenius2497]

No. 5 killed my brother

[@jensonangel7424]

Brooklyn nine-nine best cold opening.

[@nikolanguyen2509]

@@jensonangel7424 nah, yeast is the best one

[@uhohstinky6112]

@@nikolanguyen2509 i didn't get it lol

[@unknown-dx7fd]

Nobody: Absolutely no one: My mom when there is 1 coockie missing:

[@unknown-dx7fd]

@The Insane Space Panda Haha

[@caseypoole9865]

Coockie are u ok

[@hyperpvp8823]

So your mom is a man you have 3 sisters and 3 brothers 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@vanessabare2600]

This is actually me when a cookie is missing 😂

[@trisha2214]

I READ THAT AS COOCHIE OMFG WHAT IS WYRONH WITH ME

[@niccosta]

This guy needs to be a comedian for his side job. Or his main job. He’s hilarious

[@elizabethdewbre1574]

Yes.. it was entertaining

[@That70sRocker]

He is an actor

[@skepticmoderate5790]

Buzzfeed is his main job.

[@aqila7795]

i'll let you have 666 likes

[@SV-vj6tn]

He is hot as hell too 🤪

[@Kelshehe]

It looks like John now works as a PI for buzzfeed employees 😂

[@musicandmebff]

TheHypeKween next video “Private Investigator Finds Out Who is Next to Quit Buzzfeed”

[@fal4thought]

problematicc HiMsElF

[@bananana6380]

Is he a 3 or a .14?

[@crappyblueangel74]

@@bananana6380 I think he's a pie

[@rose-sw3yy]

i love how serious John is taking this cookie situation

[@recoil53]

He gets YT.

[@LukaDebiL]

@Digby Dooright no because if he was off set there would be more of a chance that he is cheating because you cant see him he could just watch

[@indecisiveliv]

Well it was a very heinous crime

[@lamya4009]

I am the 4K like 😊

[@3skelion]

@@LukaDebiL honestly it's not that big a deal lol, it's just for fun

[@sahirdaghet1647]

She over-explains. Everyone else just answers fairly concisely. Even when he was pressing for more details it was still short and easy.

[@michelleaijo]

Thats exactly what i was thinking

[@kismarik]

Exactly that, also notice how she is the only one who doesn't play into the playful banter/jokes he is constantly throwing at her. She just awkwardly laughs but never actually play into the jokes.

[@katjanygaard-larsen6581]

But- I always over-explain wether im guilty or not. Thinking into it, its probably because of wanting people to believe you way more

[@rayuuuuuu]

@@kismarik tbh he was a bit weird about the whole bao explanation thing and I would've been confused about that if I were her lol

[@danurkresnamurti3598]

yeah. they should choose some one with same mind like PI. but choose her make it more easy for him

[@christopherhedgecock1953]

"Aren't you worried about salmonella?" "Thats a myth" *I DIED*

[@redsnake2067]

Lmao

[@christopherhedgecock1953]

@@redsnake2067 thx

[@KingBaller06gaming]

How is it a myth if IT HAS ACTUALLY AFFECTED PEOPLE?!

[@christopherhedgecock1953]

@@KingBaller06gaming Dude that is what soemoen in the video said not me

[@christopherhedgecock1953]

@@KingBaller06gaming r/Whooooosh

[@red.falcon9717]

“Are you a liar?” “Yes.”

[@E1zzzZ]

Red.Falcon97 Wait so since she said “yes” if she was a liar, is she lying and is truthful?

[@red.falcon9717]

EzAb Dude Yes

[@SS-lv6to]

@@E1zzzZ No, cause if she was truthful, she would of said no.

[@kevinboros7427]

@@SS-lv6to She said yes to the question "Are you a liar?" That means she can't be at all truthful, since if she was, she would have responded no. But, she said yes to the question, which makes her a liar, but also truthful since she didn't lie and answered yes. So this is a paradox.

[@SS-lv6to]

@@kevinboros7427 Owowowowo *mind blown* O. O

[@xenqor5438]

*They should get lots of pi’s to try and figure out which other pi is lying about something to see how that lie from experience in their job*

[@girldes]

That would be so nice to see!

[@xenqor5438]

Yeah I wish they did

[@franciscafz4041]

Yes!!!

[@Alex-jw3zb]

There is only one PI...

[@xenqor5438]

I_PandaMan I believe your statement is false

[@tenzium]

Investigator: Smells everyone’s breath to see who’s breath smells like a cookie

[@daysyferreira610]

That one person who didn't brush their teeth in the morning: pLs nO dOnT sMeLl pLsSSsssSs

[@korosensei4873]

@@daysyferreira610 bruhhh🤣🤣🤣

[@maynardjohnsonmusic5457]

@@daysyferreira610 Aka me

[@daysyferreira610]

@@maynardjohnsonmusic5457 LMAO SAME I FORGET TO BRUSH MY TEETH ATLEAST 2 TIMES A WEEK 😂

[@hungryeyes2786]

@@daysyferreira610 Bruh too much 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bunlols]

"He thinks that he's got me" "I think we've all got you" " _I know..._ "

[@cupsofcoco]

I almost choked, he sounded so sad

[@themilz3649]

Blue Comet dude I was just scrolling through the comments while listening to it and I saw this one and then it said it at the same time I read it

[@thesecretdoodler]

Awesomegamer120 lol that happens to me all the time

[@sagemccombs9106]

They said that just as I read this comment

[@mariodiaz8537]

That gave me sort of jake peralta vibe

[@FishinWithAlex]

He got the Asian girl to talk about Bao just to see her teeth he’s so smart

[@TheCumberCoIlective]

She didn't even bite the cookie with her teeth really though. She like broke it off so some was sticking out after

[@TheCumberCoIlective]

@@dreamzen819 she didn't bite through it with her teeth. It wouldn't be a bite mark as she broke it off. Watch it again

[@--hEaVeN-cn4gx]

@@TheCumberCoIlective she didnt break the cookie with her teeth? Oh really I guess chewing the cookie dosent count as breaking the cookie with your teeth....note the sarcasm

[@jonathanaw2326]

@@TheCumberCoIlective youre right, she broke it off rather than biting into it.

[@TheCumberCoIlective]

@@--hEaVeN-cn4gx exactly my point. She BROKE the cookie with her teeth. She didn't BITE THROUGH the cookie which would leave a "bite mark"

[@Rayan-kf2yf]

*12 a.m* My brain: You gotta watch this guy find out who ate the cookie

[@Holysteppers.sfb23]

It’s 12 for me too 😂

[@SillyCider]

Also 12 am for me

[@mangoc4t185]

Dragon Warrior it’s literally 12:10 for me right now

[@MeSc72]

12:17 here

[@hiddenbird7916]

lol

[@clareification]

this is like a deleted “the office” episode from an alternate universe

[@ElpoliCR]

We all know who is Jim there

[@ashtyn2821]

Hahahahahhahahhah

[@themehmama7750]

More like Brooklyn nine-nine

[@germanmatiasok]

@@themehmama7750 Same energy.

[@robinlinh]

The investigator voice sound like office character mix up together

[@jnin01]

He probably heard her walking back to that side

[@roythomas3667]

Right?

[@roythomas3667]

He is fun, though.

[@NolaMarieSings01]

jnin01 And then smelled the chocolate coming from her mouth because she was the first one to be questioned

[@jeffreyrt734]

Nahh He’s “oh he got her!” Reaction seemed too genuine

[@itsdonniee]

420 likes

[@deecyp64]

Damn the poor girl was first and I’d be so afraid to still have some cookie between my teeth

[@thesecretdoodler]

Same😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thesecretdoodler]

U got a lotta likes

[@redsnake2067]

Ikr, I have braces so I would be even more nervous...

[@sanamulaydanceadvance6399]

ikrrr

[@serenaperez3730]

I LOVE THIS MAN he is carrying buzzfeed on his shoulders

[@avargas1930]

For me Its kevin and Jackie :) hahahah

[@zutarax]

Ryan and shane too

[@primordialsoup_]

Unsolved and Worth It :p

[@jinan43]

Serena Perez nooooo it’s ryan and shane

[@Quadratic4mula]

there's more videos of him?

[@mandostringd530]

No one: Absolutely no one: That guy: S H R I M P

[@redpaladin2395]

I love shrimp. Just by itself.

[@rajakarya]

a

[@i.ate.flygon]

Shrimps my fav too

[@helplessboysadlife672]

Man of cultured as well

[@azrizalhassan8450]

God this meme is so spammed

[@BakedPotatoYT1]

I think he knew it because when he suddenly asked Jasmine, "Why did you ate the cookie?" Jasmine's face changed into nervous state.

[@colindra-rodericka3803]

Or maybe because it was the same smell when she ate the cookie 😂

[@colindra-rodericka3803]

@thebay5 That could have given it away too.

[@colindra-rodericka3803]

He probably knew from the start but had to act it out to keep the show going

[@godparticle2770]

@@colindra-rodericka3803 to just roll the video and timestamp to 11 minutes long!

[@colindra-rodericka3803]

@@godparticle2770 Exactly lol

[@shailynnrice1665]

“how are the videos with me doing?” “pretty bad” “THATS A LIE” “pretty bad” “that’s a NOTED lie”

[@jliz]

dogg same

[@memma1101]

He reminds me sooo much of Hopper from Stranger Things

[@killerqueen4558]

619 likes noice

[@victoriamorut]

Echo Studios trueeeee omg

[@drewpsies9378]

This might sound crazy to you but I’m pretty sure everyone heard what they were saying

[@ramahfejleh6824]

who ate the cookie? erin: THATS NOT VEGAN

[@nicoorobin]

wrong channel bud

[@ramahfejleh6824]

ouch f i know but obviously some people get it

[@smenehere2618]

Omg here too? This comment has escaped jubilee go back to where you belong 😂

[@mags5194]

Haha I was just thinking that!!

[@melanieschroder7238]

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING 😂

[@mrrainbrow423]

"He thinks he got me." "We all got you." "I know." I felt that.

[@oic3237]

Yea

[@wherecanyoubemylove]

Wait timestamp??

[@yulrivee]

@@wherecanyoubemylove 5:08

[@wherecanyoubemylove]

@@yulrivee thx

[@Themagsterli]

John is hilarious! i need more of these PI videos !!

[@recoil53]

I'd like to combine him with the lie detector guy somehow.

[@michaelkevinlauditia6294]

AGREE!!!!!!!!!!

[@savannahott4749]

The shrimp guy just LOOKS like he eats shrimp. I coulda guessed his favorite food was shrimp. His dark eyes tell me ocean secrets of shrimp massacres.

[@memento_milo]

Shrimp Whisperer??

[@marisoldelatorre2046]

Shrimp believer?

[@sparkgaming7664]

Shrimp god?

[@qains6408]

Not funny, didnt laugh

[@leukemia-8600]

Shrimp demon?

[@FocyIsGoated]

“Did you eat the cookie?” “I’m vEgAn”

[@tenchi5951]

ThAtS nOt VeGaN

[@ameliabee2003]

nobody asked you, Erin

[@teamarchive9070]

Jubilee when they see this comment and its replies: We should have never Invited erin

[@how2tube933]

@@teamarchive9070 vegan cookies

[@Aurelius11605]

Yoda: Vegan not, that is not.

[@ulfurinnn]

Letting him stay in the room while someone ate the cookie was a bad idea as he both heard someone laugh and he could also possibly hear from which direction they came.

[@user-bd9uo8dw3j]

Yup. He knew it came from a certain direction of the space they were in. Not very difficult from there.

[@capibara3]

Or maybe he heard jasmine walk over and walk back. Everyone should have walked foward then go back at the same time

[@capibara3]

@@kingtalaha they all said they ate the cookie

[@staticunion4448]

Anthony Browne is he opened his eye a little bit and could see who it was

[@sonic3817]

TrashID i hope ur joking because she said that on purpose

[@sydney8145]

The other people were walking in place too

[@charlesmuneri]

He could have even smelt her, the experiment was flawed. He should have left the room

[@CASSIOPEIAMASHUPS]

“Aren’t you worried about salmonella?” “That’s a lie. That’s a myth.” “This just took a dangerous turn into misinformation land.” That SENT me I’m crying 😂💀

[@brendantunks8932]

@Ishika Grace Abbott 6:25

[@aleenarowland4525]

Yeah I've had salminilla

[@aleenarowland4525]

From raw cookie dough but I have a very week stomach

[@KPpivot]

What does that sent me mean?

[@deadicated9525]

Shut tf up

[@pedroribeiro9746]

"are they like, dumplings?" "what? no, they're steamed buns with meat filling in there"

[@FattyAshyBro]

pedro yes daddy

[@kingsnicker720]

@@FattyAshyBro ?

[@damiennorth159]

So i was right its a dumpling

[@thesecretdoodler]

Yeah. I thought he was being just a bit disrespectful. That’s my opinion though. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@hazeljeeaan8453]

ʙᴀsɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ sɪᴏᴘᴀᴏ?? ʜᴀʜᴀʜᴀʜᴀ

[@avettcore]

This takes “Who Stole The Cookie From The Cookie Jar?” to a whole other level.

[@jamescollins1693]

"Would you say you're anti milk?" - This guy is asking the right questions

[@jibril9577]

@@qtipsguyspersonalaccount573 You Should Undiscover that too

[@nickkjz]

plot twist: he peeked when they ate the cookie (edit): removed the video spoiler because people were not happy lol.

[@amback2681]

Orange _ Juice if you dont care dont reply he asked him/her to correct the comment they did now it’s over no need to escalate the situation

[@lynjamin]

Turtle Squad gosh..-

[@Shadow-vd7es]

ツjungoo XDDDD

[@checkers3456]

Turtle Squad he posted the comment before he/she changed it...

[@nickkjz]

bruh what’s going on here

[@eo4295]

1:53 "And then I came and ate the cookie." Welp! There you go.

[@blakelily6720]

Everyone said they ate the cookie. That's the point of the show.......

[@thepillays2648]

@@blakelily6720 r/woosh

[@quoteclone]

@@thepillays2648 not really, OP genuinely didn't understand

[@nigelgold2]

jasmine started with it and when the pi pointed it out that everyone was saying they continued

[@boimod4198]

Ja

[@jixhia]

I was so disappointed when they didn't sing I Want It That Way

[@hysteri]

Same 😔

[@neriacassandrapalmes4619]

Same

[@surakshaguragain5538]

Number five killed my brother

[@pippi4421]

“Would you say you’re anti-milk?”

[@koshkamatew]

I saw this right when he said it loool

[@hi8355]

I don’t drink milk but I’m not lactose intolerant sooo yeah I’m weird! 😅

[@LoverOfStuff]

Alaina DeFazio you’re not alone lol Milk just tastes kinda gross

[@Ahhh-j4e]

William Shakespeare it is somone else’s opinion not yours someone can hate milk and another can love milk, we are all humans here( unless your an alien, we see you) let’s just be kind

[@shibahiba7106]

Pippi Alberte yes im lactose

[@You-dont-get-to-know-1001]

Imagine this man in a case, he catches the murder. As their hauling the murder to jail “OH YEAH HE GOT HER”

[@gabriellaterte1035]

John: What's your favorite move? Mitch: shjdfbfhjrteswre John: What's your favorite comedy? Mitch: jahdajbfajhrew

[@Zakurak]

Gabriella Terte “interesting..”

[@nestorismaelflores3625]

Yep didn't understand anything either 😂

[@tobibabyboi]

He said Interstellar

[@nsef0]

Whose mitch

[@zoelovrinovic1695]

I had to go back and turn on the titles lol

[@emmaflory2299]

“Aren’t you worried about salmonella?” “That’s a lie. It’s a myth.” I felt that

[@gun9780]

What the hells the point in adding an extra “n” in Ryann

[@mastercheif6663]

Well Ik someone with an instead of n

[@biancaa67]

Uniqueness?

[@vinimooraess]

@@mastercheif6663 ryanan, Ryaan or Ryaa?

[@kobakun584]

@@mastercheif6663 ryanan?

[@renaultft1917]

To confuse people who read it fast so they spell Ryam

[@kkavana9141]

John: ‘Rookie mistake, I should’ve investigated the evidence first. (9:05) Me: a cOOkiE mistake I’ll see myself out the door ._.

[@jaebert]

Take a lap!

[@cortez4611]

9:05*

[@likeacrackaddict7997]

No come back 😂

[@benzo1337]

*hears footsteps coming from the right side* John: I think it was someone from the right side.

[@MiniNinja258]

Yea he should’ve had his ears covered too.

[@themusicspeople]

I thought nobody was gonna talk about this

[@Yeheyeijwveusjw]

Orbit. What

[@Yeheyeijwveusjw]

They were all on the left side of him there is no possible way he can tell the footsteps came from the right size of the line

[@themusicspeople]

@@Yeheyeijwveusjw looool your hearing must be shite

[@sarahishere_]

Him:. Has been a private investigator for 2 years Also him: Time to find out who ate the cookie! Me: very professional 🙈

[@sarahishere_]

@@itskindasus9730 I know that already, I was joking.

[@pawa303]

@@itskindasus9730 Private investigators don't investigate murders except in very rare cases. Murders are investigated by detectives.

[@iixtwlight5602]

“Are you lying?” “yes” “you’re not the trustworthy person are you” ‘’mhm ononono’

[@marcisunshine18]

He could probably hear where she walked from. Redo

[@ilovemakeupp04]

Marci Sunshine that’s what i was thinking too. should have mixed everyone up after

[@marcisunshine18]

You could tell immediately cuz his eyes opened right to her..his ears followed where she went. You can feel someone walking past you and he didn’t.

[@tedlovejesus]

It’s a 1/6 chance and he got it right

[@zanscrabs2070]

Also if any of them had scent on them. They shouldve ate the cookie before everything

[@marcisunshine18]

Zans Crabs I thought about that too. Maybe he could smell it on her breath.

[@BankruptMonkey]

I have never seen someone take "who took the cookie from the cookie jar" as seriously as this man and 4 year old me

[@caydencefaith7870]

Her: I keep salt packets in my pants sometimes Him: OK that’s weird I’m cracking up 😂

[@BB-bq5eg]

That could litterely be me

[@addison7859]

My friend used to keep salt and sugar packets in her pockets all of the time then eat them 😂

[@jasonwang7728]

Every Asian knows the struggle of describing what they ate for breakfast in school

[@iaminthenowhereinn]

Nothing :)

[@pikeuchoo]

Yup.

[@maddiemaddie1421]

Fried rice, fried chicken, boiled egg and dried fish with soy sauce 👍

[@hamburgerfan6166]

*Dog*

[@user-ee4fh1ig1m]

Mr Scrub lmao

[@janpiet6612]

Yeah that’s cool but how about a private cookie guessing who ate the investigator

[@chloeo5780]

Jan Piet this made me laugh a lot harder than it should have

[@zoe.3e]

I usually don't laugh at comments but for some unknown reason this one got me

[@the_diversis_resonantemopa9666]

Oh

[@aubrey4228]

dude give me some of whatever you're on

[@lovelyotter8390]

@@aubrey4228 That made me laugh.

[@peachi6412]

The only person I know there is Kevin, you know.. Jackies partner in crime

[@zual._.2846]

Same

[@hamortiz8270]

That's crazy

[@Isa-mq2ym]

Lol I’ve barely watched any of the vids Kevin is in, but I recognized him xD

[@kaitlynngaras3431]

peachi, like your profile pic. although I prefer shun over jeff

[@4szns_jems]

Hehehehehheh

[@shuffle_samurai927]

*Imagine Your Mom or Dad Being a Private Investigator*

[@dkgong]

Hmm.. I think he needs a blindfold cuz I don’t trust he fully closed his eyes.

[@BarelyNoticeable]

Even if he did, the shift in lighting could also have given it away. Seriously, the skin covering your eyes aren’t that opaque.

[@rebecca1331]

And some really loud ear buds

[@uk1yo]

I think he didn't fully close his eyes too, because he just could've opened them a tiny bit so he can see but nobody noticed it

[@n1kurd]

Imagine Jackie was in this, shed be asking the questions to the investigator 😂😂😂😂

[@recoil53]

The non sequitors would be interesting.

[@Ninja0666]

We need this now

[@karyle1231]

PLS HSGAGA

[@ianrey5235]

YES PLEASE

[@7juris607]

We need her here

[@shsshshhs1974]

How he keeps a straight face is hilarious

[@gameboydc281]

This dude seriously looks like an Ace Ventura: Cookie Detective

[@Common_Myths]

I literally watched the entire video just coz i really liked the shirt john was wearing in the thumbnail.

[@dragonfankaz567]

why...

[@Common_Myths]

@@dragonfankaz567 why not! Nohomo though.

[@sydneychenault7882]

uday pipaliya valid reason

[@savannasturgill6589]

Same

[@daniellematthews4758]

They should do “Pi picks the PI in a lineup”

[@jonathanayoub6976]

Why is John taking it seriously..... I love it!!! Edit: Thanks for all the likes.

[@barducapepper4063]

I cried many times throughout this video because I just kept thinking “what if that was *my* cookie.” Thank you for your hard work John, you’re saving lives.

[@jocelyn9266]

Well if he got the wrong person (I’m in the middle of watching the video idk if he got the right person) but if he gets the wrong person maybe people wouldn’t really want to hire him because he could of just gotten most cases wrong.

[@jocelyn9266]

Sorry if that didn’t make sense I’m in the middle of eating

[@katie-mz6si]

"Why'd you eat the cookie?" "bEcAuSe I liKe CoOkiEs"

[@hannayii4537]

duh why else would I eat it

[@iblivs21]

@@hannayii4537 "because they told me to"

[@ahintea]

Ok. But he literally heard her walk to the desk and back.

[@OneMoreDayNParadise]

Right! Do people seriously watch this and not realize that he clearly heard her walk from her place and then walk back?!

[@TheBloodypimp]

Neah.... everyone was looking forward she was looking straight at him. That's why.

[@TheBloodypimp]

@Jerry Gonzales if the so is directed at me.... So.... usually untrained people when trying to hide in plain site will look at/ towards the people chasing them becuase they wanna see if they are getting away with it. Sometimes if they see they are doing it.... it's also followed by microexpresions like delight at th fooling their tail. ^_^ but yea.... they should have introduced more stimuli to avoid him being able to for example count the number of steps each person takes to get to the table and back and so on. Lets call this the easy mode detective.

[@matteovanermen286]

No his reaction at the end was to pure

[@pipaupons]

To make it more fair, he shouldn't be there while one of them eats the cookie. Or... to make it more challenging, why not more than one person eats the cookie?? Haha!

[@eniindria]

Why is Kevin here lol 😂😂😂 didn't expect him to be on this one.

[@tatermara1314]

Yeah right XD

[@sixtythree2214]

I'm here with ya-

[@yentl]

You should let him play: -“Werewolves” (the social deduction game with cards) -“Clue” -Wink murder

[@totallyrealspiderman]

I used to play this in a big group and people suspected me to be the werewolf almost every round because I keep acting suspicious somehow

[@bleblubla9778]

@@totallyrealspiderman lmao me too

[@wroarngy]

I once played wink murder killed everyone in the 1st round, easy win

[@totallyrealspiderman]

@@cookiezanimations7092 A game where everyone gets a random card and one gets the "werewolf" card. The others have to guess who the werewolf is. But whoever will be voted on will be "executed" aka has to leave the game.

[@_fakeredhed_7296]

iamabeautylover werewolves is LEGENDARY

[@indy4202]

Omg, Ryann is a mood. “I just like food in general “. Yes. And then he named my some of my fav foods. I can relate!

[@AslanW]

"He thinks he's got me" "I think we've all got you" *Sigh* _"I know"_ LMAO imagine if a cop did that in the interrogation room

[@patrickbeniah9264]

am i the only one that hope they start singing ‘i want it that way’ 😂

[@Hot_rodz]

Me That one meme got stuck in my head 🤣😂

[@Hulksmash-hh4ph]

The most underrated Brooklyn 99 joke that only 45 people got. Lol

[@thebackbenchersstudio7818]

Love that scene😂😂

[@AlicePCD]

No

[@jog2909]

Bruce Garibaldi ???

[@tommyto8c921]

Teacher: So you what is 2+2 Me: 4 Teacher: That is correct Me: 7:53

[@zacwehbe2464]

lol

[@therealwinslo3470]

l o l

[@TemphinFD]

Dude I never get anything right. For me it is more like Teacher: What is 2+2 Me: 4 Teacher: Correct! Me: 10:32

[@_fakeredhed_7296]

Flippy The Dolphin lmaoooo

[@toshdefroge6541]

@@TemphinFD Much better.

[@melissaalexandra9593]

Jazmine uses her hands too much. It yells “I’m nervous”

[@henrysun5660]

Idk why the way she describes bao and bing is pissing me off. I mean I do have to say when i was little I used to think bao had an English name but they are DUMPLINGS not whatever she was saying. Bing is kind of harder to describe but I’d say they are kind of scuffed pancakes or a type of flatbread. Edit: let’s work on pronunciations. Bao is pronounced pretty similarly to how it’s spelled in English (the tone is hard to describe) bao is almost always used with the character for zi, and would be spelled baozi in pinyin (the zi kinda sounds like a z sound “zuh”) Bing sounds like it’s being pronounced with a e sound in it kinda like being but strung together (bee-un) is the best u can get. It can be added to other words. Binggan means cookie, bobing means a thin biscuit, etc.

[@spookyjookie6023]

I feel like I just watched John and Kevin go on a date

[@nicolemclean6711]

Kevin gives me Rick vibes from Rick and Morty

[@tver4789]

"hi I'm PI John I've been a private investigator here in la for two years " ..... And now I work for BuzzFeed

[@luluseatowngetdown6251]

“Salmonella Is a myth, a lie.” “ this took a dangerous turn into Mis-information land “

[@MikaeruDaiTenshi]

It's not about Salmonella being a lie, it's about the half baked cookie causing Salmonella. I mean, there are countries where the stuffing for a turkey is neither cooked nor served in the turkey because it can cause salmonella and what not. But there's a reason you call it stuffing, you STUFF the bird with it, nobody is getting Salmonella here because of it. At least if it's prepared properly. Almost every food can get you sick if you're not preparing it correctly or if the ingredients were already bad to begin with.

[@rebeccachmelik1628]

Anti vax moms be like

[@peryton-pal7024]

Its like having a soft boiled egg. If you ate raw cookie dough that had raw egg and flour in then you would be at risk. But as long as it gets heated all the way through during the time it is baked its fine. Similarly when you cook egg, you can cook it for less time so the yolk stays runny, but you still heat it all the way through, so you are pretty safe from salmonella.

[@enlightened1438]

Me : closes eye someone eats cookies. Me : It was expired coughs* Me : There you go he ate it Eze

[@aimanharith5817]

bagus

[@x23esports22]

Yuri?

[@aimanharith5817]

@@x23esports22 what

[@cap8032]

I know this is a joke but obviously why would you bring an expired cookie so it won't happen in real life

[@serenityq26]

so silly. do a blindfold or have him not in the room

[@lauraa5331]

serenityq26 yeah it makes no sense

[@EpikkOreo]

Um... couldn’t you smell cookies on someone’s breath?

[@ellieiamaio4454]

That's the first thing I thought of!! Smelling everyone's breath

[@qwertty3847]

they probably wash their mouth

[@AprilA15]

No I can eat a garlic and my mouth won’t smell I don’t think with a cookie someone’s mouth is going to smell like a a cookie

[@uk1yo]

@@AprilA15 maybe that's a special talent of yours, but I bet most of people dont have that skill😉😂

[@azilliey]

I don’t think your breath always resembles what you ate last

[@notchristiant]

"Why did you eat the cookie!" "Because I like cookies." "OKAY"

[@tysonwright1160]

That would be so easy. He had his eyes shut but he’d still be able to sense and hear roughly where in the line they came from. Also smell them 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@ghost_cities]

Yeah, they needed to let him enter the room about 2 minutes after someone at the cookie.

[@mootcourt3]

Yea, he would be able to hear or sense the heaviness/lightness of the footsteps, the rough direction the person was approaching, and the way they pulled out the chair too

[@tztpandagamingyt6327]

They should use carpet instead if that helps

[@heroxnewfiexx1235]

could u imagine if he was your dad

[@usagi2934]

"You went outside this morning at a bar" How did you know "Your shoes is 0.5cm more to the left than usual"

[@jorjagrey5006]

My mummas a private investigator for the police and has solved thousands of jobs (worked for 20 years) I can't get away with anything 😭

[@kittenmimi5326]

@@usagi2934 L?

[@jasminedelo9730]

Me: *takes the cookie* Them: Did you steal the cookie? Me: Heck yeah I did.

[@abbeyrobinson5779]

Only og’s know Kevin is an cartoonist with Jackie.

[@ahente38]

ikr, when he stood behind i didn’t pay much attention but when he came closer i was like Kevin!!! What’s up cheese bags

[@abbeyrobinson5779]

@@ahente38 hahahha

[@lunaroseartz9126]

Yep, I loved seeing him here

[@hayley9634]

Kirby: "I don't know, I keep salt packets in my pocket sometimes." John: *points at Kirby with pen* "Okay thats weird." Me:💀 7:27

[@beepboop9848]

When he said “nah, you should undiscover that” Mm... i felt that.

[@jessemartin520]

Sameeeeee

[@datonetiger]

Private investigator : What did you have for breakfast? Lineup person : a cookie... Private investigator : favorite dessert? Lineup person : a cookie... Private investigator : favorite food Lineup person : a cookie...

[@slaphappy9606]

Youth: “LET’S GOOOO! Got eeem!” Detective: “OHHHHHHHH! HE GOT ER! HE GOT ER!”

[@diamondporter6496]

I love this. I especially love his reaction when he found out he was right.

[@roseoaks8973]

Why I'm i getting Hopper vibes from Stranger Things 😭😭

[@alishaharji2241]

Rose Oaks the shirt

[@roseoaks8973]

@@alishaharji2241 yepp 😂

[@stinkiebearr]

Now that u mentioned it he kindof looks like Hopper!

[@mikkurzhal7390]

Oh definitely

[@_VictorGrantz_]

Rose Oaks OMG YEA

[@kfox5301]

They should've had the cookie eaten before he sat down or had everyone go sit in the chair. His eyes are closed but his ears still work...

[@kluipo5561]

Finally someone with an IQ higher than 10

[@supersayan6318]

Private investigator: ok, instead of being in another room, someone eat the cookie in front of me, i'll close my eyes and promise I won't look...

[@rieskimo]

"I know, and I always need people to know I know. I'm smart." I felt that... and it didn't feel good

[@kayleesburner1493]

He saw the girl still chewing he just went on to make it look official

[@ohjn]

Suggestion: Don’t show the audience who did the action. So it’s like some sort of a game for the viewers as well!

[@goose5873]

Mark Roca yass

[@Shadow-vd7es]

Mark Roca w I don’t understand this comment so

[@milleliza1490]

that would be awesome

[@tilemobile8549]

Turtle Squad How do you not understand?

[@averyk7]

Turtle Squad To elaborate, don’t show the audience who the actual person is. So in this case, don’t show the viewers (us) who ate the cookie, so we can have a crack at guessing who ate it.

[@denisedebono]

He literally could of heard the footsteps.....🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

[@cipher3966]

I felt like he heard and knew all along

[@peachkittyyy]

He CLEARLY heard her take a bite of the cookie and go back to her spot in that corner.

[@boboplasthegameblue]

Anyone could have done that

[@mazvitaselemani]

They should've have shuffled themselves then someone bites the cookie. Then they shuffle back.

[@inoutdown5400]

Mazvita Selemani yeah but you would be able to hear that

[@MiniNinja258]

kevinruizod if they shuffled a couple times he wouldn’t know. He’ll think the person came from here or there so he’ll be really confused

[@somalyosborn]

"the shrimp cocktail threw me for a loop" "it always does"

[@vroomvroom4553]

John: heh, he thinks he’s got me here Kevin: We’ve all got you John: *sighs* I know.

[@nova2201]

Meanwhile in the backround *Coockie monster crying*

[@faisallewis5902]

Aww, I didn't close my eyes at the beginning due to a lack of warning :(